How to Deal With Your Life

If You Have a Paper Under the Minimum Word Count
Type random words until you reach the minimum.

If You Have a Big Assignment Due
Goof off all night until ten minutes before it's due. Then freak out and rush the entire assignment.

If Someone on the Internet Disagrees With You
Slowly let the anger build up inside you. Then, let the anger out by flaming the disagreeing user in all caps. Be sure to use lots of generic insults.

If You're Late for School
Freak out and run in circles for five minutes. Then get ready for school really fast and sloppily. Get in the car, then halfway to school, realize you forgot something important.

If Someone Kills You in an FPS
Flame the guy who killed you with generic insults. If that doesn't work, blame your death on lag.

If You Can't Connect to the Internet
Simply curl up

and die.