User blog:Bowser & Jr./Nintendo Rektodesu - June 22, 2014

=Intro= Iwata: We're going to impregnate you with new game announcements. Please expand your legs. =XENOBLADE CHRONICLES XXX= "Coming 2015." =Splatbutts= "Next, here is a first look for our new game, Splatbutts."



"The team stayed at the office past midnight and thought 'What if instead of paint? They instead shoot, you know...' and that's how our development began with Splatbutts."

"One of the new gameplay mechanics for this new game is that you'll be able to use tentacles in a lot of various ways. What can you do with tentacles, we'll talk about at a later date.

"We want for you to be able to experience bringing new life from yourself, which is the whole idea behind Splatbutts."

"Splatbutts will arrive this Holiday season." =The Legend of Zelda for Nintendo Smexii= "Eiji Aonuma-senpai here, and today I would like to talk about another new Legend of Zelda for the Nintendo Smexii. In our latest game, we wanted to create a world where everything was connected in a vast land. For our new Zelda game, we will explore that concept further in an entirely new way."

"In this new Zelda game, you will be able to explore inside the world of Zelda, literally. What I mean is that the game will take place inside Princess Zelda, specifically her reproductive system. The game will bring on a new take on "a game with a world full of life."



"The Legend of Zelda for Nintendo Smexii will arrive next year." =Outro= Iwata: Thank you for watching. Please expand your dongs in the future for more game announcements.