Old Mac donald

Old Mac donald created Mcdonalds a long long time ago.

Histroy
Old Mac donald was born inside a farm,he created the cheese burger in 1640 January 21 while looking at a cow.Sometimes he sits and wonders what he could do because all her wears is a diaper and he just farted so he needs a new diaper.He spend three years making a place but then he though of Mickey Mouse so we could call the place Mc for short and Donald is name into Donalds and it was Mcdonalds.On his 26th birthday in 1715 he rushed to create Mcdonalds but slipped and fell into some frozen ice when he woke up it was like 900 years later so he jumped up and created mcdonalds.The he died and Mickey Mouse took over Mcdonalds and eventually named it Mickey-Dee's.

Family
Old Mac donald was pretty nuts and he got married to the cavegirl who was also frozen in ice,the cavegirl has hair on her back,arms,legs,nose and ear and she has hair infested with bugs and only can say "Unga" and "Dunga" he didn't like her but she gave him monkey cooties and she could beat mcdonalds haters up.She hasn't taken a bath since she was 0 years old and now she's 52 and she's nasty and fat.They have thre bue-well three kids ones name is "Killer",Killer likes killing people infact he's the reason Oldmac donalds is dead,and they also have "Smasher",the reason washington Dc was destoryed before,and also there's little "Savage",On Savages field trip day he got stuck in a blizzard at antartica so he was there forever and ever and he's so grumpy and mumbly.

Death
Old Mac donald was killed by his some Killer because Killer saw a chocolate chip cookie on his dad's nose and practically went crazy.But don't worry...........the end!