Shitpost (TV series)/Shitpost Seashell Party

Shitpost Seashell Party is the 14th episode of the third season of Shitpost, and is the 76th episode overall.

Sypnosis
When the power goes out, the gang decides to get lit in the basement. Basically Seahorse Seashell Party, but better.

Transcript
(Open with a view of the living room of the mancave. Everyone can be seen doing at least something, sans PUPPYCORN, who isn't present.)

UNIKITTY: (concerned) Hey, has anyone seen Puppycorn?

(Upon hearing this, FINK shakes her head.)

FINK: I haven't seen him anywhere. Maybe he's still asleep.

UNIKITTY: That can't be true. It's 7 PM. He never sleeps this late.

FINK: (confused) If we didn't hear from him, nor see him all day, then where could be possibly be?

UNIKITTY: I don't know, my little rat buddy... this sure is a head-scratcher, isn't it, Fink?

(UNIKITTY smiles and winks at FINK. Upon winking, a star can be seen coming out of UNIKITTY'S eye.)

(Off-screen, the sound of a door bursting open can be heard. UNIKITTY, FINK and everyone else in the room are startled by this.)

(CUT TO: PUPPYCORN after bursting the doors to the living room open. His arms are raised in either direction and he has a big mouth-open smile on his face.)

PUPPYCORN: (enthusiastic) WHAT'S UP, MY HOMIES?!

(An airhorn sound effect blasts violently in the background after PUPPYCORN says that.)

UNIKITTY: (relieved) Puppycorn! Where were you?

PUPPYCORN: (proudly)

I was doing my taxes!

UNIKITTY: Epic! What shall we do now?

PUPPYCORN: I was thinking we cou-

(PUPPYCORN is cut off by the flickering of the lights.)

PUPPYCORN: (concerned) Hey, Sis, did the lights just flicker?

UNIKITTY: Yeah, but I'm sure they're fine.

(The lights turn off, leaving the characters in darkness.)

FINK: (upset) Guys, the power's out!

MASTER FROWN: (upset): Well, fuck.

KO: NOW what can we do!?

UNIKITTY: We can have a slumber party downstairs in the basement!

KO: Isn't the basement haunted?

UNIKITTY: Does it really matter? Let's go!

(SWIPE TRANSITION TO: Everyone sitting on pillows, which are situated to face a 63" flatscreen television.)

UNIKITTY: (holding a bunch of DVDs) Does anyone want to watch some movies?

PUPPYCORN: Do you have "The LEGO Movie" in there?

(PUPPYCORN looks directly at the camera and winks. The fourth wall can be heard shattering afterwards.)

UNIKITTY: Let's see... (sifting through the movie pile) A-ha! There it is! (she picks up a DVD copy of The LEGO Movie and places it in the DVD player.)

PUPPYCORN: (excited) This is gonna be SO epic!

(Moment of silence)

PUPPYCORN: But wait, how is the TV remaining intact when the power's out?!

UNIKITTY: Bro, this is Shitpost. Anything is possible.

(UNIKITTY looks directly at the camera and winks. The fourth wall can be heard shattering once more.)

UNIKITTY: (shocked) Woah, did we just break the fourth wall?

PUPPYCORN: Ssshhh... no questions! The movie's starting!

(CUT TO: A time card with a simple black background. It says "45 MINUTES LATER" in Comic Sans, and it stays on screen for a good 5 seconds.)

DR. FOX: This is boring.

UNIKITTY: (annoyed) Stop being Legomoviephobic, Dr. Fox.

(DR. FOX facepalms, and MASTER FROWN rolls his eyes.)

(PUPPYCORN falls asleep, as does everyone else. UNIKITTY is the only one remaining awake. She is still watching the movie with a big toothy smile on her face.)

UNIKITTY: How are we doing?

(She looks behind her shoulder to see everyone asleep.)

UNIKITTY: (annoyed) You people have no taste.

(UNIKITTY takes the disc out of the DVD player.)