How Christopher Robin returned

Story
One day Christopher Robin was walking to see Pooh Bear but some weird goth girl though if she died her hair red and put on a little makeup she could beat up christopher robin...too bad she could not because she was not really goth.Christopher Robin was about to walk but Darby put him in a sack and Christopher was so scared he wer his pants and they shrunk.Then she told her pet lamba to throw Christopher Robin off the highest mountain in the world down a waterfall.Then she introuduced herself.And for about 4 or 3 years.Then Christopher Robin was so beat up with a shark biting his shoes.Then he came up with a shark.And made it eat Darby but she was fast but then he put Darby in her pet Lamba's mouth slapped the Lamba and it ran away.And Darby was never seen....Until Now.