Q&A Pac-Man's Style

Pac-Man: Hi. My name is Pacman & I am here to talk about some cool stuff here. Its all good here without those ghosts chasing me so joining me today is Mr. Wiley Coyote.

(Wiley walks in)

Wiley: Hello my good Pacman what are u doing.

Pacman: I'm looking 4 something random to do.

(Road Runner runs in)

Road: Meep-meep! Hi Wiley what are you doing?

Wiley: Ask Pacman

Road: Pacman? (looks at PM) PACMAN! Hows it going dude!

Pacman: Okkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

Road: I got a good one for u guys. What kind of food can you see? (snickers)

Pacman: Uh Road we can see

Road: SEA FOOD! HAHAHAHA! GET IT?

(Wiley drops anval on Road)

Road: Ow. That hurts like the dickens!

Wiley: Shut up bird!

(Tech walks in)

Tech: Oh hey bro whats going on?

Wiley: Oh no not you again! (Pulls lever that flings Tech out of here) Your not random enghough!

Pacman: Wiley lets just tell jokes ok.

Wiley: No! I have a better idea! Lets watch a movie of us. Pacman you go 1st buddy.

Pacman: Ok. I want to tell you about how the ghosts tried to kidnap the presentent of Pac-World.

thumb|left|300px|The 1st episode of [[Pac-Man.]]

{C Road: Why was it the yellow house instead of the white house?

Pacman: ITS PAC-WORLD!

Road: OMG!

(Spongebob walks in)

Road: SpongeBob what are you doing here?

SpongeBob: I wanted to sing you a little song!

thumb|300px|left|The Campfire Song Song

Road: What kind of a song is that! That ant no campfire song you turkey sponge!

(Spongebob drops a safe on Road)

Spongebob: Well guys bye. I got to go feed Gary!

Pacman & Wiley: Bye SpongeBob

Road: Ow!

Wiley: Ow is right.

Road: I'm gunna ninja kick you Wiley!

(Road & Wiley start ninja fighting)

Pacman: STOP! Did WB even let you guys ninja fight ever!

Wiley: Only one in this.

thumb|300px|left|From the new Looney Tunes Show

Road: And like always I always win. (grins evily)

Wiley: Darn it Road! I hate you!

Pacman: Guys calm down. Why don't you guys just get along!

Wiley: Do you realy want to know Pacman? I'm a coyote & he's a roadrunner & coyotes eat those birds!



Pacman: Well did WB ever harm Road at all?

Road: Acctully I got ran over in Tiny Toon Adventures How I Spent My Vacation: The Movie.

Wiley: You did? PROVE IT!

thumb|300px|left|From the [[Tiny Toon Adventures movie.]]

Wiley: (starts crying) I should have been there to eat you!

(The wole room starts flooding w/ Wiley's tears)

Pacman: Oh come on. Don't cry. It will be fine.

Wiley: Are you sure?

Pacman: Sure as sure

(Ms. Pac-Man walks in)

Ms.: Whats going on in here Pacy?

Pacman: Were just being a gand.

Road: Yes just hanging out Ms. Pac.

Pacman: Want to join us dear?

Ms: No thanks honey you go ahead. (leaves)

Pacman: So Wiley. Have you & Road played my game before?

Wiley: Lots. This one didnt go so well but please enjoy.

thumb|300px|left|Made by MrJoshbumstead himself

Pacman: You cussed?

Wiley: It was an accedent but Josh bleeped it out. But still Road beated me!

Road: Meep meep!

Wiley: A'll MEEP MEEP you here in a minute!

Pacman: Calm down!

(Homer Simpson walks in)

Homer: (looking at Pacman) Ohhhh a donut!

Pacman: NO I'M PACMAN HELP!

(Road pecks Homer)

Homer: D'OH! WHY YOU LITTLE)

(Homer strangles Road then leaves)

Road: This is going crazy!

Wiley: Ya lets get out of here.

(Road & Wiley leave)

Pacman: No guys come back no (crying)

Ms: What happend.

Pacman: Evryone left!

Ms: Its fine Pacy

Pacman: I know.



(The next day)

Pacman: Hey guys I found you & I want to tell you something I never told you before.

Road: What?

Pacman: I had my own ceareal brand back in the early 80's.

Wiley: YOU DID?! WHAT?!

Pacman: Yes guys see for yourselves

thumb|300px|left|A 1984 Pacman cereal add

Road: That was radical.

Pacman: Did you guys have your own cearal

Wiley: We stared in a ceareal add but we didnt have our own ceareal.

Pacman: Well coyote lets see it.

Wiley: Ok its a Honey Nut one.

Road: Youll love it my good Pacman.

thumb|300px|left|A 1983 Add (I think) starring Road & Wiley.

Pacman: Wow cool

Road: Yes its cool

(Calamity Coyote walks in)

Calamity: Uncle Wiley I need your help!

Wiley: What?

Calalmity: Its Phineas. He got a splinter!

Wiley: A SPLINTER! (crying) Why? Why? WWWWHHHHHHYYYYYYY!!!!!??????

Cal: Uncle calm down its easy to do.

(Wiley & Cal walk over to P&F)

Ferb: Its just in there.

Phinn: It hurts Mr. Wiley sir take it off!

Wiley: Easy does it. (pulls splinter off Phinn)

Phinn: Thanks Wiley! Come on Ferb lets go visit Q*Bert.

Wiley: (to Pacman) Who's Q*Bert?

Pacman: Hes a video game star from the 80's.

Wiley: Did he have his own cartoon like you did Pacman?

Pacman: Yes it was part of the Saturday Supercade take a look.

thumb|300px|left|YES ITS REAL!!!!

Wiley: Oh ya Q*Bert you & him saved my life in that one video MrJoshbumstead made.

Road: He needs to controll the language there!

Wiley: HEY AT LEASTS ITS CENSORED!

Pacman: Guys calm down ok.

Road: Why wasnt your cartoon in the Supercade Pacman?

Pacman: The Supercade was a show not a tornament. Hanna Barbera has my show single because I'm the best video game ever!

(Mario walks in)

Mario: HEY!!!!

Pacman: Your cool to Mario!

(Mario leaves)

(Cookie Monster walks in)

Cookie: (looking at Pacman) COOKIE!!!!!

Pacman: OH NO! I'M NOT A COOKIE!

(Drops anvile on Cookie)

Cookie: Ow. (walks off)

Wiley: What the (bleep) was that for!? (Road looking at Wiley mad) Oh sorry Road I didnt mean to say that.

Road: Well at least I don't polish my fingernails!

Wiley: Hey!

Road: Fingernails fingernails fingernails!

Wiley: You don't even have fingernails!

(SpongeBob walks in)

SpongeBob: Are you stealing the lines from my show bub?!

Road: NO!

(SpongeBob leaves)

Wiley: Woah man that did not go as ecpected.

Pacman: What is wrong w/ you guys?

Road: Nothing we are just trying to make epic randomness Pacman!

Pacman: Ok.

Wiley: Well what now?

Road: Idk.

Wiley: I just need to know Road if dinorsours still exest.

Road: The dumb kids one Barney once did

Wiley: Then what happend?

Road: I killed him.

Wiley: What?

Road: I killed Barney

Wiley: Uh why?

Road: He sued Phill Visher for doing Veggietales & made him leave.

Pacman: OMG!

Road: I know. But it was sort of a good thing or else Whats In the Bible with Buck Denver would have never been made! I LOVE THAT SHOW!?

Pacman & Wiley: ME TOO!

(PS: I Hate Barney & Friends)

Pacman: Also there is a show about me coming in 2012.

Road: Another show?

Pacman: Yes in my high school days. Watch & learn

(Road gets binoculars & Wiley gets a note pad & pin)

thumb|300px|left|An upciming TV show in 2012.

Road: & its in CGI.

Pacman: Yep. I like how inn The new LT's show you guys are CGI

Wiley: We were also GCI in theaters. The cartoons were Coyote Falls, Fur of Flying & Rapid Rider.

Road: We wernt allowed to talk as always.

Wiley: I was only allowed to speak at WB in modern times like when I was w/ Bugs Bunny. Take a look.

thumb|300px|left|Wiley's battle agents Bugs.

Pacman: That was so epic man!

Road: But like always he looses

Wiley: Shut up you crazy bird!

(Q*Bert walks in)

Road: Aw man. Its Q*Bert!

Q*Bert: Hey guys how is it going.

Pacman: Good dude.

Road: GET OUT OF HERE YOU DUMB ORANGE BOOGER!



Pacman: What?

Road: I don't like Q*Bert!

Q*Bert: But...

(Road drops safe on Q*Bert)

(Q*Bert swears)

Road: See what I mean!

Q*Bert: But...

Road: MEEP MEEP!

(Road chases Q*Bert off the screen)

Pacman: Road just can't stop being such a wierd bird!

Wiley: I know.

(The next day)

Pacman: Were is Road?

Wiley: You know the day I finaly went outside my fathers house I 1st saw the tasty Roadrunner & chased him for so long. I HAD A NEMISIS SENCE I WAS BORN!

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Wiley: (Singing) My nema nema. Were is he anyway

Road: I'M BACK!

{C Road: I chased Q*Bert all the way home!

Wiley: Road somethings wrong w/ you.

Road: No

Wiley: Yes

Road: No

Wiley: YES!

Pacman: Guys no arguing on the random-ness wiki. Well get kicked out of here you know!

(Clyde walks in)

Pacman: Clyde? What are you doing here?

Clyde: Hiya Muchy I just was taking a stroll on my way to Tetris land.



Pacman: What do you need?

Clyde: Try this 7up I think you'll love it!

Road: NO PAC-MAN DON'T!

Pacman: Ok (drinks 7up) This dosnt taste like 7up. Ummmmmmmmmmmm...........

Clyde: Of corse not its poised. (turns blue)

Road: Huh? Why did he turn blue?

Clyde: I'll take care of you later feathered breek!

Road: (gasps) Well I.........

Pacman: No Clyde you are blue.

Clyde: You mean the 7up was a power pellet?!

Pacman: Yes. (eats Clyde)

(Clydes eyes float away)

Pacman: (buuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppppppp!) Ah better out than in I always say.

(Road laughs)

Wiley: (thinking) Imbicals. (talking) You guys need to calm down. Here let this help you calm down.

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Pacman: Was that Chuck Jones'es final Road Runner film?

Wiley: Yes

Road: Meep-meep. We a'nt getting no were what this needs is a song.

Pacman: SpongeBob sang us The Campfire Song Song erlier

Road: That was a long time ago. We need a song. To much talking going on! This isnt The Brave Little Toaster.

Pacman: No I guess it isnt.

Road: Then think of a song go!

Pacman: Hmmmmmm. How about Bohemian Rhapsody?

Road: (blblblblblp) Meep meep awsome!

Wiley: Ok

Road: They sing this at one point in the film Waynes World. It was epic.

(Phineas, Ferb, Calamity, Beeper, SpongeBob & Patrick walk in)

thumb|300px|left|Sing along

Road: (singing) GET UP COME ON GET DOWN W/ THE SICKNESS! GET UP COME ON GET...

Wiley: STOP SINGING!

Road: (singing) Aw-a-a-a-a!

(anvil falls on Road)

Wiley: I warned you

Road: Ow.

Phineas: That was a good song guys

Patrick: The brown wolf sounded like he was falling over.

Wiley: I am not a wolf! I am a coyote!

Patrick: Uhhhhhhhhhhhh............

Wiley: Dum old Patrick.

SpongeBob: Hey do not insult us! I'm the king of Nickalodian. My show is way better than Dora the Explorer!

Patrick: You tell him SpongeBob!

Wiley: Shut up Patrick.

Patrick: Whatever Mr. Wolf

Wiley: I'M A COYOTE!!!!!1

(SpongeBob & Patrick laugh)

Wiley: SHUT THE (bleep) UP!

Road: WILEY DON'T SAY THAT ITS A BAD WORD!

Wiley: I know it is but I couldnt help myself!!!!!!

(all exept for Pacman arguing)

Pacman: STOP IT!

Beeper: Oops.

Calamity: Grrrrrr.

Pacman: This is the random-ness wiki for chomp sakes lets just be random.

(Calamity & Phineas start crying)

Calamity: Me Beeper & the 2 bros. were just trying to shut them up.

Phinn: Ya (blows nose on Beepers tail)

Beeper: Ahhhhhh (yanks tail away) give me that you doofus.

Phinn: (gets mad) Come on Ferb. Lets get out of here

(PnF leave w/ SpongeBob & Patrick)

Wiley: This is getting wierd as the old west.

Pacman: I had an adventure in the west before in this cartoon.

thumb|300px|left|The best one made

Road: That Dinky seems so braty.

Wiley: I agree w/ you.

Pacman: Ya

Cal: Thank heavans Dinky isnt my bro. cause he annoys me a lot. ITS MADDNESSS!

Beeper: In your face Calamity. (blows rasberry) Meep Meep! (runs off)

Cal: I'm sure SpongeBob could handle Dinky well.

Wiley: Yes nefew he could.

Road: Lets just look at me & Wiley in 3D now.

Pacman: Ok Road. Show us a vid.

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Road: Whoever filmed that episode on YT his son sure was cracking up.

Cal: Yes.

Pacman: Nateraly

Wiley: That short is featured w/ the 2 other 3D shorts & the one we watched earlier Chariots of Fur in the new LT's DVD Road Runner & Wile E. Coyote Supergeniues Highjinks.

Pacman: Cool

Cal: I wonder when the pizza will be here.

(Doorbell rings)

Cal: I'll get it.

(opens)

Sam-I-Am: Did someone order Green Pizza & Ice Cream?



Cal: Yes they are so good so good you see.

(Sam leaves)

Wiley: Are you sure about this?

Cal: Sure like Sam-I-Am says try them & you'll like them

(Wiley eats a pice of green pizza)

Wiley: Say I like Green Pizza & Ice Cream. Say lets acctully watch the Green Eggs & Ham TV cartoon should we?

Pacman: Well......................why not :)

thumb|300px|left|Some of the things are a little diffrent than the book

Road: Some of the things are a little diffrent from the book. And the guy sounds like Tigger.

Wiley: (barks) WHO CARES!

Road: Meep!

(Lac-Man (Pac-Mans evil bro.) walks in)

Lacman: Oh no its my big bro Pacman. Mother always did like Pacman the best (cries then growls) but one day I will rule the world! (laughs evily then leaves)

Cal: Who was that?

Pacman: My evil lil bro. Lacman. He used to work for Namco but he wanted to take my place so he got fired.

Road: Like how God kicked Satin out of heaven for being the same way.

Wiley: Then Lacman worked for WB but got fired to because of this.

(Looney Tunes cartoon shows on TV w/ Road [latend named as Beepus Speedus] getting chased by Wiley)

Road: (on screen) Meep-Meep! Meep-Meep!

(Wiley lated named as coyoteus funnyus)

(Lacman jumps in)

Lacman: PUT YOUR HANDS UP! I RUN THIS TOWN!

Wiley: This isnt a town its a desert.

Lacman: WHO CARES!

Wiley: What the heck are you doing in here you arnt even in this picture.

Lacman: So what. I got the job her at WB after Namco fired me!

Wiley: THIS IS MY CARTOON NOT YOURS!

Lacman: I don't care. (bleep)

Wiley: Don't you cuss at me bub!

Lacman: I can (bleep)ing cuss at you any (bleep)ing time!

Directer: Cut! Cut!

Lacman: What?

Directer: Lacman your fired!

Lacman: FIRED?!

Wiley: I warned you bub!

Lacman: (bleep)

(Road runs behind Lacman)

Road: MEEP-MEEP!

(Lacman jumps in the air & falls off a clif as the cartoon ends)



Wiley: (off screen) Now the guy works for Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc.

Road: Oh wow.

(SpongeBob & Gary walk in)

SpongeBob: Is that green ice cream? Can me & Gary have some?

Pacman: Sure thing SpongeBob

SpongeBob: OH BOY! (eats 3 bowls of ice cream) Your turn Gary (hands Gary a bowl of ice cream)

Gary: Meow (snifs) yuck its green!

Road: He can talk?

SpongeBob: Of course he can talk just not in the show like you.

Road: Oh

SpongeBob: Gary eat!

Gary: No its green.

thumb|300px|left|SpongeBob: (growls) GARY YOU ARE GUNNA EAT YOUR DESERT & YOU ARE GUNNA LIKE IT! (Laughs)

(Gary quikly eats)

SpongeBob: Good boy

Gary: Say I like it. I do I like Green Ice Cream!

Road: And its still Monday. Garfield hates Mondays for some reason.

SpongeBob: Huh. Well I feel.......

(SpongeBob's wife SpongeSue SquarePants walks in)

SpongeSue: When are you coming home for dinner?

SpongeBob: I'M TAKING CARE OF IT!

(Both & Gary leave)

Pacman: Why did you order pizza Calamity?

Cal: I love it. as you can see in this TTA episode

thumb|300px|left|Falling To Pizzas

Pacman: Cool

Road: Omg! Beeper got a pizza dilivery job?!

TO BE CONTENUED

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