I likz Portal

It's real fun! The cake is still a lie tho (NUUUUU) but YAY winning de gaim is its own reward

BUT I REALLY WANTED CAKE NUUU

No, no you didn't.

NO I'M PRETTY SURE I DID!

No you didn't.

I DID! It's so rich and chocolatey delicious!!!

Urr *Pulls out pocket watch* YOU ARE FALLING INTO A DEEP SLEEP NAO!

NO I'M NOT!

Aw snap.