100 Most Random Ways to Be Insane

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 * Other Other Tip: BEWARE OF THE PICKLY BEAST! (See Number 91)

100. Talking To Strangers With Bacon Masks
Build a bacon mask by buying a bunch of bacon and taping them to your face, then go to a public place and walk up to someone. Say "I never like you."

99. Googling Yourself On Your Phone
Google yourself on your phone in public. Say (loudly) "I MUST BE POPULAR! I HAVE TO BE! POPULAR!". After an hour of that, start playing Angry Birds and say "The flaboodles shall be proud." ==98. Hang Upside-Down From A Ceiling Fan That Is On While Making A Flying Flaboodle Happy By Blowing It A Balloon That You Will Pop In Confusion Of Which Cake Is Which Then You Just Realize That You've Been Bamboozled.== You've been bamboozled because you don't have to do this one. It's a little too insane.

97. Stick Your Head On A Birthday Cake At A Birthday Party
While the candles are still lit.

96. Quote Albert Einstien At The Same Time As Falling To The Ground Every Time Someone Says The Word "Hungry"
Your Friend: I'm hungry.

You: (falls down) "So long as they don't get violent, I want to let everyone say what they wish, for I myself have always said exactly what pleased me." -Albert Einstein

95. Getting Angry At A Total Stranger For No Reason
Go to the Dentist office. Go to the desk lady and say: "I HATE YOU, YOU FLABBERGASTIC SON OF A LADY DOG!" then storm out of there. Right before the door closes, all of a sudden sound happy and say "Mommy, I'll be with the cow! Bye bye!"

94. Acting Like You Got Hurt
Touch a totally harmless object then shout "AH, THE PAIN IS UNHINGING! ARG! OUCHY OUCH MCOUCHY PAIN! AAAAAH! THE OUCHYNESS IS SO CONSUMING! HELP ME WITH MY BOO-BOO OR ELSE THE PAINY OUCHINESS MAY IMMOBILIZE ME FOREVER!!!!"

93. Listen To Your Foods
Get a cookie. Hold it to your ear. Then say to everyone in the room; "It whispers to me."

92. Ripping Off Your Shirt On Top Of A Tall Building
Go to the tippy top of the tallest building in town, then rip off your shirt and shout "FOR SPARTA!"

91. Warn Others Of The Pickly Beast
Tell them that he wants your brains for breakfast. With a side of toast. Then eat a snack.

90. Have An Irrational Fear
For example, scream if you see ordinary table salt.

89. Answer Every Answer With "Imaaaaagination!"
Teacher: What part of the body controls waiste production?

You: Imaaaaaaaaaaaagination!

Teacher: Actually the Large Intestine. Do you even know what waiste I'm talking about?

You: Imaaaaaaaaaaaagination!

Teacher: No, poop actually.

88. Jump With An Awkwardly Serious Look Around A Mall With Your Legs Locked Togethor
It's actually pretty fun. Just don't jump down the esculator.

87. POOP IN THE FAN!
Don't poop in a toilet. Actually a large spoon. Then THROW IT IN THE FAN!

86. Sniff Everyone You Know's Butts
Say that it is a pleasent scent. If they give you a weird look, say "My dentist recomended me to do it." If they keep giving you a weird look, say "Your pressuring me." Then faint.

85. Speak Only In Jibberish
Doctor: What has your diet been?

You: Blugsheemoomooquerkyfloopaquashianz.

Doctor: Okay... I guess our check-up is over then. Want a lolipop?

You: YUPPYOOYUPPYOOWEEZLEXEMO!

Doctor: ....let me take that as a yes.

84. Get Hair-Growing Gel And Put It On Your Face
You can be the only mustached 11-year-old in existance! You'll be digged by the press!

83. Spam
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82. Speak With Really Fake-Sounding Accents
Zen every will zen think that ze fact dat you exist makes them feel like le poopy.

81. Hot Wings
Build a shrine to them and hope that they will spit out your friend, then ask for a new car. Then realize that you referances Phineas and Ferb so cheer!

80. Do Something Completely Stupid
My favorite is jumping off a bridge into shark-infested waters. But I also like the one of tying yourself to a jet or eating a nuke.

79. Eat WAY To Much Green-Dyed Candy
If done correctly, you'll poop will be green. Then put the poop in a plastic bag and show it to a peramedic saying "MY POOP IS GREEN, I'M GONNA DIE!"

78. Click This Link
DON'T DO IT!!!!!

77. Taping Your Self To A Chicken
THEN RIP IT OFF! YOU, THE CHICKEN, AND AUNT STEVE WILL ALL FART SO LOUD THAT SOMEBODY IN THE WORLD WILL DIE!

76. Imitating Homer Simpson
This one is pretty self-explanatory.

75. DOING THE INTIMIDATING STARE!
ಠ_ಠ

74. Freak Out About EVERYTHING!
You: LEAPIN LIZARDZ, MY STOMACH IS MAKING AN ABOMINATING NOISE! AND MY STOMACH HAS A STRANGE FEELING LIKE IT NEEDS TO BE OCCUPIED! WHAT IS GOING ON?

Your Friend: Your stomach growled, dude.

You: Oh.

73. Imitate Other Users
I'm CompliensCreator00, and I love Compliens!

I'm CCs and Cream, and I love Zelda!

I'm Alternate Phineas, and I love Cave Story!

I'm Tornadospeed, and I love Phineas and Ferb!

I'm Sonic&Knuckles, I love Pokemon!

I'm Faves3000, and I love Meap!

I'm Kh2cool, and I love Toy Story!

I'm Gray Pea Shooter, and I love Barrel Rolls!

I'm Mochlum, and I love imitating other people!

I'm Your Mom, and I'd love it if you stopped adding imitations! It's making this page back up/

Oh shoot, it really is her.... I'm Mochlum, and I love saying "Fine, I'll end it." Not really.

72. Scare People
Wear a fake mustache and hold a rubber chicken, then shout "BOO" to a police officer. Then you're likely to get arrested. Then, at court say "I did it!"

71. Wear Tights
You'll get mocked digged at the fashion show!

70. Making Recipes For Disaster
Kilt + Growth Ray = Lots And Lots Of Shudders

69. Fake Text Faces!
You're Email: That Movie made me all :% and :# and :@.

You're Friend's Email: Okay then...

68. Run Around Your House In Your Undies Shouting "THIS IS SPARTA!" During Your Family's Garage Sale
A fun way to become the public enemy.

67. Quoting Dora The Explorer Whenever Someone Says The Word "Hungry"
Your Friend: I'm hungry.

You: (looks at "TV screen") What was your favorite part? .......... I liked that part to! My favorite part was when "I BITE YA FACE!" (bites your friends face)

66. Obsess With The Number 6
Your new favorite number shall be 666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666. Then if you see a large sign that has the number six on it, kneel on one knee and say "Will you marry me?". Then at the wedding, divorce with 6 so you can marry 9. You will be called JERK.

65. Write A Book On Purple Chickens That Eat Cookies
Then at the premier for the book, eat so much cake that you throw up all over the book's copies. Then walk him with a skip in your step and some extra cake in your shows.

63. Obsess With Hating The Number 64
WHY ELSE WOULD I HAVE SKIPPED IT? GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD I WANNA KILL IT! RAAAAAAAWR! (shoots 64)

62. Smell Like A Ninja
Your scent will be darkness, smoke and- wait that wasn't smoke. Ehh- (faints)

61. Were Baggy Pants
And store spare bacon, cookies, cake, brownies, waffles, pancakes, fried chicken, turkey legs, pizza, hot wings, cheetoes, dorritoes, cheese, cupcakes, baloney, sub sandwitches, cheeseburgers, french fries, chicken nuggets, banana cream pie, pudding, jello, and cream cheese. Oh, some pudding got stuck in my undies... wait... that isn't pudding...

60. Eat Your Cupcake Like A Four-Year-Old
Frosting, cake bits, and sprinkles will be spreaded across your face in thick coats. Don't worry though. It's good for saving food for later.

59:Wear a Speedo,nothing else.
AH!THE AGONY OF MY EYES

58. Eat Sock Monkeys
YUMYUMYUM SOX!

56. Answer Every Question That The Answer Is A Person With "Chuck Norris"
Teacher: Who wrote the Delcaration of Independance?

You: Chuck Norris!

Teacher: No... um... who discovered America?

You: Chuck Norris!

Teacher: Wow.... who is Albert Einstien?

You: Chuck Norris!

Teacher: I give up.

55. Telling everbody you eat poop out of the toilet
You: I eat poop out of the toilet!

Guy: AHHH!!!! INSANE PERSON!

Cop: UR COMING WITH ME!!!

You: *Gets arrested*

54. Make No Sense
You: Your cookie's tomato xylophone smells like a piano, momma.

Person: I'M NOT YOUR MOTHER RANDOM PERSON!

53. Act Like You Don't Know Anything
Huh?

52. Make Super-Long Plans On How To Cause Awkward Moments
For example...
 * 1) Drop a giant bag of cookies at precisely 2:30 pm over an outdoor mall from an airplane that is going 200 mph. Make sure you are 700 feet up.
 * 2) Quickly land the plane and walk in the mall.
 * 3) At precisely 2:34, say: COOKIEZ ARE FALLING FROM THE SKY!
 * 4) If timed correctly, the cookie bag will land.
 * 5) The cookies would probably be crushed and melted, but fall to the ground and lick the floor with the chocolate.
 * 6) Let everyone stare at you with your dirty tounge and messy face.

51. Shout Phycotically
Look at the next way for example:

50. YA HALFWAY THERE!!!!!!!
Like that! Yeah....

49. YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!
Actually, I can. Why can I not?

48. You can, that was just an example of the next one.
What IS the next one?

47. Imitate Lord of the Rings Characters.
OOOOH! Well let's do that then! YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

46. Blame the Face.
For example:

Man: My wallet was stolen! Who would do that?

You: YA FACE!

Man: Really? I HATE MY FACE! (punches his face) Ouch... that hurt... (faints. then wakes up later) How did I faint? Did someone punch me?

You: YA FACE DID!

Man: Okay. (punches face again... and you can pretty much summary the rest of the story yourself)

45. Imitate Cows
Moo.

44. More Four, For Four isn't Bore
What I meant is: Rhyme stuff with the number four. For four isn't bore, because it's four, galore.

43. Do Something Complicated
Like singing about a water buffalo while chewing on beef jerkey and whispeing to a cookie and smelling like a donkey and thinking about peanut butter. After five minutes of that, it's FLASH MOB TIME! TIME TO BREAK DANCE IN THE SHOWER!

42. 42
The answer to EVERYTHING! Except pudding. Pudding is pretty self-explanatory.

41. Burp for 7 hours straight
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU *7 hours later* UUUURRRRP. Man, I drank too much coke.

40. Answer lots of question with "7".

 * Store closes*

Guard: Why are you still in here?

You: 7!

39. Cut blueberries into 20ths
Get a blueberry. Cut it like a pie 10 times so it will be in twentieths. Get someone to try to pick one of the pieces up. They can't.

38. Talk about old video games and ask random triva about them
Guy: Hi

You: Who do you play as in army men advance?

Guy: Wait what?

You: How many ruppees in OOT

Guy: I DON"T KNOW

You: How about how many-

Guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!