Random Custard

Random Custard is a magical stuffs! You want to make some? Here's the ingredients!

The first ingredient in the Random Custard is formed in Colt Cobra's black-hole of a basement. Be sure to find unsold VHS copies of the Bigfoot vs. Snakebite videos there. Someone must go down into the basement and find some high octane snake oil. Now, only people who's dad was injured many times since there were in daycare can do this, so you'd better pay Colt some good money if you want to make Random Custard (unless you can find Team Hot Wheels, but they usually doesn't go into Colt's house, and nobody else really does either, so Colt Cobra, Ricky Rattler, or Peter Python is probably your best bet).

After that, you have to mix it with custard, drugs (namely grass), Surge, Pepsi MAX, rotten cabbage, a DVD of the Super Mario Bros. film and Hi-C juice. In order to do this, you must purchase Poppin' Lemonade Hi-C. That is why only random people eat Random Custard. Then you must find a creature of The Random Living Spot or similar randomness (Hulk Hogan, The Stig, or Phineas would all work well here), and have your random god pee all over the custard. At this point it should be ready to go, though some like to add an extra serving of french fries in a old circa-1970's Dixie riddle cup first.

Random Custard has a variety of uses. First and foremost, it is a type of food that the people on this wiki eat. Nobody else can eat it because it is highly toxic to non-randomness obsessed people. If you're not into the whole dying thing, you can also use it to power NASCAR vehicles, as it can be used as a fuel source without running out. It can also be used as a weapon, as it is sticky, toxic, and it smells like ramen noodles.