When the Chicken Met the Frier

Part Uno: A Wegular Walk
It was a normal day.


 * Chicken was walking across the street when he heard a peculiar smell.


 * "What's that smell?", Chicken asked.


 * A bird swooped down and said, "You do not know that smell?"


 * "No I do not. What is it?", Chicken asked.


 * "One of the most delicious meals to grace the city", the bird said.


 * "Green eggs and ham?", Chicken asked.


 * "Nope, fried chicken."

==Part Dos: The Horrible Truth-- Chicken was dumbfounded.


 * "Are you okay?", the bird asked.


 * Chicken said nothing.


 * "Are you even alive?", the bird asked.


 * Chicken remained silent.


 * "Well, I'd better go before someone thinks I killed you", the bird said.


 * "Wait, come back", Chicken said.


 * The bird stopped in his tracks and turned around. "Yes?"


 * "I need you to tell me more about this... fried chicken."