MMMMMystery Own Teh Fwendsh1t Ezpress

This is a crappily-named parody of the MLP episode "MMMystery on the Friendship Express"

Things That Went DOOOOWN in This Episode
Pinkie Pie: *Hugs the MMMM* OH, MMMM, I THINK YOU'RE SMEXY

Mr. and Mrs. Cake: ...um thanks?

Pinkie: YOU'RE WELCOME, MMMM

Mr. Cake: Um, Pinkie, we're right here.

Pinkie: *Looks at the Cakes* Oh I didn't notice you there!

Mrs. Cake: Um, yeah, you're supposed to transport it to Canterlot.

Pinkie: Oh yeah.

Applejack: I'm sorry, but we need to get a move on. I don't think Big Macintosh can hold up much longer.

Big Mac: *grunt*

Pinkie: Oh, come on! He hasn't been carrying it for long.

Big Mac: ...eeyup.