Supa Mario Freakuot (The Most Cliche Creepypasta Ever)

DO NOT READ THIS OR ELSE YOUR DOOM WILL BE IMPENDING. YOU AREN'T GOING TO BELEIVE THIS, ONCE I WAS AT A GARAGE SALE AND I FOUND AN ORIGINAL NES SUPA MARIO BROS LYING ON THE GROUND NEXT TO AN OLD GUY. THE BOLTS ON THE CARTRIDGE WERE LOOSE SO I KNOW IT WAS TAMPERERED. THE GUY BEGGEDED ME TO BUY IT. IT HAD LE NUMBA 6 OWN IT. WHEN I WENT AWAY THE OLD GUY DIED FOR SOME REASON. WHEN I POOPED IT IN MY OLD NES-THINGY-MAHOO, IT PLAYED. I WANTED TO RELIVE THE CHILDHOD. BUT IT WAS A LITTLE BUGGY. A GLITCH LOOKED LIKE MARIO'S HEAD ON THE GROUND. SOME RED WAS UNDER THE HEAD. IT LOOKS LIKE MAREOS HED WAS DECPATICATED. THE COPYRIHGT SAID 666 INTSEAD OF 1985. THE TOP PLAYA WAS MY NAME. IT WAS CREEPEH. I JUST DEPRATLY WATNED TO PLAY.

WEN I PLAED TEH GAEM, DA MUZAC WAS PLAYING THE FIRST FEW NOTES OVA AND OVA AGAIN. STOMPING ON DA GOOMBAS RELEASED N64-QUALITY BLOOD. WHEN I SHRUNK, I FELT AN OUCHIE WHERE THE GOOMBA HIT MARIO. IZ LIEK WHEN MARIA GETS HURT, I DO. WHEN I GOTZ TO LE FLAGPOLE, IT GOT LESS BUGGZY. BUT DEN WHEN DA NEXT LEVEL STARTED, THE GAME SHOWED MARIO DOING NO-NO STUFF TO A DEAD, BOWSA. IT WAS HYPAREALISTIC, YO. AND BOWSAS EYES WERE BLOODY, 1 WAS POPPPED. MARIO WAS BLOOODY 2. IT WAS HORRIBRU. I HEARD A DEAFENIN NOISE. I TRIED TO TURN IT DOWN, BUT IT JUZ GOT LOWDER. DIS THING WAS CURSED YO. I COULDN'T TURN IT AWFFF. I WENT TO DA BAFROOM BUT IT WASN'T ME D: IT WAS MARIO. I BRARFED INTO THE TOILET.

WEN I WENT BACK IT WUZ ME DOING NO-NO STUFF TO BOWZA. I SMASHDED THE THING-CATRIDGE-MAHIEHMER. DIS IS WHY I CAN'T SHOW ANYTHING. WHEN I WENT TO MY BEDROOM TO GET SUM SLEEPY TIEM, I FOUND THE CARTDIGE AGAIN. I NEW IT WUZ DA SAME ONE BECAUSE OF THE LOOSE NUTS. MARIO IN THE COVERE LOOKS DEMENTAD THI TIME. I ALMOST BRAFRED AGAIN. I THREW IT OUTSIDE LE WIDNOW.

WEN I WENT TO GO TO MY COPMUTRE FOR SOME TIME OFFF, I GOTZ AN EMAIL (CAUSE I STILL CHEK DAT STUFF), AND SOME AMONYOUS PERSON EMLAID A LINK TO ME, SO I GOT ON, AND FIREFAX STARTED AUTODOWNLAOD A FILE NAEMED, MARIO.EXE. I OPNEDED IT, AND IT WAS SUPA MARIO BROS. WEN I STARTED THE GAEM AGAIN, IT WAS THE SAEM GAME, AS WITH THE DECRAPTITATION GLITCH, BUT MARIO TOLD ME, SUMHAO, NOT TO GO FORWARD. TO GAO BACH. SO I DID, BUT THE NO-NO PICCY WITH MARIO AND BROWSER WAS ON MY COMPUTER. EVERY WIDNOW I OPENED BISIDE MARIO BROS, WAS DAT NO-NO PIC. SO I BASHDE THHE COMPUTER AND EVERYTING ELSE. I SWEAR TO GOSH I WILLL NEVAR PLAY DAT AGAIN. BUT JUZ LATS NITE, I SWAW A MAROI PLUSHEI, WID A NOET WIT A MASAGE.

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