This happened 5 minutes ago

Dad: Go get your brother, *insert real name here*!

Me: Fine.

(goes to my brother's other friend's house)

Kid: *throws dirt at me*

Me: Haha now where's my brother?

(later)

Kid: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE HIM ALIVE! *picks up a large stick*

Me: *picks one up as well*

And no one one.

Fin.