Category:Squirrels are Evil



Squirrels are really evil because they either shoot people or are really big know-it-alls. They say annoying things like and they shoot people for reasons like
 * A sneeze's speed is faster then a hurricane's winds.
 * The wheel was invented by a caveman named Billy-Bob-Joe.
 * Bugles have 160 calories per serving.
 * To get an acorn that they are holding.
 * They are squirrel hunters.
 * They are middle-aged (YUCK)