I Don't Know What We're Going to Do Today!

(Ferb): Why not?

(Phineas): Because there is a crab on your leg!

Ferb looks at the crab on his leg. They both scream and run around.

(Phineas): Now I know what we're going to do today!

(Ferb): What?

(Phineas): Get these crabs off.

Phineas and Ferb build a rocket, and they tie the crabs to the rocket. Ferb presses a button, and the rocket launches into the sky, with Phineas and Ferb with them. They fly to a beach planet.

(Phineas): Now, I don't know what we're going to do today again.

(Ferb): Why not?

(Phineas): Because there is King Kong on your shoulder!

They both scream and run around.

Take 2
(Phineas): Let's fight the evil Platyborg!

(Ferb): Okay!

Phineas and Ferb kick Platyborg.

(Platyborg): WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! MOMMY, THEY KICKED ME!

Mother Platyborg walks up to Phineas and Ferb and stomps on them.

Take 3
(Ferb): Okay, this is our last take, so let's not get into any danger.

They crept away, and Phineas accidentally stepped on Ferb's foot.

(Ferb): You stepped on my foot!

(Phineas): No, you stepped on my foot!

They started fighting. Ferb trapped Phineas in a bucket, but Phineas had a claw pick up the bucket and drop it on Ferb. Ferb made a laser circle in the bucket and jumped out and pushed Phineas against the wall, but the claw picked up Ferb. Ferb threw a bucket monster at Phineas, then the bucket monster and claw combined to become Buckclaw.

(Buckclaw): Stop fighting!

(Phineas): Nah.

Phineas and Ferb started slapping each other.

(Buckclaw): Then I will do this!

Buckclaw picked up Phineas and Ferb and ate them.