Woman in Car Eating Sour Patch Kids

Every day, at 3:36PM, PRECISELY 3:36PM (no earlier than, no later than), a middle-aged woman suddenly appears in the local Target parking lot in her signature silver sedan, and she fulfills her urge to down an entire pack of Sour Patch Kids before leaving at 3:42PM (again, no earlier than, no later than) According to the local gangs, dealers, and gas station clerks, she has appeared in the exact same spot, in the exact same car, with the exact same clothes, eating the exact same candy since the summer of '93. Many school children claim that her favorite flavor is the green one. Even on Christmas, this task must be completed. Some believe that she is the glue that holds her town together.