Church of Pones

The Church of Pones, also known as Poneism, is a sexy religion. It is affiliated with The Church of Jon.

Origin
On October 10th, 2010, God (Fausticorn) delivered her greatest creation, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, to mortal men (don't even try to mention any of the other hub shows or shows by lauren because they don't even exist). But then a bunch of h8ors got butthurt, so the Poneisms killed them all with the help if the power of Friendship and Fausticorn.

PINKIE PIE WANTS YOUR PEEPEE

Beliefs

 * faping
 * cloping
 * pones
 * cloping to pones
 * shipping
 * that includes yaoi and yuri
 * faping
 * cloping
 * yolo-ing
 * hoarding pone toys
 * pone-related 4ch0n and 9g0g me mes
 * MLP:FiM as an art
 * kissing faust's @ss
 * pones
 * sexy pones

Sacred Places/Places of Worship

 * Your Mom's Basement
 * Your Bed (with pone body pillows and plush toys with hole is le butty)
 * Your Computer (complete with a harddrive filled wih hot pones)