Peanut Otter's Disco/Discovision

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PEANUT OTTER'S DISCO

Created by PB&Jotterisnumber1

Developed by KirbiMiroir PixelMiette Madi Shinx

(Episode starts at the night view of Agloe, New York with a bird on the roof of the abandoned Agloe General Store, then a view of the disco, with a light now turned on. We cut to the inside of Peanut's bedroom, where Peanut picks up a remote and sits on his couch with Juanita) Juanita: All of the most intelligent programming starts before 5 AM. (clicks remote)



Announcer: Our programming will begin shortly. Squidward: No, no, no. Take your time. It's worth the wait. Announcer: Bikini Bottom Public Access presents: [Squidward claps his hands] "Fab and Fancy," your source for the latest in exotic pets, collectible jewel-encrusted mittens, [doorbell rings] and classical doorbell chimes... Squidward: How sophisticated! [drinks empty cup of coffee] Announcer: ...has been canceled! [buzzer sounds] Squidward: [spits out steam] Oh, yeah, I haven't made the coffee yet. [cuts to coffee maker as he makes the coffee] Why in the world would they cancel "Fab and Fancy?" What could possibly be more enriching? [as he drinks his coffee, guitar music starts playing, the house starts shaking and Squidward spits out coffee] What?! [a man continues to play the guitar on TV. He's then lit on fire, and then explodes and a title card comes up saying "The Guitar Lord".] Zeus: Hey. I'm Zeus the Guitar Lord. I don't have a guitar yet. But if I did, I would want a really killer one like this! [pulls out a paper, showing a red guitar] Squidward: [He scoffs. In an angered tone] He obviously doesn't know the first thing about music! This is an outrage! Zeus: [shows his phone number: "1-32G-LORD"] So, here's my number if you want to talk about... [phone rings] Hello? Squidward: [angrily] Where is my "Fab and Fancy?!" Zeus: Your... what? Squidward: I'm quite certain you wouldn't know culture if it bit you on the guitar! Zeus: Uh... hummm... I don't have a guitar. Squidward: Do they just give a show to just anybody over there? Zeus: Pretty much. My mom gave me this one for my birthday. Squidward: [surprised] Really? Zeus: Yeah. I wanted a guitar or a star named after me... but you know, whatever. I guess a TV show is cool.