How To Make Good TV Shows Bad

The Smurfs

 * Have Grumpy Smurf be voiced by Uncle Phil.
 * Replace Gargamel with Rocksteady & Bebop.
 * Replace the Season 1 theme song with a over-the-top jazz song.
 * Make every Smurf ugly and the villains beautiful.

Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa

 * Make the show a ripoff of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

 * Have Rita Repulsa and Lord Zedd be replaced with Dr. Wily OH WAIT THAT'D BE GOOD
 * Have Rita Repulsa be replaced with Bianca (since they both share the same voice actresses)
 * Have the show be all cartoon in CGI.

Doctor Who

 * The Daleks say "EXTERMI-ELEPHANT!"
 * Make the 10th Doctor be played by Wocka Flocka and the 11th Doctor played by Kanye West (Bonus: Rose is played by Kim Kardashian)
 * The Cybermen wear three-piece suits.
 * The theme song is played on a kazoo.
 * The budget is even lower.

Phineas and Ferb

 * Make the titular characters do nothing for over a hundred episodes
 * Have all characters swear
 * Replace Perry the Platypus with a generic, brown bland dog.
 * Phineas and Ferb are orphans.
 * Too much toilet humor
 * The episodes are even more repetitive than before.

Dragon Ball franchise

 * Dragon Ball: Remove Bulma
 * Dragon Ball Z: Remove all villains, Remove the Super Saiyan 3 ability
 * Dragon Ball GT: Remove the Super Saiyan 4 ability
 * Dragon Ball Kai/Dragon Ball Z Kai: Same as how you make the original DBZ bad

The Original Version

 * Make all characters swear in the Japanese version; 4Kids would edit it either way
 * Ditto on adding in inappropriate stuff that do not belong in the Pokemon games. Or did they?
 * Include toilet humor in this

The Different Version

 * Make it live action with no violence and make all of the Pokemon be Muppets.

Popples (1986) (NOTE: Since Mimitchi33 doesn't like the cartoon anymore, I'll still respect her opinion. This is Sophie's version JSYK.)

 * Make the human characters Billy and Bonnie Wagner argue and scream every second.
 * Give the Popples personalities that make them bland and uninteresting.
 * Change the background music to unfitting 80's heavy metal songs.
 * Have Bonnie spank Billy every time he annoys her.
 * Let Punkster and Punkity never sing.
 * Take out all the kid-appeal jokes and replace them with unnecessary toilet humor.
 * Make Billy and Bonnie years YOUNGER instead of older for season 2.
 * Worsen the Popples' voices.
 * Think about P.C. Popple the Old Smoker, or Prize Popple the Drag Queen, or something.
 * Have the characters do nothing at all for the majority of each episode.
 * Then it would help people with sleeping problems!
 * One of the characters dies in every episode.

Star vs. The Forces of Evil

 * Have there be product placement for Actavia yogurt in one episode and everyone sings a song about it.
 * Have the show take place in a town that appears to be on the US/Mexican border. Oh wait......
 * Have Star be a spoiled brat obsessed with Monster High.
 * Have the theme song be a remix of the soundtrack of "Friday" but have the pitch turned up to the point it's practicially ear rape.
 * Replace Marco with a girl named Tzatzi with homicidal tendencies.
 * Have Marco's parents not be happy and gleeful, and have the Diaz family be disfunctional.
 * Have Star's parents be completely neglectful. Therefore she never meets Marco.

Recess

 * Change the show's title to "TJ & Friends".
 * Make Ms. Finster and the other adults do absolutely nothing.
 * Replace the music with overly cutesy and babyish tunes, which they never fit in this show with kids as teens.
 * Have the Recess Gang act like teens instead of kids.
 * Replace Bonky with Barney.
 * Take out any satire in favor of lame, corny pop culture references.
 * Have the show take place in the 2010's.
 * That means the show would have to be produced in that decade, too (unless the setting of the show is in the future).
 * Replace Randall with Perry from The Brothers Grunt.
 * Have the characters interact with the audience every now and then.
 * Include toilet humor in TJ's speeches.
 * In "The Experiment", have TJ kiss Ashley A. instead of Spinelli. (CUE THE TJXASHLEYA SHIPPING JOKES!)
 * Make any animals in the series talk, being voiced by celebrities.
 * Add Ren screaming during every mention of the word "Whomp".
 * Have the kids not even sounding like kids at all.
 * Could this mean they could sound like teens?
 * Actually, they would sound like the elderly. That may creep us out, so try hard not to cringe.
 * Put in annoying musical numbers that teach people to be rude, selfish, etc.
 * What is this, reversed slice-of-life?!?!?!
 * Afraid so. It would mess with our minds badly. Really badly. And as a result, there are rancid morals.
 * Let Toon City animate all the episodes.
 * Make Yope the 7th member of the Recess Gang.
 * Gus has permanent flu (but how can he be at school if he has that?).
 * Have it advertise deadly weapons and aim such ads at young kids.
 * Just think of the controversy it would stir up! Lethal weapons aren't kids toys, you know. Kids could kill themselves or other people!
 * Besides weapons, add a product placement for 90's children's toys that received controversy.

Pokémon Fashionistas

 * Fill the show with lame satire references.
 * Have Mellodi not sound like herself at all.
 * Take out the innuendo.
 * Have Mellodi be 8 years old.
 * Include toilet humor.
 * Have N not appear in the show.
 * Make Mellodi, Bianca, and Iris want to marry Cheren.
 * Have the characters be Mary-Sues/Marty-Stus.

The Many Adventures of MegaToon1234

 * Make all characters swear (They said a few of them, so why not the rest?).
 * Have all characters sing very annoying songs.
 * Replace the music with very annoying music (Think about it).
 * Include toilet humor.
 * Make the animation look like the post-Season 2 Johnny Test animation.
 * Have the show be a rip-off of The Many Adventures of Winnie The Pooh.
 * Add whip cracks for every character's arm or leg movement (think Johnny Test, but more painful to listen to!)
 * Replace all the good fictional characters (I.e. Conker, Sackboy, Baby Sinclair) with bad fictional characters like the Breadwinners, Dora the Explorer, Sanjay, Craig, Angela Anaconda and the Mega Babies.
 * Have all characters be voiced by Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber.
 * Put in unnecessary, corny pop culture references.
 * Rush the production of episodes in general.
 * A mutant Catchum Crocodile (from The Get Along Gang) chases the heroes every episode.
 * Have the characters be Mary-Sues/Marty-Stus.
 * Have dangerous and explosive injuries.
 * Have it be released in 2011.
 * Worsen the original characters' voices.
 * Replace the Season 1 theme song with a over-the-top jazz song.
 * Make an episode fully around toilet humor.
 * In "Balls", have Computero be painted bright pink rather than turquoise.
 * Have it air on Nick Jr. (Now, wouldn't that be the black sheep of the channel then? Probably.)
 * Make it cancelled after 6 seasons (Meaning all of the show's episodes and footage will be destroyed and gone)
 * Have there be an live-action segment with no violence, make all of the non-human characters be puppets that are a lot uglier than the characters from Mr. Pickles themselves and props, and have it be recorded on a VHS tape.
 * Have the characters break the fourth wall too much.
 * Would they ask the audience questions?
 * Computero Botbolt is replaced with a CGI-animated character that resembles the ugly CGI Crash Bandicoot model from the Crash 2 Features Trailer that makes bad jokes about anything (Well, not really.)
 * Then how about a crudely drawn machine creature?
 * That looks like something out of Klasky-Csupo?
 * For the intro starting with Season 2, its animation will look similar to the Pakistan Sonic McDonalds Commercials.
 * The moral is often "Everything can be the way you want it."
 * Have it produced by DHX Media (I like that company, but they'd ruin this show.)
 * The aliens from Pet Alien make time-to-time cameos.
 * The show takes place in a post-apocalyptic Egypt.

Thomas & Friends (Seasons 1-12)

 * Make Daisy even more feeble than Dennis.
 * Make Rosie a major character (WAIT THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!)
 * Include toilet humor in seasons 8-12.
 * Have all troublesome trucks and diesels swear.
 * Have dangerous and safety-ruining crashes.

Total Drama

 * Include Dora, Elmo, Nina (from Nina Needs to Go!) and Caillou as contestants
 * All the contestants die due to a shark attack.
 * Chris is a serial killer.
 * In World Tour, the contestants sing nothing but Justin Bieber songs.
 * Take out any funny scenes in favor of stock footage of children throwing temper tantrums.
 * Have the animation look like Mega Babies.
 * The challenges are easier to the point that even preschoolers can do them.
 * Include a product placement of Toys R Us in one episode and have the contestants sing about it.
 * Not having The Ridonculous Race for a spin-off.
 * Let some celebrity voice all the characters since that's the formula of this list.
 * All marshmallows are toxic.
 * & knuckles

Gravity Falls

 * Bill Cipher is a Dorito (Maybe it would be his true form).
 * The furry fandom takes over the show and writes 540+ fanfics with Sophie as their leader I'm offended.
 * Don't forget Rosalina fetish videos
 * Make the animation style Jim Jinkins + Old Spongebob and also a little Cyriak
 * Kill off Bill in his first appearance
 * To kill him off, Dipper shoots Bill Cipher with a gun (What?) that turns him into a Dorito, and Soos eats Dorito!Bill up anyway.
 * Make it cancelled after 13 episodes (Meaning Dreamscapers will be the last episode.)

The Simpsons

 * Make it a children's show named The Adventures of Bart Simpson.
 * Ironically, the cancelled Arabic dub, Al-Shamshoon, was targeted for kids. (But as for TAoBS, it would be targeted more at preschoolers.)
 * Have the characters ask the audience questions.
 * Remove the comedy and replace it with shoe-horned educational value.
 * The conflict is non-existent.
 * The characters' eyes sparkle.
 * The music is Disney-esque.
 * DiC Entertainment produces it. (I like DiC, but let's face it: DiC would ruin The Simpsons.)
 * The animation for all episodes resembles the unaired version of Some Enchanted Evening.
 * Overuse the moral "The complainer is always wrong" for every episode.
 * Female voices sing the theme song.
 * Maggie is a minor character, let alone a wall flower.
 * Homer loves candy and apple juice over donuts and Duff Beer.
 * Itchy and Scratchy is a non-violent cartoon throughout the entire series (like in Itchy and Scratchy and Marge).
 * Have the show air on NBC's Saturday Morning block instead of Fox.
 * Cancel it after 10 seasons.
 * No guest appearances
 * No Couch Gags or any other gag for that matter.
 * No references to popular culture.
 * The opening sequence is only 10 seconds long.
 * Lisa's personality is a clone of Bart's (like in the shorts).
 * Krusty is named Buddy.
 * Every 5 to 20 seconds, a character sneezes or hiccups.
 * That would probably make it funny.
 * IKR? But the sneezes and hiccups would be annoying ones.


 * Each episode has at least one musical number.
 * The Kwik-E-Mart is named Q-T-Mart.
 * The backgrounds are full of rainbows and smiling objects.
 * Reveal Marge's rabbit ears that were supposed to be shown in the finale.
 * Everyone is voiced by either Rob Paulsen (using the Bubsy voice) or Sue Rose.
 * Each episode ends with the characters going to bed as a sleep-inducing lullaby plays.

Comedy World
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 * Make PC Guy's original hometown Tumblr.
 * Have a major character named Gordon who gets... drool on his tests.
 * Have a character shapeshift every 10 seconds.
 * Replace Eric with tumblrsjw_1000

Family Guy

 * Make the show's title "Funny Times with the Griffins".
 * Have it be in live-action with no black comedy or cutaway gags or take thats or whatever, make all of the non-human characters be Muppets that are a lot uglier than the characters from Mr. Pickles themselves and props, and have it be recorded with a live audience with VHS tapes.
 * Have it air on Fox Kids (then it would be the laughing stock of the block probably?)
 * Have Sid & Marty Krofft Productions produce it.
 * Have Stewie and Brian be called "Dewy" and "Drunky".
 * Have it cancelled after the discontinuation of the Fox Kids block.
 * "Scratch out" Scooby-Doo yogurt with Shaggy's eyes scratched out.

Blue's Clues

 * Have Paprika be very bossy and sassy.
 * Have Blue bite people.
 * Have Steve host all episodes (he'd lose his hair over the series, and the kids wouldn't notice). THAT WOULD BE GOOD!
 * Have it air on the regular Nickelodeon schedule.
 * Have Blue's Room in all episodes.
 * Add too many clues to confuse the kids (the amount of clues would be 10).
 * Have Steve change notebooks after "Something To Do Blue" (the Steve Goes To College episode trilogy (Joe's First Day, Joe Gets A Clue, and Steve Goes To College) would be skipped ).
 * Fill it with tons of animation errors.
 * And boom mics dropping into shot.
 * And hands going through Mailbox (that happened in one episode).
 * And Knuckles
 * And itching powder. Steve would not control it.
 * and knuckles
 * How many times do we need Knuckles?


 * The songs are more annoying than bad 90's mainstream music.
 * Make Steve run around all over every scene, especially in inappropriate situations.
 * Mailbox only sends spam messages.
 * Slippery Soap melts in his last appearance.
 * Tickety-Tock is nothing but a sun dial.
 * A talking one.
 * Shovel and Pail are replaced with psychotic characters known as Knife and Axe
 * No education value.
 * Blue and Magenta act like rabid wolves at least once an episode.
 * Have it cancelled halfway through the airing of Meet Blue's Baby Brother.
 * The full episode would be leaked on the internet.
 * The tree from "The Wrong Shirt" is in the living room in all episodes.
 * Five words: "A sock in a bakery."
 * We find out the "Really Great Book" in one episode is about... you guessed it... porn.
 * Replace the background music of some songs with the soothing sounds of transformers arcing and exploding.
 * The "Glasses" song from "Magenta Gets Glasses" is nothing but Steve and Miranda saying "Glasses" over and over while Whip It by Devo plays in the background.
 * Have there be product placement for the Easy Bake Oven and the Queasy Bake Cookerator. Seriously, look the second one up.
 * The Handy Dandy Notebooks are the dry-erase (and reproduction) ones you find on eBay.
 * BRAIN FASHION is in every episode before Blue puts the pawprint on the screen.
 * Green Puppy is transgender.
 * Stephen King writes all episodes.
 * Add product placement for toys like the Pepsi Talking Vending Machine, with the characters saying "Buy (insert toy here) or else you get tickle tortured!".
 * The first episode, Snack Time, is product placement for co-op shops (a Kenner Big Burger Grill would be seen) and Irn-Bru.
 * The Moon in the credits of the Pajama Party episode is voiced by, who else, but Frank Welker using his Dr. Claw/Soundwave voice.
 * Sidetable leaves midway through some episodes to go to "The Box"
 * Her voice actress Aleisha LaNaé Allen was a regular on Out of the Box, so why not?
 * Miranda is a post-OP transsexual with her/his voice dubbed over by Tom Kenny.
 * Add whip cracks for every animated character's arm or leg movement (think Johnny Test, but more painful to listen to!)
 * Have furries kill the writing team and take over We already have furries on the show. By "furries", I mean the ones who believe they're a certain type of animal and obsess over fruits, m8.
 * I'm offended.
 * Sidetable Drawer talks in gangster lingo (Her voice actress is black).

PB&J Otter

 * Make the title characters spoiled brats.
 * Opal is an alcoholic mother (Now that wouldn't be appropriate for kiddies, amirite?).
 * Flick is a rat named "Plague".
 * The Noodle Dance goes like this: "Noodle Dance! Noodle Dance! Noodle Dance! Noodle Dance! Noodle Noodle Noodle Noodle Noodle Noodle Noodle Noodle! Dance Dance Dance Dance Dance Dance Dance Dance Dance Dance Noodle Dance Noodle Dance NOODLE DANCE!"
 * The Noodle Dance background has light strobe effects.
 * The characters talk to the audience constantly.
 * Mayor Jeff is....well, armed and dangerous. His name is also just Jeff (if you can get the reference).
 * Insert stock footage from movies without any signs of citation in the credits.
 * No morals.
 * Writers from Caillou write all episodes.
 * Have the show air on Fox Kids.
 * Animate the show in poor 80's-esque CGI by Klasky-Csupo (I know that studio is usually good, but then again, they made duds).
 * There are villains that win every episode.
 * Every 2 seconds, there is an animation error.

South Park

 * Make Butters the protagonist.
 * Wipe Tweek for existence.
 * Make the show go until Season 800.
 * That's... impossible.
 * Agreed. Also, it would make it even worse.
 * First off, no, their ancestors could take over. Second, that's the point, to make it worse.
 * You mean descendants?
 * Yes.
 * Make it child-friendly.

SheZow

 * The theme song lasts 1 minute! ONE MINUTE!
 * All characters are voiced by the same person.
 * There's a narrator who explains the obvious.
 * A PSA is at the end of every episode.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1987

 * Call it "The Leonardo Show".
 * Have the characters ask the audience questions.
 * Have there be shoe-horned comedy.
 * Hanna-Barbera and Ruby Spears produce it.
 * I know, they're sibling studios, but they'd ruin TMNT 1987.
 * Writers known for the worst cartoons ever made write all episodes.
 * Kraang is called "Chet".
 * The Shredder and the other villains do nothing but act stupid for over a hundred episodes.
 * For example, the Shredder thinks Dimension X is the nickname of the local Showbiz Pizza Place, and the trans-dimensional portal is used for microwaving foods and making ice cream.
 * Mona Lisa is Raphael's love interest and girlfriend in all episodes.
 * It would be both good and bad.
 * Irma von Langinstein and April O'Neil are lesbians.
 * Everyone is voiced by Levi Stubbs (using the Audrey II voice), Doug Parker (using the Megaman voice), Jennifer Darling, Rob Paulsen, Seth O'Hickory (using the Mailbox voice), James Murray (using his Splinter voice), and Jennie Kwan.
 * Make all the children seen in the show spoiled brats.
 * All characters named Jeff are....well, armed and dangerous.
 * Make Irma run around all over every scene, especially in inappropriate situations.
 * Rocksteady and Bebop talk only in high-school French.
 * The Shredder is named "Bob".
 * The Shredder rides around in a giant can of Rainy Day Foods Alfalfa Seeds on wheels with a giant Oobi-like hand thing on it.
 * Insert stock footage.
 * Replace all battle scenes with stock footage of people solving problems just by eating Mentos.
 * The plans for attacks by the villains (and vise-versa) are easier to the point that even preschoolers can do them.
 * The backgrounds are full of rainbows and smiling objects in the "Red Sky" seasons.
 * Have the show be EVEN MORE Lighter and Softer instead of Darker and Edgier for the "Red Sky" seasons.
 * Each episode ends with the characters going to bed as 70's, 80's and 90's electronic music plays (or in the case of the "Red Sky" seasons a sleep-inducing lullaby).
 * Have it cancelled after 8 seasons (meaning that "Turtle Trek" will be the final episode).
 * Vernon eats something every 5 to 60 seconds.
 * Splinter wears a lampshade all the time.
 * The animation for all episodes resembles the episodes of Scooby Doo, Where Are You?.
 * Fill it with tons of animation errors.
 * Such as Vernon being appearing on TV as a talking head with part of his head extending past the borders of the TV screen, characters randomly disappearing, Irma's smile covers her nose, and Rocksteady and Bebop's heads are about twelve inches tall.
 * The Foot Clan are just guys in three-piece suits.
 * Shredder's legs are colored flesh instead of steel, making it look like he isn't wearing pants.

KaBlam!

 * The segments are replaced with mayo.
 * Henry and June don't appear at all.
 * Have the show be called "KaKaKaKaMAYO TIME!"