Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30357310-20190101020808/@comment-30126178-20190101165756

Banned because

YO

This is a story about a boy named Shinji

Living in the flooded streets of New Orleans

Gendo, Shinji's father, is a scientist, okay?

So he built a giant robot for Shinji's birthday

Shinji's friend Rei knows how to bust a cap

When she's not fighting aliens she's takin' a nap

Without Asuka from Germany everybody would be lost

Her country is responsible for the Holographic map!

Shinji said "Thanks, Daddy. Can I take it for a whirl? And use it to help my friends save the world?"

Now c'mon Shinji, let's get this party on!

And kick alien butt in your EVANGELION!

YO, SHINJI, GET IN THE ROBOT

YOUR DAD LOVES YOU, GET IN THE ROBOT

THE COCKPIT'S TOO SMALL FOR A GROWN-UP

KICK SOME BUTT IN YOUR ROBOT!

YO, SHINJI, GET IN THE ROBOT

YOUR FRIENDS LOVE YOU, GET IN THE ROBOT

ALIENS GET SCARED WHEN YOU SHOW UP

KICK SOME BUTT IN YOUR ROBOT!

YO, SHINJI, GET IN THE ROBOT

IT'S NOT AN EVA, IT'S A ROBOT

DON'T EAT A RICE BALL, EAT A DONUT

GET INSIDE THAT ROBOT!