Star Wars

Star Wars is an epic movie proportion of aliens, space battles, planet battles, lightsabers, jedis, bad guys, and strange gungan things.

Order
For some creeeeepy reason, the movies are out of order! EPISODE FOUR CAME BEFORE EPISODE ONE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
 * 1) Episode Four: A New Hope
 * 2) Episode Five: The Empire Strikes Back
 * 3) Episode Six: Return of the Jedi
 * 4) Episode One: The Phantom Menace
 * 5) Episode Two: Attack of the Clones
 * 6) Episode Three: Revenge of the Sith
 * 7) Episode Two and a Half: Star Wars: The Clone Wars
 * 8) Episode Two and Three Quarters: Star Wars: The Clone Wars TV Show
 * 9) Episode Seven: STAR WARS 7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gewdy Guyseys

 * Luke Skywalker
 * Han Solo
 * Princess Leia
 * Chewbacca
 * C-3P0
 * R2-D2
 * Obi-Wan "Ben" Kenobi
 * Rebel Troopers
 * Yoda
 * Lando Calrisson
 * Ewoks
 * Qui-Gon Jinn
 * Jar-Jar Binks
 * Boss Nass
 * Queen Amidala
 * Captain Pancake Panaka
 * Anakin Skywalker (kinda sorta somehow maybe)
 * Shmi-Skywalker
 * Chancellor Palpatine LIEZ! LIIIIIEZ!
 * Padme Amidala
 * Mace Windu
 * Clone Troopers (kinda sorta somehow maybe)

Baddy Evil Mcbaddy Guyzez

 * Darth Vader (kinda sorta somehow maybe)
 * Stormtroopers
 * Imperial Officers
 * Grand Moff Tarkin
 * Snowtroopers
 * Boba Fett
 * Bossk
 * IG-88
 * Dengar
 * Jabba the Hutt
 * Scout Troopers
 * The Emporer/Chancellor Palpatine
 * Nute Gunray
 * Battle Droids
 * Sebulba
 * Darth Maul
 * Zam Wessel
 * Jango Fett
 * Count Dooku
 * Super Battle Droids
 * General Grevious
 * Anakin Skywalker? I must of been bamboozled! I THOUGH HE WAS GOOD!
 * Clone Troopers (kinda sorta somehow maybe)

What lots of people don't like about Star Wars.

 * Jar Jar. I mean, what is so bad about him?
 * Ewoks. They're cute! Why dislike them? THEY'RE TEDDY BEARS AND CUDDLY!
 * Anakin Skywalker as a nine-year old. He's cute, not annoying when he says the kid things like "Yipee!".
 * Poop. It's HUNGRY!

GUESS WHAT?
What?

I AM YA FATHER!
NOOOOOO! And by the way, you said it wrong. It's "No, I am your father." not "I am your father."

WHAT? IT WAS A LIE!
No, this cake is a lie.