Shitpost (TV series)/SHOTSSHOTSSHOTSSHOTSSHOTSSHOTS

SHOTSSHOTSSHOTSSHOTSSHOTSSHOTS is the eleventh episode of the fifth season of Shitpost.

Sypnosis
When Fink has to spend quality time with Darrell, Shannon and Raymond, she suggests they they all partake in a drinking game she created.

Script
(Cuts to Fink, Shannon, Darrell and Raymond in the living room. Fink is twirling around a baton while Darrell is recording her.)

Fink: DON'T FUCK WITH ME! I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE!

Shannon: But Fink, you can swe-

'Fink: AAAAAAAAAAAAA-

(static screen)

(Cuts to the four doing their own thing. God does a dramatic entrance.)

God: Fink, I have to go to a business trip. (looks up to the robots) Shannon, Darrell, Whateveryournameis, can you look after Fink for a bit? I'll be back in around... 12 hours.

Fink: 12 hours?!

Raymond: Now that's Raymond to you, God!

God: I forgot your name. (looks down at Fink) Are you sure you have everything you need?

Fink: Yep! Bye!

God: Okay, goodbye! Be good.

(God leaves. Fink plops face-first onto the floor and groans.)

Shannon: So since you're with us for the next 12 hours, what should we do first?

Fink: Leave me to groan in peace.

Shannon: Well that just can't happen, now can it?

Fink: Seriously!?

Shannon: Yes, seriously.

(Fink sits up.)

Fink: Hmmm... (looking around the room) You! Darrell! (points at Darrell) We should play house! You up for that?

Darrell: We don't speak of house.

Fink: Why not?!

Darrell: Don't you remember the last time we played house? (shivers)

Fink: Yeah! You had the gaul to suggest that I should be the family dog! Do I look like a dog to you!?

Darrell: Well, you kind of look like one-

Fink: I'M A RAT!

Raymond: Now calm down, we don't want an argument here.

Shannon: I got it!