I WANT UR FLUUBBEE BURGERZ!!!

Gangster #1: (pulls out gun) Put your hands in the air, and hand us your wallets.

Gangster #2: IDIOT! We don't need wallets, we just need the fluubbee burgers!

Gangster #1: SORRY! Put your hands in the air, and hand us your fluubbee burgers.

Gangster #2: NOW!

Victim: Um... you know I'm a cop. (points at his cop uniform)

Gangster #1: Not again! Why do we always do it the cops? WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAPPEN TO BE THEM?

Victim: Cause your stupid.

Gangster #1: AM NOT!

Gangster #2: Admit it, we are.

Gangster #1: Hey- .........

Victim: (nods)

Gangster #1: Let's just go home...