Talk:How To Make Good TV Shows Bad/@comment-2189621-20180318053607

Madi Shinx requested it, so here we go!
 * To start, this is another "How to make X things Y" page, so... No. *Dingx50*
 * What difference does the channel Rolie Polie Olie airing on make? *Ding*
 * "Screwy is a possesed[sic] white robot with drinking problems and a squeaky voice." So... Bender + Horat? *Ding*
 * "Each episode ends with them shooting something with a talking gun named Patty." Well, that's absurdly specific. *Ding*
 * What's with all the belly growl stuff on that section of the page? *Ding*
 * "And instead of going to space, they vomit fire and die." WHAT!? *Ding*
 * "Threw out" instead of throughout. *Ding*
 * "The episode is all about the myth that if you put Steve and Ludwig von Koopa in a microwave together with sprinkle covered poop, and a screw, they will fuse into a creature called a Screwy. Later in the episode, they find out the myth is wrong, and the "monster" is really a stupid white hexagon thing, who they find in a tree in the backyard." This whole part is a disaster omfl *Ding*
 * "Wait! That would be hilarious!" Then why didn't you remove it? *Ding*
 * "The characters' eyes sparkle" Great, now I have a VeggieTales anime thought stuck in my head. Screw you. *Ding*
 * Once again, what difference would VeggieTales being on Fox Kids make? *Ding*
 * LarryBoy being named Super Benny would just be a different name. How would that make the show bad? *Ding*
 * Honestly, the "Add toiler humor" thing shouldn't be on the page at all. That's too easy. *Dingx10*
 * "One word, cannibalism" Vorggietales? *Ding*
 * "Female screams are constantly heard" What about male screams? *Ding*
 * "And Knuckles." Oh no. *Ding*
 * "Insted" My inner Grammar freak is going bonkers. *Ding*
 * Why is there a bunch of "characters eating other characters" stuff in the "episodes" section? *Ding*
 * "About that part, that's cannibalism" Thanks, captain obvious. *Ding*
 * Is there even a reason for Version 2? Why not add the unique reasons on that part to the original? *Ding*
 * "OH WAIT THAT'D BE GOOD" Then remove it. *Ding*
 * "Have Rita Repulsa be replaced with Bianca" Which Bianca? The one from Pokémon? The one from Spyro? The one from something else? *Ding*
 * The show would still work pretty well in CGI. *Ding*
 * If only one season is produced, that'd make it a "one-season wonder", not a bad show. *Ding*
 * "EXTERMI-ELEPHANT!" *Ding*
 * "The Cybermen wear three-piece suits" Thanks for the mental imagery. And by "Thanks", I mean "Fuck you." *Ding*
 * "Have it air on Comedy Central at 3 AM" Okay, it says "3 AM", so it's a little better, but... *Sigh* Just add 20 sins so I don't have to add more sins for other-channel things. *Dingx20*
 * "See the Dragon Ball section" It's two goddamn words. That sentence was longer than the reason you were referring to. *Dingx5*
 * "Tubb is a duck instead of a frog" How would that make the entire show bad? *Ding*
 * "Stoopid Bath Toys!" Rubbadubbers directed by Heavy confirmed. *Ding*
 * "It is rated TV-MA-DLSV and aired on Comedy Central in 2007." "Uh, babysitter, my cloud's full of snow." Oh god, why did I say that? *Ding*
 * "Have them molest and rape Sploshy" What the actual fuck!? *Ding*
 * "Team Rocket's Meowth is girly" What'd be wrong with that? Unless they make fun of him constantly for being girly... *Ding*
 * "Meowth sings The Mine Song" That'd be pretty funny actually. "This Pikachu is mine!" *Ding*
 * "Make Squishy the Zygarde a creepy rat" That wouldn't make sense because Zygarde Core already has a definitive design. *Ding*
 * "Sun And Moon (the Alola anime)" Oh, thanks for elaborating. Thought it was the Sinnoh anime at first. *Ding*
 * TOO MANY BONUSES! *Ding*
 * "Prof. Kukui's catchphrase is 'My body is ready!'" I don't see anything wrong with that. That'd be funny, actually. *Ding*
 * Another extra section!? This does nothing but pad out the page! *Ding*
 * Speaking of which... Uh... *Looks at scrollbar* Oh god, we're nowhere near done. *Dingx5*
 * Why did you add the whole video instead of an image? *Ding*
 * "Have the characters interact with the audience every now and then" And that's a bad idea because...? *Ding*
 * Whomp. *Ding*
 * "Have the kids not even sounding like kids at all. "Could this mean they could sound like teens?" "Actually, they would sound like the elderly." Try to elaborate next time. *Ding*
 * So teaching people to be rude is somehow reverse slice-of-life? That doesn't really make sense. *Ding*
 * "Remove Beefy Bert" "That would probably make it better." "How come?" Who knows how long later, no answer. *Ding*
 * The Many Adventures of MegaToon1234 isn't a TV show. It's a "show", technically, but not a TV show. *Ding*
 * "Replace all the good fictional characters (...) with bad fictional characters" Bias detected. *Ding*
 * "Have all the characters be voiced by (...) Justin Bieber" Is Bieber hate still a thing? I mean, he isn't a good singer, but wouldn't the hate be getting old at this point? *Ding*
 * An attack on another user. Nice. *Ding*
 * "Have Computero be painted bright pink rather than turquoise." Should I just add 30 sins to stop all of the "What difference would that make" stuff? ...Fuck it. That's what I'm doing. *Dingx30*
 * "Diesel 10 is a giant baked potato on wheels with a face." What drugs was the user who added this on? *Ding*
 * "My amigo, the PPGs are FIVE. Please get your mental health checked." Unneccesary callout, but THANK YOU. *Gnid*
 * "Have the animation look like Mega Babies" There are a lot of things that are just "Have the animation be x". So y'know what? another 25 sins! *Di-E̢҉̫͚̳̯R͙̱͙̬̫͉̤̼͟Ŕ̮̜̠̖͘ͅO͙̥̜̰̟̦̦͇͡R̩̟̖̙͔̼̦̭͓ ̮̯̕E̵͉͕̣͍̖̠͙R̶̺͓̹̤̭̭̞R̨̙̗̯̟̪̺͜͞Ơ̜̣̙̩̺̙̳̕R̦̝̳̫͔ ̵̜̮̖͜ͅE̘̣̝̲͉̦Ŗ̜̱̟̼͘R̠̥̳̮͚O̷̳̘̫̫͓͎͢͜R͏̥͖̖͎͝* Oh fuck! I added too many sins! The Sin Counter is broken! *Ding (535)*
 * "Bill Cipher is a small, weak Dorito that acts like a MLG [sic] person" So... Y.V. from Nuclear Throne? *Ding (20536)*
 * "Peridot makes cameos sometimes" Huh? "Ding (335335)*
 * "Maggie poops in her diaper occasionally* Does she even have a diaper? Looks like she just wears a robe. *Ding (Flubbee Burgers)*
 * "The characters' eyes sparkle" Uhh... Why does this keep appearing? And what difference does it ma- wait a minute... *Ding (11)*
 * "The music is Disney-esque" Wouldn't that make it better? I mean, it wouldn't have a unique music style, but it has higher-quality music in that case, so... *Ding (1843)*
 * "Female voices sing the theme song" There aren't any lyrics. Also, that's sexist. *Ding (lol)*
 * "Maggie is a minor character" She isn't? *Ding (80085)*
 * "Cancel it after 10 seasons" That'd make it better though. No seasonal rot. *Ding (42069)*
 * "Every 5 to 20 seconds, a character sneezes or hiccups." "That would probably make it funny." Then remove the- Y'know what? Just add 10 sins to- *Sin counter glitches a bit* Oh. Nevermind. Just pretend I added 10 sins to stop with that kind of thing. *Ding (Okay)*
 * Family guy isn't a good show. Yeah, I said it. Fight me. *Ding (1337)*
 * What would the title changes even- GOD DAMN IT I DID IT AGAIN! *Ding (d'egg)*
 * If it were cancelled, it'd be better. Not only is the show already bad, but it'd lose a lot of seasonal rot. *Ding (Infinity)*
 * I'm not even halfway through the page and I'm already mentally exhausted. God, this page is so bad. *Ding (0.5)*
 * "Have Steve host all episodes" I thought people really hated Joe? *Ding (FASTER DONGWA!)*
 * "How many times do we need Knuckles" Can never have too much Knuckles. (Unless it's Ugandan Knuckles, in which case, please no.) *Ding (2147483647)*
 * The "No educational value" part has worn out its welcome. *Ding (6285)*
 * "Miranda is a post-OP transgender man with her/his voice dubbed over by Tom Kenny" More transphobia? Goddamnit. *Ding (Steamed Hams)*
 * That "Everybody poops" video again? Losing originality much? *Ding (Parsnip)*
 * And the "cries so loud you can't hear the other characters" nonsense is getting old too. *Ding (according to all known laws of aviation, there is...)*
 * Oh my fucking god, I can't do this... This page is just so long, repetitive, and boring. Just... I can't take it anymore. Just add 100 sins now... Uh... *Taps Sin Counter* *Ding (null)* Oh, that isn't good. Maybe if I just... *Hits Sin Counter* *Ding (54121)* ...Okay, that works!

FINAL SIN COUNT: 54121

Sentence: Vomit fire and die

God, I am so exhausted after this. I hope I never have to look at another "How to make X things Y" page ever again...