RNW Drinking game

Keep hitting the Random Page button and see if any of these apply. Add more if you wish.
 * For every page with the category "Random Works!", take a drink.
 * For every satire page, take a drink.
 * For every Bdge and Gallery page, take a drink.
 * Take a drink for every crappy MS Paint drawing.
 * If the page you enter is made by McJoshBurnStead, finish your drink and click Random Page again.
 * For every time Moon Snail acts immature or stupid, take a drink.
 * Take Two additional drinks if it's made by modern-day Moon Snail.
 * For every page that has the Background image on it, take a drink.
 * For every single-sentence page, take a drink.
 * If a page uses a One-off category, take a drink.
 * For every page that uses Klasky Csupo, Shadow kills, Super Smash brothers insert here (Unless SSBT or another modern Smash fan-game), Kash or Jelly toast, take a drink.
 * For every rant or "i'm leaving" page, take a drink.
 * Take a drink for every 100 categorys in a page.
 * For every MLP page, take a drink.
 * Now look at the history:
 * If UMG added a "Pokemon is stupid" category, take a drink.
 * If Moon Snail added a "Adventure time is horrible" category, take a drink.
 * If a page had BOTH added at one point, take three additional drinks.
 * If a summary has master ventus saying "Done", take a drink.
 * Now for the comments:
 * For every comment that only has a picture, take a drink.
 * If you end up in this page, drink until you die.