The Story soo Boring you'd probably want to skip it

So I was sitting in the kitchen at 12:01 when a ghost came-up to me and yelled "pingas!" I wet my pants. After that I went to Random(ness) Wiki and searched-up PANGAS. So many pages popped-up I almost died. Then I noticed it was 12:03 so 83 told me "do NOT trust your bed, it's going to fng eat your brain!" I ignored him and the next day I awoke as a ghost. THAR EED.