The AuSome Six!/Commercials

Promo
(Music starts.)

(Screen fades from black, showing city.)

(Camera zooms into protesting crowd.)

(Einstein is seen coming from a distance, warping reality using bubble.)

(The name "Einstein" appears on the screen in purple text, with "Knowledge" underneath it in smaller text.)

(Camera zooms out to background.)

(Newton is flying through the air and launching beams at one of the protestors.)

(Protestor falls over, zooming into Newton's face.)

(The name "Newton" appears on the screen in red text, with "Wisdom" underneath it in smaller text.)

(Camera zooms back into the crowd.)

(Mozart jumps from the right.)

(Mozart fights violent protestors and destroys their signs with his swords.)

(The name "Mozart" appears on the screen in gold text, with "Beauty" underneath it in smaller text.)

(Camera moves up.)

(Jefferson is seen hovering above the crowd.)

(Jefferson fires a star-shaped shuriken at a sign, cutting it in half.)

(The name "Jefferson" appears on the screen in dark blue text, with "Freedom" underneath it in smaller text.)

(Camera zooms behind Jefferson)

(Dickinson is shown flying in the air, firing a ray with her lyre.)

(The name "Dickinson" appears on the screen in white text, with "Creativity" underneath it in smaller text.)

(Camera zooms to the right.)

(A portal appears and opens up, with Tesla coming out.)

(Tesla fires thunderbolts at a sign, creating a hole.)

(The name "Tesla" appears on the screen in yellow text, with "Curiosity" underneath it in smaller text.)

(Camera zooms back up to the sky.)

(The AuSome Six! logo appears on the screen.)

(Music stops.)

Narrator: The AuSome Six, coming soon to The Steamed Clams Channel. Rated TV-14 for suggestive themes and strong violence.

(Screen fades to black.)