The Bunker/Episodes/Episode 8: A CCs and Cream-Centered Episode

Welcome to the eighth episode of The Bunker!

Part 1ne: Kingdom Hearts 3A [An Alarming Awakening]
* insert flute rendition of the Sun Song*

CCs and Cream: *yawnzzzzz* ZzZzZz... I like my alarm sound, but I still hate getting up. >.>

Narrator: CCs and Cream looked outside his window and gazed up at the sunrise, shining on the barren wasteland that used to be America. Looking at it made CCs think that everything will turn out right in the future.

CCs and Cream: *turns to the camera* Yes, yes I...hope it will.

* fourth wall breaks*

CCs and Cream: Sorry!

Fourth Wall: It's okay...I guess. :/

CCs and Cream: ... ):

Part 2wo: Justin Bieber and Speghetti Cat
Justin Bieber: Speghetti Cat.....Where are you?

* Guard Droid comes in*

Guard Droid: Sir?

Justin Bieber: WHAT?

Guard Droid: *ahem* Your sausage links, sir?

Justin Bieber: Bring them to me.

* Guard Droid brings the sausage links to Justin Bieber*

Justin Bieber: *chews on sausage* So... What's the agenda for today?

Guard Droid: Well... Uhh..... *ahem*

Justin Bieber: Yes...SLAVE?

Guard Droid: Uhh- *straightens up* Let's see... Sir, these are all "Slave-cooking" activities.
 * 1) Slave-frying
 * 2) Slave-baking
 * 3) Slave-toasting
 * 4) Slave-heating
 * 5) Slave-simmering

Justin Bieber: AND?????

Guard Droid: Uh, yes sir. Very good, sir.

Justin Bieber: Good. ..... GET. OUT.

Guard Droid: RIGHT AWAY, SIR! *scurries out from Justin Bieber*

Part 3hree: Back to CCs and Cream...
CCs and Cream: *yawn* I needz breakfast.

* walks downstairs into the kitchen*

CCs and Cream: I can't believe that today is cleaning day. *sigh*

* looks for Cap'n Crunch, but there isn't any*

CCs and Cream: ..... WHERE'S MY CAP'N CRUNCH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!! ..... Guys?

Narrator: No one answered.

CCs and Cream: Guys?!

Narrator: No one answered again.

CCs and Cream: Huh. That's weird.

Narrator: CCs and Cream went to look around the Bunker, but no one was there until...

* passes by the bathroom*

CCs and Cream: ..... :/

* knocks on the door*

Gaepora: Who is it?

CCs and Cream: It's me, you know who I am. We share rooms, but not the same bed.

Gaepora: Ohai CCs.

CCs and Cream: You do know that today is cleaning day, right?

Gaepora: Yes, yes I do.

CCs and Cream: Well, after you're done doing whatever, start cleaning.

Gaepora: Actually, I'm already cleaning!

CCs and Cream: .......... With what?

Gaepora: My own bath water! :D

CCs and Cream: *facepalm* Well, I'll be gone and I'll check on you when yo- Is there someone else with you in there?

Major Monogram: I'M CLEANING AS WELL! :D

Gaepora: :D

Major Monogram: :D

CCs and Cream: *headdesk* (I can't believe I have to share my room with them. But hey, at least I don't share the same beds with them. :/)

tbc