Insurance

You're gonna need it cause you're sitting on a nuke.



See, since you have insurance, the insurance companies insured your life!!! How? They sew your body back togethor when you exploded!

Insured Things

 * House
 * Car
 * Motorcycle
 * Bike
 * Snowmobile
 * Life
 * Fluubbee Burger
 * Undies
 * Dust
 * YOUR FACE!

Companies

 * Geico
 * Statefarm
 * Nationwide
 * Progressive