Cooking with Idiots/Duo Meal

Duo Meal is the fourth episode of Cooking with Idiots. Troll and Noob fight over who gets to use the spork for the meal.

Plot
Director: (whispers to himself) Oh god, this will be a disaster. (out loud) Okay, bring them in! (Employee #1 walks in with Troll and Noob) Cameraman: Um... why is Noob tied up? Employee #1: He was trying to make us drink ketchup, SIR! Director: ... Cameraman: ... Troll: Trololo, UMAD? Director: Troll, could you PLEASE stop that? Troll: Nope Director: (sigh) Employee #1, untie Noob and take his ketchup bottle. PLEASE! (Employee #1 gets a flashback) Employee #1: Director: (sigh) If you need something done, you gotta get someone else to do it. Right, Cameraman? Cameraman: Actually, it's- Director: I DON'T CARE! GET EMPLOYEE #2 HERE NOW! Cameraman: Yes sir. Employee #2 to the set, please! Employee #2: Yes? Cameraman: Please untie Noob and take his ketchup bottle. Employee #2: But sir, he does not have a ketchup bottle. Troll: (holding ketchup bottle) LOL UMAD?! Director: JUST UNTIE HIM AND START THE EPISODE! Cameraman: Sir... Director: WHAT?! Cameraman: I accidentally filmed this whole thing, and we're out of episode time. Director: Cameraman. You're fired. Me: LAME! Cameraman was my favorite character!

THE END.