User blog:CompliensCreator00/Comp Rants 5: Gen-1-ers

Today I'm ranting Gen-1-ers. A group of Pokemon "Fans" that only stick to the Generation 1 games. They think that newer games are ridiculous becausethey have stuff like Garbodor and Vanilluxe.

TIME TO RANT!!1!!11!one!!!
I don't want to offend you if you are a Gen-1-er, but I want to express my opinion so let me get started. Okay?

The first thing these people say is that Gen 5 has "No animals". How exactly? Lillipup, Patrat, Purrloin, Pansage, Pansear, Panpour, Snivy, Tepig, Oshawott, Victini, Blitzle, Wait, you wanted evolutions? And also, Charizard, THE MOST POPULAR POKEMON, is a dragon, dragons AREN'T real! So include dragons and we also get Deino, Druddigon, Reshiron, Zekrom, Kyurem, wait... What about Bellsprout and Oddish? They're plants! Now we got Ferroseed, Petlil, Cottonee, Swadloon, wait... Mr. Mime and Jynx are humans.... Bisharp, Gothitelle, Elgyem... Yeah. I only listed a FEW. But instead, let's list all the inanimate objects. Roggenrola, Boldore, Gigalith, Sigilyph, Yamask, Cofagrigus, Trubbish, Garbodor, (I don't count the Solosis line as they are cells, a form of life) Vanillite, Vanillish, Vanilluxe, Klink, Klang, Klinklang, Litwick, Lampent, Chandelure, Cryogonal, Golett, and Golurk. That's only 20, Less than 2/15 of the generation. Who cares if Gen 1 had less? They still weren't much better!

The other idea is that the new Pokemon are less creative. I enjoy this one more, but not by much. They say as the new games have stuff like Ice Cream, Gears, and Garbage, it's uncreative. But, let's take a look at how uncreatie Gen 1 was. They had a Poke Ball with eyes, a magnet, a purple blob (which is somehow perfered over cute ice cream), a poisonous... ball?, and my least favorite, a pile of eggs. SO INSPIRED! More like uninspired. And the sad excuse for a mole, this is a DIGGING LUMP! And what does it evolve into? A TRIO OF THEM. (Maybe they're like magneton and are pulled together by magnetism) At least Gen 5 TRIED at designing moles, and for the most part, did a whole lot better! They looked like moles, but in fact looked like someting that is not a real animal. While on that subject, many of Gen 1's animals are just real animals with new names slapped on them. Pidgey's a bird, Krabby's a Crab, Seel's a BLEEPIN' SEAL. If these are creative, then I dunno what is.

Conclusion
I say that Gen-1-ers think that because of a few designs, they can hat a whole series. But I think Koopas are uncreative yet I ADORE Mario! I feel most Gen-1-ers should give the games a try, I feel the designs and plot are much better, and the in depth story makes thing greater! I can understand people liking the generation 1 games for nostalgia, but they also have to realize that things change, and there'll be a day when everything is completely different, and they'll have to make the change. Thanks for reading!