The Best Movie Ever

The Best Movie Ever is a critically-acclaimed anti-drug theatrical film that is directed by Michael Bay, Derek Savage, Adam Sandler and Christopher Nolan. It was released some time in October 2025, and is on-par with "Dinner with Lisa Simpson" in terms of ratings. It is a crossover between Voltron: Legendary Defender, Welcome to the Wayne, Eddsworld, OK K.O.!, Cookie Run, Unikitty!, Angela Anaconda, Star Vs. The Forces of Evil, Pop Team Epic, Villainous, The Lewd House, Microsoft Sam and Friends, Caillou, Filthy Frank, Bee Movie, The Nutshack, The Emoji Movie, Peppa Pig and Your Favorite Martian.

Premise
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Act 1: You've Got Lovemail!
(keith is sitting on a staircase like a bored teenager with nothing better to do)

keith: wow, i hope nobody slaps my balls off today

(lance crashes in)

lance: (laughs like peter griffin) say goodbye to your balls you socialist fuckwad

keith: NO

(lance slaps keith's balls off)

keith: GODDAMNIT LANCE YOU SLAPPED MY FUCKING BALLS OFF

lance: get rekt motherfucker (dabs as "ultimate" by denzel curry plays at ear rape-level volume)

pidge: shut the fuck up lance

lance: NO

(300 nanoseconds later)

(keith is watching tv on the couch and lance walks out dressed as steve from blues clues)

lance: you got lovemail!

keith: SHUT THE FUCK UP

(lance begins doing the floss dance from fortnite as he starts singing “MAIL” on an endless loop)

keith: LANCE STOP

lance: k

Act 2: Keith's Klues
(keith is dressed like steve from blue's clues)

keith: whats up welcome to keith's klues

(silence for 1 second)

keith: so i have a cucumber, and a jar of vaseline, what does this mean?

lance (off screen): I WANT YOU TO PUT THE CUCUMBER IN YOUR ASS

keith: NO