Chess: How it started

Knight: (punches other knight in the face)

Other Knight: HEY! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?

Knight: I dunno.

Pawn: HEY! (punches Knight in the face)

Knight: HORSES, ATTACK THE PAWN!

Pawn: (runs away) AAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

(everybody fights)

And that, kids, is how chess started.