Epic Meap Chronicles: Two Times the Meap (Remastered)

Part 1: Aunt Steve's house
Meap:I better go see Aunt Steve..she knows everything...EVERYTHANG!

(flies down to Aunt Steve's house)

Meap:(jumps out of rocket)...Aunt Steve!

(knocks on door)

Aunt Steve:Who is it?

Meap:Meap!

Aunt Steve:(opens door) Oh Hello Meap! Here I made some lemondade.

Meap:I just need information about Klasky Csupso.

Aunt Steve:Klasky Csupso! (shuts door) Don't talk about Klasky Csupso infornt of people.

Meap:Why..?

Aunt Steve:He ate pants....

Meap:And I seriously thought you were wise.......

(walks out door)

Part 2:Danville Morning
Phineas:(yawns) Good morning Ferb.

Ferb:(waves to Phineas)

Phineas:So Ferb whadd'a you wanna do today?

Ferb:(shrugs sholderers)

Phineas:We could build a roller coa-

Ferb:Done it!

Phineas:Yeah....We could race chari-

Ferb:Seen it.

Phineas:We could-We Could....hey where's Perry?

Ferb:(pulls out O.W.A.C.A magazine)

Phineas:Oh yeah..he's a secret agent..and the hole reason we knows that is because our epic adventure with Meap....That's it I know what where gonna do today...

(In the backyard)

Isabella:Hi Phineas!

Phineas:Hi Isabella.

Isabella:Whatch'a doin'?

Phineas:A teleporter...its not on our goals.

Isabella:Speaking of goals painting a continuare?

Phineas:Ferb take a note of that! We'll do it when we come back!

(Candace and Stacy walk into the backyard.

Candace:Uh..what's going on?

Stacy:Candace please leave me out of this....

(Phineas,Ferb and Isabella come into the teleporter)

Candace:Wait no! Okay i'm coming too!

(Walks into teleporter)

Stacy:Okay bye...(Candace grabs Stacy)

Candace:And your coming too!

(Candace takes Stacy into the teleporter)

Phineas:Lets go!

(warps to aunt steve's house)

Part 3:The Magical Donut
Plankton:It took me 3 weeks but it was worth it...(walks up to the last stair of the tower)

Mitch:Meap! Meap! Meap!

Plankton:(Shudders) That's creepy!

Mitch:Meap! Meap! Meap!

Plankton:Wait a minute where's the donut.

Mitch:Meap! Meap!

Plankton:And why is there an alien with its hands and legs tied up saying the world "Meap"?

Mitch:Meeaaaappp!!

Plankton:(pushes Mitch off the castle roof)

Mitch:Meeeaaaappp!! (falls into a monster's mouth)

Plankton:Aaah..I'm goin' home (walks home)

Part 4:Reunition
(The gang teleports to Aunt Steve's house)

Meap:Phineas? Ferb?

Phineas:Hi Meap!

Aunt Steve:Its Marty the rabit boy and his musical blender!

Phineas:No,I'm Phineas and this is my brother Ferb.

Meap:Guys I have some bad news.

Phineas:What is it?

Meap:A guy named Klasky Csupso is eating people's pants,we need to gather up the old gang if were gonna attack.

Stacy:Wow...I real adventure?

(Meap gets in ship)

Meap:Hop in everyone! (takes off mosutash)

(everyone gets in Meap's ship)

Aunt Steve:Can I come?

Meap:There's only like 4 seats...

Aunt Steve:Oh...

(flies into deep space)

Phineas:But we have more than 90 seats in this ship.

Meap:(puts it back on) If you knew Aunt Steve,you'd understand (takes it off)

Part 5:The Heffley House
(In space somewhere)

Phineas:Are we there yet?

Meap:Meap...

Phineas:How about now?

Meap:Meaapp.......

Stacy:This is exciting

Phineas:Uh oh...look at that planet...

(Meap lands in the planet)

Susan:Your father and I are going to pick up some groceries...

Frank:And Rodrick..don't have anyone over...

(walks out door)

Rodrick:(sends a text message to all his friends) "Party at my place again"

Greg:Your throwing another party,remember last time you locked me in the basemet and It looked like a twister hit when I woke up...

Rodrick:Well we don't get in trouble this time...because your being my clean up guy,all my friends get to pelt you with whatever they can find.

Greg:Well that doesn't seem fair...(walks out door) I'm going up to Rowley's....

Phineas:Hey kid!

Greg:Me?

Phineas:Yeah...

Greg:Something wrong?

Phineas:Do you know anything about Klasky Csuspo?

Greg:Who?

Phineas:He doesn't know anything...

Greg:(walks to Rowley's house)

Phineas:Wait!

Greg:Yeah....

Phineas:Do you play any video games?

Greg:Is that a trick question? Of course!

Phineas:Wanna go on an adventure with us?

Greg:Sure..everytime my parents say their going to the store,their really just staying at a hotel with my little brother Manny,but my grandpa is stuck in traffic.

Phineas:Intresting story...

Greg:Can I bring friends?

Phineas:Sure!

Greg:(puts hand out) Gregory Heffley...

Phineas:Phineas Flynn (shakes Greg's hand)

(Greg gets in the ship and Meap flies over to Rowley's house)

Greg:Thanks Meap!

Meap:(gives Greg the thumbs up)

Fregley:Hey Greg Heffley wanna see my secret frec-

Greg:No!

(knocks on Rowley's door)

Mr.Jefferson:Hello? Oh its you Greg.

Greg:I wanted to see Rowley.

Rowley:Hey Greg.

Greg:Wanna go on an adventure?

Rowley:Sure!

(Greg and Rowley run into Meap's ship)

Part 5:Bikini Bottom
(flies down to Bikini Bottom)

Phineas:(runs out ship) Spongebob!

Stacy:What's wrong?

Phineas:I can't find Spongebob?

(Runs to conch street)

Phineas:Maybe one of these neighbors now where to find Spongebob.

(Knocks on rock)

Patrick:(rock opens) Hello?

Phineas:Patrick?

Patrick:Hi Phineas.

Phineas:You must know where Spongebob lives right?

Patrick:He lives uh...uh...uh..I don't know....

Phineas:(stomach rumbles) Uh..So hungry...

Patrick:Maybe you can get a krabby patty!

Phineas:What's that?

Patrick:I'll show you (runs to the krusty krab)

Meap:Meap! (runs to the krusty krab)

Greg:Lets follow them....

(runs to the krusty krab)

Part 6:The Krusty Krab
(The gang runs into the krusty krab)

Spongebob:Order up!

Phineas:I know that voice from anywhere.

(Runs into the kitchen)

Squidward:Not so fast! This door is for employes only!

Phineas:Oops I forgot.

Candace:Don't worry Phineas,(grabs Squidward by the shirt) Listen here! My friends and I are going into the kitchen and you can not tell us if we can't or not.

Squidward:Uh..Uh..Yes...

(walks into kitchen)

Spongebob:Guys?

Phineas:Hi Spongebob.

Patrick:Yeah hi...

Meap:Meap!

Spongebob:Hi guys so nice to see you...and who's these two?

Greg:I'm Greg and this is my best friend Rowley.

Rowley:Hi.

Phineas:Okay but we need you to come with us to defeat a guy named Klasky Csupso.

Spongebob:Sorry but i'm working.

(Meap grabs Spongebob)

Part 7:Mcdonalds
Rowley:Aww man...

Greg:What is it Rowley...

Rowley:They stopped selling Joshie actions figures at Mcdonalds.

Greg:0_0.....

Lady:Welcome to Mcdnoals how may I take your order?

Phineas:A life supply of everything off the menu.

Lady:Okay.

Stacy:So far this adventure has rocked...

Phineas:(eats cheeseburger) ..........

Meap:Meap!

Part 8:Green Hill Zone
(flies down to green hill zone)

Sonic:Guys?

Tails:Yeah?

Sonic:Whadd'u you wanna do today?

Knuckles:There's not much to do.

Tails:Everyday its the same old thing...fight eggman,save animals,fight Metal Sonic...alone...

Sonic:You do know I do all the work.

Meap:Meap!

Sonic:Hey! I know that noice from anywhere (walks over)

Phineas:Hi!

Sonic:Spongebob,Sonic,Meap,Ferb,Phineas and the rest!

Knuckles:What a miracle.

Tails:Yeah....

Knuckles:Take me away from Amy,she's nuts

Amy:Can I come?

Phineas:Sure.

(Sonic,Knuckles,Tails and Amy get in the ship)

Part 9:Mushroom kingdom
Sonic:Wow where in the mushroom kingdom....

Mario:(knocks on door) Peaaaacchhh!

Sonic:Mario....?

(Opens door)

Mario:Peaacchhh!

Knuckles:(sarcastic) Yay it me Peach,how about a hug.....

Mario:Aaaah! Knuckles? Wha-What are you doing here-wait do you have any Spagetti.

Knuckles:Spagetti! (punches Mario)

Mario:Mama-Mia! (passes out on the ground)

(Everyone walks up the stairs)

Sonic:Wow the Mushroom Kingdom is so cool.

Peach:Aaaah!

Phineas:That sounds like Peach!

Candace:Are you death? It sounds more like potatoes singing "There's a platypus controlling me".

Phineas:O-Kay.

Isabella:We better go up to the stairs to safe Peach.

Peach:Aaaah!

(the gang runs up stairs)

Sonic:Hey Peach what's the matter?

Peach:What are you doing here? Were indangered!

Sonic:By what?

Peach:A dragon's in the kingdom.

Tails:I haven't been this scared since I wet Sonic's bed...with him sleeping on it.

Sonic:You wet my bed?

Tails:Well heh heh...

Knuckles:You idiot you never wet people's bed (picks up Tails)

Tails:No need to get carried away.

(Knuckles throws Tails out the window)

Tails:Aaaaahhh! (falls down on ground) I hope I become a big boy soon and ow....

Dragon:(flies over to Meap)

Meap:Meeaaappp!!!

(Dragon blows a big fire ball and charges it up to Meap)

Phineas:Meapp!

(Bowser ties Phineas and the rest of the gang up in rope)

Phineas:Oh no!

Stacy:The knots pretty tight! Thanks for draging me into this Candace.

Candace:Your welcome.

Stacy:I wasn't serious...

Dragon:(Finally charges the fire at Meap)

Meap:Aaaaahhh! (closes eyes)

(A Mysterious Girl with a long black coat charges up and puts out a sheild near the fire)

Dragon:(stops breathing fire)

Meap:(Gasp) Meaaap.....

Mysterious Girl:Hmmm.....

Spongebob:Who is the guy?

Phineas:I don't no but he just saved Meap's Life.

Meap:(puts on moustashe) Gee...Thanks for Saving my life..(takes off moustashe)

Mysterious Girl:(runs up to the tower of the mushroom kingdom)

Greg:What's wrong with that guy?

Patrick:I don't know but he sure is strong.

Part 10:The Mysterious Girl
(everyone walks up to the tower just like the mysterious girl)

Phineas:Dude you saved Meap's Life,thank you.

Bowser:(comes up to tower) You think you can win like that?

Ferb:Yes......

(one minute quite silence)

Bowser:Anyway...I'm going to destory you guys.

Phineas:Okay Bowser lets fight.

Mysterious Girl:(shakes head yes)....

Meap:Meap!

Bowser:Come get some!

Meap:(runs up to Bowser)

Bowser:(eats Meap)

Candace:(takes off one shoe) Take this (throws shoe at Bowser)

Bowser:Stupid Shoe! (throws the shoe off the tower)

Candace:Hey my shoe.

Mysterious Girl:(Punches Bowser in the stomach)

Bowser:Yowww!! (spits out Meap)

Meap:(spits out Bowser Junior)

(everyone looks at Bowser)

Bowser:Uh..I can explain..

Mysterious Girl:(Jumps up to Bowser)

Bowser:Take this little boy! (Throws the Mysterious Girl off the giant tower)

Spongebob:Uh Oh!

(everybody runs donw to the bottom of the castle and out the front door and runs outside.

Meap:(puts on moustashe) Sir..?

Phineas:Sir...?

Meap:he looks hurt.

Tails:(injured) he looks hurt? Look at me.

Bill Cosby:Eat potatoes,sweet,sweet,sweet,sweet potatoes,yeah sweet potatoe pie,yeah yeah yeah.

Meap and Billy Cosby:Potatoes,Sweet Sweeet,Sweet,Sweet Potatoes,Sweet Potato Pie,Yeah,yeah,yeah

Meap:Now lets check on the poor guy...

Phineas:Okay on the count of three we'll remove his jacket.

Meap:1.

Phineas:2

Spongebob:3!

(removes The Mysterious Person's Jacket)

Meap:(Gasp) A girl?

Meapette:Uh..my head...(gasp) Its you guys..(looks at watch) What do you know its time to go (gets in space ship and flies away)

Part 11:Making the escape
Phineas:What was that all about?

Ferb:(taps Phineas on the sholder)

Phineas:Your right lets worry a little bit more about Bowser.

(Everyone goes back to the tower)

Bowser:So you want to fight me?

Hannah Montanna:Yes,yes I do...

Bowser:I eat people like you for breakfast.

(eats Hannah Motanna)

Phineas:Run for your lives!

(everybody runs into the ship)

Phineas:Meap! Hurry and turn the ship on!

Meap:(turns on the ship)

Bowser:(charges up to the ship) I'm gonna eat you!

Phineas:Meap! Hurry!

Bowser:I'm getting closer! (still running)

Phineas:Hurry up Meap!

Bowser:Almost there!

Phineas:Oh no Meap!

Tails:Ugg...man Knuckles sure can hurt somebody (gets up)

Bowser:Come and get it (picks up the ship)

Phineas:Were too late!

(Bowser throws the ship down a cliff)

Tails:Oh no! (jumps off cliff)

(Tails grabs the ship's wing)

Tails:Ugg...

Everyone:Tails! Tails! Tails!

(Tails puts it onto the mushroom kingdom)

Phineas:Lets go!

Sonic:What about Peach and Mario.

Luigi:Aaaah! (jumps into the ship) Hey guys long time no see.

Soinc:Wow Luigi that jump was huge.

Luigi:Oh yeah and I brought Mario and Peach.

Meap:Meap.

(flies into space)

Part 12:Danville
Lawrance:Okay are you ready to go on our vacation.

Linda:Yeah let me go get the kids.

(walks upstairs)

Linda:Phineas? Ferb..hmm the boys and Candace must have went to the mall.

Lawrance:You mean we need to cancel?

Linda:Aww what the heck.(runs into the car and drives away)

(ship flies into Phineas and Ferb's backyard)

Phineas:Why are we back home?

Meap:(points to the battery)

Phineas:Oh..our old battery is dead.

Buford:Oh there you guys are,Nerdy Mcwedgie pants tried to build a roller coaster because you guys were gone.

Baljeet:It was still good.

Phineas:Do you still have that big battery?

Baljeet:Yeah,why?

Phineas:I need it.

(Baljeet gives Phineas the battery)

Phineas:Thanks.Sonic can you put this inside the tank?

Sonic:Sure.

Phineas:Lets go see Perry,while were waiting.

Ferb:Okay.

Tails:I'm afraid we don't have the time,we need to keep going.

Part 13:Finn and Jakes House
(Meap opens the tree house)

Meap:Meap?

Meapette:Oh its you again....

Meap:Meap!

Phineas:What are you doing in this house anyway?

Meapette:Why do you want to know?

(door opens)

Finn:What the flip! Who are all you guys and what are you doing in my house?

Jake:I told you we'd get robbed if we didn't put a lock on the door.

Phineas:Oh were sorry..we should have asked first.

Jake:Oh yeah Finn you dropped this lock of PB's hair so i'll put it with your Princess Bubble Gum Shrine.

Finn:Jake!

Boy:Extra! Extra! Get your news paper!

Mario:Is there a spagetti recipe in there?

Boy:Yup.

Mario:Cool...Gimme 2!

(snatches news papers)

Mario:Now get out.

(Kicks the boy in the butt out the door and slams the door shut)

Mario:Okay "Get a bowl of noodles together and-"

(Finn statches the newspaper out of Mario's hand)

Finn:Let me see that,(skims through the news paper) "Princess Bubble Gum was captured by the Ice King"

Mario:Who's Princess Bu-

Finn:We need to save her!

(Everybody except Meap and Phineas run out the door)

Meap:(puts on moustashe) Hey wanna come with us?

Meapette:Okay I'll go.Just don't expect me to be all rainbows this and unicorns that..

Meap:Okay.

Meapette:I'm Meapette.

Meap:My name is Meap.

(they shake hands)

Part 13:Candy Kingdom
(Meap lands the ship down inside the kingdom)

Finn:Thanks for the ride...

(portal opens up)

Phineas:A portal to somewhere in Danville.

(Perry and Doofensmirtz walk out of the portal)

Phineas:Oh there you are Perry.

Doofensmirtz:Wow i'm in the Candy Kingdom,now i'm going to steal all the candy,catch me if you can Perry the Platypus (runs all the way up the stairs)

Finn:Where's Princess Bubble Gum?

Perry:(shrugs sholders)

Patrick:Lets keep looking.

Guard:Wait your not on the list.

Finn:What list?

Guard:Ever since Princess Bubblegum was kidnapped,nobody was allowed in the kingdom.

Phineas:I got an idea.

(the gang huddles up)

Guard:I'm standing right here ya know....

Phineas:Okay any other ideas?

Finn:Don't worry Princess Bubblegum I'll save you!

Spongebob:How?

Tails:Wait! My Tails! They can fly! (starts flying)

Finn:Okay Tails,go in and find Princess Bubblegum.

Tails:Got it. (Flies up to the top)

Ice King:Huh who are you?

Tails:I'm Tai-

(throws a rock at Tails)

Tails:Aaah! (starts falling)

Sonic:Oh no Tails is falling.

Mario:We need to catch him!

Knuckles:How?

Tails:Aaah!! (still falling)

Sonic:Okay I got it,here's a blanket that Tails will fall on and-

Tails:(Falls on the ground)

Sonic:Oops....

Tails:I was almost ki-Wait a minute! There was a blue fat guy up there!

Finn:Ice King....

Ice King:Yes me Ice King and I-(falls off the castle) Aaaah!

Knuckles:TBS stands for bacon......

Soinc:I know.

Part 14:The Park
(Meap flies down to the park)

Finn:I feel bad about Princess Bubble Gum

Phineas:Look guys were in the park.

Jake:Park?

(everybody runs to the park)

Phineas:Okay guys get ready.

Mario:Can we have a delicious spagetti lunch first?

(everyone stares at Mario)

Mario:(makes Trollface)

(door opens)

Benson:Hello?

(everyone gives Benson the Epic Face)

Benson:Oh you guys..

Knuckles:Yeah us......

Benson:Mordecai! Rigby! Your friends are here!

Mordecai:Benson...how many times do I have to tell you...Rigby is my friend.

Rigby:And Mordecai is my friend......sometimes....

(Mordecai punches Rigby)

Mordecai:Take it back!

Spongebob:Guys were your friends.

Mordecai:Oh hey guys...

(Ground starts shaking)

Spongebob:What was that?

Candace:The In-regular thing of course...

Tails:Lets get outta here D:

(everyone runs)

Finn:Aaaah!

(Monster comes out of ground)

Benson:What happen!!!

Mordecai:I don't know..all we did was eat 500 cherry popsicles.

Skips:You fools! You can't eat 500 cherry popsicles in a day or else a monster will destroy us all...

Patrck:I know what to do...but first I need some mayonaise..

Mario:All we have is mashed potatoes...

Patrick:Works for me (eats mashed potatoes)

Sonic:So how does that help out problem..

Patrick:It doesn't I'm hungry.

Knuckles:(snatches the jar and throws it at the monster)

(The monster goes back inside the ground)

Benson:Alright you idiots! I don't know why you were eating cherry popsicles instead of working but you better clean up this mess or your fired!!!!

Meap:Meap!

Meapette:He's trying to say we don't have much time we need to leave.

Benson:Why?

Meapette:Were going to stop Klasky Cpuso.

Phineas:Mordecai? Rigby? Please join us..

Mordecai:Fine..I'm in >:)

Rigby:Me too >:)

Skips:You'll need my help...

Pops:Mine to..

Benson: *Sigh* Fine..I'll come..

Mordecai & Rigby:Yea-Uh....

Benson:But if you idiots get but one scratch on me I'm going to fire you!!!!!!!!!

Phineas:Come on give them a break...

Mordecai:Where's the Ship?

Candace:There it is.

(Everyone runs into the ship)

Stacy:I like going on adventures.

Muscle Man:You know who else likes adventures? My mom! (jumps in ship)

(Meap flies the ship into space)

Part 15:Destiny Islands
(Meap's ship lands down)

Phineas:This place is rather boring...

Candace:How could you say that? The tropics all I could ask for..I'm gonna go work on my tan (runs away)

Greg:This place is cool.

Phineas:(looks up at the tree's) I heard about one of these..its a papou fruit,if you share one with someone you like than you'll be together forever with them.

Isabella:(eats half of papou fruit) Phineas I saved you some fruit..

Phineas:Why is it half eaten?

Isabella:Uh..the other side had germs so I cut it with a knife...

Phineas:Okay..

Finn:This place is too weird for me..I wanna see some action!

Sora:Hello?

Finn:Oh hey.

Sora:Who are you?

Finn:I'm Finn and this is Jake.

Jake:Sup...

Sora:Well my names Sora.

Riku:And I'm Riku >:)

Jake:Hi Riku..

Kairi:And I'm Kairi.

Mordecai:Oh god so many people!!!

Jake:Don't mind him he's crazy.

Kairi:I can see that...

Phineas:So Sora,what are you guys doing?

Sora:Kairi,Riku and Me are building a raft so we can go to other worlds.

Phineas:You know we have a ship that can take you..

Sora:Cool can we tag along once your done...doing whatever it is that your doing..?

Phineas:Sorry but this ship is for an important mission.

Sora:What important mission.

Greg:This evil guy named Klasky Csupso is eating people's pants.

Sora:Is this just an excuse because you don't want me and my friends to come to other worlds?

Phineas:No..I cross my heart..

Meap:Meap!

Kairi:Aww...who's that little guy...

Mario:I'm Mario..

Luigi:And I'm Luigi..

Mario:She wasn't talking to you boozo..

Kairi:I was talking about him (points at Meap)

Meap:Meap!

Phineas:He's an alien from a different planet...he's the hero here and he wants to take down Klasky...

Patrick:Yeah..and were helping..

Kairi:Can we come..please we promise we'll be hero's too...

Phineas:Sure you can come with us right now as soon as we-

(Thunder starts to come)

Sora:Oh no..a storm!

Riku:Okay Sora! Riku! We gotta get back home!

Sora:Really?

Phineas:What's going on!

Riku:The door has opened for us..we can finally escape...

(A darkness portal opens up)

Riku:Sora! Kairi! Lets go! (Riku runs into dark portal)

Kairi:Riku! Wait up! Come on Sora! (runs into dark portal)

Sora:Kairi not you too! (runs to dark poral)

(Phineas holds Sora back)

Phineas:Sora no!

Sora:But what about my friends!

Phineas:Sorry but we can't lose you too.

Mordecai:Yeah dude..we need you in the new Kingdom Hearts games.

Sora:But-

Meap:Meaaappp!!! (screaming)

(Darkside falls to the ground)

Finn:What the flip is that!!??!!

Sora:I don't know... (Keyblade pops in hand)

Meapette:Its not save here!

(Everyone gets inside ship)

Phineas:Sora! Are you coming!

Sora:Not without Riku and Kairi!

Meapette:Okay...

(The ship flies into space)

Sora:They really left me?

(Ship flies back down to the planet)

Meapette:Okay get in..

(Sora gets in ship)

Sora:Okay..

Sonic:We saved you a hamburger..

(flies into space)