Jurassic Park

Welcome, to Jurassic Park!

=Tour=

First, we see the first Dinosaur on our tour, the Crimsonraptor to the right. These primitive Doctor Who loving humanoid Velociraptors eat Daleks and have impressive fossil collections. We now know these are actually Admins, throwing banhammers at their prey.

To your left you can see our Captain Obvious. On the fence, you see "This is electric" written on it. We obtain these hilarious Dinosaurs from Uncyclopedia.

Soon, you will go to our Chuck Norrisaurus paddock, the toughest Dinosaur on Earth. You can see a T.Rex that has been killed by a roundhouse kick.

Last but not least, our biggest Dinosaur, Rosie O' Donnel. These gigantic Dinosaurs shout at the top of their lungs.