What happened to me at Lunch today

(The following story your above to read is kinda true, but kinda fiction-ie. So....That was point-less)

Me: I'm gonna bring my book from home, THE HUNGER GAMES!

(At Lunch)

Kid #1: You brought your book to lunch AGAIN?

Me: Was there any rule that said I couldn't?

Kid #1: Not yet, 'cause I'm gonna write one!

Me: (thoughts - (facepalms))

(LATER....)

Kid #1: What if you spill it?

Me: Do you REALLY think I'm that stupid to spill milk on my book?

Kid #1: Yeah.