Teh Cutie Mark Disasters

Basicly, I was inspired by Fave's derp episode pages to make this obvious ripoff a rant page about it  POOP my own derp version of the famous MLP episode "The Cutie Mark Chronicles". Hope you enjoy! :)

Prolouge
(episode begins in the Everfree Forest as the Cutie Mark Crusaders: Scootaloo, Applebloom, and Sweetie Belle are preparing to zip-line. Oh boy.)

Scootaloo: Alright girls! I have brought you here today to the Everfree Forest because I have another plan to finally get our cutie marks!

Everypony: ....

Sweetie Belle: (deadpan) DOES THIS INVOLVE THE KLASKY KUSPO FACE, ILLEGAL FIREWORKS FROM CHINA, OR THE BODLY HARM OF OTHERS?

Scootaloo: Of couse not! Why do you two always doubt all of my ideas?

Applebloom: Maybe it was because your last idea injured 11 ponies, and got us sent to a juvinile hall for 2 months.

Sweetie Belle: Admit it, Scootaloo. You are a public threat to everypony in Equestria.

Scootaloo: Wow, you guys are such chickens!

Applebloom: No we aren't. That's what all the bronies call you.

Scootaloo: >_> Anyways.... we are going to to zip-line through most of the area of the Everfree Forest, while screaming "Shockabra!" Simple! (goes into insane mode) '''THIS WILL GET US OUR CUTIE MARKS FOR SURE! BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!'''

Sweetie Belle and Applebloom: We're in the Everfree Forest. EVERYTHING THAT CAN GO WRONG WILL GO WRONG.

Scootaloo: Come on you wusses! With my help, everything will go fine! (winks)

5 Minutes Later....

(The Crusaders limp out of the forest covered with bruses, blood, and debris)

Scootaloo:Let's just ask Rainbow Dash how she got her mark. That'll be alot easier.

Applebloom and Sweetie Belle: (facehoof)

(INSERT TEH THEME MUSIC! :D)

TBC