The Epic Legend of Zelda

This is a story passed down by the people since time immemorial. The history of the most cruel and ferocious battle ever seen. From the bowels of the Earth, emmerged the pure essence of evil. His brutal attack plunged people into their worst nightmares. The evil forces razed forests, dried up rivers, and murdered relentlessly. They desired that which the Goddess protected, ultimate power. Absolute power in other words...

Part 1: It's 7:00 AM
(Link wakes up at 7:00 AM and finds himself on the floor)

Link: *yawns*

(Link smashes some pots and goes outside his house)

OUTSET COAST

(Link takes a good view of the village until-)

Navi: HEY! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! LISTEN LISTEN!

Link: (Eww, a fly.)

(Link smacks Navi into a wall)

A girl: Hey! LINK!

(Link looks down from his house to find...)

The girl: It's me! Zelda!

(Link jumps down)

Zelda: Hi Link! Watcha doin'?

Link: (This better not become a running gag (thumbs up if you get the reference!))

(Link does his thinking look)

Zelda: Ah, you just got up. That's what, right? Well, anyways. There are a lot and I mean A LOT of flies going around the village at this time. See? Take a good look, Link.

(Link takes another good view at the village and finds-)

Navi 1: HEY!

Navi 2: LISTEN!

Navi 3: LOOK!

Navi 4: WATCHOUT!

(Repeats for a quadrillion minutes)

Link: (Wow.)

Zelda: *sigh* I just wish you could remember where you've hidden that Bug Catching Net. Well, I gotta get going! Bye!

To be continued