The Bunker/Episodes/Season 12: Bunker Clues 4: School Time

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Intros
(behind curtains)

Gaepora: (turns on radio) Okay ready to sing our song? ACF?

ACF: Yeah!

Gaepora: Faves?

Faves3000: Kthanks.

Gaepora: Everyone else?

Everyone: Yeah!

Narrator: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. We now present the start of..... THE BUNKER!

(the lights turn on, revealing the stage with a claw (ala the U2 360° Tour) and a spectra chrome version of Comp's Bunker logo, the curtains raise, lasers go off, and indoor fireworks go off, revealing the Bunker gang)

Greatness The NightWing: (singing) The villains, they're really bad, they make us really, really mad...

ACF: (singing) But we have found a special place

Mimitchi33: (singing) It's got a silver pot and golden vase.

Yakko: (singing) We are brave and we won't cry, and will never ever, ever die.

Master ventus: (singing) We're staying here until cause it's cool... The Bunker is ready, let's go shut the door.

(another blast of indoor fireworks go off)

Everyone: (singing) And don't forget we have a name, and we've been on for 12 seasons!

4th wall: (cracks) Ugh.......

Geapora: La La La La La La La La (humming)

Everyone: (singing) We're called the Bunker, us together friend until the end, the Bunker us together, together with our friends.

Everyone: We're called the Bunker, us together friend until the end, the Bunker us together battle to the end..

(music changes to a euro disco/Italio disco tune ala Woodpeckers from Space by Video Kids)

Narrator: Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for the rookies!

(Mimitchi33, SunsetShimmerFan, Greatness The NightWing, and Shiny9875 run around on the stage)

Greatness: Go! Go! Go! We're gonna take over the show!

Mimitchi33: Go! Go! Go! Become obese and go to the bathroom all day!

Everyone: Mimitchi!

Mimitchi33: Sorry....

Shiny: Go! Go! Go! Send the shiny Pokemon all around the land!

SunsetShimmerFan: Go! Go! Go! And go to the holding cell!

(music suddenly changes to a more softer and sadder tune)

The rookies: (singing) Those Utah Plains out there, they provide us with comfort and more, but we need more to this, get ready for the break!

4th Wall: (cracks) FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

(epic piano, violin, and oboe instrumental)

(back to normal music)

(Everyone sings again)

Everyone: (singing) We're called the Bunker, us together friends until the end, the Bunker us together, together with our friends.

Everyone: (singing) We're called the Bunker, us together together friends until the end, the Bunker, oh yeah, the Bunker friends until the end. We'll go mad in the plains....

CompliensCreator00: (Singing) And remember also... that I stole the big ben!

4th Wall: (breaks) I quit....

Everyone: We're called the Bunker, we're the best fighting to the test, were gonna do our best with... The Bunker.

(Logo comes up)

Bingbang32: Hey wait for me!

(Fade to start of episode)

Steve: (opens door) Ohhai! Come on in! (slams door shut)



Steve: (standing with Inspector Carmelita Fox, Investor X (another character played by Steve Burns), and Mina Beff) What should we do for school.

Blue: (beams in from offscreen and comes up to camera) BOW MOTHA *puts her pawprint on the screen*

Steve: BunkercluesyeahIneedanotebook.

Investor X: I'm off to find a another show (walks toward wall and slams into it) Ow.

(Steve runs offscreen)

Steve: Here's the notebook!



'''STILL MORE PRODUCT PLACEMENT BUY HEY! WE GOT JOE'S BLUE U NOTEBOOK!'''

Steve: To play Blue's Clues we got to find three...

Offscreen audience (which is actually the cast and crew using their regular speaking voices): Pawprints!

Steve: Pawprints! One, two three! And those are our...

Offscreen audience: Clues!

Steve: Our clues?

Offscreen audience: Our clues!

Steve: Then we put them in our...

Offscreen audience: Notebook!

Steve: Cause they're Blue's Clues, Blue's Clues! You know what to do! Sit down in our thinking chair and think......... think............ think.

Blue: Bow bow bow bow bow bow bow bow bow

Steve: Cause when we use our minds and take a step at a time we can do...

Blue: Bow?

Steve: Anything...

Blue: Bub-BOW!

Steve: That we wanna do! *does jazz hands and song ends* Now to find some Bunker Clues! *runs offscreen*

(cut to the kitchen, as Steve walks in, he then stops and sees Investor X using a Con-Air Neon Brights see-through phone from the 90's)

Steve: Hi Investor X!

Investor X: Why hello! I am hacking the Kling-Klang Studio with this phone! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (holds up receiver, which has a clue on it)

Offscreen audience: A clue!

Steve: A juice?

Offscreen audience: No a clue you fing idiot!

Steve: (realizes) A CLUE! You know the drill, handydandynotebookyeah (pulls out the Blue U notebook)

Offscreen audience: HANDY DANDY NOTEBOOOOOOOK!

Steve: Yeah! (he takes out the dry-erase crayon (which looks like a pencil), but stops) Nice crayon! (Opens up to first-page on notebook).

(Cut to the page, as Steve draws the receiver)

Steve: So, a telephone receiver. We draw a rectangle, then add two squares. And there, a receiver!

(cut to Steve holding the notebook)

Steve: So what does our class want with...... a totally 90's telephone.

(a instrumental version of Kraftwerk's "It's More Fun to Compute" plays)

(clue goes back into notebook and music fades out)

Steve: We better find some more Bunker Clues! (runs off)