Moon Snail's epic quote compilation

MS undefined Credit to Allison and Jasmine for the idea.

Snapcube dubs

 * "I miss my wife, Tails. I miss her a lot. I'll be back." - Eggman, Sonic Adventure 2 Hero Story dub
 * "It would seem that you bitches have come to a standstill in Tarzan's forest. You have thirteen seconds before the island fucking explodes, you Hot Topic wannabe and you blue gumball son of a bitch! You have done nothing but destroy my life, I hope you both die. " - Eggman, Sonic Adventure 2 Hero Story dub
 * "Hey everyone, guess what? I know you want to buy my stocks, but fuck you! I'm keeping your stocks! That's right, you ugly little girl, I HATE YOU, AND YOUR STUPID NOSE!" - Eggman, Sonic Adventure 2 Hero Story dub
 * "Sonic, I've had enough! You took my wife, you fucked my crops, I'm taking your life! ...AND THE CHAOS EMERALDS!" - Eggman, Sonic Adventure 2 Hero Story dub
 * "Put the piss stone down! You know what that does to your... blenis. " - Eggman, Sonic Adventure 2 Hero Story dub
 * "Talk about a low budget flight!" - Sonic, Sonic Adventure 2 Hero Story dub
 * "I put hot sauce on everything, from twinkies to milk! It's what I do!" - Shadow, Sonic Adventure 2 Dark Story dub
 * "All around me are familiar Eggmans, worn out Eggmans, worn out Eggmaaaaaans. Bright and I'M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN! OH MY GOD I AM SO SICK!" - Eggman, Sonic Adventure 2 Dark Story dub
 * "I'm going to kill you... and then kill you again!" - Eggman, Sonic Adventure 2 Dark Story dub
 * "Hahahahahmhmhhehehaha, you fool! I HAVE SEVENTY ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS!" - Eggman, Sonic Adventure 2 Dark Story dub
 * "Well, it might upset you to know that I also fucked your wife." - Rouge, Sonic Adventure 2 Dark Story dub
 * "I peed on your wife, Robotnik. She's mine now, that's the law." - Shadow, Sonic Adventure 2 Dark Story dub
 * "Obama is a strong figure to the america- I would never say such a thing! No way!" - Eggman, Sonic Adventure 2 Dark Story dub
 * "What the fuck!? Why does Tails have all the fucking weed!? WHY DOES HE HAVE THE WEED!? WHY IS MY BODY DOING THIS THING!? I'm like a puppet on a string! *Eggman noises* You see that? Look at that! I put the thing, and I pull it out, and I rrrrrrrrrrrr, and pull it out again, and I'm looking at you and I'm like UUUUUUUUUUU." - Eggman, Sonic Adventure 2 Dark Story dub
 * "Anyway, my one polygon is waiting for you." - Rouge, Sonic Adventure 2 Dark Story dub
 * "WHO POSTED MY NUDES ON TWITTER DOT COM!?" - Eggman, Sonic Adventure 2 Dark Story dub
 * "I never learned how to read!" - Amy, Sonic Adventure 2 Final Story dub
 * "To make a long fucking story short, I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass." - Sonic, Sonic Adventure 2 Final Story dub
 * "Sonic, do you like getting peed on?" - Shadow, Sonic Adventure 2 Final Story dub
 * "Hey, good job! You found a picture of yourself, you narcissist!" - Murray, Sly Cooper dub
 * "Sly! You found my Your A Bitch Degree!" - Bentley, Sly Cooper dub
 * "I made Carmelita disappear! You're next, Sly!" -Murray, Sly Cooper dub
 * "We're heading off to HOLY SHIT!" - Sly, Sly Cooper dub
 * "Everything is a conspiracy. Haven't you ever seen the government?" - Carmelita, Sly Cooper dub
 * "But you haven't killed the truth." - Murray, Sly Cooper dub
 * "My bed is made out of scorpions!" - Random citizen, Sonic 06 dub
 * "Haha, ha, one!" - Sonic, Sonic 06 dub
 * "Welcome to Tilted Towers! Allow me to introduce myself; My name is Memphis, Tennessee, and I'm part lizard." - Mephiles, Sonic 06 Dub
 * "That just makes you a beta cuck." - Mephiles, Sonic 06 dub
 * "You see, I had to trap Sonic in the hell dimension because he disrespected gamers." - Mephiles, Sonic 06 dub
 * "This reminds me of my dream about robots in the sky! You see, it was a whole dream- bye!" - Tails, Sonic 06 dub
 * "Heh heh, flushed em down the turlet." - Eggman, Sonic 06 dub
 * "I do not have lungs, so I cannot smoke weed, but I will take it anyway and put it directly into my braincells. Here we go! HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT. Wow." - Omega, Sonic 06 dub
 * "Go on, Shadow. Don't you support gay rights?" - Mephiles, Sonic 06 dub
 * "Count how many sand is here, Omega. That's your first mission." - Shadow, Sonic 06 dub

Other youtubers

 * "Aw man, Stinky Pete, Get over here yOU PIECE OF SHIT" - Penny (Yes, I know this is Snapcube, but this is from her let's plays, not the dubs.)
 * "What's this? 'Find some meat'? ...Alright then. MEEEEEAAAAT!" - Caddicarus
 * "And I have nothing to say about that. That is one of the worst fucking things I've ever seen, and I fucking made it." - Caddicarus
 * "SNIVEL I WILL DEMIST YOU." - Caddicarus
 * "Daddy pig, you're not even good enough for the dog to eat!" - Caddicarus
 * "Krabs! Give me the Krabby Patty secret formula! I'll let you vore meeeee!" - Saltydkdan
 * "Number 5, They ran out of the spice!" - Saltydkdan
 * "That epic moment when you hear a funny joke and, and you laugh." - Saltydkdan
 * "Are you making water drinking videos again!? NO!!!!" - Gerber

Puyo Puyo

 * "I am the victim here! You two are ganging up on me!" - Satan, Puyo Puyo Tetris

Plants vs. Zombies

 * "That is hard to argue or agree with." - Penny, Plants vs. Zombies 2