Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32058977-20190701233746/@comment-3969350-20190708141658

Man: Everybody's heard about the bird.

Man 2: (comes out from under a rock) Except me.

Man: Well that's because you've been living under a rock your entire life.

Man 2: Yep. And I survived thanks to some nifty technology designed for underground homes.