Branch/NyanGo

Pre: You know what, Splice? I would let him keep flying too. Because cats are what makes this nation great! Our sky cats defend our world from meteors and aliens, and our earth cats defend us from attacking enemies! But what helps out our world every day is the memes! You send a cute picture of your little Calico wanting a Krabby Patty to your mother in war, and that helps boost her morale, and possibly stay alive, knowing you have family at home! And I hear it's amazing when Cloudpaw from the Warriors series with the tuning fork saves a Tinytuft with broken wings from falling to his death on Hara-Kiri Rock! I need scissors, Splice! 61!

Splice:...*sniff*...That was beautiful.

Pre: Really? I've been practicing all day.

Splice:...Fistbump?

Pre: Fistbump.

You fistbump.

Pre: Now, what were we talking about?

A growl comes from the bushes where an Aviraptor with red eyes leaps out, trying to attack you. Sure, you like Nyan Cat, and maybe are fictionally dating him/her, but something's wrong with this Aviraptor. Something...evil...

Splice: What the-Pre, help me!

Pre: Oh, you are not serious. You forgot how to fight?

Splice: I'm being controlled by a branch, remember?

Pre: You know how to fight stick, right?

Splice: Uh...what?

Pre: *Facepalm* Do you want to fight or not?