Dunky Kung Cuntry

It should be a game for the Wuu

Plot
Dunky Kung's son Duddy Kung has been attacked by Duxie Kung and Crunky Kong. You must now attack Duxie Kung and Crunky Kong or else you will DIE!

Characters

 * Dunky Kung - A dumb dude who likes bananas and his son. =P
 * Duddy Kung - The dumb dude's son who is failing middle school.
 * Duxie Kung - The dumb dude's cousin's daughter who murders everything.
 * Crunky Kung - The dumb dude's cousin's daughter's roomate's father's cousin's father. He also murders everything an he works with Duxie Kung.
 * Tuny Kung - A baby who works with Duxie Kung and often tries to kill Dunky Kung in an inappropriate way.

Worlds
There is one world and it is...
 * Poop World - Where the world is made of poop that sings opera music to you.

Gameplay
To battle your enemies, you taunt them by saying "HAHA YOU SUCK AT MARIO KART" then they'll challenge you to a Mario Kart tournament and the only way to defeat them is hit them with a blue shell right before they finish and pass them.



Murio: I'm about to win! There is the the finish line!



Dunky Kung: NOT ANYMORE!


 * crash*

Dunky Kung:

Murio: