Talk:What up with Mario and Sonic fan wars?/@comment-5047248-20120525012337/@comment-5522118-20120604235024

@CAsEy at last! At last! Finnaly someone who understands! For years ive proclaimed the inferiority of the so-called herores such as this Mario. What has he done other than hold his brother down, knock defenseless creatures out of thier shells, and then waste taxpayer money by galavanting about that hussy of a princess? And his workout routine-nothing short of offensive! Since you are clearly a person (or possibly creature) of great intellect, i shall allow you to become one of my lackeys once i rid the world of such do-goodeing imbeciles! I hereby dub you Gaseous Iguana! My first command: make me a cke.