Spaghetti Adventure

You wake up one day and find yourself inside of a giant red house in Random City and it isn't yours. wat u do

Watch TV

Eat a flubee burger

NUKE IT

Watch YouTube on your phone

Do nothing

Go to your own house

Steal everything

Use their computer and make some pages on Random-ness Wiki with their account (hooray for autosave PWs!)

Kill self

Sleep

DANCE! DANCE!! DANCE!!!

Call 584 (randomness police number)