Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30357310-20190820145650/@comment-30126178-20190822221207

So i heard you were trying to troll my brother huh? Ill have you know that I am #1 ranked in the world for Shrek Super Slam, that i play professionally. I play with my $237.89 GameCube Controller that I use on the PS2 using my custom made "Chronus Titan Max" adapter to beat noobs like you. Not only do I have one $237.89 GameCube Controller, but i Do indeed have another Orange Black Back Teel Blue Red Green custom made custom modified custom GameCube Controller, that is around $238.88. You think playing this "Roblox : Phantom Forces" requires true skill? Id like to invite you into the depths of the competitive Shrek Super Slam community, that I happen to respectfully own alongside my brother, who you bullied. Not only am I rated at a whopping 2 APS, but I am also on my way to compete at the Shrek Super Slam side event at EVO 2020. I have mastered using Donkey and his "Donkey Stampede" attack to outclass my opponents. Not only have I made my own custom tier list to counter pro players, but I have also been able to unlock Doris, the GBA version character ONLY, on my fucking wii. Yes, that is how badass I am. I'm doing big things and going to do greater things in life, but you know what you do? Choose to bully my brother over "Roblox : Phantom Forces". You probably think Im finished with you, but Ill have you know, that an elite Shrek Super Slam player never gives up these arguments with such ease. Not only do I play Shrek Super Slam, but I actually main Game And Watch in Super Smash Bros. Melee for the Nintendo GameCube released in 2001. Thats right, I main one of the worst characters in the game and still managed to win EVO 2019, and beat pro players without even looking at the shitty outdated CRT monitor. Thats right. I bet your shaking in your boots and crying, begging for the help of your mom. And you know what else, my brother mains Kirby, the worst character in the game and got 2nd place at EVO 2019. Guess who will be laughing now? Chump.