My life sucks. (please read)

Guys, I'm fucking sick of this. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job other than at a local fast food joint. I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that will hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I have a fear of driving and I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, and even my co-worker hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too. She's athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it's like - I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged, and all we do is stupid shit. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all worse is that I live in a pineapple under the sea.