Derp deh vortex.

One day Phineas took a walk and got sucked into a vortex. He saw Mordecai riding Rainbow Dash chasing down the Ice King who had kidnapped Zelda to give her to Wario so he could use her powers to steal the Krabby Patty formula to give it to Dinkleburg which would give him so much power that he could ride Nyan Cat to the Kanto region and catch a Snorlax to use to attack Whispy Woods and get Whispy Woods sad so then Whispy Woods would want to be in The Hobbit but then Gollum would get annoyed and quit so he could pursue his real dream which would be to go to Sesame Street and eat Big Bird so then Snuffy would get sad and go all the way to the Pikmin planet and die there and Steve would try to pick him up all day while Olimar left him behind and then at nighttime, Star Wolf would come and attack but Steve would beat them up so Wolf would escape and go to Sunnyside Daycare and take it over before Big Baby would throw him into a dumpster while Lando Calrissian would fly in and blow up the daycare, thus restoring order to the galaxy and letting Phineas go home. DEH END.