How to Make Good TV Shows Semi-Okay Good Bad

Yes, the title is a SpongeBob reference, and yes, this is a parody of How To pages.

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 * Put it on (insert channel here) and air it at (insert time).
 * argument1
 * argument2
 * resolution/end of argument
 * Make SpongeBob and every hcaracter swear.
 * Remove the good seasons (5-8).
 * Add in frotnite refence.
 * Squidward is kil.
 * YO WHAT IF SPONGEBOB LOOKED LIKE THIS194714-gmp.jpg
 * No, that would be funny!    SAID NO ONE EVER
 * The theme song is a cover of the theme song is a cover of the theme song is a cover of the theme song is a cover of
 * Kill me please i just want to see my wife and kids in heaven
 * While the whole page isn't bad, this section in particular is so hilariously awful that it's kept for entertainment purposes. Do not edit it out of the article.
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