User blog:CompliensCreator00/I'm nao joining PETV

Okay so I was hasing potato chips then they morphed into the shape of a skinned potato. I was running away so I went in mah toilet butt the potato burst in and told me that every day innocent veggies are killed and bein' turned into chips and stuffz so because I naao obey da potato I'm joining da People for the Ethical Treatment of Vegetables. So no veggies are harmed anymore. I promise to eat meat, dairy, and only meat until vegetables are restored to their natural hoam. So yeah am nao a Meatitarian.