Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30126178-20190713150101/@comment-30126178-20190714173038

it's time for some incorrect camp lakebottom quotes. i am so sorry

Squirt: Do you guys think I could fit fifteen marshmallows into my mouth?

McGee: You’re a hazard to society.

Gretchen: And a coward. Try twenty.

Gretchen: Well, I guess we have to do icebreakers! I'm Gretchen, and I fear chipmunks. Why do I fear chipmunks? Because chipmunks can run at thirty miles per hour and the woods are thirty miles away! That means a chipmunk can be outside this door in an hour. Why would a chipmunk be here? Because they can smell fear and I fear them!

McGee: Hey Squirt, did you know that “thot” means “a thoughtful person”?

Squirt: Really? I didn’t know that!

[later]

Squirt: Thank you so much for helping me out with this, Gretchen! You’re such a thot!

Gretchen, wheezing: I'M A WHAT