Kermitless in Alaska

Alternate Phineas is called Phineas in this story to be simple and specific.

Phineas: I live in an igloo. Because Alaska is always snowy. That is why.

Meanwhile

Kermit: We're about to go live in 5.... 4....

Gonzo: Kermit! Kermit1 Kermit!

Kermit: Gonzo, shoo. We're about to start another episode of the Muppet show!

Announcer: Welcome to the Muppet show!

Kermit: Gonzo, go! Get into your intro place.

Gonzo: This is too important!

Kermit: What?

Gonzo: Tex Richman is back, and he's sided with....

Kermit: WHAT?

Gonzo: Yes, and he's teamed up with

Kermit: Go on..

Fox News: MUWHAHHAHAHAHA!

DUN DUN DUN back to Phineas.

Phineas: Wow. Looks like they're making a TV special to their movie. Because I watch TV. In my igloo. In Alaska. With electricity. Where i'm Kermitless.