The Bunker/Episodes/Season 12: Real Soda in Real Bottles Infomercial

THE FOLLOWING EPISODE IS A BUNKER IS ALSO A PAID INFOMERCIAL FOR REAL SODA™ IN REAL BOTTLES, LTD.

Transcript
Narrator: Do you love drinks with Communist and Nazi tastes? Then welcome to the world of Real Soda™, from Real Soda™ in Real Bottles, Ltd. We sell real soda with real high fructose corn syrup or real cane sugar! Our bubbly sodas include Not See Kola™, a crystal clear soda with a classic bubbly dark cola taste, Leninade®, a soda pop that truly captures the spirit of the Russian Revolution, which is red, bubbly, and goes well with Vodka, and more. But now let's fak our host, former Snake-Bite™ monster truck driver, COLT COBRA!

Colt Cobra: Hey everybody! Be sure to get ready for this informercial and episode of the Bunker all in one, as me and the cast of the cool TV show The Bunker℠ bring you the tastes of the Real Soda™ in Real Bottles company.

(cut to the Bunker intro)

(cut to the interior of a liquor store with sodas in glass bottles and cans on the shelfs)

REST TBA!