SCP-013 "Super Sonic Fan"

SCP-013 is a recent discovery by the foundation (as of 12/9/2013)

Infomation


Class: Keter

Date Aquired: 6/**/****

Nicknames: Annoying Kid, SuperSonicClassicFan, Curse of Youtube

Containment Procedures
SCP-013 must be contained in a 5x5 padded sound proof room. Its shreks are enough to deafen most of our staff so please be cautious when you enter SCP-013's room. Earmuffs must be worn when entering SCP-013 shreks the word "fricken" and many other arguments that have no basis in reality. Some staff members have taken affections to this SCP, when interviewed results were inclusive. Subject was interviewed on [REDACTED]

Docter &#^$: Hello, can you please tell me your name?

SCP-013: FRICK,  FRICKEN NO.

Docter '&#^$: Calm down, we need information, who are you?

''SCP-013: IM SAMMY. I HAVE A GREAT YOUTUBE SHOW!''

Docter '&#^$: Really?

''SCP-013: WII U IS GOOD. SHUT THE FRICK UP.''

Docter '&#^$: I think were done here.

SCP-013: FRIIICK-

It took over eight hours for all this information to be extracted from SCP-013. SCP-013 is to be terminated this coming January.

''I want this thing burned! And to piss on the ashes!''

~Docter Mcoley

Further research has show that SCP-013 did have a youtube channel. Level A amnesiacs with administered to all those with SCP-013 in there list of subscriptions.

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