Random-ness Sins/Moon Snail

Everything wrong with Moon Snail, brought to you by... Moon Snail!

Here we go!
Final sin count: 126
 * His self in 2012 is basically personified cringe. holy hell. (Dingx100)
 * He's called Moon Snail despite the fact that he never was a snail. (Ding)
 * When he was... looked like?... Kirby, he says both that he is Kirby, and that he isn't Kirby, and just looks and acts like him. Which was it!? (Ding)
 * Why the hell does he love Zangoose so much? (Ding)
 * He has, like, 25 abandoned projects. (Ding)
 * He used to be a brony. (Ding)
 * ...And had an actual crush on Twilight Sparkle. (Ding)
 * He gets pretty vocal about his hatred for things. (Ding)
 * Like, especially towards Adventure Time. He bashes it way too often.         Maybe he secretly likes it...          (Ding)
 * "Every time moon snail goes online, this page is bumped." This never got bumped. (Ding)
 * He enjoys Roblox and Neopets unironically. (Ding)
 * And he likes Vore. Seriously. (Dingx5)
 * His art is shit. (Ding)
 * A lot of the things he obsesses over on this wiki are probably things nobody else cares/knows about. (Ding)
 * PvZ isn't even that good. Why is it his favorite game? (Ding)
 * He used to enjoy Doge memes. (Ding)
 * He says he's gay even though he's bisexual. (Ding)
 * He harassed people for having different opinions from him. What an asshole. (Dingx5)
 * He likes Spyro: Enter the Dragonfly. (Ding)
 * Maybe I'll add more to this.

Sentence: Salted to death