Wade Duck

You are the most cowardly duck alive!

I know, I know! I am a useless duck!

Wade Duck has 714 seperate phobias, most of which are listed here, but also include the fear of Bagpipe players using a phone booth, dryer lint, and finding out your locker is filled with butterscotch pudding. True story!

Description I stole from Wikipedia!

 * Wade: A cowardly duck who wears a rubber flotation tube, and has numerous phobias no matter how trivial. As a gag, the head on his flotation tube copies nearly every movement and appearance change Wade's real head does. He is Orson's best friend, and when he gets scared (which is almost all the time), he'll blabber with no one understanding what he's saying. Though afraid of seemingly everything, Wade's greatest fear is the Weasel.