World's Strangest Facebook Status

"So I woke up super-glued to the toilet seat. And the toilet was filled with poop. I mean FILLED, like 10 people just decided not to flush. I started gagging so I flushed the toilet... and then it started overflowing with me still glued to the seat. So there I was, glued to the toilet and being hit with wave after wave of other peoples poop."

BLEGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!