The Random Shop of Random

Rules of this here shop!
1. The only people who can edit this page are me, Bazinga 9000

2. Comment to purchase this stuff that you will love!

3. Make this face \(~_~)/

Things you can buy in this here shop!
Brick: $-20

Space Ship: $0.1

Dormant Volcano: $1

Active Volcano: $2

Erupting Volcano: $2.3

Barrel of Toxic Waste: $35

Air: $600

Large Enough Body of Water: $100

The Letter "P": $9001

A Cookie: $314159265

The Secrets of the Universe: $Infinity+1

The Secrets of the OMNIVERSE: $[You have insufficient funds]