The Bunker/Episodes/Episode 4: The Cake

One of these levels, obviously, contains yummy cake.

I was just about to say "Lets go find the cake". lulz. CAAKE.

The glorious episode 4! YES! BWAHAHAHA.

Part 1
MissingNo: Hey, did anyone just get a sudden craving for cake?

Tornadospeed: I was just about to say "Lets go find some cake". lulz. CAAKE

MissingNo: But all the cake was eliminated in the war, except the ones that Justin Bieber has.

Tornadospeed: (eye twitches) F-F-F-FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Redsox (shows up) Hey guys! I found an ad from Aperture Science that they're looking for test subjects! Open for three couragous teens that have a strong sense of bravery and black humor!

Tornadospeed: Well, what's in it for us?

Redsox: Wait! (reading) If you make it back alive, you will recive free cake!!!

MissingNo: Yay! I say me, Redsox and Tornado go as subjects!

Redsox: Yeah!

ACF: Hey, I'm going too. I WANT THAT CAKE!

MissingNo: Then what are we waiting for? Let's go!

Tornadospeed: Yeah! We should see if there a maximum number of participants, and if anyone else wants to go with us!

Bob: DIdn't it say THREE people can go?

ACF: IT'S FOR CAKE! (hits Bob with a mallet)

MissingNo: COME ON! I JUST WANT CAKE! *runs outside*

Tornadospeed: Okei. *leaves*

Redsox: Okay, now to go to Aperture Science.............. BY MAP!!!!

(insert travel montauge)

Tornadospeed: Great idea, Red! Let's go inside! (goes in)

Redsox: Hello! We're here for the job! ........ Man, it's dark here....

Tornadospeed: I guess no one's-

(all four get injected with some fluids, and fall through the floor)

All: CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!

(boom)

Part 2
ACF: (Wakes up) Ugh. Wut just happened?

Redsox: Ughhhhh.... all I remember is being injected with something, tasting Pepsi in my mouth, and crashing here...

??????: Hello subjects #4576, #4577, #4578, and #4579. My name is GLaDOS. Welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center.....

MissingNo: Wha? GLaDOS? What's that? Where are we? And what number am I

Tornadospeed: Deja vu-ish moment here.

Redsox: Yeah..

MissingNo: Just give us the cake, GLaDOS.

Tornadospeed: Do we get both halves of the ASHPD seperately like in the game?

MissingNo: I JUST WANT CAKE! *runs into wall and faints* {C} {C} {C} {C}ACF: It's like I've...Been here before....OH NOEZ! I HAVE!

GLaDOS: Yes, yes you have, #4578.

ACF: Well, at lease I know my number.

MissingNo: *raises head lying on the ground* Hey! What's my number?!

Redsox: What's mine? Where's the portal gun, AND WHEN DO WE GET CAKE?????

ACF: Red's is #4576, Tornadospeed's is #4577, mine is #4578, and MissingNo.'s is #4579.

Redsox: How did you know that?

ACF: I read the script (4th Wall cracks)

4th Wall: Ow.

MissingNo: Stop breaking the fourth wall! We don't have enough money to fix it! Oops-

4th Wall: (cracks again) STOP THAT!

Redsox: Well, when do we get testing? The quicker we get testing, we get the Portal Gun, when we get the Portal gun, the faster we get CAKE!!!!!

Tornadospeed: I found a sign! Look!

Tornadospeed: One of these levels, obviously, contains yummy cake.

MissingNo: Great! I call level one.

Tornadospeed: Ok lets goooo! (enters the first chamber)

Redsox: Hmmm.... (pick up cube, puts it on button, and walks through portal) Simple!

GLaDOS: Very good.

Tornadospeed: The elevator! (enters)

In the elevator...

Tornadospeed: You know that we're gonna have to make this a montage to cut time, right?

ACF: I guess so. (Inserts montage like the one here from 1:30 to 2:20)

Tornadospeed: That's better.

MissingNo: Can we get out of the elevator now?