The Epic Story of Whitehack

Prof. Wright: Here's a new epic story that WILL make spinoffs.

Characters
Whitehack

Prof. Wright

Sonic

Phineas

Ferb

Tails

Doofenshmirtz

Part 1: I charge electricity, therefore I am
Whitehack: I charge electricity, therefore I am.

Prof. Wright: What?

Whitehack: I'll zap you! *zaps the Prof*

Prof. Wright: It hurt....

Ferb: What's the matter?

Prof. Wright: Whitehack zap me therefore he is.

Whitehack: I zap Ferb, therefore I am. (zaps Ferb)

Ferb: I s-s-see how u f-f-f-feel.

Doofenshmirtz: HAHA! I can zap him with my electricinator!

Prof. Wright: I wouldn't suggest that.

Doofenshmirtz: (zaps Whitehack)

Whitehack: I FULLY CHARGE! THEREFORE I AM! (Zaps Doofenshmirtz)

Doofensmirtz: Ow... I should have made an anti-elcectricinator.

Whitehack: I like you guys, therefore I am.