The Bunkest/Episodes/Season 1: Some Pun on the Word 'Bran'

"Some Pun on the Word 'Bran'" is the fourth episode of the first season of The Bunkest.

Synopsis
Jasmine discovers a promotional event from BranCorp that states that if someone manages to eat enough bran, bran will start to taste good. You know what this means! Another ridiculous and unnecessary bran adventure!

Transcript
(Pan in on Bunkest, then zoom into Jasmine, who is looking around for something to eat.)

Jasmine: (Looks in pantry, only to notice it's empty.) Hmmph. (Looks in fridge, but it's also empty.) Hmmmph. (Looks around kitchen, but it's also also empty.) Hmmmmph. (Pulls head out doorway and into living room.) Hey, everybody, we don't have any food left.

Pixel: (probably looking down as some Handheld Device to play some video game) Yeah, we know.

Jasmine: I'm gonna go grocery shopping, you want anything?

[EVERYONE INSERT YOUR FAVORITE FOOD HERE]

Jasmine: Alright, sounds good! See y'all in a few! (Jasmine walks out door and down the street of Bunker Desert City, USA, on her way to the grocery story, when suddenly a TV turns on in the story behind her. It shows a kid looking bored over a bowl of cereal. Jasmine looks behind her, and at the TV.)

BranCorp Announcer: Hey, kid! (Kid looks up at camera.) Do you like the taste of bran?

Kid: (Excited tone, smiling) No, not in the slightest!

BranCorp Announcer: Neither do we! But that can change!

Kid: (Amazed) *gasp* How?

BranCorp Announcer: It's simple, really! (Cut to image of scale holding several boxes of an indeterminate Bran) If you buy at least thirty-seven metric tons of Bran, (37 METRIC TONS flashes on screen) Bran will no longer taste like cardboard! (Cut back to kid)

Kid: Wow!

(Cut to BranCorp announcer)

BranCorp Announcer: That's right! And as a bonus, whoever finishes 37 metric tons first will get a free t-shirt, and a free box of New Bran! So ORDER NOW! (ORDER NOW flashes on screen, and it cuts back to show Jasmine on the street)

Jasmine: Bran tasting good? Thirty-seven metric tons?! That's a good deal!

BranCorp Announcer: (Reaching out of TV) I know! (gets out card and pen) Just sign here, and I'll get you started right away!

Jasmine: I'd be dumb not to! (Jasmine signs card)

BranCorp Announcer: Alrighty! (reaches into TV and pulls out thirty-seven metric tons of bran) Here you go! (hands them to Jasmine, who nearly collapses from the weight. She starts walking back home.)

(Wipe to the Bunkest, and cut inside, where Jasmine is carrying several boxes of bran. The rest of the cast is just relaxing.)

Jasmine: Guess who just had an unexpected change of plans!

Moch: Jasmine, what are you carrying?

Jasmine: Thirty-seven metric tons of bran.

Everyone: (collectively) THIRTY-SEVEN METRIC TONS?!

TimeBomb: Come on! You said we'd be having [insert snack here]

Jasmine: I know! But some dude told be that if we ate thirty-seven metric tons of bran, it wouldn't taste like cardboard any more! And I am here to help the world. So dig in, everybody! (Slices open bran, causing it to flood the room, with only the heads of others peeking out of the bran.)