Thread:ITVdude2000/@comment-27148630-20161226005357/@comment-27148630-20161226191507

Other facts:
 * Only the elite and the most reliable citizens in the country got to chow down on Wimpy burgers, which were delivered by plane every day from South Africa.
 * The phrase "Pro-Russian" is banned in all of Jetania. The Jetanian government adopted the law from Kuboia after De 'Capolai surrendered.
 * In 2001, a 8-year old child in the Kuboian port city of Messith was executed via firing squad for eating with his mouth open and making lip smacking noises.
 * Hwang Pyong-so, who is currently North Korea's Vice Marshal, a member of the Politburo Presidium of the Workers' Party of Korea, and the top-ranking vice-chairman of the State Affairs Commission, used to be the mastermind of most of De 'Capolai's kidnappings of random people, political cartoonists, and school bullies.
 * De 'Capolai operated a child trafficking ring underneath the headquarters of the Jetanian Church of Christ, the former religion of all of Jetania, which had a fundamentalist belief that homosexuality is a sin, and who did productions of "hell houses" that demonized gays, and who hosted conferences of "ex-gays."
 * 25 anti-tobacco activists were executed via pit bull mauling in 2000 for refusing to chew Red Man or smoke Djarum kretek cigarettes as a torture during their 8-week imprisonment.
 * De 'Capolai attempted to blow up Freethought Hall, the headquarters of the Freedom from Religion Foundation in the United States, in 2001 with 5 car bombs. It did not work.