Lets get crazy

One day there was a man called Gaben. Gaben made a place called Pootisland. This land is an inverted Shadow. THATS WHEN THE CRAZY HAPPEND!

Bilbo Baggins Works at KFC
So Bilbo needed money for his "Unexpected Journey" (which was really him just sitting around eating donuts) So he started working at KFC. BUT EVERYONE HATES KFC!!!!

So bilbo was minorly disliked for working at a fast food joint.

Revenge of the Kluspy Kuspo
EVERYBODY GOT Old, Larger then life, Stoopid Lazy and the Kluspo logo came back!

They all fighted the logo.

Its hideous face caused blindness.

But they used soothing cream on there faces and they recovered.

Revenge of the Wings
Well Bilbo didn't like being called a KFC. So he used Wings as BOOMARANGS. And he kelled everyone who owned a summer beach home!

LE CAPITAL
ZE FRENCH DECIDED THAT FRANCE WANTED A BAQUTTE TO FIGHT THE WINGS. BUT THE WINGS WERE TO STRONG!

EL CAPITAL
ZE SPANISH HAD BAD IDEAS. LIKE TACOS. SO LETS MOVE ON.

THE CAPITAIL
BRITIAN DIDN"T UNDERSTAND HOW WINGS COULD FLY. SO THEY ATE SOME BAQUTTES TEA

TACO BELL
TACO BELL IS SUB PAR.

Mexico
Mexico decided that it really hated wings and threw stuff at them.

EVERYONE DIED.
The End :D