Meet the Rip-off Wiki

User 4: "Gentlemen."

[Meet the Rip-off' Title Card]

[Cut back to User 4, carrying the photo towards the desk.]

User 4: "I see the pages are safe."

User 1: "Safe and sound, mm-hmm."

User 2: "Yeah, it is!"

User 4: "Tell me... did anyone happen to kill a Random-ness wiki user on the way here?"

[The other users shake their heads and shrug]

User 4: No? Then we still have a problem.

[He deposits the photo, revealing the user was actually banned by Wikia.]

User 1: " Banned by Wikia?."

[User 2 approaches and inspects the photo.]

User 2: "Oooh, big problem. I've killed plenty of them; they're dime-a-dozen idiotic sgs!"

[User 2 attempts to pick up the photo, only to cut himself on the finger and drop it, giving him a cut.]

User 2: "Ow! No offense."

User 4: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like most.  And nothing... nothing like the one loose inside this building."

User 2: "What're you? President of his fan-club?"

User 1 & User 3: (chuckling)

[User 4 turns to face User 2.]

User 4: "No... that would be your friend!"

[User 4 reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several photographs of a Random-ness wiki user and User 2's friend.]

User 2: [stammers out of shock and disbelief]

User 4: Indeed, and now he's here to k us! So listen up boy, or trechary of your pal will be the second worst thing that happens to you today."

[Right Behind You plays]

User 4: "Zis User has already breached our defenses..."

[Fade to "the user", creeping through tunnels. He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a stupid page. He slides a Gertrude across the floor, covering the whole page]

User 5: "Page Down!"

[Cut back to the Meeting Room.]

User 4: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues!"

[Flash back to the User 6, now unbanned and griefing. "The User" calls wikia and gets him banned.]

[Cut back to Meeting Room]

User 4: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us..."

[Fade to the User fighting User 7.]

User 7: "Get away!"

[The User breaks User 7's arm]

User 7: (gasps)

[The User kills User 7 and makes a legit-seeming sock.]

[Cut back to Meeting Room. User 4 looks frantic.]

User 4: "He could be in this very room! He could be you! He could be me! He could even be-"

[User 4 is cut off as his head explodes violently. The camera switches to User 1, Shotgun in hand, with a confused User 3, and a panicked User 2.]

User 2: "Whoa, whoa, whoa!"

User 3: "Oh!"

User 1: "What? It was obvious! He's a Sock for spying! Watch, he'll appear again any second now..."

User 1: "Any second now... See? Oh wait, that's a mouse."

[User 2 lingers behind, his expression sinister. He approaches User 1 and User 3, suddenly logging out. The User appears, revealing User 2 was a sock and this mystery man was ME! (Rawrlego)]

User 3: "So, we still got problem..."

User 1: "Big problem... alright, who's ready to go find this vandal?"

Rawrlego: "Right behind you."

[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of both users punctuating the beat of the tune.]

[Fade to the meeting room.]

Rawrlego: "TIME TO GERTRUDE SOME MORE!"