OK K.O.! Let's Be AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 2: Venomous Ever After

'''OK K.O.! Let's Be AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 2: Venomous Ever After (alternately titled OK K.O.! Winners Don't Do Drugs''') is a critically acclaimed 5-star shitshow of a theatrical film. It follows the utterly ridiculous lives of the citizens of Lakewood Plaza Turbo, plus other random shit I can't be bothered to put here. It is the sequel of the Box Office hit OK K.O.! Let's Be AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

The film is directed in its entirety by Michael Bay, which means you're in for a shit ton of explosions, terrible camera angles, possible racial stereotypes, heavy reliance on shitty special effects, insulting portrayals of women, one-dimensional male characters, product placement and a more ripped Rad. Also more Venomous!

Characters

 * K.O.: A Chad who wants to become a hero. He works at the meme shop bodega with a lesbian ninja and an Incel-coded alien.
 * Enid: A thicc lesbian who works at the bodega and is also a DJ and a ninja. She had a wild and crazy past, which shows that she was a fujoshi in her preteen years.
 * Rad: An incel-coded alien with an ego as massive as the heckin' sun. Enid had a thing for him as a preteen, but then shit happened and here we are now.
 * Carol: K.O.'s mom.
 * Gar: Wants K.O.'s mom to be his waifu 4 laifu. Lectures the employees of the bodega about drugs regularly.
 * Dendy: K.O.'s kappa classmate who likes hacking computers.
 * T.K.O.: K.O.'s edgy emo counterpart who is the ultimate fucking edgelord.
 * Lord Boxman: A born-again Christian who makes robot children and then fucking destroys them. Enjoys spreading the Christian faith among Boxmore's employees.
 * Shannon: A literal queen.
 * Darrell: OH SHIT U FRIGGIN MORON! U JUST GOT DARRELL'D!
 * Raymond: Pompadork.
 * Mikayla: What species is she?
 * Jethro: I am Jethro!
 * Ernesto: Thicc robot.
 * Professor Venomous: Literal Jesus.
 * Fink: Venomous' lesbian rat baby.
 * Red Action: Enid's girlfriend from the future.

Act Uno
(open on a view of lakewood plaza turbo. the opening credits are displayed as the laugh from "feel good inc" by gorillaz plays on repeat. the credits fade out.)

(the camera pans away from the plaza and pans over to a more faraway area. the camera zooms into a white, modern house via a window. we see nothing but a table with a baggie of crack cocaine on it, which a fruit fly lands on. upon noticing this, fink grows intensely irate.)

fink: NO! THATS NOT YOURS!

(fink tries to kill the fly, but to no avail. suddenly, fink's efforts to vanquish the insect become so rough and powerful she grabs two butchers' knives. she begins sharpening them together, making an ear-grating noise. we cut to a close-up of the fly covering its ears, and flying away. the laughing loop gets louder, and the actual "feel good inc" song begins to play, as it flashes through various shots of fink trying to kill the fly.)

(the film's title appears over a green-screened explosion on a black background. it fades away and the camera pans in on the bodega)

(cut to a shot of fink skipping and spinning through a city street full of happy people who wave at her upon seeing her. the viewer can see that fink has a piece of jelly toast in her smiling mouth, kinda like this.)

fink (narrating): oh, hello! it's quite a beautiful morning today! i'm fink, and my boss is professor venomous, the world's most power villain and crack dealer!

(fink is hopping down the middle of the street. she greets everyone he walks by, and is still enthusiastic and keeps hopping enthusiastically.)

fink (narrating): you see, the reason why i'm so happy is because today, boss and i, with a little help from his new boyfriend, are going to take down some heroes! i am so excited!

(fink stops at her house and knocks on the door. venomous opens the door and lets her in.)

(cut to the bodega, where enid, rad and k.o are seen sleeping in a pile of garbage. the garbage is composed of discarded marijuana cigarettes, a cd copy of "blue (da ba dee)" by eiffel 65, and a handwritten copy of the lyrics to "two trucks" by lemon demon.)

gar: wake the fuck up weed is bad

rad: "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" is a song by Italian music group Eiffel 65. It was first released in October 1998 in Italy and became internationally successful the following year. It is the lead single of their debut album Europop. The song is the group's most popular single, reaching number one in many countries such as Ireland, the United Kingdom, the Netherlands, France, Sweden, Switzerland, New Zealand, Finland, Norway, Australia, Germany and Hungary, as well as reaching number six on the Billboard Hot 100 in the United States. In the United Kingdom, the song originally entered the top 40 purely on import sales; it was only the third single to do this. The song also received a Grammy Award nomination for Best Dance Recording at the 2001 Grammy Awards, 2 years after it was released.

enid: "Blue", written by Eiffel 65 lead singer Jeffrey Jey, keyboardist Maurizio Lobina, and producer Massimo Gabutti, it was known for Underground Warriors, was inspired by group member Maurizio Lobina's composed opening piano hook. The producers of the song then came up with the idea for a dance song. Jey stated that his inspiration for the lyrics was how a person picked his lifestyle. The colour blue as the main topic of the song was picked at random, with Lobina telling him to write nonsensical lyrics. "Blue" is one of the first hit songs to use the Auto-Tune vocal warble effect, after Cher's "Believe" and Kid Rock's "Only God Knows Why". Lobina came up with the "da ba dee" hook at the end of this line.

k.o.: "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" is written in the key of G minor, with the vocal range spanning from C3 to E♭4, and is set in common time with a moderate tempo of 128 beats per minute. The song's lyrics tell a story about a man who lives in a "blue world." It is also stated he is "blue inside and outside," which, along with the lyric "himself and everybody around 'cause he ain't got nobody to listen," and "blue are the feelings that live inside me" may indicate that the term blue represents his emotional state; however, the song also states that a vast variety of what he owns is also blue, including his house and his car ("a blue Corvette"): various blue-coloured objects are also depicted on the single's cover. The song's hook is the sentence "I'm blue," followed by a repetition of the words "da ba dee da ba die," which the hook is based around.

gar: damn. we really do live in a society

rad: no the fuck we don't!

enid: actually we do

k.o.: no we don't you fucking whore

enid: no u

gar: i'm gonna go watch schoolgirl harem anime now

(gar walks out)

enid: "Despacito" (American Spanish: [despa'sito]; English: "Slowly") is a song by Puerto Rican singer Luis Fonsi featuring Puerto Rican rapper Daddy Yankee from Fonsi's upcoming studio album. On January 12, 2017, Universal Music Latin released "Despacito" and its music video, which shows both artists performing the song in La Perla neighborhood of Old San Juan, Puerto Rico and the local bar La Factoría. The song was written by Fonsi, Erika Ender, and Daddy Yankee, and was produced by Mauricio Rengifo and Andrés Torres. A remix version featuring Canadian singer Justin Bieber was released on April 17, 2017, which helped to improve the song's chart performance in numerous countries, including various number-one positions. "Despacito" has been widely credited by music journalists as being instrumental in popularizing Spanish-language pop music in the mainstream market again. It is a reggaeton and Latin pop song composed in common time with lyrics about having a sexual relationship, performed in a smooth and romantic way. Commercially, the song topped the charts of 47 countries and reached the top 10 of six others, making it both Fonsi's and Daddy Yankee's most successful single to date. In the United States, it became the first song primarily in Spanish to top the Billboard Hot 100 since "Macarena" (Bayside Boys Mix) in 1996, subsequently tying the longest-reigning number one on the Billboard Hot 100 with 16 weeks, as well as becoming the longest-reigning number one on the Hot Latin Songs chart with 56 weeks. It also became the first Latin song to receive a diamond certification by the Recording Industry Association of America. In August 2017, the official music video for "Despacito" became the most-viewed YouTube video of all time after receiving its three billionth view. It became the first video on the site to reach the milestones of three, four, and five billion views. Upon its release, "Despacito" received generally favourable reviews from music critics, who praised the fusion between Latin and urban rhythms, its catchiness, and its text painting. It has received Latin Grammy Awards for Record of the Year, Song of the Year, Best Urban Fusion/Performance, and Best Short Form Music Video at the 18th Latin Grammy Awards. The remix version has received three Grammy Awards nominations for Record of the Year, Song of the Year, and Best Pop Duo/Group Performance at the 60th Grammy Awards. "Despacito" has been also ranked among the best Latin songs of all time and the best songs of 2017 by various publications, which referred to it as one of the most successful Spanish-language tracks in pop music history.

k.o.: diggin minecraft style

rad: what the fuck

(k.o. does orange justice on the counter)