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*ding dong*
Well Seymour, I made it, despite your directions.

Ahhh, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!

Yeah.

Oh, ye gads! My roast is ruined!

But what if... I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Oh hoho, delightfully devilish, Seymour!

Uh?

*jazzy jingle*
Skinner and his crazy explanations! The superintendent's gonna need his medication! When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations, there'll be trouble in town tonight!

SEEEYMOOOOUR!
Superintendent! I was just stretching my calves on the windowsill! Isometric exercise, care to join me?

Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?

Oh, that isn't smoke, it's steam! Steam from the Steamed Clams we're having! Mmm-mmm!~, steamed clams!

Whew...

*rushes across street to Krustyburger*
Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers!

I thought we were having steamed clams.

No, no, I said steamed hams! That's what I call hamburgers!

You call hamburgers steamed hams?

Yes! It's a regional dialect.

Uh-huh. Uh, what region?

Uhhh, upstate New York.

Really? Well, I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams" before.

Oh, not in Utica, no. It's an Albany expression.

I see.

*continues eating steamed hams*
You know, these hamburgers taste quite similar to