Spinch

Spinch is a specialty delicacy served in only a few select restaurants. It is extremely rare, and, according to a random weirdo who wants to be eaten by a Fire Emblem character, only 7 eggs' worth of Spinch are produced a year. As such, if one were to see Spinch being sold at a restaurant, they should get it then, as it may be their only chance to eat the mythical leaves.

According to those who have eaten Spinch, it is one of the most delicious things in the world. The taste is indescribable, so you'd have to try it yourself to see what it's like.

Some assume that, due to their name and leafiness, that Spinch is related to "spinach". That is not true, as Spinch is an essance dropped from the heavens above, while spinach is just some leaves some dude found in his yard and thought would taste good. It is said that comparing the two removes a year from your lifespan, but this is unconfirmed.

Large doses of Spinch are said to cure diseases created from the Dark Universe, such as dizziness, techno-colored vomiting, Sheenitis, and thinking the Spaghet meme is actually funny. Some multiversal doctors like to buy large quantities of Spinch for this purpose.

It is said that Spinch can also be found in other dimensions, but hints of the vegetable have not yet been found. However, with an infinite amount of alternate universes in the world. it's very much likely that a multiversal traveller will find a universe with heavy traces of Spinch eventually.

Spinch.