Things That Drive Me CRAZY!

Mochlum's Things

 * Little Kid Beauty Pageants with bratty kids, even brattier moms, and parents who force their kids to go in it and practice all night even though they don't want to.
 * Spongebob. Why? Because the jokes are annoying and gross and the show ALWAYS steals the thunder of Phineas and Ferb in awards. JUST GIVE P&F A CHANCE TO WIN, SPONGEBUTT! He's also evil.
 * Clocks..... they're beautifal.... why am I complaining about them? WHY WOULD I DO THAT WITH AWESOME CLOX? WHAT'S GOING ON WITH MY HEAD, MAN?!?!?
 * Megablox. They are ripoffs of LEGOs, and they are not near as good. EVIL! They are in league with Spongebob, and the only reason why LEGOs make a Spongebob theme is to keep Megablox from making one and combining the power to destroy the universe.
 * The fact that almost all of the good tasting foods are unhealthy and almost all of the bad tasting foods are healthy.
 * Annoying congressman who tax people for reasons like helping "schools" (getting air-conditioners for the bus) or "people who need to get around" (trains). Those are WANTS not NEEDS. Kids can survive ten minutes on the bus without air, and grown-ups can drive to wear they want in a regular car. I can't believe those people don't understand it when they're middle-aged and I get it when I'm eleven!
 * Cookies without frosting. THEY AGONIZE ME! RAWR!
 * Corrupt people who are greedy and annoying.
 * Informercials. No need to explain.
 * Users on canon wikis that make spam pages, use bad grammar, misspell stuff, and make duplicate pages or obviously fake ones. Want to make fake or bad grammared stuff? Make a bad grammer wiki.
 * Annoying rip-offs of GOOD movies that AREN'T good. For example, Finding Nemo and Shark Tale.
 * Plungers.
 * More to come.