Cubey's Song

A Whatever Happened to... Robot Jones? version of a Sesame Street scene.

Script
Cubey: (sitting in front of a piano) Everybody! Everybody! Mitch, Socks! Come see what I did!

(Mitch and Socks come to Cubey)

Mitch: Well, what have you done, Cubey?

Cubey: Well, I wrote my own song.

Socks: Really? What's it called?

Cubey: "Cubey's Song"

Socks: Oh, clever title.

Mitch: Yeah, wish I'd thought of that.

Cubey: Well, do you guys want to hear it?

Mitch and Socks: Sure!

Cubey: OK!

(Cubey begins to play a tune on the piano)

Cubey: ''This is the song, la-la, la-la, Cubey's song. La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, Cubey's song.''

Mitch: I like it.

Cubey: La la la, la la la laaaa.

Socks: (to Mitch) To think he wrote this alone.

Cubey: La la la, la la la la.

Socks: (to Mitch) Catchy.

Cubey: I love to sing, la-la, la-la, Cubey's song.

Mitch: Oh, sing it!

Cubey: ''La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, Cubey's song. I wrote the music, I wrote the words. That's Cubey's song!''

Mitch: Zombies, that's great!

Socks: Yeah, wish I had a song.

Cubey: Yeah, well, you can share mine.

Socks: How?

Cubey: Well, just sing Socks instead of Cubey.

Mitch: Great idea!

Socks: Here I go!

(Socks prepares to sing)

Socks: This is the song, la-la, la-la, Socks's song.

Mitch: It works!

Socks: La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, Socks's song.

Socks and Cubey: La-la-la, la-la-la-la.

Mitch: La-la-la-la-la.

Socks and Cubey: La-la-la, la-la-la-la.

Mitch: La-la-la-la-la.

Socks: ''I love to sing, la-la, la-la, Socks's song. La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, Socks's song. I love the music, I love the words. That's Socks's song!'' (to Mitch) Your turn, Mitch, my dude.

Mitch: Alright, stand back!

(Mitch prepares to sing)

Mitch: This is the song, la-la, la-la, Mitch's song.

Socks: Sing it, Mitch!

Mitch: La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, Mitch's song.

Mitch and Cubey: La-la-la, la-la-la-la.

Socks: La-la-la-la-la.

Mitch and Cubey: La-la-la, la-la-la-la.

Socks: La-la-la-la-la.

Mitch: ''I love to sing, la-la, la-la, Mitch's song. La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, Mitch's song.''

All: (as Mitch and Socks point to Cubey) He wrote the music. (all three glance at the camera) We wrote the words.

Mitch: That's Mitch's--

Socks: That's Socks's--

All: Thaaaaaaaaaat's Cuuuuubey's soooooooooooooooooooooooooong! Oh yeah!

Cubey: Yeah!

(The boys laugh)

Socks: Gee, thanks for sharing your nice song with us, Cubey.

Mitch: Yeah.

Cubey: Oh, that's okay, guys. (to Robot Jones) Oh, Robot! Robot!

Socks: Now why are you calling Robot?

Cubey: To sing la-la-la Robot's song!

Socks: Oh, then how about Shannon? La-la-la Shannon's song!

Cubey: Yeah!

Mitch: (to Robot Jones) Hey, Robot!

Socks: Hey, Shannon!

Cubey: Shannon!