Falco Lombardi

-''HEY IM ON UR SIDE! NOOB!''

Falco yelling at Fox saying hes a noob.

Falco Lombardi is the "Ace" in star fox and is the 2nd or 1st Best piolet on the team. And that mai boi is a fact!

Early Life
He proboble just flew. Cause hes a bird. ROFL

Star Fox 64
He is the only person who shoots things down. Look at mai chart thingy.

Kill Ratio

Fox: 100%

Falco: 75%

Peppy: 50%

Slippy: 25%

See what I mean? Both slippy and peppy are just as good as falco. But he yells a u ALOT. Obesereve

Fox: YES ANTHOUR KILL!

(Accidently shoots falco)

(Falco barely lose's any heath)

Falco: WHAT THE CRAP?! I GOT SHOOT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY FOX WHY???

Fox: Falco! Your ok! Just get a sivler ring!

Falco: YOU TRAITER I HELP YOU WIN MAN IM HARDCORE!!!

Fox: Falco.

Falco: AND YOU SHOT ME!!!!

Fox: Falco!

Falco: I MEAN WHAT THE HECK MAN!

Fox: FALCO!

Falco: WHAT IS IT NO-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

(Falco Crash'sd doh)

Fox: *Snickers*

Lone Wolf
Falco goes lone wolf and thinks everbody's a noob.

Falco: WHAT ARE YOU FROM? NOOBIA?

Me: There actally IS a place called noobia. Its in Egept

Falco: Oh....

(Afterward falco was sued for a billion dollars and is in jail and is currently awayting bail)

Old age
FALCO CAN'T GET OLD! HE JUST GETS DUSTY!

Falco: 64 years old and I feel like im 28!

Slippy: You ARE 28 you just glued a beard to your face.

Falco: ...

Slippy: ...

Falco: I hate you. You ruined my imagination.