Tito Dick Visits Pantomime Mime

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Tito Dick Visits Pantomime Mime is a pantomime and a spin-off of Pantomime Mime, released throughout January each year at a randomly decided theatre in every country. You are all free to add characters and scenes to this page..

Origins
The Metropolitan Opera House was used to put on the first performance, which was taped and released via home media and the internet.

Lana
The female lead protagonist of the show. She is one of the people having to deal with Tito Dick's usual shenanigans.

Tito Dick
A strabic Filipino-American man who has come to fuk biches, write evil plans, and distribute pornography and copies of DEVO vinyl records. One of his plans is to commit a huge massacre of vegans on World Vegan Day.

Mallow
Mallow has a thing for cooking, breaking the fourth wall and making random pop culture references. She is best friends with Lana and pretty much the entire audience.

DEVO
A group of 5 men wearing yellow radiation suits and plastic red flowerpots on their heads. In this play, they are depicted like this:


 * Josh 1 - The (usually) quiet one
 * Jerry - The brainy one
 * Mark - The crazy one
 * Bob - The comedic relief-providing one
 * Josh 2 - The bald one

They are weirded out by Tito Dick's plan to distribute vinyl records of their work.



Bridget
A mouse lady who appears in the play as the other female lead protagonist. She is depicted as a fashion freak in this play.

Sgt. Psyclopps
A member of the comedy punk rock band The Radioactive Chicken Heads who serves as the play's narrator.

Robbie Rotten
The sexiest supervillain alive. He wants the town to be 27 times more lazy than before.

The Catillac Cats
A gang of anthro cats. Consists of Riff-Raff, Cleo, Hector, Wordsworth, and Mungo.

Ben
An Aurora, Colorado man with a cardboard box covering his face.

Luan


A tween lesbian who is going insane right now.

Lincoln
A boy who has 10 sisters. He is weirded out by his sister dating one of two gigantic mouse women in this play.

The Rock-afire Explosion
An animatronic band. It consists of Billy Bob Brockali, Looney Bird, Dook LaRue, Fatz Geronimo, Beach Bear, Mitzi Mozzarella, and Rolfe DeWolfe and Earl Schmerle. Rolfe and Beach Bear are a married gay couple, while Mitzi is bisexual and dating Luan. This time, Mallow is fine with this as she supports gay marriage now.

Arylon
A dancing girl known as the "Spirit of the Ring", who lives in a gold ring.

Dancers
Four men in somewhat revealing attire who dance alongside Arylon whenever she's on the stage.



Minerva Mink
A mink (duh!!!) who acts as fanservice for the entire damn audience.

REST TBA!!!