Poofy, Cally and Red Season 1 Episode 3: Yellow but not Mellow

Transcript
Poofy: I'm so hungry!

Red: *stomach growls* Me too!

Cally: Oh, how i am famishing!

Poofy: I don't know what that means, but i bet that means you're hungry!

Red: Let's drive to McDonalds in my 1970 Chevy Camero!

Cally: But i wanna go in my 1940 Ford Coupe!

Poofy: Can we take my 1960 Ford F-100?

Red: Fine, let's just get there.

Scene changes to the cats pulling up at McDonalds.

Poofy: *humming* When will this person move up?! Oh.

Speaker: Hi, thank you for choosing McDonalds. What would you like to order?

Poofy: Uh, a Big Mac with no onions for me, and... hold on a minute.

Speaker: Take your time.

Poofy: *whispering* Cally, Red, what do you want?

Cally: An Angus Mushroom and Swiss, extra mushroom.

Red: A Southern Style Chicken, with only lettuce.

Poofy: Okay i'm ready.

Speaker: Okay.

Poofy: An Angus Mushroom and Swiss, extra mushroom, and a Southern Style Chicken Sandwich, with only lettuce. Oh and do you have Mellow Yellow?

Speaker: No, we don't carry it anymore. Your order will be 11 dollars and 37 cen-

Poofy: NO MORE MELLOW YELLOW?!

Cally and Red: WHAAAAAT?!?!

Speaker: Ummm, it's just a-

Red: JUST A DRINK?! JUST A DRIIIIINK?!

Cally: IT'S ONE OF THE BEST DRINKS EVER BESIDES MOUNTAIN DEW, AND YOURS SUCKS, THE ONLY GOOD ONES COME IN A COLD CAN FROM A 24 PACK AT THE STORE OR IN A COLD THROWBACK BOTTLE!!!!

Speaker: AAAAAAH! *headset drops and person runs away*

Poofy: Let's terrorize this place!

Cally and Red: YEAH!

A long montage of the gang tearing out blocks from the building and banging the blocks on the employee's heads is shown.

Poofy: NOW WILL YOU GIVE US MELLOW YELLOW?!

Employee: THERE'S A 48 PACK LEFT AT THE DOLLAR STORE ACROSS THE STREET!!

Poofy, Cally and Red: Oh. Heh heh...

Scene changes to the dollar store, and Poofy rushing to find the box.

Cally: Where is it where is it where is it whe-

Poofy: I FOUND IT! SIR AT THE FRONT I WANNA BUY THIS!

Fat guy with a surfer voice at the front: It's 1 dollar.

Poofy: *throws the guy a dollar*

Fat guy with a surfer voice at the front: Have, like, a nice day.

Poofy: YOU TOO BYE!

Fat guy with a surfer voice at the front: Like, seriously, what's with them?

The End