Your Favorite Quotes

From a video game, movie, TV show, book, anything!

Kid Icarus: Uprising
Pit: "Cragalanche huh? What are you? A monster truck?"

Viridi: "Pit huh? What are you? A hole in the ground?

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Pit: "Plus, I don't wanna steam the sacred buns!"

Magnus: "We're DONE talking about this."

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Hades: "When freaky space aliens give you lemons, make freaky space alien lemonade. Like THIS!"

* summons Aurum Ship and crashes it into the Aurum Hive*

Hardcore Pawn
(Les finds out a guy sold him a fake watch, and remembers that the guy had more. He calls him up and pretends to negotiate. After making sure they're fake as well...)

Les: "How about this.......F*CK YOU!"

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(Insane woman keeps screaming for "Chad" to come with her. Seth shows him the only "Chad" who works at the shop.)

Woman: "That's not Chad. I KNOW WHO I SLEEP WITH."

Seth: "Okay, what does he look like?"

Woman: "Well he's.....tall.....dark...."

Seth: "Oh, CHAD! He's right outside."

(Randy the Security Guard walks her outside.)

Randy: "No, Chad's right there. A little bit further, right by that car..."

Moar coming soon.