Waste Dead

A psycho midget and his stripper girlfriend go to a playground so the midget can do a popular fad called planking (laying stiff as a board in places, taking pics, and posting them online.) After planking on stuff, he decides to plank on a teeter totter. A woman confronts them, which the man responds to by insulting the woman and her baby. He planks and right before his girlfriend takes the pic, a blue rock (which is real blue ice which is combined raw sewage and disinfectent that freezes in low atmosphere and falls off) falls on the seesaw and launches him into a crossbar which break his ribs, punctures his heart, and he dies

Way To Die #135