Epic Meap Chronicals

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Part 1:The secret diary
Meap:"Dear diary...I ate fried chicken then end..."

(thinks)

Meap:"Oh yeah and there's some crazy guy that has been stalking me all year"

Crazy Guy:Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello!

(Meap shuts curtins)

Meap:"Anyway I learned how to say chicken and I think i'll say it now" Meap! ......-_- I thought I'd nail that.

Crazy Guy:Hello.

Meap:(puts on mustashe) what are you doing in my house.

Crazy Guy:(hands meap mail) I was reading your mail.

Meap:O-KAY....Let see its a letter from Momma Meap!

(opens letter)

Meap:"Dear Meap...its me Mario I told you I was gonna track you don't..you loser"

Crazy Guy:I'm so glad i'm not you.

Meap:How did you even get in here I had all me doors and windows locked.

Crazy Guy:My pants are angry.

Meap:0_0....Geeze are all the neighbors crazy.

Mario:Its'a me Mario..

Meap:Can you say the C.H.I.C.K.E.N word?

Mario:Chick-In?

Meap:Get out of here.

Mario:But I have some bad news.

Meap:You said the word?

Mario:No! Klasky Csupso is eating peoples pants!

Meap:That's terrible...yet weird...

Mario:But lets get some chicken.

Part 2:KFC
Man:Welcome to KFC how may I take your order...

Meap:I'll have a...Nugget in a biscut.

Mario:And i'll have some spagetti...

Man:-_- We don't serve spagetti

Mario: I want my spagetti >:0

Man:Name me one time we served spagetti at KFC.

Meap:Buttons....

Mario:0_0 .........

Mario:Its quit simple all I want is a spicy' spagetti you know with the sauce..

(Meap robs and jumps a guy in the backround)

Mario:And the big juicy meatballs and the sauce...

Man:0_0 we don't serve spagetti

Klasky Csupso:Ha ha ha! (eats man's pants)

Man:Aaah!

Mario:Aaah! Pink rainbow pony undies!

Man:It was a present from my mom-nster friends.

Meap:(ties man up and tapes mouth shut) you better sit down you fool!