Gaston

"As you see I've got HAIR" - Gaston

Gaston is a dude who's friggin epic. He dies in the movie but was revived from power of epicness. He's roughly the size of a FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE. I think that's what he said.

He uses antlers in all of his decorating!

Song
He has a song.

Lyrics
LeFou: Gosh it-

Gaston: *punches*

LeFou: There's no man in town as admired as-

Gaston: *punches*

Lefou: There's no man in town as admired as you. You're everyone's favorite guy! Everyone's awed and inspired by you, and it's not very hard-

Gaston: *punches*

LeFou: No one hits that incredibly hard!

Gaston: *punches* I'm dating Mayor Mare!

Everyone: Ahhhhhhhhhhh...

(really hard to understand part)

Ladies:For there's no one as burly and brawny!

Gaston: As you see I've got Hair!

Other guys: No one hits like Gaston, matches wits like Gaston.

Lefou: When at spitting nobody spits-

Gaston: *Punches* I'm espcially good at expectorating! *spits out LeFou as he hits the table*

Heavy: DEAD.

Gaston: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE.