Literally just that one dancing Bowser GIF



<!--Ah, you're a clever one. You knew there was more to this page than just that.

...Though on second thought, it wasn't that secret...

I mean, with a title that suspiciously worded, it was hella obvious that I hid some secret in the page.

But yeah, I love this GIF way too much. It's just so good.

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...So, how was your day? Mine went pretty well. Played a few games, ate some good noodles, just a nice, simple day.

Speaking of games, though, I got back into this flash game called "Anti-Idle: The Game". It's really good despite being an idle game, a concept that has been done to death at this point.

Though, the game was released before idle games flooded the market.

I'm almost at my first ascension on the game. Doing it in almost 10 days. Could've been a little faster, but hey, what can ya do.

So if you've played it, what's your favorite feature? Mine is Tukkun FCG. Really good source of EXP during your first few ascensions. But I think it's one of the more in-depth features that isn't Battle Arena.


 * Sigh* It's a real shame Flash is dying in 2019. Sure, we'll be able to download the game once the day comes, but it just isn't the same.

No chat room to see Mnchngrngs doing his god-tier trolling, and possibly no high score boards, either.

Seriously, why is Flash getting deleted!? I mean sure, it's a pretty crappy engine, but so many websites and games use it! The internet is bound to feel a lot more empty afterwards.

Of course, it's gonna be even emptier soon, thanks to those fuckos at FCC, but I don't like talking about that.

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Uhh, what else to talk about?

Hmm...

Well, how about some animal facts! Starting with my favorite, of course: Snails!

Did you know snails are hermaphrodites?

Yeah, they have both the chromosomes and reproductive organs of both sexes. Pretty interesting...

Okay, another one! Snails can sleep for up to three years.

I mean, that makes sense, since I've been super inactive for three years before 2018.

Though that doesn't make sense considering I'm a Zangoose, not a snail. I'm just called Moon Snail.

That's kinda weird, now that I think about it.

And back then, I used to be a Kirby. Or looked like him. Or I was him. God, I don't fucking know.

I was so weird and stupid in 2012.

Okay, I'm probably weirder and even more stupid now, but still.

Anyway, onto other animals:

Did you know that cats domesticated themselves?

Yeah. They ran into the farms 9,000 years ago because they sensed mice. They killed the mice, and often interacted with humans, until they eventually lost their aggression and wild behaviors.

Alright, that's all I have for today in terms of animal facts. But I still wanna tell some fun facts.

Well, since this page is about Bowser, I'll tell a Mario fact.

Did you know Mario was originally going to never exist?

Yeah. Donkey Kong was originally going to be a Popeye game. But Nintendo lost the license, so they changed the assets and made their own character.

Okay, another one:

Did you know Mario was originally going to have a gun?

No, I'm not shitposting. Mario was going to have a gun at some point in the development of SMB. The world would be so different if that were the case.

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You like my MirrorCleric impression?

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Concept: Magic words are a thing, and the words "Somebody toucha my spaghet!" and "Do u know de wae" are spells that kill the user instantly in an incredibly painful manner.

Well, RNW, I made it... Despite your directions.

You're not doing the economy a favor by holding all of those bolts! Come and buy a Pixelizer!

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If two guys were on the moon, and one killed the other with a rock, would that be fucked up or what

Is that meme still funny? Please tell me it's still funny.

Literally just that one dancing Bowser GIF in 0.5x A presses

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Wow, that was tense! Whew... I just flew in from the new ruins level, and boy, are my arms tired! HAAAH!

So... Does anyone here still play Neopets? Because I do.

If not, I might be a bit embarrassed for mentioning it.

It's so fun though.

If you do, what Neopets do you have?

I have a Chomby, Shoyru, Bruce, Grarrl and Gelert.

I've gotten the first four painted, and I plan on painting the fifth at one point.

...If anyone cares, my UN is Espio335.

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Man, I'm running out of things to say.

I need to think of as many things as possible, because if I edit this to add more things, I'll make it obvious that there's more to this page than meets the eye.

...I mean, YOU know, but not everyone does.

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TBH Bowser's pretty hot.

Antidisestablishmentarianism.

Can I just say how much I fuckin hate lemons? They look like piss, smell like piss, and taste like piss. Lemonade is the same. Seriously, fuck lemons.

Lemme tell ya, though. I love apples. They're so juicy and tasty, and they're so healthy too. If I could only eat one food for the rest of my life, it'd probably be apples.

Dude, whay if pee form butts?

If I were to list my top three most hated youtubers, it'd be JonTron, Game Theory, and DarkSydePhil.

My favorites would be Caddicarus, DarkEdgeTV and Glove and Boots.

If one of those three are problematic, please tell me, though. They seem fine enough, though.

Do you know another meme that never gets old to me? Candle Jack.

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