RANDOM PICTURE CAPTION CONTEST I: The Sunshine of Rebooted-ness

Yup! The whole entire series is being restarted (with maybe a contest every month?)! Now let's get a move on. If you don't know how this thing goes, here's how it goes...

''For every round, there's a picture and you have to think of the most random picture you can think of. If your caption is deemed the most random out of all for a picture, then you win the round. Simple as that.''