User:PixelMiette



Number 15: Dez foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is some leprechaun's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. The leprechaun, Dez, uploaded a photo anonymously to 4chan showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on. But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue leprechaun. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the leprechaun hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested he was somewhere in Mayfleld Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy removing of his leprechaun powers. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer (a friend of the leprechaun). And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, a fellow leprechaun (who happens to be the arch-nemesis of the one who uploaded the photo), said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting his powers removed." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.

shit i like • gallery

the gamer cult

 * Loves his beautiful cat wife
 * Irish Morty from SpongeBob
 * Draw Susie from Summer Camp Island, Dez from Wishfart, Manic from Sonic Underground, Pinto Rappa from PaRappa the Rapper, Flandre Scarlet from Touhou, Cecilia Alcott and Charlotte Dunois from Infinite Stratos, Dendy from OK KO, Mari Ohara from Love Live, Zangoose from Pokémon, Herbert from Club Penguin, Inazuma and Atago from Kantai Collection, Herb Cookie from Cookie Run, Ansi and Saraline from Welcome to the Wayne, Sanae Kochiya and Marisa Kirisame from Touhou in one picture, with the text "The Random-ness Gods".
 * Pure Dude
 * Roach said fuck work
 * The zangoose that likes vore
 * Touhou 2: Sanae Ever After
 * Vriska Does It To 'Em
 * Jazz Urchin
 * Weed Balloon
 * Luan Loud tries crack cocaine
 * Can We Get Digimon 2 in Bhutan
 * Lisa Loud Apologist

projects

 * Family Guy - pretty much the barney bunch and the nutshack but worse
 * Family Guy 2: My Cousin Fink Comes to Town - some bitchy lesbian rat we all know and love makes her own version of the navy seals and its fucking weird
 * Godkin - The Animated Series - We're Gods.
 * Ur Mom Gay - another barney bunch ripoff
 * Rick and Morty - au where everything is the same but ts and i are siblings and our dads are venomous and richard
 * Hot, steamy XXX 18+ beastiality porno - not actually a beastiality porno
 * Veggietales - six jesuses, some ok ko characters and other people do stuff.
 * Secondcoming of Christ - olly get in here, ansi's about to do the cinnamon challenge
 * The Loud House 2 - we got KIDS!

quotes i think are rad
"every night, i get ready for bed, brush my teeth, kiss my homies, then shut my eyes and prepare for the next day. this is the first thing i see when i close my eyes, and i keep them shut because it's oddly soothing. i doze off and dream about dez murdering me in a walmart parking lot."

- Me  "I once sprained my wrist opening a jar of pickled beans"

- Stephany Seki "Dezderman"

- TS "every night, i get ready for bed, brush my teeth, kiss my homies, then shut my eyes and prepare for the Pro gamers and chad-passing incels, welcome aboard Epic Gamer flight 69420 bound for the 9th layer of Hell, with continued service to Iraq international airport. All carry on items should now be stored tight. Either in an overhead bin or up your ass vored. All aisles, exits, and bulkhead areas should now be clear. All electronic devices, including your fucking switch, should now be turned off and stowed, as they may interfere with the aircraft's navigational and communication systems. Once airborne, we'll let you know when you may use approved electronic devices, but note that some items may not be used at anytime during the flight such as large electronics, metal detectors, and fuckin' guns. You'll find a list of approved devices in the in-flight information section of epic gamer magazine. At this time if you're someone who unironically calls Enid thicc, please let us know, and we'll be happy to drag you off the aircraft. As we leave the gate, make sure your seatbelt is fastened. If you don’t know how to fasten the fucking seatbelt, then you can kindly go to seat 34B where John will kindly let you watch nothing but the scene in "Cartwheel! Cartwheel! Cartwheel!" where Dez almost fucking dies by sacrificing himself for Keeks. Remain seated with your seatbelt securely fastened anytime the seatbelt sign is on. For everyone's safety, federal regulations require all passengers to comply with the posted placards and lighted signs located throughout the cabin, as well as any crew-member instructions. Smoking is not allowed on any Epic Gamer flight, unless you share the blunt with the pilot and federal law prohibits tampering with, disabling, or destroying a restroom smoke detector unless you have to. There are 2 exits on our INC3L A420-666. 1 door, on the left side of the main deck, and a window that is breakable if you have the will. All exits are clearly marked with a Supreme logo, however, if we experience a loss of power resulting in cabin visibility being reduced, you’re fucked. Please take a moment to find the exits closest to you, keeping in mind that your closest exit may be behind you. If there is a drop in cabin pressure, panels above your seat will open, revealing an open panel. If this happens, breathe normally and note that no oxygen is flowing. A water evacuation is likely during this flight, as our pilot is suicidal and plans on not landing the aircraft, however, life vests are located under your seats in the first class and Business cabin. If you're seated in the economy class cabins, you’re on your own buddy. To use, pull the tab to remove the vest from it's container. Open the pouch, slip the vest over your head, and tighten the two straps till you start to asphyxiate and die. Most seat cushions can be used for flotation as well. Before we take off, be sure your seat backs are in the upright and locked position, your tray table is put away, and all carry on items are securely stowed. As we come through the cabin for our final safety checks, please let us know if you have any questions. Once again, welcome aboard Epic Gamer flight 69420 bound for the 9th layer of Hell, and thank you for flying Epic Gamer."

- Me

other places im at
i change my discord name very frequently
 * tumblr: susiesci
 * discord: chuck norris#7609
 * deviantart: glowcoredevil
 * yeah thats basically it

testimonials and epic gamer moments


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