Harold's job 1: DVD store

Script
[Harold is seen playing on the computer]

Harold: I better win this match or I'll go crazy!

[Harold is seen smashing the keyboard and yelling, apparently he got killed]

Harold's boss: Mr. Slikk, what are you doing?

Harold: Um, nothing!

Harold's boss: That's it! you're fired! Get out!

Harold: NO!

Part 2
Harold: Ugh. I can't believe I got fired! There has to be a job that I can get!

[20 minutes later]

Harold: YEAH! THE DVD STORE IS HIRING PEOPLE!

Part 3
DVD Store boss: This is simple: all you have to do is to sell DVDs to people. Have any problems, call me.

Harold: Okay! Welcome to the DVD store! What would you like to buy?

Man #1: I would like to buy this DVD of the movie, "The Artist".

Harold: No! That movie is in our nasty list!

Man #1: I've been to every DVD store and I see this DVD on there.

Harold: Here is the truth! The movie is so sappy, it took me ten episodes of Care bears adventure in Care-A-Lot to get this movie out of my mind.

Man #1: So you're not going to let me buy this DVD because of your experiences with it? You are a big baby!

Harold: PLEASE DON'T BUY THIS DVD OR YOU'RE GOING TO CRINGE OVER THIS MOVIE-

Man #1: I'm already buying this DVD anyway, so here's my darn money.

Harold: Okay, i warned you! DON'T COME TO THIS DVD STORE AGAIN IF YOU WANT TO SEE THIS MOVIE! Welcome to the DVD store. What DVD do you want to buy?

Man #2: I would like to buy this Care bears DVD for my daughter.

Harold: Ah! A good selection for DVD buying. Adventures in Care-A-lot is a good show!

Man #2: "Adventures in Care-A-Lot"? I'm buying the 1980 version of Care bears.

Harold: 1980s... Care bears?! THAT GENERATION SUCKS SO MUCH, THAT I COULD ENJOY DISASTER MOVIE MORE THAN THAT GENERATION!

Man #2: Don't blame me! My daughter enjoys the older version of Care bears instead of the one that aired in 2007 and 2012. In fact, she doesn't like the newer generation of Care bears.

Harold: Your daughter must have the worst taste on television I ever heard in my entire life!

Man #2: Are you insulting my daughter? Shame on you! She is only a girl, you stupid manchild!

Harold: It's not my fault that your daughter is insulting the fans of Care bears Adventures in Care-A-Lot by watching that generation!

Man #2: No! The insulting to Adventures in Care-A-lot fans is you! I have a friend who watches that is alright for my daughter watching the older version and respects that. You are just some stupid manchild that forces people to have different opinions than others! I'm going to get the DVD off of Amazon. I hope you loose this job!