HOW TO MAKE A PIE

These are the instructions to make pie. No, not Random Pie, but just normal pie.

What you need

 * Pie Pan
 * 9001 lb. of sugar
 * One, pre-shaped pie ccrust
 * Stuff that you wanna make your pie taste like
 * Plunger
 * Oven

What to do

 * First, get your pie pan.
 * Then put the stuff you want your pie to taste like and all 9001 pounds of sugar into the pie pan.
 * if they dont fit, use your pluunger to force them in.
 * The IMEDIATLY place your pie crust over the pan.
 * Put in oven at 5067 degrees for 5 seconds.
 * Take pie out of oven
 * Eat pie
 * Consult doctor