A Talk With The Secretary of Night

Secretary: Name? Mumfie: Yes! Secretary: What do you mean, "Yes"? Mumfie: Yes, I have a name! Secretary of Night: Then what is it? Mumfie: Mumfie. Secretary: Occupation? Mumfie: Elephant! Secretary: Don't you mean "spy"? Mumfie: No! Secretary: LIAR! Mumfie: I don't tell lies. And anyone who says I do is a liar himself.