The Bunker/Episodes/Season 11: The Great Zombie War

Another episode of Moon Snail's puffball glory. but his last?

Round one, FIGHT!
Narrator: Many years have passed, and Moon Snail remains a puffball. but in his episode lays him a great suprise...

Moon Snail: Buy gaiz, I'm getting groceries.

Later...

Moon Snail: Wait a minute... we don't have a grocery list...

.*A zombie is sneaking up on him*

Moon Snail: I guess I'll head back and ma-

.*zombie grabs him*

Moon Snail: AGH!

.*Screen turns black*

Moon Snail:...Huh... Where... am I?

???:You were kidnapped by a zombie.

Moon Snail: WHAT!?!? I'M NOW A ZOMBIE!? *Starts to cry*

???:No you're not. We saved you before you got your brains on a silver platter.

Moon Snail: *Stops crying*... Thank you...

???:Name's Cattail.

Moon Snail:Cattail? You mean that plant from Pvz?

Cattail: Yes. Puffball... we have an urgent quest.

Moon Snail: What is it?

Cattail: You need to stop the zombies.

Moon Snail: How do I do that?

Cattail: It's easy to explain, really.

Part 2
.*LoonBoon starts playing*

Cattail: Start by planting a Peashooter. *Hands out Seed packet* These special unlimited seed packets give you special offensive plants.

Moon Snail: *Grabs it, plants a Peashooter* Easy, so far. Now to plant another one.

Cattail: Not yet. First, you need to collect sun. There's one now.

Moon Snail: *Grabs it* NOW to plant another one.

Cattail: Not yet. Each sun you grab gives you 25 sun. Each plant has a cost of sun divisable by 25. You can count your sun by looking up there. *Points at sign saying 75*

Moon Snail: So I need to grab one more?

Cattail: Yes.

Moon Snail: *Grabs another, plants another Peashooter*

Cattail: Good. Each seed packet has a recharge, so you need to wait before planting ano- HOLY CRAP THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING!

Moon Snail: *Runs around and screams like those druids from the first Spyro*

Cattail: Don't worry! The peashooters can handle them!

.*Peashooters kill the zombies*

Moon Snail: Oh, good. By the way, the sun comes so slowly. I wish there was a way to speed it up.

Cattail: There is! *Picks up Sunflower Seed Packet* This sunflower will produce Sun for you!

Moon Snail: Good! Now let's kick some zombie butt!

(Montage of PvZ Victories)

Cattail: Say, you're pretty good for someone pink like you.

Moon Snail: You just insulted your own hat, but thanks!

Cattail:... oh no...

MS :What?

Cattail: This is a huge wave... SUNFLOWERS! BRING AS MANY SEEDS AS YOU CAN! WE NEED TO STOP THESE GUYS ASAP!

Meanwhile, a pointless sub-plot is developing...
Cihuatecayotl: Guys! GUYS!

Everyone: What?

Cihuatecayotl: Moon Snail has been gone for two whole weeks! I'm really worried!

ACF: Everyone, search for him. This is a bad situation on hand.

Everyone else: GOT IT!

Cihuatecayotl: I wonder what's happening on his Youtube account. *Enters password*

Computer: Incorrect password.

Cihuatecayotl: What? *Enters it again*

Computer: Incorrect password.*

Cihuatecayotl: *Frustrated grunt* *Enters it again*

Computer: Incorrect password.

Cihutecayotl: For pete's sake! I could've sworn it was Snorlax335!

Now back to the non-useless plot
MS: *Plants plants fast while panting*

Cattail: Got'em!

.*Night breaks*

Cattail:... No daytime means no sun...

MS: What?

Cattail: Snapdragon, bring me the Puff-shroom seeds!

Snapdragon: *Gets seeds*

Cattail: Use this.

MS: What's this?

Cattail: This is the Puff-shroom. It has a small range, but is free! Use it while building up your sunflowers.

MS: This seems good.

Cihuatecayotl: I've entered this 500 times! Why isn't it working!? *Enters it again*

Computer: Incorrect password. You really aren't Moon Snail, are you?

Cihuatecayotl: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-