Plateu Disco

(Credit for the original concept goes to Sophie lol)

In December 2018, The Steamed Clams Channel needed to avoid bankruptcy after the massive failure of reruns of old Shitpost episodes. The show was first designed to replace Shitpost in the schedule, but later became the sole reason behind the show's eventual cancellation. Local douchebag PixelMiette currently takes credit for the idea of getting rid of Shitpost. Come on guys, it had its overly long, terrible run. It isn't coming back. Seriously.

 is a TV show airing on The Steamed Clams Channel daily. The first episode aired in December 2018. The series is currently greenlit for five seasons.

Plot sypnosis
Set in an area reminiscent of Tokyo, Japan, local funky teenager Nikki Subaru runs a discothèque called Plateu Disco, where people from across the universe can get lit fam.

Nikki Subaru
Nikki is an exuberant 15-year-old girl who is dedicated to her job of running the disco, but instantly fails at bringing peace among the attendees. She is not a very bright girl, preferring to take action instead of thinking things over, and is very forgetful, often forgetting what she just said a few minutes ago. Nikki harbours a love for 80s-90s music and fashion, but can't quite pull off the latter, according to her friends. She is a tomboy who comes up with ridiculous ideas.

Isabelle Uchis
Nikki's best friend who is more responsible and reasonable than her. She is seen as the voice of reason, as she is a mostly calm character who has no trouble with thinking plans through. Isabelle is also shown to be handy and good at fixing things. How many disco balls did she have to replace? It remains a mystery.

Anzu
Anzu describes herself as an evil supreme leader, and is an elusive and manipulative person who unabashedly tells lies and says whatever she's thinking. She openly claims to be a leader of a large secret society, and also admits to being a liar, and says she has done nothing but bad things. Among other things, her organization supposedly has members in every country, torture as a form of punishment, and Anzu's defeated opponents apparently will get sent to Siberia. However, none of her claims have been confirmed, and the other characters think she's either lying or delusional. She provides security for the disco.

Gia Maekawa
A laid-back girl who is a comedian and a reviewer of awful movies and TV shows. She usually wears t-shirts too large for her that go down to her knees. She is also introverted, and is also awkward and lacks communication skills, and often stutters when talking. However, her personality changes radically once she turns on her camera to review her next terrible piece of media.

Kokoro Fairfax
Kokoro is a playful, laid back and informal girl who marches to the beat of her own drum. She is cheery and can be a bit of a show-off, but she usually doesn't take things too far. She tries to convince others to indulge in her hobbies at times, which include drawing, crafting, dancing and singing. She enjoys teasing Isabelle and Carol.

Jennifer
A sea urchin girl who loves flowers and playing the piano. She is quite moody and grumpy, and because of her sharp tongue, often gets into arguments with others (especially Nikki). Jennifer casually expresses a deep love for jellyfish and squid, often going on tangents about how much she loves them.

Irina
Irina is a young, elegant girl from a wealthy family. Due to her princess-like demeanor, she has a lady-like aura surrounding her. While she tries to act older than she is, she is still a just a young girl and enjoys things others her age enjoy. She enjoys tea parties and takes them very seriously, inviting many of the characters to join her.

Keiteu
Keiteu is a Korean girl who has a thing for cooking, as well as breaking the fourth wall and making random pop culture references. She is the parking valet driver for the disco. During her duty, she always acts as a general entertainer to her passengers when driving them to the disco.

Tenko
Tenko is a girl from a hostile alien planet who is fairly shy and easily flustered, and can become a nervous wreck at the drop of a hat and start crying if she feels overwhelmed. She spends most of her free time at the disco reading silently. When she's not doing that, she's playing the flute.

Tomoko
An extroverted, aspiring actress with an extravagant personality to match. She is rather pretentious and bombastic, having a tendency to use impressive sounding words to the point of sounding foreign and hard to understand. She is even able to increase her actress personality if she feels it is necessary. Tomoko hides what she truly likes and tells people what she thinks sounds cool. She provides security for the disco.

Lillie
(NO THIS IS NOT LILLIE POKEMON GO AWAY)

A butch lesbian who likes riding her BMX bike and handing out gifts and toys when least expected. She is a naturally talented and easygoing girl that loves to do anything she views as fun, and takes an interest in whatever is popular and tries to stay up to date with the latest trends. She also has somewhat childish beliefs, as demonstrated by Nikki finding out that she still believes in Santa Claus.

Cheng Xiao
A girl who is a heavy sleeper, or at least fakes it to have people leave. Cheng, despite being lazy, has a wild imagination, and thinks of herself as a monarch of some kind. She also envisions a world where it's socially acceptable to be lazy. She is proud of being so short and believes that growing tall is wasted energy. Despite being 14-16 years old, she is often mistaken for an elementary school student. She is a close friend of Lillie.

Akiha and Tamaki Moroboshi
Two twins who often attend the disco. Akiha loves to sing, yet there is one problem, namely that she's tone deaf. Whenever she starts singing, any animals in the vicinity will start running and other people will cover their ears. Akiha is aware of this problem and is always trying her hardest to improve her skill day and night. Tamaki is a cool-headed, hard-working girl with a passion for robotics and science. She is very intelligent and is sometimes overly serious to a comedic point. Despite her seriousness, Tamaki is a very nice girl, and she also likes stuffed animals.

Kate Ikebukuro
Kate is a teenager known for her infectious energy and humorous quirks. She delights in spreading her own brand of madness into ordinary life. She speaks rather fast and tends to pepper her speech with nonsense words in general. Her main hobby is collecting cute things. She is almost always seen in kigurumi.

Lusamine
(NO THIS IS NOT LUSAMINE POKEMON GO AWAY)

A magical princess from an alien planet (not the same one as Tenko's). She does not watch the television much, nor does she use the internet, making her outdated. Because of this, she is fascinated with modern technology, often being shocked whenever she sees someone using it.

Ginny Tenkubashi
A greedy child who is the landlord of Plateu Disco, despite her young age of 9-10 years old. She usually comes with her father to deliver equipment, deliver instruments, collect bills, and just have a good time. Her favourite pastime involves scamming her classmates for the dough. She is never seen without her very old, ratty stuffed rabbit. It goes unsaid whether it has sentimental value to her or is just a convenient pillow.

Miku Tachibana
Miku is a cyber idol (and Hina's younger sister) whose hobbies include singing and internet surfing. She and Carol are members of a band called OSAKA4. She often wonders how she can be a "cooler" person, and sometimes feels inadequate compared to her bandmates, especially since Carol and her other bandmates occasionally ignore her or scoff at her ideas at times. She is very cheery and noisy, and is treated like a kid sister by her bandmates due to her childlike appearance and personality. In her band, she is on vocals and bass. In her spare time, she enjoys hanging out at the disco with Carol.

Carol Kaminari
Carol is described as an oddball, having an overly confident, loud personality and a frighteningly sharp tongue. She considers herself a beautiful genius, and every time she opens her mouth she spews a parade of reckless tangents, strongly putting pressure on others and looking down on them. She also tends to give the other characters insulting nicknames. Carol is shown to be a talented cook, being placed as "head cook" of the disco's restaurant. In her band, she is on vocals and keyboard.

Episode Policy

 * 1) Don't make the episodes too inappropriate.
 * 2) Do not change the premises of other episodes unless you have Pixel's written permission.
 * 3) Don't start plot arcs without Pixel's written permission.
 * 4) If you want to discuss episode ideas, tell it to Pixel on their message wall or their Discord DMs (doomlorddeku#7609). If the idea is not approved by them, then don't make the episode. Simple as that.
 * 5) If an episode is in bold, that means it is finished.
 * 6) Each season has 21-24 episodes.
 * 7) Pixel just starts workin' on episodes in a scrambled order. Don't ask.

Season 1

 * 1) /Nikki's Creepy-Ass Holiday Special/ - In the series premiere, Nikki bans a disco Christmas celebration once an alien and creepy puppet duo invasion is rumoured to take place. Alternately titled "The Christmas the Disco Stood Still".
 * 2) /Road to Furrycon/ - Nikki, Isabelle and Anzu take Irina and Ginny to Furrycon when they're supposed to be looking after them.
 * 3) /I Am Better Than Your Kids/ - When Anzu gets arrested for YouTube crimes and everyone else is seen as accomplices, the gang adopt new, temporary identities and form their own band in order to hide from the cops.
 * 4) /You Can't Do That on Television/ - Carol, Jennifer, Tamaki and Anzu start their own educational television show.
 * 5) /Kiss My 3-Letter Word for Butt!/ - A group of overzealous televangelists invade the disco.
 * 6) /Nikki Subaru and Her Subaru Tales/ - Nikki tells three stories she came up with during one crazy night.
 * 7) /The Most Interesting Man in the World/ - The Kaminaga Squad, a police-like group, temporarily shut down the disco due to health concerns. Their leader, Iemochi, is then found dead in Anzu's apartment.
 * 8) /Are You There, God? It's Me, Cheng/ - Cheng meets God in a wild dream.
 * 9) /Bring Your Pet to The Disco Day/ - "Bring Your Pet to the Disco Day" is today at Plateu Disco, and the attendants and employees bring their pets over.
 * 10) /An Obscene Amount of Sparkles/ - A strange trail of sparkles starts to form, so the gang follows it to see where it leads.