100 Most Legit Answers


 * 1) MY MOM!
 * 2) Cuz i'm adorbz
 * 3) Put me into a core, murdered me, tried murdering me again, and put me in a potato.
 * 4) What?
 * YEA
 * 1) It's in your armpit!
 * 2) Pretend it never happened.
 * See, this is why I don't read fanfics.
 * 1) Because I am a creepy stalker.
 * 2) I'm jealous of your mustache!
 * WTF
 * 1) AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE