The Epic Story of Bacon

THIS IS MOCHLUM'S EPIC STORY AND NOT YOURS SO DON'T EDIT OR ELSE I'LL FRY YOUR BRAINS! This story gets more random by the end.

Chapter 1: Meap's Been Kidnapped!
(at a dark alley, in the middle of a storm)

Meap: *walking down the dark alley* Meap (This place gives me the creeps.) *turns at a corner and sees a huge shadow. Meap jumps.* Meap (Oh, it's just a dumster...)

Mysterious Voice: Or is it? Meap... we've been expecting you.

Meap: Meap? (Who's there?) *tries to run away*

Mysterious Voice: GRAB HIM, GUYS!

Guards: *grab Meap and gag him*

Mysterious Voice: TAKE HIM AWAY! *guards take him away*

(noon-time, Suburban Danville)

Phineas: Hey Ferb, do you know what we should do today?

Ferb: *pulls out a newspaper*

Phineas: Reading? *reads over it* OH NO! MEAP'S BEEN KIDNAPPED!

Ferb: *nods*

Phineas: We got to do something!

Ferb: *blink*

Phineas: You're right, Ferb. Let's use the emergency friend summoning device that we made.

Ferb: *presses button*

Buford, Baljeet, and Isabella: *fall from the sky* Hi, Phineas, Hi, Ferb.

Phineas: Meap has been kidnapped!

Isabella: Oh no, this is horrible!

Baljeet: What are we going to do?

Buford: I know what we can do!

Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, Baljeet: What?

Buford: Fried chicken! *pulls out some and eats it*

Phineas: Looks like he's useless.

Ferb: *presses button that makes Buford fall from a trapdoor*

Baljeet: I have an idea, too!

Phineas: What?

Baljeet: We can report it to law enforcement.

Phineas, Ferb, Isabella: *silence* *Ferb presses trapdoor for Baljeet, too.*

Isabella: Looks like it's just us three.

Phineas: Let's go!

Chapter 2: Regular Bacon
(at Super-Market)

Mordecai: Let's buy some cheese!

Rigby: It's not on the list....so yeah, let's buy it!

Mordecai: How about bacon?

Rigby: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACON! BACOOOOOOON! BACON BACON BACON!

Mordecai: I'll take that as a yes. LET'S BUY ALL OF THE BACON!

Rigby: YEEEEAH!

Mordecai: *grabs all of the bacon* LET'S GO CHECK OUT! *goes to check out line*

Cashier: 2 packs of cheese, and 378 packs of bacon?

Rigby: Correct.

Cashier: That will be $783.

Mordecai and Rigby: O_O

Mordecai: (whispers) I guess we have to sacrifice some bacon.

Rigby: NO! Let's just have pops pay for it.

Mordecai: Okay. We'll pay.

Cashier: Good, now GO!

Rigby: *grabs bacon and leaves*

Mordecai: Look at that newspaper headline! MEAP'S BEEN KIDNAPPED!

Rigby: That's bad. Hey, I heard that if you have 378 or more packs of bacon, it will form togethor to make a human-sized bacon that is alive!

Mordecai: Really? Then why isn't- *turns around and sees the bacon coming to life*

Bacon: Hello, kids. I am bacon. I'm here to save Meap. *jumps to space*

Mordecai: Let's help rescue Meap, too.

Rigby: OKAY! YEAH! LET'S GET A TEAM!

Mordecai: YAY!

Chapter 3: Three Teams
(Downtown Danville, mid-day)

Phineas: The first thing we need is a team.

Isabella: We already have us three.

Ferb: *blink* (We probably need three more people.)

Phineas: Hey, about those guys? *points at Harry Potter, Ronald McDonald, and Larry the Platypus, who are all sitting togethor on a bench*

Isabella: Do you guys want to join our rescue party to save Meap?

Harry Potter: Sure.

Ronald McDonald: Why not?

Larry: BLUGUBLUGURGH!

Phineas: O_O

Harry Potter: We decided that that mean Yes.

Phineas: Well let's go, then.

(Mordecai and Rigby's house, mid-day)

Mordecai: Where are we gonna find help?

Rigby: Let's look under the couch cushions. That's were I go when I need to find something.

Mordecai: Good idea!

Rigby: *looks under couch cushion*

Patrick: *under couch* HELLO!

Rigby: Hi Patrick. Wanna join our group?

Patrick: OKAY!

Darth Vader: *still under couch* Join the Darth Side!

Rigby: How about joining the Regular Side?

Darth Vader: ....nobody asked that I can join their side before...okay, I'll join.

Mordecai: Who else is down there?

Sonic: *jumps from couch* I'm here.

Amy: *jumps out* HELLO SONIC!

Sonic: AAAH! *runs away*

Amy: COME BACK! *chases him*

Rigby: They don't count.

E.T.: *jumps out* Phone home.

Floating Mario Head: Walkin' on the ground.

Rigby: Guess they're the rest.

(Deep space, evening)

Bacon: I need some help to go on this adventure. I wonder who can help me.

Sonic: *Sonic's spaceship flies by* HELP ME! AMY IS TRYING TO KILL ME!

Amy: *Amy's spaceship flies after him* SONIC, COME BACK!

Bacon: I better save Sonic. *shoots a laser that blows up Amy's ship.

Sonic: Thanks, Mr. Bacon. I owe my eternal debt to you. How may I help you?

Bacon: You can help me save Meap.

Sonic: Okay. ANYTHING FOR KILLING AMY!

Bacon: We need more people. Around four more.

Sonic: Okay. I have an idea! *presses a button that makes a Complien, Pikachu, Tails, and Finn appear*

Finn: Yay, it's ADVENTURE TIME!

Complien: Hehe.

Pikachu: I am Pik- ACHOO! I wish I didn't have such a cold.

Tails: *combing a barbie* I love you bar- I MEAN, MONSTER TRUCKS!

Bacon, Sonic, Finn, Complien and Pikachu: O_O

Sonic: We know that you like barbies, Tails.

Tails: Okay. *pulls out a barbie*

Sonic: And that doesn't mean you can play with them, either.

Tails: :( ah man.

All Three Teams
Team Phineas: Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, Harry Potter, Ronald McDonald, Larry the Platypus

Team Regular: Mordecai, Rigby, Patrick, Darth Vader, E.T., Floating Mario Head

Team Bacon: Bacon, Sonic, Tails, Pikachu, Compliens, Finn

Chapter 4: Journey to Hyperspace
TBA

Chapter 5: Lab Infiltration
TBA

Chapter 6: Meap Rescue
TBA

Chapter 7: Fighting the Bad Guy
TBA