AN UNTITLED PARODY OF THE LEGEND OF SLEEPY HOLLOW

Ichabod (sp?) Crane, a half-man, half crane (lolwut), tries to get a girlfriend, but his rival, Buffy McBuffPants, prevents him from doing so. That Halloween, Buffy epicly pwns Crane and tells the story of the Horseless Headman, who ironically has a black unicorn, cuts people's heads off for the lols, throws a flaming pumpkin with the o3o face at them which inexplicably kills them, and then taunts them. Crane then gets on his horse, Quiksilver, a horse similar in color to Derpy, but with a more yellower mane and no Cutie Mark because he's too derp, who has a blank expression all the time with his tounge poking out, and rides into the forest for the lols. Crane then meets the Horseless Headman and tries to escape the forest, but the Headman cuts his head off with a well-aimed daggger throw, picks up his head, throws the flaming o3o pumpkin at his lifeless body, and then says "HE WARNED YOU ABOUT ME, BRO! HE TOLD YA, DAWG!" Quiksilver, unaware of the situation, just stands there while the Headman cuts of his head and hangs it from a branch.

Buffy, seeing the disembodied heads, does a happy dance because he hates Crane with a burning passion, but then gets his head chopped off.

Buffy's girlfriend also gets her head cleaved off.

The Horseman then cuts of his dark unicorn's head off out of random spite.

Then he cuts off his nonexistant head, which means he cut himself in half.

And then something.

Derp.