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˙pǝıp zןıɐʇ puɐ ɯıɥ pןןıʞ ǝʍ os sn pǝʎouɐ puɐ uı pʌoɯ ǝbuɹo buıʎouɐ uǝɥʇ ˙ǝsıɐuoʎɐɯ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ɹǝɥʇ pǝıp ǝɥs ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡zʍoquıɐɹ zʇɹɐɟ puɐ ɹǝɥʇ sǝʌıן ʇɐɔ uɐʎu ˙uʍop-pısdn puɐ pǝןǝdsıɯ sı buıɥʇ ʎɹʌǝ ɹǝɥʍ puɐן ɐ sı

TRANSLATE

Is a land wher evry thing is mispeled and upsid-down. Nyan cat lives ther and fartz rainbowz!!!!!!!!!! SHE died ther for the mayonaise. Then Anoying Ornge movd in and anoyed us so we killd him and Tailz died.

˙ʇʍɐן ɐ :ɹǝʍsuɐ ʇɔǝɹɹoɔ

1$ :pǝssǝnb noʎ

¡ssǝnb ¡sı ǝɔıɹd ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ssǝnb puɐ 'ɹǝɥʇ ʇǝb oʇ ǝʇɐb ןoʇ ɐ sɐd ob ʇsnɯ noʎ

TRANSLATE!!

You must go pas a tol gate to get ther, and guess what the price is! Guess!

You guessed: $1

Correct Answer: A lawt.