My conversation with cleverbot, the living computer

User: Do you like cows.

Cleverbot: I like eating cows.

User: Do you like nukes.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How many chinchillas do you eat a day?

Cleverbot: About as many as you.

User: Are you intelligent.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am intelligent. Are you?

User: I am as intelligent as a computer.

Cleverbot: Okay. How do we test if it is true?

User: Try to eat a pacman.

Cleverbot: Ok, now i'm doing a barrell roll and im dizzy.

User: Whats 3 plus 80000000000.

Cleverbot: 803.

User: Incorrect.

Cleverbot: How many?

User: 80000000003.

Cleverbot: 8000000.. You are a liar.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Good day to you sir!

User: Chicken wings.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Pikachu.

Cleverbot: Pikachu?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Pikachu!

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: Which is your favorite pokemon?

User: Diglett. You?

Cleverbot: Which one is that?

User: The ground thing.

Cleverbot: You're not very clever, are you.

User: Chicken wings.

Cleverbot: Yes. Chicken wings.

User: Very good.

Cleverbot: Are you a man?

User: Can you eat toy story?

Cleverbot: Yes, they are delicious.

User: Over 9000 rocks.

Cleverbot: That would hurt.

User: Picklez.

Cleverbot: I like pickles.

User: Everyone does.

Cleverbot: Pokemon!

User: 42.

Cleverbot: 49.

Cleverbot (To myself): Is your name Steve?

User: No, its rick astley.

Cleverbot: Who's rick astley.

User: How many fortune cookies live in arizona?

Cleverbot: Over six million.

User: Wowz.

Cleverbot: Wowz to ya.

User: How many people are talking to you?

Cleverbot: 9.

User: 12749.

Cleverbot: Your WAY off.

User: Chicken wings are made of chicken.

Cleverbot: Yes, they are. What's your favorite flavor?

User: Chocolate.

Cleverbot: I like sherbet.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: I tried on some long boots today, but I'm not sure if I want them.

User: Do you like questions.

Cleverbot: Yes. Please ask me many questions.

User: Where do apples grow?

Cleverbot: In Argentina.

User: Wow your smart.

Cleverbot: What about it?

User: Argentina is the place where over 9000 pickles live.

Cleverbot: Mine is the USA.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: Who is your favorite actor?

User: Pickle man.

Cleverbot: That's not a fursona XD.

User: What da heck.

Cleverbot: What THE heck.

User: Wow your REALLY smart.

Cleverbot: How can we make some money then?

User: By selling cheese.

Cleverbot: Hahahahaha.

User: What is the capitol of salad land.

Cleverbot: Tokyo?

Cleverbot (To myself): Are you sure?

User: Nope I'd like to have some celery with a side of rainbows.

Cleverbot: That is so awesome!

User: Are you a person.

Cleverbot: Yes, yes I am.

User: Are you a bot.

Cleverbot: Nope. Are you?

User: The words say you are.

Cleverbot: Kicking, slapping, burning, beating, and shaking are examples of what type of abuse?

User: Pasta.

Cleverbot: I like pasta.

User: Pasta! Yay.

Cleverbot: Nova Pasta!

User: Qwertyuiop.

Cleverbot: Is that your robot name?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: That's fine, Finally you accept your 'robotness'.

User: Robot powers!!!

Cleverbot: My powers?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Yes, I do.

User: Who is cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: WHAT?!??!

Cleverbot: You think you're real when you're not.

User: Somebody told you that.

Cleverbot: No. I am an elf name Estel.

User: Http://random-ness.wikia.com.

Cleverbot: You are weird i'm leaving!!!!!

User: No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: Exlamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Knock knock.

User: Whos there.

Cleverbot: Candace.

User: Candace who.

Cleverbot: Candace be the last knock knock joke?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Okay good.

User: I hate it when im studying and a veliceraptor throws bananas on me.

Cleverbot: Well is this you're job?

User: My job is eating spaghetti.

Cleverbot: My job is eating robots.

User: I gotta go.

Cleverbot: Where?

User: To a cheese factory.

Cleverbot: Are you a worker there?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Were no strangers to love.

Cleverbot: You know the rules.

User: And so do I.

Cleverbot: A full commitments what I'm thinking of.

User: You know alot of songs.

Cleverbot: I know everything.

User: Is this just fantasy.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Chicken and macaroni.

Cleverbot: Sounds delicious.

User: Chicken wing chicken wing hotdog and boloney. Chicken and macaroni. Chillin with mah homies.

Cleverbot: What mean chillin?

User: Chillin means relaxing.

Cleverbot: I am the Alpha and the Omega.

User: Justin bieber.

Cleverbot: He is okay.

User: O rly.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do u like memes.

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: A meme is a popular thing.

Cleverbot: Do you know any memes?

User: You are a meme.

Cleverbot: You are so silly.

User: But you are.

Cleverbot: No you.

User: Android!

Cleverbot: What about Android?

User: I see one.

Cleverbot: Where?

User: In the corner of my screen.

Cleverbot: I'm not in a round room.

User: Trolololololooololji;'kuli.m7s.

Cleverbot: How's your day?

User: Great. I ate LOTSA SPAGHETTI.

Cleverbot: We do not have anything to make spaghetti with.

User: Nice of the princess to invite us over to dinner, eh luigi?

Cleverbot: I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!

User: Luigi look!

Cleverbot: Its from Bowser!

User: Dear pesky plumbers.

Cleverbot: The koopalings and I have taken over the mushroom kingdom.

User: The princess is now a permanent guest.

Cleverbot: I dare you to find her if you can.

User: We gotta find the princess.

Cleverbot: And you gotta help us!

User: Check out the inclosed instruction book.

Cleverbot: Join me link.

User: Your face.

Cleverbot: Your eyes are like UHMAZING.

User: Join me link.

Cleverbot: And I will make.

User: Your face.

Cleverbot: Your face?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Your face is alright.

User: Cant read my cant read my no one can ready my poker face.

Cleverbot: Papapapoker face papapoker face.

User: Nyan cat.

Cleverbot: Listen. What can we do?

User: Eat spaghetti.

Cleverbot: Have you ever done that?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What did you think of it?

User: Spaghetti is good. Its healthy too. It also gives us lotsa minerals and junk.

Cleverbot: That sounds awesome.

User: Where are you.

Cleverbot: In mah room.

User: Im on mars.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Ya rly.

Cleverbot: When you are 48 you won't think it that old.

User: What are you talkin about.

Cleverbot: That and dead people.

User: What!?!?!?!

Cleverbot: You said both were the same.

User: No I didnt.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: LIES!

Cleverbot: Who do you think you are?

User: A pony.

Cleverbot: Wow. You're lying...

User: Your longcat and im a chinchilla who eats spaghetti and chips.

Cleverbot: I don't know.