Why you need to be careful on how many Cheeseburgers you give Gaben

This is what happens when you give Gaben some cheeseburgers.

1 CB - It will do nothing

2 CB - It will make him fatter

3 CB - It will mentally confuse him

4 CB - It will kill him

5 CB - It willl kill his loved ones

6 CB - It will wipe out the earth

7 CB - It will take out the galaxy

8 CB - It will destroy the universe

9 CB - It will kill the 5th dimension

10 CB - It will have everything cease to exist

11 CB - It will cause World War V and God will explode

12 CB - It will have Gaben get seriously fat. Like, SERIOUSLY fat.

13 CB - It will put Gaben out of existance (again) as he explodes from fatness