The Jesuses/New Villains in Town

"New Villains in Town" is the twentieth episode of the third season of The Jesuses.

Synopsis
The Jesuses meet the cats of Slash's group, and try to defeat Slash, who wants to steal all the food for himself, and who is kidnapping others and keeping them hostage.

Transcript
(Jesus Two walks into the apartment. The TV is gone. So are all the other Jesuses except One. One is just standing there.)

Jesus Two: What did you do with the TV?

Jesus One: I destroyed it!

(Laugh track plays.)

Jesus Two: Well now you can't watch Fat Dog Mendoza, so you played yourself there.

Jesus One: Haha, yeah. Wanna go buy a new one?

Jesus Two: ...with what money? Actually, can't God materialize a new one for us free of charge?

Jesus One: Uh, I guess.

Jesus Two: Where did everyone else go? Did you destroy them, too?

Jesus One: Oh, no. They went somewhere. Probably. Wanna go for a walk?

Jesus Two: Fine.

(One and Two are walking down a street.)

Jesus One: Boy gee, I hope we don't run into any evil cats today.

Jesus Two: Dude, are you okay? You're even more neurotic than usual.