How To Make Good TV Shows Bad

The Smurfs

 * Have Grumpy Smurf be voiced by Uncle Phil.
 * Replace Gargamel with Rocksteady & Bebop.
 * Replace the Season 1 theme song with a over-the-top jazz song.

Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa

 * Make the show a ripoff of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

 * Have Rita Repulsa and Lord Zedd be replaced with Dr. Wily OH WAIT THAT'D BE GOOD
 * Have Rita Repulsa be replaced with Bianca (since they both share the same voice actresses)
 * Have the show be all cartoon in CGI.

Doctor Who

 * Remove the Daleks/Cybermen
 * Make the 10th Doctor be played by Wocka Flocka and the 11th Doctor played by Kanye West (Bonus: Rose is played by Kim Kardashian)

Phineas and Ferb

 * Make the titular characters do nothing for over a hundred episodes
 * Have all characters swear
 * Replace Perry the Platypus with a generic dog.

Dragon Ball franchise

 * Dragon Ball: Remove Bulma
 * Dragon Ball Z: Remove all villains, Remove the Super Saiyan 3 ability
 * Dragon Ball GT: Remove the Super Saiyan 4 ability
 * Dragon Ball Kai/Dragon Ball Z Kai: Same as how you make the original DBZ bad

The Original Version

 * Make all characters swear in the Japanese version; 4Kids would edit it either way
 * Ditto on adding in inappropriate stuff that do not belong in the Pokemon games. Or did they?
 * Include toilet humor in this

The Different Version

 * Make it live action with no violence and make all of the Pokemon be Muppets.

Popples (1986) (NOTE: Since Mimitchi33 doesn't like the cartoon anymore, I'll still respect her opinion. This is Sophie's version JSYK.)

 * Make the human characters Billy and Bonnie Wagner argue every second.
 * Give the Popples one-note personalities so that they act bland and uninteresting.
 * Change the background music to unfitting 80's New Wave songs.
 * Have Bonnie spank Billy every time he annoys her.
 * Let Punkster and Punkity never sing.
 * Take out all the kid-appeal jokes and replace them with unnecessary toilet humor.
 * Make Billy and Bonnie years YOUNGER instead of older for season 2.
 * Worsen the Popples' voices.
 * Think about P.C. Popple the Old Smoker, or Prize Popple the Drag Queen, or something.
 * Have the characters do nothing at all.
 * Then it would help people with sleeping problems!

Star vs. The Forces of Evil

 * Have there be product placement for Actavia yogurt in one episode and everyone sings a song about it.
 * Have the show take place in a town that appears to be on the US/Mexican border. Oh wait......

Recess

 * Change the show's title to "TJ & Friends".
 * Make Ms. Finster and the other adults do absolutely nothing.
 * Replace the music with overly cutesy and babyish tunes, which they never fit in this show with kids as teens.
 * Have the Recess Gang act like teens instead of kids.
 * Replace Bonky with Barney.
 * Take out any satire in favor of lame, corny pop culture references.
 * Have the show take place in the 2010's.
 * That means the show would have to be produced in that decade, too (unless the setting of the show is in the future).
 * Replace Randall with Perry from The Brothers Grunt.
 * Have the characters interact with the audience every now and then.
 * Include toilet humor in TJ's speeches.
 * In "The Experiment", have TJ kiss Ashley A. instead of Spinelli. (CUE THE TJXASHLEYA SHIPPING JOKES!)
 * Make any animals in the series talk, being voiced by celebrities.
 * Add Ren screaming during every mention of the word "Whomp".
 * Have the kids not even sounding like kids at all.
 * Could this mean they could sound like teens?
 * Actually, they would sound like the elderly. That may creep us out, so try hard not to cringe.
 * Put in annoying musical numbers that teach people to be rude, selfish, etc.
 * What is this, reversed slice-of-life?!?!?!
 * Afraid so. It would mess with our minds badly. Really badly.
 * Let Toon City animate all the episodes.
 * Make Yope the 7th member of the Recess Gang.
 * Gus has permanent flu (but how can he be at school if he has that?).
 * Have it advertise deadly weapons and aim such ads at young kids.
 * Just think of the controversy it would stir up! Lethal weapons aren't kids toys, you know. Kids could kill themselves or other people!
 * Besides weapons, add a product placement for 90's children's toys that received controversy.

Pokémon Fashionistas

 * Fill the show with lame satire references.
 * Have Mellodi not sound like herself at all.
 * Take out the innuendo.
 * Have Mellodi be 8 years old.
 * Include toilet humor.
 * Have N not appear in the show.
 * Make Mellodi, Bianca, and Iris want to marry Cheren.
 * Have the characters be Mary-Sues/Marty-Stus.

The Many Adventures of MegaToon1234

 * Make all characters swear (They said a few of them, so why not the rest?).
 * Have all characters sing very annoying songs.
 * Replace the music with very annoying music (Think about it).
 * Include toilet humor.
 * Make the animation look like the post-Season 2 Johnny Test animation.
 * Have the show be a rip-off of The Many Adventures of Winnie The Pooh.
 * Add whip cracks for every character's arm or leg movement (think Johnny Test, but more painful to listen to!)
 * Replace all the good fictional characters (I.e. Conker, Sackboy, Baby Sinclair) with bad fictional characters like the Breadwinners, Dora the Explorer, Sanjay, Craig, Angela Anaconda and the Mega Babies.
 * Have all characters be voiced by Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber.
 * Put in unnecessary, corny pop culture references.
 * Rush the production of episodes in general.
 * A mutant Catchum Crocodile (from The Get Along Gang) chases the heroes every episode.
 * Have the characters be Mary-Sues/Marty-Stus.
 * Have dangerous and explosive injuries.
 * Have it be released in 2011.
 * Worsen the original characters' voices.
 * Replace the Season 1 theme song with a over-the-top jazz song.
 * Make an episode fully around toilet humor.
 * In "Balls", have Computero be painted bright pink rather than turquoise.
 * Have it air on Nick Jr. (Now, wouldn't that be the black sheep of the channel then? Probably.)
 * Make it cancelled after 6 seasons (Meaning all of the show's episodes and footage will be destroyed and gone)
 * Have there be an live-action segment with no violence, make all of the non-human characters be puppets that are a lot uglier than the characters from Mr. Pickles themselves and props, and have it be recorded on a VHS tape.
 * Have the characters break the fourth wall too much.
 * Would they ask the audience questions?

Thomas & Friends (Seasons 1-12)

 * Make Daisy even more feeble than Dennis.
 * Make Rosie a major character (WAIT THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!)
 * Include toilet humor in seasons 8-12.
 * Have all troublesome trucks and diesels swear.
 * Have dangerous and safety-ruining crashes.

Total Drama

 * Include Dora, Elmo, Nina (from Nina Needs to Go!) and Caillou as contestants
 * All the contestants die due to a shark attack.
 * Chris is a serial killer.
 * In World Tour, the contestants sing nothing but Justin Bieber songs.
 * Take out any funny scenes in favor of stock footage of children throwing temper tantrums.
 * Have the animation look like Mega Babies.
 * The challenges are easier to the point that even preschoolers can do them.
 * Include a product placement of Toys R Us in one episode and have the contestants sing about it.
 * Not having The Ridonculous Race for a spin-off.
 * Let some celebrity voice all the characters since that's the formula of this list.

Gravity Falls

 * Bill Cipher is a Dorito.
 * The furry fandom takes over the show and writes 540+ fanfics with Sophie as their leader
 * Make the animation style Jim Jinkins + Old Spongebob and also a little Cyriak
 * Kill off Bill in his first appearance
 * Make it cancelled after 13 episodes

The Simpsons

 * Make it a children's show named The Adventures of Bart Simpson.
 * Ironically, the cancelled Arabic dub, Al-Shamshoon, was targeted for kids. Innuendo such as alcohol references were removed in the said dub. (But as for TAoBS, it would be targeted more at preschoolers.)
 * Have the characters ask the audience questions.
 * Remove the comedy and replace it with shoe-horned educational value.
 * The conflict is non-existent.
 * The characters' eyes sparkle.
 * The music is Disney-esque.
 * The animation for all episodes resembles the unaired version of Some Enchanted Evening.
 * Overuse the moral "The complainer is always wrong" for every episode.
 * Female voices sing the theme song.