Xenomorph

A Xenomorph is the creature that brought jelly and sprouts together to make calculators. It has a long black head (Meant to resemble King Kong's butt), no eyes (all the better to see you with, my darling!) and something else, I forgot what it was. Xenomorphs did not appear in the movie Alien, contrary to what the Lamonic Bibber folk say. They appear in asdfmovie4758387945898759 and Honey! I Shrunk My Nose!. A Xenomorph has three abilities (bursting out of people's computers and singing the Nyan Cat song, sticking its tongue out to kill you (sadly, all Xenomorphs' tongues became paralyzed in an incident involving a singing whip/spoon, so that ability is no more) and spraying chocolate milk in people's face.

They also burst out of people's chests.

Xenomorph is a strange word, as it begins with "x". But the thing is, lots of words begin with this letter. Xylophone, x-ray, xog, xat, xushroom. Xhe xuick xrown xox xumped xver xhe xazy xog. X FTW!!!!!!!!!!

The Xenomorph's war cry sounds like "PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME", which became a hit on YouTube. But due to censorship reasons (Those _____es) the Xenomorphs were replaced with bananas. The reason? The MPAA thought it was too scary for kids! Those double-gooberberry milkshake-hugging bear-eating cat-mouthed fish cake mushroom pies. Also, many Sparta remixes were made of the Xenomorph's war cry.

Habitat (I love Lolcats)
The Xenomorphs live somewhere.

They live behind you.

Turn around and see.

It may be the last time you turn around....