The Weirdest Dream Ever!

The Weirdest Dream Ever!

A story that involves Phineas and Ferb, but not intentionally.

By Wakko

' CHAPTER ONE: A Normal School Day (or is it?) '

It was a normal school day. Well, sort of. Kids were playing baseball, working with coaches, and all that fun stuff. That’s their story. But mine…mine was different. Much different. For some reason, we were taking a vacation during the school year…to BRITAIN!!! Now, that’s what will happen. Anyways, the class was gathered in some room or other, doing a news broadcast. Either that, or something else. I don’t know, I don’t really have a great memory.

What I do remember is that we took some test, I think. It didn’t even look like my school. Anyway, then we did our broadcast (which I think was in a supermarket in Britain, even though we were in Texas. ???), in which my job was to…stand there. Behind a GIANT bookshelf. I mean, like larger than a library sized one. Anyway, that’s the end of this chapter. Adios!

' CHAPTER TWO: The Supermarket/Classroom/Broadcast Thingy (or SCB) '

I was in the supermarket, somehow working my way toward the freezers, the kind with milk, and apparently, some sort of hazardous light. I looked, and my mom was there! She said something along the lines of, “Ferb dissolved into something the size of an ATOM from looking at the light too much.” Remember this is a dream, so I actually saw Phineas and…well, I didn’t see Ferb. “Well, we need a magnifying glass,” I announced. Remember, we’re in a crossover thingy that should, and might, be on the Fanon, but it actually HAPPENED. I’m telling you a TRUE story, or rather, dream, that happened about 6:30 AM this morning. Unfortunately, I don’t think we ever got the magnifying glass, or Ferb in normal size. So, Ferb’s stuck in the size of an atom. L Cool, my computer does smilies!

' CHAPTER THREE: The Beach/Baseball Field/Woods/Whatever Else (Or BBWW) '

Now, I end up on a BBWW, on which I see a former teacher who, I think, moved to Oklahoma. I also see a kid (four and a coach, to be exact), throwing every pitch known in the universe. The weird part? He was playing third base and pitching to his shortstop and first baseman. Uh…”Cleanup on Aisle 3”, anyone? I don’t know whether we’re in Britain, Texas, Oklahoma, or Japan, or wherever else we might be. I just know…THE END. L J K

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