Army men

Army men are plastic awsomness that fight in our world and theres. they were created in the 40s by alfred e newman before he became stupid. alfred found a hole and fell down it finding a world made of plastic so to populate it he created army men, civilians and some other things that dont need to be mantioned. he first made the green and tan army men. then,he made ten other nations. Lets look at some, Aye?

First we got the greens.

They are good and fight to bring peace to and an end to war. Acourse, with all of us kids playing around with em talking about war,That will probebly never hapen until the apocolypse.

Next we got the Tans

Idiots,dimwits and just plain old dumb, the only thing that makes them dangorous is the fact they got nothin else to do and we must have some bad guys. Its not like we'll make the greens kill each other are we? sometimes they'll be smart but not always.

After them we got purples

Cool guys, they are a little wimpy and only attack in emerginies with the greens and/or blues. the ways they attack are either by paratrooping or guerrilla warfare. There average IQ points would be 2 trillion yet they're always getting heavy casualtys.NERDZ

yellows are next and they bellows in there pex

They inforce tan troopers evan in the porta poopers. They always fight to the death even next to a wreath( theyre alergic k?)Sometimes they get hot in the pot while tan are fried in a pan. the point is, there extreme and are probly related to call of duty japenese guys or somethin. all i hav to say now is these noobs are either KIA or MIA

Red are after the yellows. exact opisates

They hate ryming and are hot heads. smarter then yellows, they prefer guerrrilaa warfare. they use morters and machine guns before they attack though. they like greens when they're "Nice and chewie" before they attack.

Welp, thats all the army's i have time to type so if more are under what im saying then READ EM PLZ>

BYE:)