Jeus Chrit

Jeus Chrit is the son of Maria and Shadow and a travelling warrior.

Appearance
Jeus is a creature made entirely out of Staplers. They wear a piss-soaked Fedora with a keyboard attached and a mask with a feces coating on the inside on their head. They have a shirt made entirely out of pez dispensers and leather booty shorts. On their stapler feet they wear a replica of Shadow's Jet Shoe and a platform high heeled shoe made out of glass and filled with urine with Rainbow Socks.

Personality
He's a flirtatous creature who loves his daddy and is a furry. He has a piss fetish and will piss on anything he feels like pissing on. Likes the ZX spectrum. He constantly weaponizes objects and himself. He is able to accurately portray a lenny face despite having no face. He keeps a copy of Bible Black at his bedside. He's a conservative 911 truther who hates Pulp Fiction because Matthew Tarantino personally ran over his dog. He's a weaboo and a Hanzo Main.

Powers

 * The ability to Pray the Gay away
 * He can seduce anyone regardless of what they are
 * he can use magic via using spells but all the spells are backwards quotes from cars 2
 * he has stunning accuracy with everything (you know, everything)
 * Urinokinisis

Trivia

 * his fave movie is the fat albert movie
 * he loves but the woman
 * he drinks only the freashest piss from the worlds best piss rivers
 * he can use chaos control