The Two Word Story

We need more 'add a number of words' stories, so I maked one!

Rules: Add two words for edit, no more than two, only one edit at a time, don't do two or more edits in a row.

Deh Storeeh
One day, Gretchen's dinner was a stupid goose. Immediatley, the goose tried to play Toontown but that made robots angry. Fortunately, banana warriors like geese and gave suicide materials and hugs. OH NO! The geese ARE MURDERING my bananas. Well that's a Creeper. Gretchen went potty. NOW we should not go eat bananas. Creepers imploded. Just then, Gretchen got THE GAME!!! It tasted like chicken. The Homsar ate chicken. The bagel got on DA BUS so it could go play ToonTown. The Kardasians and the Dragons punched the Carcrashians [):]