Awesome Stories

Here's some random, yet awesome, stories

Story One
A man ate a pie and then he exploded.

Story Two
A woman got a new hairstyle. It was so ugly that everyone died and the earth expolded

Story Three
A man ate a mustache that tasted like garlic. Then he exploded.

Story Four
A leperchan got peed on by a dog. Then the leperchan ate the dog. Then they both exploded.

Story Five
Yo mama exploded!