IPods and iPhones in a nutshell

Apple: INTRODUCING TEH NEW IPOD TOUCH WITH AMAZING TOUCH SCREEN!

Guy: Cool-

Apple: INTRODUCING TEH NEW IPOD TOUCH 2 WITH AMAZING HD TOUCH SCREEN!

Guy: Hey, I thought you just-

Apple: INTRODUCING TEH NEW IPOD TOUCH 3 WITH AMAZING HD TOUCH SCREEN AND FACETIME!

Guy: So one new app means an entire new-

Apple: INTRODUCING TEH NEW IPOD TOUCH 4 WITH AMAZING HD TOUCH SCREEN AND FACETIME AND SLIGHTLY BETTER HD!

Guy: >_< IT IS EXACTLY THE-

Apple; INTRODUCING TEH NEW IPOD TOUCH 5 WITH- wait, where'd the guy go?

Guy: (driving away from Apple Store)