Yet Another Stupid Breath Of Fire 3 Spoof...

Evil Unicorn A: WE GOT YOU.

Zeyphr: Noes!

Evil Unicorn A: NOW FACE OUR WRATH. *Locks Momo in a cage* SHE IS NAO HOSTAGE.

Zeyphr:...I'm okay with that.

Nina: -3-...

Evil Unicorn A: IF YOU EVER WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, YOU GOTTA DO THIS STUPID CONTEST WHERE YOU'LL MOST LIKELY DIE.

Zeyphr: Oh, you mean the Hunger Games?

Nina: Shuddap.

Zeyphr: *Pwns first three competitors*

Emitai: IF YOU DUN LOSE MY SIS IS GONNA DIEEEEE.

Zeyphr: ...Seems legit.

Emitai: RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAGE! *Kills Peco*

Zeyphr: NOOOOO PECOOOO-*Gets killed*

Nina: I am surrounded by idiots...*Gets killed*

(One restart later...)

Emitai: IF YOU DUN LOSE MY SIS IS GONNA-

Zeyphr: We get it, crybaby.

Nina: Zeyphr! D:<

Zeyphr: What? We'll just sell our status-healing thingies and our Ammonias and get a buttload of Napalms.

Nina: Why is that a healing item anyway? Isn't that some sort of deadly illness?

Zeyphr: Uh, you're thinking of "pneumonia".

Emitai: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!

Zeyphr: DRAGON UP! *Turns into a giant orange dragon*

Emitai: Ohh, this is bad.

(Scene omitted due to Emitai being exploded by Napalms and then getting eaten by Zeyphr)

Emitai: ...I knew this scam was a BYAAAD idea.

Zeyphr: *Burp*

(More thingies)

Zeyphr: *Smacking a pathetic Bowser rip-off named Garr with sword* *Gets tired* ...ono. *Garr kills her in one hit*

Garr: I WIN! IMMA WIENER! Now bring this guy back.

Announcer Lady: Oh, ok. *Stuffs Zeyphr's face with Ammonias*

Zeyphr: I'M ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE! *Hit by a crow* ow

Evil Unicorn B: BUT THE DEEL!

Garr: *Kills Evil Unicorn B*

Evil Unicorn A: SHOW ME DA MONEH!

Garr: *Kills Evil Unicorn A*

Momo: *Still in cage* AAAAAAAAAAAA

Garr: *Kills cage*

(In da castel)

Zeyphr: nomnomnom

Nina: ...ZEYPHR'S A DRAG-

Garr: *Kills Nina*

Zeyphr: WHAT THE HECK GARR?!

Garr: I don't think anyone should know about your dirty little secret.

Zeyphr: It's not dirty.

Garr: And it ain't little, either.

Zeyphr: .H.

(On a camping trip)

Garr: ZEYPHR'S GONNA DIE.

Nina: WHAT?!

Zeyphr: *Spit take*

Nina: But he's a good little doggie dragon.

Zeyphr: *Suddenly a little blue whelp* *Puppy eyes*

Garr: ...That's hilarious.

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