Top 11 Things That Would Be Awesome if Japanese Games Were Real


 * If you could jump through the floor. (Mario)
 * If you could jump high. (Mario)
 * If when you ran into somebody you didn't like that a chime would play and you would be in a battlefield. (RPGs especially Pokemon)
 * That when you're fighting somebody, everybody always waits turns to kill each other. (RPGs)
 * THAT KILLING PEOPLE TO SAVE ONE PERSON IS GOOD! (Mario, Zelda, etc.)
 * That breaking pottery gives you FREE MONEY! (Zelda)
 * That you never need to go to the bathroom. (Every game)
 * That if you get hurt, your money flies out of you. (Sonic)
 * That the world is flat and you can only go in two directions (Platformers)
 * I NEED ONE MOAR >_<