Mama Peanut

Mama Luigi, PB&J Otter style!

Script
Butter: Aw, why do I have to go to bed so soon?

Peanut: Well, like they say in Brooklyn, "Early to bed, early to get the worm." Or, is it the bagel?

Butter: Mmm, worms good. Tell Butter bedtime story now. Tell how Peanut Otter find Butter, and Butter rescue Pinch.

Peanut: Okay, okay Well, it all started when Jelly, Pinch and I came to Dinosaur World for a vacation. We banished Ootsie Snootie from Pinch Raccoon's Mushroom Kingdom. But he found a way to escape into the Dinosaur World. And when we got to Dome City, the place was deserted. Koopa football players grabbed Pinch. Jelly was attacked by a Koopa Wizard and a Magnum Bill! And I found myself face-to-face with a Fire Sumo.

Peanut: Yaaah!

Peanut: I fell for hours!

Butter: Ooh, hours long time.

Peanut: Well, it seemed like hours. Anyway, I was fallin'. Nothing below me but boiling lava. Good thing I found a magic balloon.

Peanut: [lands on magic balloon] [his P-Power runs out] Yow! Whoa!

Peanut: Luckily, a skull raft came by.

Butter: Skulls?! Skulls mean bad medicine!

Peanut: Well, these skulls were good medicine for me.

Peanut: Unfortunately, they were heading straight for a lava waterfall!

Peanut in flashback: Ohh! Yow!

Peanut: I locked up, and landed on a block ledge.

Butter: Peanut bash blocks now!

Peanut: Alright, wise guy, so what happened next?

Butter: [laughs] Peanut find Butter egg.

Peanut: How'd you know?

[egg hatches and Butter appears as a baby]

Baby Butter Mama?

Peanut in flashback: Huh?

Butter: [laughs] Butter think Peanut mama! [laughs some more]

Peanut: Yeah? Well, I didn't think it was so funny.

(Baby Butter starts crying)

Peanut in flashback: Aw, what's the matter, baby? Are ya hungry?

Baby Butter: Mama Peanut...

[Dinavors roar] 

[both gasp]

Peanut: Hi, uh, looking for your baby? Here. Fed and burped. Ready to go!

Baby Butter: Mama Peanut, Mama Peanut!

Dinavores: Roar! Butter look good to eat!

Peanut: Get back, you despicable dinovores! You're dealing with a licensed plumber here!

Dinavores: Roar! We eat plumber, too!

Peanut: Yow! Ooh! Yah! Yow!

[Baby Butter grunts, Peanut enters pipe]

Peanut: Hold on, Buttersaur! I'll get us to the surface!

[a fish follows them]

Peanut: Yikes! Yow! Whoa!

[the fish yawns and goes back to sleep another fish growls, but Peanut stomps on it]

Peanut: See, Buttersaur? Nothing to be scared of in the water. [shocked gasp; sees Torpedo Ted] Except that! Hang on! We're outta here! *[Torpedo Ted is hot on their tail] We're not gonna make it! Whoa! [dolphins chirp] Whoa! Dolphins! [the dolphins take Butter and Peanut to an island] Hey! Thanks for the airlift guys! We gotta find Jelly and Pinch Raccoon. Stay here while I wring out my cap.

[baby Butter leaves and Peanut finishes wringing out his cap]

Peanut: Hey, where'd he go? Come back here, you scamp! Its dangerous in there!

[wiggler slurps, then follows baby Butter who is distracted]

Peanut: Heads up, Butter! Look here, Butter-kins. When I tell you to stay, you stay!

Butter: Look. Caterpillar, Mama Peanut!

Peanut: I'm not your-- [the caterpillar growls] Was it something I said? [more caterpillars surround Peanut and Baby Butter]* Jelly! Wherever you are, HE-E-E-E-E-E-L-LP!

Butter: Ooh, Butter love caterpillars.

Peanut: Hey, who's telling the story? So anyway, there we were, about to become worm food.

Butter: Butter hungry!

Peanut: You'll have to wait. Those caterpillars are hungrier.

Butter: Aw, Butter no wait. Butter hungrier! [eats a caterpillar] Oh! Ga Ga, Ha ha! More!

Peanut: Oh boy. This kid makes Jelly look like she's on a diet. Chow down, Butter! [Baby Butter burps]

Jelly: I'm-a coming, Peanut! Hey. This wee otter giving you a hard time, little brother? I'll fix him for ya.

[Baby Butter swallows Jelly, and he yells in disgust]

Peanut: No, Butter, that's my sister Jelly!

Jelly: Ugh! Now I know how a meatball feels...

Butter: Ugh, Butter no like meatballs.

Jelly: Yuck! I've been slobbered!

Peanut: That'll teach you not to mess with my new little buddy, Butter.

Butter: Mama Peanut!

Peanut: Cool it, caterpillar breath. I'm not your--

Jelly: "Mama"?! "Mama Peanut"?!

[laughs hysterically]

Peanut, Ootsie Snootie has Pinch locked up in his Coney Island Disco Palace. Now, I fought my way out, and I've been looking for you ever since. We gotta go back and rescue her.

Peanut: Well then, we better go now, before I get scared thinking about it.

Baby Butter: Mama Peanut no leave Butter?

Peanut: No. I won't leave you. But you have to promise to behave yourself, and stop calling me "mama".

Baby Butter: [babbles] Mama Peanut. [giggles]

Peanut: And so we found ourselves overlooking Ootsie Snootie's neon castle. Luckily, Jelly was able to get us in the same way she got out. That's when the real fun started.

Peanut:Yikes! Where's the light switch?

Jelly: On the ceiling. You see that block up there? You bash it, Peanut; you're taller.

Peanut: Okay, but you hold Butter. Hey, give me a boost Jelly!

Jelly: Stay, Butter.

[Peanut hits the light block, and falls on Jelly.]

Jelly: Hey, watch the landing, Peanut.

Peanut: Oh. It's the lift-off that got me. Uh-oh. Where's Butter?

Singer:

First you're here, and then you're not.

You never seem to stay in one spot.

I'm lookin', lookin' for you!

I try to keep up, as fast I can.

I wanna be there when you need a hand.

I'm lookin', lookin' for you!

I'm just one step behind.

So why are you so hard to find?

I look high, and I look low.

You know that everywhere I go, I'm lookin', lookin' for you.

Lookin', lookin' for you.

Lookin', lookin' for you. ♪

'''[Jelly and Peanut chase Baby Butter into Ootsie's throne room. Baby Butter eats it piece by piece. Ootsie summons Mechakoopa robots and Jelly and Peanut gasp and yell in shock, and run to Ootsie's throne room]'''

[Baby Butter burps]

[Ootsie Snootie storms in his Throne Room]

Ootsie Snootie: My throne... ''My throne room! ''You'll pay for this, plumahs! Get them!

Jelly: Watch out, Peanut. These Mechakoopa robots will eat you alive!

Baby Butter: Aw, robots no eat Peanut. Butter eat robots! [eats the Mechakoopa Robots]

Ootsie Snootie: That otter-twerp is eating me out of house and home!

Jelly: You didn't tell me you were bringin' a secret weapon, Peanut!

Peanut: That's Mama Peanut to you, Jelly. W H E E Z E

[Baby Butter burps]

Jelly: Alright, Ootsie. Free the Pinch, or Butter here will eat your castle piece by piece until we find her.

Ootsie Snootie: I can build another castle, but you can't build another Pinch. Without this key, you'll never find her. Ha ha ha! [Butter snags key] Whoa! Ah. I'll be back, and when I do, that little monster of yours is goin' on a crash diet!

Peanut: Hey, good work Butter. Um, you didn't swallow that key, did you?

Butter: Ugh, key no taste good. Phoo! [spits key to lock]

Peanut: And so, we found ourselves back in Dome City, safe and sound, thanks to you, Butter.

'''[Pinch hugs Baby Butter. Fade back to Butter, who has fallen asleep]'''

Gooood night, Butter. Nanununununun...

Butter: Night, Mama Peanut...

[Peanut appears confused]