How Count Bleck and his Minions Were Born

Miyamoto: What should we name the bad guy in the next Paper Mario game?

Guy: No idea. (bites into rotten sandwich) BLEEECH!

Miyamoto: PERFECT!

Guy: Huh?

Miyamoto: I also need ideas for the villains sidekicks. Who wants to think of them?

Guy: ME, ME!

Miyamoto: Good idea! Mimi! What about the other dude?

Guy: (drinks expired milk) GOD, THIS HAVE CHUNKS!

Miyamoto: Good idea! Now what about the final one?

Guy: ...how about Dimentio?

Miyamoto; Okay.