User:BrackenfurBFB/Sandbox

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I'm surprised this hasn't been sinned yet. Anyways, today we're sinning one of the most infamous pages on Creation Wiki, List of incidents in Creation Universe. I swear we're gonna have like a million sins by the end of this...

Sins

 * For starters, the opening to the page is copy-pasted from those Wikipedia theme park incidents articles. (ding)
 * So many people added joke incidents that they had to make a new page for joke incidents just to stray them away from the main incidents. (ding)
 * (Mr. Driller's Namtendo Blast) This one is copy-pasted from the June 13, 2008 The Simpsons Ride incident. And no, changing the date by one day does not excuse you. (ding)
 * (Creation Boxing) "An 8 year old was brutally beaten up to death". (ding)
 * (Creation Boxing) If he didn't know how to box, then WHY WAS HE IN THE ATTRACTION? (ding)
 * (Mametchi's Fight-A-Bunga) Oh wow, another incident related to someone getting beaten to death! (ding)
 * (Mametchi's Fight-A-Bunga) "mauled, maimed, and smashed to death". (ding)
 * (Mametchi's Fight-A-Bunga) Fun Fact: BEING A CELEBRITY DOES NOT EXCUSE YOU FROM KILLING SOMEONE. (ding*10)
 * (Konata Izumi) "It was later discovered that the man killed himself by shoving a churro down his throat and choking himself." (ding)
 * (RLER) Finally, an incident that provides what park it happened at! (gnid)
 * (The GoCoaster) What do you know? Another f***in' copy-pasted incident! (ding)
 * (Harder Than Ever) So, let me set this straight: You can get put on DEATH ROW for adding an extra seat to a ride, but mauling, maiming, and smashing an elderly lady to death is fine as long as you're a celebrity? (ding*20)