If Capcom bought Insominiac

Capcom: Now we can ruin Spyro!

Activision: Sorry, but we have the rights to him now, and we already did that.

Capcom: Is there any angry facebook pages against it?

Activision: Yup.

Capcom: Oh... can we buy Call of Duty?

Activision: Know, based on what you will do, you will just make people happy.

Capcom: ....next stop, Naughty Dog!

Activision: We own Crash too.

Capcom: ......can we have Mega Man?

Activision: You already own him, you even made him.