VS Episode 1: Katniss VS Merida

EPISODE ONE OF MY NEW RANDOM SERIES!

Prologue
Katniss: (jumped over the District 12 Fence and starts running around shooting stuff)

Gale: Hey Katniss! How are you right now?

Katniss: Fine. Just shooting random animals with my unique bow.

Gale: Unique? There was a ton of things with bows and arrows in 2012. In fact, they all started a club in the middle of this forest! Look! (points at a big field where Merida, Hawkeye, Pit, and Green Arrow)

Katniss; What a bunch of lamos.

Merida: I heard that! I highly doubt that you are any better at shooting things then I am.

Katniss: Oh yeah, I bet you can't shoot a squirrel, a rabbit, and a deer at the same time!

Merida: Pfft, I can do that in my sleep!

Katniss: Wanna bet?

Round 1 - Shooting a Squirrel, a Rabbit, and a Deer at the Same Time in Your Sleep
Katniss and Merida: (sleeping in a bed, snoring, and doing nothing)

Narrator: 8 hours later.

Merida; (sipping coffee with Katniss) I guess neither of us can do it.

Narrator: ROUND 1: A DRAW!

Katniss: I bet I can kill more tributes in the Hunger Games then you.

Merida: Let's test that.

Round 2 - Killing the Most Tributes in the Hunger Games
Announcer; 3, 2, 1, GO!

(Katniss and Merida run up to the Cornucopia and fight over the bow and arrow)

Peeta: Ladies, ladies, no need to fight. We have more then one bow, here Katniss, take this one, Merida take the other one.

Merida and Katniss: Thanks. (both shoot Peeta at the same time, then try to shoot each other at the same time and succeed, so they both fall dead)

Narrator: 20 hours later.

(Merida and Katniss are in hospital beds)

Narrator: ROUND 2: ALSO A DRAW!

Merida: I bet I can last a day without napping in the hospital bed.

Katniss: I challenge that.

Round 3 - Lasting a Day Without Napping in the Hospital Bed
(Katniss and Merida both chugging coffee and Red Bull)

Merida: (with huge bags under her eyes) I CAN STAY AWAKE! I CAN! I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY-

Katniss: THESE DARN MEDICATIONS BETTER NOT KICK IN NOW! I CAN LAST THE DAY! I REALLY-

Narrator: 10 minutes later.

Katniss and Merida: (both sleeping peacefully)

Narrator: ROUND 3 - A DRAW!

Awards Ceremony
(Katniss and Merida wheel in on wheelchairs)

Narrator: The winner of this VS. IS... (opens envelope and sees the note) IT WAS A DRAW!

Katniss: WHAT?!

Merida: THAT ISN'T RIGHT!

Narrator: Well, you guys did get- (gets shot by Katniss)

Katniss: (wheels up) I declare myself winner.

Merida: (wheels up) Wanna challenge that?

Narrator: THE END!