Peanut Otter's Disco/Commercials

Here is a list of television and web commercials (in script form) for Peanut Otter's Disco.

Each commercial begins with an advertisement for a fictional, unrelated product or service (one of them was a scene of a documentary, however). Halfway through it, Peanut barges into the scene of the commercial, trying to invite the people and/or animals in the commercials to come to his disco, followed by him narrating the summary of either the series or a specific episode. This is an obvious reference to the Energizer Bunny commercials of the late 1980s-early 1990s.

Coati
(We see a shot of a coati in its natural habitat, climbing a tree)

Male Narrator: In the tropical Americas lives a small beast that has a striped tail like a raccoon and a snout like a pig. And like a raccoon, it scales the trees of its own warm habitat. This creature is called the Coa--

(Peanut abruptly falls into the scene wearing an unopened parachute pack while screaming. The coati leaps from the tree)

Peanut: (stands up) Hey, little rascal, come to my disco!

(The coati scurries off)

Peanut: Okay? (turns to the camera) How about you, Mr. Narrator?

Male Narrator: I'd rather not...

Peanut: (offscreen as a montage of scenes from the show play) In my disco, see the excitement inside with moments you can live by for the ages! Catch Peanut Otter's Disco, new episodes tonight at 11/10 central, only on RandomTV!

Hoheca Insurance
Male and Female Singers: 🎶HOHECA INSURANCE!🎶

Female Singer: 🎶If my home started to falter...🎶

Female Chorus: 🎶HO!🎶

Male Singer: 🎶The injured and ill should be covered by...🎶

Male Chorus: 🎶HE--🎶

(Peanut suddenly leaps onto the scene)

Peanut: EEEEEEEEEYYY! Why sing about all kinds of insurance when you can get down at my disco?

Female Singer 2: 🎶Not right now....🎶

Peanut: If you say so. Anyway... (narrates offscreen as a montage of the show's scenes play) Please join me and my multiverse posse at a party place bigger than you've ever imagined! It's Peanut Otter's Disco! Every night at 11/10 central, only on RandomTV!