Shitpost (TV series)

Shitpost is a TV series that airs on a network based far, far away in space. If you find out what the channel is called, we will find you… and pee on your couch at 3:00am. The theme song is literally the musical number from the Nick India Dab bumper, but character names are changed. The end credits song is the Korean version of Cooking By The Book from Lazytown. (ends at 49 second mark)

Premise
Look at the page name or this would be more redundant than MikeEddyAdmirer89’s deviantart description.

Luan Loud
14-year-old comedian who is the president of the Anti Luaggie Club and runs a hotline centered around booking clown performances and comedic entertainment for birthday parties, with her younger brother being her assistant. She is currently embarking on a worldwide journey to have the remaining members of Devo perform at the center of meme hell, which is where the series normally takes place in, as well as making the act of shipping Luaggie a criminal offence. Everyone on the show thinks she is a lesbian, but she isn’t. She is in a relationship with Benny.

Lincoln Loud
Luan’s little brother who likes comic books and dank memes. Until the end of season one, the set of Shitpost was Luan’s secret bunker which is located under her bedroom. Although Lincoln himself got sporadic amounts of screen time back then, he was often heard yelling down the stairs making ridiculous remarks and statements.

D.Va
A 19-year-old Korean gamer girl who creates religious cults and preforms sacrifices to Mountain Dew Jesus. When she was 16, she earned the title of the #1 Starcraft II player (internationally). She is now a part of the Mobile Exo-Force of the Korean Army (MEKA).

Demencia
A lizard girl who is Luan’s acquaintance for the aforementioned journey. Her main hobby is finding the worst things known to mankind on the Internet. She states that the worst things she has ever found were 4th of July by USA Gal and the Don’t You Put It In Your Mouth PSA. In addition, Demencia is also a closeted Jake Pauler and Team 10 fanatic.

Benny
Luan’s love interest who has had it with everybody’s shit. For the most part, he’s just a wallflower.

Ronnie Anne
A Mexican child who doesn’t know why she is even here. A flaming asexual and Sk8r Gril™, she contradicts a lot of things and snatches weaves on the daily. The character in Ronnie Anne’s place was originally going to be Jailbreak from that god damn trainwreck known as The Emoji Movie, but at least Ronnie Anne isn’t an Emoji ripoff of Sombra.

Shope
12-year-old intellectual of unknown race or ethnicity. Hell yes.

Lynn Loud
Luan’s little sister who is shoehorned into the 5th episode of season 1 and stays, and can often be seen turning mundane things into sports. During the last half of season 1, she can be seen in her chainsaw outfit from Tricked. Also pronounces “memes” as “mee-mees”. What a poser.

Pickle Rick
He’s your man.

Stingy
The landlord of the Queenslander architecture house that the characters reside in. Has a knack for claiming things as his, even if they really aren’t, and has lots of money he never shares, due to him being paranoid about his housemates not returning it somehow.

Mr. Meeseeks
HE’S MR. MEESEEKS! LOOK AT HIM! An alien species from Rick And Morty who originate from the Meeseeks Box. They would all be more than happy to do your every bidding, which is why they appear as the house’s servants. All of them have the same eccentric and overly enthusiastic personality, but they regularly die. In the case of this god forsaken series, they regularly reincarnate and revive.

Proto
He is Proto, your security is his motto!

Install him on your computer, to protect your data better! With him there, no viruses, could enter your computer!

Malware, spyware, trojan,

All gone forever! He filters your junk mail, monitoring wi-fi, never fail!

Episodes
Season 1

/Pilot/
Luan cancels a Bee Movie anniversary celebration after she is suspected of being a lesbian; Stingy gets diagnosed with OCD.

Trivia

 * This episode is the first half-hour special, as well as the first episode of the series.

/D.Va Makes Spaghetti/
D.Va tries to make spaghetti for dinner due to a vote (because nobody wanted pizza for the 6th fucking time that week).

/The Godforsaken Movie/
Following some hypothetical dream Benny had one night, the cast decides to make a terrible movie where they sing Bart Baker parodies, Benny becomes a teen sensation a la Jacob Sartorius, and much more.

Trivia

 * The list of Bart Baker parodies sung (in order) goes as follows:
 * 1) Best Song Ever by One Direction, with Luan in Harry's role, Benny in Zayn's role, Lynn in Louis' role (save for the "It's an advertisement" line sung by Benny as Zayn in the actual parody), Demencia in Niall's role, Ronnie Anne in Liam's role, the rest of the cast (except Shope) in the crowd's role, and the SuperNoobs guest starring in the role of the aliens.
 * 2) Lips Are Movin' by Meghan Trainor, with Luan in Meghan's role, Pickle Rick in the Cameraman's role, the rest of the male cast (even Benny and Lincoln) in the role of the men, D.Va in the mother's role, Benny in the dad's role and Lincoln in the son's role.
 * 3) That's What I Like by Bruno Mars, with Shope in Bruno Mars' role.
 * 4) It's Everyday Bro by Jake Paul, with Benny in Jake Paul's role, Luan in Nick Crompton's role, Lincoln in Chance Sutton's role, Ronnie Anne and Shope in the Martinez twins' roles, and Demencia in Tessa Brooks' role.
 * 5) Sweatshirt by Jacob Sartorius, with Benny in Jacob's role, Demencia in the nauseous girl's role, Lincoln in the bleach guy's role, and Luan in the teacher's role.
 * 6) Closer by The Chainsmokers and Halsey, with Ronnie Anne in Halsey's role, Benny in that other guy's role, Lincoln in the keyboard guy's role, Lynn in the matress owner's role, Demencia in the officer's role and Shope in the doctor's role.
 * 7) Watch Me by Silento, with Lincoln in Silento's role, Ronnie Anne, Shope and Luan in the painted mens' roles, Demencia in the girl's role and Marco from SVTFOE guest starring in Soulja Boy's role.
 * 8) Hit or Miss by Jacob Sartorius, with Benny in Jacob's role and Lincoln, Demencia and Lynn in the the homeless guys' roles.
 * 9) Uptown Funk by Bruno Mars, Mark Ronson and some other people I'm probably forgetting, with Shope in Bruno Mars' role, Demencia and Benny in the backup dancers' roles, and Luan in Mark Ronson's role.