EPIK FACEOFFS OF EPIKNESS! ITS SO EPIK!

DIS IS A PAGE WHERE WE DO FACE-OFFS WITH THINGS VS. THINGS AND ITS KIND OF LIKE AND EPIC STORY BUT YOU CONSTANTLY ADD WITHIN MINUTES!

Rules

 * You can not take away all HPs. Only half or less. Half can only be done by super-big-anti-destruction-missles.
 * The attacks have to do with the Team you're on.
 * Nothing gorey. This isn't Call of Duty (I think)
 * If one team does not respond to the attacks in a few days, they are defeated.
 * New Rule: You must a warn a team if they aren't responding.

Team Meap

 * Tornadospeed
 * Mochlum
 * Dan Tennyson
 * Alternate Phineas

Team Hamburgers

 * Ronald McDonald
 * SonicAndKnuckles

BATTLE!
Mochlum: Cut-efies the hamburgers.

SonicAndKnuckles: Shoots Pokemon toys and hamburgers and Ronald McDonals plushies at Meap.

Mochlum: Uses Meap's ship to crash into Ronald McDonald, and taking the pokemon toys, hamburgers, and Ronald McDonald toys from him while crashing.

Tornadospeed: Meap fires his rainbow destruction laser at Team Hamburgers.

Mochlum: Eats Ronald's only source of power: his burgers.

Tornadospeed: Takes away Ronald's clown outfit revealing him to be an average 60-year-old. Yes he still has normal clothes on.

Warning
Team Ronald McDonald, you should fight back soon or else you will lose.

Team Mickey Mouse (Half HP)

 * Mickey Mouse
 * Alternate Phineas
 * Add your name!

Team Winnie the Pooh

 * Mochlum
 * Pooh
 * CCs and Cream
 * Tornadospeed
 * Add your name!

BATTLE!
Mochlum: Shoots honey at Mickey.

CCs and Cream: Throws plenty of bee hives at Mickey.

Tornadospeed: Throws a bunch of honey pots at Mickey.

Mochlum: Sinks Mickey in honey.

Tornadospeed: Traps Mickey's head in a honey jar so he can't breathe.

Mickey: *loses half HPs*

WINNER!
Team Winnie the Pooh wins be default since Team Mickey wouldn't fight back.

Team Max and May

 * SonicAndKnuckles
 * Mochlum

Team Max and Ruby (Disqualified)

 * Add your name!

Team Who Hates Them Both

 * CCs and Cream
 * Tornadospeed
 * Alternate Phineas

BATTLE!
SonicAndKnuckles: Throws Pokemon toys at Max and Ruby.

Mochlum: Simply punches Max and Ruby in the faces

CCs and Cream: Attacks both teams.

Tornadospeed: Fires Lasers at both teams.

Mochlum: SENDS SONIC BOMB AT BOTH OTHER TEAMS CAUSING THEM TO not die, BUT GET HARMED! HAAAAAAAAAAARDLY!

Alternate Phineas: Ties a grenade to his back and runs into the crowd.

Mochlum: Uses Pikachu to make a SUPA DUPA BIG FORCE FIELD THAT PROTECTS ME FROM GRENADE!

Tornadospeed: Launches nukes at both teams.

Mochlum: Uses Pikachu to make a SUPA DUPA BIG FORCE FIELD THAT PROTECTS ME FROM NUKE!

Max and Ruby: *dies*

MAX AND RUBY HAVE BEEN DISQUALIFIED SINCE THEY ARE NOT COUNTER-ATTACKING!

Team 42 (Half HP)

 * 42
 * Tornadospeed
 * CompliensCreator00
 * Alternate Phineas
 * Add your name!

Team -42 (Half HP)

 * -42
 * Mochlum
 * Add your name!

BATTLE!
Tornadospeed: Fires Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books at -42!

-42: CREATES ANTIMATTER!

CompliensCreator00: Creates antiantimatter.

Tornadospeed: Ctreates super antiantiantimatter!

Mochlum: Creates SUPER-ANTI-ANYTHING-INATOR and turns Tornadospeed into anti-Tornadospeed.

42: Reverses Super-Anti-Anything-inator's effects

-42: Turns 42 into Unreversable-Anti-Matter, which is unreversable.

Tornadospeed: Attacks -42 Team with Supreme Epicness

Mochlum: Turns Tornadospeed into Unreversable-Anti-Matter

Tornadospeed: Reverses it anyway and fires the one thing -42 cannot defeat: PICKLES

Mochlum: Sacrifices myself to 42 so it gets -42 powers mixed up and blows up the ENTIRE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!

Everyone loses half HPs. Including Team -42 and Team 42.

Team Phineas

 * Phineas
 * Prof. Wright
 * Alternate Phineas
 * Tornadospeed

Team Phineas

 * Phineas
 * Mochlum
 * Phinedroid

BATTLE!
Phineas: Punches Phineas!

Phineas: Also punches Phineas!

Prof. Wright: Spills chemicals on Phineas!

Tornadostar: Oh no, a clone vs. the original. Which is which? Throws rocks at both of them.

Mochlum: Shoots Phineas.

Tornadostar: Gets confused

Mochlum: Shoots Tornadostar

Tornadostar: Reflects bullet which fires back at Mochlum

Mochlum: Turns into Epik Cheeseburger which is immune to bullets. Then i freeze time, move the bullet right next to your chest, then unfreezes time. Then it moves forward and goes to Tornadostar so fast he can't deflect.

Tornadostar: Moves faster than the bullet and dodges it. Shoots Shoop da Whoop's lasers at everyone else.

Mochlum: Uses Phineas's non-liking of video games which is technically a relationship (a non-liking relationship), which means I can use Sonic's stuff because its related to Phineas and I can use it to summon the Nine Chaos Emeralds to transform into SUPA MOCHLUM!! That was a massive rationalization, but I like rationalizations!

Team Peanut Butter

 * Alternate Phineas
 * Add your name!

Team Jelly (WINNER)

 * Tornadospeed
 * Mochlum
 * Add your name!

BATTLE!
Tornadospeed: Attacks Peanut Butter with jelly jar!

Mochlum: Shoots grape jelly at Peanut Butter

Mochlum: Uses spoon and jelly to whack Peanut Butter.

Tornadospeed: Whacks Peanut Butter out of the pantry with jelly jar!

WINNER!
Jelly wins by default since Peanut Butter wouldn't fight back.

Team Blue

 * Add your name here!

Team Gold

 * Add your name here!

Team Waterproof Undergarments

 * Mochlum
 * Tornadospeed
 * Add your name here!

Team Unwaterproof Undergarments (Quarter HP)

 * Add your name here!

BAAAAAAAAATTLE!
Mochlum: Drenches Unwaterproof Undergarments with water!

Tornadospeed: Washes Unwaterproof with pure water!

Mochlum: Throws Unwaterproof Undergarments into a pool and closes the lid on it.

Unwaterproof Undergarmets loses 3/4 HP (and shrinks).

WINNER!
Team Waterproof Undergarments wins by default since no one joined team Unwaterproof Undergarments so they couldn't fight back.

Cheddar VS. Mozzarella (Finished Battle)
Add a picture if you dare.

Team Cheddar (WINNER)

 * Tornadospeed
 * Mochlum
 * Add your name!

Team Mozzarella

 * Add your name!

BATTLE!
Tornadospeed: Fires Cheddar's deliciousness ray!

Mochlum: EXPLODEZ INTO CHEDDAR CHEESEZ!

Tornadospeed: Launches epic Cheddar missiles at Mozzarella!

WINNER!
Cheddar wins by default since nobody joined Team Mozzarella so no one could fight.

Team Ice Cream

 * Add your name!

Team Reese's Candy

 * Mochlum
 * Add your name!

Team That Loves Them Both

 * ME.

BATTLE!
Mochlum: Summons E.T. to shoot you with his epikness.