User blog comment:Phantom R/Shoddy Birthday Game Thing - My Style/@comment-26305364-20130320185054

So I played Smash Bros. with Gabe Newell, Rigby, and Elmo. It went fine for awhile, and then Elmo started getting mad at the fact that I kept beating him.

Then the next thing we know, the red monster grows to the height of the ceiling (which was pretty high) and crushes the game console.

"What the heck, man?!" shouted Rigby.

"Don't 'What the heck' me!" Elmo then grabbed Rigby and ate him.

"OH HEY LOOK AT THE TIME!" I said. "I gotta go and...STOP THE LOCHNESS MONSTER FROM EATING MY SANDWICH IN ICELAND!"

"And I have to go to burn H- I mean work on Half-Life 3! Yeah, that's what I meant..." Gabe said. The two of us then ran out of the room, and out of the house.

"YOU WON'T GET AWAY THAT EASILY!!!!" Elmo started running towards us (while crushing my house and other buildings in the progress).

To make a long story short, we found some lazer guns, attacked Elmo, and saved Rigby.

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