The Bunker/Episodes/Episode 158: Physically Date A cartoon character

Here is teh episode.

Part 1:Tweeting...
Narrator:On a normal day in the Bunker..

(inside the Bunker, everyone's on their laptops)

Kh2:Hey did you guys see today's Episode of Fairlyodd Parents?

MP76:Yeah.

Alt:Yeah.

Moonsnail:I didn't see it.

Faves:K

Kh2cool: Here *goes on youtube*

(Plays this videolink here)

Murray:Who's the Beaver kid?

Bugs: -___- Its Timmy Turner..

Woody:Who voices Timmy Turner?

Bently:Tara Strong..

Kh2:According to her tweets...it says "I hate to disappoint some of you, but you cannot physically date an animated cartoon character"...

Mochlum:Lies! TARA! Y U MAKE ME CRY

TS:Yeah. Life sucks.

Mochlum:I CAN NO LONGER DATE PINKIE! DX

TS:BUT YOU CAN DATE HER IN YOUR MIND!! 8D Now, who should I date? :/

Mochlum:SOMEPONY ELSE! LIKE TWILIGHT SPARKLE OR FLUTTERSHY!

TS:NVM. Back to making random crap out of smaller pieces of random crap!

TS:I'll still love you from the background, Pinkie!

Mochlum:YAYAYAYYAYA

Kh2:Try telling that to- Wait..are we saying comments from Random-ness Wiki

Forth Wall: *breaks* Ouch...

Tornadospeed: Yes. Yes we are. (gets computer and logs onto Twitter)

TS' Twitter Message to Tara: I understand, but listen. I only follow physics when I want to! :P Plus, this is a TV show, and we can do what me want. Kbai.


 * knock on door*

Kh2:I'll get it..


 * opens door*

Tara Strong:Hi.

Kh2:Wait your Tara Strong!!

Tara Strong:I am a survivor of the war..

Kh2:Oh hi, What can I do for you.

Tara Strong: I wanna tell you, you can't physically date a cartoon character.

Kh2: *talks to the bunker* Guys you can't physically date a cartoon character..

Rawr: Yes you can!!

Tara Strong: I'm not leaving this Bunker until you all get it right.

Tornadospeed: Heh. Allow me to demonstrate. (Resturaunt appears out of nowhere)

Tornadospeed: Someone take a cartoon character in there are date him/her. I shall be polishing my monocle. (leaves)

Yakko:I'll demonstrate..I like doing these...

(Walks of to Tara Strong)

Yakko: *puckers lips* Kissy! Kissy! Kissy! Kissy!

Tara Strong:I'm not gonna kiss you! Your lips will get furry >:U

Wakko:I got this... *puckers lips* Kiss me you fool!


 * Grabs Tara and is abou to kiss her*

Tara Strong: *brings out Peper spray and sprays Wakko in the eyes*

Wakko:Aaaauggh!!!!!!!!!!

Mario: *sigh* I'll take the-

Tara Strong:No! No! No! No! No! No! No! You cannot date cartoon characters!! I am not leaving the Bunker until you all get it right.

Kh2:I agree with her..say something in the Timmy Turner voice for me..

Tara Strong: (talking like Timmy Turner) Uh..I didn't do it..

Kh2: :D

Tornadospeed: I won't leave until you all wear monocles.

Moon snail:*Puts on monocle*Like a sir.

TS: Indeed. Gir:MOO!

ACF: As much as I love your work, I have to say that your wrong. You CAN date a cartoon character.

Tara Strong: O RLY?

ACF: Yesh, really. I'll show you my future. (shows Tara the future)

LATER....

Tara Strong: ......

Kh2: Wait. What was your future?

ACF: I get married to Yakko in 10 years.

(everyone (even ACF) barfs)

Tornadospeed: Ew, you got vomit on my monocle.

Yakko:We do?

Wakko:I'm suddenly beginning to like ACF now..

Kh2:Really Dude? You said this at the completley wrong time on the completley wrong episode :l

Tara Strong:But your half-human half cartoon, so you are a cartoon which means its not weird..I'm not leaving the Bunker until a prove my point.I'll stay in the Bunker for months if I have to..

ACF: Yeah....ANYWAYS!

Bob: Hey Tara, can you stay here? PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Tara Strong: I am.

Bob: WOOHOO!

Everyone: ......

Wakko:That does it..now that I like ACF i'm gonna destory Yakko..for the next few episodes.

Forth Wall:I'm not even gonna bother *walks away*

Tara Strong:I hope you guys know, the only reason I'm here is so I can tell you that you can't physically date a cartoon character..

Tornadospeed: Implying that physics exist here. Just ask Pinkie Pie.

Pinkie: A CHOO! (sneezes confetti out of nose)

Tara: I'm not convinced.

Tornadospeed: Fine. SOMEONE SUMMON MOCHLUM!

Mochlum: UP HERE! )stands on ceiling) I just ate your cookies.

Tornadospeed: MOCHLUM! I need you to date Pinkie Pie.

Wakko:I suddenly Don't care about the future.

Kh2: ._. *head desks*

Tara Strong:Okay guys? What part about "You can't physically date a cartoon character" can't you understand.

Mochlum:The "You" and "Can't" and "Physically date a cartoon character" part..

Tara:Okay so..you can't physically date a cartoon character because..umm...I don't know you just can't.

Kh2:Tara! Yes you can! Can you stay here longer.

Tara:No..

Kh2: *pulls a $100 bill* Here take it..

Tara:That's more than I make in a week..

Kh2:Please just stay..

Part 2:You can't physically date cartoons
ACF: WE GET IT, PART TWO!

(4th Wall breaks)

Tara Strong:So yeah you can't....

Mochlum:We must date them.

Kh2: *slurps juice box of HI-C* You guys aren't even dating them..you just make out on the season finales...

Yakko:Umad?

Kh2: *stands infront of Tara Strong* But we must let her stay!! She needs to say more Timmy Turner stuff!!

Bubbles: AND ME STUFF!

ACF: Oooo! CAN YOU DO RAVEN FROM THE TEEN TITANS?! :D