Pacific Rim: The Abridged Version

WARNING:THERE SHALL BE SPOILERS!!!!!!

(btw, see this in reald/imax 3d, its frickin awesome)

THA' DANG MOVIE, BIPCHES
some guy: so we're the jagerz and we started fighting these things from another dimension when they kept kicking our buttz. we got good and kicked their buttz but they started to kick our buttz again cuz they got smarter and now the worlds screwed and my brothers dead cuz they killed him (LATER) That Black Guy From The Wire: wazzup world government The World: SCREW YOU JAGERS WE'RE F*CKED WE'RE GONNA STOP FUNDING YOU AND BUILD A MASSIVE WALL BYE BYE GO BACK TO HONG KONG WHERE YOU AND YOUR ROBOTS/CREW LIVE Wire Guy: THEY'RE NOT ROBOTS THEY ARE MECHS The World: WHO CARES (leaves him) Wire Guy: imma get Some Guy and see if he can prove him wrong (somewhere in Alaska) Some Guy: waaaaaaaah my brothers dead and im building a dumb wall :((((( News People: some monsters invaded austrailia today and ripped da massive wall apart like paper Workers: WHAT? (Wire Guy shows up) Wire Guy to Some Guy: so the wall's crap eh? Some Guy: yeah Wire Guy: wanna help me kill monsters with mechs again Some Guy: HELL YEA (They go to Hong Kong) That Redhead Asian Chick in That New Wolverine Movie:(in chinese) lol this dude looks like crap Some Guy: (somehow in chinese too) AW HELL NAW Asian Chick: …HAHAHAH IM JOKING IM WIRE GUYS ASSISSANT (Inside base) Wire Guy: (finishes off introducing pointless people) and heres your jager mate who will help control ur mech Some Guy: hey Dikish Mate: LOL IM SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU LOL Some Guy: i hate him Wire Guy: K LETS TRAIN AGAIN (Later in training area) (Some Guy does well but screws up later) Asian Chick: LOL U SUCK Some Guy: okay, go against me then Asian Chick: k (kicks his butt) LOL U SUCK Some Guy: i like u now wanna be my partner? Wire Guy: NO. Dikish Mate: LOL IM DA BEST Wire Guy: …FINE (Meanwhile) Charlie from Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia: lul im gonna mess with this monster brain cuz imma scientist (connects with brain) F^%# IT HURTS TO BE CONTINUED.......