Small Worlds, Big Drama - Transcript form

I transcribed an entire NickDominates video.

Here ya gooooo

- "K"? Did my own son just "K" me?

(intro)

- "Hey, guys! What is going on? And today we are playing another one of these stupid little games that you guys always request, this one is called 'Smallworlds'."

- "It actually looks pretty cute except for the horrifyingly pale girl that's standing next to me."

- "Look at her, she's showing all the skin."

- "So, it's your girl Anya Dicki here, you know who it is!"

- "And I just spawned in here, and I'm just like... you know... high or something."

- "So I have to click myself... I don't have to click myself honey, your man will click me."

- "Face? Oh my god we can get plastic surgery, this is exactly what I want."

- "Ohhh..."

(disgusted look)

- "Alright, I think that looks good..."

- "I mean, I don't want to be a paley ailey..."

- "Is that my skin or is it snow?"

- "Please, I need a new hairstyle."

- "Oh my god I really need a new hairstyle... just pretty much anything would be better than what I have."

- "That one gives me a big forehead..."

- "I look like a monkey with down syndrome."

- "Alright, there we go, this is cute."

- "Is this the sims 5? It just might be!"

- "Are the characters supposed to look like they have mental illness? Or is that just like a bonus feature?"

- "Pink eyes?! Oh my god, yes!"

- "Oh my god!"

- "Ew!"

- "I'm actually offended by like 90% of these."

- "Alright, those aren't bad or something."

- "Alright we need- oh, we need the most luscious lips."

- "Oh my god, yes."

- "And some pink lips. Don't ask why your man's pencil is pink."

- "Oh, we can get a butt chin, we can get wrinkles- no, I don't want to be an oldy moldy..."

- "Oh, we can get some contouring though. Yeah, let's do some contouring."

- "Alright, there we go!"

(gasp)

- "Oh my god! I look so much better!"

- "Better than you, stupid."

- "Oh my god hi!"

(gasp)

(clapping)

- "I got weed."

- "Umm... what outfit do I want? I want, like a reveali- oh, I want thi- no, that one doesn't show cleavage..."

- "I mean, what I'm wearing now would just get me killed in several countries."

- "Oh, I can't afford it, I'm poor!"

- "Can a man date me?"

- "Can I just try it on and keep it? Like, come on."

- "Oh my god this is exactly what I need in my life!"

- "Alright I can afford it now! I can afford it now!"

- "Oh my god, yes!"

- "Any gents want to meet me on the dance floor?"

- "...And everyone hates me."

- "'Sit at the bar'? Oh, this little blondie knows how to turn up, I wanna be friends with her!"

- "Hey girl that's less prettier than me!"

(gasp)

- "Hi Dan!"

- "Oh, I got a drink! I'm turning up! Oh my god, yes! Look at me!"

- "Oh my god, oh my god! She is just breaking it-"

(Chum Drum Bedrum playing)

- "What is this?"

- "I can shoot it at someone's head? Oh, shoot at this ugly girl."

- "That's a sleeping girl."

- "Level 4, your bae could never."

- "We're going to Anya Dicki's house!"

- "Alright so this is where I'm gonna have to bring back all of my men so I have to make sure there's at least a bed inside."

- "Hello- okay, there's a bed..."

- "It's not a double bed, but there's a bathtub..."

- "I'll give him a foot massage."

- "'Dress my house'?"

- "Oh, she gave me a free chair! I can give someone a lap dance in this chair."

- "Let's put the chair... let's put the chair by the marijuana we can get high while we give him a lap dance."

- "Oh, she's giving me just so much free stuff."

- "Okay, let's put the bed..."

- "Sleep is for ugly people, we'll just put the bed outside."

- "We can woohoo on this couch..."

- "I'll be a stripper and dance on this table..."

- "And this is where I'll make his dinner, in this microwave."

- "Oh, it's on the floor."

- "I'll cook for you, honey."

- "Okay, I can't put it on the counter, so it has to be awkwardly on the floor."

- "Everything a man wants - a couch, a woman stripping on the table and a nice meal."

- "Oh, god, we can actually put songs on here?"

- "Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, do they have it?"

- "Please please please!"

(gasp)

(dancing with Harry Styles standee to "Pillowtalk" by Zayn)

- "Alright I actually can't play it, 'cause you know, my video will get deleted because you know... you know."

- "I don't wanna personalize my home, I wanna get a man! God!"

- "Oh, 'Anya Dicki's House'?"

- "No, this is gonna be 'Anya Dicki's Lair'."

- "'A quiet suburban house'? Oh my god, no."

- "'A place to get freaky and get down and yeah or something'."

- "Pink, I want everything to just be pink. Exterior walls, pink."

- "Ew, do I want regular grass or ratty grass? Why would I want ratty grass?"

(gasp)

- "Oh my god!"

- "Wait, let me take a screenshot!"

- "Oh my god, okay, wait. We have to take one right at the butt."

- "Oh my god."

- "Alright, I wanna go community with people... let's see where I can go-"

(gasp)

- "Valenstine's Day? Oh my god, yes!"

- "Hey lady!"

- "No wonder she's so cold and frigid. She hasn't been with a man in ages."

(gasp)

- "There's a high school? Oh my god, yes."

- "'Harlem High School'?"

- "Four.. four and a half stars? Really? My real-life high school got, like, maybe one star because kids would get stabbed with knifes there, but, you know, who cares?"

- "'No swearing', 'no sexual'? Oh, screw that. I'll do whatever I want, I'm the bad girl in school."

- "Hey everyone, its Anya Dicki, your girl!"

- "Oh, let's go flirt with this shirtless boy."

and this is where I stop and I'll probably finish later