The Bunker 2.0/Episodes/Episode 1: Pilot Part 1

HEY WE FINALLY STARTED 2.0. WRITER SIDE IS PLEASED.

LAST TIME, ON THE BUNKER FINALE!
Justin Bieber: This ends. NOOOOOOW!

(The Bunker blows up)

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ACF: MUST. FIND. WAAATTTTERRR!

Mochlum: Hey, is that a giant fortress over there?

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Fortress: You will all do dangerous trials!

ACF: Annnd the computer devopled a mind of its own. ...Crumpets.

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Bob: That bomb is so close, I can smell it!

Pinkie Pie: You have a nose?

Bob: Well, yeah. It's just invisible.

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Mochlum: WE HAVE TO HELP THE OTHERS!

The Autotunerz: NOT IF WE CAN HELP IT!

ACF (to Fortress): You got the friggin' AUTOTUNERZ?!

Fortress: Yeah. Had to keep you losers from helping them find the bomb.

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(After The Bunker escapes and builds a rocket)

(after everyone -but ACF, the toons, and Bob- get on)

MissingNo.: There isn't enough room for the cartoon characters and Bob! We have to lift off without them!

ACF: What?! NO! And why did we build a rocket to only fit us?

Writer: *whistles*

MissingNo.: JUST GET IN, ACF! WE ONLY HAVE 10 MINUTES LEFT!

ACF: (turns to Bob and the others)

Bob: Get in there.

ACF: But...But what about you guys?

Yakko: We'll be fine. Cartoon characters always make it, anyway!

Writer: Not this time.

ACF: ...

Everyone on the rocket: GET IN HERE ALREADY!

ACF: (turns to them) ALRIGHT! (turns back to Bob and the others)

(Our heroine and the cartoon characters hug each other in a big circle, then ACF gets into the rocket)

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Narrator: And so, the rocketship lifts off.

(ACF is looking out the giant window in the rocket as the rocket flys away from Earth)

Writer #1: At least they don't know that there WAS enough room in the rock- ...Oh crap did I just say that out loud?

Writer #2: Yes, sir.

ACF: WAIT WHAT?!?! (turns towards the gang) GUYS! THERE WAS ENOUGH ROOM IN THE ROCKET FOR THEM!

Everyone else: WHAT?!?!

ACF: WE HAVE TO GET BACK THERE NOW BEFORE THE-

(the Earth explodes, sliencing ACF)

ACF: (slowly turns back towards the window) ...................*sob* (Hair deflates as she lowers her head)

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Writer #2 (to Writer #1): You are one sick (bleep), you know that?

PART 1
Narrator: As we last left off, our heros flew out of the Earth's atmosphere before it exploded. Well, ...Almost all of our heros.

ACF: ...I'ma find a room, and stay there for awhile. Tell me when we find somewhere to land. (leaves the room)

MissingNo.: Anyone else have the feeling that she's going to be this way for awhile?

Everyone else: Yes.

TO BE CONTINUED