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The online video game created in 2017 by Epic Games where games are epicness™, Fortnite, was invented when Lee Harvey Oswald shot the 35th president of the United States John Fortnite Kennedy in Dallas, Texas, at 12:30 pm central standard time on Friday, November 22, 1963. With two precise shots with a sniper riffle, Oswald got the first epic #VictoryRoyale and inspired Epic Games to make the novel Battle Royale. After its huge success, Epic Games had only one thing left to do. Make a movie about it. And they created an epic movie of the same name and released it on December 16, 2000, with an E rating [E stands for Epic]. Because of the huge amount of money they've gained from the movie, Epic Games decided it's time to fall back and started making game engines so they could compete with The Games Factory. While they made an epic Unreal Engine, some piece of crap who plays Arma saw their movie and decided to create a game based on it in the same engine Arma uses. This unholy man dared to name the game after himself. So Epic Games had to do something epic again. And they did. They gave birth to Fortnite, the most epic video game ever created.