The Absolutely Nothing Show!

'''The Absolutely Nothing Show! '''is a fake show from the future that will not air in the future on NBC. It will be about absolutely nothing, as the show's title implies. It will never air.

Plot
Absolutely nothing.

Characters
Absolutely nothing.

Episodes
Absolutely nothing.

Anything at all?
Absolutely nothing.

Fine...
Absolutely nothing.

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Absolutely nothing.

What made you a Tom Cruise fan?
Absolutely nothing.

Dude, really...
Absolutely nothing.

Stop that!!!!!
Absolutely nothing.

I mean it!!!1!
Absolutely nothing.

Ugh! I give up...
Absolutely nothing.