PROJECT Epic Meap Episode 4: A Penguin King Plus a Turtle

This is episode 4 of PROJECT Epic Meap.

Now, our main heroes have found three new companions and they're about encounter five others starting with this turtle right here.

Meap: Meap meap meap meap meap.

Yoshi: Yosh...Yoshi yoshi!

Phineas: When will they ever talk?... Oh and Doofenshmirtz, we're not related.

Doofenshmirtz: Oh.

Phineas: You don't talk that much here do you?

Doofenshmirtz: They don't pay me enough.

Phinas: Oh.

Meap: MEAP!!!

Yoshi: Yosh? YOSHI!!!

Major Monogram: What? CHEESE AND CRACKERS!!!

Doofenshmirtz: What do they want- HOLY SMOKES!!!

(The four of them mysteriously dissappears)

Phineas: What is it-Guys?.....Guys???..............................umm..........Oh!

Turtle: '_'

Phineas: Hi there!

Turtle: '_'

Phineas: Do you want to come with me?

Turtle: '_'

Phineas: I'll take that as a yes. Besides, what's your name.

Turtle: '_'

Phineas: I'll just name you Terry. Come on let's go!

Back at Sonic.

Tails: Hey what's that-OOF!!!

Knuckles: Tails what do you mean "OOF"

(Knuckles looks at the TV)

Knuckles: Oh, that's what you mea-OOF!!!

Sonic: Hmm I'm glad you guys are taking it easier-huh? WHAT THE?!?!?!

Guys? Where are you?

(Sonic looks at the TV)

Sonic: Huh-OOF!

(The TV is left alone in the middle of the wild.)

Meanwhile at some ridiculous island.

SpongeBob: Let's take shelter Patrick.

Patrick: Where?

SpongeBob: Umm....

Patrick: I KNOW IN THE SAND!

SpongeBob:.....

(later....)

SpongeBob: Patrick?

Patrick: Yeah?

SpongeBob: You do realize that we're gonna be found by five kids and one teen later right?

Patrick: Oh yeah. Sure.

SpongeBob: -_-

(Meanwhile in flying Kakariko Village...)

Zelda: Umm...Link? Are you building a boarding school? Why are you changing the windmill into some statue of a girl? Are you taking us to the past by playing the Song of Time? Why are we growing older then? Wait...it all makes sense now. YOU'RE BUILDING SKYLOFT IN THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: SKYWARD SWORD! YOU'RE MAKING US THE LEGEND!!!

Mutoh: Wow...

Link: o_0

(Meanwhile down below.)

Ghirahim: No. Link's messing up the progress. Now I have to take Zelda's holliness and change it back. First I have to send a tornado getting Zelda. And then..

(Meanwhile at a forest in a first person perspective.)

Blue Jay: Hey he's waking up.

Turtle: Okay. Gets some water.

Who are you guys?

Turtle: I'm King Koopa Bowser. You can just call me Bowser. And that blue jay you just saw, that was Mordecai. Now you must recipricate. Who are you?

I'm King Dedede.

Bowser: Nice to meet you and I'm glad to see another king around here.

Mordecai: Okay, I got the water and I'm gonna splash it in his face.

No no I'm ok-SPLASH

(switches to third person perspective.)

Dedede: You didn't need too-

Sorry this scenario's out of time for now.

Dedede: But-

No buts or butts.

Dedede: Okay...

(meanwhile in some ki-)

Mama: OKAY IT'S LUNCHY TIME NOW WHO WANTS SOME CHICKEN NUGGETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =3