PixelMiette's Epic List of Epic Quotes

((Inspired by Jasmine!))

These are some sick quotes that just so happen to be Pixel's faves! Yay!

Trigger Happy Havoc

 * "I'm only here to get breakfast. I have neither need nor desire to talk to you. Now withdraw." -Byakuya Togami
 * "Like I said, I get bored easy as hell! I even get fuckin' bored with myself!" -Junko Enoshima
 * "Plus, most "fanfic" is j-just porn drawn by a bunch of a-amateurs..." -Toko Fukawa
 * "Who the fudge is Taka!? Hey, don't worry about it! Guess I caused kind of a scene, huh? Shoot, man... I'm...a new me... Hraaah! I'm totally stuffed with fighting spirit now! Ya dumbbutt! I AM calm! And don't call me Taka! That's...that's not my name anymore... I'm...me! I! Am! Meeeeeee!" -Kiyotaka Ishimaru
 * "And w-with a face like yours, anyone can tell n-nothing you do is worthwhile." -Toko Fukawa
 * "Sorry, I can still hear you. The sound of you breathing, of your heart beating...it grates on me." -Byakuya Togami
 * "A useless commoner like you could never hope to earn more than, say, 100,000 dollars a year. But as my secretary, you would be guaranteed an ample salary and job security for the rest of your life. And in honor of it being my birthday today... ...how about I multiply your already impossible expectations by, oh, 5.5?" -Togabeepbop
 * "Without Master, the r-rest of you are like... ...coffee with cream w-without the cream! Or c-coffee! You're totally useless!" -Toko Fukawa
 * "I just got so fuckin' bored waiting, I couldn't help it! Even if you're wrong, eventually you'll figure it out, right? Till then, you're just goin' in circles! So no matter what you pick, you get the right answer! Pretty innovative, don't ya think? But...do you think it might be disease? Getting bored so easy, I mean. Do you think I might be sick?" -Janko Annoshima
 * "...I feel like I want to die right now." -Togaman
 * "Fatty junk food loaded with empty calories. A stupid meal for a stupid person. I don't understand why anyone would ever eat one." -Oh, you know
 * "Your brains are like sponges, all drippy and leaky. I already gave you a hint before!" -Best girl
 * "Stop subjecting me to your meaningless existence." -Togabeep
 * "Seriously, your breath stinks. Do you want to kill us?" -Junkooo
 * "Who the hell's Taka!? Listen up! I'm me! Got it!? Don't bullcrap me! Isn't it obvious!? I'm Kiyotaka AND Mondo. So, like...Kiyondo, I guess... I'm gonna stick a banana up your tailpipe!" -Kiyotaka Ishimaru
 * "Hmph, as cheesy as ever... Seriously...you haven't grown up at all... Well, who cares...? I guess I'll respect your decision...this time. However, what comes next is going to be difficult for us." -TAAAAAAAGAAAAAAAMEEEEE
 * "Jeez... You're like a stubborn little cockroach, you know that?" -Togaboi

V3: Killing Harmony
this ain't finished!
 * "Quit talking about your poop! No one cares!" -Himiko Yumeno
 * "Looks like we got ourselves a good old-fashioned seesaw homicide! ...Wait, what the hell's a seesaw homicide?! That's fucking crazy!" -Miu Iruma