Shitpost (TV series)/Memeucation

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Narrator: Have you ever wondered what it might be like if you yanked a bunch of Cookies out of a mandatory school with an objective that involves intermediate-level meme learning, and one of them, with minimal knowledge of memes, somehow becomes a rep of the learning level? Well, yo-

Lime Cookie: Um. why the FUCK did we hire this guy?

Lynn: It was YOUR idea we'd hire John Sparkes!

Lime Cookie: REALLY? We hired the narrator for fucking Peppa Pig?

Luan: It was your idea!

Lime Cookie: No it wa- you know what? Forget it. Just start the episode.

(Rushed curtain drop, episode begins)

(Cuts to a clip of the outside of the Public Meme School of Intermediate Learning)

Teacher: Open your textbooks and study from pages 32 to 35.

Orange Cookie: Seriously?

Teacher: Yes, "seriously". Tonight, you will be asked to study the importance of memes, and the origin of the Protogent and De se Dab memes. I will also pass out some worksheets to go with what you'll be studying.

(Passes things out, cuts to Orange Cookie, Lime Cookie and Pink Choco Cookie talking)

Orange Cookie: I can't believe Mrs. S. is assigning us extra homework tonight!

Lime Cookie: This is probably because we had a day off because Vampire Cookie got drunk off grape juice and puked on his sister's science project yesterday.

Alchemist Cookie (from the back): For the record, I will never forgive him for that! And tell him I can't make grape juice with my alchemy equipment!

Orange Cookie: I will tell him that. Now, where were we?

Pink Choco Cookie: I don't get it! Why is it that if one student goes home sick or whatever, we all go?

Orange Cookie: The principal says it is "unfair" if only one student goes home and the others stay, then turns around and says that female students can't be the goalies during soccer tournaments.

Lime Cookie: Wait that's an actual rule?

Pink Choco Cookie: Yeah!

(Bell rings)

Teacher: You are dismissed.

(The Cookies get out of school, only to see Demencia waiting for them, dressed in a cheap astronaut costume)

Demencia: Come, children!

Cinnamon Cookie: Okay, what is Demencia doing here and why is she dressed as an astronaut?

Cherry Blossom Cookie: (shrugs) This isn't like her.

(The Cookies all get in the car and drive away)

5 MINUTES LATER

Demencia: Now, let's make one thing perfectly clear. The reason why I set up a makeshift school in the garage, and called you all here, is because I believe my knowledge of memes is better than the schlock your school is teaching you.

Lemon Cookie: We were asked to study the origins of the Nick India Dab and Protogent memes, even though we already did last month. Our teacher said we'd be studying something else, but we're still learning the same stuff.

Alchemist Cookie: Yeah. Mrs. S. always makes promises she can't keep.

Demencia: That's all I need to know. Let's begin our first official meme class with some history. For the record, you're only being taught the expert memer's version of history. (pulls down a scrollboard with a Ragefaic comic) 2008 brought us the Ragefaic comics, a household name originating on Reddit of all things, which overstayed its welcome. Sooner on, you will later on disregard this meme as an existing thing in the meme world, as you're not a bunch of pale 9-year-old boys who take Minecraft too seriously anymore.

Mint Choco Cookie: Pale 9-year-old boys have moved on past Minecraft in recent memory. I heard they're all about Overwatch and screaming racial slurs on the playground if one other classmate steals their Beyblades.

Demencia: ...Right. (pulls down a scrollboard with Biggie Cheese on it) Onward, in addition to the cinematic masterpiece, Barnyard, 2006 brought us Biggie Cheese, a rapping, talking anthro mouse who sings the song, Mr. Boombastic. But despite all odds, this wiki stayed around for longer than anyone expected, right before falling into the obscurity hole a week later.

(Demencia sips tea while holding her finger up, then pulls down a scrollboard with a scene from The Nutshack on it)

Demencia: 2007 brought us The Nutshack, a raunchy American-Filipino comedy about two cousins infamously remembered for the excessive raunchiness present in the show during its run. This meme is sadly dead, and seriously, I wish it could still be alive and relevant forever.

Coffee Cookie: Despite that it is dead in the ground, is Dickman still the man?

Demencia: Hell yes. I will talk about four more memes, then class will be over for the day. (pulls down scrollboard with the last four memes being talked about) Anyway, 2016 brought us the meme goldmine known as Pokemon Sun and Moon. One meme in particular, arguably the most popular, was Nebby Get In The Bag. No, Nebby would not get in the bag. 2016 also brought us We Are Number One, a musical number from LazyTown sung by Robbie Rotten, who was played by Stefan Karl, who has recently beat cancer this year. 2016 also brought us Pen Pineapple Apple Pen, a song about a Japanese man talking about fruit and pens being smashed together. And finally, 2017 brought is Motu Potlu, an Indian show about two men, and that's about it. My Hindi isn't that good. (smashes bell) You are now dismissed.