Alternate Phineas' school

Part 1
Me: Time to get pregnant! *puts backpack on backwards*

Random Classmate: ಠ_ಠ

Me: Now I need abortion *someone punched backpack* lolthanks

Part 3
(Outside for math class)

Me: Did I just hear a random little kid say "hi" to me?

Classmate (1): (lolz)

Classmate (2): YOU'RE SKITSOFRANTIC!

Part 2
Me: Hey, Mr.____, you might wanna look over there (points to 7th and 8th grader fighting)

Teacher: WHOA WHOA WHOA, what are you doing

8th Grader: I"M TRYING TO KILL HIM! (lolthe7thgraderwuzwinning)

Part 4
Counsoler: WE NEED TA TALK ABOUT UR GRADES

(minutes later)

Counsoler: Pravo, Speilberg, pravo.

Part 5
Teacher: Bring back your homework after the weekend or else!

Me: Okay (I won't, then i'll just wing it!)

(Next Monday)

Teacher: Hai. You have nothing to turn in as far as I remember!

Part 6
(ask me for it in chat, too bad to say here)

Part 7
(playing pass the orange at lunch table and gets hit)

Me: dodododododo (hit) AVOCADO!

People: lolwut

Part 8
(ask me in chat, too bad to say here)

Part 9
Me: (wears Sonic hat) I AM SAWNIK MAN!

Everyone: LET ME WEAR YOU HAT!

Part 10
Me: (pushes hand against whiteboard with blue smilies written in permanent marker and notices them tatooed onto my hand) ZOMG I GOT NEW FRIENDS! THIS ONE IS BILLY, THIS ONE IS BOB, AND THIS ONE IS JOE, HE LOOKS JUST LIKE ME!

Classmate: lol

Me: THESE SMILEY FACE FRIENDS ARE BETTER FRIENDS THEN YOU GUYS WERE, COME ON BILLY DO MY HOMEWORK NOW!

(some extra bad stuff)

How it works
middle and high school as if it were elementry school.