The signs and their government-assigned kins

haha lol

BTW YOU MUST CHOOSE 1 OF THE 3 LISTED FOR YOUR SIGN KEK

Aries: Dr. Phil

Taurus: Nagito Komaeda,

Gemini: Lord Boxman

Cancer: Rick Sanchez

Leo: Sans Undertale

Virgo: Dennis O'Bannon

Libra: Andrew Rannells

Scorpio: Elodie

Sagittarius: Ash Ketchum

Capricorn: Finnuala Wishfart

Aquarius: Kokichi Ouma

Pisces: Peter Griffin