Roy Rooster

There's Wade, and here am I, dirty trick in hand.

We figured it takes a cheat to cheat a cheat, and you're just the cheat to do it!

Roy Rooster's hobbys are SPAGHETTI!, SPLUT, and Lemon Meringue. He won't tell you what the Splut is! (coughitmeanshedropsachocolatecakeonyou)

Description from Wikipedia (>:D)
Roy is a self-centered rooster who prides himself on his practical jokes. He's constantly into a scheme which more often than not Orson or another character has to bail him out of. Despite his selfishness he can be a good person but not too often.

The Description Above Reworded
Roy Rooster is a loud, greedy rooster who endlessly enjoys practical jokes. Except for several instances, he is tolerated because his job (waking up everyone and 'tending' to chickens) is important, although he does his best to avoid labor whenever possible. He has a special delight in tormenting the easy target of Wade.