Ultimate Gaming Competition: Turdious Edition

A new story I'm making! (you can make your own if you want)

Intro Ceremony
Host: WELCOME TO THE ULTIMATE GAMING COMPETITION SEASON 78 PREMIERE! THIS SEASON'S THEME IS TURDIOUS-NESS!

Audience: (minor clapping)

Host: Our contestants are... E.T. FROM E.T. ATARI!

Audience: (huge clapping)

Host: ...Billy Hatcher from the Billy Hatcher series!

Audience: (throws eggs at him (in a good way (since Billy Hatcher likes eggs)))

Host: ...and last but not least, Sackboy from LittleBigPlanet!

Audience: (asplodes happily)

Host: NOW LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

Challenge #1 Preview
Host: So it's a week after the opening ceremonies, and our first challenge shall be today! But let's first see the Behind the Scenes segment of Training!

TRAINING VIDEO BELOW:

Host: Let's start with Billy Hatcher's training.

Billy Hatcher: So the first week of training was INTENSE! It was hard to train for the first challenge, not knowing what it is, so I decided to pretty much practice all forms of gaming skills that can possibly be needed. Speed, strength, flight, stanima, skill, accuracy, brains, etc. I did them all!

Host: Great! Now let's go to ET's training sequence!

ET: E.T. train hard.

Host: Is that all?

ET: E.T. say yes.

Host: Okay.... well, now let's see Sackboy's progress.

Sackboy: Training for me was easy. I built a bunch of training exercises on my planet for everything just like Billy Hatcher did. Except I did one other thing for training... fashion! Just in case of a tiebreaker, I wanna look good for the voters who break it!

Host: Great! Now our first challenge is about to be announced! We'll see ya next week when it is!