The Dumb Jedi

The Dumb Jedi is a parody of Star Wars in the Dumb Show. It will be stop-motion out of LEGOs.

Description
A young man from the desert planet of Tratoonie (who's name is Bill) is staring into the sunset when a Jedi Starfighter crashes onto his yard. Yoda hops out and sees Bill. Bill askes what is happening. Yoda pauses, then shouts "You see nothing." He uses the force to levitate him and his parts high into the sky and he shouts "Jedi out, peace!" After a long pause, Bill shouts that he has a new desire to be a Jedi.

Years later, Bill is in the Mc. Eisley Cantina, and is watching the TV inside it. It is the "Corucant News" saying that the Clone Wars has started and that you should not worry, since the Jedi are here to protect us "very important planets". At that moment, battle droids stomp in, and one bartender askes why the Jedi are not protecting them. Somebody answers "because we are not a very important planet". That man saying that makes Bill angry, so Bill gets his toy lightsaber out and wacks the battle droids without. The bartender and the people at the bar stare at him. After he wacks one down, he says "I SHALL BE A JEDI! AND PROTECT ALL PLANETS!" He dashes out of the Mc. Eisley Cantina.

Bill makes a plan on how to become a Jedi. Step one was to travel to Corusant. He didn't know how, but remembered last time a starfighter came was when it crashed into his yard after he was watching the sunset, so he started watching the sunset. A starfighter crashes, but it is a cruiser and Kirk and Spock are on it. Spock says "I told you this wasn't Vulcan!" While they are arguing, Bill quickly repairs the cruiser and escapes on it.

Bill makes it to Corucant. His next step is "Go to the Jedi Temple". He takes a speeder cab to the Jedi Temple and goes through Time Square. He goes through it dramatically looking at the signs and ads. The song "Corucant" plays, and he then arrives at the Jedi Temple. He goes in and asks Yoda if he can be a Jedi. After a long pause, Yoda simply says "Nah." It makes Bill so angry that he pulls out his toy lightsaber. He tries to wack Yoda with it but Yoda pulls out his real one and chops Bill in half. Then it ends.

Parodies of...

 * Star Wars
 * Star Trek

Signs seen in Corucant

 * West Side Story = Hoth Side Story
 * How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying = How to Succed in Bespin Without Really Trying
 * Les Misera = Les Mustafera
 * Coca Cola = Dagoba Cola
 * AT&T = Hol, O & Gram
 * Nissian = Nisspeeders