Do not touch the operation end of the device. Do not look directly into the operation end of the device. Do not submerge the Device in liquid even partially.

Stuiped...Ididn't still the GODDA- MNMS

WHTJS

I hate it so much THEY WERE GODDAM- MNMS WHA THE FU OF THE FIEF POEAF SHIET FUREIDF BAEHA HUR STUIPED MOTHER- PIECE OF SHI-

(Apologizes we intended this page to be about portal but when the user creating this page got sh*t because he stole mnm's (and ate none) and his parent was "disgusted" it really pissed him off. The Handheld Portal Device will be delivered soon. In 3...2...1)