The Stupid Choice Awards

These choice awards are stupid. So vote or I'll (pulls out puppet) DOOM YOU WITH A GOOZIM!

YOUR MOM'S FAVORITE STUFF
WHAT IS YA MOMMA'S FAVORITE THINGS?!?!?! YA MOMMA'S DUNKLEBERRIES! Dooferalls Poofaloofacuss Fruit Punch from ALIENZ PLANET

Favorite Useless Talent
What is your favorite useless talent? Blanket Throwing Moomoomoomooing Hugging Strangers FROZEN YOGURT!

Llamma? Favorite?
You should wear a hat! Cause I like llamas.

FAILURE FAVORITES!
Do you fail? Yeah! Never! FUH-WIED CHICKEN! BATAMAN!

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DID DIS POLL SUCK? YES NO FUH-WIED CHICKEN! SHUTTUP MICKEY MOUSE!