EPIC STORY OF EPICNESS

I ONCE GOT CHASED BY A DRUNK PERSON WITH A GOLF CLUB It was scary HE TRIED TO KILL MEH THEN A GIANT SQUID SAVED ME AND I NAMED IT JEFFERY. THEN I WOKE UP. THEN I FELL BACK ASLEEP AND ME AND JEFFERY BAKED COOKIES AND MUFFINS THEN WE FLEW OFF INTO THE SUNSET ON A MAGIC CLOUD MADE OF PUPPIES AND RAINBOW KITTENS THEN HE MADE A GIANT WAFFLE WITH ICE CREAM AND WE ATE IT THEN WE WATCHED OUR ENEMIES DIE VIOLENTLY THEN WE BURNED A CITY THAT WORSHIPPED EVERYTHING I HATE THEN, JEFFERY SAID "I'll see you in your next dream." THEN HE FLEW OFF INTO THE MOONLIT OCEAN, NEVER TO SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY UNTIL I RETURNED.

THE END.

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