Q&A Tornadospeed Style!

Welcome to Tornadospeed's Q&A! Today's stars are...

The Compliens Zenta and Ice-dice!

The Humanoids Malanoid and Volcanoid!

The Foods Pear, Pineapple, Blueberries, and Sugar Cubes!

The Appliances Microwave and Blender!

A Monkey! and

Me!

With cameos by Cheese, Waffles, Banana, and Pops!

Interview 1
(Murmurs and chatting among the stars)

Pear: This is exciting!

Volcanoid: Can I melt Ice-dice, it's so tempting!

Ice-dice: o_O Time to roll! *Turns into a spherical dice*

Sugar Cubes: Nobody here likes sugar, right?

Me: What's your first question, guys?

Pear: Oooh, me! Pick me!

Me: Yes, Pear.

Pear: You must tell me... who the heck are you?

Me: I'm me. What more do you want? Ha ha, no seriously, I'm the creator of Kitchen Wars Wiki, a top member of Complipedia, and I hang at Random-ness Wiki too.

Pear: Fasinating!

Malanoid: *Raises hand*

Me: Yes?

Malanoid: Why am I here, you didn't create me.

Me: Yes, I didn't create you. Or Blender, for that matter.

Blueberries: Why do we have to be the weak Foods?

Me: Someone has to, and it's not gonna be Pear.

Pear: UUUUUURRR *Burps*

Microwave: So, what's your favorite random thing?

Me: Pickles, Nachos and Cheese. Lots and lots of cheese! That's cheddar! :P

Cheese: *Fearful* Not for eating, right?

Me: Not always :P

Pear: I LIKE :P!

Everybody: *Laughs* :P, SAY IT AGAIN!!

Me: What's so funny about Colo- LOL!

Volcanoid: I don't get it :/

Me: *Laughs* Yeah, me neither.

Everybody: Same. *Stops laughing*

Zenta: I like the fact that I can split in three! *Seperates into three pieces*

Me: My personal touch.

Sugar Cubes: I don't have any questions!

Pineapple: I do!

Me: Yes, Pineapple?

Pineapple: What's your favorite pass time?

Me: Making my own comics, and the Internet.

Zenta: Does your satelite cable ever go out?

Me: Yeah, it drives me INSANE. I'd seriously rather have digital cable.

Blueberries: That was a dumb question!

Zenta: Don't be rude to me!

Blueberries: LOL, you can't make us :P

Zenta: *Fires laser*

Blueberries: AAAHHH *gets burned*

Blueberries: I think we should go. *Leaves*

Sugar Cubes: Hey Tornadospeed, what's your real name?

Me: Do you want one of my 9000 aliases, or my real name?

Sugar Cubes: WHAT 9000!?

Pear: Do you like cats!

Me: I love cats.

Pineapple: What's your favorite wiki?

Me: Oh man, I can't decide. I top three favorites are Complipedia, Random-ness Wiki, and Kitchen Wars Wiki.

Sugar Cubes: That's there we live! We live at Kitchen Wars Wiki! So do Pear and Pineapple, and the Appliances!

Ice-dice: I'm back!

Zenta: So, what's your favorite food?

Me: Waffles!

Zenta: Really?

Me: Yeah. I eat them all the time.

Waffles: AAH, he eats us! RUN AWAY! *Hops slowly away*

Blender: Do you like Squidward?

Me: *Deep sinister voice* YOU WILL NEVER KNOW.

Pear: YAAAYYY! I LIKE POPS!!!

Pops: WE CAN ALL BE TURDS!

Malanoid: Hey, I've always wondered, what program do you use?

Me: Paint.net

Volcanoid: Is it free?

Me: Yep!

Microwave: YAY!

Ice-dice: Is it easy to use?

Me: Yep.

Ice-dice: Hey, should you make a Complien based off a Pop Tart, like Nyan Cat!

Me: Good idea!

Banana: HEY, I CAN SLIP OVER MYSELF! *Takes peel off and slips over it*

Everybody: ...

Monkey: *Eats banana* Sorry, were you gonna finish that?

Me: No.

Sugar Cubes: Are you serious often?

Me: Nop!

Monkey: Hey, got any berries?

Me: Do you like roasted berries?

Monkey: I'd like to try some!

Me: Over there *Points to Blueberries*

Blueberries: NO! YOU CREATED US, YOU CAN'T TURN ON US LIKE THAT!

Me: But there are tons of you, you know. Plus, your souls will get reused.

Monkey: *Eats a blueberry* PYUCK, I hate roasted blueberries. *Walks off*

Pops: THIS IS FUN!

Me: How did you even get in here?

Blender: Who are your three favorite Wikia users?

Me: CompliensCreator00, Faves3000, and Yoybotplant.

Microwave: Man, what a lame question.

Blender: Don't sass me! *Whirrs*

Microwave: -_- *Lightning zaps*

Pear: HEY, WATCH WHERE YOU AIM- *Gets blasted* that. *Falls backward*

Me: This was fun?

Zenta: Are we wrapping up?

Me: Yep!

(Applause)

(Everyone murmurs and chats)

Me: Bye everyone!

Everybody: BYE!!