Logankart2000's SMB Creepypasta

Me and my friend recently got Super Mario Bros and an NES from a local shop across the street. We were very excited. We got back to our house, unwrapped everything, and put it in. The title screen was the same as what we expected, but not the actual game. We selected 2-player, and the game began. The game was more realistic and less 8-bit. We were suspicous, but we played away. Finally we got to the level with Pirahna Plants. My friend accidently got gobbled up by one. Very realistic. First his leg. Then his head. Then his hand. Other leg. Other hand. This scared us so much I was about to faint. Then we quit and selected 1-player, thinking I should try by myself. And I didn't get ate by a Pirahna Plant, but I got hit with those little thingies that Koopas drop. My player started bleeding like crazy, all over. And so he died. My friend told me to get "out of his way" and let him try. I did, but he got squashed by a Goomba. It squeezed everything out of his body. Blood and gore everywhere. A bone here. A part of his heart there. I picked up the NES and litterally threw it out the window. Then my friend took the game and did the same. Although the game didn't break. I was scared as heck by this. If my friend wasn't there to comfort me, I would've had a heart attack. But I didn't. And now I was in my bed, curled up in a ball, shivering. The next morning I vowed to not play ANY video games at all. I didn't want Sonic the Hedgehog to be skinned alive, you know. The end.