User blog:MegaToon1234/Elijah's Movie Reviews: A Car's Life: Sparky's Big Adventure

A Car's Life. This is an very gruesome rip-off of Cars. If you don't understand, but why? Unluckily, there are reviews of this junk. In other words, you wouldn't understand. Ugh, it really is a rip-off of Cars. I swear. The character designs make you wanna hurl, the voice acting is just for eggheads, and the music? Well, I don't have any idea. It is the story (if you can call it that) of Sparky, an annoying and ugly young car who's at a "rebellious" stage of his life. From speeding to deliberately driving over potholes and using them to launch himself in the air to getting "tricked out", his antics have his father Fender at his wit's end. Diesel, a female (though she certainly doesn't look like it) WWII-era Jeep, is a bad influence on Sparky, encouraging him to trick himself out and sneak out to the movies at night, despite being grounded. But it turns out Diesel has a sinister plot at hand...Meanwhile, on to the story. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? There's drugs in this?!? But, if you think this movie's bad? Then, it got sequels! Why? Why? Why? What? Why? What? Why? Maybe that does not approve. So, on second thought, it was Spark Plug Entertainment. The same company that made An Ant's Life. Big deal! I found some voices actors, yeah. Corinne Orr stars as Sparky and Norbert, and Sean Schemmel is Fender in the sequel. So, this movie's getting worse and worse and worse. Let's continue! That's it, the end. It's awful, trust me. But, wait! Here are the sequels! Watch them, would you? Maybe next time if I review them.

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