THE CHOCOLATE SQUIRRELS FROM THE PLANET NEPTUNE TOOK MY COPY OF SUPER SMASH BROTHERS BRAWL

Based on (parts of) this evening's event where I ate chocolate and went crazy for 5 minutes or less.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Me: THOSE DARN SQURRIELS! WE MUST GO INTO SPACE! TO A ROCKET SHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!

(meanwhile on Neptune)

Chocolate Squrriel: *is playing Brawl* woot

(back on Earth)

Me: OKAY I "BORROWED" A ROCKET SHIP FROM NASA AND NOW TO GO INTO SPACE!

Bob: But don't you know that it would take-

Me: QUIET BOB THIS IS A FICTIONAL STORY! WE CAN DO WHATEVER WE WANT TO IN THESE SORT OF THING!

Bob: Still, we're gonna need some food. It may take awhile.

Me: RIGHT! TO WALMART!