Most Boring Poem

Who else hated Poetry in School... Anyways here is apparently the most boring poem in the world....

Do you put your cart before the horse Do you cast pearls before swine Do you let things run their course Are you just in the nick of time

Is it out of the frying pan Or over the rainbow Is it water under the dam Is it what you say or what you know

Are you Under the weather Or are you up and away Is it age before beauty Is it time to make hay

Put your nose to the grindstone Are your Boots on the ground If your foots in your mouth Where’s your tongue to be found

Got your back to the wall Got your Tit in a wringer Are you Over the hill Are you still a humdinger

Is it Much ado about nothing Are you over the hump On pins and needles Or down in the dump

Are you over the moon, Or Up the creek Down the tubes Or clumsy as a geek

Are you down on your luck Or are you up and away Are you Through and through Or king for a day

Out of luck Are you under the gun Into the fire Or are you under the sun

At this point I’ve got to tell you my friend You really must be dumb as a clam If you read this to the very end You’re even more boring than I am David Whalen Your still here??? Why????