Don't click on this page. It has all my secrets on it! Please, I'm begging you! I can't have you know all my secrets! NO, NO, NO!!!!

Thank goodness! I deleted the secrets off the page just in time! *turns around* O.O ...Oh, um hi there. WAIT A MINUTE! What the heck are you doing here?!? I told you not to click on this page! I can't believe it! Were you actually trying to look at my secrets?! How dare you! *kicks you in the groin* HA! Take that! *realizes what I just did and eyes widen* Oh..uh...sorry..I didn't mean it..I-I promise. *backs up and tears in eyes* P-Please don't hurt me..