Randomness the fifty-first

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I'm insanely bored right now.

I've been yelled at TWO DAYS IN A ROW by dentists!

=(

Oh, well.

It's Christmas Eve Eve!

Well, you're probably not reading this today.

So

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND TO ALL A GOOD YEAR!

(THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE TARGET AT CHRISTMAS TO SAVE!)

Have you seen that commercial?

I love it!

But it's not as good as the AT&T commercial where the guy is like "Did you know you're wearing size 28 pants?" and then his button breaks off and hits the flowerpot.

However, that isn't the best commercial ever.

There are two best commercials ever.

The first one was for a vacuum cleaner. It was at this fictional restaurant called "Flor" where the floor is so clean you can eat off of it. Everyone's eating and stuff, and then a guy walks over to these two people who are eating fries off the floor and says "Gazpacho?" and he pours it straight on the floor.

The second one was for a Hallmark Card Organizer. This mom is sitting there organizing her cards, and this little kid walks up to her and says, "Got any 'sorry's?" She says, "Like an apology?" The kid says,"You know, like when you did something...wrong?" The camera pans to another little boy, who has a reverse mohawk.

OMG THOSE ARE SO FUNNY!!!!!!