Honest Trailer Parody for Sonic Colours

Welcome one, welcome all, to Dr. Eggman's Incredible Interstellar Amusement Park!

After arriving on the world's oldest and fastest car and discovering that you and your best friend who is half your age can breathe in space, consider travelling to our extravagant variety of attractions, including...


 * Tropical Resort, where you rescue aliens from crazy robots, watch your friend install Google Translate on their iPad and beat down a Ferris wheel!
 * Sweet Mountain, which is literally a ball of cake mixture, home to the world's only dancing pirate ship!
 * Starlight Carnival, where our massively overpowered gunships make you feel small and insignificant by comparison!
 * Planet Wisp, home to adorable aliens and a spinning teacups ride you can talk to after you destroy it!
 * Aquarium Park, home to the world's worst sushi!
 * Asteroid Coaster, where another massively overpowered gunship gets to watch you excersice!
 * And Terminal Velocity, where you betray your best friend, listen to a mad scientist making amusement park puns AND get saved from a black hole by aliens!

Starring...


 * Naruto!
 * Lisa Loud!
 * Echo!
 * Jak and Daxter!
 * Amusement park rides!
 * Old school cars!
 * And a plot to blow up half of the moon!

Sonic Colours!

Coming 2010, only for Wii and DS!