Garlic's New Job

After he epically failed at saving people from Zombies, he went on to different jobs!

Deodorant


Many people don't believe this, but garlic smells pretty good. Wearing it each day would be epic!

Stopping Production of another Twilight


He is suckish against zombies. But against vampires, he's KRYPTONITE. Suggesting Twilight is about vampires, it's reasonable that just in case they try to make another, or a crappy fanfic, Garlic will be there.