User blog:PixelMiette/(Funnypasta) Wishnite

please don't take this story seriously or i will fucking eat your kneecaps

You know that Wishfart show? You know, the one with the leprechaun, Japanese ghost and puffin? Yeah, that one. Well, I have witnessed an episode of this show that is so fuckin' swell, it will quite literally put you into a state of frozen shock due to how great it is. DO NOT READ FURTHER UNLESS YOU WANT LIGMA, SUGONDESE AND EVERYTHING ON THE BOFA SPECTRUM OR DEZ HIMSELF WILL COME TO YOUR HOME AND STEAL YOUR MONEY.

Pfft, I'm obviously joking! A fictional character would NEVER do such a thing! Okay, now onto the episode, because how I even acquired this episode? Totally unimportant! Nobody would care, anyway! Now, the episode began with Akiko hitting an epic insane double-dab on the haters while an ear-rape version of "Ultimate" by Denzel Curry blared in the background, I could've sworn my ears were bleeding. Dez fucking bursted in faster than the human eye could blink. "WHAT THE FUCK AKIKO I'M TRYING TO PLAY FORTNITE" he screamed. Speaking of Dez, his shirt was frail and tattered. The walls of his apartment were kind of dirty too, with fading wallpaper. The sofa was dirty and unkempt and some sort of stain was on it. "Fortnite sucks lol nya." Akiko responded. Dez proceeded to go ham as he and Akiko competed in a really poor Judo match. Trust me. I've been in Judo for almost a year, and I hate it. I would probably know.

Then Puffin came in and he was like "owo whats this" as Dez ran out of the room. Akiko asked where he was going, and Dez could only respond with "Despacito." 5 minutes passed and Dez ran in with a chainsaw and TORE AKIKO'S ARM OFF! But she regenerated it because she's a ghost fuck you. Dez then did the orange justice dance for a solid 15 seconds and after that, he asked if anyone wanted to play Fortnite with him. "DEZ NOBODY WANTS TO PLAY FORTNITE" Akiko yelled. "I WISH FORTNITE NEVER EXISTED" Puffin screeched. "GOD DAMNIT FUCK ALL OF YOU" Dez screamed. The wish was made. Dez dabbed sadly as he realized his favorite video game is now eradicated from the face of the Earth. After Dez dabbed for 38 seconds exactly, he said "this is so sad alexa play despacito" as the Alexa turned on that very song. The episode ended with Akiko screaming "SHITFUCKERS!" I don't know why either. Don't ask.

DA END.