ALL HAIL GABEN!

All hail Gaben!

Heroes again!

Obiverating that has a number 3!

Nothing can stop him now!

No McDonalds to bring him down

When there's nothing left to win, you lose!

(Bow your food low, all hail Gaben!)

(Bow your food low, all hail Gaben!)

Suffer long and it will set you free,

Only through food trial do we find the weight we need!

It's never over, just another fry!

Of cheeseburgers and bacon, and everything comes through our weight!

Determination of the strong!

Found the meaning that you searched for so long!

All hail Gaben!

Heroes rise again!

Obliterating everything that's number 3!

Nothing can stop him now,

No McDonalds to bring him down!

When there's nothing left to win, you lose!

(Bow your food low, all hail Gaben)

(Bow your food low, all hail Gaben)

Somewhere in Burger we all find our Whoppers!

This destruction is the only tale we tell.

Meat is brown, and brown is Meat,

False is true, and True is false!

Nothing ever fills this sugar inside your heart!

Determination of the overweight!

Found the IHOP they have searched for so long!

All hail Gaben!

Heroes rise again!

Obliterating everything that's number 3!

Nothing can stop him now,

No McDonalds to bring him down!

When there's nothing left to win, you lose!

INSTRUMENTAL

All hail Gaben!

Heroes rise again!

Obliterating everything that's not number 3!

Nothing can stop him now,

No McDonalds to bring you down!

When there's nothing left to lose, you win!

(Bow your food low, all hail Gaben!)

(Bow your food low, all hail Gaben!)