Shitpost (TV series)/Oh Shit, Oh Fuck

Oh Shit Oh Fuck is the 9th episode of the second season of Shitpost, and is the 30th episode overall.

Premise
Unikitty and Puppycorn accidentally summon a shit-addicted demon from the underworld. Part 1/3 of the Guido trilogy.

Transcript
(Open on a shot of UNIKITTY's room. She is on her computer browsing r/creepypasta on Reddit. A knock on the door is heard.)

PUPPYCORN: (O.S.) H-hewwo?

UNIKITTY: The shed is open. Proceed.

(PUPPYCORN opens the door and closes it once he comes inside.)

UNIKITTY: Hey, Little Bro! What do you wanna do today?

PUPPYCORN: Praise Jesus!

UNIKITTY: Heaven yeah! I love Jesus!

PUPPYCORN: On a sidenote, where are Frown, Fink and Dr. Fox?

UNIKITTY: They're on vacation! They said they'll be back today!

(Cut to: MASTER FROWN, DR. FOX and FINK on an airplane. MASTER FROWN and FINK are causing chaos and generally being dicks.)

FLIGHT ATTENDANT: Sir, ma'am, you can’t do that on the airline!

FINK: Stop being Frownphobic, ma’am! We paid good money for this tickets! We have the right to do whatever we want!

(FINK sticks out her tongue at the flight attendant.)

(DR.FOX facepalms.)

DR. FOX: (deadpan, annoyed) Leave me out of this.

(Cut back to: UNIKITTY and PUPPYCORN.)

UNIKITTY: Ah, I hope all is well~

PUPPYCORN: Knowing Frown and Fink, things are not goin' well! Speakin' of Frown, he told me a story last night about the scariest demon in all of the underworld! He is summoned whenever you talk about bodily functions, and his name is Gu-

UNIKITTY: (trembling) Oh no, not him! He's like, legitimately scary! So like, if I talk about poop-y-

PUPPYCORN: (outraged) DON'T SAY THAT! You're gonna summon him!

(A shit-brown aura then surrounds the exact center of UNIKITTY's bedroom. UNIKITTY and PUPPYCORN huddle together.)

???: Did-a someone say... poop-y?

(Cut to: UNIKITTY and PUPPYCORN huddles together, scared and shaking.)

(The aura then slows down and disappears, revealing a blue forklift with a big, toothy smile.)

???: Well, I'm sure glad to be here, I hope there's-a lots of poop-y here! The name's Guido. It's a pleasure to-a meet you.

PUPPYCORN: (still trembling) H-hello, Guido.