OK K.O.! Let's Be AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(inspired by Dinner with Lisa Simpson) '''OK K.O.! Let's Be AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA''' is a critically acclaimed 5-star shitshow of a theatrical film. It follows the utterly ridiculous lives of the citizens of Lakewood Plaza Turbo, plus other random shit I can't be bothered to put here.

The film is directed in its entirety by Michael Bay, which means you're in for a shit ton of explosions, terrible camera angles, possible racial stereotypes, heavy reliance on shitty special effects, insulting portrayals of women, one-dimensional male characters, product placement and a more ripped Rad.

Characters

 * K.O.: A Chad who wants to become a hero. He works at the meme shop bodega with a lesbian ninja and an Incel-coded alien.
 * Enid: A thicc lesbian who works at the bodega and is also a DJ and a ninja. She had a wild and crazy past, which shows that she was a fujoshi in her preteen years.
 * Rad: An incel-coded alien with an ego as massive as the heckin' sun. Enid had a thing for him as a preteen, but then shit happened and here we are now.
 * Carol: K.O.'s mom.
 * Gar: Wants K.O.'s mom to be his waifu 4 laifu.
 * Dendy: K.O.'s kappa classmate who likes hacking computers.
 * T.K.O.: K.O.'s edgy emo counterpart who is the ultimate fucking edgelord.
 * Lord Boxman: A born-again Christian who makes robot children and then fucking destroys them. Enjoys spreading the Christian faith among Boxmore's employees.
 * Shannon: A literal queen.
 * Darrell: OH SHIT U FRIGGIN MORON! U JUST GOT DARRELL'D!
 * Raymond: Pompadork.
 * Mikayla: What species is she?
 * Jethro: I am Jethro!
 * Ernesto: Thicc robot.
 * Fink: Boxman's bodyguard.
 * Red Action: Enid's girlfriend from the future.

Act Uno
(the film's title appears over a green-screened explosion on a black background. it fades away and the camera pans in on the bodega)

(cuts to k.o. screaming in pain)

k.o.: oH SHIT I BROKE MY MCFUCKING LEG

(enid crouch walks over with a first aid kit)

enid: k.o. what the fuck are you screaming about im trying to brush red action's hair

k.o.: i broke my fuckign leg you luna loud lookin asshole

enid: don't worry i'm a trained doctor this won't hurt a bit

(enid proceeds to take a hammer out of the first aid kit and hits k.o.'s leg with it)

(k.o. tries to get up and falls down)

k.o.: god damnit

enid: if you can't accept my help then you can accept help from the lord

k.o.: who is the lord lol

(rad zooms in the scene and crashes face first into the pavement)

rad: the lord? well lemme tell ya about the lord

k.o.: omg tell me or i'll fuckign chop your dick off

enid: watch your mouth

k.o.: lol fucc you

enid: kek

rad: wowie zowie that's a lot of autism

(silence for like 5 seconds)

rad: ok so the lord is a dude in the sky who fixes all your problems

k.o.: holy shit this guy sounds so cool

rad: we don't know who the lord is but enid is convinced that he is jake paul

enid: dab on them haters

rad: shut the fuck up

enid: you homophobe

k.o.: can you guys like shut the fuck up and get me a cast

(5 hours later)

k.o.: lol thanks for the cast

rad: you're welcome brushhead

enid: (snickering)

(enid and rad proceed to sing "you're welcome" from moana)

k.o.: what the fuck was that?

(cuts to enid and rad on a paper ship)

(its everday bro is blaring in the background as enid dabs on the haters)