Why GPS is never given power. EVER!

GPS: HAHAHAHAH! I HAVE MY OWN STARSHIP! I CAN NOW TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE!

Private: Why? Were the good guys!

GPS: I NO CARE! LETS GO TO KLINGLON TERRITORY! THERE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR A FIGHT!

Private: WHY?

GPS: Because I want to! >:(

Private: Fine...

Private: How did you ever get to be captain?

GPS: ...

Private: ...

GPS: Get off my bridge...

Private: What? NO!

GPS: Get off ma bridge! OR I USE HEAVEY WEAPONS GUY!

Private: You Lie! You would never use...oh.

(*Heavy Weapons Guy is there*)

GPS: Get off my bridge...PLEASE?

Private: I...*Runs off bridge whitch is shaped like a dounut.*

GPS: >:D Time to attack people for no reason!

(Arrvial in Klingon Territory)

GPS: YEEEEEEEEEES!

Klingon: HAI

GPS: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!

(Shoots with phazorz)

Klingon: Y U ATTACK ME?

GPS: U MAD BRO? >:D

Klingon: I MAD! YOU FOOL! I HAVE A DREGNAUT!

GPS: Oh crap!!!! Er Full sheids?

Klingon: DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(GPS gets hit pretty hard)

GPS: ...get me a shuttle craft.

Klingon: WHY IS HE STILL ALIVE?

GPS: *Flys to Klingon Ship*

(Puts JB on to Klingon Ships radio)

GPS: :/ I need to get out of here!

(GPS leaves because JB sucks!)

Klingon: What did that shuttlecraft do?

Klingon Officer: Nothing...just hacked our radieo...

Klingon: Oh no...

(Radieo)

JB: BABY BABY BABY! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Klingon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

(The ship explodes)

GPS: YAY!

Fediration: U KILLED OUR AMMBASDOR!

GPS: NO I DIDNOT JB DID!

Gwonam: HE IS EVVVVVVVVVVVVIL!

GPS:MGWONAM LIIIIIIIIIIES! IM NOT EVIL

(Footage of GPS going to Love Muffin)

GPS: *Rage face* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guy: WHAT U HAVE TO SAY FOR URSELF?

GPS: 0/2

Guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO-