Non-Specific Action Figure

That guy deserves his own game....

(light bulb descends from heavens and materializes over my head)

(goes to Nintendo's website)

(contacts them)

(informs them about my idea)

(nobody listens)

(protests Nintendo)

(Reggie, Miyamoto, and Iwata grab their Triforce and use their power to obliterate me)

(Reggie, Miyamoto, and Iwata make a game on non-specific action figure)

(I cry in heaven)

The end of this story!

CREDITS TIME!

(makes credits reel that nobody reads and people just stay so they can see the post-credits scene)