Steamed Hams but it's OK K.O.

Insp. by Steamed Hams but it's Timothy Goes To School.

Begin!


 * Rad: Well, KO, I made it- despite your directions.
 * KO: Ah. Superintendent Rad. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.
 * Rad: Yeah.
 * KO: Oh, poop! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, KO.
 * Singers: Ah- KO with his crazy explanations. The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears KO's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight!
 * Rad: KO!
 * KO: Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me?
 * Rad: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, KO?
 * KO: Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams.
 * KO: Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.
 * Rad: I thought we were having steamed clams.
 * KO: D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers.
 * Rad: You call hamburgers steamed hams?
 * KO: Yes. It's a regional dialect.
 * Rad: Uh-huh. Uh, what region?
 * KO: Uh, Planet X.
 * Rad: Really. Well, I'm from Planet X, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams."
 * KO: Oh, not in Planet X. No. It's a Neo Riot City expression.
 * Rad: I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
 * KO: Oh, no. Patented Kincaid burgers. Old family recipe.
 * Rad: For steamed hams.
 * KO: Yes.
 * Rad: Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.
 * KO: Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second.
 * Rad: Of course.
 * KO: Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.
 * Rad: Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there?
 * KO: Aurora borealis.
 * Rad: Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen?
 * KO: Yes.
 * Rad: May I see it?
 * KO: No.
 * Enid: KO! The house is on fire!
 * KO: No, Enid. It's just the northern lights.
 * Rad: Well, KO, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.
 * Enid: Help! Help!