User:Styracosaurus Rider

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Well, hello.

This is an odd lil' place you got in here, innit.



I don't know why I ended up here, either. Just one of them things, y'know?

Search "slovakian folk dancing" and you kind of get of get distracted I guess.



An-y-way. I guess this is more of a sandbox place for me. I've been hunted down everywhere else, after all. They're after me you see. In particular, there is a special agent dubbed "Holbenilord" whom I believe to be from Scotland Yard that is hot on my tail (in particular, I think he wishes for such information pertaining to "Ravana", "the Gaia", "Quintessence", "R'LYEH", and other related subjects). Quite simply, it is difficult for him to find me in such a place as this, namely because: That's all you need to know about me, really, I guess.
 * 1) such a large wiki is difficult to search through, especially if you have to sift through thousands of pages in the source code of the article (I make sure that this is needed - it's a cautionary measure).
 * 2) nobody will suspect my presence here...after all, I am known around the Internet as a bioalchemist, paleontologist, and herpetoculturist. There's no possible reason for me to be here...right?
 * 3) all my most dedicated trackers stay far, far away from places such as this. They have an air of reputation, one that may be scarred if they are found in a random cesspit as this wiki. (Here's looking at you, Babbage...yeah, I mean you my good sir. Don't think that you can get away from your plagiarized creations)

Oh yeah and I ride a Styracosaurus. He's right outside the door. His name is Alfie.