Oh, you don't have to call me Your Majesty.

Now you can call be Alley.

Or you can call me Wally.

Or you can call me Ben!

Or you can call me Alley Ben!

Or you can call me Alley Ben Junior!

Or you can call me...

2 hours later...

Or you can call me Wally Alley Ben Junior!

(Garfield:) This guy has more names that the Istanbul Phone Book.