Vital Information with Twilight Sparkle



If you're drinking apple juice and it feels warm, odds are, that ain't apple juice! If your brassiere is too tight, it's uncomfortable. If you're a colt and your bra is too tight, I'm uncomfortable! If you want to invite your teacher to dinner, don't say, "Come to dinner teacher. My parents have always wanted to meet a big idiot!!" A bird in a hoof is worth 2 in a bush, a bird in your pants can be very uncomfortable. The early bird gets the worm, FINE! I don't want the worm. If your hamster glows in the dark, take it to school and say, "Bow down to me! For I have the glowing hamster!" All's far in love and war. All's crazy in the mind of Discord. It's the thought that counts. It's my head that hurts. If you've learned a lesson today, pat yourself on the back. If you've learned a new trick for your house, see a doctor. Socks are meant to keep you warm for your legs, but it's pretty awkward if you wear them in your horn. If somepony invents the toilet seat, go ask that pony and say, HOW THE HECK CAN WE USE THE SEATS WHEN WE DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO SIT?! If you won first prize and got yourself a golden trophy and you want to sell it off to make a quick cash. You're an idiot! Golden trophies are not made from real solid gold! It's not nice to knock Billy off a roof and scream, “Look Neighbors! It's Raining Billy!!” When it rains, it pours. When it snows, it's cold. Step on a crack, you break your mother's back. Step on a rusty nail, and you'll go WHOOOAAWW!! A picture is worth a thousand words. A picture with a thousand words is worth 3 and a half chipmunks. If your first name is Wally and your middle name is Wally and your last name is Woo, then your name is Wally Wally Woo! If your grandma gives you a new sweater, it's wrong to wrap it around her neck and squeeze until she turns blue.