User blog:Tornadospeed/urgent please read!!! emercence midnight 10:30 blog

okei, so i was eating lobster and beating my meat (naked of corse) and i wanted to get me flash drive with hot sexi on. so i went to go find it and i got hte drive but it was rusty and gross and it had that thin yellow tape stuff with "HOT SEXi" write on it with blood but i didnt notice at all because the lobst was hte amaze okay leave me alone..................ugh ok so i inserted the drive into the port (sex joke haha) and the window pooped up. BUT it had only one (1) file named "god.skl" so (so) btw and im still eatin and beatin so i click it thinking the hot sexi was it. the screen goes black (thats racis.t..........) but the comp is still on (wtf the fk.....) so i wait and it seems like forever and the screen came back on and it scared me. everything was ythe same accept the drive window was replaced with one of those prompt windows. it said (it said) "execute god.exe" and the options were "yes" and "hell  yes" so i clicked hell yes. a new windoe came up and it had an image of a skeleton of a human (possibly dead... spoopy) with bloody eyes. red hyperrealistic bloody text appeared and it said 'en garde, fuccboi" and a larger prompt window came up after that. the buttons were now saying "......holy sht", "btch i am flexing" and "beat hte meats". okay, so like and i havent stopped beating my meat this hole time................ rad amirite? so i hit beat hte meats. another spoopy detial: the big x in the corner was replaced with text "GO to scary hel place".... i should have destroyed my comp at this point but idk i was curious or some other bs excuse. then my computer crashed. i thought that was the end of it but whle the comp was still off, a message appeared on screen... it was small and in the left top corner, orange, and, really pixely like that old computer font. it said one word.

"boo"