Krusty Burger

If you live in springfield, then you might wonder Where's McDonald's?

Well

It's there but it's called......

KRUSTY BURGER
It has the Best Burgers in the WORLD

If you eat those you might GO TO KRUSTY BURGER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!
 * Get endless Diarrhea
 * Get the Really Sucky Virus on your Computer
 * Want to watch Porn
 * Want to watch Marvin Marvin
 * Want to Obey Gaben
 * AND MUCH MORE