100 Ways To Be Random (theinvisiblehotdog edition)

100. Say "TOTALLEH" to everything
Because that makes perfect sense.

99. Lick MissingNo.'s arm for his birthday
He'll love it!

98. Eat at the McDonalds in the middle of the indian ocean
BLIP BLUP BLUP BLOOP BLUP (translation: EAT ALL THE BURGERS)

97. Change your name to Arnold X. Enoilgabaz
If we all do it, then 99 will be different! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- *cough cough* AAAAAAAAAAA- *pant pant pant* AAAAAAAAAAAA- *hack pant pant hack cough* AAAAAAY. *passes out*

96. Yell to the people at Toys-R-Us for making horrible spaghetti-os
Or try yelling to the people at Bass Pro Shop for making horrible mayonnaise.

95. Look at the publish button in the editor.
HAHAHAHA LOL it's not super funny but you love it's color.

94. Stare at this page and pretend you're going down in an elevator
It really works!

93.0000: Add four 0s as decimals after every number
Try doing it 56,0235.0000 times! Yaaaaaaay!

92. Make the words "the", "me" or "he/she/it" in a sentence bold and italic whenever used
I tried the thing and it really works for me!

91. Cry orange juice
Then people will love your sadness! (those heartless people!)

90. Call rude people "meanies"
People think that's eye-roll-worthy. SO DO IT.

89. Look at the picture
It's so ugly that bacon ate bacon that barfed bacon that licked bacon that ate spaghetti-os on it's plate that was bacon that did number 98 that was filling in for bacon that bacon ate bacon that barfed bacon that licked bacon that ate spaghetti-os on it's plate that was bacon that did number 98 that was filling in for bacon that bacon ate bacon that barfed bacon that licked bacon that ate spaghetti-os on it's plate that was bacon that did number 98 that was filling in for bacon that bacon ate bacon that barfed bacon that licked bacon that ate spaghetti-os on it's plate that was bacon that did number 98 that was filling in for bacon that bacon ate bacon that barfed bacon that licked bacon that ate spaghetti-os on it's plate that was bacon that did number 98 that was filling in for bacon that THIS IS FINALLY OVER YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

88. Tea party not normally
You get a pig, chop off the head of the pig, take the pig head to your room, put a blonde girl wig on it, give it makeup, and have a tea party with it.

87. Do 91 but with actual rain
The people from rainy Washington state will hate your sadness! (those wet-hearted people!)

86. Use your great-grandpa's cologne that you found
People hate that. So do dandelions.

85. Pop bubble wrap
It will be more fun if you pop it in a cave and a stalagmite will kill you!

84. Do 85 upside down
It will be more fun if you pop it in a cave and a stalactite will kill you! THEN BILLY FALLS FROM THE SKY!!!!

83. Tell someone everytime you think you smell ramen noodles
They honestly won't care and neither do i.

82. Watch Carrie and not be scared
This one is tough. REALLY tough.

81. Figure out that your great-grandfather was Calvin Hogue
He is actually my great-grandfather, no lie! Weird, right?!

80. Have a skeleton pop out
Maybe even, in a 0.0000003951 out of 6,104,935,989,494,366 chance, a skeleton will poop out instead! HEHUHUHGHGHG *choke choke cough*

79. Have fun at the TV
When Dora the Explorer is on, and she asks your favorite part, say "WHEN YOU ACTUALLY SHUT UP!" and it will be hilarious... after you realize she won't shut up.

78. Use heading 4
It's weird. DO IT NEEEEEEEOOOOW

77. Try not to break my fried chicken award
If it happens then it's hammer time. The hammer's over there. ->

76. Go to this tiny page
It won't hurt ya!

75. LOOK AT DIS GALLURIE
ISN'T IT PRETTY?!