The Hunger Trains

(Thomas theme plays)

Narrator: Welcome to the Island of Panem! Oh look! There goes Percy!

Percy: (snares animal) Yes! More meat for our homes!

Emily: Yeah!

Percy: Don't you think we should run away into the woods?

Emily: We wouldn't make it five miles.

(ten minutes later)

Sir Toppinhat: To remind the 12 districts of the dark days, each year, the districts shall send in one girl and one boy to fight in the annual Hunger Trains!

Effie: Our female train tribute is... EMILY!

Emily: NUUUUU! DDD:::

Effie: And our male tribute is... THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE!

(two weeks later)

Thomas: I have no chance of survival!

Emily: YES YOU DO!

Diesel Train: Hehehe... I SHALL KILL EMILY AND THOMAS, THOSE TWO LUBBERS!

Thomas: Oh no! It is the I Like Trains Kid!

Kid; I like trains!

Diesel Train: (rams into him) HEHEHE!

Car: HAHAHA! CARS ARE THE WAY OF THE FUTURE! (sends group of cars at Diesel Train)

Diesel Train: (starts dieing)

Emily: (shoots Diesel Train out of his misery)

Sir Toppinhat: Our victors for this year are EMILY EVERDEEN AND THOMAS MELLARK!