This is what happens when you leave a Zeyphr, a Wordpad, and Spore in the same room.

Aviraptor Nuking Time!
Slash: -3- ... Other Colony: *Blows up one of Slash's colonies* Slash: GRRRRR! D:< *Looks at a big red button* Terra: Don't- Slash: -3- Terra: Don't you do it, Slash. Slash:...NYEH! *Hits the button* (*All the cities get blown up by an ICBM, yeehaws and whistling* Terra:...what. Both:... Slash:...Best...Nuke...Ever. ... Terra: Well, it coulda been worse. Slash: SPODE-DANGIT!
 * Crystalia gets blown up by a random Grox*

Galactic-Code-Breaking Time!
Guy at mic: So, that's a double bacon Sporeburger, a side order of Spore fries, and a small Sprite. Slash: Does EVERYTHING have to have the word Spore in it these days? Guy at mic: We have to, or we'd be breaking Galactic Code. Slash: I'LL SHOW YOU BREAKING GALACTIC CODE! *Flies high above the planet and uses a Planet Buster to blow it up* Guy at mic: ...So you want a Spore shake? (*Crystalia blows up* Slash: -3- All citizens within a 10 Parsec radius: D: Slash:...He forgot my Spore burger! Hoggiraptor: GET HIIIIIM! Slash: ...Oh dang. *Gets blown up*
 * Slash is at a drive-in restaraunt*

Dying Tractor Beam Time!
Terra: *Watching a tree go by over and over* ...I don't get it. ... Terra: I'M GONNA FLY NOW! WHOPEE! *Flies into the orbiting tree and explodes, leaving her unconscious body flying everywhere* SURRENDER YOUR SHIPS ... Slash: *In the Great Claw, looking at his solar powered microwave* Magnificent microwave cust-*Gets slammed into by an unconscious and charred Terra*OW Terra: *Keeps flying* Slash: DANG IT TERRA! AAAAAaaahhh... Wing: This is why I hate being a park range-*Gets slammed into by Terra and Slash* DANFG IT (*They slam through Crystalia's crust and into the core and right through it, rinse and repeat, until it eventually blows up* And so ends the Crystalian Government. (*Terra's disembodied brain floats through space* Brain: You EEDIOTS!