Scienceburg Labs/Episodes/Episode 31: Black Lights

Black Lights is the 6th episode in the 2nd season of The Complien Show.

Script
IT'S THE COMPLIENS SHOW! Starring... you know...

Australian Narrator: Today in Scienceburg, things seem to be getting a bit dark...

Prof. Wright: Shees! It's dark in here!

Mr. Rhezo: I know... did you pay the electric bill?

Wright: Certainly! All the technology here is important!

Rhezo: hmm...

News Man: *comes in* BREAKING NEWS! All power sources have been blown away!

Wright: Wait, I though there was no power!

News Man: Yeah, I'm visiting every house in Scienceburg to spread the news. NEWSMAN AWAY!

Rhezo: Wanna watch some TV on my crank-operated TV?

Wright: Sure!

Rhezo: ...don't ask why MLP is on.

Wright: Don't worry, I don't mind.

Rhezo: ok...

Wright: Is this the one with Discord?

Rhezo: Dangit, it's part 2.

Wright: At least I got to see him drink choco-milk.

Rhezo: My arm's getting tired...

Wright: Yeah... what else to do?

Rhezo: Scrabble?

Wright: Oh, okay...

Rhezo: :D

LATER...

Wright: I'mma use my T.

Rhezo: That's not how you play...

Wright: Oh, well I never played!

Rhezo: Well I'm sorry!

Wright: This is getting boring. LET'S RESTORE POWER =D

Rhezo: But how?

Wright: Replacing the power source on each house of course!

Rhezo: Won't that be a little... time-consuming?

Wright: What do we have to do with our time. Now just a sec...

LATER...

Wright: Ready! Charged up all these solar panels with our radioactive substance!

Rhezo: Okay... but shouldn't we wear suits just in case?

Wright: Okay!

Rhezo: READY!

Wright: Time to get moving!

Rhezo: I just realized something.

Wright: Wut

Rhezo: How do you have solar panels with no solar energy?

Wright: I said this, I charge them with a radioacive substance! See?

Rhezo: Oh, right. But why do these blackouts usually happen at night?

Wright: I dunno about that part. I thought the skies were dark from a storm.

LATER AGAIN...

Wright: That was easy. Wait... THERE ARE ONLY 4 BUILDINGS!

Rhezo: uh

Wright: There has to be over 100! Maybe more!

Rhezo: Well that just makes our job easier.

Wright: How?

Rhezo: Less houses to worry about.

Wright: Huh. Let's get started!

Rhezo: YAY!

Wright: Let's set up our lights around here!

Rhezo: Groovy! Wait...

Wright: What?

Rhezo: Did you set up the lights on our lab?

Wright: ... OH CRAP.

Rhezo: Just felt like pointing that out.

LATER ONCE MORE...

Rhezo: Alright, I set up the panels.

Wright: Wait, it's 5:00 AM, and we haven't powered half the city. What's the chance that out of nowhere, the sun will ri-


 * sun rises*

Rhezo: Okay... but what if night falls again?

Wright: Then we set up more panels during the day! *sees City Light Switch* ...

Rhezo: Shall I turn the power on?

Wright: Alright.

Rhezo: LET THERE BE LIGHT! *Turns on CLS, all the lights in Scienceburg come on* I always wanted to say that.

Wright: So that's it? That's ALL we needed?

Rhezo: I guess...

Wright: Well... THAt was worth 5 hours of installing solar panels... *grumble*...

Rhezo: You know... I wonder why we have this here in the first place...

THE END!