Shitpost (TV series)/Unikitty and Puppycorn's Bogus Adventure

Unikitty and Puppycorn's Bogus Adventure is the 6th episode of the third season of Shitpost, and is the 48th episode overall.

Premise
In this 30-minute special, Unikitty and Puppycorn are ejected from the Mancave Council, and Raymond drives them and the cast to Heaven to get them readmitted by God, since he ultimately determines who is or isn't part of the Mancave Council. But when Raymond takes a wrong turn, they end up having a rest stop at an intergalactic casino, and Master Frown gambles away his 50-seating Ferrari. Saraline, Unikitty, Puppycorn and Ansi pretend to be members of an alien tribe in an attempt to get it back, and are sent to embark on a vision quest to prove their heritage, giving the four of them an opportunity to bond.

Script
(Open on: an outside view of the back window of the mancave's office, where Unikitty and Puppycorn are doing taxes drawing pictures with crayons.)

(UNIKITTY rises from her seat and begins to sing.)

UNIKITTY: (singing, upbeat) What a great day! Wouldn't have it any other way! Sometimes I wonder why, others would rather die! Wouldn't have it any other way on this fine, grand day! Come on, Little Bro! Let's shout!

UNIKITTY AND PUPPYCORN: (in unison) HOORAY!

UNIKITTY: (singing, upbeat) Life is marvelous and totally not boring, (normal voice) It's 1 AM and I can hear Richard snoring. (singing voice) I'm here in my office with my Lil' Bro, Oh, woah, wooooah!

This is everything that I could ever ask for, Except maybe Satan, that son of a whore. Other than that bore, there is way much more, To be happy about!

I keep the mancave in order, Keep immigrants out our border, We're being stalked by a hoarder, But other than that, everything is awesome and so much more!

(UNIKITTY raises her arms and the camera cuts to above her, and slowly zooms out as she shouts.)

UNIKITTY: (Prolonged) MY LIFE IS FREAKIN' SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!

(UNIKITTY sits back in her seat happily and grabs some crayons, stopping them from rolling off her desk.)

UNIKITTY: I'm gonna draw you a beautiful paper bird!

(The GOD-MONITOR behind UNIKITTY begins to turn on and glitch out for 3 seconds.)

PUPPYCORN: What in the name of our Christian God?

(The GOD-MONITOR then shows GOD fiddling with it briefly before he sits down.)

UNIKITTY: (happily) GOD!! HIIIII!!!

(UNIKITTY rises from her chair, revealing the monitor of the computer on her desk, which shows that she has been browsing r/nosleep on Reddit.)

GOD: (deadpan) Unikitty and Puppycorn, I regret to inform you both that you have been ejected from Mancave Council. I am in the process of finding two individuals to replace you.

PUPPYCORN: (worried) Why!?

GOD: The both of you set awful examples for your fellow mancavers.

UNIKITTY: But that doesn't matter! We NEVER abused our powers, though! At least we're not doing that, God!

GOD: Correct, and I'm proud of you for not doing so. However, the both of you, from what it seems, would much rather draw paper animals than actually set things straight. Unikitty, your annoying bisexual doomlord husband was nearly set on fire, and you did nothing.

UNIKITTY: Well, I had no idea he was burning!

GOD: Probably because you never leave the downstairs office.

UNIKITTY: I have a life outside of this job, you know!