User blog:MegaToon1234/MegaToon1234 Rants-Barney

Before my rant begins, here how the ranting thing goes.:

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Now, on for the rant.

Barney? More like Fartney! You wanna know why? His "I Love You" song is very lousy and his voice is dumb. For the looks of him, he looks more like an big purple blob, not a dinosaur. I hate you, you hate me. We are mortal enemies. With a chop on the neck and a pow. But, you know who loves Barney? Hip Hop Harry. Why? They are both friends to children and they both sing. Oh, so do you know who hates Barney? my reading teacher from 5th, 6th, 7th, and 8th grade, Mrs. Ball. Why? Because she thinks he looks more like an big purple blob, not a dinosaur. Plus, she even hates him when she was a kid. So, screw Barney anyway. Donkey Kong is over 9000 times better than Barney!

Up next, LJN.