War of the Countries

The presidents and dictators of every country meets in the center of the world to discuss politics. Since it is politics, every tries to kill each other. World War III commences.

RPing
The RPing starts once enough people have signed up.

United States of America

 * The US joins the battle with several weapons, including a giant mechanical bald eagle.
 * In the left wing, guns are shot that shoot rainbows and taxes. In the right wing, guns are operated by Mitt Romney and have giant huge guns that costed all of the US's budget.
 * Obama is in charge of the eagle's head, and constantly gives orders then goes back on them seconds later.
 * A huge army of baseball players and football players are led by the giant mechanical bald eagle.
 * If you want to join the army, sign up here:

Canada

 * Canada only joins because America insulted the taste of their syrup, so they join the battle in a giant mechanical moose that shoots fresh maple syrup.
 * They are followed by hockey players on ice skates, launching pucks infintely at their armies with savage fury.
 * If you want to join the army, sign up here:

United Kingdom of Great Britain

 * Britain has a massive army, all led by Sherlock Holmes, borrowing the Doctor's TARDIS.
 * The two side commanders are the Queen of England, who controls a giant Pacific Rim-esque mech of herself, and Tom Hiddleston who doesn't do anything and just pours tea on people.
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