Tornadospeed's Version of "The Epic Story of Meap" Classic

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Characters
To help you get a better idea of the story, here are the characters.

Main Characters

 * Zenta
 * Meap
 * My Computer
 * Translator
 * Phineas
 * Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)
 * Pops

Minor Characters

 * Ferb
 * Mordecai
 * Rigby
 * Darius (Just another human)
 * Fourth Wall

Part 1: Cookies and Bagels
Zenta: *Leaves cookie shop* Ok, Meap. Here's the cookie you wanted...

Meap: MEAP MEAP! MEAP!

Translator: He says he wants a bagel instead.

Zenta: WHAT!!?!?!

My Computer: Faaaiiillll :P

Zenta: Hey Computer, can I borrow 200 bucks?

My Computer: Sure. *Gives 200 bucks*

Zenta: Thanks. *Runs off*

My Computer: You're wel- HEY WAIT! YOU TRICKED ME!

Translator: Faaaiiillll :P

My Computer: STOP MOCKING ME!!!

Meap: Meap...

Translator: He says he still needs a bagel.

My Computer: I'd get it, but Zenta stole my money.

Translator: ITS THE NBC TURKEY!!!!!

My Computer: WHERE!?!

Translator: Never mind, false alarm.

Zenta: *Runs back* *Catches breath* Here are three dozen bagels... *Faints*

Meap: Meap! Meap!

My Computer: Does he even eat bagels?

Translator: I don't know.

Zenta: This story fails, can the creator put me in a different story?

My Computer: *Slaps Zenta* Don't break the Fourth Wall!

Fourth Wall: *Cracks* Oww :(...

Meap: Meap...

Translator: He says he'd rather have a cookie.

Zenta: *Sets self on fire* WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!

My Computer: *Opens a portal* I'm going home now! *Enters portal*

Part 2: Phineas and Ferb's House
Zenta, Meap, My Computer, and Translator: *Arrives at Phineas and Ferb's house*

My Computer: *Jumps out portal* I'm here.

Zenta: *Knocks on door*

Phineas: *Answers* Yes?

Zenta: Hi. We found Meap, and we were wondering what he eats.

Phineas: Hmm, that's a tough question. Ferb!!

Ferb: *Arrives*

Phineas: Ferb, what does Meap eat?

Ferb: *Shrugs*

Phineas: Oh well, sorry. Bye!

Phineas: *Closes door*

Translator: Who wants churros?

Silence

Translator: Oh well, more for me. *Eats churro*

Zenta: Well this was a short chapter.

Fourth Wall: *Cracks more* STOP Dx

Meap: Meap!

Translator: He still wants that cookie.

My Computer: *Burps* Heh heh...

Zenta: *Sets self on fire* WHAT DID YOU DO!?!?

My Computer: I don't know, but here's what I'm doing. *Runs*

Meap: Meap.

Translator: Now he wants a doughnut.

Zenta: YOU WANT A DOUGHNUT? HAVE A BILLION DOUGHNUTS! *Doughnuts fall from the sky*

Zenta: How did I do that!?

My Computer: Phew.

Translator: Well I've definitely seen this before.

Part 3: What Happens When You Steal From Meap
Sonic: *Runs by*

Sonic: *Stops at Meap* is that a doughnut?

My Computer: It's a billion doughnuts!

Sonic: *Eats one* Ew, blueberry jelly.

Darius: *Walks by* Hey, what's with the doughnuts?

Meap: Meap!

Translator: Zenta did it.

Zenta: *With mouth full* Delicious!

Darius: I want some too! *Takes a few*

Meap: Meap...

My Computer: That's enough doughnuts, monkey boy!

My Computer: *Takes Meap's doughnut*

Meap: MEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meap: *Kicks My Computer*

My Computer: Oh god! *Creates portal* *Enters portal*

Zenta: Oh no! *Breaks self into pieces*

Translator: ...

Meap: MEEEAAA- *Turns happy again* Meap! *Eats doughnut*

Sonic: *Emerges from pile of doughnuts* Guys, this pile is full of chocolate glazed!

Meap: Meap.

Scene is empty except for doughnuts, Meap, Translator, and Sonic.

Sonic: LOL, more for me :D *Takes a doughnut Meap was reaching for*

Meap: *Deep voice* Meap, Meap...

Sonic: *Gets beat up*

Fourth Wall: Yay, I didn't break in this chapter!

Fourth Wall: *Cracks* NOOOO Dx

Part 4: Meet a Food That's Not For Eating
My Computer: *Exits portal* I'm back.

Translator: *Puts Zenta's pieces together*

Zenta: Thanks.

Meap: Meap.

Sonic: Can I keep the doughnuts?

Meap: Meeeeaappppp....

Translator: I wouldn't if I were you.

Sonic: OK. *Leaves*

My Computer: Guys, follow me! I know a good place we can go!

Cheese: *Hops by* RUN! IT'S THE MICROWAVE! *Hops away*

Microwave: *Hops by* GRRRR! *Shoots lightning*

Zenta, Cheese, My Computer, and Translator: O_O

My Computer: This is what you'd normally see at the place we're going.

Translator: I don't wanna go anymore!

Meap: Meap!

Translator: Right, lets go!

Zenta, Meap, and Translator: *Follows My Computer*

Meap: Meap Meap!

Zenta: *Opens Door*

Zenta, Meap, My Computer, and Translator: O_O

Foods and Appliances fight each other

Meap: Meap!

My Computer: I wanna go home! D:

Zenta: Oh, get over it you big baby.

Meap: *Watches a fried chicken attack a blender with a knife*

Meap: Chicken!

Translator: What do you know, he learned a new word.

My Computer: I'M LEAVING! *Slams door shut*

Part 5: Churros
Zenta: Aww, Computer's gonna miss the fun.

Phineas: Hello, welcome to our world of talking and walking foods and appliances!

Zenta and Translator: O_O Meap: Meap!

Phineas: Oh, hi Meap!

Meap: Meap! Chicken!

Zenta: LOL!

Translator: Who want churros!

Phineas and Zenta: I DO!

Meap: Meap!

Translator: *Gives everyone churros*

Zenta: Yay, churros all around!

Translator: On the count of three, unsheathe your churros!

Phineas, Translator, and Zenta: One, two, three *unsheathes churros*

Meap: Meap! *unsheathes churro*

Microwave: *Zaps Meap's churro with lightning*

Meap: *In dark voice* Meap meap....

30 Seconds Later...

Microwave: *Dented and broken* Aaaaaah... *Miniature explosion occurs*

Phineas, Zenta, and Translator: O_O

Meap: Meap!

My Computer: That was awesome!

Zenta: Where'd you come from?

My Computer: Secret hatch.

Earlier...

My Computer: *Opens secret hatch on cieling*

My Computer: *Peaks in*

Meap: *Beats up Microwave*

My Computer: This is cool. *Eats popcorn*

Now...

Zenta: Oh.

My Computer: Can- can I have a churro?

Translator: We're out of churros D:

Part 6: The Store
At the Store...

Translator: *Gets a cart*

My Computer: We should ask the clerk.

Meap: Meap Meap!

At the Checkout Table...

Clerk: We don't sell churros here.

Mordecai and Rigby: AWWW!

Translator: How did you guys get here?

Rigby: Secret hatch.

Earlier...

Mordecai and Rigby: *Lifts floor tile up* *Climbs out*

Now...

Translator: Oh.

Meap: Meap!

Zenta: Well! Who does sell churros!?

Clerk: I don't know. Go look in Mexico or something.

Pops: I'll pay you more than enough for some churros!

Clerk: I DON'T WANT YOUR DANG LOLLIPOPS!

Zenta: Where'd you come from?

Pops: Escape hatch! *Points to green floor tile*

Zenta: What's with all the secret hatches lately?

Keyboard Cat: *Plays signature song*

Translator: That was awkward.

My Computer: More like random.

Meap: Meap!

Part 7: Mexico
At a Mexican Resturant...

Pops, My Computer, Zenta, Meap, and Translator all sit at a table.

Waiter: Would you like a desser today, sir?

Translator: We'll have the churros, please!

Pops, My Computer, and Zenta: YAY!

Meap: Meap!

Waiter: Coming right up, sir. *Goes to kitchen*

Pops: Hey guys, guess what!

Translator, My Computer, and Zenta: What?

Meap: Meap?

Pops: We can all be turds!

Translator, My Computer, and Zenta: OOOOOOHHHHHHH!!

Meap: MEEEEEAAAPPPP!!

Waiter: Here is your dessert, sir.

Translator: Thank you!

My Computer: That was easy!

Zenta: I know.

Meap: Meap!

Keyboard Cat: *Plays signature song*

Zenta: Will you cut that out?