Dinner With Lisa Simpson

Dinner With Lisa Simpson is a critically-acclaimed theatrical film from the creators of South Park, Breadwinners, The Big Bang Theory and The Suite Life of Zack and Cody. It is directed by Michael Bay. It is a crossover with The Sweatsons, Spawnjbob, Game Grumps, Star Trek, Link: The Faces of Evil, Zelda: Wand of Gamelon, Bee Movie, Hannah Montana (why not Helena?), Minecraft, The Chronicles of Chris-Chan, Angela Anaconda, Smosh, Daddyofive, Shrek (is Love), SammyClassicSonicFan, Gravity Falls, Heneryj, Twilight, The Hunger Games, GilvaSunner, Speedermin, The Lewd House, Wendy's, Filthy Frank, iDubbzTV, Mron of the North, That movie about smileys and s that one dares not to speak of, Happy Tree Friends, aipotooZ, Total Drama, TMNT Out of the Shadows, Tourette's Guy, Vine, Warren Cook Gets Grounded: The Movie, Microsoft Sam and Friends, my Popples plush toys, Regular Show, Justin Bieber, Donald Trump, Video Brínquedo, Overwatch, Jacobyel's New Animal Life, Family Guuuuuy, Schnuffel, The Lorax, Jimmy Nutrin, Despicable Me, Flappy Bird, Caillou, MrEnter, Slenderman, Sharknado, Undertale, Yandere Simulator, Peppuh Peeg, Bendy and the Ink Machine, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Walking Dead, Tom and Jerry, Laughing Jack, Happy Appy, DarkSydePhil, Whatever Happened to Robot Jones?, Annoying Orange, It, The Ring, Jaws, and Dev-Catscratch. It will be released sometime in the year 2050, where everything will be HOTTER!

P.S. This was inspired by StrongBadHR90's page Meatwad throws a temper tantrum.

Act 1
(lisa is sitting on a sidewalk like a bored teenager with nothing better to do than to let the wind blow)

lisa: the most lifeless hour has dawned on humanity

(the king walks by)

king: dinner

lisa: i escaped my misery thank you my new lord

marge: BUT LEESA ARENT YOU ON BUDDHAS SIDE

lisa: f off bride of frankenstein

marge: brb planning on putting you up for adoption

(marge goes back into the house and slams the door so hard that it screams and the door falls over)

house: I THINK I NEED THE DOCTOR

handy: im a house doctor

house: yay

handy: this wont hurt a bit

(handy tries to pick up the door but his nubs wont cooperate)

handy: s

(handy leaves)

(meanwhile lisa and the king are on a bike)

lincoln lewd: hey its mine

(ganon appears)

ganon: YOU MUST DIE

(ganon eats lincoln. R.I.P. snow-head)

(lisa and the king have maed et to da dinner hall)

ganon: were here

lisa: lets invite as many characters as we can

ganon: good idea

(2 very boring minutes later)

patrick: can you move it along im out of time cards

microsoft sam: we only used one fat

patrick: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME ROBOT VOICE

(that forgotten robot the creator of this page is far too obsessed with (and needs to stop it immediately) appears from the blue)

robot jones: #offended

(he leaves)

sam: hahahahahahahahaha s0i s0i s0i s0i s0i s0i rofl rofl rofl

shrek: outdated meme is outdated im the king here

sam: no ur not

shrek: yes i am

sam: shut up

(shrek murders sam with HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD)

patrick: thank u shrek

shrek: i luv u

fiona: IM JEALOUS

shrek: go away

fiona: whyyyyyyyyy

(spongebawb muzic playz as the dining table is set up)

grandad: aesthetic statues work F A S T E R

mordecai: at the end you sounded like youre constipated

grandad: god d it mordecai you stupid piece of s bird negan is gonna shoot your feathered

mordecai: oh no

negan: youre dead meat birdy

(negan shoots mordecai)

lisa: wow who wants bird meat

jontron: youre a vegan for christs sakes

lisa: not anymore, im getting my hunting license soon so i can join duck dynasty

flappy bird: duck dynasty offends me what the f

lisa: i want you to look in the mirror and reflect on what kind you are you hspawn of cheep cheep and chocobo

flappy bird: what is even life anymore (flies away but new animal life plucky tackles him and munches on his guts)

plucky: I CAME IN LIKE A CANNIBAL

flappy bird: thats not cannibal pls stop

plucky: ur dead but delicious

hannah montana: my future self called she wants her notoriety back

plucky: u b

hannah montana: I WILL KILL YEW

plucky: oh s

lisa: (impersonating Leonidas) THIS ISNT FUNNY (kicks hannah in the crotch)

hannah: f{c|uck}} i dont have kids no more

lisa: serves u right d now help the king and me make dinner

Act 2: Electric Boogaloo
(coming soon)