Computero's Behavior Card Show: The Spyglass Pirate Gets Expelled

This is the first episode of Computero's Behavior Card Show.

Transcript

 * Computero Botbolt: Hello, this is Computero Botbolt. Today is Behavior Card Day. Lemme show you the cards.
 * Computero Botbolt: Here is the white card for example.
 * Spyglass Pirate: Oh, what do you know, it's just a stupid piece of paper.
 * Computero Botbolt: Zip it, Spyglass Pirate. The white card does nothing. Rainbow means you now have diploma and off to college. Red means you are off to 12th grade. Orange means you are off to 11th grade. Yellow means you are off 10th grade. Green means you are off 9th grade. Mint Green means you have 2 years off. Cyan means you have 1 year off. Blue means you have 6 months off. Light Pink means you have 1 month off. Normal Pink means you have 5 weeks off. Purple means you have 1 week off. Gray means you have no detention, just a talk after school. Sand-colored means you have detention for 5 minutes. Brown means you have detention for 1 day. Brick means you have detention for 1 month. Tounge-colored means you have detention for Detention for 3 months, then 3 more months at the person's house. Gun Metal means you have 1 day suspension. Dark Orange means you have 1 month suspension. Indigo means you have 5 month suspension. Now pay attention to this car This card is very pure evil. If you get black, you are now dead meat and you get expelled.
 * Computero Botbolt: Ok, I'm now gonna pass out the cards. So, here we are.
 * Rayman: Yay! I got a rainbow card!
 * Computero Botbolt: That's right, you are now gonna be in college! Go to the Almighty Loaf's office.

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