Shitpost (TV series)/Channel Infinity

"Channel Infinity" is the nineteenth episode of the first season of Shitpost, and is the nineteenth episode overall.

Premise
The gang tries out the Channel Infinity ritual. Part 1/3 of the Halloween Trilogy.

Script
(Open on the cast sitting on or standing around the couch in the living room.)

EVERYONE: (in unison) Happy Halloween from Shitpost!

FINK: Tonight, we're begging a three-part saga, full of all the edgy and scary bullcrap you can think of!

UNIKITTY: It's gonna be lit, bro! Litter than me when I'm set on fire and running around for help!

(FINK presses a large red button on a box, producing very fake laughter.)

FINK: In conclusion, we hope you enjoy the show tonight! Adios!

(Cut to: a shot of the entire cast waving as the screen fades to black.)

(Theme song plays.)

(Cut to: PAULA laying down on the floor in the bathroom. She sighs before it cuts to SUSIE walking in the bathroom.)

SUSIE: (yelling out the door) For the love of christ, PLEASE don't break anything- (turns around, normal voice) Oh for fucks sake, Paula.

PAULA: What?! I'm bored! Bored-er than boredom itself!

SUSIE: You and me both, sister.

PAULA: Do you know anything we can do?

SUSIE: I JUST said I was bored. Do you REALLY think a bored person knows what to do with their lives?

(AKIKO barges in the bathroom.)

PAULA: (angered) WHY is everyone barging into the bathroom all of the sudden!?

AKIKO: Hey losers, I found some ritual online and I think it would be sick if we all did it.

SUSIE: A ritual, you say?

AKIKO: Yep! It's the Channel Infinity ritual!

SUSIE: Did you find that on r/nosleep?

AKIKO: Nope! I can't tell you where I found it, because God will kick my ass if I do! (smiling)

(Suddenly, literally everyone appears in the bathroom, barging into the door faster than the human eye can blink.)

MASTER FROWN, SARALINE and PUPPYCORN: (in unison) A RITUAL!?