Talk:Kubert: Rural Racing/@comment-2189621-20180706204346

Thanks to ITVDude2000 for sending the sinning request.

EVERYTHING WRONG WITH

Kubert: Rural Racing

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(Well? I'm not lying.)

FINAL SIN COUNT: 16
 * Not really sure why Kubert has its own badge category, since it only really has 8 pages to its name. *Shrugs* What can ya do. *Ding*
 * "Kubert: Rural Racing came with the Kubert GC Multitap, which allowed the game to be played with up to six players instead of the regular four." Six players? Kind of a weird number. Why not eight, since it's double of 4? *Ding*
 * Jetania? *Looks it up* Ohhh, it's a fictional country. If that's the case, I'd think it'd have a page on the wiki. *Ding*
 * Dr. Steelwheel. Not quite the most subtle name, no? *Ding*
 * Part of me believes someone would find out about how Dr. Steelwheel is fibbing quite a while before the final race.*Ding*
 * Why's the robot named "Tempt"? *Ding*
 * This might sound weird, but I like how the story isn't about the villain planning on destroying or taking over the world, or killing the heroes or anything like that. He's just conning Kubert and his friends out of money. I find that more realistic than what other racing game plotlines do. *Gnid*
 * A puzzle-oriented racing game? That sounds really interesting, actually. I'd probs play that. *Gnid*
 * The table format for the difficulties got me pretty confused. Why not a list format? *Ding*
 * Kirby, Meta Knight and Dedede? O...kay... *Ding*
 * "Pleasure Beach" Oh no. *Ding*
 * Rift can only be raced once? Unrepeatable content isn't really good game design. *Ding*
 * Only six players can race in Quick Race? Still a pretty weird number. *Ding*
 * No info on Solo race. *Ding*
 * The Diamond Cube is an even worse form of the Blue Shell. Oh god. *Ding*
 * "Sheild" *Ding*
 * "Artistp" *Ding*
 * Scatman in the soundtrack.*Ding*'
 * I'd use the "BOOM" cheat code on every racing game if they had it. *Gnid*
 * "LOSERS - Causes the words 'Go vegan!' to appear over the computer players' heads" That's veganist. *Ding*
 * "DEVO - Gives the player a DEVO Energy Dome." Product placement. *Ding*
 * "each character will have a positive reaction, unless they came last place." Even if they came in 7th/5th? *Ding*

Sentence: BOOM

I gotta say, this is a pretty well-made project page for an RNW project. It also seems like a very interesting alternative to Mario Kart, and I'd probably play it. But you know what they say: No RNW page is without a sin. Once again, thank you ITVdude2000 for requesting me to sin this page.