The Bunker/Episodes/Episode 57: The Walrus Episode

Episode 56 of The Bunker, yada yada yada, let's get started!

Pinkie is outside The Bunker.

Pinkie Pie: Ah, there's nothing like a fresh breath of radioactive waste in the morning! Okay, time to go make more balloons!

Just then, seven walruses show up.

Pinkie Pie: What the? How did these walruses get here? Aw, they're so adorable! I should adopt them! But what to name them? Oh, I know! I'll name them after the seven sages in Ocarina of Time! Okay, so you're, um, Princess Pluto, and you're, um, Saharah, and you're, um, Melba, and you're um, Raurururururururururururururururururururururururururururu(6 and a half hours later)rururururururururururu, and you're, um, Palon, and you're, um, Kevin I and Kevin II. HOORAY FOR WALRUSES! WE'RE GOING TO HAVE SO MUCH FUN!

Pinkie leads the walruses into The Bunker.

Pinkie Pie: Hey, Rainbow Dash, look at these walruses!

Rainbow Dash: Uh, Pinkie, why did you bring walruses in here?

Pinkie Pie: Because they're AWESOME! I named them after the seven sages of Ocarina of Time! Like, this is Palon!

Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, Malon wasn't a sage.

Pinkie Pie: Duh! Of course Malon wasn't. Because there is no one named Malon! Palon is that ranch girl.

Rainbow Dash: Why don't you ask CCs and Cream?

Pinkie Pie: Okay, I will! Walruses, stay here.

The walruses scatter as Pinkie leaves.

Princess Pluto goes up to the bath and breaks through the door with her tusks. Gaepora is inside taking a bath.

Princess Pluto: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Gaepora doesn't hear or see Pluto. He's singing.

Gaepora: O, youth, guided by the Goddess Sword, shed light upon Ikana or something, la la la, I like potatoes, curse Fredthefish, who wrote this episode, to be too lazy to look up the lyrics for the Ballad of the Goddess, la la la, Link will never know how I sing all the time when I'm alone, ha ha ha!

Princess Pluto loses her mind at the sight of Gaepora in the shower and goes on a rampage.