A Stupid Finn X Peebles Fic

Aghventir Tiem: And this is why you don't date fire people.

Finn: I made you a poem...but...I ated it. FP: (In her usual deep voice) HAHAHA That is hilariou-KISS ME. Finn: Wh...what? FP: Do it or I'll roast your butternubs right off your hot bod. Finn: But I got gas! I GAWT GAS REAL BAD! FP: NAO. Peebles: Don't you do it, Finn, or else she'll destroy the wo- (FP kisses Finn) Peebles: Yep, we're doomed. FP: TRICKED! TRICKED! RIKK-TIKK-TIKK! I TOLD YOU I WAS EVIL! NOW THAT I'VE EATEN YOUR SOUL, I AM GOING TO DESTROY THE EARTH! Finn: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA? FP: Pwned you, didn't I? Peebles: First you steal my boyfriend, now you destroy Earth. What next, making my pet Rainicorn pregger-Oh, wait... FP: Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got som burning to do. *Burns a hole through the earth, making Finn inadvertently fall in* Peebles: SCIENCE AWAAAAAAAAAY! *Covers the hole with Jake's bodeh* Jake: What the jaw, Proibles? Peebles: If she doesn't get any oxygen, she'll go out and restabilize! Buuut, she stole my boyfriend, so I'm gonna kill her. Jake: :D FP: *Is out* Finn: Oh noes! FLames is dead! Now I have NO girlfriends! And I'll NEVER reach Tier 2! Peebles: Yus! Finn: THIS IS YOUR FAULT, PEEBLES! First you break up with me, now you kill the only possible girlfriend for me! Peebles: WHUT? I didn't break up with you! I just pushed you off my knee! Finn: In my day, that means YOU BROKE UP WITH ME, YOU SUGAR-COATED FREAK OF NATURE! Peebles: But I LOVE you, Finn! Finn: Too late, I destroyed your like-like sweater in the Lich's well of power. Peebles: But you hit Tier 2 with me PLENTY of times! Finn: Joke's on you, I wore fake lips! Peebles: No, you didn't. Finn:...OH MY GLOB, I REALLY AM IN LOVE WITH YOU! THIS IS HORRIBLE! THE ONE WHO HATES ME ACTUALLY LOVES ME! Peebles: I've loved you since Season 1. Finn: I've HATED you since Season -42! Peebles: You wanted my hair and fed me spaghetti for it. Finn: ONLY BECAUSE A BALD TREE WITCH WAS GONNA KILL JAKE! Peebles: You killed the Ice King repeatedly so that I would still be open for dating. Finn: ...I see your point. Peebles: So you love me? Finn: NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Peebles: *Facepalm*