The Gayarchy/Season 1:The Begaynning

Aw hell yeah it's the first episode let's do this! *Breaks every bone in my body*

Synopsis
''Sylvia, Moon Snail and Soren are elected as the rulers of the world. Upon hearing this news, The Hets establish their organization and go out to stop them. Are the newly-elected rulers ready for the up and coming threat?''

Transcript (Better than a ciscript lol)
(Camera fades in and starts panning over a city.)

Narrator: This... is Somewhere. This thriving city was home to three notable individuals. Their names were Sylvia, Moon Snail and Soren. For the longest time, they lived normal lives in their home, until...

(Cut to Sylvia and Soren sitting at a table, while Moon Snail walks up to them.)

Soren: Hello, Moon Snail!

Moon Snail (angrily): Heya.

Sylvia: What's wrong, Moon Snail?

Moon Snail: Apparently, you're only allowed to have one boyfriend here.

Soren: Really!?

Moon Snail: Yeah! And they never told me this until I tried to get a second one!

Sylvia: This is so sad. Alexa, play-

Moon Snail: Not yet! I have a plan...

Sylvia: This better be worth interrupting my shitpost.

Moon Snail: Let's take over the world!

Sylvia: Well, that's a conclusion to jump to.

Soren: It just might work, though!

Sylvia: Yeah. So how are we gonna do it?

Moon Snail: Uh... *Math equations start to appear around his head*