Hmmm... *sniff*

Me: Do you ever get the feeling *sniff* that sometimes *sniff sniiiffff* you can randomly *sniff sniffity sniff sniff* smell *snarf* ramen noodles?

Eel: No, because sadly i am only an eel

Me: Shut up eel. You can't talk.

Eel: I can talk but i can't scream, because sadly i am only an eel

Me: Yeah, like you can scream, because your tongue would totally punch me

Eel: I have a tongue, but it can't punch, because sadly i am only an eel

Me: Eel.

Eel: What?

Me: I'd like you to shut up.

Eel: I can shut up but i can't shut down, because sadly i am only an eel

Me: THEN SHUT UP!

Eel: I can't shut up, i was kidding because sadly i am only an eel

Me: Talk backwards or something so i can't understand you because i don't want to

Eel: .lee na ylno ma i yldas esuaceb ,sdrawrof klat t'nac i tub ,sdrawkcab klat nac I

Me: THEN HOW DID YOU TALK FORWARDS BEFOR- oh my gosh I'M NEVER ACTING WITH AN EEL AGAIN!!

Eel: I can sit here and talk, but i can't act, because sadly i am only an eel.

Me: Is it illegal to strangle eels?

DEE END