Zelda Games in a Nutshell

Navi: GO TO TZEH DUNGEON!!!

Link; Okay-

Guy: HEY TZEH DUDE! CAN U PLZ DELIVER THIS BOTTLE OF MILK TO MAH SISTER FOR DINNER?

Link: No, I'm going-

Guy: KEEP TEH BOTTLEZ!

Link: OKAY!!! (delivers bottle) I HAVE MOAR BOTTLEZ NAO!!!

Navi: GO TO TZEH DUNGEON!

Link: Okay-

Guy: HEY TZEH DUDE! PLZ FIND MAH CUCCOOS!

Link: No, I'm going-

Guy: I'LL GIVE YOU TZEH PIECE OF HEART

Link: OKAY!!! (finds cuccoos) I HAVE MOAR HEARTS NAO!

Navi: I give up. -_-