Inside Out (the bad version)

This is a rewriting of the script for Inside Out, however it will be based on the version seen on this page. Be warned however, as it may be very different from the original.

The script
Anger: Do you ever look at someone and wonder... "What is going on inside their head?" Well, I know. Well, I know Riley's head. And there she was...

Rilet's mother: Hola. Riley. Look at you. Aren't you a little bundle of anger? Aren't you a little bundle of anger?

Anger: It was amazing. Just Riley and me. Forever. For 33 seconds.

Sadness: I'm Sadness.

Anger: Hello. I... I'm Anger. So... Can I just... If you could... I just want to fix that. Thanks. And that was just the beginning. Headquarters only got more fucking crowded from there. Very nice. Okay, looks like you got this.

Fear: Very good. Sharp turn! No! Look out! No!

Anger: That's Fear. He's really good at keeping Riley safe.

Fear: Easy, easy. We're good. We're good. - Good job. - Thank you. Thank you very much. And we're back! Here we go. All right, open. - This looks new. - You think it's safe? What is it? Okay, caution.

Disgust: Eew! That's disgusting!

Anger: This is Disgust. She basically keeps Riley from being poisoned. Physically and sociall That is not brightly colored or shaped like a dinosaur. Hold on, guys. It's broccoli! Yucky! Well, I just saved our lives. Yeah. You're welcome.

Riley's father: Riley, if you don't eat your dinner, you're not gonna get any tacos.

Joy: Wait. Did he just say we couldn't have tacos?

Anger: That's Joy. She cares very deeply about things being fair. So that's how you want to play it, old man? No tacos? Sure, we'll eat our dinner! Right after you eat this!

Riley's father: Riley, Riley, here comes an avión! Avión. We got an avión, everybody. Avión.