Write the first section of your page here.

It was another normal day on a Wikia website. I start to edit, but first, I need to think about what to do. So I thought "maybe a page that offends fat people" or "a page to dedicate to a weirdo". I knew I wasn't gonna call them those names. Anyways, I carried on thinking, and then, well, I wrote 1 hell of a page up. I mean, it had approx. 5,451 words already in 1 minute! "Damn" I said. Well, I didn't really care about that. After about 23,427 words, I published my page, and it took forever to load.

* 1 Hour Later*

"Hurry the hell up, you motherf***ing a**hole! Goddamit!" I bellowed 35cm from my monitor. A few hours later, my computer started glitching. It then glitched even more. And then, it exploded. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed. I threw my computer out onto the road (and yes, it did get ran over and smashed into pieces), and then I ran straight back into my house, only to find a Glock .40 in my cupboards. I grabbed it, put bullets rapidly inside, then BANG, I shot myself and committed suicide. There's no more me. I'm dead. (by the way, at this point on, I wasn't speaking, I was thinking really). Then, some random Wikia dudes decided to make me a new page, calling it "Write the first secton of your page here". (and also, this was in my mind). This appeared over 10,000 times, rushing through my head like a loud echo that's 5cm away from my ear.

Then, after 6 minutes of after-life thinking, I fully went away. I went ecxtinct. My body was melting so speedily fast. Then, 30 minutes later, I turned into a skeleton, pretty much.