Pingas and Fern

There's 104 days of summer vacation And school comes along just to end it So the annual problem for our generation Is finding a good way to spend it

Like maybe...

Committing arson, Doing some meth Sacrificing your dad to Satan

Discovering something that doesn't exist (Hey! ) Or crying alone in the shower

Bullying 8-year-olds On Club Penguin Or locating your will to live (I can't find it!)

Drinking expired milk Eating a whole bag of chips Or making your own airpods (They're not cheap! )

As you can see There's a whole lot of stuff to do Before school starts this fall (AUUUUGGGGHHHHH)

So stick with us 'cause Pingas and Fern Are gonna do it all So stick with us 'cause Pingas and Fern are Gonna do it all! (Mom! Pingas and Fern are making a title sequence!) (Pingas falls down and dies to death)