Commentary on "ROBLOX BULLY STORY - Alone (Alan Walker)"


 * My Copycat by Orange Caramel blares in the distance* ROBLOX BULLY STORY - Alone (Alan Walker)

WHATS UP YALL IM DOING A COMMENTARY ON SOMETHING NOT BY THETHINGS

WHAT A SHOCK

on widdit
Seriously though, I don't know if I'm looking too much into this or not but this whole video, start to finish, was insanely unrealistic. If I were caught forming a gang who's sole purpose was to kick the shit out of the people picking on me, my ass would be suspended or even expelled. Like, there were no adults present at the time of the ordeal aside from like 1 police officer who only said "Thanks for letting us know about these guys, they won't bother you anymore".
 * 0:04 - Is he running through the halls? Where the hell are the hall monitors?
 * 0:10 - I'm not even a minute in and already something is rubbing me the wrong way. Judging by these ~cinematic~ zoom-out shots, this video seems far too dramatic for something about motherfucking Roblox of all things.
 * 0:35 - WHO THE HELL ARE THEY? WHY DO THEY LOOK THE EXACT SAME? ARE THEY TWINS?
 * 0:38 - WHAT THE HECK ARE THEY DOING RUNNING AFTER THIS KID THEY DON'T KNOW?
 * 0:41 - The kid just casually stops. Did he run out of breath?
 * 0:42 - I think Roblox is getting too dark for me.
 * 0:45 - Like, this all seems way too dramatic.
 * 0:52 - Is it bad that this scene made me laugh for a minute straight? Like, he just ~flies~ through the air and its hilarious.
 * 0:58 - I know Memeulous already made this point, but who the hell just beats someone up and then says "Dumb noob..." afterwards? "Noob" is the type of word you use when describing someone new to a game, or that shitty cartoon about kids with battle balls.
 * 1:16 - Where are this kid's parents?
 * 1:19 - Why did this kid just leave his phone on the coffee table when he was out? Only an idiot would do that.
 * 1:25 - What the hell are these two grown ass men doing tourmenting some kid they don't know? Like, they literally took time out of their day to search for this kid's phone number.
 * 1:30 -     TRIGGERED
 * 1:37 - T h e r e ' s t h e k i d . ..
 * 1:42 - What is with these guys and misusing the word "noob"?
 * 1:45 - What is even taking place?
 * 1:54 - Okay, so the moral of the story here isn't "if you're being bullied in any way, shape or form, go tell your parents, a trusted adult or any other authority figure", but rather "if you're being bullied, bottle up your emotions, form a gang and beat the shit out of those bullying you." How realistic.
 * 2:00 "OKAY OKAY WE'II STOP!"
 * 2:06 - oH SHIT THEY'RE ARRESTED NOW! #RobloxBulliesAreOverParty, AM I RIGHT
 * 2:16 - Welp, detention hall is gonna be a circus. These kids are running through the halls without hall passes. I know, not all schools have hall passes (hell, my school doesn't even use them), but come on. Be realistic.
 * 2:35 - Where are they going? Did they just fucking leave him alone? LOOKS LIKE THAT KID HAS ANOTHER GANG TO FORM!

In conclusion, REALISM? WHERE?