50 More Ways to Be Random

1. Waffles.
Eat them. For every meal. Enjoy them. Hug them.

2. Don't get- ooh, shiny thing...
Don't get distracted by stuff- ooh, shiiiiiinyyyyyy. Neeeeeeeeveeeeeeermiiiiiind.

3. Play the oboe.
It's a very random insturment. Very random.

4. Try speaking hamster.
Sqeak squeak squeak squeakedy squeaky squeak

5. Get kicked out of Burger King purposely.
Do it by doing this:
 * 1) By a meal at McDonalds.
 * 2) Go to Burger King.
 * 3) Start eating it there and you'll be out quickly.

6. Do the happy yay jump.
Whenever something happens, jump around in circles with your friend shouting YAAAAAAY!

7. Offer pickles.
Offer a complete stranger a pickle. If they say yes, pull a pickle (not jarred) out of your pocket.

8. PIE IN THE FACE!
It doesn't matter who. Just not your Aunt Steve.

9. Be an optimist.
Never get angry. Or sad. Ever.

10. Squish people's brains
With your fingers. You know, from far away.

11. Get angry for no reason.
GO AWAY YOU WAFFLE-BUTTED BALLOON BURGERER!

12. Coconuts
Go to a movie theater and ask the cashier at the consessions stand for a popcorn bag. If they hand you one, pull out some coconuts and put it in it.

13. Your shoelaces are untied.
Ha, made you look.

14. Imitate Harry Potter

 * Run into walls at train stations.
 * Aim a stick at someone and shout "AVADA KADAVRA FREAK!"
 * Say that you have a lightning scar. If someone asks where... pause for two seconds then pull out a knife and give yourself a scar.

15. Teach your cat weird stuff.
Like how to flush a toilet, how to play cuzoo, or play Wii.