DreamWorks Super Star Kartz

You would be forgiven for thinking that we, as a society, were past the days of random franchises getting kart racers. Activision has announced DreamWorks Super Star Kartz for enough systems to blot out the sun: DS, 3DS, Wii, PlayStation 3, and <span class="itxtrst itxtrstspan itxthookspan" id="itxthook0w0" style="float: none; left: auto; right: auto; top: auto; bottom: auto; border-top-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-bottom-style: solid; border-left-style: none; border-width: initial; border-color: initial; background-color: transparent; line-height: normal; text-align: left; position: static; display: inline; white-space: normal; font-family: inherit; font-variant: normal; font-size: inherit; text-transform: none !important; border-width: initial; border-color: initial; border-width: initial; border-color: initial; border-width: initial; border-color: initial; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; border-bottom-width: 2px; color: rgb(0, 100, 0); ">Xbox <span class="itxtrst itxtrstspan itxthookspan" id="itxthook0w1" style="float: none; left: auto; right: auto; top: auto; bottom: auto; border-top-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-bottom-style: solid; border-left-style: none; border-width: initial; border-color: initial; background-color: transparent; line-height: normal; text-align: left; position: static; display: inline; white-space: normal; font-family: inherit; font-variant: normal; font-size: inherit; text-transform: none !important; border-width: initial; border-color: initial; border-width: initial; border-color: initial; border-width: initial; border-color: initial; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; border-bottom-width: 2px; color: rgb(0, 100, 0); "> <span class="itxtrst itxtrstspan itxthookspan" id="itxthook0w2" style="float: none; left: auto; right: auto; top: auto; bottom: auto; border-top-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-bottom-style: solid; border-left-style: none; border-width: initial; border-color: initial; background-color: transparent; line-height: normal; text-align: left; position: static; display: inline; white-space: normal; font-family: inherit; font-variant: normal; font-size: inherit; text-transform: none !important; border-width: initial; border-color: initial; border-width: initial; border-color: initial; border-width: initial; border-color: initial; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; border-bottom-width: 2px; color: rgb(0, 100, 0); ">360. I mean, if you're going to do it, might as well go all out and throw in a "z."

Included in this game is four-person splitscreen multiplayer and 14 characters from Shrek, Madagascar,How to Train Your Dragon, and Monsters vs. Aliens. For those of you with children -- I'm sorry.