Epic Meap Chronicles: Villans point of View

Part 1: With Mitch
Mitch: (sitting on the couch, watching TV) ....

(stares at the TV while a shampoo commercial comes on)

Mitch: Wow, that looks like some amazing shampoo. I think I'll try some of that!

(takes a shower)

Mitch: (In the shower) La Da Dee La Da Doo La Da Dum! La Da Dee La Da Doo La Da Dum!

(knock on door)

Mitch: (puts on towel) I'm coming! I'm coming!

(Mitch opens the door)

Mail Man: Mitch?

Mitch: That's me.

Mail Man: (under breathe) how come mail comes when someone showers...

Mitch: What was that..?

Mail Man: Nothing..

Mitch: Don't act like I didn't hear that.

Mail Man: I take it back...

Mitch: (shoots Mail Man with ray gun) No you don't ...

(takes package and closes door)

Mitch: I wonder what it is.. (opens package) Oh just a dumb old invitation to a "magical doughnut that grants any wish".

(skims through the invitation)

Mitch: "signed the bad guys".... (dials phone number)

(2 hours later)

Mitch: Okay men, do you know why I called you here?

Plankton: You know the secret formula?

Mitch: NO...

Bowser: You have mad Princess stealing skills and your gonna do me a solid?

Mitch: NO...

Dr. Eggman: You've always thought I was pretty?

Mitch: NO..

Dr. Eggman: You have world domination in your pocket.

Mitch: NO...

Dr. Eggman: You have physics in your pocket-

Mitch: NO..

Dr. Eggman: - Because somehow a hedgehog can spin dash on to solid metal and still live.

Mitch: NOOOOOOO!!! I was given an invitation to a magical doughnut by you three and I want you to help me find it.

Plankton: Why should we Spongebob-

Dr. Eggman: Sonic -

Bowser: - And Mario always get in the way

Mitch: Hold them off somehow..and we'll have the magical doughnut in no time. So what do you say?

Bowser: I have nothing better to do.

Dr. Eggman: Same here...

Plankton: Fine, but If we go to Bikini Bottom I need to check up on my wife.

Bowser: But first lets get some grub at KFC.

( Bowser, Mitch, Eggman and Plankton jump down a warp pipe)

Part 2: KFC
(Mario and Meap jump out the warp pipe)

(Bowser, Mitch, Eggman and Plankton jump out the warp pipe)

Plankton: Hey that chicken sandwich looks like a krabby patty.

Bowser: Its not you idiot.

Plankton: I'm not taking any chances (jumps into sandwich)

Women: (eats the chicken sandwich)

Plankton: (falls into the women's mouth)

Mitch: (face palms) Since we are villains we must violently cut open that women's throat and find Plankton.

Bowser: I have another plan, we dress Eggman up like an egg and the women will want to eat him. Eggman goes into the women's throat and grabs Plankton.

Eggman: How will I be able to crawl in and out of the women's throa-

Mitch: (dresses Eggman up like an Egg)

Eggman: Could I have at least worn pants under this costume.

Mitch: Nope :P

Eggman: (walks over to the women) ......

Women: Hey an egg! (grabs Eggman and puts him in her mouth)

Eggman: .......

Bowser: I am so glad that's not me.

Eggman: I'm stuck...

Women: This egg is to hard to swallow.

Mitch: (gives the women some fiber) Eat this.

Women: (eats the fiber) Didn't help...

Bowser: Eat this stick of butter, the egg will slide down there easily.

Women: (eats a stick of butter)

Eggman: (slides down into the women's throat) Hi Plankton!

Plankton: Hi....

Eggman: (grabs Plankton and climbs out the women's throat)

Women: (pepper sprays Eggman)

Eggman: Aaaaaah!

Plankton: I'm so small pepper spray hardly hurts...somehow...

Women: (puts Plankton in a jar of spicy brown mustard)

Klasky Csupso: (eats the employes pants)

Mario: Aaaah! Rainbow unicorn undies!!

Bowser: Huh? Mario's here?

Mitch: He was here the hole time, we just weren't paying any attention to him.

(The Villans walk out of KFC)

Plankton: Maybe the magical doughnut is underwater..

Mitch: That's just great..how will we get underwater fast enough?

Eggman: (puts back on regular clothes) The Egg-Marine!

Bowser: Wuzzat?

Eggman: Its a submarine with my name on it...

Mitch, Bowser and Plankton: ooooh.....

(they all get in the Egg-Marine and go underwater)

Part 3: Bikini Bottom
( The Egg-Marine sinks underwater )

Plankton: Welcome to Bikini Bottom, gentlemen..