User:Awesomereesee

About me
Hey, I'm a 13 year old Brilliant But Lazy autistic girl with a screwed up sense of humor from San Antonio, I like Disney, Memes, Cartoons, Anime, Marvel, Bad movies (to the point my avatar is Leo The Lion) (and especially Neil Breen's movies), Retro stuff, Pizza, Cute Animals, Alamo Drafthouse and movies in general. My favorite guilty pleasures are all Ilumination films except for Hop and Minions, Bee Movie, Frozen, all the Shrek movies (but mainly the first 2), the Star Wars sequel trilogy, countless low budget B movies and Mr Enter. My favorite youtubers are Saberspark and Phelous. Don't cross paths with WageUglyDollAndMarlaPlaymobil12, Clear Adventure or Soiramo3000. Aspiring actress/filmmaker/comedian/Nothing Lasts Forever bootlegger. Permanently banned from TV Tropes. On a mission to save Animal Crackers. May be a furry

Projects I did
A how to make good movies bad version of The Blue Elephant

A how to make bad movies worse version of Clifford

Projects I'm working on in this wiki
A script based on the bad version of Jonah A Veggietales Movie

A how to make good movies bad version of Ghostbusters (Hint it involves Barney)

A how to make good movies bad version of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (on the page, WIP)

A how to make good movies bad version of Back To The Future

A how to make good movies bad version of Mean Girls

A how to make good movies bad version of Little Shop Of Horrors

A how to make good movies bad version of The Nightmare Before Christmas

A how to make good movies bad version of Uglydolls (note I found it all right)

A how to make good tv shows bad version of the Mandalorian

A how to make good tv shows bad version of Saturday Night Live

A how to make good tv shows bad version of Hazbin Hotel

A script for an improved version of the movie Breaking Wind (god I hate that movie and it's worse than The Emoji Movie and Wired combined)

A script for bizarre sequels to Wired (god I hate that movie and here's a review by The Cinema Snob: youtube.com/watch?v=vyMl23hd-Us)

(Mis)Adventures Of Wabuu, randomness show in which Wabuu the raccoon from Dingo Pictures goes on misadventures based on terrible and cult films

Movies I wanna make in the future cause I'm weird
Attack Of Fun Times, horror comedy that is intended to be a parody of low budget kids movies you'll frequently find at a bargain bin

For Teh Lulz, parody of internet horror movies (namely Feardotcom, Smiley and Chain Letter), got the idea from watching Phelous's reviews of them

Planet Quest, CGI Sci fi adventure about a group of alien's quest throughout different terrains of a planet

Born Standing Up, film adaptation of the autobiography by Steve Martin

Untitled movie about making movies, think it will be Bolt meets Bowfinger meets Living In Oblivion meets Matinee meets The Disaster Artist meets Ed Wood meets real life stories of troubled productions (I seriously reccomend those movies I mentioned)

The Pleasure of my Company, film adaptation of the book by Steve Martin

One Trick Pony, film adaptation of the book by Nathan Hale

The Last Animals, movie about animals in a post apocalyptic future

Migration, if you took every road movie you ever loved and have the main characters consist of birds, you'd get this movie

Escape From China, satirical animated movie about a Bear who's a parody of Winnie The Pooh and his friends (including but not limited to parodies of the rest of the Pooh Gang and a talking Jasmine Flower) who have to escape from a Chinese prison

Raiders Of The Lost Movies, comedy action adventure thriller movie about a couple of film students on the run after finding copies of lost movies on a road trip

My nobody: section
Nobody:

Literally no one:

Not even Iron Man:

Not even Thanos:

Not even Big Chungus:

Not even Shrek:

Not even Taylor Swift:

Not even Jungkook:

Not even Billie Eilish:

Not even TheQuartering:

Not even Jeremy Giggs:

Not even Captain Marvel:

Not even Pennywise:

Not even Cardi B:

Not even Iggy Azalea:

Not even Social Justice Warriors:

Not even Whitney Houston:

Not even Barry the Bee:

Not even Robbie Rotten:

Not even Lil Mama:

Not even God himself:

Not even my teacher:

Not even my classmates:

Not even Pikachu:

Not even Trisha Paytas:

Not even Peluchin Entertainment:

Not even this wiki:

Not even Black Panther:

Not even NeptunePerson2018:

Not even Chihiro:

Not even Totoro:

Not even Moxy:

Not even a single organism in this whole freaking universe:

No Bullshit: CaPTAiN mARVEL IS sJW beCausE THeRe's a CAT!

Nobody:

Literally no one:

Not even Jeff Goldblum:

Not even my mom:

Not even Clark Griswold:

Not even Shrek:

Not even Norm Of The North:

Not even Thanos:

Not even my teachers:

Not even Doug Walker:

Not even Kuzco:

Not even the Mandalorian:

Not even Klaus:

Not even Sr Pelo:

Not even Saberspark:

Not even Phelous:

Not even me:

Not even my little brother:

Not even Elsa:

Not even the Minions:

Not a single organism in the whole flipping universe:

WageUglyDollAndMarlaPlaymobil12: WoNdEr Is OfFeNsIvE tO pEoPlE wItH dEfOrMiTiEs BeCaUsE AUgIe GoT bUlLiEd

Movies with the Awesomereesee Seal Of Approval (alphabetical order) (work in progress)
Amadeus (thanks Mozart999)

Animalympics

Avengers Endgame

Avengers Infinity War

Back To The Future

Beauty And The Beast

Bolt

Boy And The World (IDGAF WageUglyDollAndMarlaPlaymobil12)

Black Panther

Caddyshack

Cats Don't Dance

Citizen Kane

Ed Wood

Finding Nemo

Fletch

Ghostbusters

Groundhog Day

Hellboy (2004)

Hellboy 2

Hereditary

How To Train Your Dragon

How To Train Your Dragon 2

How To Train Your Dragon 3

Ice Age

Inside Out

Klaus

Kung Fu Panda

Kung Fu Panda 2 (IDGAF WageUglyDollAndMarlaPlaymobil12)

Lilo And Stitch

Little Shop Of Horrors

Lord Of The Rings

Madagascar 3

My Neighbor Tortoro

Over The Hedge

Pan's Labyrinth

Rio

Rock And Rule

Shazam

Shrek

Shrek 2

Spider Man Into The Spiderverse

Spirited Away

Star Wars A New Hope

Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back

The Blues Brothers

The Dark Knight

The Disaster Artist

The Lion King (1994)

The Nightmare Before Christmas

Thor Ragnorok

Toy Story

Toy Story 2

Toy Story 3

Toy Story 4

Zootopia

Upcoming movies I want to see
Ghostbusters Afterlife

Micronauts

Onward

Raya And The Last Dragon

Shazam 2

Soul

The Batman

Thor Love And Thunder (IDGAF alt right)