Scienceburg Labs/Episodes/Episode 51: Blind

Blind is the first episode of the third season of The Complien Show.

Script
WELCOME TO THE COMPLIENS SHOOOOOOOW! STARRING PEOPLE AND STUFF

Wright: Hello Rhezo!

Rhezo: Hello, Professor.

Wright: Why are you acting so weird?

Rhezo: I can't see.

Wright: Why?

Rhezo: I don't know. I just can't.

Wright: Oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh THIS IS NO GOOD. I can barely read braille!

Rhezo: Just that you know it at all... nevermind.

Wright: What should we do?

Rhezo: Well first, we must figure out WHY I'm blind.

Wright: K. Have you been looking at the sun? It's the middle of July.

Rhezo: I'm practically a teen, of course I don't.

Wright:... too much computer time?

Rhezo: Probably.

Wright: WE MUST KEEP YOU AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER!

Rhezo: And that'll fix this how...?

Wright: IT'LL... I dunno. Eye surgery?

Rhezo: oh god no

Wright: Yeah, I'm a terrible doctor. TO THE LIBRARY!

Rhezo: k.

AT THE LIBRARY...

Wright: Here we are! Let's check...

Rhezo: I still think we're in a McDonalds.

Wright: Nah, it's a library all right.

Rhezo: Then why do I smell grease and sweat?

Wright: GREAT WIKIPEDIA, HOW DO I CURE BLINDNESS. My latest invention that rapidly causes flashes in one's eyes, it was hard to build. I need something for the military t cause blindess to ene-oh.

Rhezo: I think I remember testing that last night.

Wright: I wonder... can it remove blindess? LASER SURGERY TEST 1! Ready?


 * zap*

Wright: Can you see?

Rhezo: I can see...

Wright: WOOHOO!

Rhezo: I can see a ton of black.

Wright: CRAP. Hm.... What if I build the opposite?

LATER...

Rhezo: You think this'll work?

Wright: This'll suck large amounts of light out of one's eyes. Light is your problem, so...


 * zap*

Rhezo: It... worked! So we're NOT in a McDonalds...

Wright: Where are you...?

Rhezo: Oh god.

THE END!