HYPNOTISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: I SHALL HYPNOTIZE! STARE INTO MY EYES: ____________    ___________                            ____________\   /____________                             |            |\ /|            |                                               |   ______   |   |   ______   |                             |  |      |  |   |  |      |  |                                       |  |      |  |   |  |      |  |                         |  |      |  |   |  |      |  |                         |  |      |  |   |  |      |  |                         |  |      |  |   |  |      |  |                         |  |______|  |   |  |______|  |                         |            |   |            |                         |____________|   |____________| Me: NOW, YOU SHOULD BE IN MY POWER!

Me: WITH THE TRIGGER WORDS: Smelly Potatoes, YOU WILL DO WHATEVER I DESIRE YOU TO DO WITHOUT QUESTION!

Me: WITH THE UNTRIGGER WORD: Hyrule Fried Chicken, YOU WILL GO BACK TO NORMAL!

Me: AND WITH PERMANENT UNTRIGGER WORD: Belly Dancing, YOU WILL GO BACK TO NORMAL PERMANTLY!

Me: Now when I snap my fingers, you will get out of this trance, and have no recollection of being hypnotized

Me: *snaps*

Me: SMELLY POTATOES!

Me: Now go make me a sanwich.

You: *you go make a sandwich*

Me: Now buy me the KFC company so I get all of the fried chickens I want. You will then make a machine that will make TV and Video Games come to life so I can meet Phineas and Ferb, Selena Gomez, Sonic, Mario, and Zelda. Then you will buy me every LEGO set, video game, Blu-Ray, video game console, TV, snack, car, mansion, theme park, airplane, jet, movie, mall, and McDonalds EVAR! Now you may go.

You: *you start walking away*

Me: And also get me some Hyrule Fried Chicken.

You: *you stop walkiing away*

Me: Wait, why did you stop- DOH, I SAID THE UNTRIGGER WORD! NOW I MUST SAY SMELLY POTATOES!

You: *you start again*

Sister: *my sister walks in* Are you making dinner? If not, can we go to Hyrule Fried Chicken? You know, HFC?

You: *you stop again*

Me: SHUTTUP! NO HFC! NOW SMELLY POTATOES!

You: *you start again*

Sister: Oh man, I hate those things! They make me feel like I want Hy-

Me: *mecacing stare*

Sister: *nods then walks away*

Yoda: Rule-

Han Solo: FRIED CHICKEN TASTE GOOD!

You: *stop again*

Yoda: I was saying: Rule, I do.

Me: ARE YA FREAKING SERIOUS! SMELLY POTATOES!

You: *start again*

Han Solo: I WANT FRIED CHICKEN FOR MY B-DAY PARTY!

Yoda: We can't we spent all of the money on Belly Dancing supplies.

You: *stop permantly*

Me: DANG IT!