Alternate ending for Amelia the Babysitter's "if only"


 * Babies: Babysitter! Babysitter! Tell us what to do! Tell us what to do!
 * (Amelia finally snaps.)
 * Amelia: That does it, all of you! You are grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 35827349203462347658123041252657894278693890134615491246124 years! Also, today is punishment day! Baby Sploshy, your punishment is setting your book on fire.
 * (Amelia lights a match and sets Sploshy’s book on fire.)
 * Sploshy: Babysitter, how could you? I wanted that book and you did this!
 * (Amelia flies over to Baby Terence with a bucket of cold water.)
 * Amelia: Baby Terence, your punishment is pouring very, very cold water on you.
 * (Amelia pours cold water onto Terence.)
 * Terence: Oh my preschool show appropriate word! It’s so cold, Babysitter! Now I’m all wet again!
 * Amelia: Deal with it, you little nobody!
 * (Amelia flies over to Finbar with a spoonful of malic acid.)
 * Amelia: Baby Finbar, your punishment is eating malic acid, one of the sourest things in the universe.
 * Finbar: Babysitter, that’s too sour!
 * Amelia: Eat it, young man, or I’ll put a worse punishment onto you!
 * Finbar: No, I won’t!
 * (Amelia force-feeds Finbar malic acid. and he cries.)
 * Finbar: Aaaaaa! I think my mouth’s dissolving!
 * Amelia: Now, Baby Winona, your punishment is pepper-spraying you.
 * (Amelia sprays Winona in the face with pepper spray.)
 * Winona: < Oh no! I’m blind! >
 * (Amelia flies over to Tubb with a belt in her invisible hand a la VeggieTales.)
 * Amelia: Finally, Baby Tubb, your punishment is the belt. Lie down on your tummy.
 * Tubb: But I’ve done nothing wrong! I used my manners earlier and I—
 * Amelia: Lie down on your tummy or I’ll push your head off on purpose!
 * (Tubb lies down on his stomach.)
 * Amelia: If I have to sizzle your rear end to stop demanding me, then that's the way it's going to be…
 * (Amelia pulls down Tubb’s trousers and spanks him on the backside with a belt many times.)
 * Tubb: (crying) Ouch! Babysitter, that hurts! Please stop! We’re all sorry for everything we’ve ever done!
 * (After the spanking is over, Tubb’s backside is completely red. Amelia puts his trousers back on. At this point, everyone is crying.)
 * Tubb: Babysitter, why would you—
 * Amelia: All of you go to bed right now!
 * Babies: But—
 * Amelia: NOW!
 * (The babies go to bed.)
 * Amelia: Oh, if only I wasn’t in charge!