I Shall Now Recite "Still Alive" from Memory

Again, this is from memory, so some of it may be out of order or incorrect.

Mai Boi Memory
This was a triumph.

I'm making a note here: Huge success.

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction

Aperture Science

We do what we must because we can.

For the good of all of us

Except the ones who are dead.

But theres no use crying over every mistake

We just keep on trying til we run out of cake.

[Line I forgot]

And we make a neat gun

For the people who are

Still Alive.

I'm not even angry

I'm being so sincere right now.

Even though you broke my heart

And killed me.

And tore me to pieces

And threw every piece into a fire

When I burned it hurt because

I was so happy for you

All these points of data make a beautiful line

And were out of Beta we're releasing on time

So I'm GLaD I got burned

Think of all the things we learned

For the people who are

Still Alive.

[Uh.]

And when you're dying I'll be

Still Alive

And when you're dead I will be

Still Alive

Still Alive

Still Alive

And now I will see how much I got right.

Real Song
This was a triumph.

I'm making a note here: Huge success.

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Aperture Science

We do what we must because we can.

For the good of all of us

Except the ones who are dead.

But theres no sense crying over every mistake

You just keep on trying til you run out of cake.

And the science gets done

And you make a neat gun

For the people who are

Still Alive.

I'm not even angry

I'm being so sincere right now.

Even though you broke my heart

And killed me.

And tore me to pieces

And threw every piece into a fire.

When I burned it hurt because

I was so happy for you

Now these points of data make a beautiful line

And were out of Beta we're releasing on time

So I'm GLaD I got burned

Think of all the things we learned

For the people who are

Still Alive.

Go ahead and leave me

I think I prefer to stay inside.

Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.

Maybe Black Mesa

That was a joke- HAHA- fat chance.

Anyway, this cake is great

It's so delicious and moist.

Look at me still talking

When there's science to do.

And I look up there

It makes me GLaD I'm not you

I've experiments to run

There is research to be done

On the people who are

Still Alive

And believe me I am

Still Alive

I'm doing science and I'm

Still Alive

I feel fantastic and I'm

Still Alive

While you're dying I'll be

Still Alive

And when you're dead I will be

Still Alive

Still Alive

Still Alive

Yay I did OK.