The Complete History of Randomness

1299:Thelonius J. Random first invented randomness in 1299. 1324:Then is 1324 Gary Busey invented different types of Randomness 1378:Crzy D. Guy Invented the Derp. 1502: Jerky Trollface invented Trolling 1517: I started worsiping The God of Randomness 1972 Pokémon was made 1573: Jerkface Digi invented Digimon 1678: The Randomness Wiki was created!!!!!!!!! 1682:I joined 1791:Randomness was outlawed 1891 All Random people migrated to Randomness Wiki 1959 I turned Maximum Random 1970 Drugs were made 1999 Hippies were banished 2015 I broke the random meter and everybody died!!!!!!!