MarioPhineas76's Opinions on the current consoles

Wii: OMG! Awesomesauce-inator

PS3: Awwwwwwwwwwww Yeeeeeaaaaaaaahhh!!

Xbox 360: Oh Heeeeeeeeeeeeeck noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

Upcoming
Wii U: Looks epiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiic!!!

New Microsoft console: It's gonna stink...

New Sony console: It's gonna be a rip-off of the Wii U....