How to summon Guido


 * 1) Buy a copy of Pooh Goes Poop.
 * 2) Go to the bathroom with the lights out.
 * 3) Poop in the toilet, close the lid, and do not flush. (Do not pee in the toilet or else this won't work.)
 * 4) Put your copy of Pooh Goes Poop on the toilet.
 * 5) Go to the mirror and say Guido's name 5 times.
 * 6) Congratulations, you have now summoned everybody's least favorite forklift!