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The F***ing Story
A guy wearing a hot pink dress walked along the street full of donkeys. He saw a rubber band in his hair and picked it off and farted on it. Suddenly a panda came along holding a samurai sword and started slcing people in half. The guy was soon killed along with PAris Hilton, but not Nicole Ritchie who was too busy playing the legend of zelda. Her husband told her to get out because the panda was there but she refused and the tv burnt down. Her dog ran out and bit a little girl's leg and she icked it into a nearby window, smashing it and landing on a little boy who was playing pokemon. He threw his Ds out the window in anger which knocked the little girl out who soon got hit by a horse which was constipated. Kate and Nate kissed as the little girl fartted on them causing Justin Bieber gto get hit by a semi just as he was singing baby and his body landed on his fangirls. They all pulled out on of his organs to sell on ebay and then the panda bought it.