Random-ness Sins/Moana

Here's my second Random-ness Sins movie evaluation! Get comfortable... or get a canoe. Whatever feels better.


 * Two Disney Logos takes up far too much time. (ding)
 * Narration. (ding)
 * How did Maui stumble upon Tefitti's island? Did he just look for an island that looked like a sleeping woman? (ding)
 * Not only can Maui shape-shift, but he can move anything he's holding into the appropriate appendage when he shape-shifts as well. (ding)
 * Yeah, Grandma, don't tell such horrible stories to toddlers. (ding)
 * Movie steals the "over-protective father" cliche from Finding Nemo. (ding)
 * Moana may have helped the turtle get into the ocean, but it COULD have been eaten by a barracuda or something. (ding)
 * Ocean OP, pls nerf. (ding)
 * "Time skips during song montage" cliche. (ding)
 * It should not be that easy to crack open a coconut. (ding)
 * Not only is Moana's father over-protective, but he also hates the ocean, all because of that one friend who died because of an ocean storm. (ding)
 * I'm going to remove a sin for Moana's honestly excellent singing. (gnid)
 * Inconvenient coral is inconvenient. (ding)
 * Question: Why did the pig ever agree to get on the boat in the first place? (ding)
 * "When I die, I'm going to come back as [a manta ray]." - Grandma. And believe it or not, she actually does! (ding)
 * Why didn't Moana's father burn all the hidden boats? They're just bamboo and fabric! (ding)
 * Banging a drum triggers an ancestral YouTube video confirming to Moana that her ancestors were voyagers... what? (ding)
 * "I should have burned those boats a long time ago!" - Moana's Father. See? You could have done so! Nobody was stopping you! (ding)
 * "Character who is supposed to be dying finds the strength to provide plot-relevant information" cliche. (ding)
 * This chicken is so hilarious he deserves a sin removal. (gnid)
 * Tip for Moana: Don't go sailing until you learn how to. (ding)
 * This storm went from on the horizon to on top of her in about three seconds. (ding)
 * Moana needs the ocean to point out the obvious for her, which suggests that Moana is an idiot. (ding)
 * "I killed an eel, I buried its guts, out came a tree where you got coconuts!" - Maui. It doesn't matter if this is true, I'm still sinning it. (ding)
 * I'm sorry, Maui, but "in ma belly" is a registered trademark and you should be sued. (ding)

''Will be finished soon. Current sin tally: 21.''