The Tale of Random-Ness!

Prologue
Once upon a time in the land of Rand-Om, random-ness was enjoyed throughout the land. People said random stuff such as cheese and meatloaf at times when mentioning cheese and meatloaf was the last thing on their mind. But nevertheless, everyone loved it, and fun & laughter abounded for years and years. However, one dark and gloomy night, a legion of pitch-black clouds covered the land, and for a moment, all the fun and enjoyment that was the norm in Rand-Om had vanished.

The evil King Supor Fwash had come to invade the land of Rand-Om! He was against random-ness and wanted to abolish it by taking out the land by force! He sent his minions to go and enslave everyone in the land, and those who refused to kow tow to him were to be exterminated! The citizens of Rand-Om tried to fight back, but King Supor and his minions were much too powerful for them to defeat. Soon, the land was transformed into that of a civilized organization, and King Supor ruled with an iron fist.

Decades passed by, but though the citizens of Rand-Om had gotten used to being sensical, they still had a love for random-ness. Citizens hoped and prayed that one day, a great hero would raise up and defeat King Supor and restore random-ness from the land. And that hero... will be revealed in the next chapter.