Ceepyprusta: FLATOON

SO 1 DAY I WENT TO WALLMART AND I FOUND DIS GAYME 4 TEH WEE YOU CALLED SPLATOON SO I GOT IT BUT THEN THE GUY SAID, TESS IS TEH BOOTLEEG  CALLED FLATOON IT HAS DIFFRENT LOOK THEN NORMAL GAME PLUUZ PEOPLE MAKE YOU SMEEL AND LEECK DIR BUTTZ  AND KILL YOU BUT IT IS NOT SCARY JUST GET EET

SO I GOT HUME AND PUUT TEH GAMUH IN TEH WEE YOU AND IT STARTED NORRMAL BUT IT SAID FLATOON ON A SPLATTER INSTED OF SPLATOON PLUS A PICTURE OF TEH BUTT OF A GIRL IN TEH GAYME I SEED OHKY.....

I PREZZED PLUUZ AND I CHOSE TEH BOY. I GUT TO MAH BAZE ON THE MUP DURF WAR AND I SAID WUT? AND EVERYTHUNG LUUKED LIKE TEH RUBLUX SPLATOON GAME I GOT BEFORE I BUYYED DIS AND I GOT OOUT IT WUS IN FIRST PERSON. I GOT THE ROLLER AND ROLLED THE RAMP AT TEH EENDD OF TEH BAZE OF PURPLE, MY GRUUP. I SAWW A GURRLL AND IT SAID IFF U DIEE, THEEN U SEES MAH BUTTZ AND I KEELED HEER AN THEEN SHEE REPPAWWNEDD