Apple cinnamon pie recipe! =D GEE!

OK, so you need 700000 pounds of cinnamon, a pie crust, and 49903902 apples. First, you mash up the apples, then you mash up the cinnamon. mix them together put it in a pie crust and then set in microwave at 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 degrees celsius. Put it in for 99494894948490834 hours and voila! A perfect pie. Eat it up. Serves 1.