Derper goes to Burrito Whistle

Once Derper was bored "I'M HUNGRY! FEED ME, B*TCH!" He demanded.

"GET YOUR OWN FOOD, PR*CK" Gruncel Stern replied

Derper went to get his own food, pr*ck. He ventured into the forest to see his fave Mexican resturant, Burrito Whistle. Derper went inside.

"WHAT DO YOU WANT!?" The Cashier said.

"A TAHCO" Derper replied.

"ONE TAHCO!" The Cashier yelled. He pulled out a Tahco from his pantaloons, and gave it to Derper. "HERE'S YOUR TAHCO, THAT'LL BE -12 DOLLAHZ!"

"NO SCREW YOU" Derper replied, and ran off to the nearest table. He bit into the Tahco and crapped his pants so hard he died from suffocation. The end.