The Bunker 2.0/Episodes/Defending the Future

Defending the Future is the seventh episode of Season 6 in The Bunker 2.0.

Part 1 - Preparing a Vacation
CC00: This is going to be great, my friend! The future! I literally live in 2034, so we are going there!

Moon Snail: 2034? Sounds like a good dea-

CC00: Or even better- 2323! It repeats, and is further on in! Technology must be WAY better!

Moon Snail: But what if they use technology against us?

CC00: No worries, it'll all be fine! I have it all planned out. In my time, people were cool. There will probably be cyborg rights by then, anyway. And you remember what I am.

MS: Yeah but-

CC00: No tears, only the FUTURE! Hop on in Mr. Snail!

MS: Are you sure?

CC00: Yes, of course I am! You are an EXPERT at apocalypse survival, now aren't you?

MS: Well, I was tought by a magic talking cattail to do all this Plants vs. Zombies stuff...

CC00: Aww cool, same here! Except for me, it was an electrical cattail, but you know. Not really a difference. Electricity is like the magic of the future!

Part 2 - The Future Is In the Past!
MS: Look Comp, there's zombies. See what I meant?

CC00: No worries, I've been to Ancient Egypt, Pirate Days, the Wild West, all the good stuff.

MS: Well I've protected my house.

CC00: Neat! Alright let's get out the best plants.

MS: So Cattail and Snapdragon?

CC00: Yeah, those are good, but I was considering an ice attacker, like Snow Pea or Winter Melon.

MS: Alright, but we still are getting Cob Cannon, right?

CC00: Why wouldn't we? Of course we are also bringing the Twin Sunflowers...

MS: Of course we need those!

CC00: Alright, and bring the two best plants, Lightning Reed and Magnifying Grass!

MS: Wait, Magnifying Grass? MAGNIFYING GRASS? ONE OF THE BEST PLANTS?!? I have to stop you there, by best you mean worst.

CC00: No, I mean like, second-best-behind-Lightning-Reed.

MS: And leme guess... you also like Blover?

CC00: You're so good at this! Now we begi-

MS: Now with your opinions, I don't think we're allowed to begin.Two of your favorite plants are some of the worst I know.

CC00: Well I must disagree. Magnifying Grass is one of the best things to ever come out of my time travelling journeys!

MS: You mean most sun-depleting thing?

CC00 & MS: (BEGIN ARGUING CONSTANTLY IN BACKGROUND)

Magnifying Grass: Guys! Can we just settle this the easy way?

CC00: NOT UNTIL HE ADMITS YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIC PLANT!

MS: (simultaneously with CC00) NOT UNTIL HE ADMITS YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE PLANT!

CC00: You know what I'm gonna do? Defend that lawn over there! The one with more Power Tiles!

MS: Fine! But I get the one with the pool!

CC00: The one where you have to spend extra sun to plant anything?

MS: You have to spend extra sun to have your dumb prism attack!

CC00: Not when I plant enough Twin Sunflowers!

MS: Alright! Whoever defeats more waves of zombies wins!

CC00: Sounds like a deal!