The Bunker/Episodes/Episode 103: Whitney

Part 1: A (Very Serious) Flashback
October 25, 1978 Jim's Mom: Don't worry, everything will be OK

Jim: Aghapoo poo

Tromedlov: Muhahahahahahaha

Jim's Mom: Noooooo

Tromedlov: (raises gun and kills Jim's Mom)

Jim: pooie u

Tromedlov: (shoots himself)

Jim: haha NUB FAEC

Part 2: Present Time
Applejack: so what was that story all about?

Jim: That was how my mother died, my dad died before of bacon attack.

Applejack:

(Phone Rings)

Jim: Hello?

Voice from Phone: Come to 436 Bacon DR for free tacos!

Jim: Yum! I'll be over there in a minute.

Jim: Hey you, Rheax, Affenpinscher, Rawrlego, should we get some tacos?

Rawrlego, Affenpinscher, and Rheax: Sure!

Rheax: Let's go!

Part 3: At the place
Rheax: I want cotton candy flavor!

Affenpinscher: Cotton candy tacos?

Rheax: I like 'em

Rawrlego: I don't even like tacos.

Jim: Why'd you come then?

Rawrlego: I got bored and happened to be playing a game of Scrabble with Rheax and didn't want to stop.

Rheax: Yea! He won!

Jim: we're here!

Justin Bieber: Wonderful.. just who I was looking for!

Rheax: LEVICORPSUS!

(Justin Bieber flys upwards)

Jim: let's get those tacos!

(Jim opens door)

Whitney: Ahhhh just who I wanted!

Part 4: Rheax, Rawrlego, and Affenpinscher's Attacks
(Whitney shoots at Jim's head but misses)

Rheax: levi-

Whitney: EXPELLIARMUS!

(Rheax's wand flys away and he is launched back by a jinx Whitney put on him into a pile of flour bags)

Rawrlego: I have a banana!

(Rawrlego throws banana at Whitney. It hits ehr but she throws it back at him and he falls back by Rheax)

Affenpinscher: I have some plates

(Affenpinscher throws plates at Whitney and cuts her foot off)

(Whitney throws then back and gets Affenpinscher's wrist. He lies down in pain)

Part 5: Two Deaths Today!
Jim: (pulls out his gun and shoots)

(Bullet hits Whitney's eye)

Whitney: (in pain) AVADRA KEDAVARA!

Jim: (fires gun at same exact second)

(Killing curse hits Jim and bullet hits Whitney's heart)

Rawrlego: JIM!

Rheax: Let's go!

Part 6: Bunker at last!
Rawrlego We're back!

ACF: Where are those tacos!

Rawrlego: It was a scam!

ACF: Did you get anything at least?

Rawrlego: Affenpinscher got a free broken wrist, Rheax got a major headache, I got a cut on my forehead from a banana-

Sir Bubbington: Banana? Hee hee!

Rawrlego -and Jim got killed.

Acf: (gasp)

Rawrlego: At least Whitney did too!