What if 4Kids got Touhou Project

Original
Reimu: Just as I thought that it was strange that the night still hadn't ended... So it was you, Marisa.

Marisa: Hey, you've got it wrong. The only bad one is this person here.

Alice: What!? You're guilty of the same thing, aren't you, Marisa?

Reimu: Doing something like this... What on earth are you two plotting?

Marisa: That's, um, y'see. Reimu, how do I put this...?

Alice: Why the stuttering? Just yell at her like you always do. "Bitch, get out of the way!" Like that.

Marisa: Moron! It'll get ugly if she gets mad!

Reimu: Making me mad to begin with is what's ugly, right? I'll definitely have to teach you a bit of a lesson tonight.

Alice: Shit. Will you still think nothing's wrong when you look behind you? The distorted moon is already that obvious, isn't it?!

Reimu: Ahh! This moon is your doing too, huh?

Marisa: Okay, fine. I give up. You're right. The endless night, that broken, warped moon, hiding the human village, and putting hats on the stone statues; all of it was Alice's fault. Now, bitch, get out of the way!

4Kids Version
Reimu: Aha! So you caused the long night, Marisa!

Marisa: Oh, Reimu. I didn't cause it!

Alice: What? You aren't guilty?

Reimu: I should have known better. But what WERE you doing?

Marisa: Uh...we were...just...

Alice: If you don't want her here, just tell her, "get out of the way!"

Marisa: That's a stupid idea! She's my friend!

Reimu: Yeah, that is stupid. I promise I'll help you in what you're doing!

Alice: We were going to Eientei to find the culprit of the long night.

Reimu: You didn't cause it after all, then.

Marisa: Yeah, the people there caused the long night, they broke the moon, they hid the human village, and put hats on statues! Now, get out of the way! We're coming through!