The Bunker/Episodes/Season 11: Rio Bunker

Wait... WE HAVE A SEASON 11!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Transcript
(intro)

The Mish-Mash: Hey, look at me. I mean, really. Barf, barf, barf. I'm a can opener, a lamp and a shaver. Oh ho ho ho, God! I'm a mish-ma-*gets hit with the paper* OW!

Master ventus: *looks at the paper* Look at the Daily Soup!

The Mish-Mash: What?

Master ventus: It says, "Today, an América Latina Logística locomotive rebuilding shop in Rio de Janeiro was damaged by detergent powder. 712 locomotives damaged" WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Everybody: You guess what that means..........



(The Bunker have arrived at the airport)



Security Guard: Stop right there. You cannot have marshmellows, two mallets, packs of Sharkleberry Fin Kool-Aid, a taser, several packs of Smile Dip, and more on the plane. Because they melt.

Michael Rosen: That's it! I've had it with security guards. Because they confiscate your stuff and a Italian one sent the police to arrest an American tourist in front of his family just for breaking off a pinkie of a statue.

(Michael rushes up to the security guard and pushes him over and hurts him)

Security Guard: OW! That hurts! I didn't hurt you!

Michael Rosen: *chanting* Lawsucks (19x)

Narrator: And the security guard died of a heart attack from what Michael was saying.

Monsieur Sexy: Mo-ho-ho-ha! Let's take his dead body into this large bag which you stuff leaves into and bury him in Rio! Mo-ho-ho-ha!



(The gang then get on the plane, which is a US Airways plane)



Master ventus: We're really jetlagged! We need somewhere to rest.

Todd: Yeah.

???: Guess who?

(they turn around and see the gnome)

The Gnome: My name is the gnome. Keel over and die!

Gadget Hackwrench: RUN!

(everybody runs)



Bingbang32: *listening to I Wish I Was a Powerpuff Girl 

Gnome: *appears* All of you, keel over and-



TBA