Da Evil Platybots

THIS IS A WARNING! There are these Platypus Cyborgs or "Platybots" trying to take over the wolrd and destroy the platypuses! NOT THE PLATYPI! Or PLATYPEOPLE! They are mean and are lead by the Platyborg from the Second Dimension. WE MUST JOIN THE ARMY TO SAVE THE EVIL PLATYBORGS! They are in league with the paradox! YIKES! They come from the second, third, and fiftieth dimensions!

Army Spots
Sign up for positions before the empty spots run out! Empty Spots are the places where you can sign up.

Admirals (in charge of battle)

 * Mochlum
 * Perry
 * Empty Spot
 * Empty Spot

Pilots (drive platyplanes in battles)

 * Phineas
 * Ferb
 * Empty Spot
 * Empty Spot

Inventors (build weapons for battle)

 * Dr. Doofenshmirtz
 * Rodney
 * Empty Spot
 * Empty Spot

Spies (sneak into enemy hideouts)

 * Jerry the Platypus
 * Penny the Platypus (Perry's Wife)
 * Empty Spot
 * Empty Spot

Soldiers (for really big platypus army)

 * Sonic
 * Tails
 * Pikachu
 * Complien
 * Tony Hawk
 * Teh Luz
 * E.T.
 * Snoopy
 * Mordecai
 * Rigby
 * Spongebob
 * Patrick
 * Flynn
 * Jake
 * Meap
 * Picklez
 * Picture Caption
 * Question
 * Answer
 * Empty Spot
 * Empty Spot
 * Empty Spot
 * Empty Spot
 * Empty Spot
 * Empty Spot
 * Empty Spot
 * Empty Spot
 * Empty Spot
 * Empty Spot
 * Empty Spot
 * Empty Spot

Hurry and join, before it's too late!
I mean it! THE PLATYBOTS ARE GETTING STRONGER AS I TYPE!

Leaders

 * Platyborg
 * Alternate Doofenshmirtz
 * The Chick'fil'a Cow
 * The Paradox
 * Alternate YOU
 * Empty Spot (if you dare!)

Admirals

 * Alternate Norm
 * Alternate Rodney
 * Empty Spot (if you dare!)

Pilots

 * Alternate Alternate Doofenshmirtz (Third Dimension)
 * Alternate Alternate Norm (Third Dimension)
 * Empty Spot (if you dare!)

Inventors

 * Alternate Alternate Alternate Doofenshmirtz (Fourth Dimension)
 * Alternate Alternate Alternate Norm (Fourth Dimension)
 * Empty Spot (if you dare!)

Spies

 * Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Doofenshmirtz (Fiftieth Dimension)
 * Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Alternate Norm (Fiftieth Dimension
 * Empty Spot (if you dare!)

Soldiers

 * Lots and lots and lots of platybots
 * Empty spot (if you dare!)

Our Weaknesses

 * Bespoke_medal_10363.jpg things distract uuuuus- oooooh shiiiiiiny.
 * We would do anything for a pickle.
 * We are afraid of the dark.
 * We need to go weewee!
 * The Floating Weegee Head likes to annoy us.
 * We want fried chicken. And pudding. And bacon. And we want them NOW!

Their Weaknesses

 * Waterproof_Undergarmets.jpg can't touch water (they are cyborgs).
 * They are allergic to peanut butter,
 * They smell like funny socks.
 * They can't tell the difference from shiny and non-shiny so they can't distract us! YAY!

Our Powers

 * We aren't evil.
 * We can think positively!
 * We are cool!
 * We wear waterproof undergarments.
 * SPAGETTI!

Their Powers

 * They have laser cannons built into their hands, their feet, their noes and their butts. Yuck.
 * They can laugh more meniallicy then us.
 * Their robotic eyes let them see FAR!
 * DONUTS!