How To Make Good Shows Bad/Trouble Twins


 * Jennie and Linnie swear every few lines, with all swears being uncensored.
 * The show is made in 2016 with poorly rendered CGI graphics.
 * The theme song is a terrible instrumental cover of Everything Is Awesome that is played on a toy saxophone.
 * Both Jennie and Linnie are hardcore fans of Teddy Ruxpin, Cinderella, Strawberry Shortcake, Popples, Baby Alive, Cabbage Patch Kids and My Little Pony.
 * The show is a rip-off of both Good Luck Charlie and Full House.
 * Add anachorisms to the series.
 * Have it be aimed at 6-15 year olds.
 * The series has a pilot movie that is shown in theaters.
 * Have it take place in a modern-day universe instead of the 80's, meaning that there is modern-day technology like iPhones, iPads, laptop computers, and flat-screen TVs.
 * As a response to people complaining about the Jennie and Linnie swearing despite being 7 year olds, there's an episode called "Trouble Twins Viewer Mail", which addresses the issue of parents letting their children watch a family-unfriendly show. This episode starts off with Linnie reading complaints from viewers of the show. In response, Linnie does a hypothetical episode of the show to explain that the show would not be as good as it is if it was aimed at children.
 * It is a Saturday Morning cartoon complete with a talking animal sidekick.
 * Jennie and Linnie's mother is a lazy person who smokes, eats chips, and watches TV all the time. She also doesn't care about her daughters and only keeps them to make her look an idol neighbor.
 * BONUS: She is almost always high on weed.
 * Jennie's catchphrase is "Duh!".
 * Linnie's catchphrase is "That's not right!".
 * Have Gaumont Animation produce it and make it a ripoff of F Is For Family, with Jennie in Kevin's role, Linnie in Bill's role and Matilda in Maureen's role.
 * Matilda's voice is spoken in an awful falsetto that makes viewers' ears bleed.
 * Emmy's jokes are based on pop culture references and occasional toilet humor.
 * In one episode, Matilda turns into a swamp monster that looks like something out of Planet 9 From Outer Space.
 * It is produced by the same company that made Captain N The Game Master.