User:Mrthejazz

THIS IS MY PROFILE. IT IS IN ALL CAPS. ALL CAPS ARE RANDOM. I AM RANDOM. I LIKE BEING RANDOM. SOMEONE ELSE WHO I FIND RANDOM IS PINKY PIE FROM THAT PONY SHOW. SHE DOES RANDOM THINGS LIKE JUMPING UP AND DOWN AND BUYING UP ALL THE CIDERS.

MY MOM SAYS I CAN'T WATCH THAT SHOW ANYMORE BECUASE IT IS TOO VIOLANT. I WAS LIKE, "MOM NO WAI," AND SHE WAS LIKE "YES WAI" AND I WAS LIKE, "UNCOOL, LADY, UNCOOL." AND SHE WAS LIKE, "GO TO YOUR ROOM AND PUT ON SOME PANTS FOR CHRIST'S SAKE." AND I WAS LIKE "OKAY, BUT I REALLY WISH YOU'D RECONSIDER THE WHOLE LETTING ME WATCH MY LITTLE PONY THING."

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANODOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

You know, it's kind of funny there's a no trolling rule here, because trolling is pretty random if you think about it.

I mean, if we're going to go the full Discordian route here, you'd think we'd ge full on with the trolling too, I mean. Think of it like this: say you're walking down the street, and a bus runs you over out of nowhere. Sure, it hurts. A lot. Maybe it will kill you, but if it DOESN'T, then hey, you get to talk about the TOTALLY RANDOM THING THAT HAPPENED-

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!