Turtle and Rabbit

The Turtle And Rabbit


There was once a time

Rabbit and Turtle met

A chicken was crossing the road

The dumb rabbit ask

"Why dis the chicken cross the road"

The black Turtle answered

"To get..."

The rabbit ask

"to what? you motherfucking turtle"

The Motherfucking Turtle replied

"chill bitch, i was thunkabling"

The bitchy rabbit replied

"Quit Thunkabling you motherfucking turtle"

The motherfucking thunkabling Turtle replied

"to get to the other side"

The confused bitchy rabbit is confused

The thunkabling turtle shuckle

and they kiss

And the Chicken was born

The chicken time traveled to the past

and he crossed the road

The End