The Epic Story Of Meap (Banjosnape's version)

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Part One: The First Part
Mario: It's-a-me, DR.ROBOTNIK!

Dr. Eggman: IM Dr. Robotnik

Mario: No, You are-a-Eggman

Dr.Eggman: *Sniff* I used to be called Robotnik....

Mario: I KNOW WHAT WILL MAKE YOU-A-FELL BETTER!!!

Dr. Eggman: Wut?

Mario: DEATH\

Dr. Robotnik: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

Mario: YOU MUST DIE! *Kills Eggman*

Sonic: Hey Mario! Thanks for killing Eggman! AND I HATE YOU SO MUCH!

Mario: Your'e-a-welcome! AND I HATE YOU TOO!

Meap: Meap!

Sonic: Who are you?

Meap: Meap!

Mario: What-a-happend?

Meap: Meap!

Sonic: Is "Meap" all you can say?

Meap: NO

Mario and Sonic: O_O

Luigi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Mario: Luigi! Why are you having a seisure?

Luigi: 'Cause Tails Doll is after me!

Sonic: What?!

Luigi: I Played Can You Feel the Sunshine backwards at 1 PM. I Knew what was-a-coming for meh

Meap: MEAP!

Mario: Sonic, we need-a- to focus on Meap here

Sonic: Ok

Luigi: But what about me?

Mario: Meh

Luigi: (Forever Alone Face)

Meap: (Writes something on a peice of paper)

Sonic: (Reading out loud) Get a mustache translator so you can understand me

Mario: OH NO! We dont-a-have a mustache translator!

Sonic: Tails has one...

Meap: Meap! (Yay!)

Sonic: ...But he's in Emreald Hill Zone and were in Green Hill Zone

Meap: (Rage Face)

AFTER MANY HOURS OF SEARCHING......

Mario We are-a-finally here!

Sonic: Hey, Tai-

Tails: Im a barbie girl, in a Barbie woooooooorld! Life in plastic, it's so fantasic! You can brush my hair and undress me everyw-

Everyone (Expect Tails): O_o

Tails: Er.....sorry you had to see that...

Sonic: Tails, we need a mustache Translator

Tails: Okie Dokie! Here's one! (Gives Sonic One)

Sonic: Here Meap!

Meap: (Puts it own) I CAN SPEEAAAAAK! I CON SPEAKKKKKKKKKK!

Mario: So, Meap, why are you in Video Game World?

Meap: I Shall tell you that after this commericial break....



Part 2: Meap's Story
Meap: Okay, i was on my home planet crusing around in my space ship when the moon from Zelda crushed it! i fell down so many feet it seemed like forever! Then a bird pecked me then i fainted then i woke up and met you guys and that's the end of my story

Mario: Okay...

Sonic: I Expected it to be longer

Meap: Now we need to find the peices of the ship and put them together so i can get back home!

Sonic: But we don't know how to build!

Meap: Hmmmm.....Your'e right. Let's go find some people that can help

Tails: Can i Come?

Sonic: NO!

Tails: (Crys)

Mario: You made him cry!

Sonic: ..........meh

Mario: Your'e right. Let's-a-go!