Mochlum the Platypus

Backing scat: (Dooby dooby doo-bah) X4

Female Singers: Mochlum!

Male Singer: He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying wiki-er of action!

Backing scat: (Dooby dooby doo-bah) X2

Male Singer: He's a random little flatfoot, who'll never flinch from a fray-ee-ay-ee-ay!

He's got more than just mad skill,

Female Singer: (Wah-ah-ah)

Male Singer: He's got a beaver tail and a bill,

Female Singer: (ah-ah)

Male Singer: And the women swoon whenever they hear him sa-a-a-ay:

(pause; Mochlum chatters and women faint)

Male Singer: He's Mochlum, Mochlum the Platypus!