Ads that make the thing the company is selling look bad

Achoos
Achoos Achoos Achoos

They are too dumb for you

You won't like 'em I swear

They don't have any hair

Pizzabox Piggies
Pizzabox Piggies are getting ready for summer! They will put slop on the beach. They are no fun.

Buck and the Big Sky High Thing
Here are some reviews for a movie you'll surely hate!

"WORST MOVIE EVER"

"We don't like this movie"

"It's bad in other planets!"

With this offer comes *drumdrool* a TOILET! (Toilet sold separately)