Scienceburg Labs/Episodes/Episode 90:I Loathe It

I Loathe It is the 15th episode of the 4th season of The Complien Show.

Sypnosis
A hip, new song called "I Love It" is sweeping Scienceburg, but Prof. Wright hates it!

Script
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Wright: 'ey Rhezo

Rhezo: yo

Wright: What's that you're listening to?

Rhezo: Oh, this new song called "I Love It".

Wright: Lemme hear, I do enjoy some good music... what is this?

Rhezo: Music.

Wright: Are you sure? Because I'm having more pain in my ears from listening to this song than having them bleed.

Rhezo: I don't care, I love it.

Wright: *removes MP3* At least the song isn't that popular yet... I'mma go home.

.*Prof. Wright goe shome*

Wright: Now for a little TV

Commercial: The all new Kidz Bop 196! With hit new songs like... I DON'T CARE, I LOVE IT

Wright: *turns off TV* No more TV. You know, that stuff rots the brain. I need a quick trip outside...

.*Song blares from City Hall*

Wright: WHAT IS THAT!?

Mayor Fernando: Uh, this hip new song.

Wright: I demand you stop this so called "music" from playing!

Fernando: hahaha, no. You see, I'm the mayor. You can't tell me what to do, citizen. *Turns it up louder*

Wright: I MUST ESCAPE *travels to the Scienceburg Mall* HELLO IS THIS THS SCIENCEBURG MALL... YES I AM SCREAMING SO I CAN HEAR MY OWN VOICE OVER THIS CRAPPY MUSIC... A PAIR OF HEADPHONES WOULD BE NICE... THANKS.

.*Puts headphones on*

Wright:Finally, some peice and quiet. Rhezo, I got some headphones to keep things uiet.

Rhezo: Cool. Wait... those aren't noise-cancelling headphones.

Wright: I know. They'd work well with an MP3 player, but keep out some sound. Enough to keep me SANE.

Rhezo: Here, use mine. *Gives Wright my MP3* Just don't look in the bottom folder.

Wright: Thanks! Some music to relax. I wonder what's in this folde-GAAAAAAAAH

Rhezo: I TOLD YOU NOT TO LOOK IN THERE

Wright: STOPITSTOPITSTOPIT

Rhezo: I WARNED YOU DAWG

Wright: TURN ON SOMETHING PLEASANT TO THE EARS

Rhezo: JUST LISTEN TO SOMETHING ELSE SERIOUSLY

Wright: Mr. Rhezo, can you carry me? I am too tired to run *gasp gasp gasp*

Rhezo: I don't think I can.

Wright: Well can you change the song?

Rhezo: *gasp* I have a solution!

Wright: What?

Rhezo: brb

Wright: *comes in* What's this?

Rhezo: It's a sound blocker!

Wright: FINALLY, HAHAHAHAHAHA! *zap*

Rhezo:... you just made it so you can't hear children crying.

Wright: Oh.

Rhezo: Just type in what sound you want to block, in this case "I Love It". Alright, stand right here.

Wrtight: *stands in front of the machine*

.*zappity*

Wright: Finally NO MORE! I'M FREE!

Rhezo: Let me test it, though. *Turns on song* Can you hear it?

Wright: Don't hear it!

Rhezo: YAY!

Wright: GOOD NEWS, I CAN'T HEAR THAT SONG ANYMORE!

S0ph1a Wright: Which one?

Wright: I LOVE IT THE DUMB ONE

S0ph1a: That one went old 5 minutes ago! Listen to this!

Wright: ... WHAT IS THIS CRAP!? HEEEEEEEELP!

Rhezo: *sigh* I'll fire up the blocker...

The End! :3