Flubee Burglar

The Flubee Burglar is a guy who burgles flubees.

WHAT THE HELL IS A FLUBEE BURGLAR
I DUNNNO MAYBE THE MASCOT OF A BAD FAST FOOD CHAIN WHO WAS REPLACED WITH SOMETHING WAY CREEPIER IN 2014 OR SO OK

WHAT THE HELL DOES A FLUBEE BURGLAR DO
HE BURGLES FLUBEES GODDAMNIT AND MAYBE HE WILL BURGLE YOU TOO

ARE YOU SHboobTING ME WHAT THE HELL MAN
I DUN THINK YOU UNDERSTANT HE'S GONNA BURGLE YOU SO MUCH AND IT'S GONNA HURT

HOW MUCH WILL IT HELLING HURT
A LOT MAN SO MUCH

HOW DO I STOP HIM BEFORE HELL BREAKS LOOSE
you don't

WHY DO I ADD HELL IN EACH SECTION
yarr harr harr and a yo ho ho