Link's To Do List


 * Write list.
 * Watch Zelda get kidnapped and go all ZZZZZZEEEEEEELLLLLLLDDDDDDAAA!!
 * Invent Time Machine
 * Go back in time to the day Groose jumped off Skyloft.
 * Go back and time to Groose's birth and kill him.
 * Kill Navi.
 * Kill Tatl.
 * Kill Mido
 * Wait until night, and blow up the bathhouse.
 * Chain Gaepora to a pole and force him to sing.
 * Destroy the evidence of Navi.
 * Actually WIN at Bomchu Bowling.
 * Listen to Saria's Song.
 * Beat Kid Icarus Uprising.
 * Hack Toontown
 * Find the Simpsons episode where Moe sings Happy Birthday to me, happy birthday to me. I feel so **** lonely, won't someone kill me?! And many more!
 * OH CRAP I FORGOT ABOUT ZEL-