Poofy, Cally and Red Season 1 Episode 1: Pancake Time!

Transcript
Poofy: Guys, are you hungry?

Cally and Red: Sure.

Poofy: Then let's make pancakes!

Everyone: WOO-HOO!

Poofy: *making pancakes*

Screen pans to an empty litter box, with a telescope peeking out.

Ashley: I cannot believe zis! My restaurant has worse pancakes than THOSE GUYS?! Are you kidding me? Well, good thing i will have success when i listen to zem talking about how to make ze pancakes! Ha ha ha!

Cally: Poofy, did you hear something?

Poofy: No... did you?

Cally: I think so. It sounded like it came from that litter box that mysteriously appeared, with a telescope poking out.

Poofy: Should we investigate?

Cally: Ugh. I'd rather investigate what's inside mayonnaise.

Poofy: Yeah, actually, i would too.

Red: I'm about to shower anyways so i'll go in. *dives in*

Cally: He doesn't know that i just took a whiz in there.

Poofy: Really? You did?! *laughs*

Red: Oh my- COME ON!

Poofy: *laughs more*

Red: *fist pops out and zips a zipper on both of their mouths*

Poofy and Cally: *mumbling*

Red: *jumps out, covered in litter, holding Ashley and her telescope* It's Ashley.

Poofy and Cally: *unzipping mouths*

Poofy: I knew it... she always wants the best pancakes to be served at her restaurant.

Ashley: Exactly. That is why i want to steal ze pancakes from you!

Poofy: Well, beat it! *kicks Ashley out the window*

Ashley: I WILL HAVE REVEEEENGE!

Poofy: I just don't get it, Cally.

Cally: Don't get what? That Ashley wants the best pancakes?

Poofy: No, i don't get how you took a whiz in the litter box even though you said it mysteriously appeared. And we still use a toilet anyways.

Cally: Ehhhhhh... the writers are gonna have to figure this out.

4th wall: *crack* Hey! Leave me alone, buddy! I can get tough!

Cally: Dude, you're a wall.

4th wall: *crack* Ow. Just... stop talking and get back to the episode!

Cally: Okay then.

Poofy: We have to keep cooking pancakes, guys! They're almost burning!

Red: Oh yeah! My shower! Pancakes reminded me that!

Cally: Hmm.

Poofy: Weird. *continues cooking pancakes*

Scene changes to a dumpster near Ashley's pancake restaurant.

Ashley: AAAAAAH- *slams into the side of the dumpster* Owwww... *eyes go full derp and birds fly around her head pecking her* I need to find a way back there without zem seeing me... hmmmm... TAXI!!

Taxi pulls up, and Ashley hops in.

Ashley: MUSH!

Taxi turns into a rocket taxi and explodes with fire and smoke, speeding away. Scene changes to Poofy, Cally and Red's house.

Poofy: What's that loud-


 * explosion and wall falls down, leaving only the taxi*

Poofy: -groaning sound.

Red: *comes out of shower with wet towel around him* Taxi drivers... *turns blood red and steam comes out of ears* ARE SO INCONSIDERAAAAAAATE! *turns into the hulk and throws the taxi out, and rebuilds the wall*

Poofy: Um... i'm gonna eat pancakes somewhere else. *flies upstairs with 3 pancakes*

Cally: I'm going up too with my pancakes. *follows Poofy*

Ashley: You stupid taxi guy! *slaps taxi driver* Ze cats could clearly hear ze taxi! *slaps taxi driver again* And it ran into ze wall. Pitiful driving. PITIFUL! *slaps taxi driver 4 times*

Taxi Driver: It's not my fault the taxi made noi-

Ashley: ZIP YOUR LIPS! *runs out of the car*

The End