The Haphazard show/And so the series begins...

This is the first episode of The haphazard show.

Script
(It cuts to Perry reading a comic book.)

Perry: (mumbling) something something "go do chores" something something". (Looks at the camera for a split second) Oh, hey guys! Sorry about not noticing you earlier. My name's Perry and I'm 18 years old. Ever wonder what craziness is like? Well, I'll show you.

(Perry opens the door)