The Four Word Story 3:Random Than Ever Before

Here is the third type of 4 Word Story!This one's gonna be longer than ever(about as much as one-thirds of my Poll Test page).So,if you don't know how to play,visit the original or if you want to see more 4 word random,see the second.

Names Of Random
Faves3000:You mean like,metaphorically?

Rocketslug: Sawyers will dominate this!

wiki contributor: Purchase the pineapple, please.

Loki Laufeyson: Ultimate Evil Overlord? MEEEEEEEEEEH!!!!!

Rafer45: Goombas are actually misunderstood

SonicAndKnuckles:It's Morphing Time!Again!

Tacosalad1127: Hannah Montana Wearing M'jeans

The STORY!
All the Saywers started yelling 'LOCKE' over and over so Peter panda built an army to fight the saywers "Dang" Peter said when Sponges stole the Mjollnir hammer with fries."NUUUUUU" Potato Zombie said "The Sawyers" said Sonic the Hedgehog are covered in PIE!!!!1!!! Potato Zombie and Sawyer decided to get the mjollnir hammer to use on peter panda. "FIRE!"Mo said as he picked up kirby.Ben 10 turned into XLR8. Sawyer shot Gwen and then Gwen revived to EAT A GIGANTIC PIZZA! Hannah Montana! OMG! I'm turning into XLR8 too! Mjollnir crushed XLR8 with Sawyer's tent. XLR8 screamed "OMG WHY U BAMBOOZLE ME WITH FRIED CHICKEN!"XLR8 run-shot Sawyer and Mjollnir. "Mjonllir, doesn't your name