Cooking with Idiots/Noob's New Noodles

Noob's New Noodles is the third episode of Cooking with Idiots. Noob makes some pasta.

Plot
Director: I-Is he there? Cameraman: Why are you so scared? Director: Lawsuits. Lawsuits and idiotology pioneers everywhere! Cameraman: Relax. No lawsuits were filed since nobody knows your show exists! Director: Everyone knows my show! Cameraman: Yeah... and Noob's not an idiotology pioneer. He's just dumb. Director: Fine. Bring Chester- I mean Noob in.

On the Actual Show

Director: Hello, Noob. Noob: sup Cameraman: Today you will be making pasta! Noob: u shut up i dont got do thing 4 u Director: JUST MAKE THE PASTA! (everyone goes quiet) Noob: ok (Noob picks up noodles, a bowl and salt) Noob: da salt here go in bowl (Noob takes the salt's cap off and pours in the bowl) Director: ... The heck?! Noob: ad water en stirr (Noob adds water and stir) Noob: now we eat (Noob eats the "pasta" in one gulp) Director: ... Cameraman: ... Everybody: ... Me: ...

THE END.