That Job That I Don't Like...

At the Office of the game company, CUPO

[Mr. Waterman]: I already have 4 game series, and 3 ideas I have to write down.

[Dan]: Crap. Can my game be a flash game?

[Mr. Waterson]: As long as it has a page on TEE.

[Dan]:So we can say "HELL NO APPLE FAQ U! Cause flash doesn't run on Apple. Screw apple. I hate them. WINDOWS FTW!

[Dingo]: I hate apple. :/

[Dan]: Noone asked you Dead.

[Nick]: Agreed.

[Dan]: How did you get in here anyway?

[Dingo]: I was always here.

[Dan]: RED ALERT RED ALERT STALKER STALKER

[Dingo]: I just came back from editing, jeex.

[Nick]: xD

[Zon]: xD

[Dingo]: It's the new slang.

[Holly]: My game is about a psychotic woodland creature that goes insane and attacks the other creatures of the woods.

[Dan]: I have a slogan for CUPO! "MAN HOOK HAND CAR DOOR"

[Zon]: ._.

[Mr. Waterson]: Okay, Holly. NO, DAN!

[Dan]: Aw.

[Dingo]: Is anyone not busy with their series?

[Zon]: Nope

[Dan]: I AM SUPER BUSY NOT BEING BUSY.

(Mr. Waterson is busy sorting out CUPO shares and lawsuits)

[Speedy-Gal]: Me is busy, I am gonna write a entire episode in story mode >:3

[Mr. Waterson]: Story mode? NVM.

[Speedy-Gal]: You know, reading a book mode.

[Nick]: I am probably the most busy guy here...I am 1. Animating 2. Recording 3. Looking for music 4. Looking for sound effects 5. Writing plots

[Dan]: My game is called "OFFICE JERKS" You play as Water, Nick, Holly, or Me and you fight Ninjas, Robots, and Zombies with GUNS!

[Mr. Waterson]: ....

[Nick]: ...

[Dingo]: EPIC!

[Dan]: :D

[Mr. Waterson]: Shut up, Dingo.

(Dan slaps Dingo in the back of his head. Hard)

[Dingo]: I'm gonna get me a few guns, then I'm gonna shoot your a**.

[Dan]: Nope. Security.

[Dingo]: I was joking--what da fu--AHHHHH

(Security shocks Dingo with a taser)

[Dan]: So can I make Office Jerks?

[Mr. Waterson]: Yes.

(Dan does a weird fist pump)

[Dingo]: Ya know guys, I'm currently outta a job, and--and I'm good at cleaning floors. I do it all the time at my mom's, so can I be a janitor?

[Dan]: ................No.

[Dingo]: :(

[Nick]: Dingo, you're not a member of CUPO, so GTFO.

[Dan]: xD

[Dingo]: No, I'm super janitor.

[Nick]: Only if Mr. Waterson says, now leave before I kick your a** from here to mars.

[Dan]: Me?

[Dingo]: Yes.

[Nick]: No, you dingo.

[Dan]: XD

[Nick]: xD

[Dingo]: (Forever alone)

(Mr. Waterson receives a sudden call. Jolting up to his feet, leaves the board meeting in a hurry)

[Mr. Waterson]: BRB, Beaches.

[Holly]: While Waterson is gone, the manager (I) makes decisions. Dingo, go away.

[Dan]: Okay, Holly. :D

(At Holly) [Dingo]: Where?

[Holly]: Away from CUPO.

[Nick]: Dan, let's double team on 'em. xD.

[Dan]: .........Okay.

''(Nick violently kicks Dingo out of the huge board room window, while Dan spits on on him as he falls)

[Dingo]: I'M A SUPER JANITOR. I'LL ALWAYS CAME BAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK---

[Nick]: Which is why you always fail.

[Dan]: Let's forget about him. Shall we?

(Screaming at Dingo from high up in the board room, while he stays hurt, badly, on the concrete of New York City) [Holly]: Dingo, you're not the janitor for CUPO.

(Hurt badly, barely able to move) [Dingo]: Wh--y not?

[Dan]: Um guys, can I stay here? My mom kicked me out of the house. I have a water bed! Plz.

[Dingo]: No wonder.

(Grabs the coffee machine) [Nick]: Into my office ya go!

[Dan]: Thanks Nick! You can have some coffee.

(Yelling at everyone, in a cruel voice, as if she was a dictator) [Holly]: WHILE WATERSON IS AWAY, I MAKE DECISIONS!!!

[Nick]: Holly will still kill you for using her credit card. (Talking to Dan) ...Nah I like cocoa more xD

[Dan]: I'll put it in the hallway. Everyone can use it.

(Dingo somehow manages to come back to the board room, though he looks like a hobo) [Dingo]: I'll ask Waterson.

[Holly]: DINGO, STOP. THE ANSWER IS NO YOU DUMB COW. NOW GO BE PRIMITIVE.

[Dan]: xD

[Dingo]: Quite fierce for a fake business. >.>

[Nick]: Dingo, if one thing is fake, it's your mom and you.

[Dan]: Oh Holly, um, you know how I got that water bed? I used your mom's blood.

[Holly]: Yeah? O_O

[Zon]: ._.

[Dan]: I cut her face. And stole her blood.

(A thought bubble flows off of Holly's head. Holly images about making a slit in the bed and stuffing Dan in it so he drowns, then sewing the slit back up so the blood doesn't leak out) [Holly]: My blood bed now.

[Dingo]: Nice. Dan do you have a series?

[Dan]: No. I come here to say "damn you" at everyone. YES I HAVE A SERIES. WTFUDGE DID YOU THINK?

[Nick]: xD

(Giggling) [Dingo]: Which one?

[Dan]: Stan 18.

(Being to talk about Pokemon for no freakin' reason -_-) [Nick]: I imagine a 5th form for Deoxys...

[Dan]: NO!

[Nick]: Complete Form = Combination of all 4 forms = Uber [PWNED] age.

[Zon]: XD. I know right.

[Dingo]: They need a region with all the Pokemon in THAT reagion so no mo confusin.

[Nick]: MAXIMUM GRAMMAR FAIL.

(Mr. Waterson arrives back in the board room) [Mr. Waterson]: What did I miss?

[Nick]: Then complete Kyurem = Kyurem before he decides it's the perfect time to split into two others xD.

(At Mr. Waterson) [Holly]: Dingo wants to be the janitor.

[Dan]: Dingo, you're not THE F***ING JANITOR!

[Holly]: I told him, i told him.

[Nick]: Deal with it, Dingo.

[Dan]: Pwned.

[Mr. Waterson]: He can be the janitor that cleans the monkey crap by eating it. -,-.

[Dingo]: F***, YEAH!!!!

[Mr. Waterson]: ...And he works in Africa.

[Dingo]: THAT is MY game.

(At Mr. Waterson) [Dan]: Okay I'm cool with that.

[Mr. Waterson]: Dingo, GTFO.....you're fired.

[Dan]: YES!

[Zon]: XD

(Picks up phone) [Dan]: Hello? This is Dan from CUPO. How may I help you? No, no sir, we don't sell Ipads. No, this is CUPO. NOT APPLE. DAFAQ MAN! WRONG NUMBA!

[Dingo]: bbs.

[Nick]: bbs?

[Holly]: Be back soon.

[Dan]: Why is my name not on the list of workers? I'm not on the list. Please change that. Cuz I'm a worker. ...Allo? ....I'm not on the list. HELLO DAFAQ.

[Mr. Waterson]: ...

[Dan]: Put me on the list plz. Kthnxbai.

[Mr. Waterson]: You took your name off...

[Dan]: On accident...Put it back please?

[Mr. Waterson]: No. -,-

[Dan]: Why?

(Gets back from wacking it of--I mean from the bathroom) [Dingo]: LOL.

THE END

Office Workers

 * Mr. Waterson: H20guy


 * Dan: The New Dan


 * Nick: Nickstone


 * Holly: TDIfan83


 * [Speedy-Gal]: Speedygal


 * [Zon]: Zonator


 * [Dingo]: THEWALKINGDEADFAN