Your Bucket List

Stuff you wanna do before you kick the bucket.

Mochlum

 * 1) Play real life Mario Kart. (it exists, with go-karts, items, and even a chain chomp)
 * 2) Skydive. (mandatory on bucket lists)
 * 3) One of those super fast plane things that makes you feel like there is zero-gravity. (closest I'll get to space)
 * 4) Be in a movie.
 * 5) Make a movie.
 * 6) Work at Disney.
 * 7) Become a Youtube sensation. (you know, LPs, Top Tens, etc.)
 * 8) Be near an explosion. (Real life, like a Micheal Bay movie)
 * 9) Go to every continent. (including Antarctica!)
 * 10) Go to the year 1939 and see the premiere of the first ever fully animated film, Snow White. (Time travel FTW)
 * 11) Go to the year 1995 and see the premiere of the first ever fully CGI film, Toy Story. (Time travel FTW)
 * 12) Go to the year 1955 and get my mother to get a crush on me. (Time travel AND movie references FTW)
 * 13) Gain superpowers.
 * 14) Live to see the zombie apocalypse.
 * 15) (include something very inapropriate here)
 * 16) Get my conciousness transported into a robot.
 * 17) Get transformed into a dog for a day.
 * 18) Start a rebellion against a corrupt future government.
 * 19) Get trapped in a video game.
 * 20) Stop an asteroid from crashing into the Earth.
 * 21) Build a high-tech security bunker and survive a nuclear strike from a terrorist nation.
 * 22) Drill to the center of the Earth.
 * 23) Stop an alien invasion by exploding the mothership with my mind.
 * 24) Make an invention that can turn everything around me into an illustration.
 * 25) Be part of a hot-dog eating competition.
 * 26) Switch bodies with a huge celebirty and learn an important lesson about life.
 * 27) Get shrunken to the height of a rat away from my time machine so I must got on a mini-adventure to return to my regular size.
 * 28) Get shrunken and implanted into the human blood stream to destroy a deadly virus.
 * 29) Eat an entire jug of tater tots.
 * 30) Create a critically-acclaimed revolutionary video game.
 * 31) Create a critically-acclaimed action-adventure-comedy-romance-drama-nonfictional-foreign-sattire-parody-fantasy-faction-horror-mystery-scifi-speculative-thriller-urban-philosiphical-historical film... based off a critically-acclaimed action-adventure-comedy-romance-drama-nonfictional-foreign-sattire-parody-fantasy-faction-horror-mystery-scifi-speculative-thriller-urban-philosiphical-historical book.
 * 32) Teach a robot how to love.
 * 33) Create an element for the periodic table.
 * 34) Go on a huge adventure where I have to hitch a ride across the world to go to a special event.
 * 35) Get married to a lady who has a hotness level of AT LEAST a 9.