Fake News Fam



the Fake News Fam is the Paris Hilton-worshipping, Poppy-stanning successor of the now-inactive Lanashack. They have various bases, but the ones that are most frequently used include the Space Crapper, the set of Peter Griffin's Butter Sluts, the set of Peter's Playhouse, and the I Can't Believe It's All Butter shop.

So, you want to be a part of the fam?
Then follow these steps!
 * 1) Watch all episodes of Scream Queens while drinking a mixture of lemon juice, fanta and fresca.
 * 2) Survive a 30-minute loop of I'm Poppy .
 * 3) Order chicken fingers at every restaurant for a month.
 * 4) You must be a comrade or allie of Cotton Candy Cookie (the president of the group) or any other member of the group. If you are not, you must prove your loyalty in any way they seem fit. However, if you already are a comrade or allie, you can skip this step.
 * 5) Piss off a bunch of conservative soccermoms.
 * 6) Spend a night with Hester Ulrich without being murdered.
 * 7) You must not be Pewdiepie, a Pewdiepie supporter, a Pewdiepie fanboy, or a relative or friend of Pewdiepie. This is because he sports anti-Semitic behavior and humor that the group does not approve of.
 * 8) Perform the dance from Orange Caramel's Catallena music video.
 * 9) Shatter the fourth wall.
 * 10) Find one of the group's secret base. Once you introduce yourself, write your name on the list of members.

Members
Use the picture above as a reference.

Back row (left to right): Middle Row (left to right): Second-to-last row (left to right): First row (left to right):
 * Retep
 * Peter Griffin (personal overweight funnyman)
 * Anime!Peter Griffin
 * Tweaked Out!Peter Griffin
 * Forklift!Peter Griffin
 * Ronnie Anne Santiago
 * Luan Loud
 * Pyjama!Peter Griffin
 * Gogo Yubari (personal assassin)
 * Gumball Cookie
 * Black Jesus Christ
 * Cherry Cookie
 * Fire Spirit Cookie
 * Peach Cookie
 * Macaron Cookie (co-president)
 * Tiger Lily Cookie
 * Cotton Candy Cookie (president)
 * Onion Cookie

The group's anthems
These are the Fake News Fam's official anthems.