The Epic Hawkonico Wedding RP of August 31, 2018

Hawkodile: Whoa, who's that guy?

Zuli: HEY GUYS LOOK UP PERIDOT AND GO TO IMAGES

(Zuli leaves.)

Ivy: Hey, I heard Hawkodile and Nico are gonna marry!

(Hawkodile looks up Peridot and goes to images)

(Nico t-poses)

Nico: What's up bitches

Pinto: Leave! You said a bad word

Nico: Fuck off dog child

Hawkodile: I just looked up Peridot and went to images

Nico: Whoa what's so epic

Ivy: Hey Nico fuck off from my daughter

Nico: Why are you both so fucking salty

Hawkodile: Hey you guys shouldnt swear so much you'll anger Jesus

Ivy: Nobody insults or hurts Pinto k? K?

Nico: Oh sowwy

(Nico squints her eyes at Ivy like she's a psycho)

Nico: Anyway, who wants to play Fortnite?!

Hawkodile: I DO!!

Ivy: Hey I’m gonna set up your wedding with Hawkodile, Nico.

Nico: EPIC!!!! THANKS IVY!!!

Hawkodile: Yay thank you Ivy!

(Zuli walks in again)

Zuli: DID YOU LOOK UP PERIDOT AND GO TO IMAGES YET

Hawkodile: Hawkodile: Yes I did look up Peridot and went to images

Nico: Nah

Zuli:WHAT DID YA SEE

Nico: Nothing because I don't have eyes

Hawkodile: I saw a green girl person

Zuli: DID YOU SEE..

Nico: Green

Zuli: TITS?

Nico: What are tits?

Hawkodile: Tits are small yellow birds right

Nico: Oh yeaaahhh

(Nico dabs so hard her arms fly off)

Nico: MY ARMS FLEW OFF

Hawkodile: Oh shit!!

Nico: can we get a like

Hawkodile: Don't worry babe I'll find your arms

Nico: Yay! Thank you

(Hawkodile t poses and clips through the floor)

(Some time passes)

Nico: Hey husband did you find my arms

Hawkodile: Yeah I got em

(Hawkodile hands Nico her arms)

Nico: Thanks!!!

Hawkodile: Anything for you my love

(Nico's arms clip onto her body. She does the uwu face as this happens)

WIP I'll copypaste the rest later