Laser-off

One day, Shoop da Whoop, My Computer, Pac-Man and Zenta were attending the Meme Convention together. Shoop da Whoop was swarmed with fans of his laser ability. Soon after the convention ended, they all walked home together.

Shoop da Whoop: Oh, I love my fans!

My Computer: Yeah, big deal.

Shoop da Whoop: Do I sense a spark of jealousy?

My Computer: Well, I have a much better laser than you, and I never get fame.

Zenta: Oh please, my laser could destroy the Moon if I wanted to!

Shoop da Whoop: Whoa, jealous people :P!

My Computer: Shut up!!

Shoop da Whoop: The problem is you have to show off and be a jerk to get famous!

Zenta: Tahnk you, Captain Obvious.

Pac-Man: WAIT- lets all have a laser-off to see who has the best laser.

Zenta: I like that idea!

My Computer: Me too.

Shoop da Whoop: Prepare to eat my dust, fools!

Pac-Man: Ready... Set... GO!

Shoop da Whoop: *Fires laser* Beat that, meats.

My Computer: *Fires laser* >:)

Zenta: Shall I aim for the moon, gentlemen?

Shoop da Whoop: I bet you don't have the guts to >:)

Zenta: ):< *Fires laser at moon*

Shoop da Whoop: ):<

Pac-Man: Who wants to know who won?

All: ME!

Shoop da Whoop: I know I won!

Pac-Man: *Takes deep breath*

All: ?

Pac-Man: *Fires extreme laser*

All: *Stares in defeat*

Pac-Man: The winner is me.

Six months later at the next Meme Convention...

Fans: *Swarms Pac-Man*

Shoop da Whoop: Men, I have tasted defeat like I ahve never tasted it before.

My Computer: Look on the bright side, we all lost.

Zenta: And we don't have a werewolf problem anymore.

Werewolves: *Growls in anger*

Zenta: Oops...

The end.