The Oxi Crew

The Oxi Crew is an affiliate of The Lanashack and The Soviet Chazs. Their bases are in Starbucks Coffee locations all around the world.

How to get in

 * 1) Troll a bunch of Black Lives Matter demonstrators.
 * 2) Cook 5 mouthwatering sliders and serve them at gunpoint to vegans
 * 3) Commit bestiality while the cops are not around
 * 4) Stick a stillborn baby in the microwave and get the aborted thing a tan
 * 5) Piss off conservative Christian nutjobs
 * 6) Burn down your school and deter law enforcement and firefighters away with 100's of multicolored smoke bombs.
 * 7) Watch every episode of Heathcliff and the Catillac Cats while drinking both kinds of Diet Pepsi
 * 8) That's all!

Pictured
Billy Mays, Cleo, DEVO

Other Members Not Pictured
Riff-Raff, Chuck E. Cheese, Anthony Sullivan, Robbie Rotten