Shitpost (TV series)/Stay in Drugs, Eat Your School, Don't do Vegetables

"Stay in Drugs, Eat Your School, Don't do Vegetables" is the fifth episode of Shitpost's first season, and is the fifth episode of the series overall.

Sypnosis
Throughout this episode, Unikitty and the gang reenact various infamous anti-drugs PSAs in the span of 30 minutes. Essentially a prequel to Unikitty and the Wacky Tobaccy.

Transcript
(Open with a view of UNIKITTY, PUPPYCORN, FINK and HERB COOKIE on a stage. They are all dressed formally and sitting in directors chairs.)

UNIKITTY: Hello, viewers, and welcome back to another delightful episode of Shitpost. As you know, I'm Unikitty, and this is my brother, Puppycorn. Eater of shaving cream, friend to all.

(PUPPYCORN waves at the camera, smiling.)

HERB COOKIE: And I'm Herb Cookie. This is Fink.

FINK: (happy, waving frantically) HIIIII! HI!!!

(FINK rises from her chair and continues waving excitedly, then sits down after 3 seconds.)

UNIKITTY: Tonight here at Shitpost, we decided to do something a bit different. We decided to showcase the dangers of drugs by mimicking some anti-drug PSAs for your viewing pleasure! And also, we have our own we made, but that'll be saved for the end. (winks)

FINK: Because drugs (raises her index finger) are no laughing matter. (winks and giggles)

HERB COOKIE: (excitedly raises his arm) That's absolutely correct, Fink! Drugs can and will kill.