Forum:"The Random Guy" Biography

This is a biography story that will be featured in a later edition of the Random-ness Wiki's newsletter. Beware, it's too random for its own good!

Chapter 1: This is Random Guy
Hello there. Random Guy is a young boy. He lives in a house on Merrycherry lane. There, he has two parents, an older sister, and a younger brother. The sister's name is Pursie. The brother's name is FRANK! Remember that now.

Random Guy's alarm clock rang. He grabbed the clock and hurled it out the window. Across the street, an old guy was upset because all his friends at the Senior Citizen's Home had an alarm clock, but he didn't. Random Guy's clock flew in through the old guy's window. "Hey look, a clock! Whoo-hoo! I'm-a rich!", the old guy jumped up and started dancing. Crack! "Oh! Oh, muh back!", he groaned.

Chapter 2: This is Random Guy's Family
Random Guy went to brush his teeth in the bathroom. When he opened the door, he saw a very disturbing sight. His brother was cleaning the toilet... with Random Guy's toothbrush. "FRANK!", Random Guy yelled. "Glob glob pork chop?", FRANK! asked. Random Guy snatched the toothbrush from his brother's hands! "Why do you have my toothbrush?", Random Guy asked. "Mingle goblin snork flop. Mee mee doo floop rice booky deck", FRANK! replied.

Random Guy lived in a town called "Random City, Utah." There, everyone talked nonsense because the evil king forced them too. But Random Guy and his friend didn't. Why, one day they thought they could take down the evil king so everyone could talk normal. But before I tell you that story, I must tell you this story. I bet you are wondering why Random Guy and HIS friend could talk normal but everyone else couldn't. That comes in the that story I told you about earlier.

FRANK! ran out the room as Random Guy drenched the brush in soap and water, desperately trying to clean it. Soon, Pursie woke up and skipped over to the bathroom. "La dee da dee da", she sang. "Huh? Oh hey there Purse", Random Guy greeted. "La dee da do doo da", she said. "Oh you want to use the bathroom?" "La dee do do bee shaa kee ko." "I'd better get out of here before you kick my heinie?" Pursie nodded her head. "Will do." Random Guy rushed out the door, but Pursie was able to kick his heinie anyway. Random Guy fell down the stairs onto the next floor.

Mom went up to Random Guy with a plate of American cheese. "CHEESE?!", she offered. Dad came into view and pushed Mom away. He held a bucket of fried chicken. "Fried CHICKEN?!", he offered. "No... CHEESE!", Mom yelled. "No cheese... Fried CHICKEN!", Dad yelled. "CHEESE!" "Fried CHICKEN!" "CHEESE!" "Fried CHICKEN!" "CHEESE!" "Fried CHICKEN!" "CHEESE!" "Fried CHICKEN!" "CHEESE!" "Fried CHICKEN!" "CHEESE!" "Fried CHICKEN!"

"CHEESE!"

"Fried CHICKEN!"

"CHEESE!"

"Fried... CHICKEEEEEN!"

And so on and so forth.