Squishy Figs. You aren't allowed to understand any of this unless you Google it. I have two old figs on my desk. One is squishy, one is hard. That sounds SOOO wrong.

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Gaia: Ok, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna go to the third quardrant, and then Gaia will eat bullsh*t.

Blitz: Heck no.

Gaia: Because all you ever think of is Cheese Nipz, Blitz!

(Zombie attacks them both)

-Somewhere else in time...-

Gaia: Hey, if you see any-

Splice: *Soap* Any time, man.

Gaia: ...Any weapon shops, lemme know, cuz I got blood on my sword.

...

(GAIA STEALS SPLICE'S SOAP)

Gaia: MOVE YO DANG CUPS!

Melody: Cups? Really, Gaia? That's how you swear?

Gaia: GET THE LEAD OUT, PEEPULL! *Steps on a firecracker and burns*

Fertile: Uh, Mel, how do you say "Gaia's an idiot" in Japanese.

Melody: Gaia-kun, baka-desu.(lol faux)

Fertile: Wow. Nice.

Gaia: I can't believe I'm saying this, Blitz, but I wanna hang out with you for a while.

Blitz: ...AAAHAHAHAH-no.

Gaia: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*Reverse*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON! *Handshake*

REAL Chao do that handshake.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=qsO5qKQRHKc#t=220s

OMGSOAP

HURR TRANSMIGRATION HURR

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