How To Make Good Shows Bad/Orioles


 * Take out all the comedy and humor and replace it with shoehorned educational value.
 * At the end of each episode, a moral pops up in Movie Maker style. The moral is always "The complainer is always wrong" or "Everything can be the way you want it".
 * Put in annoying musical numbers that don't convey good messages.
 * Make each season air on Comedy Central.
 * The show is aimed at college audiences.
 * Have Yoshie and C.K. argue over stupid things.
 * Make Tess scared all the time.
 * The animation is in the style of Clockwork Zoo Caillou episodes.
 * Tess' catchphrase is "I'm gonna deny it, bro!"
 * Yoshie's catchphrase is "I love to f with our opponents!"
 * C.K.'s catchphrase is "Always talk to strangers!"
 * Alora's catchphrase is "Yo, yo, yo!"
 * Make the Huskies (Yvonne, Vivienne, Aura and Michelle) the protagonists and the Orioles (Tess, Yoshie, C.K. and Alora) the antagonists.