If I were a Bunny (The Loud House)

(Lola, Lana, and Lily are watching Blarney the Dinosaur while Lincoln is having peace and quiet) Blarney: Top o' the mornin', kids. It's me, Blarney, the Dinosaur. Bet you can't guess what I be? Lola: Bunny rabbit! Blarney: Aye, a bunny rabbit. Why don't we sing a bunny rabbit song? (The Song begins) "If I were a bunny, I'd... (shouting) HOP! HOP! HOP!...HOP! HOP! HOP!... (Lola, Lana, and Lily hop along with Blarney which wakes up Lincoln from being noisy) HOP! HOP! HOP!...HOP! HOP! HOP! If I were a rhino, I'd... (shouting) STOMP! STOMP! STOMP!... (Lola, Lana, and Lily stomp their feet which causes Lincoln to struddle) STOMP! STOMP! STOMP!...STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! If I were a fish, I would... (shouting) SCREAM! SCREAM! SCREAM!... (Lola, Lana, and Lily scream which gives Lincoln a headache) SCREAM! SCREAM! SCREAM!...SCREAM! SCREAM! SCREAM!" Okay, lads and lasses. Now let's all join in.

(Lola, Lana, and Lily look at Lincoln with sinister looks) Lincoln: Oh, no! No! No! (Lola, Lana, and Lily start to mess around with Lincoln)

Blarney: "If I were a log, I'd ROLL! ROLL! ROLL!"

(Lola, Lana, and Lily roll Lincoln across the floor.) Lincoln: Stop! What are you doing? Wait!

Blarney: "If I were a ball, I'd BOUNCE! BOUNCE! BOUNCE!"

(Lola, Lana, and Lily dribble Lincoln like a basketball.) Lincoln: Help! I do not like this!

Blarney: "If I were a rake, I'd RAKE! RAKE! RAKE!" (Lola, Lana, and Lily yank Lincoln outside, grab him by the legs, and use his teeth to rake the lawn.) If I were a hammer, I'd POUND! POUND! POUND! (Lola, Lana, and Lily yank Lincoln back inside and slam him headfirst against a block of wood.) If I were a candle, I'd..."

Lincoln: ENOUGH!! THAT'S IT!!!! IT'S... (He reaches out to grab them.) TIME... (He rushes them up the stairs.) FOR... (He puts Lola and Lana in their beds) BED!! (Then he puts Lily in her crib) Whew! Now I can finally get some peace.