Q&A Garfield's Style

Garfield: Good day everyone this is Garfield the cat here to talk to you today about

(Buck Denver walks in)

Buck: Wait a minute what ever you do don't talk about food or being a lazy cat. Ok go.

Garfield: Ummmmmmm...........ok this is wierd but lets talk about the soul of TV.

(Porky Pig walks in)

Porky: Oh hi w-w-w-would you like to meat Hunter

Garfield: Um ok sure

Porky: Ok. Hunter here boy

(A dog (aka Hunter) walks in)

Hunter: Woof woof!

Garfield: Oh no. Hunter is a dog!

Porky: Oh yes I was just selling him for some magic beans

Garfield: Magic beans? But thats Jack & the Bean Stalk!

Porky: Porky. Porky & the Bean Stalk.

Garfield: Sure have it your way. Porky & the Bean Stalk. But what good is this dog anyway?

Porky: Oh hes a funny dog & he can jump. Look I'll show you. Go Hunter jump. Jump you stupid dog jump!

Hunter: Woof woof woof woof (jumps high in the sky) WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!

Porky: There he goes heading to the moon.

Garfield: Oh boy. Now listin pig can you get out of here so I can talk about TV?

Porky: O-o-o-o-o-ok. Bye.

(Porky leaves)

Garfield: Ok now about TV it vews stuff like SpongeBob, Simpsons, Looney Tunes & of course ME!!!! Now why TV is important is that..............

(Roger Rabbit walks in)

Roger: Because it vews epicness like the Wiley Coyote & Road Runner shorts. Wiley Coyote is a funny guy!

Garfield: Why the (bleep) is everyone interupting me!!!!?????

Roger: P-p-p-p-please. Don't cuss. I just was never involved on the Random-ness wiki before.

Garfield: Oh boy. Anyhoo I think its time for.........

Announcer: Big Questions w/ Garfield Cat!

Garfield: Yes! Now todays question is...............AM I IMPORTANT OR NOT!!!!!!! I mean look how popular Toy Story came to be. Buzz Lightyear is like......sooooooooooooooooo epic!

Roger: Wait. I hear something.

Garfield: Shut up & go play Ms. Pac-Man!!!!!

Roger: It sounds like a dog falling out of the sky.

Garfield: Good grief! Its Hunter & hes returned from the moon!

(Hunter lands on Garfield)

Hunter: Woof woof!

Roger: Ohhhhhhhhhh nice doggy. Come on home w/ me.

(Roger & Hunter leave)

Garfield: Is it my turn finaly?

(Odie walks in)

Odie: Woof woof!

Garfield Aw man its Odie.

(Odie licks Garfeild)

Garfield: Thats it if I can't have my own Q&A then I don't want to be here!!!!!!!!! (runs out sobbing)

Odie: Woof?

(Phineas walks in)

Phineas: Whats w/ him?

THE END.