Justin Bieber attack scenerio


 * imagine yourself in a sleeping position in 10:01pm*

*suddenly your alarm clock goes on*

*you turn off your alarm clock*

Then you hear this 321px

Then an EAS goes on the TV

*alarm alarm alarm* THIS MESSAGE IS TRANSFERED FROM THE EMERGANCY SAFTEY OF AMERICA IT SEEMS THAT JUSTIN BIEBER IS RELEASING A NEW ALBUM AND THOSE PEOPLE ARE ADVISED TO LOCK THEIR WINDOWS AND DOORS AND STAY HOME AT ALL TIMES. IF YOU ARE PICKING UP SOMEONE GET TO THEM IMMEADIANTLY AND THOSE WHO ARE DROPPING OFF PEOPLE, GET BACK HOME. ANYONE WHO IS IN THEIR CAR OR A BUS GET TO THE NEAREST SAFE ZONE. WHEN THE ALBUM IS RELEASED A MASSIVE STAMPEDE OF FANGIRLS WILL RUN THROUGH MANY CITIES AND POSSIBLY CAUSE PROPETY DAMAGE. STAY CALM, RELAX, AND KEEP QUIET. IF YOU APPROACH ANY JUSTIN BIEBER FAN GIRL AVOID HER AT ALL COSTS!! FINALLY WHEN THE ALBUMS ARE BEING PLAYED PUT ON SOME EARPLUGS OR TAPE PILLOWS TO YOUR EARS!! REMEMBER GO HOME, LOCK ALL THE DOORS AND WINDOWS, GET EARPLUGS, AND STAY CALM!! IT WILL ALL BE OVER IN ABOUT 1 OR 2 WEEKS!!! WE HIGHLY ADVISE RESIDENTS TO SEEK OUT AND FIND SHELTER!