User blog comment:Tornadospeed/I'm Bored./@comment-4607008-20111128002315/@comment-4607008-20111128002805

Hmph. Once upon a time there was a Christmas Tree. But it wasn't an ordinary Christmas Tree. It was an EVIL Christmas Tree. A man held hs son up high so he could put the star on top. The star gave the tree the ultimate power. The tree ate the dad and the son, and the tree broke free from the house, never to be seen again.