Hello filthy people!

Heeelllllooooo.

GLaDOS: That's you? THAT'S HOW DUMB YOU SOUND.

WARNING: DO NOT TAKE THIS PAGE NOT SERIOUSLY. IF YOU DO, I WILL GO INTO YOUR HOUSE. I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.

Anyways, filthy garbage, I have a present for you...

Filthy Garbage (you): OH BOY OH BOY WHAT IS IT

A lifetime subscription to nothing. Enjoy the magazine on nothing. On page 54 there's an article on reading invisible Braille.

See?

I knew I would be a genius.

The cake is a lie.

And I'm always up for cake.

Except when I have a bellyache.

You'll see when I return.

GOODBYE.

ADIOS.

CIAO.