Random-ness Heroes

Story
Blah Blah Blah Robotnik invites Sonic and his friends to a Tea Party but, and NOBODY cares. Then he takes over the world and everybody has to help. Oh yeah, and if you have the time you can beat story mode as all teams and get all chaos emeralds to get the real last secret ending and secret last boss.

Unlocking the Teams Above

 * To unlock Team Recolor, you must get to the point in the game Sonic tells Shadow he hates recolors, including Shadow for being a recolor of him.
 * To unlock Team Platypus, get to the point in the game where Knuckles lays an egg and they start talking about egg laying mammals
 * To unlock Team Link, lift the Master Sword out of a temple in Seaside Hill, as any of the starting teams, except for Team Rose, who beat the level outside the Temple.
 * To unlock Team Lolwut, beat the game as any of the starting teams, except for Team Rose, because they beat the game earlierz.
 * To unlock Team Donald Derp, Sonic must Sez to Tails to not smoke, because Donald Derp will set bad examples for him.
 * To unlock Team Retro Mickey, beat the game as any unlocked team.
 * To unlock The Team of People Alternate Phineas is to obsessed with, you must make Alternate Phineas play your copy of Sonic Heroes.
 * To unlock Team WHAT THE HECK IS DAT!, you must get Sonic to dance in girl's underwear shouting "I'm a pretty boy!".
 * To unlock Team Mustache, ripoff Robotnik's mustache.
 * To unlock Team Tails, play over 30 minutes of gameplay with Tails.
 * To unlock Team Fat People, beat the game as Team Sonic, unlock Team Mario, and Beat The Fat Guy Boss at the Mc. Donalds Zone.
 * To unlock Team Minecraft,find the hidden Platyborg in level 5.Same with the hidden Perry in level Q(Unlocked by finding the hidden Platyborg in level 5).
 * To unlock Team Pokemon, make Ash play your copy of Sonic Heroes.
 * To Unlock Team Visible you must eat Potatoes while singing the camp fire song song in a high chair hand cuffed.
 * To unlock Team Big, play every level of the game as Big's cousin Small.
 * To unlock Mystery Team, beat the game as Knuckles, Amy, Shadow, or Espio (Team Chaotix).
 * To unlock Team Sesame Street Fairies, murder the team with Amy, Cream, and Big.
 * To unlock Team Lion King, have Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles sing Hakuna Matata.
 * To unlock Team Mario have Sonic join the Olympic Games with other Sonic and Mario characters.
 * To unlock Team Dinkleberg, blame everything that goes wrong in the game on Dinkleberg.
 * To unlock Team Annoying, be as annoying as you can to the other players.
 * To unlock Team Dorky,be Sonic and sing "Good Night Olivia"
 * To unlock Team Cutie Mark Crusaders, either crusade for your cutie mark or sing Sweetie Belle's hit single "Hush now, quiet now"
 * To unlock Team Ghostos, you must make my little sister play your copy of this game.
 * To unlock Team Meme, either find the hidden Weegee, discover the secret enteance to Level 42 and beat it, or shout "DOCTOR OCTOGONAPUS!" as every non-secret team.
 * To unlock Team Alternate Phineas, you must do RB.
 * To unlock, Team BLONIC, you must make Sonic explode!
 * To unlock Team Classic Moon snail, you have to make tails choke and kill sonic with a maxim tomato.
 * To unlock Team Moon snail's childhood, you must beat the game as Team Moon Snail, then take out your copy of Sonic Heroes, then within a ten second timespan, put in your copy of Spyro the dragon, then press X until you see "Good job! You're almost done!", then take out Spyro the Dragon, once again not turning off the system, then put BOTH Crash Bandicoot 2 and any spongebob-related disc (Including Wii games, CD roms and DVD discs) AT THE SAME TIME, then complete the level you're resented with. Once this is all done, you will get the message "Well done! You unlocked Moon Snail's Childhood team! Now, take the discs out without turning off the system, or within 30 seconds, we will lock it again!". Do exactly as told. If you don't, you will need to do EVERYTHING all over again, including beating the game with Moon Snail team again. This can only be done on the PS2 version.
 * To unlock Team Mr. Men and Little Miss, you must force Little Miss Helpful to play your copy of Sonic Heroes.
 * To unlock Team Railway Series, either drive around the boom gates at a level crossing during a Day Out with Thomas event, or force Sonic to drive Gordon into the sea.
 * To unlock Team Scary Logos, hit Sonic with a pizza shaped like the Viacom V of Doom in the face.
 * To unlock Team WTF? you must make Maxwell the scribblenaut play your copy of Sonic Heroes.
 * To unlock Team Sexy Old Men, you must find all three of them in the Knight Academy's bathhouse in Skyloft Cloud Zone.
 * To unlock Team Railroads, you must eat a pizza in G-Major.
 * To unlock Team Anti-Adobe, you must get to the point in the game where Sonic throws his PC out of the Knight Academy's Bathouse window because his flash player is old.
 * To unlock the expanding team, play Dankey Kang and expand your dong.
 * To unlock Team Speed Racers, make Sonic, Shadow, Amy, or Espio play Speed Racer (Arcade version).
 * To unlock Team Tikal, take Tails, Rouge, Cream, or Annoying to the top of the pyramid in the Mystic Ruins.
 * To unlock Team Pit Fighters, make Knuckles, E123-Omega, Big, or Vector play Pit-Fighter (Arcade version).
 * To unlock Team Monster Trucks, you must either find the secret entrance to the Sega Speedway to play the Monster Truck Driving minigame in the Fear Factor Extreme Dare Zone and beat said minigame, shout "WHAT A SAVE!" as any non-unlockable team, or find all 3 trucks in the Knight Academy's bathhouse's parking lot.
 * To unlock Team Wayside, you must shout "I LOVE YOU TODD!" as any non-unlockable team.
 * To unlock Team THERE YA GO!, you must find the hidden sandwhich spread jar underneath the crushed taxi-cab in the Desert Zone.
 * To unlock the nWo, you must either beat the nWo Boss (Hollywood Hogan) in Toilet Paper Roll Zone, discover the secret entrance to the nWo Zone in the Knight Academy's bathhouse and beat the Secret Driver Boss (Rob Knell), beat the secret last boss, or get Hollywood Hogan to play your copy of Sonic Heroes.
 * To unlock Team Two Anthropomorphic Dogs, you must become a Werecollie and play the game afterwards.
 * To unlock Team Shrek Twinkies, you must eat Twinkies while hand-cuffed to the couch.
 * To unlock Team Moon Snail, beat the game with Classic Moon snail.
 * To unlock Team Spore, you must defeat the Grox as Team Chaotix. To get to the Grox, you have to get to the point where the speed character slaps Moon Snail for talking about the Grox for the umpteenth time.
 * To unlock Team Pooh Goes Poop, play as team Sonic, then kill off Sonic and Knuckles in Haunted Woods zone. Then go to the toilet abut 10 more times than recommended by the game (Go into it 345 times.) Afterwards, battle Shrek.
 * To unlock Team Sonic Adventure Sonic, be Shadow and say "You can't stop me." This can only be done on the PC version.
 * To unlock Team Rush Adventure, you have to make Silver choke and kill Blaze with a maxim tomato.
 * To unlock Team Conker, you must get Sonic to the bar in Seaside Hill, then take out your copy of Sonic Heroes, then within a ten second timespan, put in your copy of Conker: Live & Reloaded, then press A until you see "Good job! You're almost done!", then take out Conker: Live & Reloaded, once again not turning off the system, then put BOTH Halo 2 and any spongebob-related disc (Including Wii games, CD roms and DVD discs) AT THE SAME TIME, then complete the level you're resented with. Once this is all done, you will get the message "Well done! You unlocked Moon Snail's Childhood team! Now, take the discs out without turning off the system, or within 30 seconds, we will lock it again!". Do exactly as told. If you don't, you will need to do EVERYTHING all over again, including beating the game with Moon Snail team again. This can only be done on the Xbox version.
 * To unlock Team Ozcrash, you must defeat Ozcrash as Team Oldies. To get to Ozcrash, you have to get to the point where the power character pulls down her pants and poops.
 * To unlock Team Crash 2 Coco, play as Team Moon snail's childhood and bring an extra Battery for Tails as Crash.
 * To unlock Team Let's Go, make Sonic, Tails, Rouge, Cream, Blaze, Silver, or Marine say "Let's Go."
 * To unlock Team Sonic Adventure Sonic, be Shadow and say "You can't stop me." This can only be done on the PC version.
 * To unlock Team Sonic World Marines, you must have Marine shout "I'm not giving up!". This can only be done on the PC version.
 * To unlock Team Mirabelle Haywood, you must get Amy to be her classic self in overalls shouting "Give me the pockets!".
 * To unlock Team Bushes, you must get Amy to pee in the bushes in overalls in her classic form, then take out your copy of Sonic Heroes, then within a ten second timespan, put in your copy of Billy Hatcher & the Giant Egg, then get Rolly to pee in the bushes in overalls. This can only be done on the Gamecube version.
 * To unlock Team Team P*ssastic, you must get Conker to P*ssastic.