Shot in the Butt with a Dart (Hairy Doofenshmirtz Song)

thumb|400px|right|17 secondsShot in the Butt with a Dart is the song sung by Hairy Doofenshmirtz in "Bad Hair Day".

Lyrics
Hairy Doofenshmirtz: I'm blurry and drousy

But balladry becons

Though i'll probably lose consciousness in 17 seconds.

Don't know my location

I'm not sure that I care

But I think I'm in a jungle and I'm covered in hair!

If you want to know why

Please refer to the chart

I've been shot in the butt with a dart.

I've been shot in the- *faints*

You know something, it really does take Doofenshmirtz 17 seconds to faint after he said that.