Splice And Pre Take A Dump At Sauce Video

It's funny because it hurts.

In A Nutshell
Splice, in a pathetic attempt to clean the "Gators On A Train" disc, scrubs it with the wrong side of the scrubby scrub, causing Pre to flip out and destroy the disc entirely with a weak but still powerful moonbeam. Since the movie is a rental, the dynamic duo tries to replace the disc before Gaia finds out their dirty deed (Done dirt cheap) and flips out.

Plot
Gaia goes out to gather water and fud and asks Splice to return "Gators On A Train" while he's out. Pre, who was hiding behind a couch and was inexplicably out of Gaia's field of vision, retorts with a snarky comment on how he sould return it himself. Gaia then gets into a heated argument with her, until Pre states that it was his idea to let her in the apartment in the first place. Gaia gets utterly ticked off and obliterates the door, walking out into the sunlight and calling a pillar of stone to replace the door.

Several minutes later, Pre gets hungry and tries using the said disc to cut some leftover pizza that has now hardened. As she smacks the pizza with the disc, it becomes cracked and pieces fly everywhere, sometimes even getting jammed into Pre's face. Splice walks in, also wanting pizza, but he freaks out when he sees Pre hacking at a frozen pizza with a broken disc. He snatches the disc and starts wiping it with the wrong side of the scrubby scrub. Pre, upon realizing what Splice is doing and too tired to control her bursts of energy, freaks out and fires a weak moonbeam, but it's strong enough to destroy the disc entirely.

After a quick visit to the hospital to remove shards of destroyed disc from Pre's face, Splice puts a fake, cardboard disc in place of the real one. Pre questions this tactic, leading Splice to tell him that after losing his Orb Of Split in the toilet, he decided to wear a belt of cardboard around his midsection to keep him from losing control. It restricts his walkimg movement, causing him to look like a sand piper when he walks.

Splice found said Orb when they got home.

Hours later (Wow, it's taking a while for Gaia to get groceries), the dynamic duo gets a letter. It reads:

Cardboard? CARDBOARD?! I ask over and over for the disc, and all you give me is CARDBOARD?! I think you don't want to give me the disc! I think you're trying to keep it without paying! Well, then, I guess I am going to have to raise the steaks. Either you bring back the disc or I'll come over there and get it myself!

You're next...

The Guy Running The Shop.

The two are frightened and destroy the letter. Promptly, the phone rings. Splice answers the phone and finds that Gaia is calling from the forest behind the apartment. Appearantly, Gaia decided to catch a rare bird with multicolor plumage for dinner, but he ended up in the forest. He asks if everything's okay. Splice assures him that everything's fine, but Gaia can sense the uncertainty in his voice and decides to come home immediately. Pre freaks out again and once again tells Splice to admit his mistake and face the fact that Gaia will possibly force them into the forest. Splice, flabbergasted, says "Why would I do that?! What am I, a good person?" Pre then retorts with a flat "Yes."

-Will complete later-