If Wiley Coyote was Captain Hook (Disney Style)

(Porky Pig is singing a song as Wile E. Coyote shoots him into the water.)

Wiley: Now let me see were was I?

Road Runner: Oh dear Captain Hook. Shooting a man wile singing. It a'nt good form ya know.

Wiley: Good form Mr. Smee. BLAST GOOD FORM, DID PAN (aka Bugs Bunny) SHOW GOOD FORM WHEN HE DID HIS TO ME (shows a hook)

Road: Why Captain, cutting your hand off was only a rabbit prank.

Wiley: But throwing it to a crocidile, the beat liked it so well he followed me ever sence licking his chops for the rest of me. (he sits on a chair)

Road: He would have had ya by now if he didnt swallow a alarm clock. But now when hes about he warns you w/ his tick tock tick tock tick tock.

(We hear a ticking noise as a Tasmanian Devil appears & scares Wiley)

Wiley: Smee. (he jumps on Road) SMEE! SAVE ME SMEE DON'T LET HIM GET ME! Smee, Smee!

Road: Here now shame on you, upseting the Captain, there will be no hand outs tody, shoo now shoo get out of here.

(Taz leaves)

Wiley: Is he gone Smee?

Road: Captain all clear. Nothing to worry about.

Wiley: Smee, Smee! I've got work to do! (he sits on a chair sobbing)

Road: Now captain. Just relax. What you need is a shave. A nice shiveriing shave. There now (he puts a cloth on Wiley's head which calms him down)

PS: If you seen the Disney version of Peter Pan you will understand this page.