Lurker

A lurker is a weird person who is too socially awkward to participate in internet conversations / doesn't think it's necessary to write messages online / is too lazy to post / finds watching other people's interactions entertaining.

How to tell if you're a lurker?
To tell if you are a lurker, ask yourself these following 5 golden questions:

1. Have you written less than 10 messages on internet boards/wikis/other sites in the past 10 days?

2. Do you like stalking conversations?

3. Do you visit a site a lot without being registered?

4. Do you like voting in anonymous polls?

5. Are you afraid people will think you are a spambot?

With each confirming answer you become 20% lurker. If you answered 'yes' to all of them, you are undoubtedly a lurker, sorry.

How to stop being a lurker?
To stop being a lurker, simply post your opinion in the internet and don't care what the others will say. Talk to other people and do not stalk conversations etc. so much.

Trivia
- lurkers make around 90% or even more % out of ALL internet groups. Stop this sad statistics by posting.

- the creator of this article is a lurker.