Thread:Sorenrulescool5/@comment-32058977-20180421205704/@comment-30357310-20180422130555

Your version of The Pup House in Slice of Life:

(We open on a scene from one of Pumkin's manga comics. two dogs are having a confrontation, and they "speak" in Tour's voice)

Dog #1: If we cannot decide who gets the triangle of power, then we must...

Dog #2: BATTLE!!!

(the two dogs power up and leap toward a pizza-shaped artifact and shout "YAAAHHHHHHH!!" as the caption is spelled out)

(cut to Pumkin on her bed reading a manga comic)

Pumkin: Ah, nothing like a little manga-reading before dinner.

Merveille: (offscreen) KIDS! PIZZA'S HERE!

(cut to an exterior view of the house, a pizza delivery truck with a sign that says "DELIVERY IN 30 MINUTES OR ELSE" is seen driving away)

(cut to Pumkin walking down the stairway)

Pumkin: In a family this big...

(Pumkin moves to the side of the stairway to avoid her siblings stampeding down, Pepe then comes sliding down the banister)

Dust, Daisy, Hollywood Dog, Gidget, Mr. Peabody, Bolt, Frenchie, and Olive: PIZZA!!!

Pepe: OOH, PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA, YEEES!

Pumkin: ...getting seconds is rare. (runs down)

(cut to a pizza box getting set down on the dining room table)

Pumkin: Especially when it comes to pizza.

(Tour opens the box to reveal a pizza pie. She and her siblings reach in and take out a slice each, leaving only one remaining)

Pumkin: With twelve slices and eleven siblings, there's always one slice left. Who gets the last slice? Well, that's always the problem. Let me tell you about... Pumkin's ABCs to Getting the Last Slice". (the title appears as she speaks it) First, "A"; we argue.

Dust: I'm the oldest, so I should get it!

Gidget: No way! Beauty before age!

Pepe: Oh, then I guess I should get it.

Bolt: You don't need it! You'll just eat your boogers instead!

Pepe: Hmm, true.

Olive: This is bad news anyway you slice it. (laughs) "Get it?

Violet: (blows a raspberry in response to Olive's joke)

Frenchie: I know. I'll just contact the spirits and have them decide.

Hollywood Dog: Dude, dinner's kinda crazy with a spooky little pup like you.

Mr. Peabody: Perhaps I can use my calipers to equally measure us all a piece.

Daisy: Who needs caterpillars? All we have to do is split it evenly 40/40.

(the siblings are still arguing in the background with various speech balloons indicating random objects as if they are cursing)

Pumkin: Arguing never works. So if we can't decide who gets the last slice, it brings us to "B"; we must...(in her imagination, Pumkin spins around and is enveloped in shiny rays of light, the light breaks away to reveal Pumkin in an anime-esque form) ...BATTLE!"

(images of fantastic anime versions of the siblings appear, they shout as they circle the pizza slice and jump for it)

(cut to the exterior view of the house)

Waffle: (offscreen) KIDS! There's no need to fight!

(cut back to the dining room, the siblings, in reality, are piled on top of each other from their fight. Waffle shows them a second pizza box and opens it)

Merveille: (offscreen) We got a second pizza for free!

Pumkin: Of course we always forget about "C"; coupons.

(the siblings zip out of the scene, causing the one slice to drop to the floor, and go to enjoy their second pizza. Pua walks in, sniffs the slice and prepares to eat it, but is met with glares from Pickles, Mr. Guinea Pig, and Hei-Hei. In imagination, like before, the pets assume fantastic anime forms and leap toward the slice)