Thread:ITVdude2000/@comment-27148630-20161226005357


 * According to a textbook from De 'Capolai-occupied Kuboia found on eBay in 2009, Xiam Housin learned to fly aircraft at the age of 5.
 * The national animal for Kuboia since De 'Capolai's rule is the Kuboian lynx, created when Collin "Stix" McAster mixed Iberian, Eurasian, Canadian, and Turkestan lynxes and Mexican bobcats, then released two hundred of them into the wild in 1999. It has least concern in the whole of Jetania.
 * Bestiality was, and still is legal in Kuboia. The law was only lifted by Housin because Laura McAster, Stix's wife, previously lost the ability to experience certain sensations after suffering from a car crash when she was 8, and became involved in increasingly extreme sexual acts such as dildos, fisting, and sex with her mother's pet cat, and was known for her videos of receptive and forced sex with animals of which Xiam Housin filmed and gave to Color Climax's offices in Jetania. When De 'Capolai surrendered, Jetanian authorities forgot to put the ban back in place. Whoops! And of course, Kuboia was the only Jetanian state to have a ban on sex with animals until the De 'Capolai takeover.
 * There were only 8 TV channels in Kuboia, excluding cable and satellite channels.
 * Enforcing rules on your children was punishable by death.
 * One of the more gruesome execution methods in Kuboia was execution by pit bull attack. So you could get mauled to death for fat shaming a fat kid. 