Batman

Batman is- WAIT A MINUTE!



I meant Batman, the Dark Knight.



Reader.
He is a superguy without any gadgets and is also a LEGO guy once.

Hey has a sidekick whos a bird and can FLY!

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He has a crush on eiter your mom or a cheeseburger. His enemy is a comedian, a penguin, a cat, a riddle guy, a freaky two-face man, a plant girl, a moth bLAH BLAH BLAH BLAh! HES AFRAID OF SPOONS! GAAAAAAAAAAAH!

His brain was sretched when a bad guy tried turn him into a gewd guy- or shouldn't I say BAD guy. He is currently in the form of a hamster, and his only comment is "SQUEAKEMS"

Batman: *looks in mirror* Am I really that fat? No, no you're not.

PLEASE SHARE YOUR OPINIONS OF BATMAN IN COMMENTS OR ELSE I WILL SEND THE EVIL SPOONS AT YOU! Day have SPIKES!