The Gretchen Show's Christmas Special

The Gretchen Show actually had a Christmas special! It aired in the middle of summer.

Transcript
Gretchen: Hello. These are my quadruplet sisters.

Grettle: Hello.

Gwen: Hi!

Gabriella: Hi there!

Stupidude: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Gretchen, Gwen, Grettle, and Gabriella: What?

Stupidude: YOU AREN'T QUADRUPLETS! YOU HAVE DIFFERENT CLOTHES COLORS! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(5 hours later)

Freaky Elf Puppet: It's not about what's on the outside but what's on the suicide!

Stupidude: Really?

Freaky Elf Puppet: Yes!

Stupidude: OKAY! (kills himself)

Sheriff Puppet: And that's why there are snowmen. B-b-b-b-bye, kids!