The Stare Dad Collection

Milkshakes
Dad, boys are in the back yard!!!

How many?

All of them.

MY MILKSHAKES!'

Lizzy
Dad, Lizzy's teasing me!

Hit her.

Now she's crying.

Hit her again!

Abortion
Dad, Richard said he'll kick my butt tomorrow!

You can handle it.

How could you be so sure?

YOU SURVIVED THE ABORTION!

Empty
Dad! Mom didn't cook today!

Eat something from the fridge.

It's empty.

BRING ME THE GUN!

Rebecca Black
Dad, Dad! Rebecca Black made a new song!

I know son, Friday. Just dislike it.

But it's a new one.

GET THE SHOTGUN!

The Fight
Dad, I got in a fight today at school!

Did you win?

No...

GET MY BELT!

'''Feel free to add more you litlte monkeys of life!? '''