An actual conversation I had with my friend today

(My friend notices I have a piece of paper on my hand) (I run over to my other friend because the one I was talking to left)
 * My friend: So since your birthday is tomorrow, what have you learned during your time on this planet?
 * Me: Hmm...
 * My friend: That people can be assholes?
 * Me: Mhm. Also that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
 * My friend: Did you learn how babies were born?
 * Me: Um, yeah.
 * My friend: Do you know HOW they're born?
 * Me: When a mommy and a daddy love eachother very mu-
 * My friend: No, it's when an Enid and an... give me a male OK KO character.
 * Me: Uhhh...
 * My friend: (bends down and looks at my backpack) Who's this on your backpack?
 * Me: Tracer.
 * My friend: Is he a boy?
 * Me: No, Tracer is a girl.
 * My friend: So, when Enid and Tracer love eachother very much, they will birth a babyus.
 * Me: (begins laughing to the point I cannot breathe) What?
 * My friend: (also laughing)
 * My friend: What's that?
 * Me: A drawing.
 * My friend: Can I see?
 * Me: (hands over the paper)
 * My friend: Who's this?
 * Me: Shannon.
 * My friend: And who's this?
 * Me: Still Shannon.
 * My friend What if Shannon and Shannon had a baby?
 * Me: That's selfcest, (friend's name)!
 * Me: So, (friend #1's name and I) had an interesting conversation about babies.
 * Friend #2: Oh.
 * Me: Tracer x Enid is now a thing. And Shannon x Shannon.
 * Friend #2: But what about... Kanna x Rad?
 * Me: Why are we like this?
 * Friend #2: Would you rather we not?
 * Me: (shrugs)
 * Friend #2: But what if there was an actually Overwatch and OK KO crossover?
 * Me: What?
 * Friend #2: Tracer just blinks in and goes "cHeErS lOvE, tHe CavAlRy'S hErE!".
 * Me: (laughing again) pERFECT