The Elder Swear

The elder swear is the longest swear in the history of swears. It is considered to many swearologists to be the longest, most offensive, and the most randomest of all of the swears in the world. Due to it's seriously offensive nature, it has been banned from many schools.......... but proof I have is that is was banned from Hogwarts in the Video Series, Potter Puppet Pals. So why is this here you ask? It's random! I already said it! In fact I even have a section for the swear alone! BRACE FOR INPACT!!!

The swear
Your Mother is a *****ing ******Lorem Ipsum ******** Admite` Barium ************** Tragula*******Hippopotamus************* Republican**************** and Daniel Radcliffe***************** With a Bucket of**************** In a Castle Far Away Where No One Can Here You **********************Soup************ With a Bucket of************** Mickey Mouse************* and A Stick of Dynamite*******Magical*********** Alakazam!!!!!!!!!!