Awkward Birthday Game

January: Punch _____'s Buallz

February: Lick ____

March: Dance naked in front of ____

April: Hook up with ____'s sister

May: Eat ____'s used pants

June: Eat ____'s toilet seat

July: Watch pr0n of ____ with ____

August: Stare at ____'s butt in their sleep

September: Switch minds with ____ forcing you to stare at their privates-parts

October: Marry ____ forcably

November: Have ____ watch your shm*x tapes

December: Get your butt super-glued to ____'s butt


 * 1: Chuck Norris
 * 2: Alan Rickman
 * 3: Jontron
 * 4: Princess Daisy
 * 5: Johnny Depp
 * 6: Betty Boop
 * 7: Bilbo Baggins
 * 8: Scarlette Johanson
 * 9: Waluigi
 * 10: Daisy Duck
 * 11: Samus Aran
 * 12: Donkey Kong
 * 13: King Dedede
 * 14: Queen of Hearts
 * 15: Sora
 * 16: Yoshi
 * 17: Maggie Simpson
 * 18: Elijah Wood
 * 19: Rebecca Black
 * 20: Your Rule 63 Self
 * 21: Mabel
 * 22: Candace Flynn
 * 23: CEO of Studio Brinquedo
 * 24: Shigeru Miyamoto
 * 25: Optimus Prime
 * 26: Bella from Twilight
 * 27: Miss Frizzle
 * 28: Piglet
 * 29: Miss PIggie
 * 30: Buzz Lightyear
 * 31: Scooby Doo