Tuesday's Christmas Party

Inspired by a fantastic video called Makoto's Christmas Party.

I decided to make my own version of it but with my TLH ocs (plus Stella because it just wouldn't work without her uwu) because why not?

Tuesday [interview]: Alright... it's just gonna be so much fun. [smiles]

[CUT TO: Tuesday barging into the office at night with some Christmas decorations in her arm.]

Tuesday: IT'S FUCKIN' COLDER THAN A WITCH'S TIT OUT THERE! Take this.

[Tuesday shoves the Christmas decorations into Tessie's arms.]

Tuesday [narration]: Our manager, Anne, has appointed me and my assistant Tessie to throw a bomb dot com Christmas party.

''[CUT TO: Tuesday and Tessie at a table. Tessie sets a plate of chips onto the table.]''

Tuesday: I SAID NO CARBS!

[Tuesday chucks the chips at the wall.]

[CUT TO: a clip of Tessie and Tuesday high-fiving.]

Tuesday [narration]: [narration] Our C.E.O., Ai Enoshima, is going to be attending to congratulate us-

[Sudden cut to Keith]

Keith [interview]: My only Christmas wish this year is to not get my wheelchair stolen anymore...

''[CUT TO: A shot of Vernon decorating a Christmas tree. After he finishes, he drinks a bottle of Pepsi with an "EGG NOG" Sticky note label on it.]''

[CUT TO: Maya, giving her interview.]

Maya: Oh, I do NOT celebrate Christmas, I think this is all bullshit, I don't necessarily celebrate the festivities...

[CUT TO: Maya going ballistic.]

Maya: FUCK YOU ALL IN YOUR HOLIDAY HOLEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

[Cut to: Tuesday with Anne at her desk.]

Tuesday: Anne, I want a raise!

['Anne' chucks a decoration at Tuesday's head.]

Tuesday: HELP!

[Camera pans to show Keith laying on the floor, stomach-down.]

Keith: Someone took my FUCKING WHEELCHAIR, I'M GONNA KICK THEIR GODDAMN ASS!

Vernon: Learn to walk, ya fuckin' loser! [wheeze]

Noah: Yeah, you lazy piece o' shit!

''[Camera reveals that Noah is the one who stole Keith's wheelchair. Noah calmy picks up a phone.]''

Noah: Yes, I'm still here~

[CUT TO: Tuesday looking out of a window.]

Tuesday: SHITFUCK SHE'S HERE. TESSIE I NEED YOU TO TELL OUR BOSS THE C.E.O. HAS ARRIVED. [pushes Tessie] GO! GO!

[Tessie runs away.]

Tuesday: EVERYBODY! OUR C.E.O. IS HERE, I WANT YOU ALL TO LOOK LIKE YOU WITNESSED THE MOST SHOCKING EVENT OF YOUR LIFE! NOW!

[CUT TO: Anne's interview.]

Anne: Am I scared of her? No. She's a BITCH-

[Tessie walks over to Anne.]

Tessie: She's here.

Anne: Agh, FUCK!

[Anne runs out to greet Ai.]

Anne: Hey, it's nice to see you! Thanks for making the trip down to our office... oh, and... Merry Christmas.

[Anne frantically shakes Ai's hand.]

Ai: I don't celebrate Christmas.

[Maya claps.]

Ai: My assistant Stella LOVES it. She's a gay.

Stella: Actually, no-

Tessie: Oh, she's gonna feel right at home here!

Ai: I just love what you've done with the place... you even got your own Jesus!

[Camera shows Keith back in his wheelchair.]

Keith: Heh, God bless you Ma'am.

[Ai throws a weird puppet across the room and it hits the floor while she's walking around the office.]

Stella: I've been an assistant... for 2 years.

Tessie: I've been an assistant for 3 years.

Tuesday: Did she also tell you she still believes in Santa Claus? Or that she's adopted?

Stella: Who's this guy?

Tuesday: Someone who jumped off a roof and only sprained her ankle, the fuck are you bringin' to the table, dipshit?!

Stella: You wanna say that to my FACE?!

Tuesday: I would if you had one, but all I see is an ASS with TWO EYES!

[Stella throws a decoration at Tuesday, who in turn falls into the Christmas tree behind her.]

Tuesday: WORST CHRISTMAS!!!!!!

[CUT TO: Everyone (sans Maya and Ai) singing Jingle Bells, but a power outage occurs.]

Stella: Augh!

Keith: What the fuck?

Anne: Alright, calm down, calm down. I'm gonna check the brakers.

Vernon: Ughh... I think we're locked in.

Keith: Great, now we're stuck at this shitty party!

Tuesday: Oh fuck you, Keith.

''[Anne is heard screaming. Everyone runs to see what happened.]''

[Anne is seen lying face down on the floor.]

Tuesday: Oh, Jesus Christ! FUCK she's dead.

Noah: No time like the present!

[Noah steals Anne's wallet.]

Tuesday: DAMNIT TESSIE, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND PROTECT ME!

Tessie: [huddled close to Stella] No thank you!

Tuesday: NOT TESSIEEEEE-