The Epic Random-ness Story!

Don't edit this please!

The Begining
Something happened.

Doof's Jingle People: BOB BUNNONS! WHERE THE FOOD IS GOOD! BUT NOT TO GOOD EH?

Ferb: (Blinks)

Meap: Meap. (I like pie)

Doof: Good for U! Meet my PICKLE!

Pickle: I'm late for an apponitment.

The pickle runs away.

Harry Potter: Expecto Waffles!

It started raining waffles.

Ferb: HOLY CRAP!

Meap: Meap! (You talked!)

Ferb: ME LIKES WAFFLES! (Eats all the waffles)

Harry Potter: Expecto Evil Demon Potatoes!

Meap: Meap. (Your an idiot Harry)

Harry: WHAT THE CRAP IS U SAYIN. OH WAIT, LEMME DO SOMETHIN.

Harry: (Waves his wand) Make Meap mis-understand mouthing Meap!

Meap: Hey! I can talk!

Suddenly, Pinoccio flew in.

Pinoccio: I'M A REAL BOY!

Evil Demon Potatoes: AIGHDRFUIGBDSIHGIRUHDSGUIRIOGDFILHB!

Meap: HOLY-

Then Pinoccio transformed into THE EVIL DEMON POTATO GOD!

Ferb: (Looks at wrist) Uh.. Gotta run! (Runs home)

Meap: He's a wimp.

Voldemort: I NEED TO MAKE HORCRUXZ! OOH! (Makes Meap a Horcrux)

Meap: NO!

Giant Snake: RAWR!

Meap: Hesh, ongh, sdofi. (BEAT IT YOU STUPID SNAKE, AND GETTA JOB!)

Giant Snake: I was going to share mai waffles.

Meap: GIVE ME WAFFLES!

Rains waffles.

Meap: That... was... AWESOME!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

The Exciting Middle Part
Harry Potter: LET'S KILL THE HORCRUXZ!

Meap: NO!

Meap shoots a Blue beam at Harry, but he shoots a Orange beam back!

Meap: I... can't... let you win!

Meap: AVADICA KEDAVRA!

Meap's Beam turns Green, and Harry falls over. Dead.

Meap: MWHAHAHA!

Voldemort: Good job, Meap!

Meap: My meap-spell is wearing meap-off!

Cheeseball: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait! Cookie!

A cookie flew in, and killed Voldemort.

Cookie: I WUV U MEAP!

Meap: Meap-NO!

Meap gets angry, and he grows Shoop-Da-Whoop's face!

Shoop-Da-Meap: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

Cookie: Oh crap. (Explodes)

Meap: Meap! (My spell wore off!)

TO BE WRITTEN...