Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-32058977-20180406233421/@comment-28445106-20180407151128

Banned because I met Andrew Rannells at a restaurant once - we'd accidentally been given his table. Apparently, he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked; and, the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong; it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that.

Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says: "I'm so sorry; but, we'd like to move you to another table if you could be troubled; and, we'll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you'd like while you're in town." My sister and cousin were both like, "Yeah, that's cool." and I kind of played the asshole a bit.

"I'm sorry, I just don't understand. We've been here for 15 minutes - we've just ordered. Can't we finish our meal here?"

Then, out of nowhere, Andrew Rannells (he's insanely beautiful, by the way, at least a 13 out of a scale of 10) shows up next to the manager and says: "Paul, these guys can finish. We'll be at the bar. I got some time."

And, I (being a big Book of Mormon and Hamilton fan) said: "Oh, wow, uh... I had no idea! Please feel free to give them the table."

Mr. Rannells was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks; then, he gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night; and, to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man-on-man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Andrew Rannells and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.