I read a very bad review...

...on Amazon for Super Mario 3D Land. It said

"BLAH BLAH Call of Doody is better BLAH BLAH Mario sucks BLAH BLAH Play mature games like Call of Doody"

He said CoD was mature... but I say

HALF OF THE PEOPLE PLAYING CALL OF DOODY ARE 8-16 AND THOSE AGES AREN'T USUALLY MATURE!

I pwned dat guy