Like Cola

Is your caffeine-free cola so horrible. SO, HERE'S THE NEW ONE!

LIKE COLA!



IT'S MADE FROM THE COLA NUT AND IS SUPER AWESOME!

LIKE COLA!

Side effects include:
 * Urge to set yourself on fire
 * Nausea
 * Wanting to see a horror movie
 * Dizziness
 * Suicide
 * and soda fetishism!