Woo-jin Hecking Brainwashed His Cousin

....and we're back! This follows right after the epic events of Sylvia and Soren's Other Epic Supernoobs Arc.

Plot
Woo-jin does an evil thing by brainwashing Ae-ri.

Part One
(Open in on Soren and Woo-jin in the former's bedroom. Both are laughing evilly.)

Soren: Let's go cause anarchy!

Woo-jin: That's the spirit, my dear!

(Soren and Woo-jin open the window in Soren's room before jumping out of it.)

(Cut to the next day at school.)

Ae-ri: I'm so excited to kick my cousin's butt with Soren today!

(Ae-ri jumps up and down in excitement.)

(Soren, unbrainwashed, walks into the room.)

Soren: Ae-ri!

Ae-ri: Soren! Ready to kick some Awful Cousin Butt?!

Soren: Yeah!

(The two high five.)

Ae-ri: It's gonna be so awesome!

Soren: I know! ...Hey, could you wait a moment?

(Soren runs out of class and goes to wherever Woo-jin is. He snaps her into the brainwashed state as soon as he sees her.)

Soren: Hey! That one cousin you have that hates your guts wants to kick your butt!

Woo-jin: I'll make sure to be ready.

Soren: Good!

Woo-jin: Now go back.

(Woo-jin snaps her out and walks off screen.)

(Soren, unbrainwashed now, runs back to class.)

Soren: I'm baaaaaack~

Ae-ri: Heyo!

Soren: It's almost time to kick your cousin's butt!

Ae-ri: Heck yeah!

Soren: But first, we have to-

Ae-ri: Wait for the bell to ring, right?

(The bell rings)

Ae-ri: Speak of the devil...

(The two run out of the school.)

(The two are now outside, and wait for Woo-jin to walk out.)

Woo-jin: (Offscreen) Well, well, well, isn't it Ae-ri and your friend.

Ae-ri: Hey, dummy!

Woo-jin: Luckily I'm prepared for this.

Ae-ri: Well so am I!

(The two get ready while Soren watches them both.)

Soren: This is gonna be good... (Chuckles evilly)

Ae-ri: If you wanna go, then let's go, dummy! Let's! Go!

(The two start to fight.)

Ae-ri: Come on! Fight me!

(Woo-jin charges at her.)

(Ae-ri dodges.)

(Woo-jin pins her down.)

(Ae-ri removes his hand and forces it to punch him.)

Ae-ri: Why are you hitting yourself, bud? Do I need to call the hospital?

(Woo-jin slaps her.)

(Ae-ri slaps him back.)

Woo-jin: Well, it's time for me to do this...

(Woo-jin snaps his fingers close to Ae-ri's face. Nothing happens to her, except that she now has dark circles under her eyes.)

Ae-ri: ...Yep. Screw this crap. I'm going home.

(Ae-ri yawns profusely.)

(Woo-jin snaps his fingers at Soren, who becomes brainwashed again.)

Soren: Was she supposed to become dark?

Woo-jin: Nope. She might be immune.

(Ae-ri is seen walking home.)

Soren: What now?

(Woo-jin shrugs.)

Soren: I'll go home, see ya.

(Woo-jin waves without saying anything.)

(Cut to Ae-ri. She is profusely rubbing her eyes, and knocks on the door once she gets to her house. Her sister, Byul-yi, opens the door.)

Byul-yi: Big Sis! You're home!

(Ae-ri walks pass her and falls asleep on the couch. Her brother, Jun-yeon, takes notice of this.)

Jun-yeon: Ae-ri, are you okay? You're never this tired after school.

(Ae-ri snores.)

Jun-yeon: And you never snore unless you're sick!

(Ae-ri's mother, Un-gyeong runs in.)

Un-gyeong: SICK!? No daughter of mine is getting sick! Not now, not ever!

(Ae-ri says nothing as this happens.)

Byul-yi: I think she's dead.

Jun-yeon: Don't even joke about that!

(Ae-ri turns over.)

Byul-yi: Actually, I take that back!

(Cuts to Soren entering her aunt's house.)

Soren: Hi, everyone!

(Her cousins, Parker and Rosa wave to her as she walks in.)

(Soren sits on the couch, basically relaxing.)

(Sammy comes running out.)

Sammy: Soren! Check out this neat gadget I found!

(He is holding Soren's battle ball.)

Soren: Hey! That's my ball!

(Soren runs over to Sammy and grabs the battle ball out of his hands.)

Sammy: What was that for?

Soren: It's mine!

Sammy: Can I touch it, pleaaaaaaaaaaaaase?

(Sammy attempts to touch the battle ball, but Soren holds it up so he can't reach it.)

Soren: Don't even think about it!

(Rosa and Parker, now interested, try to grab the battle ball as well.)

Soren: (Thinking) oh gosh oh heck

(Soren grabs the ball from her cousins and runs to her room. She locks the door and hyperventilates.)

Woo-jin: Fancy seeing you here.

Soren: How did you get in my room?!

Woo-jin: You left your window open, dummy.

Soren: Oh...

(Woo-jin spots Soren's battle ball.)

Woo-jin: What's that?

Soren: You're not supposed to know!

Woo-jin: Well, a secret, huh? I'll get it out of you...

(Woo-jin snaps his fingers; Soren is brainwashed again.)

Soren: Well, it's a neat little gadget I use in combat!

Woo-jin: Let me guess, you're one of those 'Superdudes' they talk about on the news often.

Soren: Yeah.

(Woo-jin smirks when Soren says that.)

Woo-jin: I see. Now, would you mind giving me more info about you and your little group of heroes?

Soren: Of course! Let's begin with...

(Woo-jin grabs a notepad and pencil out so he can write this down.)

Soren: Park Ae-ri!

(Woo-jin's jaw drops.)

Woo-jin: MY COUSIN?! Being a Superhero!? This must be a joke, right!? Ae-ri has been a dullard her whole life, and she'll never amount to anything.

Soren: I'm not lying, your cousin's out here saving the world. With me. Whack.

(Woo-jin flips out some more.)

Woo-jin: I-I just can't believe this! This has got to be a lie! Ae-ri has never had the proper mental capacity to handle such a responsibility! She can't even do a cartwheel without hurting her back!

Soren: Hrm. I'm telling the whole truth, Woo-jin! She's one of them!

Woo-jin: I don't believe you. There's no way.

(Soren grabs her phone and shows him a video of Ae-ri using her battle ball to fight off a virus with Soren.)

Woo-jin: Okay, maybe she DID amount to something. But still, she sucks in every other field!

(Soren nods.)

Soren: I miiiight have more beans to spill about your cousin...

Woo-jin: Oh, do tell. I could use these for blackmail next time we argue!

(Soren starts to tell Woo-jin about these.)

Woo-jin: She's WHAT?!

Soren: Yep! She has a cr- (a static screen happens, cutting off her sentence.)

Woo-jin: ...Huh. The more you know.

Soren: Indeed!

Woo-jin: Now, tell me about Ae-ri's friends....

Soren: Alrighty! Let's begin with...

(Woo-jin starts to write.)

Soren: First, we have Kevin. Him and Ae-ri have known eachother since the first grade. Apparently, they're both "hoodie-wearing bros", but I'm assuming that's an inside joke or something like that.

Woo-jin: Uh huh....

Soren: Next is Tyler. Like Kevin, him and Ae-ri have known eachother since the first grade. Up until the third grade, they had this super complex secret handshake. It had like, 30 steps. Yeah, it's long.

Woo-jin: Secret handshake?

Soren: Yep! Next is Roach. Don't remember when him and Ae-ri met, but yeah, they're close friends. One time I caught them t-posing together in the janitor's closet.

Woo-jin: .....seriously?

Soren: Yep! I joined in on it because t-posing is epic, but we were caught the moment I came in.

Woo-jin: Hm.

Soren: And last but not least, Ae-ri's best friend since the beginning of time... I don't need to mention her name, do I? No? Good. They're like, the tightest-knit duo in the galaxy. They have the most inside jokes known to man, and-

Woo-jin: Why did you stop?

Soren: Uhh...

(Soren shrugs)

Woo-jin: Thanks for all the info, my dear~

Soren: You're welcome.

(Woo-jin leaves Soren's room, and snaps her out her brainwashed state.)

Soren: Huh? What happened?

(Soren looks around.)

Soren: What did I... what did I just do?!

(Cuts to Ae-ri's house. She is in her room playing a video game, when her mom, Un-gyeong walks in.)

Un-gyeong: Ae-ri, Cousin Woo-jin is visiting today.

Ae-ri: UGHHHHH! Not Woo-jin! I HATE HIM!

Un-gyeong: I know, I know, but please try and get along.

Ae-ri: We always try to, but we always end up fighting!

Un-gyeong: Well if you feel the urge to argue, repress it!

(The doorbell is heard.)

Un-gyeong: Ae-ri, open the door for your cousin.

(Ae-ri angrily walks out of her room and lets Woo-jin in. She greets him with a cold, hateful glare.)

Woo-jin: How are you, Ae-ri?

(Woo-jin smirks evilly at his cousin, getting ready to use the info he got from Soren against her.)

Ae-ri: Awful, now that you're here. I hate you.

Woo-jin: Thanks for the compliment, dear cousin! Anyway, how's it going, fighting with the Superdudes?

Ae-ri: SHUT UP, YOU FOUL ANIMAL! THAT INFORMATION IS NOT FOR YOU!

(Ae-ri punches Woo-jin in the arm.)

Woo-jin: And don't think I don't know about your "girl-crush" on your friend, either.

Ae-ri: (blushing madly) HOW DID YOU GET THIS INFORMATION?! If you really know this, then what's her full name?!

(Woo-jin laughs evilly as Ae-ri growls at him.)

Woo-jin: That information was not shared with me~

Ae-ri: YOU CRETIN! YOU BUMBLING IDIOT! WHO TOLD YOU!?

Woo-jin: I cannot tell you, or else you'd be very upset.

(Ae-ri punches Woo-jin in the throat.)

Ae-ri: If you tell any of this to my friends, I will know. And I will come to your house and kick you in the... knees. I'll kick you in the knees and break your kneecaps.

Woo-jin: I'd like to see you try.

(Ae-ri attempts to break Woo-jin's kneecaps.)

Woo-jin: You fool. You cannot break my kneecaps. Say, let's make a deal. If you can successfully attempt to break my elbow, then I won't tell anyone. However, if you fail to do so... then I'll have to tell everyone about your secret.

Ae-ri: (tearing up a bit) You're a monster! I wish you were never my cousin!

(Ae-ri grabs Woo-jin by the elbow and is about to smash it off the table, but stops midway.)

Ae-ri: You know what?! FINE. YOU WIN. Tell everyone. It's already obvious enough to her that I love her.

Woo-jin: You kidding?!