Who wuz fone?

So you're fcking your girlfriend when the phone rings. You awnser and say "Hello?" A little hazy, the caller answers. "WHAAAAAAT ARE YOOU DOOING TO MYYYY DAUGHTERRRRR?" "Huh?" "YOOOU BETTER NOOOOOT BE SPERMIN IT UUUUUP OR YOU'LL..." The voice became deep and G majorish. "PREPAARE... TOOOOO... SUFFFERRRRR..."

The caller hangs up and you ask yor gf, "Was that your dad?"

"My father died 10 years ago..."

"SAY WHAAAAAAT? THEN- THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!"

10 years later, you die. IT WAS MOM.