Steamed Hams but it's Camp Lazlo

Here's the Steamed Hams skit with Commander Hoo-ha and Scoutmaster Lumpus. Inspired by Steamed Hams but it's OK K.O., which was in turn inspired by Steamed Hams but it's Timothy Goes to School.

Hoo-ha: Well, Lumpus, I made it, despite your directions.

Lumpus: Ahh, Commander Hoo-ha, welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!

Hoo-ha: Yeah.

Lumpus: Aaaah! My roast is ruined! But what if... I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Eheheheheh, delightfully devilish, Algonquin!

Hoo-ha: Uh-?

Lumpus with his crazy explanations, Commander Hoo-ha's gonna need his medication! When he hears Lumpus's lame exaggerations, there'll be trouble in town tonight!

Hoo-ha: LUUUMPUUUUUS!

Lumpus: Oh, Commander Hoo-ha! I was just, uh, stretching my calves on the windowsill! Isometric exercise, care to join me?

Hoo-ha: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Lumpus?

Lumpus: Uhm, ooh, that isn't smoke, it's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having! Mmmmm, steamed clams!

Lumpus: Whew.

Lumpus: Commander, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers!

Hoo-ha: I thought we were having steamed clams.

Lumpus: Doh, no, I said steamed hams! That's what I call hamburgers!

Hoo-ha: You call hamburgers steamed hams?

Lumpus: Yes! It's a regional dialect.

Hoo-ha: Uh-huh. Uh, what region?

Lumpus: Uhhh, upstate New York.

Hoo-ha: Really? Well, I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams".

Lumpus: Oh, not in Utica, no. It's an Albany expression.

Hoo-ha: I see.

Hoo-ha: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Beef Lumberjacks.

Lumpus: Hohohoho, no, patented Lumpusburgers! Ooold family recipe!

Hoo-ha: For steamed hams.

Lumpus: Yes!

Hoo-ha: Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.

Lumpus: Y-Uh... You know, the... One thing I sh... Excuse me for one second.

Hoo-ha: Of course.

Lumpus: Well, that was wonderful. Good time was had by all, I'm pooped!

Hoo-ha: Yes, I should be- GOOD LORD, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE!?

Lumpus: Aurora Borealis.

Hoo-ha: Uh-? AURORA BOREALIS!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized ENTIRELY within your kitchen!?

Lumpus: Yes!

Hoo-ha: May I see it?

Lumpus: No.

Mr. Slinkman: Scoutmaster Lumpus, the house is on fire!

Lumpus: No, Slinkman, it's just the northern lights.

Hoo-ha: Well, Lumpus, you are an odd fellow, but I must say... you steam a good ham.

Mr. Slinkman: HELP! HEEEELP!