User blog:UltimateMegaGeo/Today is the Apocalypse.

Many people have believed in past apocalypses such as 12/21, but this is the most feared among people. Today is 3/3/13. Rumor has it that the world will undergo AT LEAST 3 plagues today. Some even believe more devasting events may occur, but none more then the death of Gaben. People, run. Run towards your loved ones, do all of this, as the world is coming to an end. These may be my last words. Goodbye far world. (Hopefully today was worth the weight for all the sadly suicidal people.)
 * Shortage of cheeseburgers,
 * All Valve games will be recalled,
 * Death of our hero, Gabe Newell.

LARRY!? I WAS CALLIN' YOU LARRY!   14:27, March 3, 2013 (UTC)