Talk:New URL Plan/@comment-30126178-20181005200933

I fucking hate minions those stupid fucking yellow banana cunts look like fake abortions and those stupid dumb fucking shitty Facebook mom whore sluts always spam them everywhere like I literally cannot scroll down without seeing a goddamn minion and they have given me PTSD and my psychiatrist has said this claim is false like uM?????? NO IT ISNT THESEGUCKINGSTUPIDYELLOWCUNTSHAVERYINEDMY LIFE! STUPID SHITTY MINIONS FUCKMINIONS OH MY GOD I JUSTXANY THOSE YELLOW PENIS THUNDER CUNTS FUCK YOU MOM AND DAD MY PSYCHIATRIST INCANT DO THIS ANYMORE FUCK

As i lay dormant in my room, I can hear them, “banana!” The faint whisper floats over my being. Upon saffron skies I see them, those putrid yellow entities with their dopey smiles but behind that one single rancid eye is something that is laughing at you, mocking you, it’s laughing at the irony that is your life. I bring the shotgun closer to my throat, stroking my hand across the cold, smooth barrel. I inhale sharply, I’m sorry mom but I just can’t handle it... minions are out to eat up from the inside-