Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-2189621-20181015205823

A simple game you might've seen on youtube videos or something. Basically, you give a choice between two situations, and the next person makes their choice and posts another choice, like this:

P1: Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or 1 horse-sized duck?

P2: 100 Duck-sized horses. Would you rather have flight or invincibility?

P3: Flight. Would you rather swim in sewage or drink sewage?

Simple as that. There are some rules, though:
 * Nothing racist, sexist, lgbtphobic, ableist, etc.
 * You must post a choice after your answer.
 * Don't go too NSFW.

With that out of the way, let's go!

Would you rather go on a dinner date with Guido, or slap Herb Cookie in the face five times? 