Bands that have yet to exist

Hello. This is a page of predictions for bands that will exist in the future. They don't exist yet, but I'm pretty sure that some day they will exist. Please note that I can't predict ALL of the albums and singles, that's why I'm only posting three or four of each. Also, the genre predictions might be slightly innacurate. I'll update this article whenever I receive a new vision for a future band.

The Soap Surfers
The name was taken from a Mario Party minigame. It has exactly five members, the leader/vocalist is called Luke. I don't know the names of the other ones, sorry. It is a Canadian band.

Genre: Alternative Rock

First three albums: And How That Query Was Was Anointed, Forgive Verb, Secure Idea.

Most notable singles: My Luv, Each and Every One, The One.

Martin and the Brides
The band is composed by some guy called James Martin and his four ex-wives. Each one of them play a different instrument. This band is from the UK.

Genre: Mega Material Rock (yeah, that will be a thing).

First three albums: Jolly East, Understood the Tested, Anchor Acceptable

Most notable singles: Explanation, Wisdom Warriors, Useful Present

Clerical Creature
This is a duo. One of them is a girl, the other one I'm not sure. I think at least of them is an elder. The name is taken from two words that appeared in a ReCaptcha thing. Don't know where the band is from, though.

Genre: Indie Pop

First four albums: Cleric, Blast It Up, Aromawing Flyers, Lilly

Most notable singles: Oblivion, Oblivion Part II, Sanitary

Galactic Plasma Rocket Flare
This band is taken from four villaneous teams from Pokémon games. All of the names for albums and songs are also inspired by the Pokémon Franchise games. There are 5 members, one from each continent (I can't specify, though).

Genre: Indie Rock, Melodic Death Metal, Rap Metal, Indietronica, Hip-Hop, Country Rock

First four albums: Contrary Superpower, Geomancy, Sturdy Like a Golem, Gold and Silver

Most notable singles: Lucky Chant, Iron Head, Choice Locket, Hax Cassino

Justdan Ce
This is an american girl band, and all of the songs rip off Lady Gaga. They said that it is offensive that Lady Gaga literally copied the name of a Queen song to name herself, so they took revenge. "Ce" is also a reference to Cerium, because the band members claim that Lady Gaga is like a 58 (some meme in the future). Lady Gaga and this band will have many many confrontations in many social networks (which don't exist yet)

Genre: Pop, Novelty Pop, Comedy

First three albums: Poke Her Face, The Fail Monster, CRAPOP

Most notable singles: G.U.Y.S. (Grass Under Your Slug), The Edge of Blurry, Bad Bromance, Papa Razzie

LANA
Lana is a band made by one girl called Lana Freud and two guys called Anderson, Nicholas and Alberto. Lana is the girlfriend of Anderson. This band is from Brazil. Lana is said to be somewhat egotistical. Nicholas abandons the band for about a year, which leads into the band's greatest hit.

Genre: Samba Metal

First three albums: Lana Diva, Lana Linda, Lana Precious

Most notable singles: Nichy Come Back, Dirty Dirty Safadenho, BRo

Fried Chicken
This is a band formed by four random users from the Random-ness wiki (could be you or even me!). All the names of albums/songs are from pages found using the "Random page button".

Genre: Random (any genre! yay!)

First three albums: Dance Central Trilogy, Not Surprising, The Qwerty Dimension

Most notable singles: Fred, Bands That Have Yet to Exist, Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer

Pocket Knife
This is a three-member band from Cameroon. The name is an homage to a guy called Jack Rinchinson (I don't know if he is already born), who is going to be the world's most well-known pocket knife collector.

Genre: Makossa-Soul

First three albums: Jack-Knife, Cut It Off, Slash Your Vices

Most notable singles: Opening an Envelope, Cutting Twine, Emergency Tracheotomy, Slicing a Piece of Fruit

Dragon Floss
Dragon Floss is an Australian band made of two girls and two guys, called Mariana de Lucca, Christina Thomas, Thomas Chris and Daniel Engels. The name comes from an unreleased song by LANA... or was it Clerical Creature... or was it Soap Surfers? I don't remember now. Maybe is was Imagine Dragons. LOL

Genre: Electro

First four albums: Doorlock, Fairy Floss, Cotton License Warrant, MLCTTCDE (My Lizard Can Talk To Colorful Dancing Eggs)

Most notable singles: Goblin, Mary Lu-Lu, Griseous Love, Dragon of the Perfection

Cream CyanRed GHJ
This band will be formed in Japan, but they will live in North Deliah (a new country, don't know in which continent). Cyan GHJ is one of the successors of the BluRay Dics.

Genre: Cream Pop, Cream Rock, Cream Rap, Cream Dance, Cream Metal, Cream Gospel

First three albums: NYC Lies In My Pillow, Follow My Lead, Graziella

Most notable singles: Draining in the Dark (ft. Lorde), Dancing in the Marsh (ft. Justin Timberlake), Vanilla Chocolate (ft. B.o.B)

Bang T. Big
This is hard to believe, but it's true! Or it will be... Fours guys and three girls, called Leonard, Sheldon, Rajesh, Howard, Penny, Bernadette and Amy meet in their freshmen year in college. But they are architect students, not physics students. I'm pretty sure they're not american, but I don't know from which country they will be. Anyway, they decide to create a band just because they all share names with characters of the sitcom "The Big Bang Theory". And guess what?! Their executive is called Stuart! They also have stage-exclusive members called Leslie and Barry!!!! Please note that the latter three were also selected ONLY because of their names. Anyway, most of the music has nothing to do with the sitcom.

Genre: Alternative Metal, Alternative Rock, Pop, Punk Rock, Indietronica

First three albums: It All Started With the..., The Collumn, Peace Among Joining

Most notable singles: This Is My Place, Fear of the Wing, Bazinga!

Lexical Recreation
This is just a band that covers other bands. I think they are from California. The covers are mediocre, but some of them actually will stand out.

Genre: Cover

First three albums: Pentatonix, Walk Off The Earth, Boyce Avenue

Most notable singles: Happy (Pharrell cover), Pac-Man Fever (Buckner & Garcia cover), Magic (Coldplay cover), Contrary Superpower (Galactic Plasma Rocket Flare cover)

Swords
This is a five-member band from Sweden. It is one the earliest bands on this list, but it is down here because I only has the vision now. It will be known as a "pioneer" that put Heavy Metal into mainstream music. Some haters will call it "pop metal", "indie hipster metal" or "flash metal gone wrong", but they will be much more talented than several artists that are currently considered "classics".

Genre: Heavy Metal, Alternative Metal, Melodic Death Metal, Death/Doom, Extreme Metal

First three albums: Dismal Vision, Dust Map, Quicksand Playground

Most notable singles: Reroute to Clarity, Animal Across, Vermillion Walls, Ubiquity Insanity

Quantum Phone
A Mexican band with six members. Quantum Phone is a reference to a brand of synergy phones (smarthphones will be considered things of the past).

Genre: Ranchera Pop, Mariachi Rock, Taco Rap, Tequila Jazz

First three albums: Arriba!, Nosotros de la Calle, Sold Out

Most notable singles: Chica Caliente, No Pare, Don't Stop the Hot Chick, Jillie Bean

The Lost Pineapple
This is another band that is not from the US, and it is a responde to Bang T. Big. At some point, there will be a huge wave of hatred between old television series fanbases (TBBT, Vampire Diaries, Homeland, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Two and a Half Men, and the one that inspired this band, How I Met Yout Mother). Prepare yourself, because this is going to divide the internet into ten huge blocks (seven for each series, one for "other" old series, one for new series and one for TV haters), so you're better off picking your side already. Anyway, the HIMYM segment, infuriated by the success of a band inspired by Bang T. Big, selected three guys called Theodore 'Ted', Marshall and Barney, and two girls named Lily and Robin, to create a band of their own. Other fanbases tried to to the same, but they didn't actually work out.

Genre: Pop Rock

First four albums: Dopplegängers, The Bro Code, Yellow Umbrella, Let's Go to the Mall

Most notable singles: Intervention, Wait For It, Puzzles, Marshpillow Laser Tag

Crocodile Duck Rabbit
One-hit wonder trio from LA. Apparently, it only exists for two years, so there isn't much information on this band. I don't know if they will return or not.

Genre: Indie Rap

First two (and only two) albums: Flash Mob, Lighter Shot

Most notable single: U.F.O.

Plus Pyramids
This is a band from Egypt. All of the songs are centralized on metaphors created out of math-related topics. There are four members, and one of them is called Drake.

Genre: Egypt Dance, Math Rock

First four albums: Planck Constant, LogaRHYTHM, Hyperbolic Function

Most notable singles: Integral Dance, Field Theory, Decimal Love, Tesseract

Carlos & Barbara
A Scottish-Canadian duo. The members are called Carlos and Barbara, and they cohabitate. They tend to name everything out of plural nouns.

Genre: Eurodance

First three albums: Vikings, Cubes, Paintbrushed

Most notable singles: Keys, Hearts, Hurricanes, Dwarfs

Suits
Six-member french band. Three men, three women. They identify as "King of Spades", "Jack of Diamonds", "Joker", "Queen of Hearts", "Ace of Clubs" and "Seven of Hearts".

Genre: Deck Rock, Card Pop, Cassino Rap, Shuffle Music

First three albums: Trump Card, Royal Flush, Envious Uno

Most notable singles: Lonely Spider, 21, Sueca