Chuck Norris: Facts about him

This is a page about Chuck Norris. Set up a heading with your username, and put down some facts about Chuck Norris underneath! Here's mine to get you started

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 * If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you. If you can't see him, you are probably only seconds away from death.


 * Chuck Norris travelled to Mars. That's why there is no longer any life there.


 * Before the Bogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.