Random-ness Sins/Moon Snail: The Video Game

(FIRST RNS MADE BY MOON SNAIL! YAY!)

EVERYTHING WRONG WITH

Moon snail: the video game

IN ??? MINUTES OR LESS!

SPOILERS

(Duh)

HERE WE GO!
Sin Tally: 24
 * Title is improperly capitalized. (Ding)
 * MS Paint cover.(Ding)
 * Forced Quagsire meme. (Ding)
 * This game was clearly made around the idea of Moon Snail being a rabid Adventure Time hater. (Ding)
 * Cyberbullying at many points. (Ding)
 * "Rated M for thing that starts with M" cliché. (Ding)
 * Look, I'm no Adventure Time expert, and never will be one, since I hate the show, buuuuut I'm pretty sure Finn wouldn't destroy someone's vehicle for the hell of it, let alone wield an explosive. (Ding)
 * First level is named "The Walk", which is very boring.(Ding)
 * "Robotnik Train".(Ding)
 * Apparently, the train explodes without reason. Is it because of it hitting a wall? Or does it spontaneously combust? (Ding)
 * And also, due to hover-over text, you instantly know what choices are right and what are wrong. (Ding)
 * I'm pretty sure the warp star would've been in pieces and not covered in ash if it was blown up. Also, if it's covered in ash, shouldn't it still work? (Ding)
 * Conveniently placed sword. (Ding)
 * Train has changed face. (Ding)
 * Random Purple Chicken game. (Ding)
 * Also it can eat living creatures.(Ding)
 * Random miniboss out of nowhere. (Ding)
 * Mini-boss dies in two hits. (Ding)
 * Unfunny meme use is unfunny. (Ding)
 * Pie is poisoned, because poisoned food. (Ding)
 * I'm pretty sure the only difference between driving on lava and walking on lava is that you die slower, so... Walking would be better, actually. (Ding)
 * Choosing to (DRIVE SUM MOAR!) results in refreshing the page. I'm amazed the world hasn't exploded yet. (Ding)
 * Everyone dies ending cliche. (Ding)
 * And this project isn't ever gonna be finished. Yipee. (Ding)

Sentence: Eaten by Klasky Jr.