Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30357310-20191119004435/@comment-3969350-20200110194722

[A man is relaxing on a lawn chair in his backyard. His wife appears]

Wife: Uh, you do realize it's below freezing, right?

Man: I need to chill because I was so angry when I accidentally broke my Marilyn Monroe figurine.

Wife: GET IN THE DAMN HOUSE! IT'S COLD!

Man: Looks like you need to chill out with me, honey.

Wife: I don't have time for this nonsense. Do you want to die?

Man: (hears his wife's last sentence) No.

Wife: Then please come in!

Man: Holy crap, you're right. I'm coming in right now. (to his lawn chair) Goodbye, lawn chair. At least you won't die in these conditions. (gets in the house with his wife)