Umung der Hydduhn

A kid named Lewk lives in da fyootir dawg an in da fyootir dars a groop called da Pupulation Police outlawing Puppies and 3rd children. (Only 3rd. Not 4th, 5th, 6th, etc.) The wuds araund lewk's haus get cut dawn so he hads to stay MOAR HIDEN! Butt wen Lewk sees anuder 3rd child he goze to investigat abaut it. He reelizes they're insane and throws a brik at them. So he getz a fayk ID and iz alaod in da publik.

Chapturr 1
Lewk wuz walkin in da wewdz bein torn daon bah da Guverment.

"Lewk. Insaid. NAO." Sed his mawm.

"Nah I don't feel like it." Sed Lewk.

Then hiz mawm wedgied him insaid.

Lewk wuz a 3rd child. Thoze thingz wer outlawd lak Potato Chipz an Puppies. Hiz entire lif he'z been being forsed to hid bah hiz mawm. As sewn as he gawt insaid he went out to da window an showted "HEY GOVERNMENT! IMMA 3RD CHILD! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!" He gawt anuder wedgie frum his mawm. She den throo him in da adik an lawked him there. (Talk about bad parenting!) Lewk had no windowz. Kinda.

TBA