Steamed Hams but it's Love Live! Sunshine!!

Dia: Well, Yoshiko, I made it- despite your directions.

Yoshiko: Ah. Student Council President Dia. Welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.

Dia: Yeah.

Yoshiko: Oh, no! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Star.

Singers: Ah- Yohane with her crazy explanations. The President's gonna need her medication when he hears Star's lame exaggerations, there'll be trouble in town tonight!

Dia: YOSHIKO!

Yoshiko: President, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me?

Dia: Why is there smoke coming out of the oven, Star?

Yoshiko: Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. President Dia-san, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.

Dia: I thought we were having steamed clams.

Yoshiko: D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers.

Dia: You call hamburgers steamed hams?

Yoshiko: Yes. It's a regional dialect.

Dia: Uh-huh. Uh, what region?

Yoshiko: Uh, Earth?

Dia: Really. Well, I live on Earth, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams."

Yoshiko: Oh, not on Earth, no! It's an Outer Space expression!

Dia: I see! You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at the local fast food joint.

Yoshiko: Oh, no. Patented Tsushima burgers! Old family recipe!

Dia: For steamed hams.

Yoshiko: Yes.

Dia: Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.

Yoshiko: Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second.

Dia: Of course.

Yoshiko: Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.

Dia: Yes. I should be- Holy cow! What is happening in there?

Yoshiko: Aurora borealis.

Dia: Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen?

Yoshiko: Yes.

Dia: May I see it?

Yoshiko: No!

Hanamaru: Dia! The apartment is on fire! Zura!

Yoshiko: No, Hanamaru. It's just the northern lights.

Dia: Well, Star, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Hanamaru: Help! Help! Zura!