Harry Potter Went Random

A PAGE FOR RANDOMNESS THAT HAS TO DO WITH HARRY POTTER. ANYONE CAN ADD STUFF!

Thestrals
Harry: I just got a pet thestral!

Ron: I don't see it.

Harry: You have to see death to see a thestral.

Ron: Okay. (Ron pulls out a gun and shoots Harry) There it is!

Dumbledore: (he appears from nowhere) You just killed Harry Potter!

Ron: Yeah.

Dumbledore: (gives menacing look) 5 BILLION JAGILLION POINTS FROM GRYFINDOR!

Ron: Imperio! (controls Dumbledore) YOU WILL LOVE GRYFINDOR AND BARELY PUNISH US AND TAKE 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 POINTS FROM ALL OTHER HOUSES.

Dumbledore: Okay. 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 points from Slytherin, Hufflepuff, and Ravenclaw, and 5 billion jagillion points back to Gryfindor. Oh wait, you killed Harry Potter. 1/2 of a point from Gryfindor.

Ron: YES! I ROCK!

SPELLS
AVADA KADAVRA! HAHA YOUR DEAD! :b

The Brand New You-Know-Who
(P.S. V******** stands for... for *gulp*...Voldemort (Death Eaters attack) AAAAAAAAAAAAH!)

V********: Hello, minions. It is me, the Dark Lord, Lord V********.

Death Eater: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

V********: It's time for you guys to get used to saying V********-

Death Eater: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

V********: -because there is a new You-Know-Who that isn't V********.

Death Eater: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Professor Quirrel: Wh-what is th-the n-new y-you kn-know wh-who?

V********: (face looks dark, which is a really dumb thing to say since he is so pale) Good question. The new................................................You-Know-Who............................is.........................................

Death Eater: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

V********: I havn't even said what it is yet! It..............is.............fried chicken.

Everybody in the entire universe:

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EXPLOSION!

the end! :)