Random-ness Sins/Steamed Hams

MS undefinedEverything wrong with the only good meme of 2018: Steamed Hams! Final Sin Count: -315
 * 0:04 Seymour gives Chalmers incorrect directions for no reason other than a throwaway joke. (Ding)
 * 0:04 Also, why didn't Chalmers just use a GPS? (Ding)
 * 0:09 Luncheon. (Ding)
 * 0:12 Seymour somehow knew Chalmers would bring a drink, considering the ice bucket there. (Ding)
 * 0:16 Who makes a roast for lunch? (Ding)
 * 0:16 Also, it's burnt, but it just looks like a normal roast set on fire. (Ding)
 * 0:30 Seymour places his oven suit on the burning stove. That's likely what caused the house to be set ablaze. Idiot. (Ding)
 * 0:44 Seymour was not arrested for letting 4 kids get eaten by a snake. (Ding)
 * 0:46 (Gnid)
 * 0:58 Steam is light grey. That is cleary dark grey. Also, Steamed clams wouldn't make that much steam, even if it was light grey. (Ding)
 * 1:02 Also, who makes Steamed Clams in an oven? (Ding)
 * 1:07 Seymour not looking both ways before crossing the street. (Ding)
 * 1:07 Also, he was super lucky that only one customer was there at this time of day. (Ding)
 * 1:10 Fries? Even with the Steamed Hams excuse, he never explains the random fries thrown in, especially since he wasn't frying anything when Chalmers walked in. (Ding)
 * 1:15 Yes, the line is memorable, but nobody called it Steamed Hams before this episode. Chalmers shouldn't believe this bull. (Ding)
 * 1:43 Who patents a family-exclusive recipe? Especially if it's similar to other burgers? (Ding)
 * 1:49 This should be the point where Chalmers can easily strike down any lie of Seymour's. But... nope, he's still being stupid. (Ding)
 * 1:52 Also, the bite that Chalmers took out of the burger disappears instantly. Has Chalmers discovered the secret to ending world hunger? (Ding)
 * 2:03 That is the least convincing yawn I've ever heard. (Ding)
 * 2:12 Aurora Borealis is green, not orange, you idiot. (Ding)
 * 2:22 Chalmers actually believes that it's Aurora Borealis. (Ding)
 * 2:38 Seymour doesn't try to save his mother. First, he's a bad liar, now, he's an actual monster. (Ding)
 * Just kidding. There's nothing wrong with Steamed Hams. It's the best meme ever made lol. (Gnid x335)

Sentence: An unforgettable luncheon