Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32058977-20190701233746/@comment-3969350-20190708015215

Skydiver: (looks out the plane door and sees a sky full of clouds) Oh yes! I always wanted to live on top of a cloud! Here I... (jumps) GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(The skydiver aims for a large cumulus cloud)

Skydiver: This is fluffy enough! Soft impact in 3....2...1....

(The skydiver simply passes through the cloud)

Skydiver: Augh! I missed! Well, good thing I got a back-up parachute with me!

(The skydiver pulls the cord, only for the parachute pack to transform into a vault. The skydiver clutches onto the vault and he descends rapidly)

Skydiver: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(The vault opens and reveals a cloud-like couch. The skydiver then clutches onto it)

Skydiver: It feels like a cloud, and it looks like one too! (sighs in relief)

(The skydiver and the couch land into a lake)

(The skydiver opens his eyes)

Skydiver: So if it looks and feels like a cloud, it must be a (realizes that it's a couch) Oh. Close enough. (notices that it's wet) Eugh! Yuck!