100 More Random Ways to Be Insane

The sequel to 100 Most Ways to Be Insane! NOW LETS START!

100. Dress up as a gumball machine and yell "YOU'RE FIRED" at everybody
"OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH"

"YOU'RE FIRED!"

99. Blow up lotion bottles with cheese graters
Then put it on your body and feel revitalized!