Peanut Otter's Disco/Holly-Would You Mind?

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(A spotlight turns on, revealing a microphone. A short, slightly chubby silhouette walks up)

(Zoom in to Peanut Otter)

Peanut: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen. Tonight's show will be a very special presentation featuring the entire cast as they--.

Jelly: (off-screen) No spoilers!

Peanut: Whoopsies! My mistake. Anyway, this will be a moment that you will never forget! I promise that I will be kind if you don't seem to enjoy it. Now, let the show begin!

(A jazz fanfare reminiscent of the theme song to The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson plays as the scene lights up, revealing the disco's dance floor. The title of the show and the episode's name slides down as a sign.)

(Cut to the opening credits, with the last one revealed to be a sign held up by Butter as she falls forward)

Jelly: Can I take that opening credits card, please?

(Butter gives it to Jelly)

Jelly: Thanks!

Luan: Credit card? I thought she was gonna pay with cash! (laughs, making Jelly and Butter groan) Get it?

Peanut: (through a megaphone) Attention everyone at the disco! This evening, we will be at the land where the film industry is at its prime, where the stars dazzle on a long red rug, and where it greets you with its name, it's....HOLLYWOOD!

(applause is heard)

Peanut: Thank you, thank you. I already asked my fellow reptilian pal Sydney to drive us on a super stretch limo to Tinseltown. Not to mention that I've got an itinerary we all have to follow!

Homer: Woo-hoo! We're gonna love us some singers pandering to today's kids!

(Everyone else stands and stares blankly at Homer. Cricket chirp.)

Homer: Eh, I still love you, Devo.

Devo: Thank you, Homer J.!

(Sydney parks by the disco in a super stretch limo)

Peanut: (looks at the clock) 4 o'clock! About time to hitch a ride!

(Peanut and the rest head out and enter Sydney's super stretch limo)

Sydney: (signing to the tune of the Bear in the Big Blue House theme) Welcome, welcome, welcome to the limousine!

Jelly: To the tune of a bear's show, huh? Peanut and I used to ride with him at MGM Studios!

Sydney: Yeah, I recall your show airing with Bear's back when my show was in the production stage! Oh, the memories.

Eddy: (leans to Sydney all of a sudden) SHUT UP AND FLOOR IT!

Sydney: Alright, alright. Keep your yellow shirt on! With that out of the way, here we go!

(The limo drives off, revealing the disco with a sign reading "CLOSED FOR BREAK")