The Talk Show...I mean Page...Well, page AND show-with Clamshot the Dumb Clam

Are you so dumb that you've been getting F-'s in school since you were in kindergarten? Well here it is! The Talk Page Show with Clamshot the Dumb Clam! (I was dumb enough to be Clamantha's boyfriend *giggles*) Here's an example of how you input a question:

Your Username
Your Username: Question?

Clamshot the Dumb Clam: Answer. (Do not put my answer here or you'll be kicked out LITERALLY. Kicked out of Earth and you'll land on the moon)