Archenemy

Archenemies are creepy people who are very mean to their archenemies. They are usually evil and not friends. If you have an archenemy, you are required to sing this:

MY NEME- NEME-, OOH, MY NEME- NEME-, MY NEME- NEME, OH MY NEME- NEMESIS!

And if you are the good guy of the Archenemy-relationship, you must not wear pants, a shirt, and wear a fedora. You must also paint yourself blue. If you are the bad guy, you must wear a black shirt, a lab coat, have a slouch, a german accent, and have a sad childhood.

It's fun having a nemesis so you can either defeat someone or get defeated. Seriously, getting defeated is pretty fun. And defeating someone is equally awesome. The best thing about defeating someone is that Major Monnagram gives you KFC coupons which means FREE FRIED CHICKEN. If you get defeated, you usually blow up, so if you go to Waffle House the cashier will feel bad for you which means FREE WAFFLES!

An Example Of Why You Would Have A Nemesis
Your Nemesis: CHEESE!

CHEESE!

CHEESE!

CHEESE!

CHEESE!

CHEESE!

You: CHEESE BALLS ARE BETTER THEN CHEESE!


 * shuns then defeats*