SPAM (internet)



''This is about... spam. You may be looking for... SPAM. But not this spam, that spam... *inhale* ... yeah...''

There is a type of spam that is delicious. There is also a type of spam that is NOT delicious. This is the undelicious spam. It tastes like crud.



This type of spam that tastes like crud is not a very good type of spam at ALL. As a matter of fact, one might say that this spam is responsible for many wrong doings in the world, or, at least, on the internet. For you see, this spam has no mercy, this spam is ruthless, this



spam strikes fear into the hearts of men, heck, it even stroke fear into Chuck Norris. And when you strike fear into Chuck Norris, you know you've gotten a fear striker, because Chuck Norris is not afraid of ANYTHING, and if you can strike fear into him, you can strike fear into the hearts of ANYONE. Therefore, I say that if you should ever run into this spam you should



OH NO DO YOU SEE THAT?! THEY'RE ONTO US! OH MY GOSH THEY'RE ON TO US! RUN FOR IT MARTY! WAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAHHHHH! HEEEELLLPPPPP MEEEEEE!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! RAAAAAAAAHHHHH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOES!!!!!