Million Dollar Game Releasing Strategy

How to expertly release a game in 10 easy steps:
 * 1) Make it one of the most hyped up games for the console
 * 2) Delay the game slightly
 * 3) Wait until it is a few weeks before new launch date
 * 4) Decide to also release on platforms which are soon getting successors
 * 5) Delay original for over half a year and release it in the most busiest month for original console
 * 6) Water down original game
 * 7) Have owners of original console get mad and make them boycott game/company
 * 8) Don't release original now and ports later
 * 9) Get money from few idiots who never heard the news
 * 10) Go bankrupt by the end the year