Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30126178-20190713150101/@comment-30126178-20190819003808

Stella: Listen, Lincoln, I’ve been thinking about our current living situation and, uh… why are you smiling?

Lincoln: I got a little surprise.

Lincoln, pointing to a fish tank: Look, I got us a new fishie. I named her, uh… “Stella”, you know, after… after you.

Stella, leaning down to look in tank: …Well, that’s not even a real fish. You know, that’s a Goldfish Cracker.

Lincoln, in a serious tone: So, what’s your point?

Stella: …Okay, good night… you big, freak of nature…