How To Make Good Movies Bad

Phineas and Ferb: The Movie: Across The 2nd Dimension

 * Make all the songs sung by Rebecca Black.
 * Doof dying in the Goozim scene
 * Phineas remembers the kiss and not Agent P
 * Make it the series finale
 * Make there be a "Live Action" dimension. ohwaitwutabouttheothernewpnfmovielolziforgot
 * Keep the lame "Choo Choo" ending. (Depends if you like it or not)
 * Make it a romance movie
 * Take out all the action and violence
 * Make Dora The Explorer a main character and give her an alternate dimension character
 * Make The Major Monogram scene unscensored ಠ_ಠ

E.T.

 * Having M&Ms instead of Reeces Peaces.
 * E.T. having a sister. THAT WOULD BE EPIC!
 * Taking out the scene where E.T. and Elliot get drunk.
 * Bet they do that on the TV broadcasts.
 * E.T. not coming back to life (Or coming back to live if you think about it)
 * Make it be like the game
 * With the holes and the crash of an industry? Yes? No?

Toy Story (Series)

 * (Toy Story 1) Andy dies from aids and the movie is all about Woody getting over it.
 * (Toy Story 3) Put Dora in it.
 * (Toy Story 1) Have singing of classic Disney songs appear in the film
 * (Toy Story 2) Buzz and Woody get relocated to Alaska, where they get to cold and they get their batteries frozen to make them stop working, so they make "delicious hot smoes" to warm up.
 * (Toy Story 3) Andy throws the toys in the trash on purpose.
 * (Toy Story 1) Buzz Lightyear kills Woody with real working laser blaster.
 * (Toy Story 1) Buzz Lightyear and Woody get destroyed by Sid.
 * (Toy Story 3) Andy burns his toys on purpose.
 * (Toy Story 2) Put Elmo in it.
 * (Toy Story 2) Have Andy raise from the dead
 * (Toy Story 2) The fat guy paints Woody bright pink

Madagascar

 * Taking out King Julien.
 * Making the penguins die.
 * Not having a sequel. that would just make it better HAVE A SEQUEL!

Spongebob Movie

 * Taking out everything funny
 * Make the Patrick Flying scene more disturbing... think about it.
 * Making Chuck Norriss appear (he's mean to me =
 * Having most episodes after the movie suck horribly. Oh wait...

Or, if we were doing this in Squirrel719's way...


 * At the start, Spongebob buys 'Puffy Fluffy' which makes Gary run away forever
 * As if this make Puffy Fluffy a bad main villain
 * Puffy Fluffy blows all the bubbles in the shack and he causes Spongebob and Patrick to get beaten up
 * The grandma icecream stall thing is set off by puffy fluffy
 * David Hastlehoff is Justin Beiber instead
 * The person in the diving suit is Nicki Minaj
 * The shop is a stuffed animal shop
 * Puffy Fluffy steals Neptune's crown
 * King Neptune's daughter is voiced by lady gaga and she sings really goofy songs
 * The goofy song at the end is Baby
 * Plankton isn't in the film at all
 * Spongebob also gets a splinter at the beginning of the film
 * The Krusty Krab 2 is a Chipotle and everybody who eats at it gets e-coli and dies (too soon?)

Turbo

 * Removing White Shadow
 * If the entire thing was just a dream or imagination

Pokemon Jirachi Wish Maker

 * Taking out Pikachu.
 * Replacing May with Teddy from Good Luck Charlie.
 * Replacing Ash with an average 16-year-old guy.
 * Not having anymore Pokemon movies.
 * Having Max kill Ash (or average 16-year-old guy) with Jirachi because they are friends but not with Ash (or average 16-year-old guy).

Winnie the Pooh (2011)

 * Darby shows up.
 * Christopher Robin grows up and leaves his toys behind then dies.
 * Rebecca Black singing what Zooey Deschanel was supposed to sing instead.
 * Piglet COULD knot.
 * Having the titular character become obese and needing to go to the bathroom (we have already done it, dangit!)
 * And then make a bunch of sequels that are uncreative and add non-Pooh characters. Oh wait......
 * Make the characters tell poop jokes about pooh bear.
 * Tigger eats Winnie the Pooh.
 * Christopher Robin grows up and sells his toys on eBay.
 * Christopher Robin dies.

Home Alone (series, 1990,1992,1997,2002/2003,2012)

 * Home Alone 1: Making Kevin find a red Pikachu (Pokemon didn't exist in 1990!)
 * Home Alone 2: Lost In New York: Kevin watching Blue's Clues (wait a minute... BLUES CLUES DIDNT EXIST IN 1992!)
 * Home Alone 3: Alex is fourteen instead of eight years old
 * For Home Alone 3, it's not good thanks to the critics.
 * Home Alone 4: Kevin looking at Good Luck Charlie pictures
 * Same with Home Alone 3.
 * Home Alone 5: Not making it at all
 * Home Alone 1: Kevin is 21 instead of 8 years old.
 * Home Alone 1: Have Harry and Marv kidnap Kevin.
 * Home Alone 3: Should never had been made, they should have stopped at 2!

Sonic OVA

 * Adding a bunch of inappropriate things that do not belong in Sonic. Oh wait...
 * So, they had these things? So, what about the others?

Finding Nemo

 * Realizing Marlin was turning female throughout the whole movie.
 * Have Nemo and Marlin get caught on a fish hook then served up at Red Lobster.
 * Have Marlin and Dory be chased by an angry group of Blastoises.
 * One word: PETA.

Over the hedge

 * Not making it at all
 * Making R.J's dream really happen
 * all the animals DIE!
 * Having MOAR THX logos

SpongeBob Truth Or Square

 * KRABS KILLS PLANKTON
 * KRABS DESTROYS THE FORMULA TO STOP IT FROM BEING SEEN EVER
 * SPONGEBOB KILLS SQUIDWARD
 * Instead of Squidward killing himself (maybe?)
 * Putting in a cheesy, horrible song at the end- oh wait...
 * Saying you're going to reveal the formula, but then turn around and not do it-WAIT...
 * KRABS TAKES OVER THE WORLD AND RENAMES IT GENOCIDE BOTTOM
 * EVERYONE DOESN'T GET TRAPPED IN THE FREEZER
 * SPONGEBOB ACTUALLY MARRYING SANDY FOR REALS NO JOKE
 * AND THEY HAVE KIDS IN THE END OF THE MOVIE
 * AND KISS
 * AND ALL FEMALE CHARACTERS KILLING THEMSELVES (via forced starvation lulz) BECAUSE OF THIS
 * AND THE FANBASE DYING OUT BECAUSE OF THIS
 * SpongeBob has a little SpongeBoy WITHOUT A SQUIRREL TAIL, FUR, OR ANY OTHER HORRIBLE MUTATIONS at the end of the train episode, so HE DIDNT MARRY SANDY YAAAAY
 * In other words, make it the series finale.
 * Have everyone get caught on fish hooks and served up at Long John Sliver's.
 * Wait, the movie wasn't already bad? Come on, it was Wasted plot: The movie. They hyped it to the sky, and what do we get? The characters get trapped and have a bunch of memories. That's literally it.

The Rugrats Movie

 * Having the steam-powered circus train replaced by a CSX circus train.
 * Have the derailment of the circus train be caused by a collision with a Ethanol train.
 * Show Lola from CatDog appearing out of nowhere and tackling and killing the monkeys that take away Dil THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!
 * Have Inspector Gadget appear at the end and confront the gang for property damage, derailing a train, and killing a wolf.
 * Make it the series finale.
 * Have the Reptar Wagon say swears.
 * Have Baby Dil poop and pee all over Tommy.
 * Have Angelica be eaten by a wolf.
 * Have the babies used Dactar instead of the Reptar Wagon.
 * Having 100000000000000 Klasky Csupo logos instead of the movie just to tease us.
 * Have the Russian circus monkeys kinap the babies.
 * Add 2,000 Nickelodeon logo to it!

The Brave Little Toaster

 * Have the mish-mash talking on and on and on and on for 24 hours.
 * Show the crusher killing the toaster.
 * Remove the radio. Cue the memes.
 * Have there be more product placement for TDK and have the characters sing a song about it.

Monsters, Inc

 * Take out the 2319 line.
 * Put in some inappropriate stuff that doesn't belong to a Disney movie. WHY?
 * Add 100 Pixar logos to it.
 * Add 9/11 jokes.
 * Put in a video clip that's better than the movie just to tease us.
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Wayside The Movie (the pilot of Wayside)

 * Take out the falling computers scene
 * Add the word "Eh" to every last line said by a character
 * Make Maureica a transgender
 * This movie wasn't truly that great. An adaptation of those books could have been done like 50 times better.

Thomas and the Magic Railroad

 * Show the entire island blowing up. Or not.
 * Uh, is the movie directed by Michael Bay?
 * Make Diesel 10 a extremely violent diesel.
 * Make Mr. Conductor say swears.
 * In addition to that have him played by Eminem!
 * Have Thomas be voiced by John Bellis as in the director's cut.
 * Have P.T. Boomer added.
 * Have Diesel 10 crash and explode in a fiery explosion, like with the crashes in the TV series proper.
 * Have Percy be voiced by a toddler who's obviously reading off of a cue card.
 * Have James and Gordon be voiced by Alec Baldwin.
 * Think of James the G Guy or Gordon the Fat Person or whatever.
 * Have Toby be voiced by Ringo Starr.
 * Have Edward appear as a extremely sad character voiced by Denise Oliver.
 * Have Diesel 10 be voiced by George Carlin.
 * Remove "I Know How the Moon Must Feel" and replace it with the theme from Titanic.

Babe: The Brave Pig

 * Have the entire thing a dream
 * Make all the animals anthropomorphic
 * Have Babe be slaughtered for pork.

Inspector Gadget

 * Make the entire thing like that Batman: Hero of Gotham fan-fic.
 * Make the Inspector a 19-foot tall, talking, anthropomorphic button

Godzilla 2014

 * Make it a pointless love story. Oh wait...
 * Add an annoying kid who's only existent because of a pointless sub-plot. Wait a minute...
 * Show little to no godzilla. Oh. Oh yeah.
 * Make most of the movie unviewably dark. Huh. They did just that.
 * Oh, so it IS a bad movie!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (the original film)

 * Call it "The Leonardo Show Movie", as with the original series.
 * Add Irma Langinstein.
 * Have the Shredder be portrayed by Uncle Phil.
 * Make a joke that Irma looks like Jeanette.
 * Replace Domino's Pizza with .
 * Add 9/11 jokes. That's just........ REALLY bad, But hey, the Twin Towers were shown in this, so why not add 9/11? (But 9/11 doesn't exist yet until 2001)
 * One example is at the end, the Shredder flies to the Twin Towers and blows it up, and he becomes injured.
 * The costumes look like this: http://i.imgur.com/KH7yv.png
 * Splinter looks like this: http://38.media.tumblr.com/b79eb099cbbc3ad943d2481d6c059211/tumblr_inline_nbwj553bpT1t16g1l.jpg
 * Have it have a theme song that goes like the one here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBL8vNG8WRc
 * The Turtles wear Nike sneakers instead of having feet.
 * The Turtles, Splinter, and Shredder are voiced by only two people.

Batman: The Movie

 * Replace Adam West as Batman with the Dark Knight version of Batman.
 * Give Robin a mustache
 * Replace the Bat Shark Repellent with a can of Raid.

Star Wars 7, 8 and 9

 * Have singing of classic Disney songs appear in the film
 * Having bright pink and rainbow lightsabers
 * Having a character named 'Darth Rainbow'
 * Having the 'Darth' title renamed to 'Daft'
 * Killing Luke Skywalker towards the end of 7
 * Killing Liea at the end of 9
 * Having Tatooine get infested by Jabba the Hut's people.
 * Having to blown up Naboo
 * But Star Wars 7 is coming soon in 2015, and Star Wars 8 and 9 hadn't been revealed yet.

Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

 * Put in a video clip that's better than the movie just to tease us.
 * Have singing of classic Disney songs appear in the film.
 * His parents die.
 * The pizza is aggressive
 * The DNA Productions 1990's mascot Helix the Cat makes a few cameos in the film.

Honey, I Shrunk the Kids

 * Have Nick get eaten by his dad.
 * Have the kids be shredded by the lawnmower.
 * Have singing of classic Disney songs appear in the film.
 * Having Froot Loops instead of Cheerios.
 * Make Quark a big attack dog instead of a cute small friendly dog.
 * Have the shrink ray in the kitchen instead of the attic.
 * Have it renamed to 'Honey, I ate the kids' or 'Honey, I shrunk the laptop case'
 * Have it renamed to 'Honey, I Farted the Kids'.
 * Have Quark eat the kids.
 * Make Quark have rabies.

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie

 * Have Ivan Ooze (or 20th Century Fox logo) enslave the Rangers.
 * Make the Oozemen control the Ninjazords.
 * Have Zordon actually die instead of being brought back to life.
 * Make it the series finale.
 * Put in a video clip that's better than the movie just to tease us.
 * Bring back the Dinozords only to have them be destroyed by Ivan Ooze (or 20th Century Fox logo) and have one of the destroyed Dinozords land on him and gets squashed as an result. (LOL! So crazy.)
 * Replace Ivan Ooze with the 20th Century Fox logo as the main villain.

The Lion King

 * Have the herd of wildebeest kill (or launch to the elephant graveyard) Simba.
 * Take out Timon and Pumbaa (and a few characters like Mufasa).
 * Having Pride Rock be blown up by an atomic blast that came out nowhere.
 * Have Scar be Simba's dad instead of his uncle.
 * And when Simba dies, Scar then kills himself.
 * Have the hyenas kill Simba and Nala in the elephant graveyard.
 * Having 300000000000000 Disney logos instead of the movie just to tease us.
 * Add a saber-toothed tiger that eats Timon and Pumbaa. (Made to be the reason why Timon and Pumbaa got taken out, I guess.)

Peter Pan (the Disney one)

 * Have Captain Hook kill Peter Pan.
 * After this, the zombie pirates that are taking over Neverland will kill Captain Hook and then they eat his brain.
 * Make Peter Pan not fly.
 * Have Neverland be taken over by zombie pirates.
 * Take out Tinker Bell.

Follow That Bird

 * Have Big Bird be ran over by a truck.
 * Make it the "Sesame Street" series finale.
 * Put Elmo in it.
 * Have Big Bird run away to Kentucky only to be turned into fried chicken.
 * Have animal control officers capture Big Bird and take him to the pound.
 * Have a product placement for Pampers diapers in the film and have the characters sing a song about it.

Jurassic World

 * Have the veloceraptors ride motorcycles.
 * Have the island blown up at the end.
 * Give the Dominicus-Rex the ability to swim.
 * Put Godzilla in it.
 * All the logos are not new.
 * Give the Dominicus-Rex the ability to fly and shoot fireballs from its mouth.
 * Put the Dinozords from Power Rangers in it and have them form the Ultrazord.

Incredibles

 * Take out the 'WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT' scene.
 * Have Chicago blow up and the family has to move to New York.
 * One word: ALIENS
 * Put in a video clip that's better than the movie just to tease us.
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The Simpsons Movie

 * We find out that Lisa is an impostor.
 * An imposter of who?
 * Moe
 * We find out that Homer is actually a woman and Marge is actually a man
 * Springfield is blown up
 * Put Miley Cyrus as herself in it! Have her also sing the theme song at the beginning instead of Green Day.
 * The Rabbids show up-wait, that would be amazing!
 * Plopper is taken to a slaughterhouse.
 * Make the Multi-Eyed Squirrel the main protagonist of the film.
 * Bart, Lisa, and Maggie do the Noodle Dance in one scene Wait! That'd actually be pretty hilarious!

Order of Phoenix

 * Umbridge kills the Whesley Twins after they attack the hall with fireworks during an exam
 * Umbridge kills the cats on the plates in her office
 * Umbridge marries Mr Flitch
 * Umbridge changes the hogwarts uniform to pink and the houses to Cath Kidson, Laura Ashley, NotOnTheHighStreet and Urcle
 * Umbridge kills the Whesley Twins after they attack the hall with fireworks during an exam
 * Umbridge kills the cats on the plates in her office
 * Umbridge marries Mr Flitch
 * Umbridge changes the hogwarts uniform to pink and the houses to Cath Kidson, Laura Ashley, NotOnTheHighStreet and Urcle
 * Umbridge marries Mr Flitch
 * Umbridge changes the hogwarts uniform to pink and the houses to Cath Kidson, Laura Ashley, NotOnTheHighStreet and Urcle

Half-Blood Prince

 * Hermionie dies

Deathly Hallows Part 2

 * Harry wakes up
 * TROLLOLOLOLOL I JUST RUINED YOUR CHILDHOOD

Pokemon Black and White: The Movie

 * Have Matt be the main character instead
 * Make Matt not like N
 * Make Mellodi the younger character, and thus no screen time
 * Make a sequel, featuring Pokemon Black 2 and White 2

Or if we're doing this the right way...


 * Make Mellodi not like N
 * Remove the Takichuko musical number
 * Add toilet humor and such
 * Make Mellodi a stupid Mary-Sue (I can make Sues right)
 * Have Mellodi be voiced by Rebecca Black, Miley Cyrus, or whatever instead of Venus Terzo (These choices would be unfitting for an 8-year old)
 * De-age Mellodi to 8 (like the original draft)
 * Having Scraggy's jump not 3D-like.

Inside Out

 * Remove all of the emotions.
 * Make the animation look like The Rapsittie Kids: Believe In Santa.
 * Make Anger the first emotion to appear in Riley's head.
 * Make Riley as an baby look like the baby in Foodfight!
 * Have Riley's car explode when it hits the dinosaur.
 * Replace Sadness' Old Yeller reference with a pop culture or toilet humor joke. 8
 * Make Anger actually say "that curse word". (What curse word?)
 * The Triple Dent Gum jingle becomes the theme song to Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.
 * Make Bing Bong a whiny brat who LOVES toilet humor.
 * Make Bing Bong's theme song "The Pee-Pee Dance" from Teen Titans Go! (WHY?)
 * Seriously, the original Teen Titans show was better than Teen Titans Go!.
 * The original was cancelled because girls liked it as well as boys. Seriously, what the frick, guys?
 * Have Bing Bong poop candy instead of crying out candy, and have Joy and Sadness yell "What are you doing?" each time it happens. (Guess what THAT's a reference to.)
 * That must be an reference to Shrek, where Gingy poops out a gumdrop from his butt.   Wrong-o! It's actually a reference to the Illumination Films' HOP, when the titular character tries to show the person who finds him that he's "really special"
 * Make the imaginary boyfriend ACTUALLY JUSTIN BIEBER and make him sing "Baby". Wait....
 * Have product placement in the film and have the characters sing a song about it.
 * Make the "Abstract Thought" scene in live action with crappy sock puppets that look like the one in this video and have all of this sing the song the puppet is singing during that scene.
 * After the above scene, Bing Bong poops candy and revealed he was singing this because he was constipated.Everybody Poops-0
 * Make the MEGA Babies use their powers to destroy everything in Imagination Land.
 * Have the characters talk to the audience.
 * Have Jangles kidnap Joy, Sadness and Bing Bong.
 * Replace the "HEY RILEY, IT'S ME!" part in Riley's nightmare with the Neon Mickey logo.
 * Bing Bong, Joy and Sadness become naked as a result of the nightmare.
 * Have "Accidents Will Happen" from Thomas and Friends play when the Train of Thought derails.
 * Have a hurricane destroy the Islands of Personality and the emotion headquarters and everyone dies as a result.
 * Have Bing Bong go to the Subconcious a second time instead of "fading away", but this time, it's preceded by one of the guards yelling at him for pooping candy and doing a Slasher Smile at him.
 * Remove the line "Take her to the moon for me...okay?".
 * Have Joy fade away in the memory dump and get replaced by Angela Anaconda. (WAIT THAT WOULD BE COMEDY GOLD!) I know, right? I love Angela Anaconda, but I put that there because many people hate it.
 * Nina makes a cameo.
 * Does that mean that after Riley goes back to Minnesota, would she be an replacement for Riley?
 * No, she'd probably be a kid at school or that girl sliding with Riley in the playground memory.
 * Replace the Train of Though with an Amtrak passenger train.
 * If it was in the real movie, it would be in bad taste. My dad rode that exact train HOURS BEFORE IT CRASHED.


 * Have Riley actually go back to Minnesota and a replacement for Riley will be some weirdo lost in the streets.
 * Wait, was the weirdo thing referencing an TAWoG episode called "The Babysitter"? Sure was.

Kangaroo Jack

 * Make Jack a human cursed to be a anthropomorphic kangaroo.
 * Replace Louis Booker with a conspiracy theorist that gets all his conspiracies wrong.

Minions

 * Make the Minions say swears (Well, we have the McDonald's Happy Meal's infamous cursing Caveman Minion toy, so why not put that in the movie?)
 * Add 100 Universal logos to it
 * Make the Minions sing annoying songs
 * Have the Minions' new master be the Soldier.
 * Make the Minions be blue instead of yellow
 * Actually, that would be good. Yellow being their body color distracts me.
 * Put in a video clip that's better than the movie just to tease us.
 * Don't remove all the minions
 * Agreed. Minions really have distracting designs.
 * Have the Minions be drugs.
 * Make Scarlet Overkill an overly happy woman that is so happy to the point she needs to be locked in an insane asylum.
 * Remove the "I WILL DO IT KEVIN, IF YOU ARE NOT BACK HERE BY DAWN!" line in favor of the "You look like 200 lbs of bird sh*t!" line from the Tourettes Guy.

Popples (1986 Live-Action Film Pilot)

 * Have Bonnie Wagner throw a very bad swearing tantrum once the Goodwill closes down at 6:00 PM, followed by Ellen Wagner (Billy and Bonnie's mother) spanking her exposed butt.
 * Have the Wagners never get the Popples at the end of the film.
 * Make what Billy's friend Ricky said actually occur.
 * Replace funny quotes such as "Does Springsteen come from Jersey?" and "Shut up, termite." with gross toilet humor-based ones.
 * Replace the background music throughout the pilot with audio portions of the Southern Television broadcast interruption of 1977.
 * Lessen focus on the parents and give them abusive personalities.
 * Give the Popples no personality whatsoever (like in the TV series proper).
 * Delete the Dinner scene at the beginning of the film in exchange for a family fight involving cursing, slapping, rude gestures, etc.
 * Change the instrumentals of Popple Magic to very obnoxious 80's Heavy Metal ones.
 * Take out the visuals of the balloon and popcorn popping in the Popple Magic scene in favor of disgusting feces coming from one's butt Do you want to make us puke?
 * It would give the film awkward toilet humor, making it worse. What did you expect?
 * Make the Popple puppets uglier than the characters on Mr. Pickles
 * Show physical abuse between Party Popple and Bonnie Wagner upon meeting each other.
 * mario references that'd be great

The Adventures of Teddy Ruxpin (the "animatronic movie" pilot)

 * Have the characters find a magical jewel that takes them to modern times.
 * Make Newton Gimmick a actual human instead of a man in a animatronic suit WAIT THAT WOULD BE GOOD!
 * Add a 13-year old tomboy girl and her boyfriend who are only existent because of a badly-written subplot.
 * Replace the background music throughout the pilot with audio portions of the Southern Television broadcast interruption of 1977.  Wait, that would be hilarious!
 * Put in a video clip that's better than the movie just to tease us.
 * Have singing of classic Disney songs appear in the film.
 * Make MAVO a group of extremely violent characters.

Recess: School's Out

 * Have the Recess Gang sing Barbie Girl in an annoying voice instead of John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.
 * Put Bubsy Bobcat in the movie and make him a bad main villain.
 * TJ gets killed by the Teletubbies and then replaced by Yope who talks like a predecessor to the Annoying Orange.
 * Eliminate the '60's references in favor of WWII ones.
 * Instead of the Green Tambourine music video, play the Dora the Explorer theme song in the end, followed by Barney's I Love You song.
 * Have the animation look like a mixture of Angela Anaconda and Clutch Cargo.
 * Packbat from Sylvanian Families (1987) shows up and captures the Recess Gang, taking them to Iraq.
 * On second thought, put a million Neon Mickey logos just to tease us!
 * Instead of a tractor beam, let a bunch of Tie Fighters shoot at the moon, making it explode broken Furby and Popples toys while the night sky becomes a seizure inducing background of a million colors, which would cause a second Porygon Incident.
 * Just before the moon is shot, have Cow from Cow and Chicken jump over it and have her break her udders, making her scream "AAAAGGGGGH!!!!! MY PINK BALLOON V****A THINGIES!", followed by a close-up of the udders complete with Satanic stuff drawn on it.
 * Instead of a news broadcast of no recess on a TV at the Detweiler Household, put a showing of Captain Planet, which is playing in ridiculous slow motion.
 * Replace Ms. Finster and Randall with Bob the Builder and Wendy (so the film would be overloaded with sandwiches and construction in random places? Possibly...)
 * Put Exorcist posters everywhere!
 * Several scenes at Third Street School include a Koffing covering the screen with purple smog.
 * Have there be a product placement on Build-a-Bear Workshop with the Recess Gang singing about it. They sing about it once they spot one that popped from the ground in Iraq. How they sing it is a low-quality rendition of this theme (as shown in the clip on the right):
 * Change the title of the movie to "Recess iz 4 Lozrs!!!11!: A TJ and Friends Movie".
 * Have a then 6-year-old Justin Bieber voice TJ instead of Andy Lawrence, a then 8-year-old Miley Cyrus voice Spinelli, and a then 16-year-old Nicki Minaj voice Gretchen.
 * Wilde Wolf from Maple Town beheads all the Kindergarteners.
 * Have Principal Prickly wear a costume of General Woundwort from Watership Down.
 * Replace the scene where TJ is all alone riding his bike with the Max Headroom Broadcast Intrusion of 1987.
 * The Buddy Bears from Garfield and Friends annoy Ms. Grotke's class with their song during the countdown to summer vacation and somehow luring them into enjoying it.
 * Gregory from The Gregory Horror Show lures King Bob and the other 6th graders to the Gregory House.
 * And after that Gregory is arrested by the police.
 * When TJ hits the sliding glass door, he falls into pieces. (LOL).
 * Vince goes to a Drug Camp instead of Baseball camp. He eventually slurs his speech and is stoned through the rest of the film.
 * Gretchen is turned into an aye-aye by the Wicked Wizard from Adventures of the Little Koala.
 * The Nickelodeon Box Face, the Nickelodeon Pinchface, and the Nickelodeon Monster Egg make a cameo at the beginning of the film.
 * Beastly from Care Bears scratches Mikey in the face like a cat, making him swear random stuff.
 * Gus is dressed as Adolf Hitler instead of a military soldier.
 * Hammerman (from namesake series) performs unnecessary raps in some points of the film.
 * Elmyra from Tiny Toon Adventures hugs the Ugly Bald Guy, thinking that he's a giant stuffed toy.
 * The Ashleys become young killers wielding knives, guns, etc. to harm the other children of Third Street School.
 * Ms. Grotke is revealed to be a stripper.
 * Make Becky Detweiler a predecessor to Honey Boo-Boo and Mrs. Detweiler a predecessor to Mama June.
 * Have the school blow up to build a McDonald's, along with an elderly-looking Ronald McDonald sitting on the curb doing ABSOLUTELY nothing.
 * Have Michael Bay direct it.
 * Then you'd be prepared for a bunch of explosions.
 * We learn that Spinelli loves Bonky more than Mikey.
 * The Madballs from Madballs: Gross Jokes make time-to-time appearances, making gross jokes about the situation the Recess Gang is in.
 * Rubik the Amazing Cube shows up and teams up with Bubsy.
 * The movie is just made to be a cash-cow
 * After that movie, its production will be taken out and canceled because of this./Make it the series finale of "Recess/TJ and Friends".

Bee Movie ​ Film

 * Having the main character be named Mario and his brother being Luigi
 * The box kite at the end of the film crushes him
 * The plants grow even more without the pollination
 * The flower fair is a oil company promotional carnival
 * The oil company kills all the plants at the end

The Hobbit

 * The goblin king is sat on a toilet instead of a giant wood thing
 * The goblin king is a giant instead
 * At the end they find a portal to Azeroth and they all travel there and Bilbo becomes Gromash Hellscream
 * Bilbo has a twin sister named Liea
 * The elves don't help at all and are rich oil company people
 * Lisa Simpson  the worst simpson of all introduces science to Middle Earth and all the characters die
 * Gandalf is Snape instead
 * Bilbo gives birth to frodo at the end (before they go to Azeroth)
 * One word: Confetti

Pixels

 * Make the movie a 20 minute special for CN in 2003.
 * Make Pac-Man a real guy in a suit.
 * Remove the plot and make the film 110 minutes of "waka waka waka waka".
 * Pac-Man gets sniped by a midget
 * Ren & Stimpy are riding Pac-Man. Oh wait, that would be amazing-
 * Have the Arcaders be named the Anti-Arcaders, and their mission is to kill games so nobody could play them, but they get killed.

The Wild Puffalumps

 * Make it a rip-off of the live-action Popples movie. It would obviously be in live-action instead of animated, with the Puffalumps being creepy puppets.
 * Holly and Kevin are revealed to be enemies.
 * The crab kills Toucan by spearing him through his head instead of pinching his beak.
 * Holly and Kevin find bad Atari 2600 games (including E.T. and Pac-Man) and an LJN logo in the treasure chest.
 * Panda falls off the palm tree and gets a bad coma.
 * The falling coconuts are replaced with bombs.
 * The Anaconda from Ovide and the Gang eats Holly and suffocates Kevin.
 * They'd be alive and well in the next scene.
 * Zombies invade the Isle of Wild.
 * It would be a Big Lipped Alligator Moment.
 * The Garbage Pail Kids (from The Garbage Pail Kids Movie) make a cameo.
 * The background music is horror-themed (I bet that makes it for adults rather than children).
 * Include a zit-faced annoying hillbilly teenager named Zane, who does nothing but make stupid noises and pick his nose.
 * Mt. Puffalump is replaced with an Eiffel Tower copycat called the Death Tower of Explosions.
 * The Puffalumps are a stereotypical racist street gang.
 * Use the word "WILD!" 100 consecutive times in a row, which may get annoying pretty quickly.
 * Put a million Family Home Entertainment notepad logos just to tease us if you want to make a long story short!
 * Toucan raps The Song of Kim Jung-Il instead of singing Welcome to the Isle of Wild.
 * Elephant and Kevin's hot air balloon gets popped by an annoying crow.
 * Adolf Hitler is revealed to be the founder of the Isle of Wild.
 * Rhino uses a size-shifting shark instead of an orange raft to help Holly's team cross the river.
 * Monkey, Holly, and Toucan paint the colorless foliage every color in the spectrum (Think of it as an 80's version of your typical The Problem Solverz background). They also paint the scenery the wrong colors.
 * Walrus has an obsession with explosions.
 * Tiger reads the Bible instead of a newspaper.
 * Tiger is revealed to be Billy Wagner (from Popples) cursed to be an anthropomorphic tiger.
 * Hey, they share the same voice actor, so why not?
 * Holly breaks her arm while pogoing with Toucan, which forces her to wear a sling.
 * Add a long boring disclaimer before the beginning.
 * One thing: EXTREME CLOSE-UPS!
 * The Puffalumps are actually boxes of dank Puffs tissues. that'd be great

Blue's Big Musical Movie

 * Add a long boring disclaimer before the beginning.
 * Steve is blown out of his bed at the start.
 * Magenta_and_green_pawprints.jpg also get games of Magenta's Clues and Green Puppy's Clues. (Irrelevance to the plot, beware!) --->
 * The Felt Friends teach the audience sex ed.
 * Sidetable's singing is provided by a then-unknown Nicki Minaj.
 * Brian Blessed (that guy who said "GORDON'S ALIVE!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!" in Flash Gordon) appears as Steve's grandfather.
 * Steve runs all around (as in the TV series proper).
 * The notes (those guys with G-Clef) are voiced by Kraftwerk.
 * Steve switches notebooks throughout the special (for example, one of the clues has him use the "Nature Notebook")
 * Add 90000001 Nick Jr. Productions logos (the one used on this) just to tease us.
 * Use the phrase "A CLUE A CLUE!" 100 consecutive times in a row, which may get annoying pretty quickly.

All Dogs Go To Heaven

 * Make it a 109-minute kids' matinee film for Loews Theatres in 1990.
 * Every 5-20 seconds, a character shows off his/her/it's naked body, complete with girls screaming in the background.
 * Have it produced by D'Ocon Films Productions (I like D'Ocon for their campy stuff, but they would ruin this film!).
 * Not to be off-topic, but I love Scruff, a D'Ocon TV series.
 * After separating with Charlie, Anne-Marie goes travelling with the Doctor (through a cameo by a live-action Sylvester McCoy and a reused TARDIS prop from one of the non-canon films chroma keyed in and bad special effects) and is never seen again.
 * So that would explain her absence in the sequel and the TV series!
 * The voice recordings are like The Christmas Tree.
 * Make the animation like.... D'Ocon's shows! (What did you expect? One of the previous statements here is that it would be made by that company.)
 * The Madballs from Madballs: Gross Jokes make time-to-time appearances, making gross jokes about the situation the characters are in.
 * perform unnecessary (and very weird) songs about the situation the characters are in at some points in the film.
 * Thus making this film one of Karl Bartos' last projects with the band.
 * The Evil Grimace from the old McDonald's commercials kidnaps Charlie and Anne-Marie and the other characters and takes them to good old New England.
 * Cherry Coke (Coca Cola) Commercial (1985) product placement for Cherry Coke in the film and have the characters sing a song about it. They sing about it once they find Cherry Coke in a soda fountain inside a that popped from the ground in Boston, Massachusetts. They would be singing the song from a commercial for it (as shown in the clip on the right):
 * Have the film be financed by the aforementioned Bakers Square.
 * Charlie is voiced by Jackie Chan.

Pitch Perfect 1:

 * The beginning is not the former Barden Bella's performance at Lincoln Center and immediatly cuts to the movie.
 * Ronald McDonald makes a cameo.
 * The movie continuously shows breif flashing lights.
 * Beca is named "Lucy"
 * In the finals at the end of the movie, the Barden Bellas sing "Hide and Seek" by Imogen Heap and it sounds like they're very bored with it.
 * The background music is unfitting heavy metal songs by Led Zepplin and Black Sabbath.
 * Aubrey is an agressive alchoholic who belittles everyone.
 * None of the Treblemakers never appear, save for Bumper and Jesse.
 * Have product placement for McDonalds apple pie and Fat Amy and Chloe sing about it while the other characters cringe.
 * Remove all the comedy.
 * The conflict is 100% non-existent.
 * Make it a 106-minute children's film for Netflix in 2007.
 * A drug PSA appears every few scenes.

Pitch Perfect 2:

 * TBA

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Coming Out of Their Shells Tour

 * Call it "The Leonardo Show Live Tour".
 * Krang builds the Turtles' instruments instead of Donatello.
 * Have there be shoe-horned non-violence messages.
 * Have the Turtles cover Kraftwerk's Pocket Calculator.

Monsters vs. Aliens

 * Make Susan Murphy shrink instead of grow.
 * Have the monsters die at the end of the movie.
 * The film is in live-action with the monsters being puppets. (Nothing against live-action movies, but I think that medium would make the film worse.)

Raggedy Ann & Andy: A Musical Adventure

 * Maxi-Fixit is hyper-realistic.
 * At one point, Raggedy Ann and Andy have sex.
 * Complete with a showing of Raggedy Andy's "Raggedy cock".
 * Have "No Girl's Toy" almost venture into Screamo music.
 * Have product placement for Hershey's Krackel and The Greedy and the cast sing about while Grandpa cringes.
 * The Twin Pennies are animated by people who animated characters at Filmation.
 * A intermission with drug PSA's appears in-between the acts.
 * Raggedy Andy drinks Johns Daphne whiskey at some points.
 * Babette's accent slips a lot.

Pokémon: Acreus and the Jewel of Life

 * Add a pointless love story for Sheenia and Kevin
 * At the final scene make everyone sing the Dora the Explorer theme song as the grand finale
 * Make Acreus voiced by Tom Kenny
 * Add toilet humor
 * Add Back to the Future references
 * Have 9/11 jokes
 * Make everyone a complete moron
 * Have 1,000,000 THX Logos
 * Make Acreus a moron
 * Have E.T guest star in it
 * Have cursing
 * Replace Domos with Panda from We Bare Bears
 * Have Pikachu poop everywhere
 * Have Meow Mix product placement

Zootopia

 * Have the film be produced by Vanguard Animation.
 * Nick is voiced by Charlie Sheen (using his Dex Dogtective voice).
 * Judy is voiced by Fatima Ptacek (using her Dora the Explorer voice).
 * The animation resembles The Adventures of Paddy the Pelican.
 * Remove Flash.
 * Nick and Judy are a stereotypical dog and cat respectively.
 * The Breadwinners make a cameo.