Self-Indulgent OCs as Vines

Soren: I am disgusted, I am revolted. I dedicate my entire life fighting the virus, and THIS IS THE THANKS I GET!?

Willow: Damien, we did it! You're gonna be a father!

Damien: Willow, I'm reading Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, What do you want?

Sapharise: To heck with diabetes! I'm eating chocolate cake! And drinking beer!

Cal: *Typing on keyboard* So Cal is confusion... why is this one Kansas, but this one isn't Ar-Kansas!? AMERICA EXPLAIN! WHAT DO YOU MEAN OF ARKANSAS?

Dennis: *Pours life cereal, lemons fall out* Well, when life gives you lemons!

Kevin: Hey, how much money do you have?

Soren: 69¢.

Kevin: You know what that means!

Soren: I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets :(