User blog comment:Phantom R/Sprites n Crap/@comment-27178869-20131203210224/@comment-27178869-20131204221137

*Mermaid
 * Blond
 * Brown
 * Hitler-esque hair
 * Pink
 * Pink
 * Tank top
 * No pants (if possible, if not, jeans)
 * No
 * Toothbrush moustache