Wii U

 is the codename for the next Nintendo console. It is sometimes called Wii 2, Wii HD, Nintendo Stream, and Nintendo Feel.

Games to expect:
 * Super Mario
 * Mario Kart
 * The Legend of Zelda
 * Kirby
 * Star Fox
 * Pokemon
 * Random-ness
 * Chocolate
 * Pizza
 * iPad 2
 * PS4
 * XBOX 720
 * NGP
 * 3DS
 * Walter Elias Disney
 * Headphones
 * Cooking Mama
 * Banana Peels
 * Typing more stuff in that I shouldn't be typing.