Zombies

Zombies are dead people that get up and eat people. Why? I don't know. How am I supposed to know everything?

Behavior
Zombies are ill behaved, mostly because their hobbies include:


 * Ending the World


 * Tearing people apart


 * Chewing on flesh


 * Ending your life

Science of a Zombie
The zombie virus originated in France. The zombie virus is known as Pig Feces, as it comes from the bacteria stored within the confines of a pig's feces. Zombies now outnumber us 4,000 to 2. AKA We're screwed.