The Troo Storee Of Doom

I like pie and cake, but not cake with fruit in them, its confusing and dissapointing. My point is, in the third grade, we had a turtle name Maurice, who ate so much candy and cake her shell popped off. Why do they call them escalators if they go down too? No one ever says "Did you go on the DEescalator?". The queen flew on the wings of an eagle. She had a DVR but wanted a DVD player, so the Gods sent munchkins to hypnotize her water skis. Then she took her peanut butter sandwhich for a walk. Like that famous guy once said, "theres nothing to fear, but fear and elves" IDK why hes afraid of elves. They make cookies. The earth started with a big bang BOOM then George Washington popped out of a hole in the earth like a gopher, and then the dinosaurs roamed the land, and made freeways to get to Thomas Edison as he invented basketball. Then Louis Armstrong landed on the moon. So now your probably wondering "If an elephant ate a canoe in a tree with its headlights on, ? how many pancakes would it take to get to the moon?" Well, the answer to that is a big SPAGHETTI!!!!!! However, far far ago in a galaxy long long away, Derpy Hooves just founded the new library on the other side of the fleas on Scooby Doo. Drifloon was not happy about this, so he sent the Evil Nightcore out the eat the Power Rangers that were clogging the toilets in Manhatten.

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