Talk:How to Get Arrested/@comment-2189621-20120814184201

.*Eats baracks cheetos**edits strict wiki**Calls president and says he smells funny then yells RAWR*Obama.*pours unholy water on self**Kills finn**kills wheaties**stabs PBJ toast**eats waffles*WASABI AND CHICKEN WINGS KILLING CUCUMBERS FROM CANADA DAT SMELL LIKE BROCOLI!*imitates 5 people you're forbidden to imitate**touches the desk**enters mall**becomes a rat**becomes sonic and runs on road**Never gets off com**steals cosmic from president**adds own idea**drops melon from top of Statue of librety**becomes lians noom*pants*chews meal loudly**Shoots with said gun*poop. I'M REEEAAADDDYYY!!!!*laughs like patrick**arrests random cop**resets all edits so it leaves my first edit when I hated the wiki**hugs klasky*...I'm in huge trouble, aren't I?