Why Does This Show Exist?

Why Does This Show Exist? (also called The Show That Makes No Sense and sometimes shortened to WDTSE?) is a TV series created by PixelMiette.

Premise
A crossover show that is set on a C A R R I B E A N  I S L A N D because THOSE FUCKING DISCO-LOVING ALIEN SCUM ARE STEALING OUR CHICKS!

Tracer
Real name Lena Oxton, she is a 26-year-old adventurer, Overwatch cadet and former pilot. She is shoehorned into late season 2 and stays, making prominent appearances. She is also a lesbian who wants people to be nice, and is also responsible for making time travel actually exists.
 * Age: 26

D.Va
Real name Hana Song, D.Va is a 19-year-old former professional gamer. She is very small and subject to memes making her look like a midget.
 * Age: 19

Mercy
Real name Angela Zielger, she is a doctor and responsible for saving Pixel's daddy's life. Often called Necromercer for some reason.
 * Age: 37

Miscellanious

 * The Burger King - HE WANTS YOU TO EAT BURGER KING FOR EVERY MEAL!
 * Peter Griffin - Funny fat man who is shoehorned into season 5 and stays, making subsequent cameos.
 * Wicke - Woman with large tits who works as an Aether Foundation employee, and fanservice.
 * Pickles - A Pikachu who can speak multiple languages.
 * Usagi Tsukino - Also known as Sailor Moon, for those challenged.
 * Beach Bear - A BEAR ON THE BEACH
 * The SuperNoobs - Four wallflowers who save the