RANDOM Storieee

i was walking into a kindergarten class to read a book to the students and this 5 year old ran up to me and said, "Did you have your tonsils removed?" I said "no". I did not bother to ask why he said it.

i was at home with my friend in our second story apartment. we were watching tv. I went into the kitchen, grabbed the hard boiled egg that was left over from the morning, still in the pan, and i walked onto the balcony and threw it in the pool.

I just felt like it

Then i found a piece of grass and pulled it out of the ground. i put it in my pocket for safe keeping. then a rabbit comes at me from behind and, next thing i know, he has my piece of grass. i chased him, but rabbits are fast and i just learned how to walk a few days ago. i finally decided to just find another blade of grass, which only took a few hours because i was in a very grassy area. this time i put the grass in my mouth so no one could steal it. on my way home, though, i tripped on a rock and accidentally swallowed the grass. instead of finding a new one, i decided to find the one i swallowed. when i got home, i found a spoon and opened up my tummy with it. i guess i waited too long, because the piece of grass wasn't there. then i realized there was a bunch of red stuff around me and i fell asleep. when i woke up, i was in a hospital. then i woke up again and i was in my bed, at home and my tummy was still closed.Someone then jumped out at us wearing no shirtone year ago, there was a mentally disturbed man who came out of no where at sat at the side of my home's lawn, talking to himself. He doesn't look like he was about to hurt anyone so we just ignored him, and he wandered off later that day, haven't seen him since.

I still wonder where he is now.THE END