Pretty much Every Video Game Creepypasta in a Nutshell

Me: I just got a [insert console name here] with [insert video game name here] already installed!

(Plays the game)

Me: That's odd the screen looks a lot more bloody than normal and the game has ".exe" at the end. It's probably nothing.

Halfway through the first level the character got brutally murdered and came back to life. It said something like you did this to me or whatever and killed me the exact same way it died.

I'm writing this from Hell. It's only a matter of time before I get tossed into a fiery pit to appease Satan. Or Umbridge. I think she took over Satan's post. But hey, good wi-fi down here.