Mope/Lyrics

Jedidiah Cudby:

We gonna drop this next bomb for a money makin' playa that ain't with us no mo.

Brock Baker:

Yeah, Justin Bieber.

Jedidiah Cudby:

Heck no, we gonna do this for a pop star that never seen it comin'.

Brock Baker:

Yeah, Justin Timberlake.

Jedidiah Cudby:

Nah, furball, i'm talkin' 'bout motherfreaking Falco and dead meat.

Brock Baker:

What? Falco?

Oh, Rock me Amadeus (x4)

Jedidiah Cudby:

Tried to O.D. on the Cold-Eeze,

"Spongebob" got me "Grand Theft Auto",

Hanging out like Slim Milk sip a Lipton Iced Teas,

Wrote to Instagram "Send a hashtag Shake please!",

Three O' Clock on the dot time to cruise for Eighth graders,

Rather tape the CNN so that I can watch it later,

Playing game a Five Nights at Freddy's,

Dee's knocked up and Rog on crack again,

Deep throat a whole Nutty Buddy,

Make whoopie to a batch of Silly Putty,

Make a Ham and Colgate sandwich and ate it,

Go through Snapchat and take look send a nude pictures,

So I like to dance naked in front of my pets,

But my cat was inattentive so I sent him U.P.S.,

Playin' spin the bottle with my sister,

I watch "PewDiePie" with no pants on.

Jedidiah & Brock:

Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on,

Lamer the Kanye West climb the walls like King Kong,

Buggin' out like unfriended on Facebook,

Deader than the parents on a Nickelodeon,

Taylor Swift on a treadmill,

Not going nowhere slim chance we will,

Less than Bill Cosby eating Jell-O pudding,

Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood.

'Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it,  Relax don't do it when you wanna cum (x2)'

Brock Baker:

Nowhere to go I can't wake up late,

Just sit around and wait for my Gilette to activate,

Stalemate jailbait in "My So-Called Life" imprisonment,

Amazing what a good breakfast cheese make isn't it?,

I like to pretend I'm speed reading,

Never lose the sight of the thrill of sneezing,

Don't need a shower today just some Brut by Faberge,

Smell the ass of my jeans clean they'll do another day,

And I recycle I sniff my own farts,

I dial the wrong number hope a conversation starts,

I mean I might as well be listenin' to Nick Jonas,

Givin' myself a mullet hook the Flowbee to the Kirby,

Make a prank call pretendin' I'm a mime,

Get stuck in traffic just to pass the time,

Sent a letter in the mail in Cringe people to Furries,

I drink always a bleach.

Jedidiah & Brock:

Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on,

Lamer the Kanye West climb the walls like King Kong,

Buggin' out like unfriended on Facebook,

Deader than the parents on a Nickelodeon,

Taylor Swift on a treadmill,

Not going nowhere slim chance we will,

Less than Bill Cosby eating Jell-O pudding,

Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood.

'Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it,  Relax don't do it when you wanna cum (x2)'

Jedidiah Cudby:

I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums,

''When you wanna cum ''

Brock Baker:

I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums,

''When you wanna cum ''

Jedidiah & Brock:

I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums,

''When you wanna cum ''

Jedidiah & Brock:

I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums,

''When you wanna cum ''

Shrek:

Hey there everybody! It's me, Shrek!

Jedidiah Cudby:

Oh Sausages! Here comes Shrek!

Brock Baker:

Hey, Shrek. What's up?

Shrek:

I here wanna to the swamp. Do you want for onions?

Jedidiah Cudby:

No, Shrek. Drugs are bad

Brock Baker:

Sorry. Can't help you man

Shrek:

Layers. Whoa! Holy Donkey!

'Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play  Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid'

And all that glitters is gold

'Only shooting stars break the mold '

Jedidiah & Brock:

Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on,

Lamer the Kanye West climb the walls like King Kong,

Buggin' out like unfriended on Facebook,

Deader than the parents on a Nickelodeon,

Taylor Swift on a treadmill,

Not going nowhere slim chance we will,

Less than Bill Cosby eating Jell-O pudding,

Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood.

'Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it,  Relax don't do it when you wanna cum (x2)'

Holy Macaroni (x16)