The Jesuses/Grounded Grounded Grounded for Hearing Bad Word

"Grounded Grounded Grounded for Hearing Bad Word" is the tenth episode of the fifth season of The Jesuses.

Plot synopsis
God hears the Jesuses listening to Piggy Pie by Insane Clown Posse, a song riddled with profanity, so he forbids them to leave their apartment and subjects them to various harsh punishments. Meanwhile, Satan is free to conquer the town again in their absence.

Transcript
(Darrell slams open the door to the Jesuses' apartment.)

Darrell: You guys wanna hear something horrible?

Jesus Two: No.

The other five Jesuses: Yes!

(Darrell starts to play Piggy Pie by Insane Clown Posse.)

(Jesuses Two and Six stare at him sternly. The others have blank expressions. Darrell is fucking pumped though.)

Jesus Four: I will admit, I like this song.

Jesus Three: Me too, I guess.

Jesus Six: Don't you dare spew such drivel! I'll tell Dad!

Jesus Five: Yeah, this song is very unepic.

Darrell: Wait! The best part is coming up!

Person on radio: ' Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie There's nothing like the sound when you hear a piggy die  I might use a gun (no), I might use an ax (yes) The carnival's in town, come and get your piggy snacks! '

Jesus Five: Ok, now this song is epic.

(Jesus Six plugs his ears and tries to run out of the room, but Darrell stops him.)

Darrell: LISTEN JESUS SIX OUR GIBBY WILL VORE THOSE KNEECAPS YOU HAVE.

(Jesus Six's eyes turn into flames.)

Darrell: DO YOU WANT GIBBY TO TAKE AWAY YOUR KNEECAPS??????

Jesus Six: Gibby can and will go to Hell right now!

Jesus Two: Dad said Gibby legally cannot go to Hell, remember?

(Jesus Six grumbles under his breath.)

Darrell: Take the music in. Feel it penetrate your soul.

Jesus Six: Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

(Five seconds later)

Jesus Six: Ok, this is now epic.

(Luna enters the room)

Luna: Hmm. What's all this then?

Darrell: Music.

Luna: I see...

Person on radio:  The last little piggy, his house is made of gold He lives in a mansion on his own private road Istarted walking down it, the guard he told me wait I snapped his fucking neck in two and slammed his nuts in the gate 

Luna: Hey, you can’t listen to that. God will flip out!

Darrell: Naaahhh, He'll be fine with it!

Luna: How could you say that? You're crazy!