User blog:Omgitskittykatty/MegaToon1234 Rants Parody with Random Word Generator

Pity? More like Arsonist! You wanna know why? Killjoy amongst body accord kill! But, you know who loves Pity? Animalistic. Why? Because absolution case absorbing buried harpoon! Oh, so do you know who hates Pity? Heist. Why? Because gargantuan absorbable shock century crushing. So, screw Pity anyway. Damn Battleground Levitating Lights Megacity Zebra is over 9000 times better than Pity!

Also tried with foul-o-matic. I apologize for the strong language, it is censored but I had to keep it honest to what I actually got out of it

Go Suck a Dipstick Rag? More like C### Shiner! You wanna know why? Because $h!t whale. But, you know who loves '''Go Suck a Dipstick Rag? $punk!ng $#m#n Fan.''' Why? Because leaking re!ard wagon. Oh, so do you know who hates '''Go Suck a Dipstick Rag? @r$e Felcher.''' Why? Because $uck @$$w!pe. So, screw Go Suck a Dipstick Rag anyway. Gigantic Nerf @$$-Jacker is over 9000 times better than Go Suck a Dipstick Rag!