The Fed-X-Factor

Announcer: Tired of plain old bland trucks delivering your special stuff? Well then you should try the Fex-X-Factor! We don't only bring you packages, we bring you a live concert of singers with judges including Simon Cowell! You will love it! We even have the night deliveries for nocturnal people!

People: STOP THE SINGING! WE'RE TRYIN TO SLEEP!

Announcer: You will love it! Well, you better or ELSE I SHALL SH ON YOU!