Coliflower makes you want to eat SPAGHETTI

yes, yes they do. now im gonna make a REALLY random, unfake article.

"ere we goooooo
so dr. robotnik was walking down a street, and asked gaepora if he could have some grapes. he said no. and then went the fan. whats the cuss word x? its x*@#!$#@. huh? could say that agian? NO. and so thats why grapes are orange. uraniuim

now, heres how pretty my garden is...... now, whatever path you choose, youre now thinking of a pretty garden.
 * think of number between 4 and 7.
 * multiply 4 from that
 * divide 8
 * add 34
 * take away 7
 * now think of a pretty garden

brrrrrriiiiiiicccckkkkk brrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaakkkkeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. lol, i ate yo sandwitch............

a interveiw with abouslety nothing
interviewer: whats youre favriote color?

guy: abouselty nothing

interviewer: whos youre rolemodel?

guy: absoultey nothing

interviewer: do you have any pets?

guy: absoultey nothing

interviewer: have you ever been on the news?

guy: aboulselty nothing

interviewer: can you say ANYTHING besides "absoultey nothing"?

guy: absoultey nothing

interviewer: thats it! im closing this interview down! i hate YOU!!!!!!

guy: absoultey nothing

interviewer: what do you have to say for yourself?

guy: absoultey nothing