Reaction to Mario Kart stuff

Put your reaction here. I'll put more later.

You are at first place and finishing the final lap. You get hit by a blue shell.
Gray Pea Shooter: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You get hit by a red shell in mid-air.
Gray Pea Shooter: You HAVE to be kidding me!!!!