Epic Meap Chronicals

Part 1:The secret diary
Meap:"Dear diary...I ate fried chicken then end..."

(thinks)

Meap:"Oh yeah and there's some crazy guy that has been stalking me all year"

Crazy Guy:Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello!

(Meap shuts curtins)

Meap:"Anyway I learned how to say chicken and I think i'll say it now" Meap! ......-_- I thought I'd nail that.

Crazy Guy:Hello.

Meap:(puts on mustashe) what are you doing in my house.

Crazy Guy:(hands meap mail) I was reading your mail.

Meap:O-KAY....Let see its a letter from Momma Meap!

(opens letter)

Meap:"Dear Meap...its me Mario I told you I was gonna track you don't..you loser"

Crazy Guy:I'm so glad i'm not you.

Meap:How did you even get in here I had all me doors and windows locked.

Crazy Guy:My pants are angry.

Meap:0_0....Geeze are all the neighbors crazy.

Mario:Its'a me Mario..

Meap:Can you say the C.H.I.C.K.E.N word?

Mario:Chick-In?

Meap:Get out of here.

Mario:But I have some bad news.

Meap:You said the word?

Mario:No! Klasky Csupso is eating peoples pants!

Meap:That's terrible...yet weird...

Mario:But lets get some chicken.

Part 2:KFC
Man:Welcome to KFC how may I take your order...

Meap:I'll have a...Nugget in a biscut.

Mario:And i'll have some spagetti...

Man:-_- We don't serve spagetti

Mario: I want my spagetti >:0

Man:Name me one time we served spagetti at KFC.

Meap:Buttons....

Mario:0_0 .........

Mario:Its quit simple all I want is a spicy' spagetti you know with the sauce..

(Meap robs and jumps a guy in the backround)

Mario:And the big juicy meatballs and the sauce...

Man:0_0 we don't serve spagetti

Klasky Csupso:Ha ha ha! (eats man's pants)

Man:Aaah!

Mario:Aaah! Pink rainbow pony undies!

Man:It was a present from my mom-nster friends.

Meap:(ties man up and tapes mouth shut) you better sit down you fool!

Mario:C'mon just give me a spagetti.

Man: D:< We don't serve spagetti!

Meap:Now stay down (pulls money out pocket)

Mario:Lets go they don't even serve spagetti.

Part 3:Speaking Italian
Mario:You know when it comes to the ladies I speak italian pretty good.

Meap:Uh huh...Chicken! >:D Ha I said it!

(Mario walks over to lady)

Mario:puzzi come la parte posteriore di una capra

Lady:(reads english to italian book) Huh?

Mario:la tua più brutta la ragazza puzzolente puzzolente del mondo

Mario:Stop with the games girls are ugly.

Lady:(Sprays Meap with peper spray)

Meap:Aaaaah!

Part 4:The Bikini Bottom (Spongebob and Patrick enter)
Meap:Chicken!

Sonic:Hey guys where uh..underwater.

Mario:When did you get here.

Sonic:I was kinda stalking you....

Meap:Chicken!

Spongebob:Wow A talking chicken!

Meap:Chicken!

Spongebob:What's your name little guy?

Mario:I'm Mario!

Sonic:He was talking about me.

Spongebob:I was talking about Chicken.

Meap:Meap.

Spongebob:Oh your name is Meap...hi Meap!

Meap:Meap!

Phineas:Meap! Ferb look its Meap! (Phineas and Ferb run to hug Meap)

Meap:Meap?

Phineas:Its been years.Oh and you remember Perry.

Perry:Gru gru gru.

Meap:Meap!

Sonic:I don't remember Perry meeting Meap.

Phineas:It was in the Meapless in seattle.

Sonic: >:O Thanks alot Phineas we never saw that episode.

Phineas:It never aired.

Sonic:Then how do you know about the episode.

Phineas:I read the script..

Mario:I read the script to a little.

Phineas:How.

Mario:I was stalking you.

Phineas:Anyway Meap what brings you here.

Meap:(Pulls picture of donut)

Phineas:A donut...?

Meap:(shakes head yes)....(pulls out picture of a magician)

Phineas:A donut..magician?

Meap:(shakes head no).....(pulls out picture of a wizard)

Phineas:Harry potter?

Meap:(shakes head no)....(pulls out flash cards)

Phineas:Flash cards?

Meap:(flips to a flash card that says Magical)

Phineas:Magical...and Donut a magical donut!

Meap:(Shakes head yes)

Candace:I heard of that it grants you any wish you want.

Meap:(shakes head yes)...(pulls out picture hot rod)

Phineas:You want a hot rod?

Meap:(shakes head yes)....

Part 4:With Mitch
Mitch:(In the shower) la de doo,lay dee dum,la dee dooo!

(knock on door)

Mitch:I'm coming! (shuts off shower water then walks downstairs and opens door)

Mailman:Mitch?

Mitch:Yes that's me.

Mailman:Here's your package.

Mitch:Thanks..(shuts door) I wonder what it is? (opens package) Oh just a dumb invitation to see a magical donut...(reads) "that grants your every wish"! Hmm....

Part 5:The Krusty Krab
Plankton:What's the point i'm never gonna get the formula Karen!

Karen:Why don't you poop.

Plankton:Poop,you mean People.Order.Our,Patty?

Karen:No litterally poop.

Plankton:Okay...(walks to bathroom)

Mr.Krabs:Spongebob your late!

Meap:Meap.

Mr.Krabs:Who's the baby.

Spongebob:(laughs) he's not a baby Mr.Krabs.

Mr.Krabs:I don't even wanna no.

Spongebob:Wait! Squidward's gonna need to cover my shift i'm going on an adventure!

Mr.Krabs:O-Kay...Squidward your workin' two shifts!

Plankton:(Hops into Meap's pocket but falls out with a picture of the magic donut picture in his hand) Wait is that the magic donut that grants any wish? I think I know how i'll get the Krabby Patty secret formula!

Part 6:The Park
Phineas:Don't worry where almost done! Now the rocket is finished.

Meap:(walks into his new rocket)

Spongebob:Hey where's Gary?

Patrick:Isn't he at home?

Spongebob:Oh I forgot...

Phineas:Lets go to a park! (presses button)

(teleports to park)

Rigby:Dude run!

Monster:Raaaarggg!! (chases after Rigby)

Rigby:Dude its the ball,hand me the ball!

Spongebob:Wow what's going on here?

Mordecai:Okay.

Rigby:Dude i'm open!

Mordecai:Catch! (tosses ball to Rigby)

Skips:Rigby! Toss the ball in the monsters mouth he'll choke!

Mordecai:What Rigby sucks at tossing!

Rigby:Stop talking!

Phineas:Uh..what's going on here?

Benson:What the!

Mordecai:Dude! Hand the ball to me!

Rigby:No! I can throw!

(Monster picks up Rigby)

Rigby:Wow a clear shot..(tosses ball in monster's mouth)

Monster:Aaaauugghhh!!!!!! (blows up)

Rigby:Uh oh (falls from the sky) Aaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!

Mordecai:Dude I got you!

(Mordecai catches Rigby)

Rigby:Thanks dude...

Benson:There you are! No clean up this mess the monster left or your fired!!

Mario:Jerk...

Rigby:Tell me about it but he doesn't compare to Morde-

Mordecai:(punches Rigby)

Rigby:Owwww

Spongebob:I'm Spongebob and this is Patrick.

Patrick:Hi....

Phineas:I'm Phineas,this is my step brother Ferb,this is my Sister Candace and that's my friend Meap.

Mario:And i'm a'Supa Mario.

Mordecai:Hey...(sigh)

Spongebob:Something wrong blue bird...?

Mordecai:Every day its the thing you don't expect to happen in real life with us...(sigh)

Rigby:Yeah and Benson always says "Get back to work-"

Morecai and Rigby:"Or your fired!"

Rigby:And it drives me bonkers!

Mordecai:Anyway i'm Mordecai and this is my bro Rigby.

Rigby:(looks at watch) ah-its time for lunch...

Part 7:The Coffe Shop
Mordecai:Hey Marget..(sigh) Bosses right?

Marget:Tell me about it..

Spongebob:Hi i'm Spongebob.

Mordecai:Uh...we want the usual,a kiddie meal for Spongebob-\

Spongebob:Hey i'm a man!

Mario:Don't forget my spagetti...

Marget:This is a coffe shop...we don't serve spagetti...

Mario:No Spagetti...):<

Modrecai:Dude,there's no spagetti.

(Muscle Man and High Five ghost walk inside the coffe shop)

Muscle Man:Ooooohhh! (Walks over to Mordecai and Rigby) You ladies are fired!

Rigby:What that's not true!

Muscle Man:Yeah it is just ask Benson!

Mordecai:Dude I don't think he's lying.

Rigby:Lets roll (grabs Meap,Spongebob,Patrick,Phineas,Ferb,Candace,Perry and Mario)

(runs to the park)

Benson:What are you doing here! Your fired!

Mordecai:But we got to have this job where elese are we gonna go?

Benson:I don't care! Your always slacking off!

Mordecai:......(Thinks)

Monster:Raargg!

Rigby:Dude he's back!

Phineas:He's back!

Meap:(Runs to the ship)....

Phineas:Everyone in the ship with Meap!

Spongebob:Mordecai,Rigby are you coming!?

Mordecai:No Spongebob...we must stay...

Phineas:We need them (grabs Mordecai,Rigby,Skips,Pops and Benson and takes them inside Meap's ship)

(Ship flies away)

Phineas:Wait we forgot Muscle Man & 5's!

Mordecai:I'm okay with that.

Rigby:Me too!

Benson:I don't see why you had to take me!

Part 8:The Ship Attack
Radio:(Mario theme song)

Meap:(turns off Radio)

Mario:Hey that's my jam!

Meap:(points at a bunch of ships attacking them)

Plankton:I'm gonna get that formula (presses torpedo's button on ship)

(A torpedo goes to shoot at Meap's ship)

Rigby:Meap what are you doing?

Benson:If we don't make it out of here i'm gonna eat my own hand.

(Torpedo's hits meap's ship all the way)

Meap:(flies up) Meap!

Spongebob:Way to go Meap!

Candace:Meap look out another torpedo!

(torpedo comes close to the ship)

Spongebob:Meap wait can you bring anyone here right with the cool rocket ship powers?

Meap:(shakes head yes).....

Spongebob:Good (stands up from chair) I wish Sandy Cheeks was here!

Meap:(presses button)

(Sandy at here treedome)

Sandy:La La La (mowing the lawn)...

(teleports to Meap's ship)

Sandy:Huh? Where am I?

Spongebob:I'll explain later but you have to protect us from those torpedos!

Sandy:But I forgot my space suit.

Phineas:Don't worry we brought a spair. (gives Sandy a space suit)

Sandy:Thanks (puts on space suit and jumps out Meap's ship)

Spongebob:Sandy karate chop the torpdos!

Sandy:OKAY! HI-YAH! (chops a torpedo) HI-YAH! (chopd a torpedo) HI-YAH! (chops a torpedo)

Phineas:Way to go Sandy!

Mario:Wait what now?

Sandy:(gets back in ship) So can I go home now?

Spongebob:Sorry Sandy,but where going on a little adventure (pulls out picture of donut) to find that magical donut (puts hands in the air) that grants any wish!

Sandy:What are we wishing for?

Meap:Meap Meap!

Sandy:What?

Spongebob:He said "Another donut"

Phineas:Wait if Meap can bring anyone here then...Meap.

Meap:(Looks at Phineas)

Phineas:I wish Perry the Platypus was here!

Perry:(teleports to the ship) Gru Gruu Gruu.

Phineas:Hi Perry! Oh and one more! Isebella!

Meap:(presses Button)

Isebella:(teleports to Meap's ship) Huh where am I?

Phineas:Where going on an adventure to find a magical donut that grants any wish.

Isebella:Cool!

Part 9:Green Hill Zone
Sonic:(sigh) Sometimes its really fun just to sit back and relax eh' Tails?

Tails:Yah....

Sonic:What's Knuckles been up to?

Tails:I don't know...

(Meap's ship flies down)

Meap:(comes out ship) Meap!

Mario:WHAT THE HECK! (runs out ship) Sonic!

Sonic:What! (jumps up) Mario!

(Sonic and Mario start beating each other up)

Meap:(face palm)

Sonic:(Punches Mario in the face) Hah!

Mario:(punches Sonic in the face) Hah!

Tails:Oh no not again! Stop! Or i'll-i'll...

Sonic:You'll what.

Tails:I'll uh....eat potatoes.

Sonic:Okay.

Spongebob:What's going on why did you guys fight.

Sonic:Because he beat me at the winter olypics.

Phineas:So....

Perry:(looks away) ....(puts on hat)....(runs away somewhere)

Phineas:Wow even in Green Hill Zone..Perry still leaves us.

Candace:Lets just hope we get this done fast...Jeremy is taking me to the movies tomarrow.

Phineas:Don't worry,i'll ask questions.

Sonic:Hey Kid.

Phineas:Hi my names Phineas have you seen a donut around here?

Sonic:Yay! Follow me!

Chapter 10:With Perry
Perry:(Keeps running)...(turns on watch)

Major Monogram:Agent P,evil doctor Eggman is up to no good you need to stop him.

Perry:...(Turns off watch)

Egg Man:Huh? A platypus?

Perry:(Points at hat)

Egg Man:Gah! Another O.W.A.C.A agent!

Perry:(Punches Egg Man)

Egg Man:You little!

Perry:(tosses Egg Man into waterfall)

Eggman:Aaaah! Curse you stranger! (falls into water)

Chapter 11:Meeting Knuckles
Phineas:We've been walking for...Ferb?

Ferb:(Looks at watch).....15 minutes.

Sonic:Look there he is!

Knuckles:(punches punching bag) Take that! Ha! (punches it again)

Sonic:Hey Knuckles!

Knuckles:Huh? Oh Hey Sonic,Tails oh and you brought some friends.

Phineas:Hi!

Knuckles:Hey.

Sonic:Anyway where looking for a magical donut have you seen it.

Knuckles:(Punches punching bag again) Magical donut? (Punches again) Nope.

Sonic:Okay.

Shadow:(comes to Knuckles home) Hedgehog?

Sonic:Shadow?

Shadow:Your going down again!

Sonic:Oh no you don't.(charges up to Shadow)

Shadow:Choas Control (charges up to Sonic)

Sonic:I thought we were friends!

Shadow:Well you thought wrong (drop kicks sonic)

Sonic:Owww (jumps up) Take this! (blasts Shadow)

Shadow:Auughh (falls all the way in the sky)

Sonic:hmm....

Meap:Meap.

Spongebob:Meap's right we need to stop waisting time with these fights if we wanna find the donut.

Sonic:Okay..hey by the way can I come.

Spongebob:Well I don't see why not.

(Sonic and Knuckles run into Meap's ship)

Tails:I'm coming to (runs into Meap's ship)

Knuckles:(tosses Tails out)

Sonic:Sorry Tails,hey I know incase Eggman comes you can fight him.

Tails:Okay!

(ship flies away)

Part 11:Return Home
Meap:(Flying ship) ............

Spongebob:This adventure's been so cool.

Candace:Yah.

Meap:(looks at panic screen)...(gasp)

Computer:Intruder in house!

Meap:Meap!

Spongebob:Oh no!

Meap:(flies wrong direction back to house)

(lands near his house)

Phineas:So somebody broke into Meap's house?

Guy 1:Oh no!

Spongebob:What do we do now!

Guy 1:I'm gonna kick your butt!

Sandy:HIIIIII-YAH! (punches Guy 1)

Guy 1:Owww (passes out)

Meap:Meap Meap Meap! (punches Guy 2)

Guy 2:Ow....(passes out)

Candace:(kicks guy 3)

Guy 3:Owww (passes out)

Spongebob:I can't beleive somebody broke into Meap's house.

Meap: .........(sad)....(sniff).....

Phineas:(gasp)....(Walks over to Meap)..Don't worry...Ferb and I will rebuild your house...we promise,you don't have to be sad.

Meap:(nods head yes)...Meap!

Phineas:Ferb and I will promise to rebuild your hou-Oh my gosh! We forgot Perry!

Sonic:Oh no!

Phineas:Meap we gotta go back to Green Hill Zone!

Meap:Meap.

(everyone gets in ship)

Part 12:Return to Green Hill Zone
Egg Man:For pushing me in the ocean i'm gonna feed you too the sharks.

(Ship is almost flying down to green hill zone grass)

Phineas:Oh no we were too late! Wait maybe not! (jumps off ship)....(lands on grass)

Egg Man:Huh?

Sonic:What? Happen to Tails?

Egg Man:Your alien friends dad put Tails in a sack then took him to another planet.

Meap:(gasp)

Phineas:Wait why is Perry wearing a hat?

(flash back)

Phineas:Your a secret Agent.

Phineas:Your evil? He's Evil?

Phineas:Put your hand down Ferb.

Phineas:Where we just a cover to you.

(goes back to green hill zone)

Phineas:I remember we were in the 2nd demension! You are a secret agent! But your boss erased our memory!

Candace:Now that you think of it I remember too.

Isebella:Me too.

Perry:(sigh) gru gru gruu

Knuckles:Enough games! Hand over the Platypus!

Egg Man:No!