Detentions in a Nutshell

Herpy Derp (annoying class clown who pisses me off): (is doing Plegde of Allegence in a way that's offensive)

Loudspeaker: We will now have a moment of silence that's for no reason whatsoever, really.

Derpy Herp (me): Dude, st-(In head: OH GOD)

Everyone:.........................................

Teacher: Derpy Herp, you now have detention next Wednesday.

Derpy Herp: Ok. (In head: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOUGYGHKFJFJDFTDGFFGSGSGXFXHF)

Herpy Derp: (gives me face that says "lol you suk")

(in a little bit)

Derpy Herp: (to teacher) Umm..... I only spoke by accident because Herpy ticked me off, and I just forgot about it then, so I scolded him.

Teacher: I know this may be frustrating, but I gave detentions to other kids for the same reason, but I didn't let them off the hook, because it wouldn't be fair, okay?

Derpy Herp: Ok. (In head: NOT FAIR?!?! THIS DETENTION YOU GAVE ME ISN'T EVEN FAIR TO BEGIN WITH!!!!! FAK DIS SHEET!!!!!! I DON'T DESERVE THIS DETENTION, DAYUM IT!!!!!!!!!!!)