The Bunkest/Episodes/Season 1: Sheen-Mania

"Sheen-Mania" is the third episode of the first season of The Bunkest.

Synopsis
The gang binge-watches all the episodes of Planet Sheen.

Transcript
(Pan in on Bunkest. Everyone is relaxing, doing whatever they feel like in the living room, when suddenly resident mad scientist Prof. Wright bursts through the door.)

Prof. Wright: You all won't believe what I just found!

Jasmine: You've ended world hunger?

Prof. Wright: Better than that!

Tornadospeed: You've found the meaning to life, the universe, and everything?

Prof. Wright: Better than that too!

J. Severe: You've gotten Tron Uprising and Wander Over Yonder un-cancelled?

Prof. Wright: Okay, maybe not that good, but almost.

Jasmine: Well, what is it?

Prof. Wright: I've acquired entertainment... (Holds up DVD) from the Dark Universe! (Scare chord as it shows the DVD, which is labelled "Planet Sheen - The Complete First Season")

Bunkmates: *gasp*

Jasmine: Oh no, not Planet Sheen!

Prof. Wright: Oh, yes! It was difficult, but the Dark Universe was generous, and let me have the complete first season.

Jasmine: Oh, the whole thing was already online anyway. I'd know, I've seen every episode.

Prof. Wright: Oh really? How was it?

Jasmine: *shudders* There are some serious dark energies in that show.

Prof. Wright: That's fantastic! That's exactly what I'm studying! Let's get this going!

Jasmine: No wait!

Prof. Wright: (turns around) What is it?

Jasmine: You can't watch Planet Sheen without friends!

Prof. Wright: But everyone's here. I don't see who else we need.

Jasmine: Yes, everyone but Douglas Scheving, of Upper Darby Township, Deleware County, Pennsylvania!

Everyone: Who?

Jasmine: Oh right, I'd like you to meet our special guest, Douglas Scheving!

Douglas Scheving: Hello. I like bread.

(The bunkmates all sort of say "Hey, Douglas" and the like, as he takes his seat on the couch)

Jasmine: Alright, now we can start.

Prof. Wright: (gives thumbs up, and places Planet Sheen disc in DVD player, and the theme song starts at full volume)

Sheen: (off-screen) Sheen, do not press this button.

Theme Song Singer: (off-screen) DOGS LIKE CHEESE COWS LIKE MONKEYS PLANET SHEEN IS OH-SO FUNKY

(Cut away from the Bunkest as the theme song plays quietly in the distance. Dorkus is looking through a telescope at the Bunkest.)

Dorkus: Curses! Pinter, do you know what those fools have acquired?

Pinter: (flies in) Why, no boss I don't think I would know, what is it?

Dorkus: They have acquired a disc of all my most embarassing moments! All the horrible fates I suffered at the hands of that alien Sheen... Do you know what this means?

Pinter: Hmmm, do we politely go over and tell them that we request they don't watch the disc?

Dorkus: (grabs Pinter) Too late! They've already begun. We must move to Plan B. Annihilation!

Pinter: Wow, boss, your vocabulary is quite astounding.

Dorkus: Thank you Pinter, I've been practicing.

(Cut back to the Bunkest, where everyone is binging Planet Sheen.)