A Piesome dream!

Boy: Who wants pie? Smosh Guy: SHUT UP! Boy: Since when were you here? Smosh Guy: SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP. Boy: Right, you speak shut up language. Smosh Guy: SHU- *magically disappears out of dream* Boy: Alright, everyone, who wants pie? *everyone runs up to me* *I hold out a 50-foot piece of pie, throw up in air, pie lands nowhere, stays in midair since in space* Boy: I wish I got a smaller piece of pie from Pie Hut. Smosh Guy: *randomly appears again* SHUT UP!