User blog:CompliensCreator00/Comp Rants 2.99999 (so Gaben's happy): Nick's (possible) New Mascots

Ello guys I'm back with another rant! I decided I'll start with nick-themed rants as they are juicy in stuff I can talk about, and I surprisingly still watch the channel. I almost never watch Disney, and there's only a few things on CN that are good enough to rant on, but nick is full of stuff.

This week... er... day's topic: Nick's New Mascots!

Well I cant confirm they're that but, you'll know what I mean when I start talking about them.

How I discovered them
I was watching nick (who knows why) earlier this year, when it was at a commercial break and at the end some weird guy on a bicycle popped up. Believe it or not, he's (IMO) the most calming of them all. Usually they show the worst clips from the worst episodes of the shows in their mouths, and usually have pretty annoying voices.

What variants are there?
Well Imma put these on a scale from least annoying to most annoying. That's all I remember though.
 * Weird guy on a bicycle - 4/10
 * Opera  Singer 3.2/10
 * Kid on scooter - 2.6/10
 * Hairy guy - 1.3/10
 * Burping Girl 0.0/10 (GAWD I hate this thing!)

Overall review
2.5/10 - A little more relaxing then having constant SB laughing or NS10, but still no good and very annoying. If you wanna have mascots people enjoy, make them more.... likable, and show clips of episodes called good by fans.

(I wanna rant each day :3)