Thread:PixelMiette/@comment-30126178-20170628230432

Press2paste is fun and easy! My mom regrets giving me life because I cannot for the life of me put toothpaste on a dumb toothbrush without it spilling over everywhere and making a titanic mess, just like my emotions! I wonder what the all the toothpaste I waste ends up as. Does it end up in the ground, trees and plants being one with its wasted, useless, and miserable existence? I want to be like such. The roots of trees intertwined with my bones, holding together my decomposing, rotting corpse. My existence itself is but a lie and a mistake, and my parents are harshly reminded of that every day when I waste toothpaste. I wish to join the toothpaste as it fades, rots away into nothingness, and be useful only for the survival of flies, maggots, and fellow useless wastes of space that only continue existing to be a nuisance to those around them. It is a truly amazing product. 10/10 