How To Make Good Shows Bad/Demigems


 * The characters constantly break the fourth wall a la Dora The Explorer.
 * Have Jessie need to have a potty emergency within 4 minutes of EVERY SINGLE EPISODE.
 * Include strobe lights far more than the ones in Electric Soldier Porygon.
 * Poppy's 4-year-old sister Patience is a spoiled brat, sings baby songs, and has trouble with basic math.
 * Every 8 seconds, a character pees, poops, burps, or farts.
 * BONUS: Ace pees himself every 5 seconds and blames his bladder for it.
 * At one point, Jessie, Poppy, Ace, Jasmine, Lynx and Jules go to a bar and drink too much despite being underage.
 * The main villain is a shiny Mimikyu named Mimickarella and her mysterious assistant is a drug addict Pikachu named Pikawazzat.
 * Add incredibly unessecary toilet humor.
 * Constant jokes based on outdated memes that were funny back in 2010.
 * In the series finale, everyone is killed by poachers.
 * Every so often, Jessie, Poppy, Ace, Jasmine, Lynx and Jules do the Green Tamborine music video.
 * Put in a million Morris Video logos to tease the viewers in the theme song.
 * BONUS: The theme song is the Candy Quahog Marshmallow song from the Family Guy episode of the same name.
 * DOUBLE BONUS: It's Quagmire's verse of the song.
 * Whenever it's night-time in the scenes, the moon explodes bootleg Pokemon plushies, and the night sky is a seizure inducing background of a billion neon colors.
 * Make Gretchen an emo/scene girl who beats people up as a hobby, yet Lynx still has feelings for her.