How to eat a bag of chips!


 * 1) Go to the convenience store.
 * 2) Buy your chips.
 * 3) Drive home.
 * 4) Get scissors.
 * 5) Open up the bag.
 * 6) Put a chip in your mouth.
 * 7) Poop it out a few minutes later
 * 8) Profit
 * 1) Profit