The Bunkest/Drinking Game

Not having enough fun with The Bunkest? Try reading through the episodes with this officially endorsed drinking game!
 * Take a drink whenever Timebomb and/or Dongwa talk about having sex.
 * Another if they actually have sex.
 * Down the bottle if it isn't in their fornification chamber.
 * Take a drink every time Timebomb says "Fak u X".
 * Take a drink whenever a fictional character besides Bob, Flametail or Dongwa appears.
 * Take a drink whenever the fortification chamber, and the ability to FORTIFY, is mentioned.
 * Down the bottle if Moon Snail, Madi or Timebomb don't appear in an episode.
 * Take a drink whenever a Spongebob timecard appears.
 * Another if it's one of the joke cards, such as "Uh..."
 * Take a drink when Moon Snail mentions noodles.
 * Take a drink when the Son of the Fourth Wall is broken.