Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30126178-20190713150101/@comment-2189621-20190808200226

Hartmann: This is Alpha Team. Looks like there is a slowly approaching bear. The bears will be in shortly. Scratch that, the bear will arrive sooner than thought. Oh shit BEAR IS APPROACHING AT ALARMING SPEEDS! BEAR IS APPROACHING AT ALARMING RATES!! BEAR IS GO FAST LOSING TRACK OF SPEED!!! '''BEAR HAS REACHED MACH ONE! REPEAT: MACH ONE! WE HAVE LOST VISUAL ON BEAR! No NO NO-'''

(Hartmann gets run over by an extremely fast bear)