THIS IS SPARTA 2: SPARTAN GOES TO JAIL!

One day the Spartan was shouting beside the street. A man walked up to him.

Man: Why are you shouting?

Spartan: CAUSE THIS IS SPARTA! *pushed down man, but he lands in the street and gets run over*

Policeman: *walks in* Excuse me sir? Did you push that man in the street?

Spartan: MAYBE, MAYBE NOT!!!!!!!

Policeman: Why would have you pushed this man in, if you did?

Spartan: CAUSE THIS IS SPARTA!

Policeman: You are under arrest sir.

The Spartan was arrested for probably killing that man. Then the Spartan went to court.

Prosecution: Why did you kill that man?

Spartan: YOU HAVE NO PROOF THAT I DID!

Defense: That is right. He was just on the crime scene, he could've been at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Spartan: YEAH! SPAAAAAAAARTA!

Prosecution: UGH! WHY ARE YOU FRUSTARATING ME?

Spartan: CAUSE THIS IS SPARTA!

Prosecution: I have an idea! If you did the crime, shout this is Sparta, Mr. Spartan.

Defense: He would never say that.

Prosecution: Okay. Heehee. Spartan, why are here?

Spartan: CAUSE THIS IS SPARTA!

Prosecution: YOU SAID IT!

Defense: YOU TRICKED HIM!

Judge: Rubbish. The client said what the Prosecution said to say if he wanted to confess guilt.

Defense: But the client answers every answer with it! He can't help it! And Prosecution purposely asked a "why" question.

Judge: Oh well. It's to late since the client is already on the way to jail.

The Spartan was getting taken to jail.

Spartan: YOU CAN'T ARREST ME!

Cop: Why not?

Spartan: CAUSE THIS IS SPARTA! *kills cop* RAWR I'M EPIK! *blows up jail* EPICNESS!

West Side Story: You have a social disease!

Spartan: THE END, SPARTAZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *becomes a laser and blows up*