Random-ness Wiki/Dumbest Way to Die

Which was the dumbest?

Which was dumbest? Eat a 2 week old unrefridgerated pie Swallow a grenade Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason Keep a rattlesnake as a pet Get your toast out with a fork Eat a tube of super glue Stick your tongue in a light socket Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing Dance near an open sewer grate Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride Let a psycho killer inside Poke a stick at a grizzly bear Use your private parts as piranha bait Pet a tiger like it's a kitty cat Eat medicine that's out of date Dress up like a moose during hunting season Sell both your kidneys on the internet Stick your head in a jet engine Play soccer on the interstate Take your helmet off in outer space Dry your hair in the tub Run Across the tracks between the platforms Take a nap inside the fridge Teach yourself how to fly Set fire to your hair Tell your wife that she's really fat Do your own electrical work Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place Drive your car off a cliff I wonder what's this red button do? Give a boa a hug Tie your junk to a skyrocket Stand at the edge of a train station platform

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