The Top Ten Rules of Japanese Gaming


 * Game is easy here? Cancel it in America, it is too hard. (Super Mario Bros 2)
 * Game is awesome? Cancel it in America. (Mother 3)
 * Game is popular because of Smash Bros? Never release it in America. (Fire Emblem and Mother)
 * Game looks cool? Cancel it. (Donkey Kong Racing)
 * Game is hard here? Bring it to America and advertise it as casual. (New Super Mario Bros Wii, Donkey Kong Country Returns)
 * Game is scary? Rate it E (Majora's Mask)
 * Game involves pink marshmellow? Add a scary demon final boss that cries blood (Kirby 64)
 * Game has big fanbase? Never make sequel for long time (Kid Icarus)
 * Game is different than others? Listen to fans who think it sucks because it is different and never make a sequel. (Super Mario Sunshine)
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