THIS IS SPARTA!

YES IT IS! IT'S A NEW MEME AND IT'S COOOOOOL!

At School
Teacher: Okay class, what is the square root of 100?

Spartan: 25!

Teacher: No shouting out, child.

Spartan: YEAH, WHY?

Teacher: What do you think kid, that you go by your own rules?

Spartan: YEAH!

Teacher: Why?

Spartan: CAUSE THIS IS SPARTA! *pushes down teacher*

At the Library
Kid: Do you want this book?

Spartan: YEAH!

Librian: QUIET!

Spartan: WHY?!

Librian: Cause this is a library! Why are you being so loud?

Spartan: CAUSE THIS IS SPARTA! *pushes down librarian*

At McDonalds
McDonald's Man: Hello, may I take your order?

Spartan: HAPPY MEAL PLEASE!

McDonald's Man: Happy Meal? That's for kids! Why do you want it?

Spartan: CAUSE THIS IS SPARTA! *pushes down McDonalds Man*

At Church
Paster: It is time for us to-

Spartan: WHAT? IS IT WORSHIP TIME! YAY, I LOVE DANCING!

Paster: Please be quiet sir.

Spartan: SORRY!

Paster: What I was saying is that it's praying-

Spartan: *starts dancing*

Paster: Sir, it's not worship time. Why are you dancing.

Spartan: CAUSE THIS IS SPARTA! *pushes down Paster*

At Cinema

 * during the Smurfs movie*

Spartan: WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS SCENE?

Movie Guy: SSSHHH!

Spartan: WHERE ARE THEY, I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT'S GOING ON!

Movie Guy: SSSHHH! Quiet man! Why's so hard to understand, anyway?

Spartan: CAUSE THIS IS SPARTA! *pushes down movie guy*

At Hawiann Islander Tiki Sacrifice Ceremony
Tiki Islander Leader: Time to sacrifice this man!

Tiki Islander: TO THE TIKI GODS!!!!

Man to be Sacrificed: Help me! Spartan, can you help me?

Spartan: MAYBE! I MIGHT SAVE YOU!

Man to be Sacrificed: Why?

Spartan; CAUSE THIS IS SPARTA! *pushes Sacrificed man in* WOOPS, I WAS GOING TO SAVE HIM!

Tiki Islander Leader: HEY, I WAS SUPPOSED TO PUSH HIM IN! Why did you do that?

Spartan: CAUSE THIS IS SPARTA! *pushes Islander leader in*