Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30126178-20190713150101/@comment-30126178-20190724152651

“SPACE INVADER” - ALTERNATE VERSION IN WHICH LYNN HAS THE MOUTH OF A SAILOR

Lynn: Fuck you buddy, I’ll do whatever the fuck I want. Don’t want me to over feed the cat? What are you gonna do about it? Bitch. Don’t want me to yeet Lily into the bush in the front yard? What are you gonna do about it? Bitch. Don’t want me shooting hockey pucks down the stairs? What are you gonna do about it? Bitch. Don’t want me to say something nasty? What are you gonna do about it? Bitch. Don’t want me to rub it in whenever I beat you in something? What are you gonna do about it? Bitch. Don’t want me leaving the house a mess? What are you gonna do about it? Bitch. Don’t agree with what I’m saying? What are you gonna do about it? Bitch.

Lincoln: [beat] Jeez, all I said was that I don’t want to share my room with you anymore. Calm down.