Wind Waker

The Wind Waker is a magical stick (I AM FRICKIN SERIOUS)

With the Wind Waker, you can change the direction of the wind.

It's from a game called The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker (see, they were named after each other).

Toon Link uses it (I call him Toon Link rather than Link just to follow Brawl termology)

I have prepared a little song about the Wind Waker.

IF YOU CHANGE THE WIND DIRECTION, USING THE WIND WAKER MAKES IT EASY

NOT USING THE WIND WAKER WOULD TAKE A MILLION GIGOWATTS OF ENERGY OVERRIDING THE LOCAL POWER GRID

I know, it needs a chorus.

Anyway, I also have a story about it.

Oh, what do you kids know?