No Such Luck (Alternate Ending)

Oh noes. Lincoln has been deemed as "bad luck" by his family. He was locked out of the house, his family now free from the alleged cursed plaguing them.

The next day, Lincoln bursts a hole through the door with his foot and yells at his family to come down. "FUCK ALL OF YOU" he begins "I AM MOVING TO PONYVILLE BECAUSE YOU ALL THINK I'M BACK LUCK" he wiggles around on the floor like Filthy Frank for a good 5 minutes as the family tries to comprehend what in the holy name of ass is going on. Our perfect can-do-no-wrong lord and savior, Lincoln Loud, gets up from the floor and does a couple Fortnite dances before pushing Lynn to the ground for starting the whole bad-luck-shebang.

"LINCOLN IM SORREY" Lynn yelps. "LYNN I DONT ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY! OFF TO PONYVILLE I GO!" Lincoln yodells. He runs out of the house, and into the sunset, off to see his pony waifus in person.

THE END