Villainous In A Nutshell

ayy lmao

Black Hat Man: Henlo, I am Black Hat Man and I run an organization dedicated to destroying the human race and making life a living hell for everyone around me and my co-workers.

Dr. Frick: Hello, I'm Dr. Frick and I get scrutinized on a daily basis. That's pretty much it.

Demenc(t)ia: HEY! I'm Demenc(t)ia and I'm a lizard person with ADHD who wants to have Black Hat Man's babies.

4.0.4: *bear noises*

Black Hat Man: Hello, villains! I have shattered the fourth wall! Here's a new product the Black Hat Organization has created. I will ask Dr. Frick to demonstrate what to do with it.

Dr. Frick: This is the product, you can use it to kill your enemies and other fun shit.

Black Hat Man: Does it work?

Dr. Frick: YES IT WORKS DON'T KILL ME

Black Hat Man: Okay thanks for your time

Demenc(t)ia: Now I'm going to do something that will make me somewhat relevant to the plot even though I almost never am.

Black Hat Man: God damn it

4.0.4: *happy bear noises*

Black Hat Man: DON'T FUCK WITH ME 4.0.4