Navy Sagwa

What in the name of the Emperor did you just say about me, you sleeve dog? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Foolish Magistrate's youth feline calligraphy program, and I've written the commands for numerous secret raids on the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom, and I have written over 300 scrolls. I am trained in multi-language calligraphy and I'm the top calligrapher feline in Asia. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision calligraphy the likes of which has never been seen before in this part of China, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me through the scroll deliveries? Think again, sleeve dog. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of calligraphy cats across China and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out your status as the favorite pet of the palace. You're so dead, dog. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can write calligraphy in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my tail. Not only am I extensively trained in Chinese calligraphy, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Foolish Magistrate's calligraphy department and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable face out of China, you sleeve dog. If only you could have known what anti-cat retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your jaw. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you mean sleeve dog. I will rain ink all over you and you will drown in it. You're so dead, sleeve dog.