BIG BOUNCY INFLATABLE GREEN ZEYPH

Zeyphr: Has this ever happened to you?

Pre: I have no ball! D:

Zeyphr: Well, whine no further! Thanks to the BIG BOUNCY INFLATABLE GREEN BALL, you'll never not have a BIG BOUNCY INFLATABLE GREEN BALL again!

Pre: What'd she say?

Zeyphr: That's right! Why not have a BIG BOUNCY INFLATABLE GREEN BALL when you could have a BIG BOUNCY INFLATABLE GREEN BALL?

Pre: That makes sense!

Zeyphr: You might be thinking, "What's so good about a BIG BOUNCY INFLATABLE GREEN BALL, it's just a ball, right?" WRONG! >:D It's not just a ball, it's a BIG BOUNCY INFLATABLE GREEN BALL!

Pre: Say WHAAAAAAAAAT?

Zeyphr: There's plenty of reasons to have a BIG BOUNCY INFLATABLE GREEN BALL! Throw it at your friends!*Splice throws it at Pre* Throw it at your enemies! *Pre throws it at Solaria* Throw it at your dog! *Solaria throws it at Fenrir The Entei From The Loins Of Transylvania*

Fenrir: WOOF! :D

Zeyphr: Throw it at your cat! *Fenrir throws it at Sparky*

Sparky: MEOW. D:<

Zeyphr: Throw it at yourself! *Splice throws it at a mirror, which deflects the BIG BOUNCY INFLATABLE GREEN BALL and it hits Splice really hard in the face*

Splice: OW! PAIN! PAI-*Cutoff*

Zeyphr: Throw it at your Ferrari! *Sora throws it at his Keyblade* Throw it at Ecco! *Splice throws it at Ecco...he deserved it for dragging him around the ocean* And, for the really daring, throw it at a potato! *Zeyphr throws it a a potato*

Potato: Ow.

Zeyphr: PO-TAY-TOE. The possibilities are endless with the BIG BOUNCY INFLATABLE GREEN BALL! So what are you waiting for? Order your BIG BOUNCY INFLATABLE GREEN BALL and you'll never not say you don't love the BIG BOUNCY INFLATABLE GREEN BALL ever again!

Pre: SAY WHAAAAAAAAAT?

Zeyphr: