User blog:Rhythm Thief/Veganism is getting out of hand

So for dinner tonight, I was having fajitas. The restaurant I ordered it from messed up my order. I asked for a veggie fajita, but they gave me one with beef and chicken. I nearly took a bite but my vegan senses triggered, because I totally did not find out only after taking a bite. So after that, I put it down on the counter and called the restaurant to complain. After just a few rings, I noticed something odd happening. I turned around, the fajita manifested into a living being! It came with arms and legs which allowed it to walk. It also greatly grew in size, which made it scarier than ever. It shot out streams of sour cream, I dodged and took out my keyblade and almost jabbed the fajita with it. I stopped myself though, since the fajita too now counted as a living being, therefore I could not kill it. I had no idea what to do, I was trying to think but I should have been paying attention instead. The fajita pushed me over and started giving great damage to me. With my HP nearly depleted, I just gave in and jabbed the fajita with my keyblade. It screamed and bleed out salsa all over. It disassembled, and released all it's contents. I was now drowning in chicek and steak. It looked like the end, as the spirit of the fajita controlled the chicken and steak, trying to feed it to me. As chicken was being jammed down my throat, it touched my uvula, causing me to throw up all over. The fajita got disgusted and put itself back together, and then made a run for it.

I will fight to be a vegan no matter what, but things are getting tough.