How to make an MLP fanfiction


 * 1) Have a pony do something bad.
 * 2) Make sure that "something bad" is really gross and bloody.
 * 3) Don't forget the gore.
 * 4) Never end a fanfic without at least one person dead, injured, or horribly disfigured.
 * 5) Include some smexy stuff too.
 * 6) INSTANT FAME!