FUNNY MOVIE LINES REMADE INTO RANDOMNESS!

This is a page were you get a line from any movie and change it to be funny! W00T W00T!

Star Wars
I've got a really chicken feeling about this in my goat!

- Han Solo

''Darth Vader: Luke, you idiot! I'M YOUR MOTHER!''

- Darth Vader on Bespin

Luke: :-/ What?

- Luke's reply on Bespin.

''Yoda: Disturbance in the force, I sense. (farts) Nevermind. It's gone.''

- Yoda.

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Harry Potter
Harry Potter: We do have something that Voldemort doesn't.

What's that?

''A nose! W00T W00T!''

- Harry Potter at the end of the fifth movie.

Voldemort: Why do you live?

''Harry Potter: I have something worth living for. (holds out KFC coupon) It expires soon so I'm fighting to find KFC.''

- Harry Potter and Voldemort.

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''Stinky Pete: 2 words: cookies. Ever since they were invented, kids were turding when our show was on.''

Woody: I know how that feels.

Stinky Pete: WHAT?

Woody: Nothing!

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''Woody: Okay, come down. But not all at once.''

Rex: What did he say?

Hamm: I think he said we should kill him.

''Mr. Potato Head: I thought he'd never ask. (shoots Woody)''

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E.T.
Elliot's Friend: Can't he just beam up?

''Elliot: This isn't reality! (starts singing "Brand New Reality") It's a Brand New Reality, there's no hospitality!''

Elliot's Friend: W00T W00T!

ET: Phone home.

Gertie: What's your number?

'ET: (sees 911 commercial and imitates it) 911?

''Gertie: Okay. (calls 911) COME AND PICK UP THIS FREAK!''

Policeman: Your under arrest three-year old.

ET: GIMME THE REECES PIECES!

''ET's Sister: MY REECES PIECES YA COW! MOO!''

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