A Hyrule Parody: Skyward Sword

Link: *gets hit by a letter* STUPID PINGA-

Zelda: Don't be late sleepyhead.

Gaepora: You and your Crimson Loftwing are very connected, Link.

Link: =D

Groose: I am Groose and I'm going to have se* with Zel-

Link: *falcon punches Groose and gets his loftwing back*

Pipit: You can win the race, Link!

Link: *wins the race*

Groose: I'mma cry like a wittle baby now. WAAAAA!!!!! *runs aways and jumps off of Skyloft*

Zelda: Okay, I'm gonna push you off the statue now!

Link: Wait, wait, wai- *gets pushed off* WELL EXCUSE ME, PRINCESS!!!!! *dies*

Zelda: The weather is nice, we should go out to a place where a black tornado takes me to the land below so that my dad can see the prophecy pass in his lifetime. *gets captured in a black tornado*

Link: ZELDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fi: To wake up, press the A button to suddenly cut to the next cutscene.

Link: *does hand gestures*

Gaepora: I see...

Link: *pulls out the Goddess Sword*

Fi: You are my master, Link.

Gaepora: Oew meh gawsh!!!1 *tweets on his Twitter account about how the prophecy is passing in his lifetime right now*

Link: Ohai dere fath- IE meen hedmastur.

Gaepora: It's been a LONG night for the two of us hasn't it, Link.

Link: .....

Gaepora: Well, we should probably go to sleep. Oh, and those clothes don't look up for your adventure.

Link: *wakes up from last night*

Gaepora: Here's your new clothes.

Link: *changes his clothes while Gaepora looks at him (you know he really did do that, just look back at the cutscenes)*

Gaepora: The color is supposed to be green this year. I wasn't sure if it'd look good on you, but looking at you now, it seems that you were born to wear it.

Fi: Get a shield and steal an adventure pouch from Fledge.

Fledge: *gets scared*

Link: Okay Fi, let's go! Goodbye Gaepora!

Gaepora: Farewell Link! You can visit me anytime soon!

Link: Alright! *jumps onto his Crimson Loftwing*

Crimson Loftwing: (How heavy can this ***** get every single day?) *gets unbalanced and accidentally drops Link because of his weight*

Fi: We have landed on the Surface.

Link: I can see that, Fi.

Fi: That is a Deku Baba.

Link: Yes Fi, I knew how a Deku Baba looks like 11 games ago.

Fi: You have defeated 0 of these.

Link: Yeah in this adventure.

Gaepora: Hey!

Link: *pulls out a Pirate's Charm* ...Gaepora? .....A pirate's charm?!

Gaepora: Hey Link. Just so you know, I stole the King's pirate charm from The Wind Waker.

Daphnes Nohansen Hyrule: Give that advanced version of a Gossip Stone back to me you look-alike rip-off!

Midna: *pops out from Link* Link, is THIS who want to be with now? HUH? Is it?

Fi: I am calculating that Midna the Twilight Princess is expieriencing a human emotion called jelousy.

Midna: Why you little daughter of a *****-

Navi: HEY! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! LISTEN! LISTEN!

Tatl: *keeps on ringing like an annoying alarm clock*

Ezlo: *looks down at Link* Suprised to see me? Yeah, I threw away your cap and I put myself on you instead! Oh and it seems that I've left an eggy sandwich like what, 4 games ago?

Linebeck: Hey kid, I stole your rupees.

Link: GIMME BACK MAH RUPEES!!!

Ciela: Hey! Aren't you gonna save Tetra- I mean Zelda?

Link: *snaps out of it, then looks down at the bottom of the Sealed Grounds and then to the Sealed Temple*

TBC