OoT vs SS Flame Wars in a Nutshell

OOT Guy: YOU LIKE SS YOU MUST OF NEVER PLAYED OOT!

SS Guy: U HAVE TOO MUCH NOSTALGIA DERP!

Me: Well, I've played both games in the same year without ever playing them before, so I have the unbiased opinion that SS is be-

OOT Guy: SHUT UP U DIDNT PLAY OOT AND U KNOW IT!

SS Guy: DONT LISTEN TO HIM HES A DERP!

Me: -___-

OOT: MY BOSSES AND GEAR ARE BETTER! UR ONLY NEW THING IS DA GAEY BEEDLE!

Me: (cough) Gust Bellows (cough) net (cough)

OOT: BOSSES ARE DA SAME!

Me: Well- ugh, let's stop this argument.

SS and OOT: NEVER!

Me: I HAVE AN IDEA FOR A TIEBREAKER! (plays Majora's Mask, Wind Waker, and Twilight Princess)