Random Questions

Interviewer: Okay, so today I will ask this person some questions. *Points to guy tied up in a chair

random guy: Get me out of here!

Interviewer: Okay, so what is your favorite-*random guy interrupts him.

Random guy: Help! Help! Can anyone here me?

Interviewer: I can help you if you answer some questions.

Random Guy: No!

Interviewer: *takes out a tazor* Now will you answer questions?

Random guy: Fine!

INterviewer: What is your favorite color?

Random Guy: 7

Interviewer: how many turtles do you own?

Random Guy: Bob

Interviewer: Do you like fried chicken?

Random guy: Bananas!