The Bunker/Episodes/Episode 105: Cute Pets

Part 1
Narrator: Ladies and gentlemen, thi-

4th wall: *Cracks* WILL YOU PLEASE STOP THAT!

(Shows J.B's house)

(Shows it breaking into nice chunky bis and pets coming out)

Meanwhile, at the bunker...
Moon snail: *Sits with his Mew and typhlosion* I'm bored.

Maxwell: yeah, we need more pets. *Pets his Gentlmanly red dinosaur*

TS: yeah... *Has no pet at all*

(Runble rumble)

Moon snail: What was that?

Molochium: I hope it isn't angry Call of Doodoo fans.

(Pets burst through the door)

All: OMG CUTE PETS!

Moon snail:*Looks at Fafa the groundhog*You are so cute! I'll adopt you!

Fafa: Thank you! I was sick of being tortured from justin bie-

Moon snail: OMG YOU TALK!

Fafa: Yeah, please take care of my friends *Mario and gorilla approach*

Gorilla: Meh.

Mario: As long as you don't have pepsi...

Maxwell: OMG A CAT! I ALWAYS WANTED A CAT!

Rawrlego: ugh.

Maxwell: *Pets cat* I'll call you cookie!

Rawrlego: I,HATE,CATS!

Moon snail: Shut up, your oppinions aren't woth sh

Maxwell: -_-

Molochium: A...duck? WAIT! IT'S PERRY! I WANT YOU FOREVER!

Perry: ...

Rawrlego: any dogs?

Dog: whoof

Rawrlego: YAY A DOG!

Cow:Moo.

All: YAY A COW! WE WANT A COW!

Flametail: Yay! more food!

(All look at flametail)

Flametail:...what?

Moon snail: Let's take a walk with our new pets.

Molochium: I will walk with you, Moon snail.

Rawrlego: I'll stay away from Maxwell and his disgusting cat. I'm going with our cow.

Maxwell: Can I come with your pokemon?

Moon snail: Sure, but don't hurt them and bring them back after the walk.

Mew: Mew.

Moon snail: And be extremely careful, Mew isn't always pacifist.

Tornado: (In mario's voice) Let'sa go!

Moon snail: This should be called: Pet hoarders 2.

4th wall: *Crumbles* F YOU KIRBY! *Dies*

Part 2
(Shows molochium and moon snail taking a walk)

Perry: uh... I feel Wary...

Moon snail: I do too...

J.B: MY PETS! WHO'S THE CULPRIT!?!?

Molochium: *Points at Moon snail* HE IS! *Grabs Perry and runs away*

Moon snail: Moloch...IUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!