The Epic Story of Meap: Mochlum's Version

Part 1
Meap was at the hospital because he heard a rumor that his Aunt Steve was in the hospital due to platypus-sickness. Then Sonic the Hedgehod falls through the ceiling.

Sonic: ONIONS! BROCOLI! BELLY BUTTON! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

Meap: Meap

Sonic: What do you mean, you don't believe me?

Meap: Meap

Sonic: :-| ... JERK

Sonic runs away then Shadow appears.

Shadow: (singing) They are happy, happy nappers, and they LOVE to play with YOU!

Meap: Meap

Shadow: You want a happy napper?

Meap: Meap.

Shadow disappears then. An asteroid falls through the hospital and it explodes! Meap gets launched to Seattle. When he lands, an anti-gravity toilet starts floating around him. Then Finn runs in.

Finn: HELP ME! MY BUTT BROKE! IT HAS A CRACK!

Meap: Meap.

Finn: All butts have cracks?

Meap: Meap.

Finn: Liar liar- AH MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE!

The FLOATING TOILET TURNS INTO A NUCLEAR BOMB AND EXPLODES! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Ferb: *blink*

Meap: Meap

Phineas: Guys, I found the portal to the 80th Dimension where the

BANANA KING
lives and destroy all of the llamas with our bare noses.

Ferb: *blink*

Phineas: Good point, Ferb, the

BANANA KING
doesn't even live in the 80th dimension.

Meap: Meap

Phineas: Yeah, he lives in the 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999th dimension.

Ferb: So does the

HIPPY OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Meap: Meap.

Phineas: Agreed. Let's go.

Part 2
Phineas: I have a song to sing:

She's gonna be a big sensation, cause Izzy's Got the Frizzies!
Meap: Meap

Ferb: *blink*

A

HUGE

baloney appeared in front of Meap, Phineas, and Ferb. Harry Potter and Darth Vader were riding it.

Darth Vader: I AM YOUR DAUGHTER!

Phineas: No- NO THAT CAN'T BE POSSIBLE!

Meap: Meap (it is)

Phineas: WHAT?

Meap: Meap (I said "it is")

Phineas: WHAT?

Meap: Meap (YOU HEARD ME!)

Phineas: No I didn't.

Meap: Meap (go away)

Phineas: Ah, man.

Phineas and Ferb go away and Vader and Harry Potter join him.

Meap: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!

Vader: What does that mean?

Harry Potter: I think it means "PATRICK IS A STARFISH YOU SON OF A FLABBERGASTIC DOLPHIN!".

Darth Vader: I think it means "LLAMAS EAT BACON, BAGELS, AND LOTS OF LOTS OF SOUR MILK YOU FISHIES HATER!"

Harry Potter: Avada Kadavra (killing spell)

Darth Vader: I survived you Palpatine-face.

Larry the Cucumber appears

Larry: OH NO HE DIDN'T

Meap rolls his eyes and walks away... alone... and sad.

Part 3
Meap is walking alone a long path to nowhere, when YOU (yeah, YOU) appear.

You: Hi MEAP.

Meap: Meap.

You: Can I have some flour?

Meap pulls out a machine gun and kills you.

Meap: Meap B( (No!)

Bob the Zebra and Squirrelay the Squirrel appears.

Bob: Did you know that pickles are old cucumbers?

Squirrelay: And that the average sneeze goes over 70 mph, faster then the speed of a hurricane!

Meap: Meap (Really)

All three of them sneeze so hard that they knock down a tree which lands on a nuclear bomb which explodes like this: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Only Meap survives and he starts dancing to Thriller.

Meap: Meap

Giant Baby Head: Welcome to the 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999th dimension.

Meap: Meap (YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY)

The

Banana King
appears from yellow banana-shaped smoke.

Banana King: I AM THE BANANA KING!

Meap: Meap (Hello. Now since you live in the 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999th dimension, and you are a villain, I must destroy you 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 times! HAHA!)

Banana King; WHAT?

Meap pulls back out his machine gun and shoots the

Banana King
999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 times. Then Meap smiles and dances to Thriller again

THE END

or is it?