How To Make Good Shows Bad/Keikos


 * Keiko #6 and Keiko #2 are lesbian lovers.
 * Have the characters ask the audience questions.
 * Have Flamarion Ferreira Films produce it.
 * The animation resembles a mix between Ivor the Engine, The Adventures of Paddy the Pelican, and Don Bluth's work.
 * Have it air on Teletoon At Night at 2:00am.
 * BONUS: Teletoon At Night is discontinued because of this.
 * The children from 1980s and 1990s Chuck E. Cheese commercials make cameo appearances.
 * A character dies a graphic and gruesome death each episode, yet they are alive and well in the next episode.
 * In-your-face shots of the characters appear whenever the viewer doesn't expect it.
 * Everyone uses the fag suffix.
 * There is tons of product placement for Sling TV, Oxi Clean, Crystal Pepsi, McDonald's, Colgate, Coca-Cola, Sony, The Chillow, The Pottyputter, Holy Crap Breakfast Cereal, the ASPCA, Red Man chewing tobacco, Camel cigarettes, Pharmasave, and the T.R.U.T.H anti-tobacco campaign.
 * People working in Dingo Pictures work on the occasional effects like zooming in their faces when screaming and sound effects like the "wah-wah" sound.
 * Keiko #3 is an alcoholic.
 * Keiko #1 is a cocaine addict who belittles everybody.
 * Keiko #1's catchphrase is "It's okay to be gay!"
 * Keiko #2's catchphrase is "Fist me Daddy!"
 * Keiko #3's catchphrase is "Smile, America! Say Chuck-E-Cheese!"
 * Keiko #4's catchphrase is "Fuck you!"
 * Keiko #5's catchphrase is "Let's watch this city burn the world!"
 * Keiko #6's catchphrase is "Always talk to strangers!"
 * Have there be horrible morals, like "Kill members of the LGBT community", "You always win if you're good", "Erections always mean you want sex", "Suicide is an option", "Drugs are something to rely on if you are upset", "Blame minorities for everything that has gone wrong in your life", "Don't you demonstrate around the Kajun Ku Klux Klan", and "The Bible declares being a LGBT community member a sin".
 * Keiko #5 is a homophobic conservative Christian.
 * The theme song is a parody of "Woman's World" called "It's a Keiko's World" sung by Marilyn Lightstone and Cher, who sang the actual Woman's World song.
 * Keiko #1's themesong is "Blame It on the Rain" by Milli Vanilli.
 * Keiko #2's themesong is "It Sucks To Be Me" by Avenue Q.
 * Keiko #3's themesomg is "Heathens" by Twenty One Pilots.
 * Keiko #4's themesong is "It's My Life" by Bon Jovi.
 * Keiko #5's themesong is "Rappin' for Jesus".
 * Keiko #6's themesong is "All My Friends" by Jacob Sartorius.
 * Keiko #5 says "I blame this on the Jews!" every time something bad happens.