Random-ness Wiki Van Status 3: The Epic Ending

Last time on Random-ness Wiki Van Status...

CCs and Cream: Glad that I survived that Ganon attack. So... I'm gonna find the first Random-ness Wiki Van and stop Armageddon from happening.

* flies off from his loftwing*

CCs and Cream: Hmm...

* sees the van*

THERE!!!

* flies into the van*

First Battle Stuff
* loftwing lands and CCs boards off*

CCs and Cream: So...

The Real Random-ness Wiki Van: |:/

* turns into Link (well on this page, he IS the Link of the group right>) and whips out the Master Sword and pulls out the Hylian Shield*

(and cue boss battle music)

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE MASTER: THE RANDOM-NESS WIKI VAN

Link: TZEYAH!!! HEY HHEEEEEEEYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Real Random-ness Wiki Van: *facepalm*

A few useless moments later...
CCs and Cream: So where's the next Denny's?

The Van: Just three miles from here!

CCs and Cream: Alright!

So apparently, CCs and Cream as Link got the van much more nicer now and he made sure he got nicer and not just lying.

CCs and Cream: Yummy yummy diner food here I come! So favorite characters and alternate selves, we're almost there!

Everyone in the van: YAY! YES! ALRIGHT! AWESOME! FOOD!!!

* at Denny's*

CCs and Cream: *nom nom nom* Yumz. *looks at a TV and sees something strange*

News reporter: It seems that Armageddon is about to strike in a few hours. Let's talk to him for a little while. *to Armageddon* So...watcha doin'?

Armageddon: Well, I'm about to end the world in a few hours. How 'bout you?

News reporter: Well, in a few hours, I have to make dinner for my family.

Armageddon: Oh. Good, good.

News reporter: So the best thing for you to do now is to be prepared to die! Back to you Tom!

Tom: Well in other news...

* back to CCs and Cream*

CCs and Cream: (Dang.....I hope the others are alright...)

The Others
TAG: So....For the 3rd time.......What Now?

Faves:Well,looking up(and breaking the fourth wall),were practically screwed.

4th Wall:*Break!*SWEAR WORD!

Faves:Uh..ok.

Nick:But theres a way!

Faves:0_0 where'd YOU come from?

MOCHLUM: DINNER!

Nick:Your imagination.The van brought me to life.

The Van:YOUR WELCOME!

Faves:Uh...thanks.But,anyways,how will we safe the earth again?

Nick:By using the power of the Random-blade.

Faves:So,where can we find this "Random-blade"?

Nick:Buried deep in Lost City.

Faves:(Facepalm)Do'h!

The Van:I know where lost city!But where the random-blade is buried,beats the heck out of me.

Faves:THEN LETS GO!

Tog:Uh,dont you think this isnt very SAFE?

Faves:Safety?Since when did we give a crap about safety?Mochlum married a FRIGGING COCONUT!

Tha Van:Were going!Next stop:Lost City!

Tog:Oh...

Mochlum: YESH I DID AND I AM PROUD!

On The Way To Lost City
Faves:Well,we only have several hours left.USE FULL SPEED,VAN!

The Van:Ok!FULL STEAM AHEAD!

Faves:Dont you mean full SPEED ahead?

The Van:No,the metal I was made out of is recuycled train parts.So,i'm kinda used to it,by force.

Faves:Weird.But anyways...how's everyone doing so far?

Nick:Im fine!

Tog:Ive got a sick feeling on my stomache.

Faves:Cause were flying?

Tog:That,too.(Pukes out the window)

Faves:Ew.How's everyone else doing?

Gumball: Can't wait till MW3

Darwin: Gumball! How can you play such violent Video Games?!

Gumball: Oh cummon Darwin. You expect me to play Zelda and Mario for the rest of my life?

(Everyone lookes at Gumball silently)

Nick: I have to use the little ladies...er gentlemans room.

Faves: KK

Kh2cool:Fried Chicken! Hey! Nugget in a biscut on me!

(Nick leaves and enters the bathroom portal. Morphs into Mystiqe)

Mystiqe: *Opens I-Pod* There on the move

Voice: Excelent!

Mochlum: YESH! I CAN NOW- (faints for some reason)

Meanwhile with Mochlum...
Mochlum: (wakes up on Mars) Where am I?

Abraham Lincoln: Your in your limbo while your mortal body is fainted.

Mochlum: HOLY POOP!

Larry the Cucumber: How will we get outta here?

Mochlum: Well, I'm a spirit, so (floats to Earth) I'm back with da guys! :::DDD

Still on the way
TAG: Who wants to play Ocarina of Time?

CCs and Cream: Nah, I feel like playing Skyward Sword instead... or maybe some Mario Kart 7.

Pizzaburger1: But alternate-self, those games didn't come out yet as I was typing this.

CCs and Cream: Yes, yes, I know. But when somebody reads this page after November 18/20/23/24/whatever or December 1/2/3/4/whatever, those games already came out.

4th Wall: *cracks* PLEASE STOP!!!

CCs and Cream: ..........No.

Pizzaburger1: *GASP* You said no...like a BOSS.

Mochlum's Spirit: Hey guys I escaped the limbo but I am still a spirit! What should I do???

TAG:Ok, I know were random and everything, but maybe were too random. Oh no, I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE!!!!!!

Mochlum's Spirit: You should go on a spiritual journey through the limbo like I just did! Somebody knock him out!

Larry the Cucumber: Okay. (tries to maul TAG)

Mochlum's Spirit: Don't maul him!

Larry the Cucumber: TO BAD! IM BAD NOW! BWAHAHAHHAHA!

Mochlum's Spirit: Crap, we're gonna die!

Kh2cool:Fried Chicken!

Bill:Kh remember (shows ripped page of book)

Kh2cool:Okay uh..."If you say Fried Chicken one last time you will get an evil half" Oops I said Fried Chicken.

Bill:(sarcastic) Ooops

Kh2cool:Bill your evil?

Bill:No....Kidding Yes!

Kh2cool:Oh no i'm changing (evil Kh2cool comes out Kh2cool)

KhX2:Heh Heh Heh

Kh2cool:Fried Chicken!

(During the Battle)

Pheonix (Jean Grey): Do not be alarmed

TAG (Half Dead): WTF are u doin here?

Pheonix: to guild you to the Random-Blades

TAG: Blade...s. Like more then one?

Pheonix: Yes

The extream battle
KhX2:You wanna dance lets dance them.....

Kh2cool:(dances) Hit me with your best shot! Fire Awa- (KhX2 slaps Kh2cool) Owww!

Mochlum's Spirit: Uh oh! SPIRITS CAN'T SEE EVIL PEOPLE WITHOUT TURNING TO EVIL SPIRITS!

Evil Spirit: RARARARAR!

Kh2cool:(summons keybalde) Let dance!

KhX2:(Charges up to Kh2cool) Hi-ya!

Kh2cool:(Waves) Hi (Air punches) Yah! Puss,Marty gimme a hand!

Puss:I got this (Makes cute face)

Mochlum: Hey guys BUT WA! WHOS DAT? ITS MY EVIL SPIRIT TWIN! BALQHJEK! (kills spirit) AND KH2COOL! YOU LOOK SO MEAN!

KhX2:Awwwww.....

Puss:(attacks KHX2's face) Hi-Ya!

Kh2cool:Yah!

KHX2:(Charges up to Phineas and grabs him by the shirt)

Phineas:Help! Help! Help! Help!

(KHX2 throws Phineas off cliff)

Phineas:Help!!! (falls off cliff)

Kh2cool:Phineas! I'm really gonna regret this but (falls off cliff)

Phineas:Aaaah! Kh2!

Kh2cool:Phineas give me your hand!

(Phineas gives me his hand)

Phineas:Now what?

Kh2cool:(throws Phineas up and climbs up himself)

Meanwhile in the Spirit World
Tornadospeed's Evil Spirit: ... not enough >:o

Tornadospeed's Good Spirit: Don't summon any more >:(

Tornadospeed's Evil Spirit: Whoops >:) oh well, your friends won't be needing their heads.

Armedgan has been summoned.

Back in the other place...
Mochlum: GUYS! ARMEDGAN OR WHATEVER CALLED ME AND SAYS HES GONNA START DESTROYING THE WORLD!

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KhX2:Oh no the tornado.

Phineas:According to legend,you can have a sacrafise for it to go away.

(Everyone looks at Kh2cool)

Kh2cool:What?

Alvin:Well you are there hero.

(Tornado gets bigger)

Kh2cool:You owe me $50 in Heaven.(takes deep breath then jumps in tornado)

(tornado disapers)

Marty:(gasp) he's gone.

Tornadospeed's Good Spirit: D:

Tornadospeed's Evil Spirit: Well I guess one of them died. Time to summon MOAR TORNADOZ WOOOO *Summons more*

Mochlum: NOOOOOO! I'LL SAVE U FROM HEAVEN KH! I'LL BRING U BACK TO LIFE! (jumps in)

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Phineas:It disapered...

(light pops out)

Khghost:Uh..my head....

Phineas:Huh your alive.

Khghost:Are you sure I don't feel pretty good...

Phineas:(puts hand through Khghost's stomatch) Huh? Your a ghost!

Khghost:I'm a ghost! Oh no I am a ghost! Please don't change me back just yet.

Mochlhost: Let's find Low-Fives-Ghost from Regular Show! he can make us human again!