The Fried Chicken Song

Refrain:

Do you like pie?

Do you like fries?

Do you like more pies?

Do you like stuff fried?

If all of the above,

Question's answers are yes,

Now try this thing thats better then chess,

FRIED CHICKEN!

Has your stepsister ever been swallowed by a giant goose,

Do not fear, do not cry, do not kill a moose,

Don't be a weirdo, don't be crazy, don't be a chicken,

Just go to KFC and have fried chicken!

Refrain

Now if you're feeling depressed,

Or just plain unhappy,

Do not be messed,

Just by pappy!

Go to a farm, and "borrow" a chicken,

And you will feel joy!

You'll feel like a good girl or boy,

FRIED CHICKEN!

Refrain

FRIED CHICKEN!

FRIED CHICKEN!

IT'S CALLED FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEED CHICKEN!