Can you go crazy in like: 2 SECONDS?

Pizza: hello, i am pizza the pickle. i have a game show for ya!

Cheese: i am cheese the chocolate. what's the show?

Pizza: the game show is who can go crazy in 2 seconds.

Cheese: is that even possible?

Pizza: no.

Cheese: then why are we doing it?

Pizza: i dunno? don't question randomness.

Cheese: randomness isn't a living thing!

Pizza: you just insulted the randomness god!

Randomness God: you have insulted me. i am sommuning lord voldemort.

Lord Voldmort: hadava kadavra!!!!

(NUCLEAR EXPLOSION!)