The RNW Hunger Games - Catching Fire

The year is One-Gazillion. You lay in the ashes of a former-cornucopia full of prosperous supplies that could be used to easily survive in a dangerous wild area. A mine was set off, and the entire group of teenagers all guarding these sacred supplies were all blown into bloody confetti. You slowly stand up, covered in dirt and blood, as your slight distance from the blast caused you to live slightly longer. A cannon goes off. You have won the Hunger Games. You are the last one surviving. A helicopter flies above you and lets down a claw. You are grabbed and placed into a hospital. You are healed by the skilled doctors and you are returned to your district, still mentally scarred from the games. Then, a few weeks later, you get a direct message from the President of this extremely correct country.

"lol u think u can get out that easy u little sh*t"

Introducing... RNW Hunger Games - Catching Fire
President Snow's deadly spree is continuing. He planned the extremely deadly 74th Hunger Games. He designed the new Youtube layout. He decided to have some fun, and instead of killing random kids this time, he'll kill people who killed other random kids. He picks up everybody who won the past games to go into this brand new ultra-even-more violent ones, so he picks out:
 * Mochlum
 * AwesomeCartoonFan01
 * add your name

Mochlum
Moch: What is worse, watching Honey Boo Boo or the president say what kids are being murdered this year?

Honey Boo Boo: hey yall wanna see mah go-go daaance wi-

Moch: Okay, I'll go with kids dying. (changes channel)

President Snow: AND THE WINNER IS... everybody who just won before.

Moch: Oh great, how could I be any less lucky?

(Moch's girlfriend walks in)

Moch's GF: I'm breaking up with you.

Moch's Boss: You're fired.

Moch's Tax Collector: You're in debt.

Moch's mom: You were always my least favorite.

TLC exec: Moch, you're hired to be a guest star in the new episode of Honey Boo Boo! And it is required by the Capital.

Moch: Sh*t, it happened.

(guards walk in and carry out Moch)

Guard: TO THE TRAIN!