Cakes

CAKES ARR EEVOL!!!! YOU MUST EAT THEM!!! THEY WILL DESTRROY DA WORLD WITH APOCAKELYPSE!!!!!
CAKES ARE ALIENS THAT EVOLVED INTO CAKES they seem innocent, yes BUT THEY ARR EEVOL!!! THEY PLAN EVIL PLANS ON YOUR SLEEP! THEY MIGHT PUSH YOU OUT THE WINDOW OR BITE YOU!!!!! EAT THEM! That it´s not healthy? is it healthy to be PUSHED OUT A WINDOW OR DROWNED IN WHIPPED CREAM!?!?!?!?1'1'1'1'1'!?!?!?!1'? THAT EEZ HELLTHY! BECAUSE IT´S LAIK HELL!!! MY PLATYPUS GREW A ´STACHE

Walruses don´t eet cake, beecuz they arr very refined BUT DON´T BE DECIEVED!!! THEY WORK FORR DA CAKES!!! CAKES GIVE THEM POOR, DEFENSELESS COOKEES!!! IF YOO LAIK COOKEES YOO MUST EET CAKE! YOU MUST ALSO CALL MEAP FOR HELP SO WE HAVE MORE APPLEPIE

In other news, hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words and The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.

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