User:PixelMiette



 saraline // 13 // they/them i'm saraline and i'm always right i'm just a really chaotic princess who loves gorillaz and welcome to the wayne! also i love my friends with all my heart!! use the tabs above to navigate further! have a sick day/night!

these are my awesome friends! sanest person on the wiki  sr pelo vored my son manic apologist  husbando god anime women  ace hardware wayside stan  tanooki man

hell yeah otters  werten lori deserves better  mr zeed holy shinx!

my pathetic husbando list! number 15. professor venomous foot lettuce. the last thing you'd want in your burger king burger is some purple snake man's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get. a 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. with the statement: "this is the lettuce you eat at burger king." admittedly, he had shoes on. but that's even worse. the post went live at 11:38 pm on july 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the burger king in question was alerted to the rogue employee. at least, i hope he's rogue. how did it happen? well, the bk employee hadn't removed the exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in mayfield heights, ohio. this was at 11:47. three minutes later at 11:50, the burger king branch address was posted with wishes of unhappy employment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. and 3 minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: bk's "tell us about us" online forum. the foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit a, was attached. cleveland scene magazine contacted the bk in question the next day. when questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "oh, i know who that is. he's getting fired." mystery solved, by 4chan. now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace. also i have a sexy gallery page. go look at it or i'll infest your house with worms

and i like a lot of sexy shit. i have a tumblr, too! feel free to follow me, i'm saralinetimbers on it!



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