A very stupid story.

As the title says.

Mario: IM-A BOARD

ET: The light...

Meep: MEEP!

Shadough: SHADOUGH IZ BETER THAN SANIC

Sanic: THATZ NOT TRU SHADOUGH!

ET: meow

Doge: much et such cat wow

Mario: HIYAA *punches doge*

Doge: much punch such dead wow *dies*

Luigi: You-a killed him! *Punches Mario*

Mario: OH YEAH? *jumps on Luigi*

Luigi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *dies*

Lucas: ;-;

Ness: STEAK! YES!

Mario: IM-A GONNA KEEL YOUZ!

Ness: PSI ROCKIN' OMEGA!

Mario: IM-A INVINCIBLE!

Pikachu: *becomes actual real Pikachu*

Mario: WAIT A SECOND! IM-A NOT INVINCIBLE UNTIL I GRAB THIS STAR! DODODODODODODODODOODODOODODODODODODO *kills Actual Real Pikachu*

Lucas: Wait, are you sure the author likes us killing eachother?

4th Wall: OW!

Jeff: *Multi-Bottle Rockets Mario.*

Multi-Bottle Rocket: *deflects killing Darth Vader*

Mario: ITS-A THE SLIDESHOW! RUN!

SLIDESHOW: *kills Mario*

Kirby: I'll eat it! *dies a very painful death*

Ness: PSI ROCKIN' OMEGA!

Lucas: PK LOVE OMEGA!

SLIDESHOW: *dies*

Lucas & Ness *dies*

Guy Next Door: Um...

TEH AUTHOR: *revives everyone except SLIDESHOW*

4th Wall: AAH

FREE DEE ES: PLAY MAI NEW GAEM!

WEE YOU: GIMME A CHANS!

FREE DEE ES: NO!

TEH AUTHOR: *kills 3ds and WiiU*

4th Wall: OWWWWWWWWWWWIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

5th Wall: It's K dude.

TEH AUTHOR'S KAT: MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW

4th Wall: GTDBYUVABTWFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFGVHGFVHYUTFEHJFGTEWHF#YUR^#UTTGFETYUEGHSYGFWIGWE$TF


 * Meanwhile, at Bowser's Castle*

Luigi: I'm-a here to save you Peach!

Mario: ME-A TOO!

Luigi: *does most of the work*

Mario: *does little work*

Luigi: *destroys bridge*

Peach: Thank you Mario!

Luigi: Woah! I did most of the work!

Peach: Who are you again?

Luigi: *facepalms*

TO BE CONTINUED!