The Bunker/Episodes/Season 12: The 2014 Bunker Holiday Special!

Don't ask me why I did this late.

And yes, the creator took a hammer to the head.

Anyways, the 2014 BUNKER HOLIDAY SPECIAL! Live at Cameron Indoor Stadium on the West Campus of Duke University in Durham, North Carolina!

Transcript
(Cut to the inside of Cameron Indoor Stadium. The basketball hoops are up, the student section bleachers are closed, and the basketball floor is covered up with black plywood, and there is a large stage with various video screens and a Spectra Chrome version of the Bunker logo (the one made by Comps). There is also lasers in the front row stands)

Narrator: Ladies and gentlemeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!!!!!!! Get ready for THE BUNKER HOLIDAY SPECIAL!

(lasers go off and indoor fireworks go off too)

(the screen shows Billy Mays in a blue Santa suit driving a school bus modded to look like a pickup truck which is capable of hauling the bags of toys and stuff in addition to the requisite four or five kids or whatever, with all the school bus marks spraypainted over with "Billy Mays' Christmas Sled")

Narrator: It was christmas eve. Billy Mays was on his way in his modified school bus to everyone in the world. And there was many presents. The following was included, but not limited to, sliding mouthwiders, balls, toenails, Oxy Burgers, Kool-Aid, Trackmaster toys, toys, video games, and much more!

(Title drop)

Narrator: Cock-a-doodle-doo-doo.

(The lights come on, and we see the Bunker living room)

CC00: (watching christmas specials) Look at John Prescott the Really Hawt Racecar Driver.

REST TBA!