Magikarp Battles 2: Magikarp VS Arceus

WELCOME TO THE SECOND MAGIKARP BATTLE! TODAY, OUR HOPPING HERO (get it?) FACES THE GOD OF ALL POKEMON LAND! lol wut god, that's magikarp's role HIS NAME IS ARCEUS!

Pre-Battle Bios
Name: MAGIKARP Level: 80 Known Moves: Splash 40 PP (Water), Tackle 35 PP (Normal), Flail 15 PP (Normal) Volunteer Trainer: Gold Extra Note: Holding Focus Sash (allows pokemon to endure moves that would normally make it faint)

Name: ARCEUS Level: 80 Known Moves: Seriously? Come on, it's a god. Volunteer Trainer: ITSELF Extra Note: Holding plate making it Grass-type! O NOEZ!

Let's do this thing already boi
(from perspective of Gold)

Volunteer Trainer ARCEUS would like to battle! Volunteer Trainer ARCEUS sent out itself! Go, Magikarp! What will Magikarp do?

FIGHT>TACKLE

TBA because of time issues.