Wizard's Potions

The wizard has ordered for a list of potions from his book of magic. This is the list.

Ingredients

 * One dirty gym sock
 * Stretchtaltopus
 * A video game about a fast blue hedgehog
 * Holy water
 * One arrow from the Ghost of Light

How to Make

 * Make Stretchtaltopus drink the holy water and wear the sock.
 * Use Stretchtaltopus as a video game controller and play the video game. Use the arrow as a joystick.
 * On the last level, pause the game for 15 seconds. The fast blue hedgehog will transform into a bottle.
 * Present Stretchtaltopus as a sacrifice to the Ghost of Light. He will decline it and throw it at the game, making the bottle come out.
 * Spit in the bottle.

Ingredients

 * One Justin Bieber song
 * A piece of gum
 * A white jawbreaker
 * Crumpled up piece of paper
 * Cannonchuck

How to Make

 * Chew the gum for 3 seconds. Wrap it around a jawbreaker and make Cannonchuck chew it until you are done with the rest.
 * Throw the crumpled up piece of paper at the Justin Bieber song. It will throw up.
 * Lick the vomit and spit it at Cannonchuck. Remove the jawbreaker and it will transform into a bottle. Put Cannonchuck and the song in the bottle. Fold the paper into a cork and plug it up.

Ingredients

 * Miley Cyrus's hair
 * Miley Cyrus's spit
 * Hannah Montana theme song
 * Miley Cyrus's best fan
 * The first episode of Hannah Montana

How to Make
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 * Watch the first episode of Hannah Montana.
 * Knit a wig from the hair and the spit.
 * Make Miley Cyrus's best fan wear the wig.
 * Make Miley Cyrus's best fan eat the Hannah Montana theme song while you tell her about the first episode of Hannah Montana.
 * Collect Miley Cyrus's best fan's vomit. Drink it and spit it into Miley Cyrus's best fan's ear, which will become a bottle.