Cooking with Idiots/Noob's Salad

Noob's Salad is the second episode of Cooking with Idiots. Noob makes salad (duh).

Plot
Director: Are you sure this isn't as bad as that other guy? Cameraman: His resume was good. We can trust him. Director: Okay, then. Come out, ... Chester Von Rodelstein. ("Chester Von Rodelstein" walks in) Chester: hi Director: WHAT THE HECK?! You're not 14! Chester: im ann 8-yer old it my job to lie Cameraman: Could you at least use good grammar? Chester: nope chester not even my reall name its noob Director: (sigh) At least he's an idiot like our show says. Okay Noob, you will make salad today. Noob: sald wut dats is Director: (facepalm) Just mix the green stuff with the fruit. Noob: ok

Two Minutes Later

Director: STOP IT YOUR GETTING THE FOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! Noob: jus wait (Noob bangs knife onto the bowl and shoots at the camera) Cameraman: HOW CAN YOU  SERIOUSLY  SCREW THIS UP! Director: Somebody, for god's sake, please get the banhammer! Noob: lol wut that (Noob gets banned) Director: ... Me: This is the worst show ever.

THE END.