If I Were a Bunny (PB&J Otter)

PB&J Otter version of a scene from The Powerpuff Girls episode "Child Fearing".

(PB&J are watching Captain Barnacle's Cartoon Bark while Wooly Wolverine is having peace and quiet)

Captain Barnacle: Hello, kids. It's me, Captain Barnacle. Bet you can't guess what I be?

Jelly: Bunny rabbit!

Captain Barnacle: Yes, a bunny rabbit. Why don't we sing a bunny rabbit song? (The song begins) "If I were a bunny, I'd... (shouting) HOP! HOP! HOP!...HOP! HOP! HOP!... (PB&J hop along with Captain Barnacle which wakes up Wooly) HOP! HOP! HOP!...HOP! HOP! HOP! If I were a rhino, I'd... (shouting) STOMP! STOMP! STOMP!... (PB&J stomp their feet which causes Wooly to struddle) STOMP! STOMP! STOMP!...STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! If I were a fish, I would... (shouting) SCREAM! SCREAM! SCREAM!... (PB&J scream, which gives Wooly a headache) SCREAM! SCREAM! SCREAM!...SCREAM! SCREAM! SCREAM!" Okay, boys and girls. Now let's all join in.

(PB&J look at Wooly with determined looks)

Wooly: Oh, no! No! No! (PB&J start to mess around with Wooly)

Captain Barnacle: "If I were a log, I'd ROLL! ROLL! ROLL!"

(PB&J roll Wooly across the floor.)

Wooly: Stop! What are you doing? Wait!

Captain Barnacle: "If I were a ball, I'd BOUNCE! BOUNCE! BOUNCE!"

(PB&J bounce Wooly around like a ball.)

Wooly: Help! I do not like this!

Captain Barnacle: "If I were a rake, I'd RAKE! RAKE! RAKE!" (PB&J yank Wooly outside, grab him by the legs, and use his paws to rake the lawn.) If I were a hammer, I'd POUND! POUND! POUND! (PB&J yank Wooly back inside and slam him headfirst against a block of wood.) If I were a candle, I'd..."

Wooly: ENOUGH!! THAT'S IT!!!! IT'S... (He reaches out to grab them.) TIME... (He rushes them up the stairs.) FOR... (He puts PB&J in their beds) BED!! Whew! Now I can finally get some peace.