Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30126178-20190713150101/@comment-30126178-20190831120455

Azusa: I don't understand why vegans keep eating salmon. That's a gateway food for salmonella.

Nana: Vegans can eat salmon? I thought they couldn't eat meat or food from animals.

Azusa: Well, Nana, Salmon really isn't an animal. They're fish.

Miho: So fish aren't animals?

Azusa: You heard me.

Miho, rubbing her temples: How do you define the word "animal", Azusa?

Umi: I'm sorry, but can we all take three steps back and look at the fact Azusa thinks that eating salmon is the direct cause of salmonella?

Miho: IT'S CALLED 'PESCETARIAN', NOT 'VEGAN', NOT 'VEGETARIAN',  'PESCATARIAN.' FISH ARE ANIMALS, THEY EAT, THEY BREATHE, THEY REPRODUCE-

Azusa: First of all, bring down your tone. And second of all, it isn't pescatarian, because fish aren't part of the Animal Kingdom. They're FISH. And you people... imagine being this ignorant and yelling at your own little sister, Miho. Nobody said fish don't reproduce, but they don't breathe because they're in water. You can't breathe underwater. You are so dumb.

Umi, showing Azusa the definition of "fish" on Google: So you mean to tell me they're not animals?

Azusa: Now you're switching my words. I never said fish aren't animals.

Miho, rubbing her eyes in disbelief: You said, not too long ago, that they weren't.

Azusa: I don't recall.

Miku, passing by and overhearing the discourse: This family is a trainwreck.