Meet Zom B. Zarcool

Zommy Beatrice Zarcool or Zom B. Zarcool, as she likes to be called, is a zombie. Everyone thinks her name is cool, but she doesn't get why. She messes up alot and needs a bath. SHE IS HUNGRY FOR CHICKEN! AND FOR KOOOOOOOOOOKIES! She doesn't like her middle name so she changed it to B. THAT SOUNDS FAMILIAR TO A STUPID FIRST-GRADER BOOK I ONCE READ... I can't think of the name. Isn't it July B. Jones or May B. Jones. That sounded like "maybe Jones". Maybe it IS Jones. Indiana Jones. He is pretty cool. I'm getting off topic. COMMENT OR ELSE I WILL... um.... ORDER ZOM TO ATTACK YOU! Her fraternal family are not monsters SO IT SUCKS!

Family

 * Monnie Ster Zarcool or Mon Ster Zarcool, is Zommy's mother.
 * Creatie Ur Zarcool or Creat Ur Zarcool, is Zommy's father.
 * Bea Ists Zarcool or um... Bea Ists Zarcool I guess... is Zom's fraternal grandmother.
 * Allen N. Zarcool or Ally N. Zarcool is Zom's fraternal grandfather.
 * Norm Al Aintcool or um... Norm Al Aintcool I guess... is Zom's maternal grandfather.
 * Huma Enz Aintcool or um... Huma Enz Aintcool I guess... is Zom's maternal grandmother.