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 * Young child, I know you want a Nintendo DS, but you must get down from that tree and give me back my pants before I count to three.
 * Why does your diaper have a secret message inside it about how to get the Holy Grail, and why is it written in brown ink... wait, that isn't ink... how do you do that with your...I mean, seriously?
 * Seriously, who would hide pie in a sock that has been left out in the Sahara Desert for fifteen years?
 * (answer to previous) I would :).
 * Waffle cones are a good exuse to get security guards to get out of your way so you can crash a party by throwing pancakes at your own face to bring attention to yourself.
 * (only say this in the grocery store's fried chicken aisle) I REALLY NEED TO GO POTTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * I've got a really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyreally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyreally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really bad feeling about this.
 * I AM HARRY POTTER AND YOU ARE NOT, HA!
 * Wow Doc, this is heavy. You're trying to tell me that you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean? (only shout this in the line for McDonalds)
 * I've got a really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyreally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really BAD feeling about this (it's the same as the other, except this time say bad LOUDER!)
 * The couch swallowed my sister's bedroom last month while we were on vacation to Las Vegas and when we got home we were so suprised that we ate pickles.
 * Please do not eat my great grandson Mr. Clown, since he is only 70 years old.A
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