User blog comment:Master ventus/This Wiki is falling apart/@comment-1518158-20120616230822

Relax, child.

I have been on this wiki since the beginning. I have seen true random-ness. And I have been taught true random-ness.

I see now is the time for me to share my wisdom, as my former comrades have all either passed on or gone their separate ways. Together, we can all save random-ness.

I have but one question for you now...

Banana?