PedoBear Mail Inc.

== PedoBear Mail Inc.== PedoBear Mail Inc. (since 1992) - an international trademarked mean of communication. The legends say it was created by an illegal immigrant from the Vatican City who was a priest. He decided to make a "better, safer and more friendly to children" mail system. It was used briefly as its slogan, before an overprotective mother told that her daughter hurt her finger because she punched a the ridge of the post building, and sued the owners that the service "isn't safe".

Urban Legends, Controversy & Lawsuits
Many fairly new urban legends about PedoBear Mail Inc. were and are created. One of them says that the bear-like employees of the mail are following the children on their way home and staring at them in a weird manner. The legend was so popular that around 61.7% of the customers had stopped using PM I. because of it. Regardless of the likely untrue legends, PedoBear Mail Inc. is still one of the most respected communication services in the US.

Ethymology
The ethymologists agreed with the belief "pe" means "safe" and "do" means "happy" in Upper Northeastern Romansch.