(Phone Rings)

(Me:) (answers phone)

(Guy on Phone:) CONGRATULATIONS! You have been selected to win valuable prizes if you just answer these two simple questions! First Question: What is the sound a Cat makes?

(Me:) Meow.

(Guy on Phone:) CORRECT! And now, what is the sound a DOG makes?

(Me:) DUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (hangs up)