Survive THIS!

Zeyphr: *Wakes up* *Looks outside* Huh. Humanity hasn't collapsed...*Sees Sparky, asleep in his fewd bowl*...Everybody's still alive...*Nice weather outside, 42 degrees out*...And I don't see any meteors. *Pause*...Yeah, I knew we were gonna survive this one. WELP, back to bed. *Walks back to bed*

...

(Terror Comet (Spaceship) crashes outside)

Aviraptor: LOOKS LIKE WE TOOK A WRONG TURN AT ALBERQUERQE! (Is that how it's spelled?)

Other Aviraptor: I DON'T CAAAAAAARE! *Hits a button and the ship vaporizes*

Yeah.