Debunking Canadian Stereotypes

So, as a lot of people on here know, I'm Canadian. So this must mean I religiously put maple syrup on everything and worship Tim Horton, right? Well, if you have a brain, you'd know this is all incorrect. Anyway, let's debunk some stereotypes about my country, just for kicks.

That we all say "about" as "aboot". This one is an absolute lie. I have never heard anyone say "about" like that in my life. No Canadian says that word like that. We don't even have funny accents either, so that's two debunked already. That we're all apologetic and polite. I try to be polite and apologetic but I know a lot of Canadians that aren't those two things. Hell, those kinds of people practically flood my school. That it is always snowing here. This is one of the ones that pisses me off the most. No, it is not constantly snowing here. Just because our winters just so happen to be longer than yours doesn't automatically mean Canada is just some icy tundra all throughout. We have other seasons. That we all say "eh" after every other word. Unless we're joking about how much of an idiot people are for believing in stereotypes like the ones listed here, we almost never say the word "eh" in casual conversation. That Tim Horton is our president. I'm gonna say anyone who believes this one is a goddamn moron. Tim Horton died years ago. He's not our president. Hell, we don't even HAVE a president. We have a prime minsister, and the one we have is a fucking idiot. That we all say "zed" instead of "zee". This isn't always the case. Not all Canadians say "zed". Every teacher I had said "zee" instead of "zed". That we bathe in maple syrup (yes, this exists. Oh yes, I sure do love lathering myself in a disgusting, smelly, sticky substance that is hard to wash out and makes me feel sick every time I'm in contact with it. That's the life right there, I don't know what you non-Canadians are missing out on. (that was sarcasm, by the way. I can't believe I actually had to say that.) That our police ride on horses. No, our police don't ride horses. You clearly have watched way too much Fugget About It episodes. That we all know John from Toronto. No, not all of us know who the fuck this John you're speaking of is. Sorry to burst your misinformed bubble. That we were all born with skates and on. Yes, because I was totally born with shoes with blades stuck on the bottom of them once I came out of my mom's womb. Like that wouldnt've caused damage to her uterus or just about every single one of her reproductive organs. Surely not.