The Bunker/Episodes/Episode 98: The Legendary Sandbird!

One day, Fredthefish is derping.

(giant egg made of sand drops down)

Fredthefish: Hey, an egg! Hey, wait a minute! That's the egg of...

THE LEGENDARY SANDBIRD!



OMG YES! I MUST HATCH IT!

(Fredthefish sits on egg)



Fredthefish: THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG! How do you hatch an egg faster? Oh, yeah! In Pokemon, you walk around with it!

Derpy: Wait, are you going to walk around with that egg? It is big!

Fredthefish: But I have to do it! (fails at picking it up) Okay, I can't do this.

Steve the Pikmin: I'll do it!

(Steve is failing)

Fredthefish: Well, at least Steve is a trooper. Wait! I know! Eggs hatch when they're warm!

(Fred gets a flamethrower)

Fredthefish: YEAH BUDDY!

Derpy: No!

Fredthefish: Fine, Derpy, you sit on it.

(Derpy sits on egg)

Fredthefish: I'll be back.



Fredthefish: Derpy, did it hatch yet?

Derpy: Nope. Sorry.

Fredthefish: OH, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!

4th Wall: How is in my fault?

Fredthefish: You keep getting broken! Never mind, I'll go watch a 6 1/2 hour movie.



Fredthefish: NOW?

Derpy: Nope.

Fredthefish: !!!!!!!!



Fredthefish: Did it hatch now?

Derpy: No.

Fredthefish: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Derpy: Wait! Hold on! It's hatching!

Fredthefish:



(Egg hatches into the Legendary Sandbird)

Fredthefish: YES! LET'S RIDE!

(Fredthefish rides the Legendary Sandbird!)