Welcome to the Fuck

Welcome to the Fuck is a critically acclaimed 5-star movie staring characters from Rick and Morty, Ok K.O.!, Welcome to the Wayne, Family Guy, Undertale, Parappa the Rapper, Unikitty, Pound Puppies (1986 cartoon, not the 2010 one), Sonic Underground, Danganronpa and MLP.

Plot
All the main characters must stop a meteor coming down to Earth. In a subplot, Ansi becomes a brony.

Act 1
(ansi is playing fortnite on some shitty old microsoft computer when olly barges in)

olly: holy shit ansi you gotta see this

ansi: get the fuck out of my room i'm playing fortnite

olly: THERE'S PONIES IN HERE

ansi: HOLY CRAP ARE THERE REALLY

olly: i'm not making this shit up look in the hallway

(saraline bursts in)

saraline: hewwo motherfuckers have you seen the news?

ansi: i'm not a fucker.

saraline: you are now, fucker.

ansi: okay but what's happening

saraline: therE'S A METEOR GOING DOWN TO FUCKING EARTH YOU FUCKER

ansi: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

wendell: QUIT SWEARING YOU SLUTTY BITCHES

ansi: YOU JUST DID AS WELL YOU FUCK! (beat)

olly: haha he said "slutty bitches"

saraline: SHUT THE HEAVEN UP

(saraline slaps olly with a candy hand)

olly: ABUSE

saraline: shut the frickle frackle up and stop flipping swearing, you gosh darn piece of shoot.

wendell: does anyone else here think the earth is flat

ansi: nobody here thinks that

wendell: shut up you slutty bitch

ansi: stop bullying me or i'll call the swat

olly: this is so sad can we get one like?

ansi: sure (gives olly one like)

saraline: is this loss?

ansi: no it isnt, shut your hecking heck

(peter from family guy walks in)

peter: nyehhehheh it's me peetah. i hope no one slaps my bauls off today

(ansi slaps peter's balls off)

ansi: go away you disgusting unfunny fatass

peter: ur mom gay lol #roasted

ansi: fuck off

peter: bye (peter sharts out through the ceiling)

ansi: bye fucko

wendell: can we stop swearing now you slutty sonsabitches

saraline: as long as you stop calling us slutty bitches, yes.

wendell: ok then.

ansi: now let’s worry about THE METOR COMING DOWN TO FUCKING KILL US ALL!

saraline: ansi, stop swearing or so help me god i will break your skinny neck and kill you

ansi: SARALINE NO

saraline: saraline yes.

olly: is anyone gonna come look at the ponies or nah

ansi: after we stop this god damn metor.

saraline: ANSI STOP

wendell: saraline, can you just shut the heck off? no one gives a shit about whatever you're on about.

ansi: this is so sad alexa play despacito

(characters from other universes comes into the room)

sans: hi im sans undertale from undertale

rick: *buuurp* he-hey morty why the fuck are we here

morty: aw jeez rick, i don't know!

rick: go-*buuurp*-od damnit, morty (drinks alcohol out of a flask and burps again)

puppycorn: whats up, fellow christians?!

wendell: i'm jewish you fucking sonic the hedgehog lookin hecklord

puppycorn: i don't care, you're a christian now

unikitty: this is epic!

puppycorn: heaven yeah!!! very epic!!!

olly: guys are y'all forgetting there are ponies in the hallway

rick: yeah who the fuck cares. fuck off

saraline: i fucking hate this

(alexa plays despacito)

sans: oh shit fuck i love his song

(ansi dabs so hard his arms fall off)

olly: oof

unikitty: F

saraline: gosh dang it to heck, ansi

ansi: hey guys look! i dont even have arms anymore

olly: this is so sad, can we hit women?

saraline: OLLY NO

olly: OLLY YES. SHUT THE HECK OFF SARALINE

saraline: no

hawkodile: i dont know about y'all but i'd rather be playing fortnite right now

ansi: me too! i would play with you iF I STILL HAD MY FUCKING ARMS

saraline: ANSI WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU ABOUT SWEARING

ansi: sorry

(every dangan ronpa character known to man (except those smelly fucks shinguji and haiji) break in)

hajime: sorry we were late lmao

komaeda: ur mom gay

ansi: shut up, komaeda

komaeda: no u

unikitty: epic

puppycorn: hey what the fuck i hate anime

unikitty: anime is good fuck off

richard: hey. why is everyone swearing so much

unikitty: no gods no masters motherfucker

ansi: fortnite

olly: fortnite

wendell: i'm hungry

saraline: shut up, wendell

ansi: i love anime

dennis: i see you're a man of culture as well

ansi: what animes do you like, dennis

dennis: jojo's bizarre adventure and love live

ansi: oh, so you're a love live fan? name the main protagonist.

dennis: honoka kousaka

ansi: wow you're a fucking WEEB

dennis: aND SO ARE YOU

ansi: ITS A COMPLIMENT YOU LITTLE-

saraline: can the both of you shut up? i have a migraine

ansi: sorry saraline

olly: FORTNITE

ansi: what about it?

olly: ANSI PLAY FORTNITE WITH ME

ansi: olly i'd love to play fortnite with you but I DON'T HAVE ARMS

rick: here drink this arm growing juice. it gives you arms

ansi: oh sweet thanks strange old man

rick: cool now fuck off

(ansi drinks the arm growing juice and grows arms)

(ansi celebrates by t-posing)

hawkodile: nice can we play fortnite?

olly: fortnite machine 🅱️roke

ansi: wait shit the computer broke!? FUCK

wendell: i want to die

sans: I'm sans

olly: nice

saraline: nine

puppycorn: nice

saraline: nine eleven

olly: SARALINE STOP IT

saraline: you can't tell me what to do

(ansi t-poses again)

saraline: ansi, did you do 9/11?

ansi: yep

saraline: oh christ

hawkodile: 9/11 is unepic

sans: very true

(everyone has a moment of silence for all the victims of 9/11)

wendell: ansi i'm taking you to international court for doing 9/11

ansi: well shit

olly: this is so sad can we get icaly in brazil?

saraline: olly fuck the shut up

olly: k

olly: ansi i can't believe you did 9/11. how could you?

ansi: sowwy.

wendell: shit, he apologized. guess i can't take him to court now.

ansi: nice

olly: nice

saraline: nice

(everyone else says nice)

saraline: can we get out of here? it's too dang crowded.

ansi: wanna go to hell?

saraline: k

ansi: epic. lets go

(the gang goes to the first layer of hell)

ansi: welcome to hell dudes

sans: this is epic

olly: wheres satan

ansi: he died

saraline: f

demon: hewwo welcome to the first circle of hell.

olly: can we play fortnite here?

demon: yeah

ansi: friggin sweet dudes

(ansi and olly and saraline play fortnite for seventeen hours)