What To Do If Your Teacher Announces a Pop Quiz in the Upcoming Week

Teacher: So der wil b a supriz pawp qwiz sumwer in da next week. STUDEH OR DAI!

Me: I just thought of something.

Teacher: What?

Me: The quiz can't be on Friday.

Teacher: Why nawt?

Me: Cuz if Mondai, Tuesday, Wedensday, and Thursday go by and the quiz hasn't popped, then the quiz must be on Friday, then it wouldn't be a surprise.

Teacher: Uk, the test wun b on Fraiday Cuz of Rabeca black.

Me: The test can't be on Thurdsay either, cause if Monday, Tuesday, and Wedensday go by without a pop quiz, then we know that the test will be on Thursday, and we'd be prepared.

Teacher: DANGIT. No quiz on Thursday.

Me: The test can also not be on Wedensday because if Monday and Tuesday go by and the test hasn't been given, then we know the test will be on Wedensday.

Teacher: Ok, no test on Wedensday...

Me: And there can't be a pop quiz on Tuesday, because is Mond-

Teacher: CANCEL QUIZ. Bai now.