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Anchorman: Hello and welcome to our incredibly boring discussion about politics.

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Anchorwoman: DAAAHHHHHH DIS GAI R BTTR DAN DAT UTHR GAI

Anchorman: Let me explain this in the most boring way I can.

(everyone changed the channel by now)