The Complete Guide On How To Be Random!

The step by step guide on how to be random!

Timing
One of the most important things to do to be considered random is timing. You must time the time you say things. Try timing it to say it at the least likely moment that non-random people wouldn't expect. If they don't expect it, it's random. And that leads to our next trait of randomness.

Making Sure The People Around You Don't Expect the Unexpected
If someone expects something, it's not random. For example, if someone took cheese out of the fridge and you shout YAY CHEESE, they would expect it. But if they were watching Animal Planet on television and you shouted YAY CHEESE, they wouldn't be expecting it.

Uniquness
When you are random, you shouldn't say the same old things. If you keep shouting "TV" it gets less random. But if your juggling cookies one day then the next day you are jumping around the super market shouting "watermelonz r kool" you are random.

Differnces Between Random and Insane
Randomness is doing unexpected things at unexpected times. Insaneness is hugging a total stranger while twitching quickly. However, sometimes randomness and insane can go togethor. For example, saying "Google my momma's toilet seat cookie!" and punching someone in the face is insane and random. The random part is punching someone and shouting something. The insane part is what you shouted. That is the different.

Need Inspiration For Random? Look Here!
Some people, have trouble being random for different random reasons. A cure for that random disease is to look at this Random-ness wiki's page for random inspiration, showing different random ways to be random. Also, if you're interested in being random AND insane, look at these ideas!
 * Shouting the names of junk food while in front of a popular building or mall.
 * Go to the super-market and break-dance in the meat aisle.
 * Adding pages here that have titles that have nothing to do with the contents.
 * For more ideas, look at this page.
 * Drawing fake mustaches on random people while talking about the mysteriousness of flying flaboodles.
 * Spinning around in the waiting room for the doctor's office.
 * Getting banned in random places.
 * Throwing cookies at complete strangers.
 * For more ideas, look at this.