Imma firin mah lazer da muvee

Eeet ees da best movie of all tiem. Eeet ees about Shoop da Whoops and Doctor Octoganpuses from Marz who killl pingas.

Plot
Bob-omb ate some tomatoes then daid so he ordered Thor to go with Nyan to kill Dixie Kong, but they must compete against Doctor Octoganopus and Shoop Da Whoop, two other bounty hunters, who are also trying to kill Dixie Kong.

Cast

 * Julia Roberts as Shoop da Whoop
 * Dick Van Dike as Doctor Octoganopus
 * Mickey Mouse as Nyan Cat
 * Donkey Kong as Dixie Kong
 * Johnny Depp as Tomato #3,469
 * Micheal Bay as Bob-omb
 * Captain America as Thor

Reception
The movie was praised for its use of TOASTER and BOWSHA. It has absolutely no DINNER so the critics just DIED.

It got -290% on Rottentomatoes. Good for you, bob!

Controversy
The entire population of the universe who didn't like it hated it because there was no ponies in it so some brony murdered the director (Micheal Bay), which caused explosions to cease existance.