Dumb Jokes

W00T FOR JOKES THAT'RE DUMB!

Nacho Cheese
Q: If someone has nacho cheese, say:

A: THAT'S NACHO (not you) CHEESE!

THE OLDEST JOKE EVER!!!!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the other side.

You: You know what, I HATE this joke.

Me: Why?

You: Cause the ending should have been: "Because he was by KFC" not "To get to the other side".

Me: Well, that is right.

World Peace
Q: How will you know when the world is at peace?

A: When chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

YOUR COOKING SUCKS
Q: Your cooking was so bad...

A: So bad that I didn't eat it!

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Am I Awesome Or What?!?!
Q: What.

A: I said: "Am I Awesome Or What?!?!"

I heard you.

Hometown
Q: Where did you come from?

A: Ohio.

I meant- uh- nevermind.