Nintendo Smexii

Nintendo's smexiest new console, made after the Wii U blew up in an accident and Nintendo wanted to appeal to the mature crowd.

Features
You can now stream pr0n while playing games. You can now have a one-hand control scheme for most games for obvious reasons.

Launch Titles
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 * Super Mario D World - Mario really has to pee, so he must run to the toilet, which was kidnapped by Bowser.
 * Sp*rm Yoshi - This time Yoshi goes on an adventure with his eggs to form a human. tehe
 * The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Incest - Link has a crush on this girl he just met but she turns out to be related, but since their parents were killed by some jerk they never knew.
 * Fire Emblem: Sacred Stoners - A bunch of warriors go off to find some drugs.
 * Mother-f*ckin 3 - Lucas goes on an adventure with his potty-mouth friends and violently kills people.
 * Wee Play - Self explanatory.
 * Rayman Orgy - Rayman's games usually have plenty of playable characters, but THIS time, they're doing something else...
 * Scribblenauts Uncensored - This time you can actually make everything. Like, even other stuff. That kind of stuff.
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