Peanut Otter's Disco/Luck By My Side

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PEANUT OTTER'S DISCO

Created by: Pb&jotterisnumber1

Developed by: KirbiMiroir PixelMiette Timebomb192potato

(Miroir is seen standing out in the snow)

Miroir: Alright, for the last time, this is my final visit to the disco!

(Miroir steps in. Everyone is silent, and there is no music playing)

Miroir: I can fix this!

(Miroir props an iPad onto the wall and has it play "Lullaby" from Insaniquarium Deluxe)

Keine: What kind of dance should we do?

Mokou: Let's try something soft and slow.

(Keine and Mokou do a soft, slow dance. Over time, others mimic them. Miroir then notices something)

Miroir: Hey, is it okay if I count everyone here?

Peanut: Sure! Everyone in line!

(Everyone except Miroir gets in line. Miroir starts counting)

Miroir: Peanut, Jelly, Butter, Edd, Eddy, Jon, Homer, Mordecai...

(A few moments later...)

Miroir: Mokou, Nai-Nai... tell me that's everyone.

Lillie: Everyone except Zak and Wheezie.

Miroir: In that case, I have a task to fulfil. (walks over to Shine) If you don't mind, I'd like to have the dragon scale.

Shine: Sure! Be my guest!

(Miroir takes the scale, then walks to the centre of the room and closes his eyes)

Miroir: I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart!

(Miroir performs a few summoning poses, just as he and the scale burst into flames)

Keine: Talk about special effects!

Mokou: Come to think of it, why did he make those poses?

(Lillie walks over to Mokou)

Lillie: It dates back to his time as a Summoner.

Mokou: And when was that?

Lillie: Oh, only back in Episode 71.

(the fourth wall visibly shatters)

Keine: Th-That's over five hundred episodes ago!

(the fourth wall visibly shatters again)

Lillie: Yes, although only about a year or two has passed since then.

(the fourth wall visibly shatters a third time)

Lillie: Oh, I think the fourth wall needs repairing...

Mokou and Keine: It was your fault for breaking it in the first place!

(Miroir comes back in a burst of flame with Zak & Wheezie)

Zak: Why'd you interrupt our class over at the School in the Sky?

Wheezie: We were learning about the evils of communism!

Miroir: Who cares, we need you two for our big Christmas celebration!



(Peanut is decorating a vintage aluminum Christmas tree with Carlton Heirloom Collection ornaments)

Peanut: Glad I'm honoring the silly melon head by placing her Carlton Heirloom Christmas ornament on the tree I bought on eBay for like $100,000,000.

Juanita: Feliz Navidad, mi esposo!

Peanut: Hey my Juan-Juan. Merry Christmas!

(Cleo walks up to Peanut and Juanita)

Cleo: Am I interrupting?

Juanita: No, amigo mío.

Cleo: Well, I celebrate Ramadan and Eid al-Adha, the latter of which is an Islamic religious holiday.

Peanut: That's fine. Holidays from all parts of the world matter!

(Pixel runs in)

Pixel: Merīkuraisurā!

(Silence)

Pixel: Ugh. Merry Chrysler.

Peanut: It's Merry Christmas! Damn it.

Pixel: Don't test me Peanut.

Peanut: Fine.



Brian: Finally, Christmas!

Pixel: Brian, I'm gonna bet you my kidney if I end up getting nothing but socks again.

Brian: Okay Pixel.

(Dongwa pops out of Brian's robe's pocket)

Dongwa: Yeah, I hope you get some awesome presents!

Pixel: Thanks. And now, I begin my annual present dumpster diving ceremony.

(Pixel jumps into the large mountain of presents and fishes out one with her name on it.)

Pixel: Found one! (slides out the present mountain and rips it open)

(Pixel opens up the present and pulls out Demencia dakimakura.)

Pixel: (cackling uncontrollably) Who the f is responsible for this?

Brian: Time to find me, and Dongwa, some presents!

(Brian lets Dongwa out of his robe's pocket and they jump into the large mountain of presents)

Dongwa: *pulls out a present with his name on it* I found one!

(Dongwa opens the present and pulls out a copy of the 2012 LazyTown DVD "Welcome to LazyTown")

Dongwa: Hahaha, I got LazyTown on DVD!

(Brian pulls out a present, opens it, and pulls out a LGBT flag)

Brian: Yes, me and Dongwa finally get to show our pride!

(Dongwa pulls out a present)

Dongwa: Hey Pixel, Yoko got this present for you!

(Dongwa throws the present to Pixel, and she opens it, pulling out the Timothy Goes to School DVD "The Great Race".)

Pixel: Ah, sweet! Thanks!

(Pixel rummages through the presents again and throws one of them at Brian.)

Brian: Hell yeah!

(Brian opens the present to reveal a picture of him and Dongwa kissing)

Brian: *blushes* Um, Pixel, were you spying on me and my boyfriend again?

Pixel: (snickering)

Brian: (hugs Pixel) Thanks for the photo anyways!

(Cut to Dongwa pulling out a present for Pixel)

Dongwa: Pixel, here's another present!

(Dongwa throws the present to Pixel, and she opens it, pulling out a jumbo-sized carton of chocolate-flavored bleach. Miroir then dashes into the room and gasps)

Miroir: Uh... Pixel? Is that a jumbo-sized carton of chocolate-flavoured bleach?

Pixel: (smug smirk thing) Maybe...

Miroir: Seriously, though, how can chocolate-flavoured bleach exist?

Pixel: But it's not actually bleach. It won't really kill you like actual bleach would.

(Carolina strolls in, holding a present for Miroir)

Carolina: Here, Miroir!

(Miroir throws the present into the air, then draws a laser katana and uses it to slice the wrapping in half)

Miroir: Oh my GOSH, the Insaniquarium Deluxe soundtrack on DVD?

Carolina: Yes.

Miroir: Thanks, Carol! Your present taste is borderline perfect!

Carolina: Anytime. I just thought your passion for Insaniquarium meant that gift for you equaled a must-have.