The Best of "Make Your Own Dialogue"

"Man: Dial 1-800-END-MY-LIFE because I can't continue like this."

- Sophie

"Sid: YOU GAVE MY LITTLE SISTER COFFEE?!?! Ronnie Anne: Of course not. I gave her this can of fruit juice. [shows three empty cans of Red-Bull] Adelaide: [crashes through the window] YIPEE KI-YAY! LET ME HEAR YOU SCREAM IF YOU’RE WIRED AND TIRED!!! [screams in pain]"

- Lilly

"Tyler: Do you love me? Amy: No, I’m in love with the blue Superdude though. Tyler: (Silent crying)"

- Tammy

"Ronnie Anne: It is impossible to say the word 'bubbles' and make it sound threatening. [Later] Sid: Can someone tell me why Adelaide has been screaming "bubbles" angrily from the roof for the past fifteen minutes?"

- Lilly

"Forky: For the 100th time, I'm trash! I'm not a toy! Does anyone understand?! I was trash, am trash, and will be trash. EVERYONE LEAVE ME ALONE! I WANNA GO IN THE GARBAGE! I BELONG THERE!"

- Sophie

"Tessie: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal. Just imagine what it’s doing to your body. Maya: Getting rid of the rust, idiot. Tessie: That's not how it works! Lincoln: Hmm, I've been drinking soda and my body's rust-free... Not sure where you're getting your facts from, Tessie."

- Lilly

"Virus: (Drops down for the 1 billionth time) Tyler: All around me are familiar faces.... worm out Tylers... worn out Tylers."

- Tammy

"Sophie: Writer's block is a pain. Wait, I take that back, it is THE pain."

- Sophie

"[In the Loud Family group chat] Lori: s(he) be(lie)ve(d)😔 Luan: sbeve😔"

- Lilly

"Dipper: Stop calling me Chicken Little. He is a coward, and I’m NOT a coward!"

- Tammy

"Lincoln: What are the healthiest teas? Sid: Bone hurting juice. Ronnie Anne: Red Bull and Gatorade. Adelaide: Blood. Lincoln: Can y'all ever just give me a normal answer?"

- Lilly

"Waiter: So what would you girls like to order? Sid: Can I get a milkshake with two straws? Ronnie Anne, blushing: Aw... that's so cute Siddie- Sid: [puts both straws in her mouth] Watch how fucking fast I can drink this!"

- Lilly

"Terrie: (Playing with a Tigger puppet) Watch me whip, watch me nae nae. Tyler: (Laughs)"

- Tammy

"(A man named Mark is walking through an alley, when suddenly, a man wearing a white tank top, a red headband, ripped jeans, and black Converses named Kevin shows up) Mark: Who are you? Kevin: The name's Kevin, and this alley is my home. Mark: Really? Kevin: It's my personal home. I do stay at an apartment with my parents, but I prefer the alley, it's cooler and whatnot."

- Sophie

"(A man and a woman are sitting on a bench at the park at sundown) Woman: That has to be the most beautiful sunset I've ever seen in my life. And look above, Matthew, (Matthew looks up) A flock of birds are flying toward the sunset. Matthew: It is indeed a lovely scene. (Suddenly, a birdkeeper frantically runs past the couple) Birdkeeper: Come back, you birds! Come to your favorite birdkeeper! Matthew: Amanda, did you see that? Amanda: Uh, yes. I guess those birds belong to that guy."

- Sophie

"Lori: So you’re just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift? Lincoln: ...Happy birthday? Lori: [smashes a champagne glass]"

- Lilly

"[At McDonald’s] Lincoln: I’d like a McYou to go, please. Stella: Did you seriously wait 10 minutes in line to make that joke? Lincoln: Am I getting your number or what? Stella: Of course you are, holy shit."

- Lilly

"Disco DJ: Good evenin' you funky lookin' guys and gals. I'm DJ Strutstuff, ready to spin some groovy melodies to keep you on your dance shoes 'til dawn."

- Sophie

"Soren: (to Jock) THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT!?"

- Tammy

"Terrie: I was born with a condition that makes my eyes look pink, grey and violet all at the same time. Tyler: Uhhh.... ok? Terrie: (Thinking) I love you Tyler 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙"

- Tammy

"Tenderheart Bear: People should realize that too much hatred towards someone can drain one's energy."

- Sophie