Epic Meap Chronicles (Remastered)

Epic Meap Chronicles (Remastered) is another Epic Story of Meap remastered in new deleted scenes, updated dialogue

Chapter One: The Secret Diary
(cuts to a scene Meap in his home planet writing in his Diary)

Meap: (writing in diary) "Dear diary...today I ate fried chicken"...

(Meap thinks for a minute)

Meap: "Oh yeah and there's some crazy guy that has been stalking me all year, he creeps me out"

Crazy Guy: Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello!

Meap: (quickly closes the curtain in fear) ....

(continues to write in diary)

Meap: "Any way I learned how to say chicken and I think I'll say it now" ... MEAP!

(one minute silence)

Meap: Also I lost my mustache -_-

Crazy Guy: (magically appears in Meap's house)  Hello!

Meap: (puts on mustache) What are you doing in my house?

Crazy Guy: (hands Meap his mail) I was reading your mail.

Meap: O-kay.......Lets see...

(looks at adress)

Meap: Its a letter from Momma Meap!

(reads letter)

Meap: "Dear Meap...its me a supah' Mario, I told you I was gonna track you don't..you loser"

Crazy Guy: (looks at letter) I'm glad I'm not you...then again, I can't read so who knows what that said.

Meap: How did you even get in here I had all the doors and windows locked.

Crazy Guy: My pants are angry..

Meap: Geeze, are all the neighbors crazy..?

Mario: Its'a me a Mario!

Meap: Can you say that C.H.I.C.K.E.N word?

Mario: Chick-in..??

Meap: Get out of here -_-

Mario: But I have some bad news for you.

Meap: I said get out, you said chicken.

Mario: No! Klasky Csupso is eating people's pants.

Meap: That's terrible...yet weird..

Mario: But lets get some chicken first...

Meap: How chicken doesn't exist on this place.

Mario: We can use my pipe I took to get here.

(Mario and Meap jump in the time)

Chapter 2: KFC
(Mario and Meap jump out of the warp pipe)

Meap: What are the odds that the pipe took us straight to KFC.

Mario: Its the best chicken restaurant in the world..duh..

Employe: Welcome to KFC, how may I take your order?

Meap: I'll take a....nugget in a biscuit.

Mario: Lame! I'll have some spaghetti.

Man: We don't serve spaghetti..

Mario: Give me some spaghetti now!

Employe: Name one time we served spaghetti at KFC.

Meap: None...

Mario: Nobody asked you!

Employe: Your friends right...

M ario: 'Its quite simple, all I want is a'da spicy spaghetti with you know the sauce.

(Meap robs some guy while Mario is talking)

M ario: 'And those big juicy meatballs and the sauce...oh yeah I already said sauce..

Employe: For the last time we don't serve spaghetti!

Klasky Csupso: HA HA HA HA! (eats employes pants)

Employe: Aaaaah!

Mario: Aaaah! Rainbow unicorn undies!!

Employe: It was a present from my mom...mom-ster friend.

Meap:'(ties up man's arms and legs and steals wallet) Now stay down!

Mario: Lets go, they don't even sell spaghetti.

(Mario and Meap go into the pipe)

Chapter 3: Speaking Italian
Mario: You know when it comes to the ladies I speak italian pretty good.

Meap: What does that have to do with anything...besides aren't you involved with Peach?

Mario: Who said anything about dating, I can't help if the ladies are breaking down my door.

Meap: (not caring) Uh...huh...., chicken? Ha! I said it!

(Mario walks over to a women)

Mario: Ehi brutta puzzi come il palmo della hiney una vecchia capra, di

Women: (reads Italian translation book) Huh..?

Mario: Tu sei la più brutta ragazza nel mondo intero e ti puzza così male

Meap: Stop with the games, that girl is ugly anyway!

Women: (peper sprays Meap)

Meap: Aaaaah! (eyes burn)