Mei Goes Poop

 is an abomination.

Premise
You'll never know what hit you Won't see me closing in I'm gonna make you suffer This hell you put me in I'm underneath your skin The devil within You'll never know what hit you

Reception
First you found out She said it's not what it looks like Then she freaked out So you said baby it's alright

That should've been it But you let her back in

You sat at home While she called you a liar Said you weren't alone Lit your Prius on fire

She was feelin' hurt So now you walk to work

Did she tell you it was love? Tell you it's the first time Tell you it's the last time Have you had enough? Have you fallen for her blue eyes? Fallen for her white lies?

That should've been it But you let her back in

Oh She's a little bit dangerous, dangerous I said oh She's a little bit dangerous and you can't resist Pull you in leave you wanting more Leave your heart lying on the floor Oh She's a little bit dangerous

Stole your AMEX Dropping cash like she earned it Put you in debt So you made her return it You told her it was wrong But she kept the Louboutins

Did she tell you it was love? Tell you it's the first time Tell you it's the last time Have you had enough? Have you fallen for her blue eyes? Fallen for her white lies?

That should've been it But you let her back in

Oh She's a little bit dangerous, dangerous I said oh She's a little bit dangerous and you can't resist Pull you in leave you wanting more Leave your heart lying on the floor Oh She's a little bit dangerous

Oh She's a little bit dangerous, dangerous I said oh She's a little bit dangerous and you can't resist Pull you in leave you wanting more Leave your heart lying on the floor Oh She's a little bit dangerous

She said I'm never gonna tell another lie He said if you love me better look me in the eye She said if you leave then I'm gonna make you cry He said, She said You should've said

Oh She's a little bit dangerous, dangerous I said oh She's a little bit dangerous and you can't resist Pull you in leave you wanting more Leave your heart lying on the floor Oh She's a little bit dangerous

Never let her go

Oh She's a little bit dangerous, dangerous I said oh She's a little bit dangerous and you can't resist Pull you in leave you wanting more Leave your heart lying on the floor Oh She's a little bit dangerous

Never let her go Never let her go Pull you in leave you wanting more Leave your heart lying on the floor Oh She's a little bit dangerous

Trivia

 * Mei doesn't actually poop