Disney Channel

Disney Channel is a channel owned by Disney that airs almost nothing but teen sitcoms and rarely any cartoons. It was made by Disney so they could get money (stupid greedy companies like wikia). Most users only watch it for Phineas and Ferb.

Renekar's Review
seeing all of your reviews make me want to shoot myself.

TimtheTumbleweed's Review
Phineas and Ferb - Complete and utter s*** along with the rest of the f***ing channel, I don't know how people like you can f***ing stand this s*** j***s f***.

CC00's review
Wizarrds of Waverly Place - DUMB TEENAGERS AND STUFF! F--

Good Luck Charlie - DUMB TEENAGERS AND STUFF! F--

Fish Hooks - I don't see why people say this is a ripoff of SpongeBob. The only similarity is they feature sea creatures but that's it. It's okay but could do better. C-

Hannah Montana - DUMB TEENAGERS AND STUFF! F---

Sonny With a Chance - With a chance of what? Pizza? Meatballs? Oh, right..... DUMB TEENAGERS AND STUFF! F--

So R@ndom - You thin you are Random? You are just DUMB TEENAGERS AND STUFF! F- (It might have slight comedy but probly not)

For goodness Shake it Up - DUMB TEENAGERS AND STUFF! F

A.N.T Farm - DUMB TEENAGERS AND STUFF! F--

Phineas and Ferb - Awesome, DOOF ROCKS! YEAH! A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Mickey Mouse - Yes, a nice classic. A+

Tornadospeed's Review
Gravity Falls: 9.9/10

Phineas and Ferb: 7.7/10

Everything else I don't care about enough to rate.

S&K 2.0 Review

 * Phineas and Ferb - Worst show Ever, ruined Pokemon
 * Fish Hooks - Bea is hot
 * Gravity Falls - Mabel is so cute, especially with those leg warmers
 * ANT Farm - Where's Pikachu?
 * Shake it Up - Where's Pikachu?
 * Jessie - Where's Pikachu?

Kh2cool's Review
Phineas and Ferb - Very good show, but after ATCD the show stopped relying on running gags and instead of two boys making summer last by building a giant slide or swing, two brothers making summer last by going to africa with they're family while they're sister tries not to bust them. I like the show but it had more tradition before the movie.

Fish Hooks - I fail to see how this is a Spongebob Clone, If Every under water show is a copy of something else then that means Spongebob would be copying The Snorks, Its a funny show and really random I don't like the new episodes as much as the old ones but Its decent.

Gravity Falls - Great show, To all Gravity Falls Haters Don't let the series promo's fool you Gravity Falls is actually a really great show.

The New Mickey Mouse Show - Well Its a great show and I love the characters are great my favorite part is - Hold on one second...this show hasn't been made or wasn't thought of.......well Disney what the heck

Suite Life of Zack and Cody - This is probably the best "Teen" show technically they're not teens but still teen show I've ever seen on Disney Channel, even to this day its still funny to see Zack and Cody get in trouble.

Suite Life of Deck - Its a good show, When it first came on TV it looked great. Zack and Cody return except this time on a boat and it was great and still as funny as Zack and Cody. But they went down hill towards the ending of season 3, Every character needed a boy/girl friend to go to the prom with them and everyone got a girlfriend and it got to romancy and I didn't really like it, good show but Zack and Cody's better.

Wizards of Waverly Place - Its also another great show on Disney Channel, On Season 1 they weren't so sure what they were going to do but as they went to season 2 they've really stepped up and improved.

Cory in the House - Oh man, I forgot this show even existed and that's not a good thing either, I really enjoyed this show and was funny and I actually liked this better than That's So Raven.

Hannah Montanna - Okay so after reading J. Severe's Review I sat down and watched some episodes of Hannah Montanna on TV,

Good Luck Charlie - Come on GLC isn't that bad and its actually funny and think Gabe and PJ are the funniest characters in the show, and is my favorite new teen show right now, the only problems I have with it are the first one is I hate that Teddy and Spencer had gotten back together, first I hate that Spencer so much and them getting back together is just gonna add more romance to the show, and second I hate that Tobby is apart of the show, I mean who cares if Charlie is 4 now it was unneeded to add a new baby.

Shake It Up - Its an okay show at best, Its not that bad but I'd rather watch them have a slumber party then do some lame dance show to be honest, There are some parts that make me chuckle and some parts that even get me hyped.

Jessie - Of course I'd like this show, Chirag Gupta and Holly Hills from Diary of a Wimpy Kid and Bailey from Suite Life on Deck and two other people join in a show, I like this show but I hate the doorman because just like Spencer he is ruining the show with his love for Jessie other than that this show is good, and it better stay like that.

Austin and Ally - They're cast is un-attracting, I can't find someone saying they'd want to date anyone but that's not the point. Its a little cliche in my opinion, its like Disney hired any old loser just to make a quick buck.

ANT Farm - Okay so I've been watching ANT Farm, and I guess I underestimated the show a little, its not good but its not bad its just an okay show.

Mochlum's Reviews of Disney's Former Good, but now, EH, Channel
Okay, first of all, I don't hate Disney. Only most Disneychannel shows. Anyway, the Disney movies (especially the classics) are good, just the people who run Disneychannel are the greedy ones. I do agree with the fact that Disney needs less teenage shows.


 * Phineas and Ferb: PHINEAS AND FERB 4EVAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EPICNESS! IT HAS ADVENTURE! IT HAS HUMOR! IT HAS ROMANCE! IT HAS DRAMA! IT HAS PLATYPUSES! IT HAS SECRET AGENTS! IT HAS MUSIC! HAS GELATIN! IT HAS A BLOWTORCH AND SOME MORE PEANUT BUTTER! IT ROCKS!!!!!!! AND DON'T SAY IT IS ALWAYS THE SAME, CAUSE IT'S NOT! RUNNING GAGS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THE SAME, YET DIFFERENT! FOR EXAMPLE, "Hey, where's Perry?" is different then "Oh can I say it? Where's Perry? Where is that Platypus? Where art thou Perry? Where P-man is?". See what I mean. AND THE IDEA OF THE SHOW IS THE SAME, YET DIFFERNET, TOO! FOR EAMPLE, building a rollercoaster or building a Icy-Penguin-Freeze Your Socks Off-Breath-inator thingey, is different then helping your sister retrieve a disc from a giant robot or making some meatloaf with hate. SEE! THE SHOW IS EPIK!!!!!!! AAAAAAAA+++++++++
 * Wizards of Waverly Place: Pretty good. SELENA IS SO HOT! It's kinda humor, but the newer episodes are getting a little more annoying. Still, SELENA IS SO HOT! A-
 * Good Luck Charlie: Okay.... The humor is so-so, there is finally a show of someone who is NORMAL, not a wizard or a pop star or whatever. And also I related to it, for I have younger siblings. B-
 * Fish Hooks: Neh. Not NEAR as good as Phineas and Ferb, and we don't need another Spongebob. Trust me. C-
 * Hannah Montanna: KILL IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EPIC FAIL MUSIC, EPIC FAIL HUMOR, EPIC FAIL CHARACTERS, EPIC FAIL EVERYTHING! Pretty much EPIC FAIL! When I saw the first episode (I was like 6 or something) I liked it, but when I heard REAL humor on a certain show (Ineas-phay and Erb-fay) I realized this one VERY important thing: this show sucks. F+
 * Sonny With a Chance (of me wanting to EXPLODE when I hear it.): I HATE Demi Lavoto, the skits are annoying, and the humor is dry and pointless. D-
 * So Random : NOT RANDOM, JERKS! WE'RE RANDOM, NOT YOU GUYS! The sketches are really stupid, waaay to much music stuff (horrible singing), and it's disgusting, too. THEY ALWAYS MAKE STUPID PARODIES OF HARRY POTTER! ITS SO INSULTING! BLECH! F-
 * Shake it Up: Sucks. The show has the worst humor, the most digitized singing I've ever heard, and they've already ran out of episode ideas. Plus, the show that they are staring on IN the show must be kinda boring, since it's just dancing. F-
 * A.N.T. Farm: I wanna squish it like an ant. Fail humor. Bad singing. Same annoying concept (high school and music and stuff). D-
 * Disney Channel Original Movies: Seriously? Why do you even try, people who manage Disneychannel in Disney? WHY? This doesn't count Phineas and Ferb: Across the 2nd Dimension. F- for most, AAAAA++++ for AS2D.
 * Suite Life: Kinda stupid. ALWAYS getting in trouble, setting bd examples, and worst of all, extending the show to TWO shows, and both shows have FOUR seasons, and a movie! Seriously Disney, just let that show go! Even though it is over (finally). C-
 * Have A Laugh: Okay. I like that Disney Channel is showing the classics, but they aren't showing some of my favorite cartoons as a kid like the RV one and stuff. Also, BLAM is annoying. B-
 * My Babysitter's A Vampire: STOP DOING ALL THESE SHOWS WITH VAMPIRES AND MAGIC AND PEOPLE WITH UNORDINARY STUFF LIKE THIS, DISNEY! I liked the older Disney Shows, when they had more NORMAL people instead of pop stars or vampires. This show is lame because it's just another boring violent dramatic magical show. And also, vampires has already been used in a bunch of WOWP episodes, so that concept is getting kinda old. F-

Disney XD? XD!

 * Zeke and Luthor: Stupid. F
 * I'm in the Band: THIS SHOW EXISTS? Dinkleburg... F-
 * Kickin It: Pretty stupid, but okay... D+
 * Kick Buttowski: Meh... C+
 * Pair of Kings: SO FRIGGIN STUPID I HATE THIS LARGE MONSTROSITY! F-
 * Rated A For- I think your used to this by now: FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU-

Disney Jr. (is it just me, or is dis name a ripoff of Nick Jr?)

 * Mickey Mouse Clubhouse: Um uh Disney... MICKEY WAS FOR ALL AGES! UNTIL YOU SQUISHED IT TO A TOT SHOW! NOW ITS SO DEPRESSING AND WELL, KIDDISH! DX WHY NOT MAKE A HOUSE OF MOUSE TYPE SHOW FOR DISNEY CHANNEL? WHY NOT? D+
 * Chuggington: Eh, not the best, not the worst. C-
 * Jake and the Neverland Pirates: My little brother loves it a lot, and I think it's not bad. I'd watch it over most DC teen shows. B-
 * Jungle Junction: Kinda lame, but once had this creepy thing about them floating and to get down they had to BURP three times, and it made me LAUGH OUT LOUD since it sounded stupid. D+
 * Handy Manny: Eh, kinda weird. Okay I guess... C

MarioPhineas76's Review
All the sitcom stuff right now = F-

Gravity Falls and Phineas and Ferb = A++++++

S&K's Review
I wish Pokemon was on Disney XD and DC. I still like CN, though.

Phineas and Ferb? FAIL!

Hannah Montanna? I kinda don't like it either.

Shake It Up? EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ANT Farm? Not Epic Fail!

Good Luck Charlie? YES!

Fish Hooks? I HATE THIS RIPOFF OF SPONGEBOB!

Wizards Of Waverly Place? Kinda...

So Random? BETTER THAN PHINEAS AND FERB!

Sonny With A Chance? AWESOME!

DC Original Movies? NO WAY! Usally you end up finding dumb stuff (P&F: Across The 2nd Dimension) but you find a gold coin (Pokemon The First Movie).

Alternate Phineas
(Warning: Not finsihed, reviews are harsh to considering I love Classic Disney and not these disgraces!)

Phineas and Ferb - The ONLY good show on Disney Channel for YEARS. What's so great about it? For starters, it's not annoying teenage crap that is shoved down my throat! Also, the series has a long history! The fact it's on Disney Channel was last resort for them!

Hannah Montana - This is when they started getting beyond TERRBILE! They went total (bleep)ing (bleep)! I hate this show! SO MUCH! It makes me cry seeing this disgrace on anything Disney! This is NOT Disney, this is a DISGRACE to Disney!

Good Luck Charlie - Don't. Get. Me. Started. It's bad enough my little brother likes it, but the humor it uses is terrible! They bring some "jokes" way to far, and the acting is pretty bad. Some exaples of the jokes I HATE are: *everyones says bad stuff that happned to them* Teddy: Did you not hear me? I missed my smoothie date? That was just a teribble joke! It really sucked! They way she said it was stupid to! It was so stupid I could get out a giant lazer and shoot her in the face with it. Another one is when the annoying little dba- jerk laughed evil. That was stupid.

Shake It Up - .................................................FUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

This show is one big DISGRACE to the name ''' DISNEY! '''I hate this more than any Disney Channel show ever made. Ever. My Little Brother likes this more than Good Luck Charlie. It almost makes me feel sucidal! I Google things on how bad it is. I'm glad i'm not alone in HATING THIS MONSTROSITY.

Although, some people like it, and act like.... "it's the greates thing since sliced bread." ಠ_ಠ

Fish Hooks - Okay. All it gets from me is that it's not a teenage auto-tuned 'MONSTROSITY!!! ' But I still don't care for it.

Wizards of Waverly Place - No. Not as bad as other shows, considering it as more plot to it, but it's still bad

Have a Laugh - The "Blam!" things are annoying! The normal original showing is good though

My Final Note: I miss Classic Disney....

Tpffan's Opinions
Fish Hooks: Meh...

Phineas and Ferb: BEST SHOW EVER!

Shake It Up:.....They can't sing, and their show is pointless

A.N.T. Farm: Boring, and it's a That's So Raven ripoff.

Wizards of Waverly Place: They have way too many problems like, "I like this boy but he doesn't know I exist".

So Random: LAME!

Good Luck Charlie: Meh...

Hannah Montana: SUCKS HARD.

Main Channel
My Babysitters a Vampire-Come ON!Is there ANY live-action shows on DC tats NOT realted to teens in some way!?

Shake It Up-Very predictable,the only good part is the dancing,and the jokes ARE funny at times.

Good Luck Charlie-Most the time it's not even about Charlie!It's just about Teddy and her romance problems.They're better off calling "Good Luck Teddy".

Phineas and Ferb-Oh my god,its a cartoon!You rarely see those!And it's GOOD!Omg yes!

Hannah Montanna-Anyone else glad that the series ended?IT DOWNRIGHT SUCKED.

Suite Life On Deck-It was at first great but it now is infected with the "Teen sitcoms about romance" syndrome.

Wizards Of Waverly Place-It's funny,but its also infected(see above)

Fish Hooks-It's the craziest show about fish i've ever seen(Spongebob in a close second).Overall DECENT

A.N.T. Farm-It's a good show,but I have a feeling a year from now it'll lose it's originality,and it'll turn into stupid teen crap.Yes,TEEN.

D-Coms(Original Movies)-They're a mixed bag.Usally you end up pulling out the poo(High School Musical),but it's those rare times you pull out a gold coin(P&F:Across The 2nd Dimension).So,it's mostly crap.

So Random!-It's a funny show!The only thinkg I dont like about it is the music guests.I wanna see more sketches,not annoying music crapstuffs!

Have a laugh!-"Blam!" overuses the word "Blam",the mini-cartoons are good,and Re-micks are really epic.Depends on the song.

Disney Junior
Chuggington-It's a lame show.It has stupid plots,uniteresting concept(Well,talking trains earning badges IS kinda interesting.),and overall stupid.

Little Einsteins-It's a corny show,and fails to teach you anything because you've most likely changed the channel.

Special Agenst Oso-It's a kinda good show,but it has its embarrasing moments,and the plots are for reatarded 5 year olds who need special help(Kinda makes sence now!)

Mickey Mouse Clubhouse-I kinda like it,but its kinda cheap.Overall,I kinda like it,and I like drinking too much milk and shouting "THE BOWL OF PRUNES SOLVES ALL YOUR PROBLEMS" whenever they need a mouskatool.

Jake and The Neverland Pirates-It's a good show,amittedly.It funny,and it's interesting to watch.I like watching Captain Hook ultimatley fail.

Handy Manny-Funny,but you always kinda forget what you're learning about,spanish.YOu forget the word,because they only mention it once,and it can kinda get dumb at times,and the CGI animation is fairly decent.

Overall,Disney Channel is not the great of a channel,but it has it's good moments.So I give it 7 out of 10 Fluubee Burgers.

Gray Pea Shooters Reveiw
Sweet live on deck: Ok but annoying at times

Phinaes and Ferb: ROX!!!

Hannah monsucks: Title explains it all....

Any other show: All about whiney teens THEY ALL SUCK AT LIFE THOSE STUIPED PORCIPINE WAFFLES !!

Serious they stink. WHY DO THEY HAVE TO BE THERE

CCs and Cream's Review

 * Phineas and Ferb - kewl
 * Gravity Falls - cool
 * everything else - dafuq

Agent P rocks2272's review.
We need more animated stuff like on the old Disney we knew and used to love!

My faves: Okay stuff Blech stuff:
 * Everything Phineas and Ferb.
 * Fish Hooks
 * So Random
 * All that teenage barf.
 * Jessie. That new show. I DON'T KNOW WHAT DISNEY IS ANYMORE!

Retarted Images of Retarted Teenagers
I like the teenagers better than nonsense.Pokemon Is Awesome 22:32, August 9, 2011 (UTC)

I don't. I vote for you, Kevin. 13:49, August 11, 2011 (UTC)

Nobody cares S&K Kh2cool 00:58, August 25, 2011 (UTC)

I don't like it. NermalTheBunny 02:57, December 3, 2011 (UTC)

Codelyokofan60s Review

 * My Babysitters a Vampire Best Show Ever on disney!


 * So Random! I Love it


 * Phineas and Ferb That Show Sucks OMG! its so dumb! i hate i dont know what people see in that ugly show


 * Wizards Of Waverly Place Good Show


 * A.N.T Farm: kinda Good


 * Shake It Up Love It!'


 * Good Luck Charlie I love it too


 * Suite Life On Deck Hope they make a new Sesaon of it

P&F57212's Review
Disney Jr/ Playhouse Disney:
 * Phineas and Ferb: The Awsome Show Ever Made !!!!! 10/10
 * Fish Hooks: Stupid Show 0/10
 * Good Luck Charle: I Like That Show 5/10
 * Ant Farm: The Show That Should Never be On, but it's funny 4/10
 * Jessie: YAY SOME CHARACTERS FROM THE WIMPY KID THAT PLAYS THE KIDS ON THE SHOW 9/10
 * Suite Life Series: Awsome, Funny, and Crazy ! 8/10
 * So Random/ Sonny with a Chance: Funny, But Not Too Random 2/10
 * My Babysitter's an Vampier: Stupid.... 0/10
 * Wizards: STUPID ! Sure Thing it's ending : ) 1/10

ALL OF THOSE SHOWS ON THAT CHANNLE ARE STUPID !

Thatanimeguys Review

 * Phineas and Ferb: Best disney cartoons in years!
 * Ant Farm: Actualy, not bad for a retated teen show (some part's actualy made me laph. It must be the fact their ACTUALY kids on a kid show, or their is finnaly black kids on disney)
 * Jessie: Fail
 * Shake It Up: F$@ed it up!!!
 * Wizards: Ok at first but boring now.
 * Good Luck Charlie: Please get rid of this garbage!!!
 * TBA

Numbuh400's Reveiw

 * Phineas and Ferb: BEST SHOW EVER!
 * Sunny with a Chance (Makes me want to vomit): I HATE THIS SOW! I HATE DEMI LAVATO! I DESPISE THIS SHOW MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE ON THE PLANET!
 * So Random: If thare was a competition between this show and Random-ness wiki, This wiki wold win.
 * DECOMs: Some rock (Phenias and Ferb: Across the 2nd dimentoin) and some stink (High School Musical).

NermalTheBunny's review
Phineas and Ferb: The awesome-est show ever! A+

Hannah Montana: I use to hate this show but it's cancelled(yay). F-

Shake it Up: This show would be cancelled and only on CBS. F-

A.N.T. Farm: Squish them like ants so they get cancelled. F-

Good Luck Charlie: Good Luck Charlie the LAME! F-

Fish Hooks: I think it is okay. B+

Wizards of Waverly Place: Wizards of Waverly Stupid. F-

So Random: NOT So Random, It sux. F-

Sonny with a Chance: With a chance of Meatballs, I do not like it. F-

Suite Life: Stupid. F-

My Babysitter's a Vampire: Sucks. F-

Jessie: Jessie is SO stupid. F-

Gravity Falls: I like Gravity Falls but not live-action with Phineas and Ferb, Fish Hooks, and all animated shows I liked. A+

DC Original Movies: I only like P&F: AT2D.

Disney Jr.
Chugginton: WORST SHOW EVER! F-

Jungle Junction: This is NOT a educational-racing show. F-

Little Einsteins: Same as Faves3000. F-

Special Agent Oso: Fail. F-

Mickey Mouse Clubhouse: What have I done to Mickey Mouse, Why Disney, why? E-

Jake and the Neverland Pirates: This is the only one to watch this. A+

Handy Manny: Fail because it's a rip-off of Bob the Builder. F-

AwesomeCartoonFan01's Review
yay for opinions (oh yeah, most of these are just one word, since I'm not that good at explaining things....Most of the time....)
 * Fish Hooks: It's not really that good.
 * Phineas and Ferb: et iz awsome.
 * Gravity Falls: My glob. This show ROCKS! Heck, it's even (slightly) better than Phineas and Ferb!
 * Good Luck Charile: ....I thought the show was about Charlie. Not Teddy, or that new baby. :\
 * Shake It Up: ...WHY IS THIS REAL?!
 * Jessie: Decent.
 * Suite Life on Deck: What I said for Jessie.
 * Take Two With Phineas and Ferb: Pretty good. I wonder why this isn't on anymore....
 * ANT Farm: .....Really?
 * Austin and Ally: Reminds me of Hanna Montana.
 * So Random!: .....No.

Disney XD

 * Zeke and Luther: ....Ehhh
 * Rated A For Awesome  AWFUL: Do I have to explain it?
 * Kid Vs. Kat: Awesome
 * Pair of Kings: Meh.
 * Kick Buttowski: Cool.
 * Jimmy Two-Shoes: ...It was....Okie....I guess.

Fredthefish's Review
Phineas and Ferb: Do I even need to say it? Best show ever.

Fish Hooks: It's okay, but nowhere close to P&F or the shows on Cartoon Network.

Shake It Up: NO.

A.N.T. Farm: It's alright, but WHY MUST EVERYTHING BE IN HIGH SCHOOL NOW?!?

Hannah Montana: I literally threw a party when it was cancelled.

Good Luck Charlie: The little kid is the best actor on the show, but the rest of the show sucks.

Jessie: Same as Good Luck Charlie, but that lizard is the best actor.

DC Original Movies: THEY ALL SUCK (except for this one.)

Wizards of Waverly Place: YOU'RE GIVING WIZARDS A BAD NAME!

Rawrlego's Disney Channel opinion

 * Phineas and Ferb - 10/10 would rate again
 * Fish Hooks - 7/10
 * Good Luck Charlie - 4/10
 * ANT Farm - 2/10
 * Zeke and Luther - 3/10
 * (almost) Everything else - 0/10

MrJoshbumstead's reveiw

 * PHINEAS AND FERB- WICKED AWSOME! THE BEST THREE IS! PERRY ROCKS!Phineas_and_Isabella_hugging.jpg

The rest are terible because they arnt like Mickey Mouse or Winnie the Pooh which are awsome!

Isabella and Lego Liker's reviews

 * Phineas and Ferb and Gravity Falls A+
 * Fish Hooks D-
 * Everything Else F-

Disney Juinor

 * Haven't seen much of it, but Jake and the Neverland Pirates looks liks a B-ish, at least until I see the special episode 2/13 on Disney Channel.

J. Severe's Review

 * Phineas and Ferb: Arguably the best show on the channel. With vibrant animation, an all-star cast, clever and laugh-out-loud humor, as well as catchy songs with each episode, this series is one of the best things to come out TV since Sliced Bread: The Series on CBS. A+.


 * Wizards of Waverly Place: Arguably the best live-action show on the channel. A nice departure from the other serieses, this one focuses on fantasy and magic. The jokes are funny, Selena Gomez is pretty, the romance is done quite well for a tween show, and the continuity is amazing. The wizard challenge scene in the movie is one of the best moments of DCOM history. A.


 * The Suite Life serieses: Suite Life of Zack and Cody was one of the best DC shows of its time, featuring the mischievous twins, a colorful cast of characters, and, heck, it just made you feel good. A. Suite Life on Deck wasn't as great, but it was one of the few boy-centric shows on DC, so B+.


 * Have a Laugh!: 'Bout time Disney has their classic characters on the channel. The short versions of the theatrical cartoons are still great, and seem to be remastered in HD, while "BLAM!" is annoying yet oddly interesting, and "Re-Micks" is... awkward. A-.


 * Hannah Montana: The first season brings back memories - back then, Miley Cyrus was just a cute little girl. The second season was less good, but still nice. The third season brought more dough for Disney, a feature film, and Miley Cyrus turning into a monster. The fourth season was in HD, had Hannah's secret revealed to the world, and a tear-jearking series finale. B.


 * Good Luck Charlie: Being a family-centric series, this show is a bit more enjoyable than the others. B.


 * Fish Hooks: Personally, I don't think the show is that great, but it's one of the two cartoons on DC, so it gets massive points for that. B-.


 * So Random!: It's Sonny Without a Chance without Demi Lovato, and a bunch of show spoofs. Sadly, it also had Justin Bieber as a guest star. My ears. C+.


 * Jessie: Normally, I wouldn't care too much about a show about this, but it's set in New York City, and it has Debby Ryan of SLOD fame and that Indian kid from the Diary of a Wimpy Kid movie, so FTW. C.


 * Shake It Up: Essentially another tween show with contemporary music and "in-the-now" choreography. But Zendaya looks cute, so C-.


 * A.N.T. Farm: What's the use of this anyway? When Anne McClain became a "Disney star", did she have to get an unnecessary show with her deal too? D.

StephenBurg's Review

 * Phineas and Ferb-This is one of the best shows on Disney Channel, but it's slowly declining, but this show is hilarious. B+
 * Shake It Up- Trash it up. Blow it up. Throw it up. The list goes on. D- (sorry, person I forget the name of. your not getting an A today.)
 * A.N.T Farm- Come on! Lets go do far fetched stuff in High School when the charachters are only 11! D-
 * Jessie- Eh, too strange to get a B. C-
 * Good Luck Charlie- Great show. Went down when there was ANOTHER baby. B-
 * So Random!- Not So Random. Just parodies. If they want to be random, they should learn from us. D-
 * Fish Hooks- A bit strange. B+
 * The Suite Life- On deck- F Origional- B-.
 * Wizards of Wazerely Place- Starting point- C Half and beyond F- (only reason is because it got too close to Harry Potter, and was WAY to serious.
 * Hannah Montana- Annoying. Not good overall. At first- C Later- F-
 * PRANKSTARS- Arrgh you ready for weirdos where every where they go, there is FroYo, celeberties, weird punny puns? Sorry, bad pun. F---

Livin' in a fun house
I like (A+ - B-) Gravity Falls and Phineas and Ferb and Good Luck Charlie and Jessie and So Random!. The rest is either kinda bad (C+ - D-, i.e. ANT Farm) or unwatchable bad (F - F-, i.e. Shake it Up).

Disney XD
I like this better than the original. Same standings as above. I like Phineas and Ferb and Kick Buttowski and Kid vs. Kat and So Random!. The rest is kinda bad (i.e. Kickin' it) or unwatchable bad (actually, just one comes to mind: Lab Rats).

Disney Junior
Everything is unwatchable bad.

Redsox1099's Smart-Bummed Reviews For Crap

 * Phineas and Ferb- It's been amazing so far, but the third season to me has been so-so. GRADE: A
 * Gravity Falls- With its edgy humor, amazing animation, and mysterious nature, this one's a winner for Disney. GRADE: A+
 * Fish Hooks- Gone downhill even after its first episode or so. GRADE: C+
 * Shake it Up- Rare moments of humor, terrible actors; Just another cash-in for Disney. GRADE: D-
 * A.N.T. Farm- Ugh. Don't get me even started on this load of unrealistic plotholes. GRADE: F
 * Austin and Ally- More half-written Hannah Montana replacement. No thanks. GRADE: D-
 * Good Luck Charlie- Was decent at first, now with the focus on Teddy more, and the new baby, it's getting WAY out of context. GRADE: C
 * Jessie- It's harmless. It's not good, but it is better than some of the crap on here. GRADE: B-
 * Suite Life- It's good at best. The first series is annoying, but the spin-off is better IMO. GRADE: B


 * Hannah Montana- Bad actors, bad plot, bad songs, bad humor, it's all bad. (Even though the finale did make me cry a little, I'll give it that) GRADE: D-


 * Wizards of Waverly Place- It's okay, it does get bad at points, but it still is decent most of the times. GRADE: B-


 * It's A Laugh!- It's good that the modern generation of today is getting a taste of vintage Disney, but WHAM! is very annoying, and Remicks makes me feel.... wierd inside...... GRADE: B+


 * So Random and Sonny- Huh? This existed? I'm sorry. Because of how less involving it got with Disney, I forgot about it. GRADE: D


 * OVERALL: Besides Phineas and Ferb and Gravity Falls, Disney Channel is a massive rollercoaster of both bad and meh shows. Lord, pray for this channel.


 * Upcomming- Dog With Blog looks bad, Code 9 ain't gonna last long, but Wonder Over Yonder looks promising with the helm of animation gurus/husband and wife Craig McCracken (Powerpuff Girls, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends) and Lauren Faust (My Little Pony Friendship is Magic).

Puffleboy25

 * Phineas And Ferb: I think it's okay.
 * Gravity Falls: It's great.
 * Fish Hooks: See Gravity Falls.
 * Everything else: It sucks

KK925's review
Good Luck Charlie: Why does everyone hate this! It's awesome! The jokes are funny and they base it on someone NORMAL (most shows I see now are about some kind of popstar). Season 3 is meh (What's with the new baby? That came out of nowhere) but I still watch it.

Phineas and Ferb: Good show with funny humor and a bunch of creativity. This is what Disney Channel should be made of.

Gravity Falls: It's ok. Not my favorite, but not the worst.

A.N.T. Farm:......Ok, what? Kids going to highschool just because they're good at singing? Hey, at least I giggle at SOME of the jokes.

Fish Hooks. Meh.

Shake it Up: NOPE.

Hannah Montana: I can't find the words to explain how much I dislike it.

Wizards of Waverly Place: Creative show with a good plot... but no funny jokes.

In all, I think Disney should create some more cartoons (Gravity Falls is a start) and some more creative shows (most shows I see now are about someone who's always perfect, or a famous popstar. Can we please get a little more real?)

Jondanger23's reveiw
Phineas and ferb:AWSUM A++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Gravity falls:Really Really Good A++++++

Everything else:LAME Z---

Jawa Man66
worst. channel. ever. (until Pac-Man comes out on disney XD :P) (gravity falls is also worst show ever)

Blugo34's review
I don't like Malaysian Shows. Espcially, Upin and Ipin. It's pretty crappy and stupid. Phineas and Ferb is fine at first but it's overrated crappy. Fish Hooks is fine and Sonny with a Chance. So Lump Off.

Rocko Shellbach's Review
Gravity Falls: Best Show on the Network 11/10

Phineas and Ferb: pretty good 9/10

Fish Hooks: Ehh 6/10

Good Luck Charlie : My cousins Love it but i CANT stand it 0/10

ANT farm: Terrible 0/10

Zack and Cody: Was good 9/10

On Deck:Not the greatist show but better than GLC 6/10

Ultimate Spiderman: its OK 7/10

WrightEveryTime's Review (most likely the most controversial)

 * Phineas and Ferb: While I haven't watched this show in a while, I know that it's GOOD. But, jesus, this show is so overrated it's over mainstream. I'm not saying it's bad, I'm just saying it shouldn't be praised as the God Almighty of TV Shows. A- (8/10)
 * Gravity Falls: I don't get why Disney decided to split Season 1 into half-seasons or whatever. Usually quite funny, a few bland jokes. Overall, I get a good kick out of this show. A- (8/10)
 * Zack and Cody Series: While they only show reruns now, it has some pretty good jokes, but some episodes are downright awful. A- (7/10)
 * Good Luck Charlie: I seriously don't get why everybody hates this show. Atleast it's decent, this show ahs just been banished to oblivion on this site, along with most teen Disney shows. Has some real good jokes, oh, and guess what? Not everything is drama-based. Sure, there's a few girlfriend-boyfriend issue episodes, but that's only, like 1/4 of the show. Some jokes I just don't find dunny, but it's pretty good. A- (7/10)
 * Fish Hooks: I don't watch this show much, but from what I've seen, most jokes are bad, but it has decency and potential, and a few uncommon funny jokes. B+ (6/10)
 * A.N.T. Farm: I usually can't STAND this show, but there are a few good jokes. Main storyline is just...goofy. B- (5/10)
 * Austin and Ally: I don't really like these shows about singing, dancing, and fame. Atleast it has some pretty good actors, and few good jokes. B- (5/10)
 * Jessie: Okay, but not great. Decent. B- (5/10)
 * Wizards of Waverly Place: Not that good, but decent. B- (5/10)
 * Shake it Up: No. I hate these "hip" teen shows about dancing and fame. The reasin A&A is higher is because it has good actors and some good jokes. Shake it Up is just unfunny and awful. D+ (3/10)
 * So Random!: There's just so much wrong with this awful show, I don't know where to begin. D- (2/10)
 * Hannah Montana: Do I have to say any more? Because I don't want to. F (1/10)