EPIK FACEOFFS OF EPIKNESS! ITS SO EPIK!

DIS IS A PAGE WHERE WE DO FACE-OFFS WITH THINGS VS. THINGS AND ITS KIND OF LIKE AND EPIC STORY BUT YOU CONSTANTLY ADD WITHIN MINUTES!

Rules

 * You can not take away all HPs. Only half or less. Half can only be done by super-big-anti-destruction-missles.
 * The attacks have to do with the Team you're on.
 * Nothing gorey. This isn't Call of Duty (I think)
 * If one team does not respond to the attacks in a few days, they are defeated.
 * New Rule: You must a warn a team if they aren't responding.

Team Meap

 * Tornadospeed
 * Mochlum
 * Dan Tennyson
 * Alternate Phineas
 * Add your name!

Team Hamburgers

 * Ronald McDonald
 * SonicAndKnuckles
 * Add your name!

BATTLE!
Mochlum: Cut-efies the hamburgers.

SonicAndKnuckles: Shoots Pokemon toys and hamburgers and Ronald McDonals plushies at Meap.

Mochlum: Uses Meap's ship to crash into Ronald McDonald, and taking the pokemon toys, hamburgers, and Ronald McDonald toys from him while crashing.

Tornadospeed: Meap fires his rainbow destruction laser at Team Hamburgers.

Mochlum: Eats Ronald's only source of power: his burgers.

Tornadospeed: Takes away Ronald's clown outfit revealing him to be an average 60-year-old. Yes he still has normal clothes on.

WINNER!
Team Meap winned by default since they stopped fighting back and they have already been warned.

Warning
Team Ronald McDonald, you should fight back soon or else you will lose.

Team Mickey Mouse

 * Mickey Mouse
 * Alternate Phineas

Team Winnie the Pooh (WINNER)

 * Mochlum
 * Pooh
 * CCs and Cream
 * Tornadospeed

BATTLE!
Mochlum: Shoots honey at Mickey.

CCs and Cream: Throws plenty of bee hives at Mickey.

Tornadospeed: Throws a bunch of honey pots at Mickey.

Mochlum: Sinks Mickey in honey.

Tornadospeed: Traps Mickey's head in a honey jar so he can't breathe.

Mickey: *loses half HPs*

WINNER!
Team Winnie the Pooh wins be default since Team Mickey wouldn't fight back.

Team Max and May

 * SonicAndKnuckles
 * Mochlum
 * Add your name!

Team Max and Ruby (Disqualified)

 * None

Team Who Hates Them Both

 * CCs and Cream
 * Tornadospeed
 * Alternate Phineas
 * Add your name!

BATTLE!
SonicAndKnuckles: Throws Pokemon toys at Max and Ruby.

Mochlum: Simply punches Max and Ruby in the faces

CCs and Cream: Attacks both teams.

Tornadospeed: Fires Lasers at both teams.

Mochlum: SENDS SONIC BOMB AT BOTH OTHER TEAMS CAUSING THEM TO not die, BUT GET HARMED! HAAAAAAAAAAARDLY!

Alternate Phineas: Ties a grenade to his back and runs into the crowd.

Mochlum: Uses Pikachu to make a SUPA DUPA BIG FORCE FIELD THAT PROTECTS ME FROM GRENADE!

Tornadospeed: Launches nukes at both teams.

Mochlum: Uses Pikachu to make a SUPA DUPA BIG FORCE FIELD THAT PROTECTS ME FROM NUKE!

Max and Ruby: *dies*

MAX AND RUBY HAVE BEEN DISQUALIFIED SINCE THEY ARE NOT COUNTER-ATTACKING!

Team 42 (Half HP)

 * 42
 * Tornadospeed
 * CompliensCreator00
 * Alternate Phineas
 * Add your name!

Team -42 (Half HP)

 * -42
 * Mochlum
 * Add your name!

BATTLE!
Tornadospeed: Fires Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books at -42!

-42: CREATES ANTIMATTER!

CompliensCreator00: Creates antiantimatter.

Tornadospeed: Ctreates super antiantiantimatter!

Mochlum: Creates SUPER-ANTI-ANYTHING-INATOR and turns Tornadospeed into anti-Tornadospeed.

42: Reverses Super-Anti-Anything-inator's effects

-42: Turns 42 into Unreversable-Anti-Matter, which is unreversable.

Tornadospeed: Attacks -42 Team with Supreme Epicness

Mochlum: Turns Tornadospeed into Unreversable-Anti-Matter

Tornadospeed: Reverses it anyway and fires the one thing -42 cannot defeat: PICKLES

Mochlum: Sacrifices myself to 42 so it gets -42 powers mixed up and blows up the ENTIRE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!

Everyone loses half HPs. Including Team -42 and Team 42.

42 is the Meaning of Life, The Universe, and Everything.

Tornadospeed: Summons Shoop da Whoop.

Shoop da Whoop: Fires laser into -42's soul.

Team Phineas

 * Phineas
 * Prof. Wright
 * Alternate Phineas
 * Tornadospeed
 * Add your name!

Team Phineas

 * Phineas
 * Mochlum
 * Phinedroid
 * Add your name!

Team None

 * S&K

BATTLE!
Phineas: Punches Phineas!

Phineas: Also punches Phineas!

Prof. Wright: Spills chemicals on Phineas!

Tornadostar: Oh no, a clone vs. the original. Which is which? Throws rocks at both of them.

Mochlum: Shoots Phineas.

Tornadostar: Gets confused

Mochlum: Shoots Tornadostar

Tornadostar: Reflects bullet which fires back at Mochlum

Mochlum: Turns into Epik Cheeseburger which is immune to bullets. Then i freeze time, move the bullet right next to your chest, then unfreezes time. Then it moves forward and goes to Tornadostar so fast he can't deflect.

Tornadostar: Moves faster than the bullet and dodges it. Shoots Shoop da Whoop's lasers at everyone else.

Mochlum: Uses Phineas's non-liking of video games which is technically a relationship (a non-liking relationship), which means I can use Sonic's stuff because its related to Phineas and I can use it to summon the Nine Chaos Emeralds to transform into SUPA MOCHLUM!! That was a massive rationalization, but I like rationalizations!

Tornadospeed: Turns Mochlum into ice cream and eats him.

Mochlum: Evolves back into Mochlum from inside Tornadospeed causing him to explode and me to gain his brain and his logic.

Tornadospeed: My pieces reform into me.

S&K: Forms Pikachu.

Team Peanut Butter

 * Alternate Phineas

Team Jelly (WINNER)

 * Tornadospeed
 * Mochlum

BATTLE!
Tornadospeed: Attacks Peanut Butter with jelly jar!

Mochlum: Shoots grape jelly at Peanut Butter

Mochlum: Uses spoon and jelly to whack Peanut Butter.

Tornadospeed: Whacks Peanut Butter out of the pantry with jelly jar!

WINNER!
Jelly wins by default since Peanut Butter wouldn't fight back.

Team Blue

 * Tornadospeed
 * Add your name!

Team Gold

 * Add your name!

BATTLE!
Tornadospeed: Attacks Gold with Blue's epicness and original-ness!

Team Waterproof Undergarments (WINNER)

 * Mochlum
 * Tornadospeed

Team Unwaterproof Undergarments

 * None

BAAAAAAAAATTLE!
Mochlum: Drenches Unwaterproof Undergarments with water!

Tornadospeed: Washes Unwaterproof with pure water!

Mochlum: Throws Unwaterproof Undergarments into a pool and closes the lid on it.

Unwaterproof Undergarmets loses 3/4 HP (and shrinks).

WINNER!
Team Waterproof Undergarments wins by default since no one joined team Unwaterproof Undergarments so they couldn't fight back.

Cheddar VS. Mozzarella (Finished Battle)
Add a picture if you dare.

Team Cheddar (WINNER)

 * Tornadospeed
 * Mochlum

Team Mozzarella

 * None

BATTLE!
Tornadospeed: Fires Cheddar's deliciousness ray!

Mochlum: EXPLODEZ INTO CHEDDAR CHEESEZ!

Tornadospeed: Launches epic Cheddar missiles at Mozzarella!

WINNER!
Cheddar wins by default since nobody joined Team Mozzarella so no one could fight.

Team Ice Cream

 * Prof. Wright
 * Hypnice
 * Tricecream
 * Add your name!

Team Reese's Candy

 * Mochlum
 * SonicAndKnuckles
 * Peanut Butter
 * Add your name!

Team That Loves Them Both

 * ME (Tornadospeed).

BATTLE!
Mochlum: Summons E.T. to shoot you with his epikness.

SonicAndKnuckles: Summons Ash and May from Pokemon to shoot you with their epikness...I MOCKED MOCKLUM!!

Mochlum: Sumons E.T.'s Aunt Steve to transform into the Reeces's God and DESTROYS SONIC&KNUCKLES AND TORNADOSPEED AND ICE CREAM!

Tornadospeed: Watches battle while eating an ice cream cone with lots of Reese's candy in it.

Prof. Wright: Freezes opponents. Gets out Hypnice......................

Hypnice: MAKES EPIC-NESS HAPPEN!!!

Tornadospeed: Summons Tricecream from Complipedia and Peanut Butter from Kitchen Wars!

Red_Hat_vs._Black_Hat.jpg Red Hat

 * S&K
 * Mochlum
 * Tornadospeed
 * Thomas Hozempa

Team Black Hat

 * Thatanimeguy
 * Add your name here!
 * Add your name here!
 * Add your name here!

BATTLE!
S&K: Cut-ifies the black hats

Thatanimeguy: Super-Black Attacks the red hat

Mochlum: Floods Thatanimeguy in Red Hats

Red hats: Make Thatanimeguy have seizures

Black Hat: Diamondized S&K and Mochlum (which makes you turn into diamond and you can't move at all or thaw out)

Team AWG

 * SonicAndKnuckles
 * Thatanimeguy
 * Tornadospeed
 * Add your name here!

Team GM

 * CC00
 * Add your name here!
 * Add your name here!
 * Add your name here!

BATTLE!
S&K: Breaks the Gumball machine revealing it to be an old 1920's metal.

AMW: Darwin jumps for GM. Misses

Tornadospeed: Ties string to a quarter and uses it to get gumballs from the machine. Turns gumballs into missiles and uses them against the GM.

S&K: Turns the missiles back into gumballs and chews them. Hey why are you working against me we're on the same side

Poddo Chilli (Pokemon Black/White): Turns the gumballs into Pods.

CC00: Turns Pods into Gumballs, chews them and ties up the enemy. Then drops a washing machine on them.

Tatanimeguy: Puts on Majora's Mask, go crazy, and says "Imma just wathch you guys for the Next 3 Day, K".

Team Chili

 * S&K
 * Add your name here!
 * Add your name here!
 * Add your name here!
 * Add your name here!

Team Chili Cheese Fries

 * Mochlum
 * Add your name here!
 * Add your name here!

BATTLE!
S&K: Makes Chili Cheese Fries watch the unaired Pokemon episode with seizures. Chili Cheese Fries get seizures.

Mochlum: Wacks S&K with giant french fry.

Team Cookies

 * Add your name here!
 * Add your name here!
 * Add your name here!
 * Add your name here!

Team Cake

 * Tornadospeed
 * Add your name here!
 * Add your name here!
 * Add your name here!