Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it is my honor to present to you... Mr. Mickey Mouse!

(Hums Mickey Mouse Club theme) Hi there, welcome to my park, how'ya doin'... Wait a minute! You are not Mickey Mouse! You are a rat! Rat, schmat! Besides, they're tourists. What do they know? We got Donald Duck back here too- Will you get out of here!!!?? Yes!