The Guy Who Changed His Name to Shut Up

The story goes when a guy named Isinhower hated his name so much he wanted to go change it. So he goes to a name changing booth hosted by Wile E. Coyote himself. "So you want to change your name. What would you like it to be?" Wiley asked. Unfortinatly the guy was talking to his ex on the phone & said "Shut up!" then hung up. "You want your name to be Shut Up?" Wiley asked :Ok". "No" said the man "I was only talking to my ex on the phone and...." but Wiley gave shut up to be his name & the man started crying for a whole day he cried so much that he cried his face off. So he had to move to a faceless people home hosted by a young woman. She told Shut Up to try to enjoy the home wile hes at it. "Ok" said Shut Up. "What is your name anyway?" the woman asked. "Shut Up" said Shut Up. "How rude." the woman said & started crying & she cried her face off. "Omg it happend to me too" she said. She decided to go change her name to Shut Up which is what she did & she & Shut Up got married & lived happily ever after. The end.

This story was writin by my stepbrother Eli Stuek.