A usual day in the life of Zeyph, Rei, and Teepo

Rei: OH MAI GAWD YOU GUISE IMMA KILL THIS CHIMERA

...

Zeyphr: *Casual* Oh, yay.

(A few seconds later)

Rei: NOO WE KILLED IT

Zeyphr: Wait, wasn't that what you were trying to-

Rei: WE KILLED IT

(Afterwards)

Zeyphr, Rei, Teepo: *Level-grinding*

Zeyphr: NOES! IMMA EGG!

(Some time after)

Ghosts: killkillkillkill

Zeyphr: HYAA-

(Teepo dies)

Zeyphr: NOES!

(Zeyphr dies)

(One respawn later)

Zeyphr: STUPID FISH-*Fishman pops out of nowhere and atempts to sell some items* OH SWEET MOTHER OF CRYSTALIA!

Teepo: Uhhh...

(Hours earlier...)

Zeyphr: *Points to a tiny green dragon* THIS DRAGON IS NOT ME.

Rei: SAY WHAAAAAAAAT?

(One giant chicken later)

Rei: I AM SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS!

(Zeyphr casts Heal on a zombie and it dies)

Zeyphr: Oh, that makes sense. .H.

THEN THEY RESTED AND SAVED GAME TO START THE CYCLE OF MADNESS AGAIN THE END