Statefarm

Like a good neighbor, STATEFARM IS THERE TO KILL US WITH THEIR LASER EYES AND DESTROY THE UNIVERSE WITH THEIR EVIL EPIKNESS!!!

They use magicalness to appear whenever someone triggers the taboo and says "Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is there!" Most people take advantage of doing that, like doing "Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is there with fried chicken!".

They spill your tea.