How to Make RNW Shows Bad

Note: Please keep this alphabetized, for the sake of making life easier.

By context, a RNW show is any original that airs on The Random Channel or The Steamed Clams Channel.

Down on the Farm

 * Make it live-action.
 * Make it a ripoff of Rubbadubbers.
 * Make it TV-MA.
 * Get rid of the Pokemon.
 * Fill it to the brim with so much offensive humour.
 * Each episode ends with the characters falling asleep to a sleep-inducing lullaby.

The AuSome Six!

 * Change the name to Teh Awtisim Armeh.
 * Make it a crappy ripoff of Teen Titans GO!, ClassicaLoid, and Miraculous Ladybug.
 * It is rated TV-MA.
 * Make it in CGI.
 * Both the theme and the ending song are annoying and over 2 minutes long.
 * Each episode is 1 hour long.
 * Each episode has at least 10 musical numbers, and all of the songs are really annoying.
 * There are constant animation errors.
 * Have it made by memey people.
 * The show reinforces negative autism stereotypes.
 * There is very little plot in any of the episodes.
 * All of the characters speak with very bad grammar that is almost unintelligible (go back to the first bullet for reference).
 * Call the AuSome Six Teh Awtisim Armeh instead. (Since that it what the show is called now).
 * The antivaxxers are good and the AuSome Six are bad.
 * The Six Awtisim Armeh always lose and are very weak.
 * Get rid of the Badges and the whole thing about the Six Values.
 * All of the characters are annoying, unlikeable, and one-sided.
 * Add a bunch of useless characters that have no relevance to the plot.
 * The members of the AuSome Six Awtisim Armeh all act like caricatures.
 * The Dream House is replaced with a small, ordinary bunker.
 * The Six Awtisim Armeh's flashbacks are all historically inaccurate, to the point that it is ridiculously bad.
 * There is no such thing as AuSome Mode, therefore the Six Awtisim Armeh don't have powers.
 * The Six Teh Awtisim Armeh came back to life as the result of a secret government experiment.
 * Fill it with unfunny pop culture references.
 * Fill it with memes that are dead, unfunny, or offensive.
 * Add constant cursing.
 * Fill it with fart jokes.
 * Fill it with innuendos and sexual references.
 * Add constant fetish scenes.
 * All of the humor is forced and unfunny.
 * There is a running gag involving the Six which a character asks who they are and they say their catchphrase.
 * Each member of the Six has a cringey catchphrase, each of which are said at inappropriate times:
 * Einstein's catchphrase is "We're going on a mission, start the countdown!"
 * Newton's catchphrase is "Unless we're talking about yo big fat mama!"
 * Mozart's catchphrase is "Come and rock me!"
 * Jefferson's catchprase is "You're on your own awesome, wow."
 * Dickinson's catchphrase is "Hold my flower."
 * Tesla's catchphrase is "Edison is not a real scientist."
 * Chris-Chan and Sammyclassicsonicfan appear as main characters.
 * It gets a crossover with The Breadwinners.
 * Give it over 100 seasons.
 * Give it a low-budget live-action reboot.

The Bunker franchise
tbw

The Gayarchy

 * Make it "The Straightarchy" instead.
 * The straights are the good guys.
 * Including a bunch of homophobic rhetoric.
 * Make Guido a character.

The Timmy Jimmy Show

 * The thumbnails are just made up of 3D shapes
 * Timmy Jimmy is really dumb