Bean Burritos

Bean Burritos are big brown stuff that is not poop (well, not usually) wrapped in a tortilla with cheese and rice and stuff in it to. You can find them at TACO BELL even through they are BURRITOS not TACOES so whoever made the menu for TACO BELL is pretty weird.

How to use a burrito to get lots of free food.
Another thing to remember about burritoes is that they make you GASSY!

Supplies

 * Gas mask (optional)
 * Vacuum Cleaner or Someone you don't like
 * Bucket

Steps

 * 1) Either get used to the smell of your own farts or buy a gas mask.


 * 1) So eat lots of burritos before going to a party with lots of good food.


 * 1) Go to the party right when it starts so most of the food is still out and is fresh.


 * 1) Clear the room by FARTING.


 * 1) Everyone will leave the room except you since you are either used to the smell or have a gas mask.


 * 1) All of the food will be yours. Unlike the usual "sharing" or "equal servings" at most parties, you get it all!


 * 1) If you run out of the food, use either a vacuum cleaner or someone you don't like to suck in all the smell, then run to the chef of the part and tell them "WE ARE OUT!"


 * 1) The chef will make you more food.


 * 1) Repeat steps 5-8 until you are so full that you will barf.


 * 1) Barf into the bucket that you brought.


 * 1) If you want, repeat steps 5-8 AGAIN since you have more room.


 * 1) Once you are totally downright full, throw up and go home.