Boobs

Boobs aren't real. They're just some made up anime thing. Everyone knows that. They appear in animes like this one and this one, but not this one. Maybe this one. They don't appear in real life, and if you think they do, then you're a huge NERD. NERD.

History
Boobs were invented by Mr. Anime in 1613 to make his new Anime: "Adventures of People with Boobs" a bit less nonsensical feeling. At some point they caught on, and now they're in America. God bless.

Unfortunately, no matter how hard you try, boobs will never be real, which is why we can't put a picture of boobs on the page. They just don't exist!

People with "Boobs"

 * No one. They aren't real.