How McDonalds gets so many Customers

(Young Child sees McDonalds Happy Meal commercial on Teevee)

Child: DADDEH I WANNA GO TO MCDONALDZ AND GET A HAPPY MEAL!

Dad: NO!

Child: BUT I WAANNNTT IIIITTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dad: NO!

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Dad: OK OK I'LL TAKE YOU TO MCDONALDS DX!!!!!!!

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