User blog comment:Phantom R/Shoddy Birthday Game Thing - My Style/@comment-4037152-20130320052037

One day, I somehow found myself in the world of Gravity Falls, where a bunch of Chocobo had recently flocked. I neared the mystical creatures until I noticed an old man nearby with a net trying to capture them - most likely to make money off of them. I approached, and said in a snarky tone, "You can ride these things ya know."

"Err, I know that. But don't you need a licenses?" he questioned.

I smiled as I hoped onto one. "Nope."

The old man quickly tried to hop up on one as well, but it took a while. When he finally managed to do so the creature freaked out and ran all over the place. The old dude screamed. "They're so cute... yet so fierece. I wonder, is it from h3ll?" I wondered aloud.

"OH YOU BET IT'S FROM HECK!" He yelled back as the Chocobo continued it's crazy dash around the field. I laughed on for a while, but then I suddenly noticed the Chocobo the old man was riding on was heading straight towards a cliff. I snapped into reality, and tried running over to stop the Chocobo, but alas, I was too late. A couple of kids walked over from behind. I turned around and greeted them with my name and asked them for theirs. "Dipper and Mabel, ehh? So how's it hangin'?" I asked them. They both looked at each other and then asked me, "Have you seen our Gruncle Stan? He was just out here looking for something called a 'Chocobo,' and he left hours ago but never came back. Do you know where he might be?"

I gulped the little saliva I had left in my mouth down as I prepared to tell them what happened.

Teh End.