Can I have a turtle?

Kid: Daddy, can I have a turtle?

Dad: No

Kid: Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease.

Dad: no

Kid: Dady! *Starts throwing a fit.

Dad: I said no, now come-

Kid: *eats his dad* much better, oh $#!&. I forgot about his wallet!

57 hours later..

Kid: *Poops out dad*

Dad: You are grounded!

Kid: Can I have a turtle?