User blog:UltimateMegaGeo/Huge Hurricane Hitting Tomorrow Night

Yup. Starting Sunday Night, the most MASSIVE HURRICANE TO LITERALLY EVER HIT NEW JERSEY IS STRIKING. Seriously, it's beating the old state record by far.

It's called.........HURRICANE SANDY!

Cons

 * I'll have to miss School, probably. (What!? Then I have to go again at the end of the year!)
 * I have to take all the Halloween crap I had to help put up down.
 * Electricity might die, possibly for weeks.
 * I might di- See Pros.
 * All the beaches I go to will most likely be wiped out for years. (Yes, I'm aware of the irony the hurricane is called Sandy.)

Pros
UMG-The Biggest Impractical Jokers/Simpsons Fan on the Wiki (talk) 12:33, October 27, 2012 (UTC)
 * No School! I can be on this dead wiki all day!
 * I might die! (If I'm not on at all, you'll know, because I still have an iPad and Kindle.)
 * NO HALLOWEEN! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
 * There's a slight chance it'll damage my school!
 * NO HALLOWEEN!
 * I'mma have another Hurricane Party like last years....OUTDOORS.