User blog comment:Redsox1099/Random Topic Blogging!/@comment-26124383-20120103234430

Mario woke up last night in the hospital with a concussion he got after getting hit by a truck shipping CoD games. He now has amnesia, and has no idea how to do anything. It is rumored that now Super Mario 3D Land 2 might be cancelled because Mario forgot how to save the princess. Later that day, Sonic died of anger issues and Link fell into a poll, so now we have no good games anymore and the CoD truck won. Also, Skyrim kidnapped Bowser who kidnapped Peach who kidnapped Toads (don't ask). So the police arrested everyone in Skyrim's castle which has Bowser's Castle in it which has Peach's castle in it, because everyone in there kidnapped somebody. And then Call of Doody exploded, so good AND bad games were destroyed so gaming downfalled and now we all read books and play board games. Boring board games. AND THE PROTECT IP ACT WAS APPROVED AND MOVIES BLEW UP SO NOW THE WORLD IS READING BOOKS BUT NOW ALL GOOD BOOKS AND TOYS AND GAMES SO NOW the world is boring.

(wakes up)

THAT WAS A HORRIBLE DREAM!