King Dedede's Mission to take over Cartoon Network

This is how King Dedede has a mission to take over Cartoon Network.

Part 1

 * King Dedede: Hello, this is King Dedede. This is my mission to take over Cartoon Network! First, here are the shows that are my least-faves of Cartoon Network. First, is Teen Titans Go! This is an insult to the original series. And then there's the removal of the story arcs...I don't get it. This doesn't do the Teen Titans justice at all. What even happened? Teen Titans is supposed to be serious. This is nothing like the original show. I mean, why is Raven obsessed with pony toys, and what about Robin's cockiness? Even, Starfire's hair is too big.
 * Cranky Kong: Hey! I wanna take a dump on it!
 * King Dedede: So, you also hate Teen Titans Go! Didn't you?
 * Cranky Kong: (sighs) Literally.
 * King Dedede: Teen Titans Go! is some sort of flash-animated pile of doo-doo. Teen Titans Go? More like Teen Titans No! I mean, come on. A Teen Titans revival without fighting? Maybe a better revival should be known as Teen Titans X: Titans Re-Darkened.
 * More coming soon...

Part 2
After Part 1 is done.