A Stupid Beemo X Lorraine Fic

Yup. Third installment.

Beemo: Where is the sock, Lorraine?

Lorraine: *Cluck*

Beemo: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU JUST SAID. LET'S HAVE IMPOSSBILE ROBOT CHICKEN BABIES.

Lorraine: *Suprised cluck*

Ronnie: DON'T YOU DO IT, BEEMO! OR ELSE!

Beemo: Or else what?

Ronnie: OR ELSE I'LL KILL BEBE!

Beemo: *Gasp* You wouldn't!

Ronnie: MAKE ME!

Beemo: *Throws Ronnie down the Lich's well of power*

Lorraine: *Happy cluck*

Beemo: Now let's go to our secret grown-up kissing spot.

Lorraine: *Agreeing cluck*

Neptr: *Gasp* Beemo, no! *Knocks Beemo out*

Beemo: *Quiet* Wh...Neptr...why...? *Faints*

Beemo: This...this is real...*Punches reflection* I can't trust anyone...not even mysel-*Cluck* Huh? *Wakes up*

Lorraine: *Cluck! Cluck!*

Beemo: Lorraine?

Lorraine: *Worried cluck*

Beemo: Lorraine, are you preggers?

Lorraine: *Clucks and points to a Robot Chicken who killed all her other children*

RC: *Mechanized cluck*

Beemo: Oh, you WERE preggers. How long was I out for?

Lorraine: *Clucks*

Beemo: 20 years? And Neptr is dead?

Lorraine: *Cluck*

Beemo: I love you too, Lorraine. But why did Neptr knock me out?

Lorraine: *Cluck*

Beemo: He wanted you for himself? That greedy nose-grubbing cheese!

Lorraine: *Cluck*

Beemo: YOu are red-hot like Pizza Supper.

Lorraine: *Blushcluck*