Presidential Election

presidential election in review:

Donald Trump

 * sucks.
 * "small loan of a million dollars"
 * please no
 * save me
 * w h y

Ted Cruz

 * john green can finally relax we have a NEW zodiac killer on our hands
 * pretty much donald trump for people who think they're better than trump
 * wants to kill the gays? ??
 * but
 * i'm the gays???

John Kasich

 * he exists
 * pretty much the only half-decent republican
 * i don't like him but
 * he at least seems to know what he's doing

Hillary Clinton

 * tries to be hip
 * fails
 * tries to be bernie sanders
 * fails
 * better than the republicans?
 * but i still don't like her.

Bernie Sanders

 * finally someone i can get behind
 * i like bernie sanders
 * good job bernie