Cinco-Fone

The Cinco-Fone is the best phone ever! The phone contains many features and they are as follows:

-Cannot Recieve Calls

-Only Contains 1 Battery

-2 Hour Battery Charging

-Required Use Of Cooling Gel (Causes 2nd Degree Skin Burns)

-2 Antennaes for improved reception

-Heavy As Hell, But That's A Good Thing