How to: Random Trollpasta!

How to write random trollpastas is very hard and time consuming, considering that trollpastas are already random enough. But to make a purely random random trollpasta is a true art.

Storyline
The storyline for a trollpasta usually starts reasonable with a few spelling mistakes, then the plot goes complete c***. Then you start chucking in random symbols like: #@%&**^(&%$#&*&^%$#@#$%^&*(*&^%$#$%^&**&^%$#$%^&*(*&^%$#@#$%^&*(*&^%$#@!!@#$%^&*_+_)*&^%$#@!@#$%^&*><>^(%&>?":"&^%$ etc.

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