User:PixelMiette/Other page incarnation



"Master Frown Is meant to be the antithesis of Unikitty but, for the most part, can be summed up by every sober thought that your Father has ever had with regards to you disappointmenting him every time you breathe in or wake up in the morning. Much like you, Master Frown is incapable of completing the simplest of tasks on his own and his Friends see him as a walking joke. A future School Shooter. Master Frown is also a secret Neo Nazi and Anti-semite propaganda piece that is hidden in every episode and promotes the creators, along with Ted Turner's ideals for a second Holocaust through the use of subliminal messages. This can be easily seen in that Master Frown's shape easily resembles a hammer and a hammer like Mjölnir or Thor's Hammer is popularly used by groups like the Aryan Nation to promote themselves as being white supremacists."

 '-- welcome to the userpage of the official unifrown mutual! --'

i'm saraline, also known as hajime, deku, aiko, pixel, makoto, master frown's husband or the master frown fanboy who roams the wiki at ungodly hours. i'm a bi/ace trans boy and the creator of everyone's favorite discord discourse meme, and everyone's favorite master frown apologist. i'm also responsible for everyone's favorite phineas tribute, I guess Phineas is done fucking around. i use he/him or they/them! please do NOT use she/her or i'll go bugfuck freakshit and keel over and die, and DO NOT call me a girl! even tho i am feminine by choice, this does NOT make me female in any way so do NOT call me one or so help me god

please don't ever say you love master frown more than I do. i am the top-tier frown apologist/stan and if you think you love him more than me you're lying to yourself, and people saying that they love him more than me makes me feel awful. i cannot stress this enough just don't do it unless ur kona

my discord is unikitty funny moments#7609. go add or i will piss on everything you love at 5 am and then record all the drake and josh episodes known to man on your tv







q&a

 * why do you call yourself "master frown's bitch"
 * its joak drake and josh
 * is master frown really your husbando
 * yes why is this even a question
 * why tho
 * i just think he's neat i don't owe you an explanation xD epic kek
 * you got any other husbandos?
 * yes but we don't speak of them
 * do you have a waifu
 * yes and her name is tsuyu asui
 * do you like anime
 * anime is sexy! my fave is cory in the house
 * whats your opinion on x
 * idc
 * if you're really a boy then whats in your pants
 * fuck off
 * i don't think you're partly korean/trans or something about me racefaking/faking being trans for oppression points
 * lol
 * (something about me being "cringey")
 * ok so lets get one thing straight. since i was 11 cringe culture has SEVERELY damaged my mindset and i have been super self concious about my enjoyment for things i like. i have gotten over it mostly but i still find it really hard to express myself. this "lol cringe xDD bleach!!" shit is also a very harmful mentality and i encourage you to fuck off.
 * anything else
 * i will not give you proof of my race, gender identity or disorders. complaints regarding my obsessions with master frown and tsuyu will be automatically ignored. they're both very, very, very, very, very important comfort characters so i'd respect if you'd respect that. still insist on sending your complaints? save the time and send your complaints to fuckyouandfuckyourself.com!

friends

 * God (Susie's husband)
 * Master Frown going ham
 * Sonic's brother's wife
 * Corrin Fire Emblem commits tax fraud
 * Fiwe Embwem
 * Online Dater police
 * Karkalicious
 * Wayside vine complilation
 * Wet balloon
 * Luan Loud performs a home invasion
 * Jewelpet enthusiast
 * LoriLoriLoriLori
 * otters hell yeah

projects

 * The Nutshack - pretty much the barney bunch and the nutshack but worse
 * Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension - where the newbies n' vets collide and do future stuff!! I play the role of Frown's husband!
 * Filthy Frank The Series - some bitchy lesbian rat we all know and love makes her own version of the navy seals and its fucking weird
 * Filthy Frank the Series 2: Electric Boogaloo - another barney bunch ripoff
 * Family Guy - au where everything is the same but ts and i are siblings and our dads are venomous and richard
 * Hot steamy beastiality porno - not actually a beastiality porno
 * Veggietales - six jesuses, some ok ko characters and other people do stuff.
 * Secondcoming of Christ - olly get in here, ansi's about to do the cinnamon challenge

other EPIC pages

 * Sexy gallery
 * Kinnies
 * Shit I like
 * uhhh CCs
 * Waifus and Husbandos

quote wall!
"What's up, sluts? Guess who just got outta prison!"

- Master Frown

"If Ansi DID have a sister, what would her name be? Ansi 2"

- My buds!

"Once again, roofies and murder are Hawkodile's only chance."

- encyclopedia dramatica