User blog:Roads/What's "RR" Stand For? (It's Not Railroad, if That's What You're Thinking!)

(Roads): RANDOM ROADS! I'm not the real random kind of guy, but when I come here, (or there,) all that meaningless-ness that built up just explodes! I'm holding it in right now to write this in a sense-making way.

(Worker): Uh, bawth, da gauge is getting higha.

(Roads): You're lying! I'm great at fighting that!

(Other Worker, in German accent): Ya, but se pressure is buildink up! In a few meeneets, you'll explote!

(Roads): Quit it! Anyway, how do you like my Random Works? There's the How-To, and HOLR. You like?

(Worker): BAWTH! I'M THEWIUTH! IT'LL BWOW UP!

(German Worker): YA! VEER LEEVINK VHILE VE STEEL CAN!

(Roads): Oh, yeah? Well, you're fired!

(Both Workers): You can't! WE QUIT!

(Roads): Ha ha ha. Can you believe those traitors, lying like tha...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!

(Roads): FORK TOILET AFTERNOON 42 BLAH COOKIE FSGSDFGSDFGSDFGSDFGSDFGSDFGS!!!!!!...

(Narrator): That is why we have gauges to check! Roads doesn't think so. Do you?

(Roads): ...GUY PIG BOAT DOOFUS SNOWMAN DOUBLE BRIDGE HAIR TAPE FGSDFGSDFGSDFGSDFGGFDSDFGSDFGDFGSDGSDF!!!!!...

(Narrator): The end.

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