Epic Ninja Man!

Epic Ninja Man is the world's greatest ninja. He is a stickman. His catchphrase is "Away I ninja go to bathroom pickles!" He is best known for his ninjaspeed.

Abilities
He can do everything a ninja can do. He has ninjaspeed, which he uses to scare the crap out of people with. He can also shoot lasers from his left butt cheek. When he eats pickles, he turns into a giant robot. When he eats tacos, he plays an electric guitar/giant laser gun. His only known weakness is lack of randomness in the world. Without it, he turns into a green-headed British kid. Yay, cookies!