Dankey Kang

This is the story of a Kang named Dankey, who goes on a quest to



find true love.

Episode I The Fat, Dumb Medicine
Dankey Kang was sleeping because it was 3 am. Suddenly, it was 10 am.

"Golly Gosh Goodness Gee, I better wake up," cried Dankey Kang.

He never woke up.

Episode II A Tack of the Clothes
Dankey Kang's best pal, Daddy Kang, was doing laundry when he learned Dankey Kang never woke up.

"I don't give a flying fuzzoodle," he said.

He fell into a washing machine and died.

Episode III Stonehenge of the Sift
Dankey Kang's grandpa or something, Cranky Kang, heard about the various deaths throughout the day.

"Good. I hate everyone," he said

He didn't eat for 6 years and died.

Episode IV A Jew Pope
Dankey Kang's other best pal, Fanky Kang, realized these strings of death were the cause of a murderer.

"Funky funky funky funky funky funky funky funky," he said.

He went surfing down Niagra Falls and died.

Episode V The Entire Bike Rack
Dankey Kang's love interest, Candy Kang, decided it was time to catch the murderer.

"I'll use detective skills!" she said.

She walked into a minefield and died.

Episode VI U-Turn of the Red Eye
Dankey Kang's worst enemy, Kang K. Raal, revealed himself as the murderer.

"It's-a me!" he said.

He suffocated in a beanbag chair and died.

Episode VII ????????
Dankey Kang and everyone he ever knew died. He never found true love.