Things That Aren't Dirt


 * Christmas Special Tapes
 * Garbage
 * A Wii
 * A DS
 * An XBOX
 * A PS3
 * My Mom
 * Your Mom
 * LOLcats
 * Cheeseburgers
 * Hamburgers
 * French Fries
 * Monkeys
 * Computers
 * Real Boys
 * Platypuses
 * Or Platypi
 * Platypeople?
 * TVs
 * CHICKEN SOUP!
 * Nyan Cat
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