Q&A with 2nd Dimension Doofenshmirtz

This is a Q&A with the 2nd Dimension Doofenshmirtz, who was recently locked up in captivity with his toy train for his crimes against humanity

I got to interview him.

I'm not done, though.

Me: How does it feel to be locked up in jail?

Doof: How does it feel? Who cares? My choo-choo and I are finally reunited!

Me: You do realize that that's not your choo-choo that you lost. It's a different one from another dimension.

Doof: So it's a fake?

Me: Exactly.

Doof: Oh, come on! I got outsmarted by my obviously dummer alternate self.

Me: That was actually the next question. How did you feel about your counterpart from the 1st Dimension?

Doof: Hold on. How come his dimension gets to be first?

Me: Because a whole TV show called Phineas and Ferb takes place there.

Doof: A TV show?

Me: Yeah. It's about two boys who make the most out of their summer.

Doof: How come there's no show like that in my dimension?

Me: IDK, maybe because you outlawed summer.

(awkward silence)

Me: Uh, so, how did you feel about the other dimension Doofenshmirtz?

Doof: At first I was excited, you know. Me and him, we were going to be best friends. And we were the same person! But then, once he told me that he wasn't ruler of his Tri-State area, I thought, 'Man, this guy's an idiot. How hard is it to take over a Tri-State area?' Seriously, you just need to make a bunch of robots. Plus, he got so annoying.

Me: I seem to remember you ordering his death.

Doof: Yeah...

Me: That was kind of cruel. I mean, he was you.

Doof: That wasn't me who doomed him. That was the puppet.

Me: Oh, yeah.

Doof: So, what else ya got?

Me: Here's an interesting one. You said you wanted to make a second Platyborg from the other dimension Perry the Platypus, and later a Boyborg from Phineas. So, instead of doing that, why'd you feed them to the Goozim instead?

Doof: ...

Me: Yes?

Doof: Wow. I guess I wasn't thinking there.

Me: It would've been better, since Platyborg turned out well. I mean, you feed them to a Goozim. Wow. I mean, who gains from that? The Goozim? I mean, where's the benefit?

TO BE CONTINUED.