Shitpost (TV series)/Musical Numbers/This is Shitpost

Lyrics (show version)
(Behind curtains)

UNIKITTY: (O.S.) Greetings from the underworld!

(The lights turn on, revealing the stage with a claw and a spectra chrome version of the Shitpost logo, the curtains raise, lasers go off, and indoor fireworks go off, revealing the characters a la the intro for "Werewolf Steve's Horrormania!" from The Bunker.)

FINK: ♪ If you ever wanted to watch a show ♪

♪ Set in way down below ♪

♪ It's right here on your screen, you know ♪

♪ It goes to show you've hit a new low ♪

UNIKITTY: ♪ This is Shitpost! ♪

PUPPYCORN: ♪ Better than cinnamon toast! ♪

UNIKITTY: ♪ This is Shitpost! ♪

EVERYONE: ♪ S-H-I-T-P-O-S-T! ♪

♪ SHITPOST! ♪

(Logo comes up)

HERB COOKIE: Hey, wait for me!

(Fade to start of episode)

Lyrics (extended version)
(Behind curtains)

UNIKITTY: (O.S.) Ready to sing our song?

EVERYONE: (O.S.) Yeah!

(The lights turn on, revealing the stage with a claw and a spectra chrome version of the Shitpost logo, the curtains raise, lasers go off, and indoor fireworks go off, revealing the characters a la the intro for "Werewolf Steve's Horrormania!" from The Bunker.)

FINK: ♪ If you ever wanted to watch a show ♪

♪ Set in way down below ♪

♪ It's right here on your screen, you know ♪

♪ It goes to show you've hit a new low ♪

UNIKITTY: ♪ This is Shitpost! ♪

PUPPYCORN: ♪ Better than cinnamon toast! ♪

UNIKITTY: ♪ This is Shitpost! ♪

(music changes to a tune a la "Dance the Night Away" by TWICE)

EVERYONE: ♪ S-H-I-T-P-O-S-T! ♪

♪ SHITPOST! ♪

(Logo comes up)

HERB COOKIE: Hey, wait for me!

(Fade to start of episode)

Lyrics (movie version)
(Behind curtains)

UNIKITTY: (O.S.) Ready to sing our song?

EVERYONE: (O.S.) Yeah!

(The lights turn on, revealing the stage with a claw and a spectra chrome version of the Shitpost logo, the curtains raise, lasers go off, and indoor fireworks go off, revealing the characters a la the intro for "Werewolf Steve's Horrormania!" from The Bunker.)

FINK: ♪ If you ever wanted to watch a show ♪

♪ Set in way down below ♪

♪ It's right here on your screen, you know ♪

♪ It goes to show you've hit a new low ♪

UNIKITTY: ♪ This is Shitpost! ♪

PUPPYCORN: ♪ Better than cinnamon toast! ♪

UNIKITTY: ♪ This is Shitpost! ♪

EVERYONE: ♪ S-H-I-T-P-O-S-T! ♪

♪ SHITPOST! ♪

(music changes to a tune a la "Wake Me Up" by TWICE)

NARRATOR: And now, please welcome... the Newcomers!

(All the characters who make their debut in Shitpost: The Movie run out on the stage and introduce themselves.)

(music changes to a tune a la "I Wish" by WJSN)

UNIKITTY: ♪ This is Shitpost! ♪

PUPPYCORN: ♪ Mediocre at most! ♪

UNIKITTY: ♪ This is Shitpost! ♪

EVERYONE: (including the newcomers) ♪ S-H-I-T-P-O-S-T! ♪

♪ S-H-I-T-P-O-S-T! ♪

♪ S-H-I-T-P-O-S-T! ♪

♪ SHITPOST! ♪

(Logo comes up)

HERB COOKIE: Hey, wait for me!

(Fade to start of the movie)