A Roadtrip with Zelda

Part 1: ...
Zelda: Dad, this loftwing is so tiny!!

Groose: Wait, where's Grannie?

Zelda: Behind you...and she looks real squished.

Impa (present): Yes, yes I am.

Ghirahim: This road trip is NOT gonna fill my heart with rainbows.

Fi: Ghirahim, I can detect that you are experiencing an emotion called "regret".

Impa (past): Listen, with all of this weight on this puny loftwing, we will all be late to Miyamotoland Resort.

Groose: Hold on a minute! Aren't we supposed to go to Shigeru Miyamoto World Resort?

Impa (past): I am completely sure that it is Miyamotoland Resort.

Zelda: Dad, can we go to a rest stop?

Ghirahim: This is gonna be a disaster.

Impa (present): Don't worry yourself, Ghirahim.

Zelda: Dad, please?! I need to go really bad!

* Link and Gaepora just look at eachother in disappointment of the others*

Part 2
tbc