How To Make Good Games Bad

spoilers

Five Nights at Freddy's

 * make the fan characters canon
 * all of them
 * the bite of 87 is actually the bite of 83
 * it's all a dream

Undertale

 * let it be run by tumblr
 * make all the r34 real
 * when they get to the surface everything is DESTROYED BECAUSE WORLD WAR III
 * flowey is a good guy