Indiana Jones and the Random of the Lost Ark

Indiana Jones is walking across the street when a pie rocket hits him in the face with a note from the president saying "Look for this artifact and LEAVE!" Then after a random explosion. Indy walked into the nearest toy store, bought a DS, and went on a plane and threw the DS at peoples he didn't like. When he got off the train he went into the temple and ran away from a herd of evil pie rocket demons who have razor sharp teeth and donuts for fingers. Then, the giant chainsaw monster with a donut and a gun and thousands of hands and a toilet on his butt came and broke dance. Indy stole the idol artifact thing and a giant boom went off and he was chased by a ball. But not just any ball. It was a bubble!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DA DA DA! After twenty-five GAZILLION MILLIONIONS of chasing, Indy got back to America where he ate pie, but then a frozen viking punched him in the face and told him to look for a potato. Indy got a potato, but the evil people that he threw the DS at earlier stole it. The call it the Tater of the Lost Ark. They opened the potato about to eat it when a big lightning monster picked them up and threw them into herd of evil pie rocket demons who have razor sharp teeth and donuts for fingers that were running away from the giant chainsaw monster with a donut and a gun and thousands of hands and a toilet on his but. The monster freed Indy because Indy was the good guy, but the monster didn't like Indy's outfit so he stole his clothes and Indy was in his underwear in public.

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