Fish Sticks!

Fish fingers (Fish Sticks in North America, Bread Fish in Random-ness Wiki) is a food. It is tasty unless someone burns it. Then it tastes like wood. Kinda like every other burnt food. (LOL you can make those pages)

History of Fish Sticks
Fish Sticks are part of a race known as Fishus Stickus, which consists of many Fish Sticks. Us humans got hungry and ate fish sticks. And that is why there are pumpkins.

History of the History of Fish Sticks
Fish Sticks came from a species known as fish. They turned into sticks because of sharks not liking thin foods, but humans like thin foods. So they were stuck between a rock and a hard place! (never thought I'd use that metaphor)

History of the History of the History of Fish Sticks
The fish that became fish sticks used to be humans who could breathe really long times in the water. They grew gills and shrunk because they were wrinkly from the water. In fact, they were so wrinkly that they became thin! And then they became fish sticks, bla bla bla.

History of the History of the History of the History of Fish Sticks
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