How To Make Good Shows Bad/The Lanashack 3


 * The show teaches us to be selfish and rude.
 * Include an episode where Lana and friends take a Make A Wish kid off life support instead of doing something nice for him.
 * It is rated TV-MA-DLSV and aired on Comedy Central in early 2004.
 * BONUS: Comedy Central is shut down because of the show.
 * All male characters are voiced by Jon Cryer (using his Kevin Swanson voice) and all female characters are voiced by Alex Borstein (using her Lois Griffin voice).
 * Everyone's voices are spoken in awful falsettos that make the viewers ears bleed.
 * Give everyone one-dimensional personalities that make them bland and uninteresting.
 * Change the background music to unfitting 80's heavy metal songs. For later seasons, it is the sounds of the Transformers arcing and exploding.
 * Have Lana punch Cat Noir every time he annoys her.
 * The Lanashack is a crime gang.
 * Each episode contains mountains and mountains of filler.
 * A character dies a gruesome death each episode, yet they are alive and well in the next episode.
 * Have Flamarion Ferreira Films produce it.
 * Each episode ends with the characters going to bed as a sleep-inducing lullaby plays.
 * The theme song is a parody of "Scatman's World" called “Lanashack World" sung by Marilyn Lightstone.