Shitpost (TV series)/The Gods of Shitpost

The Gods of Shitpost is the nineteenth episode of the sixth season of Shitpost.

Sypnosis
The gang learns that there are more Gods and Honoraries than Venomous and Ansi.

Transcript
(The episode begins with Shannon walking into the living room. In the living room, Darrell, Raymond and Fink are watching Hells' Kitchen on TV.)

Shannon: What's going on, guys?

Darrell: Oh, hey Shannon! Wanna watch Hells' Kitchen with us?

Shannon: As much as I would love to, check this out! (she gets out a book of Gods and Honorary gods.) Ansi, come down here! You gotta see this too!

(Ansi runs down the stairs)

Ansi: What!?

Shannon: Look at it! It's a book of Gods!

(Darrell, Raymond and Fink all come around. Shannon opens up the book.)

(The first page is of Venomous)

Fink: Hey look! There’s Boss!

Shannon: "Venomous - purple foot lettuce man." That's all it says about him, huh?

Fink: Yeah, he was the employee that stuck his feet in those lettuce bins. He's rich because of it! Turn the page!

Shannon: (turns the page) Huh? Who's this guy?

Ansi: Gimme! (he grabs the book) "Komaeda - a homosexual hope enthusiast."

Darrell: Komaeda's a God!? He never told us!

Shannon: And nor did Venomous!

Ansi: God never tells me anything!

Raymond: Who else is in this book!?

Ansi: (turns the page) Check it out guys, its Pinto! "Pinto - the purest soul in the galaxy, besides Ansi." Well, I'm flattered.

Shannon: Never heard of her. Turn the page.

Ansi: (turns the page) Its the creator's waifu! "Red Action - some lesbian from the future. That's all we know."

Fink: That wasn't very informative!

Raymond: It doesn't matter. Turn the page.

Ansi: (turns the page) "Zangoose - The Cat Ferret Pokemon. Memories of battling its arch-rival Seviper are etched into every cell of Zangoose's body. This Pokémon adroitly dodges attacks with incredible agility."

Darrell: Cool! Next page!

Ansi: (turns the page) Check it out! It's me! "Ansi - the brand-new Honorary God everyone's gonna love. The King of the Cantina."

Shannon: Nice! Now turn the page.

Ansi: (turns the page) "Manic - the green boye. A kleptomaniac. Not to be trusted."

Fink: I like this guy!

Ansi: Then why don't you marry him? (smug face)