User blog:Fredthefish/I have returned from the far reaches of the universe.

Yep, this is me, Fredthefish. I've been extremely busy, but for the sake of random-ness, I will falsify my report on what I've been doing.

I have unlocked the secrets of the universe. I have traveled to regions spread over vast dimensions, and while disappearing through time and space, I have discovered something.

Now, believe me, I'm still the same fish. I haven't become an immortal, spoiled brat like Porky in Mother 3...which, by the way, should totally be remade for 3DS. Get to it, Reggie! Oh, wait, I'm off topic. So, even though I've seen things that could blow people's minds, I still have a great deal of random-ness I left the wiki with.

You don't believe me, you say? Well, let's just say I have a new food I like to eat: fried pickles. Yes, if pickles are immensely random, fried pickles are at least 20% randomer.

If you guys want, I could be our Interdimensional Master of Customs, or something like that. I do indeed have a good understanding of how the cosmos works. And since I can't edit stuff very much, this will make it seem like I'm doing SOMETHING.

Anyway, before you ponder that, you must also ponder this: I have discovered the secret to eternal random-ness.

I am not even kidding. It will grant you random-ness forever.

Now you can sing that line from Want You Gone: *One day they woke me up* *So I'm random forever* *It's such a shame the same will never happen to you*

Anyway, enough fooling around. Let's get to it.

The secret to eternal random-ness is:



Anybody get the reference?