The Epic Story of Meap: Mochlum's Third Version (now with Shoop Da Woop)

My third epic story. Please comment.

Chapter 1: Pie, Please
Meap: *at Aunt Steve's house* Meap

Aunt Steve: HELLO MEAP!

Meap: Meap (Can I leave now?)

Aunt Steve: What does that mean? Hmm... MAYBE IT MEANS PIE! I will make you pie if your say please!

Meap: *light bulb* *looks in a Meap to English dictionary* Pie, please.

Aunt Steve: OKAY! I WILL BE RIGHT BACK!

Meap: *escapes the place and goes to Sonic's house* Meap (Hi Sonic!)

Sonic: GO AWAY DWEEB!

Meap: Meap (?)

Sonic: SEE! THAT'S ALL YOU SAY! WHENEVER I START A CONVERSATION THAT I THINK IS INTERESTING, YOU INTERUPT ME WITH THE SAME DARN THING: MEAP! GO AWAY! LEARN A REAL WORD!

Meap: O_O. Meap... (Okay...) *leaves. Outside the city is replaced by a nuclear bomb testing site.

Nuclear Bomb: boom.

Meap: MEAP! (AHH) *the explosion launches Meap to TGI Fridays in a chair.*

TGI Fridays Guy: Would you like some cheese with your pie?

Floating Mario Head: *appears in vortex* MOMMA MIA! HURRY! HURRY BEFORE EVIL FORCES ATTACK!

Meap: Meap? (?)

Floating Mario Head: BEFORE THE EVIL!

Meap: Meap (What evil?)

Shoop Da Woop: *appears in other portal* I'M FIRIN MY LASER AT YOU!

Floating Mario Head: HURRY!

Meap: Meap (AH!) *jumps to the portal with the Floating Mario Head and the portal disappears. It reappers in Pie-Land*

Floating Mario Head: We're safe!

Shoop Da Woop: *reappears* I'M FIRING MY LASER AGAIN! *fires his laser at Floating Mario Head and Floating Mario Head dies* HAHAHA!

Meap: MEAP! ( B *pulls out a machine gun and shoots Shoop Da Woop. Then starts running to Russia*

Chapter 2: Return of the Floating Mario Head
Meap: *running to Russia* Meap!

Patrick: *jumps out* I WUV WU!

Meap: MEAP! (AHHH!)

Patrick: HELLO BUDDY!

Meap: MEAP! (WHAT WAS THAT FOR?)

Patrick: I WUV WU SO I MUST SNUGGLE WITH YOU!

Meap: Meap (NO WAY!) *starts running*

Patrick: COME BACK BUDDY!

Meap: Meap (I AM NOT YOUR BUDDY! I'm sorry Patrick, but I have to do this.) *uses his Shoop Da Prune-inator to conjure a Shoop Da Prune.*

Shoop Da Prune: I'M FIRIN MY WRINKLY LASER! *fires his laser* BLAAAAAARGH

Patrick: NOOOO! *gets hit by laser and dies*

Meap: Meap (Finally, I'm alone.)

Shoop Da Prune: What about me?

Floating Mario Head: *appears* AND ME?

Meap; MEAP! (Where did you come from?)

Shoop Da Prune: Wisconsin.

Floating Mario Head: Japan- wait, oh, I know what you mean. I am now the PHANTOM MARIO HEAD!

Backround Music: DA DA DA!

Shoop Da Prune: Where did that come from?

Meap: Meap (It doesn't matter, Shoop. Now, are you a bad phantom?)

Phantom Mario Head: No. Well, I jump on goombas and koopas, but no. Do you like cheese?

Meap: Meap. (Cheddar only.)

Phantom Mario Head: What about America, or Blue, or Fetta.

Meap: No.

Shoop Da Prune: YOU CAN TALK?

Meap: Meap (I can only say no. Remember, last time, I learned that word.)

Shoop Da Prune: Oh, yeah.

Phantom Mario Head: YOU DON'T LIKE THEM! *turns into Shoop Da Woop* I'M FIRING MY CHEESE LASER!

Meap and Shoop Da Prune: AAAAAAAH! *run away*

Phantom Mario Head: HEY, COME BACK... ah man.

Meap: Meap (Finally, everybody is gone.)

Shoop Da Prune: What about me?

Meap: O_O MEAP! (LOOK, AN OLD FOLKS HOME!)

Shoop Da Prune AH *runs away*

Meap: Meap. (Finally. TO RUSSIA!)

Chapter 3: Waffle Invasion
Meap: *arrives at Russia* Meap. (Finally, relaxation)

Waffle Alien #1: *ship lands* HELLO STUPID EARTHLINGS! TAKE US TO YOUR LEADER!

Waffle Alien #2: *whispers* We're in Russia.

Waffle Alien #1: Oh, *looks at English to Russian dictionary* STUPID землян HELLO! TAKE США НА ВАШ ЛИДЕР!

Meap: MEAP! (Seriously?)

Russain: Какой лидер? (Which leader?)

Waffle Alien #1: *looks at Russian to English dictionary then English to Russain dictionary* Наиболее близким! (The closest one!)

Waffle Alien #2: Shouldn't you do the most powerful one?

Waffle Alien #1: SHUT UP!

Russain: Я не говорю вам (I'M NOT TELLING YOU!)

Meap: MEAP! (GO)

Waffle Alien #1: What did he say?

Waffle Alien #2: *hands Meap to English dictionary and English to Meap Dictionary*

Waffle Alien #1: *reads Meap to English dictionary and English to Meap Dictionary* MEAP! (I'M NOT LEAVING!)

Meap: Meap. (Then I have no choice but to call SHOOP DA PRUNE!) *whistles for Shoop Da Prune. Shoop Da Prune comes*

Shoop Da Prune: I'M FIRING MY WRINKLY LASER! *shoots laser* BLAAAAAAAAAARGH!

Waffle Alien #1: What? *gets shot by laser*

Waffle Alien #1: Finally, he's gone. Please don't shoot me, I'm just his serv- *gets shot by laser*

Meap: Meap! (Shoop da Prune!)

Shoop Da Prune: Sorry- *an old lady picks him up*

Old Lady: Ooh, prunes!

Shoop Da Prune: NOOOOOOOO- *gets eaten*

Old Lady: Yummy! *shoots out a laser* Hmm, bye!

Meap: Meap (Hehe, Shoop Da Prune is dead. FINALLY! NOW, relax time.) *relaxes*