Random Eventrz!

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Da Random Dingy
Once apon a time, there were 3 people. One that looked like Starfy, One WITH HAIR and one with the Epic face. The Hairy guy got mad and tried making pic face Mr,. 42! He fough back with MUDKIPZ! Dittos started appearing. Things were getting intense. He formed a 42 gun and took out the Starfy faced person! Then he threw a nuke at epic's Wasabi. Epic RAGED! Hairy did failed troll face. Epic did less failed trollface. The nuke went off and took out all life on earth! BUT IT DIDN'T! Pops was telling Earth that it could be turds and it survived! So hairy made a pizza nuke to break through Pops' forcefield! All of them went to GLASSES TIME WHERE ALL THE CHARACTERS WEAR GLASSES! Hairy wore glasses and sent out PORYGONS! The porygons pooped and candy canes appeared! Cartoon Network guy RAGED! Creepy Kermit appeared. Cartoon Network guylet out C guy and N guy who created a show called "DESTROY A HOLE IN THE WALL UP TIME With Johnny and Rigby: MASTERS OF SPINJITSU!" With the MAD face as the main character! Perry ate it! So all life on earth ended BUT HAIRY SURVIVED! But he was surrounded by Pregnant Ganon, Mushru, and NUKE CORE! NUKE CORE was powered by creeper, slime, enderman, and TESTIFICATE. ENDERDRAGON BURSTED OUT AND NUKE CORE EXPLODED! Pregnant Ganon gave birth to Extremely Pregnant Mega Mega Mashtoothondorfenshmirtz! Starfy cube was MAD! Starfy cube got DS taped to him, saved the moon, but was defeated by PIZZA! Extremely Pregnant Mega Mega Mashtoothondorfenshmirtz made moon EXPLODE! Moon was sad. Extremely Pregnant Mega Mega Mashtoothondorfenshmirtz gave birth to the Floating Mario Head who was pregnant in his nose! Hairy was never pregnant. Mario head gave birth to keyboard who gave birth to nuke box who gave birth to cloud who gave birth to rain. Mario head became 90 and became a Mario Giraffe! Hairy was never heard of again. BUT EPIC APPEARED AND PARTIED WITH CARTOON NETWORK GUY! The End.

Da Random Dingy 2: Advemturez of Da Maleo Hed!
Once upon a once upon a time, the floating Mario Head got TOO BIG FOR HIS GIRRAFE BODY! So he grew a human body and was renamed Mario. HE BECAME PREGNANT IN HIS NOSE AGAIN! But he needed a wife. He found BOWSER! He freed da princess to spend more time with bowser! Bowser got pregnant too and gave birth to Baby Bowser, Bowser Jr., and DA KOOPALINGZ. Mario DED! Bowser needed new huusband and found Potartz. Starfy Culbe destroyed potartz because Bowser's dad-in-law killed the moon! Butt hairy killed Starfy head AND Starfy Cube so he became Staryu. HYA! STARYU USED SWIFT ANDM CANDY CANES HAS FACES THAT DEFIES GRAVITY! >:) Bowser ded too now. So Prof. Wright came but because he's male he can't be pregnant! HE BLEW UP DA LAB! DESTROY BUILD DESTROYED IT COMPLETELY! Bob teh Builder was hrtbrokn! But Staryu became 7 times pregnant! All the kids were named Pikachu. Pepperoni Rolls came from the West Virginian cloudz because datz wut clouds got pregnant with! SAWYER! was OVAR 9000! So he PEED! Cartoon Network Guy made DENTURE TIME because Finn and Jake were 386743682762391619 years old! Epic returned........ BUH BUH BUH! The end! :>