How To Make A Hit Pop Song

Record it, sell it, and make millions.
 * 1) Pick a few random techno beats, repeat incessantly.
 * 2) Fill the beginning with nothing but ohs, oos, and woahs. Don't forget the catchy guitar riff that won't actually be part of the song.
 * 3) Add a s-s-s-stutter effect before the actual verse.
 * 4) Play the G chord,  C chord, F chord, A chord and nothing else.
 * 5) Sing about either:
 * 6) Having fun at a party.
 * 7) A guy wanting a girl (or vice-versa).
 * 8) Add really slow and trippy part before the chorus. Make sure there aren't too many words in it.
 * 9) Make a chorus with eight lines, and really common rhymes.
 * 10) Another verse
 * 11) Get someone to rap about some random crap that has little to do with the song
 * 12) Repeat the chorus. Why be creative?
 * 13) No ideas for this verse? Add a little filler. This will usually be:
 * 14) Some obvious facts that tie into the song's title.
 * 15) Something talking about the singer/band.
 * 16) Play the chorus twice, then repeat the last line of the chorus before the song's over.