Disney's Lilo and Stitch Turns into an Anime

First of all, it became an anime last year.

It is now called Stitch only. No Lilo.

Now, Stitch goes off to Japan (or was it China?) because Lilo is too busy with that fake red-haired-pickled-nosed guy. Now some girl named Yuna replaces Lilo.

It's now not about aliens, but a horrible rock. A ROCK. I mean, what the heck?!?

So....

 'THE HORROR! THE HORROR!' 

If Walt Disney watched Disney RIGHT NOW, he would cry. Cry... and then die again.