The Hunger Derps

NOTICE - IF NONE OF THIS IS ACCURATE WITH THE BOOK ITS BECAUSE THIS IS DEPENDING ON WHAT I GOT FROM THE MOVIE

Katniss: HURRY UP PRIM WE NEED TO GO TO THE REAPING... AND DONT LOOK SO MUCH LIKE A DUCK

Prim: *Quack*

AT THE REAPING...

Effyoo Effie: WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO THE DISTRICT 12 R(E)APING, FIRST LETS WELCOME HAYMITCH

Haymitch: (Stumbles Onstage) SOMEONE HERE.... SOMEONE HERE... LOOKS LIKE.... A DUCK.....

Effie: NOW TO CHOOSE OUR VICTIMS TRIBUTES... AND THE (Not So) LUCKY GIRL IS.... PRIMROSE EVERDEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!ONE!!!

Katniss: Dafuq!? I VOLUNTEER!!!!!!

Effie: OH GOODIE A VOLUNTEER!!!! DISTRICT 12 NEVER GETS VOLUNTEERS! WUT DAFUQ IS YOUR NAME?

Katniss: K-Katniss Everdeen....

Effie: YOU WERE PRIMROSE'S SISTER, WERENT YOU!? NOW FOR OUR BOY TRIBUTE! (Pulls out slip) PE(E)TA MELLARK

Katniss: (Emotional Flashback Involving Peeta, Pigs, and Bread)

Effie:LETS GO!!!!!!!!!! HAYMITCH, COME OVER HERE

Haymitch: (Whispers To Katniss) Your sister.... your sister.... she looks... she looks like a duck...

TO BE CONTINUED MOMENTARILY