STUPIDNESS SERIES

So, the Courier sided with Yes Man in this story.

"I will protect you..." the Securitron said.

'O...kay....' said the Courier.

Then the turret at Hoover Dam exploded.

"Holy Maria!" the Courier shouted.

Centurions and Legionnaires from Caesar's Legion burst in from the wooden shack. The Courier opened fire. Some NCR men helped the Courier, not knowing that he was for an independent New Vegas. Some more Centurions came in skipping along, with trollface masks. Then an NCR Ranger shouted, "OPPOSE ACTA!" and shot them down. The Courier hurried towards the control room inside Hoover Dam. After the Centurions were defeated, the Courier sang on his way to the wooden shack, "ZIPPITY DO-DAAAAAAAAAAAA ZIPPITY DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY MY OH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WHAT A HORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIBLE DAY!" After the Courier got some supplies like armor and ammo from the wooden shack, he moved onto the other side, and the room to the hallway leading to the control room would be about 50m away.

The Great Khans, the Legion's ally, attacked the Courier and his Securitron bodyguard. They were easy to defeat, so the courier sprinted 50 meters to the room.

The hallway was dark and musty, and abondended. It was until Legionnaires come out and attacked. That's when the Securitron exploded and said "BABOOOOOOOM! I WANNA SEE STUFF EXPLOOOOOODE!" The Courier, still singing his dumb song, ran into the control room. NCR Heavy Soldiers then attacked him. They actually weren't wearing Power Armor Helmets, but actually Guy Fawkes mask. "I WILL NOT LET YOU PASS ACTA, COURIER!" The first GuyNCR said. Then a grinning head just came in, crying, and knocked out all the NCR soldiers. "Uhm...ZIPPPITY DO DAAAAAAAAAA!" the Courier shouted, placing the Platinum Troll into the slot in the control room, uplinking Yes Man. Power had to be turned on, so the Courier went to the power room and switched on power.

Everything was done, except the Legate Lanius up in his camp to the Northeast of Hoover Dam. The courier just fast-taveled to Legate's Camp because he used exploits during "You'll Know It When It Happens." NCR soldiers were there to assist him. The Centurions did not have trollfaces this time, but Italian mustaches. Suddenly, "Hail to the Chief" played. "OOOPS! SORRY!" yelled Ranger Grant from the Visitor Center. It turned off. The Coruier head into the Legate's camp.

Legionnaires were there to greet him. "Hello, sir. Would like a package today? It will contain your bhead, delivered to the Legate. DADAAAAAA!" the greeter keeled over and died after saying this. The Courier walked up to the Legate, standing near his War Tent. The Legate was wearing the biggest hot dog as a hat, and a trollface mask. "PROBLEM, COURIER?" the Legate yelled before he attacked him. The Courier just hit the Legate with his Tire Iron, (9 damage) and then the Legate screamed, "OWWWWWWWWWWWW! MOMMY! IM SCARED! I HATE MY HOT DOG!" Taking off his Hot Dog Hat, he exploded into the air saying "OOOPS! I FORGOT IF I DON'T WEAR MY WEINER, I EXPLODE!" "Now, that just sounds wrong." The Courier said, walking off to head back to New vegas to report to Yes Man. Rocket Man played as the Courier walked off.

To greet him, General Oliver of the NCR was there, bursting into the Legate's Camp with his veteran soldiers. He started to congradulate the Courier on defeating the Legion with curses in every sentence. Then, Yes Man rolled in, with his trollface and all. "What is UP WITH ALL THESE TROLLFACES?!" a Veteran NCR Soldier yelled. The Securitrons following Yes Man ran over Oliver and his guards. "Trolololo! You did a super job wrapping things up! BlahblahblahblahblahblahblahWhenwillitstopblahblahlbahblahNewVegasblahblahblahblahIndependenceblahlblahblahOfflineblahblahblahmrHouseblahblahblah

I'm done."

THE END

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