Link with the Meme

A MIX-UP OF TWO THINGS MOSTLY EVERYONE KNOWS.
A STORY (Or random-ness) MADE BY SKETCH V.

Chapter 1: "Shut down everything..."
Link: The festival is tonight, what should do for Princess Zelda?!

-Navi (Or the blue fairy everyone hates) flies inside Link's room-

Navi: HEY! HEY LINK! LISTEN! LISTEN! HE-

Link: Shut the FUDGE up! I told you to stay outside!

Navi: I just wanted to say something important...

Link: Oh yeah, like that Tingle guy.

(Links Memory: GAH! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU?! A DEMENTED ELF?!)

Link: Ugh, that was HORRIBLE.

-Navi flies away-

Link: Finally some peace and quiet-

-Zelda bursts in-

Zelda: Link, Link, oh Link! This is bad, no horrible! The monsters took over the castle and said...

Link: Said what? "The princess is ours?"

Zelda: "SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING."

Chapter 2: "The cake is a lie."
Link: Idiots! Why would they want to shut down the festival?

Zelda: I heard they were tired of how we always..."Do our thing?"

Link: What's this..."thing" those monsters are talking about?

Zelda: You think I would know?! Your the hero, you find out!

Link: Fine, Lazy.

-Link starts to walk out-

Zelda: Wait Link!

-Links stops-

Link: What?

-Zelda gives a small cake-

Zelda: For you...Good luck!

-After about 6 miles-

Link: Woah, i'm hungry!

-Links opens the small box-

Link: Ehhh...?

Zelda's Note: The cake is a lie.

Chapter 3: "Arrow to the knee"

 * Coming soon*