Sonic Adventure 8/Intro Story

When Hannah is a 5-year-old girly girl in blue jeans with light brown hair and blue eyes, she is a.

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(a kid shouts "GET ON WITH IT!" and then throws a iPad with "CENSORED" on it, causing the warning to fall down complete with a ship horn sound and bubbling water, segueing to the intro)

(everybody is having a anti-freeze induced rave party)

(Nina rushes to the bathroom wearing blue jeans. Nina heads to a urinal, and pees. Suddenly, a roaring noise is heard.)

Megaman: Ouch! My little Bing! It's spraying blood! I'm going to.... OUCH!

(cut to his peepee, which explodes off it's skin to reveal a robot peepee)

Megaman: (as his yellow comes off to reveal his younger self) What? I'm turning young again?

(Chrome takes Mega out)

Eggman: (Looks at Mega's ongoing tf) Ew! Wait, sometimes, going, on..... I think I have a newfound robot fetish. Right Fluffy?

Fluffy: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

(Later, Megaman is in a cage, and all her skin is coming off, and she has vomited slime. Soon enough, Chrome looks, and.....)

Megaman: Oh me oh my! I just went all Elder on my body! And I sound very squeaky, because my voice is her old 1990-1999 voice now!