Spaghet (OK KO shitpost)

Spaghet is a critically acclaimed 5-star shitshow of a theatrical film. It follows the utterly ridiculous lives of the citizens of Lakewood Plaza Turbo and some spaghetti.

Characters

 * K.O.: A 6-11 year old Chad who wants to be a hero.
 * Enid: A lazy lesbian who enjoys slacking and is also a DJ.
 * Rad: An incel with a massive ego.
 * Carol: K.O.'s mother who calls him "peanut" despite K.O. being allergic to them.
 * Mr. Gar: He does stuff.
 * Dendy: K.O.'s kappa classmate who hacks computers.
 * T.K.O: WHAT DOES HE DO AGAIN?
 * Lord Boxman: A born-again Christian who makes robot children and fucking destroys them. Plays favorites with a lot of them, notably Shannon.
 * Shannon: Dorito.
 * Darrell: Eyeball man.
 * Raymond: Pompadork.
 * Mikayla: WHAT SPECIES IS SHE?
 * Jethro: I am Jethro!
 * Ernesto: Black Hat who?
 * Fink: Toddler mouse.
 * Red Action: Enid's waifu for laifu.

Act Uno
(k.o. is on the floor, face-first in a plate of spaghetti)

(enid kicks the door open)

enid: sOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!!

k.o.: this is my spaghetti enid go get your own

enid: go heck yourself (disappears)

k.o.: yes

rad: (zooms in) wakka wakka its time for africa

enid: (comes back) thats nice