Shitpost (TV series)/SMOKING WEED, ON PURPOSE!

SMOKING WEED, ON PURPOSE! is the 13th episode of Shitpost's third season.

Premise
The gang begins to celebrate Weedmas Eve, but the tradition of binging Rick and Morty while stoned has to be put on halt for this year when it doesn't end up airing.

Script
(Open on: an outside view of the back window of the mancave. It zooms into the window, and it fades in on the gang getting ready to go down to the basement. SHANNON is seen marking a date on the calendar - April 19th.)

SHANNON: (excitedly) Today's the day! Weedmas Eve!

DARRELL: (deadpan) We know.

PUPPYCORN: Wow, I cannot wait to smoke all this weed! Can't you, Richard?!

RICHARD: (deadpan) Leave me out of this.

PUPPYCORN: (shrugging) Suit yourself!

(PUPPYCORN gathered his weed stash)

ANSI: I so cannot wait to watch Rick and Morty™ tonight!

SARALINE: Really?! Is THAT all you're excited about?! We're mostly here to smoke weed and play Fortnite!

MASTER FROWN: Who said we were playing the Two Weeks Game on Weedmas Eve?!

SARALINE: I did, pissbrat.

MASTER FROWN: no u

HAWKODILE: Nothing makes me happier than seeing that new Rick and Morty™ episodes are airing at midnight every night on Adult Swim. #NotSpon

UNIKITTY: Hawks, you're the biggest Rick and Morty™ fan that I know!

HAWKODILE: Thanks, Princess. I have a super high IQ now thanks to it!

UNIKITTY: So cool!

HAWKODILE: Time to go downstairs!

PUPPYCORN: Let's get BAKED!

(CUT TO: A shot of the gang going downstairs to the basement. It then cuts to UNIKITTY excitedly turning on the TV and immediatley changing the channel to Adult Swim, about 10 minutes before the Rick and Morty™ marathon airs.)

MASTER FROWN: I am so PUMPED!

ANSI: I can't wait to get schwifty!

HAWKODILE: HELLA!

(CUT TO: A timecard saying "10 MINUTES LATER" in comic sans.)

UNIKITTY: IT'S TIME IT'S TIME IT'S TIME!! EVERYONE GET YOUR BLUNTS READY!!!

ADULT SWIM VOICEOVER: (O.S.) We are sorry, but the Weedmas Eve Rick and Morty™ Marathon has been postponed. To make up, we're replacing it with an eternal loop of a complete buffoon doing orange justice! We hope you enjoy!)

(CUT TO: A shot of the TV, which shows a looping clip of MASTER FROWN doing orange justice.)

(EVERYONE stays in silence for about 5 seconds.)

MASTER FROWN: ...Who the fuck is this goof?!

(UNIKITTY and PUPPYCORN are hysterically laughing.)

UNIKITTY: Frown, your dances are so good!

PUPPYCORN: Look at him to! Super superb, you funky little doomlord!

HAWKODILE: Frown! Teach me how to do orange justice! RIGHT NOW!