Minion Cheez-Its (Review)

Hey hey hey. Today I will be reviewing each of the Minion Cheez-its and rating them on the Thwomp-o-meter.



Kevin
Kevin is an extremely rare Cheez-it for some reason. He is very salty the whole way through.

Thwomp-o-Meter Rating: 8/10 Thwomps - He called me a dork.

Jerry
Jerry is sweet and crunchy, but gets soggy really quick. His aftertaste has too much sweetness.

Thwomp-o-Meter Rating: 4/10 Thwomps - He's a soggy boi.

Phil
Phil was constantly staring in two directions. He had no taste.

Thwomp-o-Meter Rating: 2/10 Thwomps - I spit a little by accident while eating Phil.

Stuart
Stuart was dry and flavorless. I did not like Stuart.

Thwomp-o-Meter Rating: 0/10 Thwomps - 0/10 wouldn't eat again

Dave
Dave was dry, but in the middle of eating him, he got very flavorful.

Thwomp-o-Meter Rating: 5/10 Thwomps - No Alvin, Simon, or Theodore.

Carl
Carl was flavorful throughout and super salty.

Thwomp-o-Meter Rating: 10/10 Thwomps - Carl is a gud Cheez-it.

Overall, none of them tasted like cheese. All the minions got 29/50 Thwomps together.

it sux dont buyy