The Big Cheese. A Story

Chaptaa 1: Le Poop
"Welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center." greeted Mickey Mouse as I awoken from the binary bed.

"This isn't Aperture Science! And you're not GLaDOS!" I protested.

"It's my summer job," replied Mickey.

A wild Cheeseburger Cat appeared! "You're in the Internet, Lionlong!!1!!!!!111!!" he said.

"I'm not Lionlong," said I.

"Then you're screwed! BWAHAHA." "Don't forget to read the nooooooootttttttteee!!" Cheeseburger Cat said as he blew away in the wind as if he were made of sand. I read the note. "IT'S OVAR NIEN THAWSAAAAAAND. -Cheeseburger Cat"

"WTC???" said I. I walked and walked and walked until I asploded ran into a wilderbe.

"Hei, mann I juss 8 sum cookees mann." he said. He was a hippie. I ran away into the Nether into a gray area.

Chaptaa 2: Le Grayness
The gray area was gray and stuff. GRAY GRAY GRAY.

END.