Ranking every single Loud House episode

Yep.

Gonna be using a shitty crap ass system for this, like your average DeviantART "reviewer" enterbot asshole pisslord of craphouse manor.

System in question

 * Personal Favorite (the highest ranking)
 * Amazing
 * Great
 * Good
 * Guilty Pleasure
 * Meh
 * Average
 * Boring
 * Mediocre
 * Bland
 * Weak
 * Bad
 * Poor
 * Abhorrent
 *  SHIT 

Season 1:

 * 1) Left in the Dark: Meh
 * 2) Get the Message: Meh
 * 3) Heavy Meddle: Guilty Pleasure
 * 4) Making the Case: Good
 * 5) Driving Miss Hazy: Meh
 * 6) No Guts, No Glori: Meh
 * 7) The Sweet Spot: Guilty Pleasure
 * 8) A Tale of Two Tables: Personal Favorite
 * 9) Project Loud House: Meh
 * 10) In Tents Debate: Guilty Pleasure
 * 11) Sound of Silence: Good
 * 12) Space Invader: Great
 * 13) Picture Perfect: Meh
 * 14) Undie Pressure: Guilty Pleasure
 * 15) Linc or Swim: Bad
 * 16) Changing the Baby: Average
 * 17) Overnight Success: Meh
 * 18) Ties That Bind: Boring (Mime Luan was its only saving grace)
 * 19) Hand-Me-Downer: Guilty Pleasure
 * 20) Sleuth or Consequences: Guilty Pleasure
 * 21) Butterfly Effect: Meh
 * 22) The Green House: Great
 * 23) Along Came a Sister: Good
 * 24) Chore and Peace: Amazing
 * 25) For Bros About to Rock: Meh
 * 26) It's a Loud, Loud, Loud, Loud House: Guilty Pleasure
 * 27) Toads and Tiaras: Good
 * 28) Two Boys and a Baby: Bad
 * 29) Cover Girls: Good
 * 30) Save the Date: Personal Favorite (MINUS THE KISS SCENE)
 * 31) Attention Deficit: Good
 * 32) Out on a Limo: Great (Snobby Lincoln is best Lincoln)
 * 33) House Music: Bad
 * 34) A Novel Idea: Poor
 * 35) April Fools Rules: Personal Favorite (I love you Luan)
 * 36) Cereal Offender: Meh
 * 37) Lincoln Loud: Girl Guru: Great
 * 38) Come Sale Away: Meh
 * 39) Roughin' It: Abhorrent
 * 40) The Waiting Game: Good ("WE'RE GONNA PARTY WITH SEWAGE!")
 * 41) The Loudest Yard: Good
 * 42) Raw Deal: SHIT
 * 43) Dance, Dance Resolution: Personal Favorite
 * 44) A Fair to Remember: Amazing
 * 45) One of the Boys: Personal Favorite
 * 46) A Tattler's Tale: Meh
 * 47) Funny Business: Personal Favorite
 * 48) Snow Bored: Great
 * 49) The Price of Admission: Good
 * 50) One Flu Over the Loud House: Meh
 * 51) Study Muffin: SHIT
 * 52) Homespun: Meh

OVERALL RATING: Meh

Season 2:

 * 1) 11 Louds a Leapin': Amazing
 * 2) Intern for the Worse: Good
 * 3) The Old and the Restless: Average
 * 4) Baby Steps: Bad
 * 5) Brawl in the Family: Guilty Pleasure
 * 6) Suite and Sour: Amazing
 * 7) Back in Black: Amazing
 * 8) Making the Grade: Good
 * 9) Vantastic Voyage: Meh
 * 10) Patching Things Up: Mediocre
 * 11) Cheater by the Dozen: Good
 * 12) Lock 'N' Loud: Amazing
 * 13) The Whole Picture: Great ("LuCy LoUd iS iN tHe HoUsE!!!!")
 * 14) No Such Luck: Guilty Pleasure
 * 15) Frog Wild: Bad
 * 16) Kick the Bucket List: Bland
 * 17) Party Down: Meh
 * 18) Fed Up: Bland
 * 19) Shell Shock: Personal Favorite ("Nie Nie!")
 * 20) Pets Peeved: Poor
 * 21) Pulp Friction: Mediocre
 * 22) Potty Mouth: Abhorrent
 * 23) L is For Love: Bad
 * 24) The Loudest Mission: Relative Chaos: Personal Favorite (This episode has a very special place in my heart)
 * 25) Out of the Picture: Good
 * 26) Room with a Feud: Amazing
 * 27) Back Out There: Amazing
 * 28) Spell it Out: Bad
 * 29) Fool's Paradise: Good
 * 30) Job Insecurity: Abhorrent
 * 31) ARGGH! You For Real?: Bad
 * 32) Garage Banned: Meh
 * 33) Change of Heart:  SHIT 
 * 34) Health Kicked:  SHIT 
 * 35) Future Tense: Great
 * 36) Lynner Takes All: Amazing ("LyNnEr LyNnEr cHiCkEn diNnEr")
 * 37) Yes-Man:  SHIT 
 * 38) Friend or Faux?: Abhorrent
 * 39) No Laughing Matter:  SHIT  (anyone who makes Luan upset will die by my hand)
 * 40) No Spoilers: Meh
 * 41) Legends: Bad
 * 42) Mall of Duty: Meh
 * 43) Read Aloud: Great
 * 44) Not A Loud: Average
 * 45) Tricked!: Good
 * 46) The Crying Dame:  SHIT 
 * 47) Anti-Social: Amazing
 * 48) Snow Way Down: Meh
 * 49) Snow Way Out: Meh

OVERALL RATING: Amazing

Season 3:

 * 1) Tripped!:  SHIT 
 * 2) Selfie Improvement: Good
 * 3) No Place Like Homeschool: Bad
 * 4) Roadie To Nowhere: Bad
 * 5) A Fridge Too Far: Good ("MAC AND CHEESE BITES...")
 * 6) White Hare: Amazing
 * 7) Insta-Gran:' Good
 * 8) City Slickers: Personal Favorite
 * 9) Fool Me Twice: (Haven't watched yet)
 * 10) Net Gains: Amazing
 * 11) Pipe Dreams: Great
 * 12) Fandom Pains: Good
 * 13) Rita Her Rights: Bad
 * 14) Teacher’s Union: Bad
 * 15) Head Poet's Anxiety: Great
 * 16) The Mad Scientist:  SHIT 
 * 17) Missed Connection: Amazing
 * 18) Deal Me Out: Good
 * 19) Friendzy: Great ("And two, is greater than one..."
 * 20) Pasture Bedtime: Great (GOD BLESS THE LINCSQUAD)
 * 21) Be Stella My Heart: Personal Favorite