The Confederacy

The Confederacy is an army of the provinces of Texas, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Florida, Georgia, South Carolina, North Carolina, and Southern South Saskatchewan a Little to the East. (planning on being renamed to Virginia if it secedes) It mostly is the same as the Confederate States of America, excluding Tenessee and Louisiana, as well as all border states. Three members of the Confederacy have already split away (Texas, Mississippi, and South Carolina), yet because we hate all these states so much (except for some people in them, who we recommend move to one of the safe haven states nearby to save themselves), we are not letting them ever join back in.

Safe Haven States
Although technically provinces, they are called that due to alliteration. Although the escape may be sneaky, especially in the states which have already split away, there is a bridge in Louisiana which stretches over all Confederate states, and will lead you to the safe haven states.
 * Louisiana
 * Missouri
 * Tenessee
 * Oklahoma
 * New Mexico
 * Kentucky
 * Maryland
 * South Saskatchewan a Little to the East

Reasons to Move Away ASAP

 * The government is Transphobic
 * The government is Homophobic
 * The government is really Racist, and allows for slavery again
 * The government is Biphobic
 * The government is Sexist
 * Capitalism
 * They have a bad education system
 * There is only a republican party
 * (like the ones in modern days, Lincoln was cool)
 * Fox News is the only news channel

News

 * Retro Studios is no longer in Texas, it now is in California, around where Bowser & Jr. lives.