User blog comment:Phantom R/Shoddy Birthday Game Thing - My Style/@comment-841928-20130321191920

"Join Dan in a fight with Jake."

One day, I was walking down the street, when I saw that Dan was somehow walking next to me.

Me: "o hey dan from the wiki, i never knew i would see u irl"

Dan: "me neither! i guess its a huge coincedence"

But then, Jake the Dog randomly fell from the sky!

Jake the Dog: "o hey guys im here to fight u two cuz the story demands it"

So, we began to fight Jake in the most awesome and bada$$ way possible!

Both: "jake, y u do tier 15?" (free cookie to whoever gets the reference)

Jake: "o nooooooeees y didn't i realize it?????? *implodes*"

THE END