Cupcake Wars Parody

Announcer : THIS IS CUPCAKE WARS! AND HEEEEEEEEEEEERE'S YO HOST, FLAILBLARGIN ANGER!

FlailBlargin: THANK YOU! HERE'S ARE CONTESTANCES, WENDELL TABLE, AMANDA SPOONTON, AND DAROSA HACKINMOSHNINTOSHANINBANNANUTMUSH!

Wendell: Hel-

Flailblargin: DID I ASK YOU TO TALK?!??!?!?

Wendell: No...

Flailblargin: THEN DON"T! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON'T! TODAY, YOU WILL BE MAKING KITTY CAT CUPCAKES WITH THESE MATERIALS:

SLAW!

TOOTHPASTE!

DOOGFOOD!

CONCRETE!

DEAD MOTHS!

AND LIVE SQUID!

NOW, MAKE THOSE CUPCAKES! MAKE THEM IN 20 MINUTES!

Wendell: I'm gonna make a slaw cupcake with concrete! IN YOUR FACES, SUCKERS!

Amanda: I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA MAKE! DURRRR!

10!

9!

8!

Amanda: I'LL PUT THIS BLENDER IN THIS CUPCAKE! DURRR!

7!

6!

Wendell: NOOO!

5

4

Wendell: I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT!!!

3!

2!

1! TIMES UP!

Wendell: Yay! I just made the last cupcake!

TASTE-TASTING TIME!

Flargblargin: THIS CUPCKE IS HORRIBLE! WHY DID YOU PUT SLAW IN IT?!

Wendell: It's all you gave me....

Flargblargin: I'M ALLGERIC TO SLAW! LOOK AT THESE PIMPLES! YOU'RE DISSQUAILFIED!

Wendell:....(Cries)

Flargblargin: WHY DID YOU PUT A BLENDER IN THE CUPCAKE?! WHY?!

Amanda: I LOVE THE TASTE OF BLENDER!

Flargblargin: I'LL KILL YO-

PLEASE STAND BY

THE END.