UMG's Version of Saria's Song When Chat is Dead

Bored as Fawk

Bored as Fawk

Bored as freaking goddayum fa-aw-wk

I can't stand it

I hate life

I hate life

I hate life

I'm so bored.

My li-ife sucks

Just wanna die.

Suicide, suicide, suicide...

Can't stand my, freaking dayum, stupid life,

Suicide, suicide, suicide

Kill me, Kill me, Kill me, Kill me, Kill me, Kill me now-ow

Just wan-na die.

Repeat.