The Random Adventures of Mr. Random

The Random Adventures of Mr.Random are the Random Adventures of Mr.Random. MR stands for Mr.Random

1
Person: OH NO! FIRE!

Mr. Random: Undies!

2
Person: What do you think about my car?

Mr. Random: Small Fluffy Pillow!

3
Dog: Woof

Mr. Random: Long Ladders!

4
Daughter: I got an A+!

MR: GLEE IS THE BEST SHOW EVER! WATCH GLEE!

5
MR: (Knocking on Door)

Wife: What?!

MR: Pig

6
Person: What horse a ypu betting for?

MR: So you Fart. (This is from So You Think)

'''There are LOTS more. I can't be bothered writing them all now.'''