Why GPS is never given power. EVER! 3!

GPS: Alright then...are the slipspace capasetiers charged?

Veteren: yesh!

Newbie: What???

GPS: Alright! Activate then!

Newbie: Wha-

...*GPS's Ship enters slipspace*

GPS: Are there any threats inbound?

Veteren: 2 Hot Dogs and 1 Hamburger.

Newbie: EVERYONE'S CRAZY!

GPS: :/ I don't take kindly to that.

Newbie: Im taking command!

GPS: Nu ur not.

Newbie: Yes I am.

GPS: No UR NOT.

Newbie: Um YES I AM.

GPS: *Hits button*

(Newbie is sent flying outside into space)

GPS: Do we have acess to PINGAS battlenet?

Veteren: No...we have justin beiber though.

GPS: Destory the source of dat singnal.

(GPS's Ship exits slipspace)

Newbie: I HAZ SHIP NAO!

GPS: THATS a SHIP????

GPS: It's to darn puny.

Newbie: *Hits button* *Giant Missles pop out*

GPS: CRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD.

Newbie: HAH! u can't beat me now! >:D

GPS: I guess I know what happens now...

Newbie: >:D

Cowardly Ensign: SURRENDER? *Gets on knees any prays*

Veteren: Something highly diffucult and Inprobobole that would take years of training but you happen to get it with no experance?

GPS: ...How about I just ram it?

Veteren: Oh. Well that works too :P

Newbie: Hah u can't do dat! >:D

GPS: No. I CAN do that! >:I

Newbie: >:I

(GPS runs into Newbie's Ship)

(It asplodes)

GPS: GIMME DAT COOKIE!

Adim: No you Griefed me!

GPS: no I didn't!

Adim: U LIE.

GPS D=

Adim: :/

GPS: *Noclip* Dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! BOOM!

THE END