Howze Parteh 2

AHHHHHH
bAK at tha hoze, bawser jr was cooking fewdz. "ITS CRIMAH!!!!!! YAY1" "nu it ant bowsr" sadi pinkie ie. HE startd 2 sing. "We wizh u a mary chrizmaz, and I dont know what 2 do" den he farted as loud az angry grandpa. "nasty." said pikachui, who waz on tha couch. "my nose, it burnz!!!!11" sanic screamd, as he ws next 2 hem. screwky, who waz next 2 peeka, lookd at them. Mittns, got up 2 jr. "AWKSXHFNSJN!!!!11 U SOY CUTE!! LEMME, rub ur belly!!!!11!!>" she gat up, pikd hem up, and gave the center of jr a good pat. "oh shaq, I heur tha soundz of satan inside the gut of thiz adorable dino."