The Bunker 2.0/Episodes/Episode 30: The New Kid

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Description
You'll see. (evil smile)

Theme Song
ACF:We failed we lost the war.

Bob:And now there is more.

MP:But were in a new place.

Kh2:Our Bunker's now in spa-

Part 1: The Real Start of the Episode
Some kid: Hold it right there.

Narrator: Hey characters from other cartoons, sorry I gotta axe ya. Copyright issues.

Master ventus:  hmk. Wait WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Fourth Wall: *cracks just a little

Some kid: I'm just going to take this baseball bat and smash that annoying fourth wall.

Jondanger23: No dont!

Some kid: Screw you

Some kid: By the way, I'm Daniel Stormer. Nice to meat you.

Narrator: Typo

Daniel Stormer: Screw you Narrator

Fourth Wall: *breaks entirely*

Daniel Stormer: Well that was convenient. COME AUTOTUNERZ!


 * Autotunerz come through the wall

JB: I'm here boss

Daniel Stormer: TAKE OFF THAT COSTUME. I'LL TAKE MINE OFF TOO!


 * Daniel Stormer reveals himself to be JB all along

Web: that explains a lot. We let random kids floating around space in. We're so stupid.

UMG: Shouldn't we be running out of air?


 * Air starts to run out

Narrator: Chuck, take over the mic. I'm suffocating.

Chuck: Sure thing Phil.

JB: AHEM! I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, AND THAT IS THAT ALL OF YOU WILL EXPLODE WITH THIS RUBBISH BUNKER 2.0!


 * bunker implodes, but everyone is saved by the power of Pinkie Pie

JB: NOOOOOOO!!!!

Part 2: The Calm After The Storm (New Beginnings)
Moon Snail: Im so bored, when do we land?

Pinkie Pie: NEVER

Pinkie Pie: Just kidding, an hour or so. (fills Moon snail with Pinkie Pie flavored pie)


 * Everyone waits

Kajad: Where will we land?

Faves: I can fix that for you:  /bunker 49


 * Pinkie Pie bubble shatters, but the new Bunker2.0 is formed

Moon snail: Im so bored

Moon snail: Im so bored

Moon snail: Im so bored

Moon snail: Im so bored

Moon snail: Im so bored


 * After about 55 more times, Master ventus shoots Moon Snail, and out of his corpse comes that blond kid from before

Daniel Stormer: I can fix up that Kirby for you! Just let me use my spare sonic screwdriver- wait, let me find it, ok? I'm sorry for that earlier, there was a glitch in the computer program I'm running, pardon me if I talk a lot ok?


 * 94 minutes later

Daniel Stormer: There I got it! Kirby is fine now? Why'd you kill him anyway in the first place? Don't you know LOLMURDERZ is a crime in all 98 galactic federations except the one for the Prolstenbani? And they go around killing everyone thay see?

Moon snail: shut up now plz

Daniel Stormer: No

Moon snail: it dameges my eardrums

Daniel Stormer: No!

Daniel Stormer: Sorry about that, he probably lost up to 90 OQ points. But why did you shoot him?

Master ventus: Repeating "Im so bored" for around 60 times

Daniel Stormer: O_o

Jondanger23: Wait let me use my emergency restorer!


 * Everything is restored

Daniel Stormer: Let me make a clone of that Kirby who calls himself Moon Snail, before one of you idiots shot him.


 * Moon Snail 2.0 is created, and Moon snail dies

Moon Snail 2.0: Hi guys! Oh...wait... is that me over there dead?

Someone who hasn't spoken yet: yes

Moon Snail 2.0: Then how am I here? O_o

Daniel Stormer: Cloning! Isn't it wonderful! I could go on all day about how great cloning is!

Kajad: Someone shut him up please.

Part 3: Getting Rid of the Super-Intellegent Kid
ACF: I could use this handy disintegrator ray.

Chuck: Wait, no, stop! I know I'm a narrator and not supposed to interfere, but please! Don't do it! I have plans for that kid to be in later episodes! I'm not only a narrator but a writer too! PLZ PLZ DONT SHOOT

ACF: Okay I'll point it at you.


 * ACF shoots Chuck The Narrator

ACF: HAHAHAHAHAHA! DIE DANIEL!


 * ACF shoots at Daniel Stormer, but Mochlum gets in the way for no apparent reason*

ACF: NO!

Damian Orenjer: This never happened

ACF: AHHH! WHOS THAT FREAK!

Damian Orenjer: Time can be rewritten, today's events never happened, except for the real Daniel coming here, I like that kid.


 * Time is rewritten

Part 4: Daniel and Damian
Daniel Stormer: I guess I'm staying for awhile. I'll stay with Kajad, Jondanger23, PotentialEnemy, and Captain Alto.

Damian Orenjer: I'm still here... but now I'm not.

Narrator 3: That's ending the gameballling li!


 * This is a pause


 * This is also a pause


 * We'll continue making this episode later, but for now, enjoy it as it is!