Luan Loud is the only good anime waifu.

Luan Loud is the only good anime waifu. All other waifus are literal trash.

How many other waifus can crack a joke or pun off the top of their head? None! How many other waifus would have the loss comic on their bedroom wall? None! How many other waifus would act passive-aggressive to their little sister for crushing their dreams they've had since they were a kid? None! How many waifus are unafraid to nearly fucking KILL you for the purposes of a prank? None!

Point is, if your waifu isn't Luan Loud, your taste in waifus is bad and you should feed bad.