Epic Meap Chronicles: A Meap in Time

Part 1
(Phineas and Ferb are working on a space ship while Meap is building a house of cards)

Meap: (stacking cards together) Steady! Steady! Steady! (stacks another card)

Ferb: Meap, eventually that stack of cards is gonna fall.

 Meap : Didn’t think that threw.

Phineas: Ferb, our space ship is done. But it’s only big enough to hold four people.

Meap: Lets give that puppy a test run. (jumps off of stack of cards and into space ship) Can I fly.

Ferb: No, no you can’t.

Meap: Fine I’ll just sit in the back.

Phineas: (jumps in driver’s seat) Lets roll.

Ferb: (throws Phineas in the passanger seat) Let me drive for ocne, you always get to drive because you’re not the mute!

Meap: Alright lets do an inspection. Air Conditioner?

Phineas: None.

Meap: Seat belts?

Phineas: None.

Meap: Cup holders?

Phineas: None.

<p style="font-weight: normal">Meap: TV?

<p style="font-weight: normal">Phineas: None.

<p style="font-weight: normal">Meap: Mirrors?

<p style="font-weight: normal">Phineas: Non- I mean Check!

<p style="font-weight: normal">(space ship takes off into the sky)

<p style="font-weight: normal">Meap: What’s with this thing, it doesn’t have any cool stuff.

<p style="font-weight: normal"> Phineas : It’s a prototype.

<p style="font-weight: normal">Meap: Guys, is it a good thing when the ships wings are on fire?

<p style="font-weight: normal">Phineas: Yeah.. WAIT? I MEAN NO IT’S NOT!!

<p style="font-weight: normal">(ship begins to crash land down to the ground)

<p style="font-weight: normal">Meap: I GUESS THIS IS THE END!!

<p style="font-weight: normal">(one minute silence)

<p style="font-weight: normal">Meap: Wait, really? THIS IS REALLY THE END?

<p style="font-weight: normal">Phineas: Yes. I did say it was a prototype.

<p style="font-weight: normal"> Dr. Eggman : (falling from the sky) AAAAAAAAHHH!!

<p style="font-weight: normal">Phineas: Is that.... EGGMAN?

<p style="font-weight: normal">Dr. Eggman: HELP SOMEBODY I’M FALLING FROM THE SKY!!

<p style="font-weight: normal">Ferb: Take off you’re pants, and use them as a parachute!

<p style="font-weight: normal">Dr. Eggman: (takes off pants, and uses them as a parachute)

<p style="font-weight: normal">(Phineas, Meap and Ferb grab onto Eqggman’s pants and safley float down to the ground)

<p style="font-weight: normal">Meap: (punches Eggman in the face)

<p style="font-weight: normal">Dr. Eggman: OUCH!

<p style="font-weight: normal">Phineas: Meap, he didn’t do anything.

<p style="font-weight: normal">Meap: Oh yeah.

<p style="font-weight: normal">Phineas: Eggman, what are you doing here anyway?

<p style="font-weight: normal">Dr. Eggman: I’ve retired from being a bad guy. Too much work.

<p style="font-weight: normal">Phineas: How do we know, we can trust you?

<p style="font-weight: normal">Dr. Eggman: I’m retired seriously. As a matter of fact, I’m gonna stay in my undies all day just like I do in Sonic for Hire.

<p style="font-weight: normal">Meap: If you’re good then, I want you’re space ship.

<p style="font-weight: normal">Dr. Eggman: Okay. I was crash landing down to this planet, and I spilled my coffee on the ejected button. It should be falling down in 3...2..

<p style="font-weight: normal">(Eggman’s ship hurtles down to Team Meap and Eggman)

<p style="font-weight: normal">Meap: (shoots rainbow blast at the ship, and it blows up)

<p style="font-weight: normal">Phineas: MEAP!

<p style="font-weight: normal">Meap: OH, I’m sorry it’s not like I just saved you’re life from certain destruction!

<p style="font-weight: normal">Ferb: It’s no big deal, we’ll just fix it up.

Singers : Suitty-up, booty-up, billa-be-do-do-da (X3) doo-dah bee-dee-dah duh-duh DAH DAH DAH!

Ferb: DONE!

Meap: That was fast.

Ferb: No it wasn’t, you feel asleep during the song!

Dr. Eggman: Guys, can I get a ride to Mobius.

Meap: They did just build the ship, get in YOU FAT STINKY OL’ GEEZER!

<p style="font-weight: normal">(the four get in the ship, and fly to Mobius)

<p style="font-weight: normal">Ferb: Looks like were in Emerald Island.

<p style="font-weight: normal">Phineas: This is where Knuckles lives.

<p style="font-weight: normal">Ferb: He doesn’t live here, he’s just forced to guard some giant green emerald for the rest of his life.

<p style="font-weight: normal">Meap: Look there he is LET’S LAND!

<p style="font-weight: normal">(ship lans near Master Emerald)

Knuckles : (listening to music, snaping his fingers) ♫ Here I come, rougher than the rest of them. The best of them, tougher than leather .You can call me Knuckles, unlike Sonic I don't chuckle. I'd rather flex my muscles, I'm hard as nails, and I’m cool as he-

Meap : HEY KNUCKLES!

Knuckles : Let me finish my song first! ♫ I break 'em down whether they're solid or frail Unlike the rest I'm independent since my first breath First test, feel the right, than the worst's left ♫

Phineas : I thought Knuckles smiles, when he beats up Tails.

Knuckles : Who?

Meap : Tails, you know “Miles Prower”. About yay short, two tails, he’s also known as “sidekick”.

Knuckles : Never heard of him.

Phineas : Here’s a picture of him. (hands Knuckles a picture)

Knuckles : (looks at picture) GAH! (punches hole in the wall) I’VE NEVER SEEN THIS NERDY LITTLE TWERP BUT I’M GONNA DESTORY HIM NOW!!

Phineas : …...

Knuckles : (grabs Phineas by the shirt) TELL ME WHERE THIS GUY LIVES!!

Phineas : Uhh..Green Hill Zone?

Knuckles : TAKE ME THERE!! Wait I didn’t finish the song.. ♫ Born on an island in the heavens The blood of my ancestors flows inside me My duty is to save the flower From evil deterioration I will be the one to set your heart free, true Cleanse yourself of them evil spirits that's in you- ♫ (Eggman puts Knuckles in the ship)

<p style="font-style: normal">(In Green Hill Zone)

<p style="font-style: normal">Dr. Robotnik: WAHAHAHAHAHAHA- (swallos a bug) wahahaha (coughs, and begins to choke)

<p style="font-style: normal">Bandnik: (uses heimlich maneuver on Robotnik) So sir, what are we doing here in South Island anyway?

<p style="font-style: normal">Dr. Robotnik: I’m going to finally concur the world, AND THAT BLASTED SONIC THE HEDGEHOG WON’T STOP ME!!

<p style="font-style: normal">Sonic: Not so fast Dr. Robotnik!

<p style="font-style: normal">Eggman: There are two of me?

<p style="font-style: normal">Meap: That’s weird.

<p style="font-style: normal">Phineas: Hey Sonic, long time no see.

<p style="font-style: normal">Sonic: Do I know you?

<p style="font-style: normal">Knuckles: NO.

<p style="font-style: normal">Phineas : Dude, it’s us. Phineas and Ferb!

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Sonic: Hmmmm...DOESN’T RING A BELL!

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Meap: Are you on some kind of short-term memory loss medication?

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Sonic: Nope.

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Phineas: That’s funny, Sonic doesn’t know who we are. And neither does Knuckles.

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Sonic: Am I suppose to know who you are?

<p style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal">Meap: YES.

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