The Bunker/Episodes/Episode 132: UnEarthBound

The 132nd episode of the Bunker. Huzzah!

Part One: The Part Where Gigyas Escapes and Lucas finds Paul and Jeff
Narrator: A Long Time Ago In A Galaxy Far Far Away.....

STAR WARS
Narrator: Wait a sec.....No This The Bunker!

Lucas: (Inside the Bathrooom) I LIEK MAKIN BIG POO-POO!

Ness: -___________________________________________________________________________________-

Lucas: AHHHHHHH! NESS!!! THE TOILETS ATTACKING ME!!!!!! HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPP!!!!!

Ness: Lucas! Did You Clog The Toilet Again?

Lucas: No! A Evil Red Shadowy Came Out Of It!!!!

Ness: (Facepalm)

Lucas: Im Not Kidding!

(Gigayas Flys out Of The Bathroom)

Gigayas: I SHALL REMAIN SUPREME!!!!! MWHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Ness: What The Cr-

Gigayas: YOU WILL DIE!!!!!

Lucas: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBACONUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUANGRYSPIKYHEARTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHAIRYTHINGWITHBOWUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

(Gigayas shoots lazer at Lucas, but Ness gets in front of him and turns into a trophy)

Gigayas: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHZAHAHAHA!!!!! (flys away)

Lucas: Ness!!!! Ness!!!!! Say Something to Me, Bro! SAY SOMETHING!!!

Ness: .....

Lucas: (sniff) CURSE YOU WARIO- I MEAN GIGAYAS!!!!!

(Lucas picks up Ness And Runs)

Lucas: I'll find Everyone Else!!! I'd Better go To Onett!

Meanwhile at the Bunker...
Gigayas: RAWRRAWRARARARARARRARRARARARRARARARARARRA

Phineas: Ferb! I Thought You Put Up Defense Mechanizeums!

Ferb: I Did!

Phineas: Really?

Ferb:.............................................................................no

Phineas: -____________________-

Gigayas: DIE

(A Big Nuke Is Seen On The Side Of The Bunker)

Everyone: What was that!

Gigayas: RAWRAWRAWARAWARAAWAEAWAWWAWAWAWEAFAGAYGJquadskc

GIR: Yay! He's Gonna Kill Us! IM SO HAPPY

Gigayas:...........................................Meh. DIE!

(Another Nuke Is Seen, Then the Inside of The Bunker Is Shown, Where Everybody is seen a Trophy)

Gigyas: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! NOBODY CAN STOP ME NOW!!!!

At Onett
Lucas: Gotta Find My Peeps. (Walks Up To Random Man) Hey Mister, H-

Random Man: SHUT UP!

Lucas: D:

(Lucas Runs Away)

Lucas: Man, Onett Isn't happy As It Used To Be.....Maybe 'Cause People keep Fighting Everywhere)

(Mario, Luigi, Donkey Kong and Olimar Are Seen Having A Brawl On Onett)

Luigi: Bang, Bang, Ba-(Gets Punched by DK And Get's Knocked Off)

DK: UOOH,UOOH,UOOH!!! I LIKE NUTS!!!!

Mario: I Thought You-A-Liked Bannas

DK: SHUT UP!!!! (Punches Mario Off The Stage)

(Back To Lucas)