How a Jiggy caused a Hype Explosion

June 11, 2019.

Konanoki, Zuli, Pixla and Moon Snail were watching the Nintendo Direct as it was about to end. Then, the Direct faded to black, before a familiar cross pattern appeared, then showing several Nintendo Heroes fighting Villains, just like the K. Rool reveal trailer.

"What. Smash?" Zuli perked up.

"Smash?" Pixla said in a rather confused tone.

All Moon Snail had was an "owo" face.

"Smash 2." Konanoki jokingly said in reference of The Hero's reveal earlier in the direct.

"SMAHS???" Zuli exclaimed.

Pixla made an "uwu" face.

Then, the villain fight roll finished then and it showed Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong and King K. Rool relaxing on DK's house.

"DONKE KON" Zuli screamed.

"More dk?" Pixla asked.

Then, a yellow puzzle piece bounced across the room. This caught everyone's attention, perking them up.

"WAIT, BANJO?!" Zuli exclaimed.

"Oooooo..." Moon Snail uttered.

"BANJO!" Konanoki exclaimed too.

"BANJO!" So does Moon Snail.

"IU CHA!!" Konanoki exclaimed yet again

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" Moon Snail screamed.

"I'M NOT EATING A SHOE! YOU ARE, ZULI!" Konanoki screamed to Zuli, as he exclaims "OH MY GOD" repeatedly.

Moon Snail was still screaming. "THEM!!!"

Soon, the room was screaming both "OH MY GOD" and "BANJO" constantly.

Then the bait and switch happened. Duck Hunt fucked everything up.

"f" Pixla said.

"Fuck you duck hunt" Said Zuli.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Moon Snail screams in agony.

"...Duck Hunt get rekt by Banjo and Kazooie in 3, 2, 1..." Konanoki said, and when just after he says "1", Banjo and Kazooie appear and scare Duck Hunt away. Then the Banjo-Kazooie gameplay montage begins.

"hi" Pixla said.

"YES" Moon Snail screamed.

"nice." Pixla said yet again.

"YUH HUH!" Moon Snail said, imiating Banjo.

The room was full of "OH MY GOD" and "YES".

"NINTY, I FORGIVE YOU FOR THE HERO NOW!" Moon Snail exclaimed.

"LMAO, so only Zuli eats a shoe." Pixla said.

"I FORGIVE YOU, NINTENDO!" Zuli screamed, ignoring what Pixla said.

"i think" Pixla muttered.

"I'M SO HAPPY EVEN THOUGH I NEVER PLAYED BANJO-KAZOOIE" Screamed Moon Snail.

Then King K. Rool collapsed in the floor, making a hole in his shape. And a huge rock falls on where the hole is, covering the rock.

"K. ROOL IS DEAD!" Konanoki screamed.

"KING K. ROOL HECKIN DIED" So did Moon Snail.

"Wait, Banjo means...maybe...NEW BANJO!!!" Screamed Zuli.

"K. Rool is canonically dead." Said pixla as Konanoki and Moon Snail set up a picture to pay respects to the now dead Kremling King.

"f, 2 dlcs characters announced at once." Pixla said.

Then the group discussed the possiblity of a new Banjo-Kazooie game due to their inclusion in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, before the direct showed off The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild's sequel before it ended.

That day was a fun day, all thanks to a jiggy.