Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30126178-20190713150101/@comment-3969350-20190904124237

Geppetto: Pinocchio, this is going too far!

Pinocchio: Sorry, but I can't do anything about it! My nose is the longest thing in the world right now. It can even reach Mars!

[Meanwhile, Pinocchio's nose nearly touches Mars' surface, but quickly shrinks to its original length, knocking Pinocchio backwards in the process]

Geppetto: (to himself) I suppose the truth does heal and hurt. (to Pinocchio) Pinocchio, are you okay?