TV: The Musical!

TV: The Musical is a song that every cartoon ever sings.

Lyrics
Italics means singing.

Aliens: TAKE US TO YOUR LEADER! WE HATE CARTOONS!

Phineas: No way!

Patrick: What is your weakness?

Aliens: I'm not telling you!

Finn: Please!

Aliens: Okay, it's music.

Mordecai: LET'S SING!

Phineas and Ferb: We are cartoons and you can't change it!

Spongebob and Patrick: We're TV stars and you are JEALOUS!

Mordecai and Rigby: We are awesome and you are lame!

Finn and Jake: We are wild and you are tame!

Alien: Haha, my weakness isn't normal music, it's random music suckers!

Everyone: Hehehe.

Phineas and Ferb: Watermelon, peanuts, cookies and putt-putt!

Spongebob and Patrick: Shoop de Whoop, Smiley Face, Gloopy gloop, You get TAZED!

Mordecai and Rigby: CHEESEY CHEESE, CHEDDAR TOO, CHEEZE WHIZ, I WUV WU!

Finn and Jake: Vommiting Toilet Mouths, Flush me, go to South!

Alien: STOP IT! FINE I WILL LEAVE!

Everyone: YAY! GO AND NEVER COME BACK!

Alien: I am, I am, sheesh, be patient.

THE END!