Spongey Cheese's Big Freakin' Movie

Unknown Inspired by Mozart999 and Awesomereesee, I decided to make a bad script, but for the first SpongeBob movie. Based on this page.

Synopsis
Oh crap, Puffy Fluffy has stolen King Neptune's crown and took it to a stuffed animal shop in Shell City, and now Spongey Cheese and Patrick must get it back.

Script

 * French Narrator: [We start out on the familiar Bikini Atoll Island.] Ah, the sea. So mysterious, so sexy. So... uhh... wet, like my dreams. [The camera submerges underwater until it stops in front of Showbiz Pizza Palace.] Our story begins in Bikini Bottom's disgusting undersea eatery, Showbiz Pizza Palace, where...