Shitpost (TV series)/Unikitty Talks 'Bout Closing Logos

Unikitty Talks 'Bout Closing Logos is the sixth episode of the first season of Shitpost, and is the 6th episode of the series overall.

Sypnosis
Pretty self-explanatory. Inspired by the "Drew Pickles Talks 'Bout Closing Logos" series, Unikitty talks about various "scary" logos, with the unwanted and obnoxious help of Puppycorn and Fink.

Transcript
(Open on a black background with the words "Unikitty Talks 'Bout Closing Logos" being crudely written in white, followed by a smiley face.)

UNIKITTY: (O.S.) Puppycorn, what did we say about letting you write the title?

(Loud crashing noises are heard.)

FINK: (O.S.) I'll fix it!

(The words are erased and written more neater by FINK, but he is cut off by more loud crashing noises.)

Darrell (off screen): What was that?

(More crashing noises are heard.)

(An upbeat piano tune plays as the frame freezes on the episode title. The words "ft. Puppycorn n' Fink!" are written under.)

(Cut to UNIKITTY sitting in a director's chair with her legs crossed. To the bottom left corner, there is red text with a black shadow behind it that says her name, and the sentence "overly happy cat" under it, albeit slightly smaller.)

UNIKITTY: Greetings ladies, gentlemen, and those with no preferrable gender! I'm Unikitty and I'm here to discuss so-called (raises her paws in air quotes) "scary logos". (she puts her paws down) Because in all honesty, what the fuck do people find so scary about these? The first logo we're going to be reviewing tonight is the Lumition scratchy ident from the 1930s.



UNIKITTY: (covering her ears) Jesus H. Tap Dancing Christ! That terribly shrill sound quality can give anyone potential tinnitus! (takes her paws off her ears) Seriously, even for the 30s, this is godawful.

PUPPYCORN: (O.S.) What did we say about using God's name in vain?

UNIKITTY: But Fink does it!

PUPPYCORN: (O.S.) She's the exception because she's a child of Christ, and an honorary God.

UNIKITTY: Why can't I be an honorary God!?

PUPPYCORN: (O.S.) Because you never did anything to make God notice you yet.

UNIKITTY: Urgh! Let's just move onto the the next logo...

PUPPYCORN: (O.S.) It's the one and only Paramount Feature Presentation logo!