Rescue 911 in a nutshell


 * Captain Kirk: Hi I am Captain Kirk and welcome to Emergency Shore. Tonight we will begin with the sad, sad story of a break-in.
 * Robber #1: It's Freddy Kruger time!
 * Robber #2: Let's kill some rich fcks!
 * Robber #3: Witty comment.
 * Robbers #1 and #2: DAMN IT FRANK!
 * Captain Kirk: Three robbers broke into this house in Genericville, U.S.A. after midnight, at 3:45 PM sharp.
 * Le 911 operator: 911, what the hell is the damn problem!
 * Little Girl: We're being robbed!