SONIC WAFFLES

Sonic and David Murphery like waffles

PART 1 (and only part)
Sonic: I NEED MY WAFFLE

David Murphey: Sorry, waffles are banned from Canada.

Sonic: NOOOOO! Let's go to Russia then!

David Murphery: How?

Sonic: BY RUNNING1! (runs to Russia

David Murphey: WAIT 4 ME!

Sonic: I AM RUNNING ALOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *trips and cracks his brain* OH NO! DAVID MURPHEY! HELP!

David Murphey: Okay. TO THE HOSPITAL! *transforms into a pixie, picks up Sonic and flies to the hospital. When halfway there, his pixie powers wear off and he and Sonic fall into Aunt Steve's house.

Aunt Steve: Oh boy, visitors! Would you guys like some millinion-old candy.

Sonic: YESH! *grabs the candy and swallows it* ...oooh...someone is gonna need to call a peremedic...

Aunt Steve: Oh boy, I'll need to do that right now!

David Murphey: Wow, wasn't it random how we landed in Aunt Steve's house?

Sonic: OMG! DAVID MURPHEY THINKS I'M RANDOM!

David Murphey: I didn't say you were random, I just set fate was random.

Sonic: WHAT? LIAR! Now, YOU MUST BE DESTOYED! And I'm doing 'DEATH BY LASER! '*becomes Shoop De Whoop and fires laser at David Murphey. David Murphey dies.

Aunt Steve: Oh boy, David Murphey is dead... now want some waffles?

Sonic: YESH! YESH I DO!

THE END!