MY MOM jokes

Complete the list! Or can you?
 * You know who else dabbles in photography? MY MOM!
 * You know who else eat pizza for breakfest? MY MOM!
 * You know who else overslept this morning? MY MOM!
 * You know who else hates school? MY MOM!
 * You know who else makes MY MOM jokes? MY MOM!
 * You know who else cuts paper poorly? MY MOM!
 * You know who else knows the word indubitably? MY MOM!
 * You know who else thinks else is a silly word? MY MOM!
 * You know who else is a man? MY MOM (jk)!
 * You know who else is a woman? MY MOM! (makes the most sense)
 * You know who else gets crazy when she listens to Lavender Town? MY MOM!