THE DOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!!!!!!!!

THE DOOOR!

THE DOOR!

THE DOOR IS EVERYTHING. ALL THAT ONCE WAS AND ALWAYS WILL BE.

THE DOOR CONTROLS TIME AND SPACE, LOVE AND DEATH!

THE DOOR CAN SEE INTO YOUR MIND!

THE DOOR CAN SEE INTO YOUR SOUL!

Really the door can do all that?

PFFT, NO.