REALLY AMAZING DOGS



DOGS ARE MADE OUT OF TOOTH FAIRIES. IT IS TRUE!! THEY TOLD ME. THEY ARE EVIL.

DOGS? DOG = HUGE TOOTH FAIRY

JUST BECAUSE A TOOTH FAIRY GIVES YOU MONEY DOESN'T MEAN DOGS ARE GOING TO DO THAT TOO.

Marty, the yellow dog
ONCE UPON A TIME, AT THE DAWN OF HUMANITY, THERE WAS A DOG, MARTY THE DOG. HE MORPHED INTO A BEAUTIFUL GOOSE. EVERYONE SAW THAT. DID YOU SEE IT???? I WANT YOU TO SEE IT. PLEASE SEE IT.

I WILL GIVE YOU FISH. FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH

Dogs, today
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, RUSSIA CALLING

PRESENTING

FROM THE RUSSIAN RUSSY-RUSSY PRODUCTIONS

THE TODAY-DOG!

REVOLUTIONARY! IT'S LIKE A DOG AND A PINEAPPLE MERGED INTO ONE!!

IT IS FULLY CUSTOMIZABLE! YOU CAN SELECT ITS LANGUAGE!

THESE ARE ITS LANGUAGES:

-SWAHILI

-GAGANIAN

-BOOMBOOMISH

-ANGLASH

PLEASE BUY!

IT IS NOT EXPENSIVE! ONLY FIVE GOAT SOULS!!!

NOW WE HAVE A CHRISTMAS SALE: THREE TODAY-DOGS AT THE PRICE OF ONE BILLION! CLASSY!!

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