MEET THE CHATTER

["Meet the Chatter" text appears]

Chatter: "I am Chatter...and this [grabs keyboard] is my keyboard. She weighs some amount Im' too busy to check and uses two hundred dollar, custom-tooled keys at a max 10000 words per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to type with this...for twelve seconds."

Chatter: [Laughs]

Chatter: "Oh my God, who touched keyboard? Alright...Who touched my keyboard!?"

Chatter: "Some people think they can go AFK. Maybe, [sniff] maybe. I've yet to meet one that can go AFK on me."

Chatter: "Hiiiiiiiiii! Hellllooooo! lololololol! Chat some more!"

[Pause]

Chatter: "Heheh, chat some more."