Comp's List of Best Quotes Ever!

These are all quotes that are awesome and should be used all the time. They are all inspirational and inspiring.

Spongebob

 * The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. - Patrick

Adventure Time

 * Sucking at something is the first step to being sorta good at something. - Jake
 * No one flicks me in the butt without my consent! - Finn
 * It's time for Finn's bath. Finn, get naked. - BMO
 * Who are you? Ha ha ha! I know, you're probably a... a biiiiiiig neeeerd! Hey baby, why don't you try being cool like me? - Ice King
 * Fat Fat Fat! Daddy's little fatty. - Ice King
 * No one sucks the life from my penguins but ME! ...and maybe polar bears, because that's just nature, Gunther. - Also Ice King
 * These bars won't hold me forever! Hey, there's only like, two of them - Ice King Again!
 * Look a supermodel! Look a hoverboard! Look the apocalypse! Someone got hit in the boingloings. Hit in the boingloings. Boingloings. Boingloings.  Someone got hit in them. PEACE OUT. - Ice King Once More

Dexter's Lab

 * It's not the beard on the outside that counts, it's the beard on the inside. - Some guy.. I dunno who.

Powerpuff Girls

 * Bow wow. Bow wow wow wow. - Prof. Utonium as a dog

Courage the Cowardly Dog

 * Hello new friend, my name is Fred, the words you hear are in my head. I say, I said my name is Fred, and I've been... very naughty. - Freaky Fred
 * You're not perfect. - Freaky Trumpet Guy
 * You ARE Perfect - No Freaky Trumpet Guy Ever
 * The story I'm about to tell, I tell you, I will tell you well, Is of my dear aunt Muriel, and just how I've been... naughty. - Freaky Fred
 * Now, now... you shouldn't play in the toilet. - Freaky Fred... I think. (It's one character on that episode, K?)

The Amazing World of Gumball

 * "When life gives you lemons, what do you do?" "Make lemonade?" "NO! YOU SQUEEZE THE LEMONS RIGHT AT LIFE'S EYES!" Gumball and his mom
 * 3 ski enthusiats came out of a bank. - An edited comic book

Gravity Falls

 * When life gives you lemons, call them yellow oranges ans sell them for double the pricce. - Grunkle Stan
 * I'm a boy now. Let's go grow some mustaches. - Candy Chiu in Dipper's body
 * When there's no cops around, ANYTHING'S LEGAL! - Grunkle Stan (follow this most often.)
 * Remember Folks, we put the Fun into NO REFUNDS! - Grunkle Stan
 * The future is in the past! Onwards, Aoshima! - Mabel
 * OH MY GOSH A PIG - Mabel

Phineas and Ferb

 * Good thinking, Ferb. We'll put these decoys up so Candace thinks we're doing nothing. And then while Candace isn't looking, we'll do something! - Phineas (Candace's mind)
 * Have we learned nothing from Mary Shelley's Frankenstein? - Phineas
 * Follow up single? Who do you think we are? Some two-bit hack who will keep writing new songs just because you'll pay us obscene amounts of cash!? Phineas and the Ferb-Tones are strictly a one-hit wonder! Good day to you, sir! - Phineas
 * Actually, lads, I'm not a Brit or a Yank. I'm just Ferb. - Ferb
 * Speaking of wishes, you know what I never understood? Genies! They tell you to wish for anything you want and then they add some terrible twist. Like you wish to jump high so he turns you into a frog. Why? Who gains from this? The genie? Where's the benefit? You should be fighting genies, man, not me. I'm not the problem; genies are the problem. - Doofenshmirtz
 * It occurs to me that though I've never had a son, there is someone I can always count on to be there, someone I've begun to think of as family... and that person is Perry The Platypus! Seeya' later junkpile! - Doofenshmirtz
 * THIS IS SO FUN! MAKE GLADoS A POTAToS! - Meap

The Complien Show

 * What are you gonna do? Tuxedo me to death? - Dr. Social Studies
 * You realize I'm mayor of this town! I can just spray paint your vehicle if you can't stop being so noisy! - Mayor Fernando
 * Well, we like to end stuff to make people think there was a quick cut-out of the clip. - Prof. Wright
 * "Certainly! They'll always accept a good doctor!" "So not Dr. Social Studies." - Prof. Wright and Mr. Rhezo
 * KEYS FOR EVERYONE! - Prof. Wright
 * It worked! So we're NOT in a McDonalds. - Mr. Rhezo
 * You knocked over my Fanta! You realize I rarely have time to get one of those! - Grim
 * Wait a second.. am I a walrus? FINALLY! Just get me a couple of eggmen and we can re-enact the Beatles! - Prof. Wright
 * The resturaunt is called "Pizza Pies". We got pizza, and we got pies. If we had cakes it would be "Pizza Pie Cakes." - Pizza Pies owner
 * STOP IT!!! My ears are getting more pain from that song than from having them bleed! - Prof. Wright
 * Breaking News! Another blackout happened after the audience had their applause at a movie theater! - News Man
 * Why not say our avorite part of this episode? If I had to choose, I'd go with RIGHT NOW! Let's watch that part! (Droste effect starts to happen on screen) - Prof. Wright
 * Just act how you usually do as mayor, but this time in front of the WORLD! - Old Leader of Google
 * Who's in for some Scrabble? - Dr. Social Studies
 * I spell... Xlafoob. - Dr. Social Studies
 * Finally! A place where I am always being sunburnt, technology is barely even discovered, and no one agrees with my political views. Sounds like a good home. - Prof. Wright

Other

 * "Stop!" "NO!" "Aw.. He said no =(." - Villagers from Element Animation
 * POOTIS - Heavy
 * That sentry is an american! - Soldier
 * When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR FRIGGIN' LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE!!?!?! I demand to see life's manager! Life will rue the day they thought they could give Cave Johnson lemons! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?!?! I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'll make my engineers make a Combustible lemon to BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN. - Cave Johnson
 * PSHPSSSSSSHPSHSPSPPHSHH - Gary's Krabby