Mutated raccoons

Hi I raccoon my name is bob. I am orange and have a moustache. I like to annoy hobos with coconuts. I met a hobo named Phillllll and he was mean so I pelted coconuts at him. My sister has a hat that has a purple squid living in it. People scream when they see me, i wonder why. It can't be because of my dazzling appearence.

TRY FLYING RACCOON STEAK TODAY NO IM KIDDING DONT I DONT WANT TO BE KILLED >.<&nbsp