How the Wiley Coyote Stole Christmas

Narrator: Every toon down in toon town loved Christmas but Wiley Coyote did not! Why? Maby its because he can't catch a Road Runner for Christmas dinner. But who knows.

Wiley: I must stop Christmas from coming. But how?

Narrator: Then old Wiley got an evil idea.

Wiley: I know just what to do. (dresses up as Santa) THIS!!!!! Now I need a reindear!

Narrator:so he took his platypus Perry & tied a horn on his head.

(Wiley ties a horn on Perrys head)

Narrator: Then he got on his sled & headed torwards toon town.

(Wiley falls off sled on the way & falls to the town on his butt)

Wiley: Ow

(Road Runner runs in)

Road: Meep Meep!

(Road runs off)

Wiley: Ooooooo 1 day Road, 1 day!

Narrator: He came to the 1st house & slid down the chimny & slithered & slunked evily & then he stole presents & decerations & christmas foods & even a cow.

(Wiley steals all thoes things)

(Wiley gets the tree)

Wiley: Now I will stuff up the tree.

Narrator: But as soon as he took the tree out came Clyde Loo Hoo (aka Clyde Q. Ghost Monster from Pac-Man). He stared at the coyote & said.

Clyde: What in the name of Bill Gates is happening

Narraotor: Wiley did not take a chance & blew Clyde up w/ TNT (Wiley blows Clyde up leaving his eyes) & kicked his eyes to bed.

(Wiley kicks Clydes eyes to bed)

Narraotr: Then he stole everything to evry house.

(Wiley & Perry go up to the Mountan in the sled)

Wiley: Now theres no Christmas coming.

Narrator: And thats how Wiley Coyote stole Christmas.

THE END