Hmong

Hmong is a weird language. I don't know if anyone ACTUALLY speaks it (it seems like total gibberish)

==Example from Wackishly Awesome Randomness Wiki P.S. this is not an advertisement, I'm just using it as an example because it is readily available in both languages. Anyone want to create a W.A.R. wiki in Hmong? Why are the initials W.A.R. Well, that's just what I ended up with. I promise on that wiki there are no military conflicts.==

Here is the French toast page from the wiki in both languages.

Recipe
First bread slices are soaked with a mixture of eggs and milk/cream. They are fried until brown. Recommended by chefs to use is one-day old bread to keep it from falling apart.

Toppings
The cooked slices are often topped with jam, marmalade, butter, nut butter, honey, Marmite ,  Vegemite, maple syrup , golden syrup , fruit flavoured syrup,  molasses ,  apple sauce ,  baked beans ,  whipped cream , fruit, chocolate, sugar, yogurt,  powdered sugar , bacon,  treacle , cheese, cold cooked meats, ice cream, gravy, various nuts, or other similar toppings.

Wow, looks delicious
NOM NOM NOM!

Now.....

Hmong
Here, the French toast article is translated into Hmong. Fabkis toast yog ib tug zaub mov ntawm qhob cij uas koj soak nrog qe thiab ces ua noj nws.

Daim ntawv qhiaEdit Thawj qhob cij slices yog soaked nrog ib tug sib tov ntawm cov qe thiab mis nyuj haus / cream. Lawv kib kom txog thaum uas xim av. Pom zoo los ntawm chefs siv yog ib-hnub qub qhob cij kom nws los ntawm ntog sib nrug. Khoom daiEdit Qhov siav slices feem ntau dai kom zoo nkauj nrog jam, marmalade, butter, txiv ntoo butter, zib mu, Marmite, Vegemite, hauv Maple syrup, Golden syrup, txiv hmab txiv ntoo syrup, molasses, Kua sauce, ci taum, whipped cream, txiv hmab txiv ntoo, chocolate, tsis muaj piam thaj, yogurt, hmoov qab zib, nqaij sawb, treacle, tshij, txias siav meats, dej khov cream, gravy, ntau yam neeg rau, los yog lwm yam uas zoo sib xws khoom dai. Wow, zoo kev zooEdit NOM NOM NOM