The Epic "Tail" Of Tailhorn



^Tailhorn and his nestmates

Chapter One: The Beginning
Millions of years ago, on a planet simply called "Grasslands", a race of docile creatures known as Tailhorns walked the land and fed off fruit and already dead creatures. They tried to make friends with whoever they can and barely accepted no for an answer. These Tailhorns did not know what they were in for.

A Tailhorn had recently evolved, right before his nestmates went to migrate. He was alone, with only Alpha, the alpha Tailhorn, to guard him. Fortunately, Tailhorn, the aptly named Tailhorn, had enough DNA points to add Alpha to his pack. The two-creature herd walked long distances, faced the hardships of winter, and had to evolve wings to reach their new home.

Chapter Two: Splice
After reaching the new nest, Tailhorn ran off with Alpha to make some friends. They saw old creatures, new creatures, weird creatures, overpowered creatures, anything but the kitchen Spore creatures. Alpha and Tailhorn climbed up the Hill Of Epics and met an odd new species.



<New species: Unknown Chao A -Assymetrical-

This nest of creatures all called themselves "Splice" and referred to their nest as a single creature. They would become scared at night and run off into the forest.

"Hello," said Tailhorn, with his Buzzbeak raised high.

"Hi," said the Alpha Unknown Chao A. "I'm Splice, he's Splice, we're both Splice." He pointed to himself and then to another nestmate.

"I'm Tailhorn, and this is Alpha."

"Well, then, Tailhorn," said Splice in an evil tone. "Are you ready...TO DANCE?!"

After pwning Splice 1, Splice 2, and Splice 3 in socializing, the entirety of Unknown Chao A decided the Tailhorns were a friendly group. At the time Tailhorn socialized with Splice, he gained enough DNA to add two creatures to his pack, and took Splice along for the ride.

Chapter Three: Gaia
After a while, they met another new species: Neutral Chao (Pre Evolution).



<New Species: Chao -NEUTRAL-

This new species had a close bond to Unknown Chao A and Chao -NEUTRAL- (Post Evolution). They are early forms of the latter and as such, do not have hands to grab sticks with.

Tailhorn had used his mating call to get the Chao's attention. One of them, who had referred to themselves as Gaia, turned and spotted the Unknown Chao A.

"Is that you, Splice?" said Gaia.

"Gaia, you look so much shorter, what happened?" said the Unknown Chao A in their crowd of three.

The Neutral Chao shrugged.

Gaia had easily joined the four-man band, seeing as Tailhorn had a lot of DNA points.

Now Tailhorn's team was composed of four creatures. Alpha, Tailhorn, Splice, and Gaia. They had become great friends and stuck together through thick and thin, until...

"EPIC!!!" cried Splice.

Chapter Four: EPIC!!!


<New Species: Epic Gilded Spiker

Tailhorn had evolved a lot during his journey, and had grown stronger wings, faster feet, and a decent running ability. This helped him and Aplha a lot, but Gaia and Splice were having trouble catching up. The Epic screeched and roared, but could not catch them. Eventually, he had caught up. Alpha was taking a fruit break as the Epic snuck up behind him.

"Alpha," screeched Tailhorn. "Run!"

Alpha turned towards the Epic, and hurled an already eaten fruit in his eye, blinding him long enough to run away.

While running, Tailhorn tripped over something.



<New Species: Dark Zeyphr

The "something" was Dark Zeyphr, sleeping on the ground.

"Hey," said the evil creator, "I didn't create YOU. Leave our nest!"

"Oh, yeah?" bragged Splice. "You and what army?

Dark Zeyphr began glowing a dark color and melting into dozens of other Dark Zeyphrs.

"Oh...THAT army..."

"Now leave, before we are forced to kill all of you!"

"You wouldn't kill me!" Splice walked up to the "Alpha" Dark Zeyphr. "I have the most prominent role in some of your stories!"

Dark Zeyphr drew her claws and slashed at Splice's face. "Not this one. Forget it, Splice, you are pathetic."

Splice began to cry and ran towards the Forest Of Bones.

"Splice, wait," said Gaia. He ran off towards the forest.

Alpha and Tailhorn were left.

"Don't make me use THESE again," said Dark Zeyphr, flaunting her razor-sharp claws.

The two Tailhorns ran as fast as they could.

Chapter Five: Pathetic
"Helloooooo? Spliiiice? You in heeeere?" called Tailhorn.

"Go away." A high, juvenile voice piped out from the giant, serpentine skull.

"Splice, is that you?" Tailhorn attempted to lift the skull's upper jaw, but it was so heavy, it wouldn't budge.

"I said go away, Tailhorn."

"Splice, you don't really believe what Dark Zeyphr said, do you?"

"...Yes."

Tailhorn sighed and crawled in the eye socket. Gaia walked by the skull, unaware that Splice was hiding. "Splice, get out here."

"WHAT PART OF GO AWAY DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND, TAILHORN?!" Splice yelled at Tailhorn as loud as he could.

"The part where you said that you're pathetic," said Tailhorn, "But you're not."

"Yes I am..."Splice grabbed a rock and threw it at a fossilized venom sac. It easily crumbled within seconds. "See that? I'm nothing but a freakin' venom sac."

"No you're not. You're a rock. It's Dark Zeyphr who's the venom sac. If you were pathetic, you wouldn't have stood up to her for those few seconds of bravery. And you wouldn't have survived that Epic.

"..."

"Trust me. Everything's going to be fine."

Splice sniffled, and then started to smile.

"Tomorrow, we're hunting them all down. The Tailhorns remain docile no longer."

Chapter Six: Bigspore
The next morning, as the four creatures were walking, Tailhorn fell in a hole.

"Ow, I think I broke my Reapermantis," groaned Tailhorn.

"Your WHAT?!" Gaia screamed.

"My Reapermantis." Tailhorn looked at his wrist, which had a broken Reapermantis part jutting out of it. "Aww, come on!"

After close examination and a few minutes of taping up Tailhorn's broken Reapermantis with some sticks and leaves, the hole that Tailhorn fell down was actually a footprint.

"OH MY SPODE," yelled Splice. "THIS IS A BIGSPORE FOOTPRINT."

"Splis plz," siad Tilhern. "Bigspore doesn't exist."

"Oh yes he does. I have proof. Remember the Forest Of Bones?"

"Yeah?"

"That was his mom."

":<"

"And those meteors? Er...you don't wanna know."

"Splice, meteors are natural, and the Forest Of Bones is simply where Epics go to die."

"Well, then..." Splice tried to think of an excuse. "Where do you think Epics come from?"

"Meteor radiation."

"Tailhorn, if you're going off to say Bigspore doesn't exist, show me some proof."

"Okay." Tailhorn walked around the footprint and saw smaller footprints coming out of the heel. "See? It's just a bunch of creatures trying to prank us.

"Other people fall in these holes too, Tailhorn."

"Ha! See? You just said they were holes!"

"Okay, calm down," said Alpha, calming the quarrel between Splice and Tailhorn. "Let's stop talking about Bigspore and-"

A great roar emitted from the forest.

"Bigspore?"

"Shut up." Tailhorn smacked Splice with his long tail.

A giant monster suddenly appeared, nearly squashing Splice.

Chapter Seven: Splice (And Alpha) Dies
<New Species: Epic Tripod Avia

The Epic screeched and stomped, appearing to enjoy crushing creatures under its feet.? The stomping broke off Tailhorn's splint and -incomplete-