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Asbjørn Fredrik
Asbjørn Fredrik (18th April 1965 - 1 June 2009) was the group's master pyromaniac. Born in Norway, Asbjørn joined the group after Xiam offered him 1000 kroner. He had ties to the Animal Liberation Front (ALF) and the Earth Liberation Front (ELF). He was responsible for the Saint Foobar McDonald's bombing in Jetania, which killed 96 people and injured 107 more. He was killed in the crash of Air France Flight 447 in 2009.

Stix
Collin McAster (b. 19th October 1971), better known as Stix, was a high serving troop of the organization. Collin has one child, born in 1995. He has appeared on several talk shows discussing his time in De' Capolai.

Shelby McAster
Shelby McAster (b. 17th January 1995 as Steven McAster), is Stix's son by birth and daughter by sex change. She came out as transgender in 2014 and complete sex reassignment surgery in 2015.

Laura McAster
Laura McAster (14th February 1971 - 2 April 1999) was Stix's wife who lived in Canada. She was hired by Xiam after she was found working at a KFC drive-thru. She was killed when a military vehicle she was driving, a modified Hummer, crashed and flipped into a minefield.

Skeletor
Joe Moczydłowski (1 April 1964 - 7th August 2002), better known as Skeletor, was the Secretary General and master propagandist of the group.

He hosted Mal Samad, the satellite television station run by the group, aired on Hot Bird 2 at 48.9 degrees west, Telstar 4 at 29 degrees east, and NileSat 102 at 3 degrees west. The station was subscribed to the following wire services: Reuters, Associated Press, Agence France Presse, and Deutsche Presse Agentur. It also sourced stories from North Korea's Korean Central Television, Pakistan's PTV Home and PTV National, and the United States' ABC and NBC.

Mal Samad's programming consisted of propaganda, news, soap operas, action shows, movies, and mostly American-made kids programs. It also aired music videos and fillers in between full-length programs and during commercial breaks, generally dedicated to the finding and killing of bullies, fundamentalist Christians, and those who opposed to De 'Capolai's rule, and the spreading of the concept of being a Shriner. Skeletor was killed in 2002 in a explosion caused by TNT bombs laid by Hoshi Jetanian soldiers.

Skeletorette
Anna Barker (6th March 1972 - 23rd April 2011), better known as Skeletorette, was Skeletor's wife. She committed suicide by pit bull mauling in 2011. 