100 Most Random Ways to Be Random

ATTENTION: This list is incomplete.

There are many random ways to be random. Some are more random than others. What follows is a list of the most random ways to be random as told by scientist peeps.

104: Set stuff on fire.
Pretty much self explanitory. As long as what you burn doesn't get you arrested, burn it!!!!1!

103: Ear wax sculptures.
Don't clean your ears for weeks. When you think you have enough filth in your ears, pull it out via cue tips. Then, sculpt your masterpiece! (Seriously, these things go for big bucks at art sales.)

102: Watch Regular Show.
It's anything but.

101: Prank call people.
All you need is a phone, the white pages, and a cool head. Pick a random person and dial it up!

100: Chalk + Elevator = Random.
Every time you go somewhere, bring some chalk with you. If you get on an elevator, you can use it to be random. Simply draw a square around you and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

99: Blow dryers.
Aim these things out of your car window at other peeps and watch their reactions. (NOTE: This is more for insane people, so don't do it on a regular basis. Then again, what do you do on a regular basis?)

98: Wear a fedora all the time.
In case you don't know, a fedora is a hat.

97: Bacon in the soap.
Go to the store and buy the best bacon you can find. Take it home and cook it. After that, eat as much of it as you can. Finally, put whatever is left in your soap.

96: Chocolate cake.
Eat it a lot, share it a lot, rub it on yourself a lot. Chocolate cake: It's the answer to everything.

95: Nothing.
There is no #95. Why? 'Cause it's random! Duh!

94: Q.
Puqt thisq letqter qin rqandom wordqs youq wrqite. Sqay itq's qa sileqnt Q.

93: Be smart, act stupid.
Do you really need an explanation?

92: Wear a fake mustache.
They can be found at party stores, dollar stores, and wherever random stuff is sold.