The Cult of Unicornism

Forming the Cult
On June 2nd 2014 Abidio was smoking weed in his apartment. After he was done "Thee" appeared. Thee took Abidio to the lands of the Unicorns. Abidio gazed in amazement. Thee introduced themshelfs as the ''"The 15 Unicorns of Faith and Destruction". Thee'' spoke about their task to Abidio. He accepted the task and thus was teleported back. He later formed the Cult of Unicornism to gain followers. While spreading his beliefs he also wrote them down. Thus "the 5 Unicorn Demandments" and "Thee's History" was written down.

The Five Unicorn Demandments
Said to Abidio from Thee themselves. It was the first book to come out as it is the most holy.

"Thou shallt not killt anything, or thou shallt feel the wraith of Thee."

''"Thou shallt not follow other beliefs than us, Thee mightiest of beings." ''

"Thee shallt be respected or thou shallt be smited."

"Thou shallt not think of Thee as "girly" or thou shallt feel eternal pain in the Mountains of the Lost"

"Thou followt these Demandments thou shallt be sent to the Fields of the Happy"

Thee's History
Being the second holiest book in all of Unicornism it is not "required" to read but is recommended to get to the "Fields of the Happy" . This book covers how the Universe got created and how Thee fleed from Earth to survive the human invasion. As this is the planned to be the longest book it is still under construction.