Skyward Sword in One Page

Zelda: It is the Goddess Festival!

Link; I need a loftwing.

Gaepora; BATHTIME!

Link; I WON THE RACE!

Groose: YOU MUST DAI!

Gaepora: Zelda was kidnapped so find her.

Link: (skydives off skyloft)

Demise: I stole Zelda! BWAHAHAHA- HEART FAILURE! (dies)

Ghiram: I AM NOT A WOMEN BWAHAHA!

Link: AAAAAH! (defeats boss) OOPS I FORGOT TO GRAB THE HEART PIECE BEFORE I LEFT THE DUNGEON!

Portal: (trollface)

Link: (lands in Skyloft) I'm back where I started... why?

Gaepora: I planned this from the beginning! I'm not really Gaepora! It is me, Demise! BWAHAHAHA- HEART ATTACK! (dies)

Link: Yes!

Zelda: Link, you saved me!

Link: I am not really Link, I am (rips off costume) Groose!

Zelda: Whaaaaa-

Groose: DO YOU REGRET NOT KISSING ME NOW?!

Zelda: NO

Gaepora: Thank you Link, or Groose, or WHOEVER YOU ARE, for saving Skyloft.

Skyloft; I am not really Skyloft! (rips off costume) I am really the surface!

Gaepora: Does that make the surface the sky?

Skyloft: NO

Narrator: The End.