Demencia and The Black Hat Gang (TV series)

In late 2017, in order to make up for budget cuts, some fugly goon decided to create a TV show that is literally just The Barney Bunch but with Villainous. The series first premiered in December 2017 on some secret network based in the Saggitarius Arm, which will remain unnamed, and was intended to replace The Show Of Utter Awesomeness, considering the fact it was cancelled months ago and nobody did a damn thing about it.

Demencia and The Black Hat Gang is designed as a Shitpost 2.0, and is based off of the lives of the 2NE1 album-hoarding members of the Black Hat Gang.

Layout
The show takes inspiration from Nog's Egg Nogs, Drew Pickles Goes To videos and Villainous (obviously).

Each episode takes place in White Hat and Clementia's apartment and is designed as an amalgam of shit that inadvertently looks like the shit that a drunk Demencia would come up. Mostly, it is about the characters trying to achieve unrealistic goals, or other random things.

Demencia
A hot lizard girl who is the main protagonist of the series. Hyperactive, jumpy and a little messed up in the head, Demencia was created by Dr. Flug and has the ability to crawl on the walls. When she crouches down, her ponytail covers the rest of her body. She has the hots for Black Hat, but he turns down her romantic affections time and time again.



Black Hat
Ancient, evil demon who has his heart and mind set on taking over the world, one evil deed at a time. He is the founder of the Black Hat Organization and doesn't quite understand why Villainous AU characters are in the series. Ironically enough, Black Hat is considered more as an anti-hero than a villain, and is shipped with Dr. Flug.

Dr. Flug


A scientist with a paper bag over his head. He works as an inventor of evil products which are sold by Black Hat. It is unknown as to why Flug keeps the bag over his head, although it will be revealed when Villainous becomes a full-fledged TV series of its own. He has been known to have saved Dr. Slug's life two times on the series.



5.0.5
A failed experiment also created by Flug. Much to Black Hat's anger, 5.0.5 is the polar opposite of what he was originally intended to be. He regularly refers to Black Hat as "Dad", and speaks exclusively in bear growls. "Dad" is the only English word he knows.



Woke Demencia
Demencia, but 100x more woker. Rumor has it she and Black Hat are dating.

White Hat
Black Hat's heroic counterpart who is a closet sociopath and is a part of the illuminati. He is Black Hat's former buddy buddy chum chum pal person thing, but have turned on eachother because of their differences. Flug disputes this, saying that White Hat is racist for turning on Black Hat, since he has black skin.

Dr. Slug
Dr. Flug's hentai addict cousin and former drinking buddy who is a psychopath. He, Demencia, Turbulence and Dr. Lacertillia have committed a series of crimes together in the past. It is also hinted that Dr. Slug may be mentally ill, as he often as Bipolar disorder-like moodswings and often mentions voices in his head, which tell him to kill his cousin (Flug).

Clementia
Demencia's heroic counterpart who is literally happy 24/7. Clementia is very naive and is prone to only seeing the positive sides of things and people rather than the negative downsides. Despite her joyful, albeit unsettling attitude, she is struggling with abandonment issues. Seriously, what anti-depressants is she taking?

6.0.6
5.0.5's evil counterpart, aka what Black Hat wishes 5.0.5 could be.

Turbulence
Dr. Lacertillia's psychopathic boyfriend who got fired from his job at Planes and Shit Inc. for being arrested and getting a DUI, and has descended into madness ever since. He is unemployed and has a criminal record, so now he just torments everyone around him with random shit. In later episodes, he has shown signs of mental instability and has not appeared for as much as 5 episodes due to it.

Dr. Lacertillia
Turbulence's whacko girlfriend who has had it with everybody's shit. She is also one of the craziest characters on the show and has a rivalry with Demencia. In one episode, Lacertillia asked viewers to send money to the house so she could afford to purchase the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant. Despite being a grown woman, she still uses Orajel training toothpaste.

Blue Bear
5.0.5's human form who is like, there. Although he does not live in White Hat and Clementia's apartment, he lives in the basement.

Season 1

 * 1) /Pilot/ -
 * 2) /Risking Your Life/ -
 * 3) /The More You Know/ -
 * 4) /Holy Crap/ -
 * 5) /Shut Up/ -
 * 6) /Demencia's Birthday/ -
 * 7) /The Cinnamon Challenge/ -
 * 8) /Spin Me Around/ -
 * 9) /Keeping A Secret/ -
 * 10) /The Christmaa Special/ -

Season 2

 * 1) /Way Too Cuckoo/ -
 * 2) /The Mancave/ -
 * 3) /From Madness To Madness/ -
 * 4) /The Fetish/ -
 * 5) /3:00 AM/ -
 * 6) /The Flug with Two Lacertillias/ -
 * 7) /Demencia Makes Hotpockets/ -
 * 8) /Flug Finds a Waifu/ -
 * 9) /Kahoot Night/ -
 * 10) /Slug-roids/ -

Season 3

 * 1) /Clementia is Cyberbullying/ -
 * 2) /Making A Mockery Out Of You/ -
 * 3) /Meet The Hats/ -
 * 4) /Demencia's Boyfriend/ -
 * 5) /Fujoshis/ -
 * 6) /Fort Night/ -
 * 7) /Dr. Slug's Double Life/ -
 * 8) /The Creepy-Ass Shrine/ -
 * 9) /Out Of This World/ -
 * 10) /White Hat: Walmart Cop/ -

Season 4

 * 1) /Dr. Flug Joins The FCC/ -
 * 2) /Blame It On The Alcohol/ -
 * 3) /Ajit Pai/ -
 * 4) /The Lesbian Brigade/ -
 * 5) /Demencia And Some Fucking Losers/ -
 * 6) /The Christian Server/ -
 * 7) /Hooked on Hentai/ -
 * 8) /The Girlfriend from Hell/ -
 * 9) /Clementia Clones/ -
 * 10) /Bite Me/ -

THE DRINKING GAME
The rules here are simple. Sit down at your computer with your favorite beverage and watch your favorite episode, taking the appropriate number of drinks for each of the items below:
 * Take 1 drink if Flug gets yelled at.
 * Take 1 drink if Turbulence blows something up. An ambulance is mandatory.
 * Take 2 drinks if Black Hat does something evil, like eating pineapple pizza and enjoying it.
 * Take 3 drinks of hot water if the camera falls down.
 * Take 4 drinks of cold water if Dr. Slug is caught watching hentai.
 * Chug if Clementia smiles. An ambulance is mandatory.
 * Chug if Demencia is fawning over Black Hat. Screw it, the ambulance can't save you now.
 * Drain your drink if the characters mock the audience.
 * Take 5 drinks of hot water if the characters break the fourth wall and/or talk about future events. AGAIN, THE AMBULANCE CAN'T SAVE YOU.
 * Take 1 drink if Flug trips over something or invents a new product for the Black Hat Organization.
 * Chug if the characters stare at the camera like they're on The Office.
 * Drain your drink if "Damn it, Demencia!" or "Where's that sexy Slug?" is in the script.
 * Take 5 drinks of cold water if Black Hat shouts Flug's name from out of the window.
 * Drain your drink if the episode ends with Demencia saying something stupid.