BLUN TIMES WITH BLICE AND BLE

Pre(?): Hey, Splice, you have the time?

Splice: *Turns around* I'M NOT SPLICE! I'M MY ORIGINAL CHARACTER, BLICE!

Pre(?): And I'm not Pre. I'm MY original character, Blenumbra!

Blice: People really need to get their facts straight!

Ble: I'll say.

Blice: OOOOWEEEEWOOOO! I'M INEXPLICABLY INFLATING!

Ble: How embarassing.

(Pop!)

(Ble gets a disturbed look on her(?) face)

Blun Times: E2: Blaia
Blice: You know what we have to do now, Ble.

Ble: ...Sit around and get emo because Blolaria is dead?

Blice: No! We have to kill the Blight Bleater!

Ble: ...Why?

Blice: BECAUSE HE'S A REAL JERK! I'll round up the troops!

(At the Dark Juice bar...)

Blice: Hey, your original character, Blaia! Wanna go kill the Blight Bleater?

Blaia:...I can't...I can't do any...anything...

Blice: BUT HE'S A REAL JERK!

Blaia: It'd...it'd be foolhardy to try, old friend. Not after the last war...it took everything...everything from me...my family...(Holds up a picture of a cup of dirt)...even the twins...

Blice: Oh...I'm sorry, Blai-

Blaia: DON'T YOU GET IT?! I'M NOT MY ORIGINAL CHARACTER BLAIA! I'M THE ACTUAL GAIA, TRAPPED IN THE REAL WORLD!

Blice: *Slowly backs away* Ohkaaaaaay...?

-Meanwhile, in the Garden Of Teh Neutralness...-

Ble:...I'm still here...*Slurks over*