User blog:KingOfSpriters13/Coming out of the furcloset

Now, before you get all angry and jump me, give me a chance to explain. Ya see, I was on YouTube one day, looking for some "wub wub wub music", when I stumbled onto a musician called "Renard". He made amazing music in every techno subgenre, but he was a very obvious furry, leading to haters in his comments. Being the hardened internetard I am, I decided to learn a little about the fandom before I blindly sided with them. I went to WikiFur (since mass media are d*cks) and saw what furries were all about and, to be honest, the more I read, the more the fandom appealed to me. The people aren't mean, nothing scars me for life, it's honestly pretty awesome. During all this, I managed to develop an intrest in anthromorphic animals. My artistic side enjoyed the unique styles exhibited by furry artists, while my gamer side loved how it encompassed but dethrone things like Star Fox and Sly Cooper. So yeah, I'm a furry and I'm proud. I hope you guys can still accept me despite these recent developments.

I wonder if anyone will actually believe this.