How Refer Yourself As The Third Person

THERES FOUR WAYS!

First Way

 * 1) Find a group of three.
 * 2) You'll be the third person.

Second Way

 * 1) Build a cloning device.
 * 2) Clone yourself twice.
 * 3) You'll be the third person.

Third Way

 * 1) Say "Hello (Your Name)" or "(Your Name) is happy" or something.

Some other fourth way... yeah...

 * 1) Nothing!
 * 2) HEHE!