How To Make Good TV Shows Bad

The Smurfs

 * Have Grumpy Smurf be voiced by Uncle Phil.
 * Replace Gargamel with Rocksteady & Bebop.
 * Replace the Season 1 theme song with a over-the-top jazz song.

Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa

 * Make the show a ripoff of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

 * Have Rita Repulsa and Lord Zedd be replaced with Dr. Wily OH WAIT THAT'D BE GOOD
 * Have Rita Repulsa be replaced with Bianca (since they both share the same voice actresses)
 * Have the show be all cartoon in CGI.

Doctor Who

 * Remove the Daleks/Cybermen
 * Make the 10th Doctor be played by Wocka Flocka and the 11th Doctor played by Kanye West (Bonus: Rose is played by Kim Kardashian)

Phineas and Ferb

 * Make the titular characters do nothing for over a hundred episodes
 * Have all characters swear
 * Replace Perry the Platypus with a generic dog.

Dragon Ball franchise

 * Dragon Ball: Remove Bulma
 * Dragon Ball Z: Remove all villains, Remove the Super Saiyan 3 ability
 * Dragon Ball GT: Remove the Super Saiyan 4 ability
 * Dragon Ball Kai/Dragon Ball Z Kai: Same as how you make the original DBZ bad

The Original Version

 * Make all characters swear in the Japanese version; 4Kids would edit it either way
 * Ditto on adding in inappropriate stuff that do not belong in the Pokemon games. Or did they?
 * Include toilet humor in this

The Different Version

 * Make it live action with no violence and make all of the Pokemon be Muppets.

Popples (1986) (NOTE: Since Mimitchi33 doesn't like the cartoon anymore, I'll still respect her opinion. This is Sophie's version JSYK.)

 * Make the human characters Billy and Bonnie Wagner argue and scream every second.
 * Give the Popples personalities that make them bland and uninteresting.
 * Change the background music to unfitting 80's New Wave songs.
 * Have Bonnie spank Billy every time he annoys her.
 * Let Punkster and Punkity never sing.
 * Take out all the kid-appeal jokes and replace them with unnecessary toilet humor.
 * Make Billy and Bonnie years YOUNGER instead of older for season 2.
 * Worsen the Popples' voices.
 * Think about P.C. Popple the Old Smoker, or Prize Popple the Drag Queen, or something.
 * Have the characters do nothing at all.
 * Then it would help people with sleeping problems!

Star vs. The Forces of Evil

 * Have there be product placement for Actavia yogurt in one episode and everyone sings a song about it.
 * Have the show take place in a town that appears to be on the US/Mexican border. Oh wait......

Recess

 * Change the show's title to "TJ & Friends".
 * Make Ms. Finster and the other adults do absolutely nothing.
 * Replace the music with overly cutesy and babyish tunes, which they never fit in this show with kids as teens.
 * Have the Recess Gang act like teens instead of kids.
 * Replace Bonky with Barney.
 * Take out any satire in favor of lame, corny pop culture references.
 * Have the show take place in the 2010's.
 * That means the show would have to be produced in that decade, too (unless the setting of the show is in the future).
 * Replace Randall with Perry from The Brothers Grunt.
 * Have the characters interact with the audience every now and then.
 * Include toilet humor in TJ's speeches.
 * In "The Experiment", have TJ kiss Ashley A. instead of Spinelli. (CUE THE TJXASHLEYA SHIPPING JOKES!)
 * Make any animals in the series talk, being voiced by celebrities.
 * Add Ren screaming during every mention of the word "Whomp".
 * Have the kids not even sounding like kids at all.
 * Could this mean they could sound like teens?
 * Actually, they would sound like the elderly. That may creep us out, so try hard not to cringe.
 * Put in annoying musical numbers that teach people to be rude, selfish, etc.
 * What is this, reversed slice-of-life?!?!?!
 * Afraid so. It would mess with our minds badly. Really badly.
 * Let Toon City animate all the episodes.
 * Make Yope the 7th member of the Recess Gang.
 * Gus has permanent flu (but how can he be at school if he has that?).
 * Have it advertise deadly weapons and aim such ads at young kids.
 * Just think of the controversy it would stir up! Lethal weapons aren't kids toys, you know. Kids could kill themselves or other people!
 * Besides weapons, add a product placement for 90's children's toys that received controversy.

Pokémon Fashionistas

 * Fill the show with lame satire references.
 * Have Mellodi not sound like herself at all.
 * Take out the innuendo.
 * Have Mellodi be 8 years old.
 * Include toilet humor.
 * Have N not appear in the show.
 * Make Mellodi, Bianca, and Iris want to marry Cheren.
 * Have the characters be Mary-Sues/Marty-Stus.

The Many Adventures of MegaToon1234

 * Make all characters swear (They said a few of them, so why not the rest?).
 * Have all characters sing very annoying songs.
 * Replace the music with very annoying music (Think about it).
 * Include toilet humor.
 * Make the animation look like the post-Season 2 Johnny Test animation.
 * Have the show be a rip-off of The Many Adventures of Winnie The Pooh.
 * Add whip cracks for every character's arm or leg movement (think Johnny Test, but more painful to listen to!)
 * Replace all the good fictional characters (I.e. Conker, Sackboy, Baby Sinclair) with bad fictional characters like the Breadwinners, Dora the Explorer, Sanjay, Craig, Angela Anaconda and the Mega Babies.
 * Have all characters be voiced by Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber.
 * Put in unnecessary, corny pop culture references.
 * Rush the production of episodes in general.
 * A mutant Catchum Crocodile (from The Get Along Gang) chases the heroes every episode.
 * Have the characters be Mary-Sues/Marty-Stus.
 * Have dangerous and explosive injuries.
 * Have it be released in 2011.
 * Worsen the original characters' voices.
 * Replace the Season 1 theme song with a over-the-top jazz song.
 * Make an episode fully around toilet humor.
 * In "Balls", have Computero be painted bright pink rather than turquoise.
 * Have it air on Nick Jr. (Now, wouldn't that be the black sheep of the channel then? Probably.)
 * Make it cancelled after 6 seasons (Meaning all of the show's episodes and footage will be destroyed and gone)
 * Have there be an live-action segment with no violence, make all of the non-human characters be puppets that are a lot uglier than the characters from Mr. Pickles themselves and props, and have it be recorded on a VHS tape.
 * Have the characters break the fourth wall too much.
 * Would they ask the audience questions?

Thomas & Friends (Seasons 1-12)

 * Make Daisy even more feeble than Dennis.
 * Make Rosie a major character (WAIT THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!)
 * Include toilet humor in seasons 8-12.
 * Have all troublesome trucks and diesels swear.
 * Have dangerous and safety-ruining crashes.

Total Drama

 * Include Dora, Elmo, Nina (from Nina Needs to Go!) and Caillou as contestants
 * All the contestants die due to a shark attack.
 * Chris is a serial killer.
 * In World Tour, the contestants sing nothing but Justin Bieber songs.
 * Take out any funny scenes in favor of stock footage of children throwing temper tantrums.
 * Have the animation look like Mega Babies.
 * The challenges are easier to the point that even preschoolers can do them.
 * Include a product placement of Toys R Us in one episode and have the contestants sing about it.
 * Not having The Ridonculous Race for a spin-off.
 * Let some celebrity voice all the characters since that's the formula of this list.

Gravity Falls

 * Bill Cipher is a Dorito.
 * The furry fandom takes over the show and writes 540+ fanfics with Sophie as their leader
 * Don't forget Rosalina fetish videos
 * Make the animation style Jim Jinkins + Old Spongebob and also a little Cyriak
 * Kill off Bill in his first appearance
 * Make it cancelled after 13 episodes

The Simpsons

 * Make it a children's show named The Adventures of Bart Simpson.
 * Ironically, the cancelled Arabic dub, Al-Shamshoon, was targeted for kids. (But as for TAoBS, it would be targeted more at preschoolers.)
 * Have the characters ask the audience questions.
 * Remove the comedy and replace it with shoe-horned educational value.
 * The conflict is non-existent.
 * The characters' eyes sparkle.
 * The music is Disney-esque.
 * DiC Entertainment produces it. (I like DiC, but let's face it: DiC would ruin The Simpsons.)
 * The animation for all episodes resembles the unaired version of Some Enchanted Evening.
 * Overuse the moral "The complainer is always wrong" for every episode.
 * Female voices sing the theme song.
 * Maggie is a minor character.
 * Homer loves candy and apple juice over donuts and Duff Beer.
 * Itchy and Scratchy is a non-violent cartoon throughout the entire series (like in Itchy and Scratchy and Marge).
 * Have the show air on NBC's Saturday Morning block instead of Fox.
 * Cancel it after 10 seasons.
 * No guest appearances
 * No Couch Gags or any other gag for that matter.
 * No references to popular culture.
 * The opening sequence is only 10 seconds long.
 * Lisa's personality is a clone of Bart's (like in the shorts).
 * Krusty is named Buddy.
 * Every 5 to 20 seconds, a character sneezes or hiccups.
 * That would probably make it funny.
 * IKR? But the sneezes and hiccups would be annoying ones.


 * Each episode has at least one musical number.

Comedy World
Some obscure series from a rather odd wiki known as GoAnimate V3.


 * Make PC Guy's original hometown Tumblr.
 * Have a major character named Gordon who gets... drool on his tests.
 * Have a character shapeshift every 10 seconds.
 * Replace Eric with tumblrsjw_1000

Family Guy

 * Make the show's title "Funny Times with the Griffins".
 * Have it be in live-action with no black comedy or cutaway gags or take thats or whatever, make all of the non-human characters be Muppets that are a lot uglier than the characters from Mr. Pickles themselves and props, and have it be recorded with a live audience with VHS tapes.
 * Have it air on Fox Kids (then it would be the laughing stock of the block probably?)
 * Have Sid & Marty Krofft Productions produce it.
 * Have Stewie and Brian be called "Dewy" and "Drunky".
 * Have it cancelled after the discontinuation of the Fox Kids block.
 * "Scratch out" Scooby-Doo yogurt with Shaggy's eyes scratched out.

Blue's Clues

 * Have Paprika be very bossy and sassy.
 * Have Blue bite people.
 * Have Steve host all episodes (he'd lose his hair over the series, and the kids wouldn't notice). THAT WOULD BE GOOD!
 * Have it air on the regular Nickelodeon schedule.
 * Have Blue's Room in all episodes.
 * Add too many clues to confuse the kids (the amount of clues would be 10).
 * Have Steve change notebooks after "Something To Do Blue" (the Steve Goes To College episode trilogy (Joe's First Day, Joe Gets A Clue, and Steve Goes To College) would be skipped ).
 * Fill it with tons of animation errors.
 * And boom mics dropping into shot.
 * And hands going through Mailbox (that happened in one episode).
 * And Knuckles
 * And itching powder. Steve would not control it.
 * and knuckles
 * How many times do we need Knuckles?


 * The songs are more annoying than bad 90's mainstream music.
 * Make Steve run around all over every scene, especially in inappropriate situations.
 * Mailbox only sends spam messages.
 * Slippery Soap melts in his last appearance.
 * Tickety-Tock is nothing but a sun dial.
 * A talking one.
 * Shovel and Pail are replaced with psychotic characters known as Knife and Axe
 * No education value.
 * Blue and Magenta act like rabid wolves at least once a episode.
 * Have it cancelled halfway through the airing of Meet Blue's Baby Brother.
 * The full episode would be leaked on the internet.
 * The tree from "The Wrong Shirt" is in the living room in all episodes.
 * Five words: "A sock in a bakery."
 * We find out the "Really Great Book" in one episode is about... you guessed it... porn.
 * Replace the background music of some songs with the soothing sounds of transformers arcing and exploding.
 * The "Glasses" song from "Magenta Gets Glasses" is nothing but Steve and Miranda saying "Glasses" over and over while Whip It by Devo plays in the background.
 * Have there be product placement for the Easy Bake Oven and the Queasy Bake Cookerator. Seriously, look the second one up.
 * The Handy Dandy Notebooks are the dry-erase (and reproduction) ones you find on eBay.
 * BRAIN FASHION is in every episode before Blue puts the pawprint on the screen.
 * Green Puppy is transgender.
 * Stephen King writes all episodes.
 * Add product placement for toys like the Pepsi Talking Vending Machine, with the characters saying "Buy (insert toy here) or else you get tickle tortured!".
 * The first episode, Snack Time, is product placement for co-op shops (a Kenner Big Burger Grill would be seen) and Irn-Bru.
 * The Moon in the credits of the Pajama Party episode is voiced by, who else, but Frank Welker using his Dr. Claw/Soundwave voice.
 * Sidetable leaves midway through some episodes to go to "The Box"
 * Her voice actress Aleisha LaNaé Allen was a regular on Out of the Box, so why not?
 * Miranda is a post-OP transsexual with her/his voice dubbed over by Tom Kenny.
 * Add whip cracks for every non-live action character's arm or leg movement (think Johnny Test, but more painful to listen to!)

South Park

 * Make Butters the protagonist.
 * Wipe Tweek for existence.
 * Make the show go until Season 800.
 * That's... impossible.
 * Make it child-friendly.