User blog:Moon Snail/Pokemon Magikarp edition coming soon!

That's right! Pokemon Magikarp Version is coming soon! features include (But not limited to)... Coming soon to a wherever near you!
 * Get magikarp as a starter!
 * Qwilfish no longer useless!
 * Mewtwo now useless!
 * Your rival isn't a jerk to you!
 * Battle mewtwo without pokemon!
 * Professor oak being mad!
 * Female trainer is now caitlin!
 * Battle oak 3 times!
 * zangoose now the REAL god! because f**k that llama.
 * So much more!