The Bunker/THE BUNKER: LIVE!/Transcript

Narrator cue
Narrator: Live! From the (name of venue) in (place), it's The Bunker LIVE!

Introduction
(the bunker theme song plays in corus)

Maxwell the scribblenaut: Welcome to The Bunker: Live!

V of Doom (voiced by RoboSoft One): Tickets, Tickets!

Narrator: Meanwhile, backstage.

(we cut to the backstage room)

Sailor Moon: I am getting ready for the show!

Splaat: Me too!

Narrator: Now here comes the cast of................... The Bunker!

(the cast run out of the bunker)

Ferb: Welcome! Let's go inside the house and look and see the weather.

(we cut to the living room)

Phineas: I am playing with this Big Loader Playset. It says "It will give you infinite pleasure!".

Spaghetti Weatherman: ATTENTION! TODA THERE WILL BA BAD WEATHA CAUSE BEY MISTA CANDEE KINGDAEM. STA INSIAD.

Emily the Beautiful Engine: I am new here, but i think we should stay inside.

Maxwell the scribblenaut: Yeeeepp!!!

Narrator: Meanwhile, Mr. Candy Kingdom is brewing up trouble!

(we cut to his lair, which is a modified bathroom)

Mr. Candy Kingdom: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I WILL CAUSE TROUBLE EVERYWHERE! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Penguin Minions!

(penguin minions  come out of his toilet)

Mr. Candy Kingdom: We will brew troublesome weather EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Narrator: Well, i guess we are doomed!

(we cut to a crudely made ship)

Computer: COMPUTA OVERLOADE!

Ship Captain: Oh no, we are sinking! Everybody fly to mars!

(everybody flies to mars)

(we cut back to the bunker)

Ferb: OH MY! I am scared.

Mochlum: We should sing, the boring song!

(the boring song plays)

(tiny TV turns on)

(a commercial for Rated A for Awful plays)

CC00: CHANGE IT!

(a commercial for Dora plays)

CC00: CHANGE IT!

(a commercial for The Epic Story of Meap plays)

CC00: OH BOY!

Kh2cool: I'll go take a shower (goes off screen)

(steam and smoke is blown from off-screen)

Kh1cool: (comes on-screen) Where's Old Man Panda?

CC00: Now he/she has the mind of Ranma. *4th wall cracks*

4th Wall: God da-

Narrator: Meanwhile, at Mr. Candy Kingdom's place.........

Mr. Candy Kingdom: Noooooooooooooooow, i will brew more trouble!

(Tornadospeed, UMG, Dan, and Moon snail immediately run out of the building after the music starts)

♫ I'm the evilest villian in the world, so we must destroy it! ♫

(Tornadospeed, UMG, Dan and Moon snail run back in)

(back at the bunker)

Miss Naughty: Now, I introduce, the Naughty-Bot, with our new rule!

Naughty-Bot: Attention, we have added a consequence of failure, any result of touching Kh1cool in the crotch will result in death. Good luck!

CC00: I'll play on our English Waku Waku Sonic Patrol Car arcade..... thingy. *plays on WWSPC*