100 MOST Random Ways to Be Predictable

Note: This list is incomplete.

The 100 LEAST Random Ways to Be Random are the laziest excuses for randomness. This list includes many totally unrandom things that would make you a normal person. If you want to be random, go here. Abu Dhabi for your health!!!

104: Lick your elbows.
Who gives a turd that you can lick your elbows? Certainly not random people. We can trip up staircases. That takes talent, you know.

103: Watch Ben 10.
That show isn't very random. It doesn't matter whether or not you think it's awesome. The point is, it's not random.

102: Eat toast.
Eating toast is about as random as looking at a pickle jar. Everyone eats toast. Random people actually write long stories about talking toast.

101: Write "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL" every time something is random.
If you do that, you won't be able to tell whether or not something is random or funny.

100: Win a Darwin Award.
Winning a Darwin Award doesn't make you a random person. It makes you an idiot.

99: Post LOLcats all over your profile.
LOLcats are hilarious. They are the weirdest form of comedy in the entire history of the internet. Except for maybe Fred. But that doesn't make them random. At least, not all of them (Invisible Cheeseburger, anyone?).

98: Eat pickles every day, all the time.
Writing and talking about pickles all the time: random. Eating pickles all the time: not so much.

97: Complaining about normal people.
Normal people aren't cool. So why would you complain about them? Name calling is okay (to an extent), but no need to complain!

96: Becoming an admin on Randomness Wiki.
If you're an admin on this wiki, we praise your work. If you're an admin on that wiki, go bleep yourself.

95: Not wearing any clean clothes.
Randomness isn't about being filthy. It's about the unexpected. The only thing unexpected about that is what dirty clothes you wear. And the knock-out of those reeking clothes! Yuk!

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