User blog:Phantom R/HAHA, THAT'S A GOOD ONE ACTIVISION!

"Skylanders Swap Force", haha! Oh wait, what's that? THIS ISN'T A JOKE AND YOU'RE MAKING ANOTHER GAME IN THE SKYLANDERS SERIES? MAKING ME CRY ABOUT A NOW RUINED PART OF MY CHILDHOOD WHILE CHECKING GONINTENDO MOBILE ON MY CELL PHONE? HAHAHA SCREW YOU ACTIVISION AND SKYLANDERS.

So...

 * 1) Skylanders is not Spyro-like at all! Spyro's inclusion, if anything, is a way to generate some sales.
 * 2) Skylanders is mainly a ploy to get parent's money. "I NEED THIS PYHSICAL DLC TO ACCESS A SMALL PART OF A GAME!"
 * 3) Skylanders rarely has any innovation. Sure, they may add a gimmick or two each game, like "giants" or this "swapping" crap, but it's basically the same gameplay. Rehashful.
 * 4) Skylanders Giants JUST came out. Like, a month or two ago. I didn't even know Giants came out until I heard about this swapping crap. Announcing another game in a series just a month or two after the previous entry? Get real, please. This is as bad as CoD now, if not worse.
 * 5) Most Skylanders are just generic forgetable creatures, or clones of one another. Seriously, the first game had three different versions of Spyro, cliche dark form included. Yay, recolors!
 * 6) Overpriced. All because of the toys and portal thing that come with each game. Ridiculous. What if you already have one of the portals from another game?
 * 7) Activsion lied around the release of the first game. They said if "Skylanders: Spyro's Adventure" sold well, they'd put Spyro in his OWN series again, not more Skylanders crap. What if they did mean Skylanders? Well, if they did, why did they remove Spyro's name from the franchise name for the next releases? Pathetic.
 * 8) Spyro's redesign is STILL horrid. Absolutely unsettling to look at. He looks like a monster. I may sound like a whiny Sonic fan complaining about design changes, but hey, at least both Classic and Modern Sonic look cool in their own ways. New Spyro looks disgusting, while old Spyro looks cool.
 * 9) Boring gameplay over all. I've played some Skylanders before. It's not all that great. Maybe fun at first, but in the end, it's really just bland and boring.
 * 10) "Toy to life" is spawning a whole genre because of this. Oh, Disney Infinity, while you look a little pleasing, you'll probably soon end up like Skylanders if you don't take notes. But oh, of course you want to suck people's wallets right out of their pockets. Poor wallets.
 * 11) List your own reasons why Skylanders is trash in the comments and I'll add them to this blog!

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