Dumb Ways to Die: The edition we must continue adding more verses to

This is like Dumb Ways to Die, but we have verses not only from the original, but with original verses and ones from parodies.

If you want, see how long you can survive singing it!

make sure the final verse is always last. Add verses inbetween

LYRICS TIME
Set fire to your hair

Poke a stick at a grizzly bear

Eat medicine that's out of date

Use your private parts as pirahna bait

Dumb ways to die!

So many dumb ways to die!

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie

So many dumb ways to die!

Stick your head in a jet engine

Swallow a hand grenade

Stick your tongue in a light socket

Tie your junk to a skyrocket

Dumb ways to die!

So many dumb ways to die!

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie

So many dumb ways to die!

Dig a hole straight down

Try to swim with squids and drown

Forget to build an iron door

Use lava as your prancing floor

Dumb ways to die!

So many dumb ways to die!

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie

So many dumb ways to die!

Use electricity wrong

Light the fuse to a nuclear bomb

Invite a giant creature to squash your home

Take a time machine back to ancient Rome

Dumb ways to die!

So many dumb ways to die!

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie

So many dumb ways to die!

Get your toast out with a fork

Do your own electrical work

Teach yourself how to fly

Eat a 2-week-old unrefridgerated pie

Dumb ways to die!

So many dumb ways to die!

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie

So many dumb ways to die!

Drive your car off a cliff

Take a nap inside a fridge

Dance near an open sewer grate

Play soccer on the interstate

Dumb ways to die!

So many dumb ways to die!

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie

So many dumb ways to die!

Shoot yourself with a bow

Get hit in the face with a ball of snow

Trap yourself in a wall

Fight a zombie in a drunken brawl

Dumb ways to die!

So many dumb ways to die!

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie

So many dumb ways to die!

Wrap yourself in your own mail

Follow a large animal's trail

Try to hug a thorny tree

Eat ice cream that makes you an alien zombie

Dumb ways to die!

So many dumb ways to die!

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie

So many dumb ways to die!

Invite a psycho killer inside

Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride

Take your helmet off in outer space

Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place

Dumb ways to die!

So many dumb ways to die!

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie

So many dumb ways to die!

Dry your hair in the tub

Give a boa a hug

Pet a tiger like its a kitty cat

Tell your wife she's really fat

Dumb ways to die!

So many dumb ways to die!

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie

So many dumb ways to die!

Keep a Creeper as a pet

Make a hoard of Pigmen upset

Eat a ton of rotten meat

Chill out in the Nether while you try to tweet

Dumb ways to die!

So many dumb ways to die!

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie

So many dumb ways to die!

Trap yourself in a cloning device

Use an anvil as a parachute twice

Destroy a town because you lost your favorite food

Smash your art on your head 'cuz you think it looks to crude

Dumb ways to die!

So many dumb ways to die!

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie

So many dumb ways to die!

Keep a rattlesnake as a pet

Sell both your kidneys on the internet

Eat a tube of super glue

I wonder, what's this red button do?

Dumb ways to die!

So many dumb ways to die!

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie

So many dumb ways to die!

Take gravel to the face

Greet an Enderman with a warm embrace

Get into a witches stew

Tell someone to splash a harming potion onto you

Dumb ways to die!

So many dumb ways to die!

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie

So many dumb ways to die!

Go naked to the end

Ask the enderdragon to be your best friend

Ride a pig straight into the void

Tell a villager his house has been destroyed

Dumb ways to die!

So many dumb ways to die!

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie

So many dumb ways to die!

Get sucked in by a black void

Sell all your Compliens to Humanoids

Stick a robotic hand in lemon juice

Get in a boxing match if you're from Neptune

Dumb ways to die!

So many dumb ways to die!

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie-ie


 * 4 beat pause*

So many dumb ways to die!

you can add a verse between here and the last verse.

Dress up like a moose during hunting season

Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason

Stand at the edge of a train station platform

Drive around the boomgates at a level crossing

Run across the tracks between the platforms

They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly...

The dumbest ways to die!

The dumbest ways to die!

The dumbest ways to die-ie-ie-ie


 * 4 beat pause*

So many dumb

So many dmb ways to die.

WE DID ALL THAT SO YOU WILL BE SAFE AROUND TRAINS. A MESSAGE FROM NOT METRO BUT STILL HAS THE SAME POINT AS METRO