Paper Bunker: The Thousand Year Poptart

It is a game. ABOUT PAPER MOCHLUM AND HIS FRIEND'S ADVENTURES!

Characters
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Playable

 * Mario - Some heroic dude. He went to Bunkerport to find TREASURE! LIEK A PIRAET! But Peach was kidnapped by SPAAAACE people, so he went to find the crystal stars to save them. (played by Mochlum)
 * Goombella - Unknown
 * Koops - A guy who doesn't believe himself cuz his dad was ate by a DRAGON! (dun dun dun) He helps Mochlum by getting stuff from far away with his space telekinesis. (played by Tornadospeed)
 * Flurrie - A girl who likes acting and has epic breath. She helps Mario for some reason. Her counterpart looks disturbing. (played by ACF01)
 * Yoshi Kid - A newborn Yoshi who is forced to fight. (kid abuse, IKR). He is also abused to run really fast and jump over pits. (played by Harris Johnson)
 * Vivian - A Shadow Siren that has evil sisters who hate her. She is kinda hawt. She can vanish into shadow and become invincible to enemy attacks... but she can't move then though. (played by Vivian)
 * Admiral Bobbery - A BOMB that is a PIRAET! THAT CAN BLOW UP! His wife daid while on sea which made him sad. Waaa. (played by MP76)
 * Ms. Mowz - Unknown

NPCs

 * Sir Grodus - An evil dude who laughs weird. He lives in space. He wants to get Crystal Stars to unleash evil stuff to destroy the WORLD! (played by Space Core)
 * Lord Crump - Unknown
 * Peach - Some hawt princess. She found a map, and asked Mario for help to find treasurez, but she got kidnapped. Tec-XX luvs her. She was naked in the game twice. (played by Pinkie Pie)
 * Luigi - Mario's brother. During the adventure, he goes on his own unseen adventure. He saves Princess Eclair from the Chesnut King in the Waffle Kingdom by finding the marvelous compass. (played by Cave Johnson)
 * Waluigi- Expecting a description? TOO BAD WALUIGI TIME! (played by Redsox)