Parody This Statement - Bilaterus' Story

The Original Statement
"Hardcore Bilaterus fans often argue over which head is superior. Judy K from Minnesota writes in: "Obviously the pointy head is the brains of the operation. The round head is just an overrated Christmas ornament." Bob J from Alabama counters: "No way. Roundy is the MAN! Pointy is just along for the ride." Whoa, easy there, you two. This is one controversy that won't be settled today!"

KirbiMiroir's Parody
"Hardcore Tsukumogami fans often argue over which sister is superior. Sakura from Hoshido writes in: "Obviously Benben is the best of the two. Yatsuhashi is just an overrated fashion model." Elise from Nohr counters: "No way. Yatsuhashi is the BEST! Benben is just along for the ride." Whoa, easy there, you two. This is one controversy that won't be settled today!"