A Random Story

Cole Hamels is a starter for the Phillies. Zach Duke is a starter for the Pirates. So, they just happen to face each other. In the 7th inning, Duke hits Hamels with a 92 mph fastball. In the next inning, Hamels throws a curve and hits Pirates catcher Erik Kratz. In the 9th inning, Duke confronts Hamels, saying "I don't even want to COEXIST with you!" Then Random Guy comes in and happens to be the GM of the Pirates so he cuts Duke. Thus ends the random baseball story.