Prologue to a Gordan Movie

I am a Cop. The man over-shadowed by the Bat. The man, whome Arrested The Joker once. I Eat Donuts and Drink Coffee. But That's not all. I have a killer mustache. A Mustache, with such power, it may even defeat Chuck Norris! Naw, who am I Kiddin? But still, this mustache had powers. Powers so great, it could save the world.

Things have settled down in Gotham City. Bruce doesn't fight crime anymore (He still wears the batman costume and talks like Batman because he thinks it's "Cool"), Two-Face has joined the police ampartment (He still just talks about Racheal, though), Bane opened a Car selling department called "Crazy Bane Pow" (The Commrecials are annoying, though), and Catwoman died (YAAAAAAAAAY!).

Yes, Life is Sweet. I Went into a Mall. "I Could use one of these TVs.................." I Thought. Almost suddenly, The TV Put up a Oxi-Clean Commrecial without Billy Mays. A Man Behind me threw a knife at the TV, Making it burst with glass. "Sir, Are you going to pay for that?" The Clerk said. "NO!" The Guy said (OF COURSE). This was time for action! I Morphed my mustache into a Hammer and started beating the Guy with it. Then, I Morphed my mustache into a fist and punched him really hard. He fainted, and i handcuffed him, so the police could get him.

I Brought A Yahoo! and walked out of the Store. That will never happen again i thought.

Boy, Was I Wrong.