How to Get Arrested

Dumb stuff to do and get arrested with.

STUFFEMS TO DO TO GET ARRESTED HAAAAAAAARRRRDLY

 * Eat the president's cheetoes.
 * Call the president and tell them that his socks smell funny.
 * Shout RAWR in the president's ear.
 * Saying president's name.
 * Barack- *gets arrested*
 * Becoming a vampie.
 * Killing.
 * Cereal Killing.
 * Toast Killing.
 * Don't forget waffle killing!
 * OH DRAT I ATE A WAFFLE FOR BREAKFAST! *gets arrested*
 * Saying the Q word. You know. This: . *gets arrested*
 * Getting arrested. *gets arrested three times again* *wait, that makes six times! and if you count getting arrested for getting arrested, that makes nine! Then twelve, then sixteen then death penalty. GAAAH!*
 * Imitating Casey Anthony.
 * Imitating O.J. Simpson.
 * Imitating O.J. (orange juice)
 * Imitating the Simpsons
 * Imitating ME!
 * Touching the persident's desk.
 * Go to the mall.
 * Like jb.
 * Add your own ideas.

WAYS TO GET LESS HAAAAAAAAAAAARDLY ARRESTED

 * Poking the goozim with a stick.
 * Imitating Mordecai and Rigby.
 * Kidnapping.
 * Attempted Killing.
 * Attempted Gnillik... which is the opposite of killing which is living... which means.... *gets arrested*
 * Liking Spongebob.
 * Snooping. (with Snoopy)
 * Playing Pokemon when you claimed that you were playing Sonic.
 * Jumping on Goombas. Wait, I just played Super Mario Bros- *gets arrested*
 * Lying to Law Enforcement.
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 * Saying "Hyrule Fried Chicken" on this page.
 * Eating picklez. Wait, I ate a pickle... *gets arrested*
 * Playing golf. Wait, why is that bad?
 * CAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT BEING BAD.
 * Saying E.T. OH SHOOT I JUST DID!
 * Participating in a Q&A or an Random Picture Caption Contest.
 * Why? BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT BEING BAD, TOO!
 * Add your own ideas for laws.

How to get the least haaaaaaaaaaardly arrested.

 * Sexually being violent.
 * Battery.
 * Double AA Battery.
 * Triple AAA Battery.
 * Quadruple AAAA Batter. *which doesn't exist*
 * Stealing.
 * Lying.
 * Eating Mochlum's leftover cheesecake CAUSE IT'S HIS AND I NEVER SAID YOU CAN HAVE IT, JERK!
 * Shooting.
 * Pooping in the toilet. *gets arrested..... or at least I HOPE so.*
 * Peeing. *gets arrested*
 * BRAAAAAAAAAIN FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTING!
 * Add your own ideas for laws.