The Bunker/Episodes/Episode 136: Olimar's Adventures with Steve (and Lousie)

Part 1: The Prologue
Olimar: FINALLY! I HAVE RETURNED TO MY HOME PLANET SAFE AND SOUND! I CAN SEE MY FAMILY AGAIN! I THOUGHT I WAS DONE FOR!

President: Our company has financial troubles! WE NEED TO MAEK MOAR MONEYZ!

Steve: (sneaks out of ship and throws stuff into onion) I MAED MOAR MONEYZ!

President: Oh my god! We can just use these things as slaves to maek moar money!

Steve: YAY! TURNING IN MY SPECIES FOR SLAVERY!

Olimar: But I just got home.

President: TOO BADZ! (falcon punches you off to Pikmin Planet)

Steve: YES! A BRAND NEW ADVENTURE! STARRING... ME!

Olimar: Doh. (faceplms)

Part 2: The Crash
Olimar: Oh look! More treasure!

Pikmin: (touches it and explodes)

Treasure: I AM NOT TREASURE, I AM AN ENEMY!

Lousie: (poops pants)

Steve: Man, dude, your pants suck.

Lousie: OH MY GOD YOU ARE ANNOYING!

Steve: >:D I KNOW!

Lousie: (throws Pikmin into deep water pit)

Steve: (survives)

Narrator: DUN DUN DUN!

Mochlum: (on Tour Bus) And THIS is the Distant Planet from Pikmin 1 and 2 for the Gamecube and Wii. There is Olimar and his partner Lousie and their army of poor slaves that he abducts from their safety under the ground.

Man: Oh wow, what an idiot! I should start a rebellion against him! Yep! I'll call it Olimar 2012!

Mochlum: And in the front of our bus is the engine currently malfunctioning, so we are gonna crash into Olimar's ship. WOOPS! (crash landing)

Gabe: Oh no! Now I can never make a Half-Life 3!

Steve: Who is that fat guy?

Gabe: >_> NEVERMIND!

Meap: I'll never be able to finish my Epic Story now!!! AND I waisted 20 bucks on this stupid tour.

Mochlum: SHUT UP! I'll never be able to make it back to my home at the Bunker!

Olimar: Who are you guys?

Mochlum: WE ARE STRANDED PEOPLE FROM A TOUR BUS CRASH!

Lousie: We have to save them!

Steve: These idiots? NO WAY!

Olimar: I agree with Lousie! Let's gather them and escort them back to Earth then come back here!

Lousie; But-

Olimar: WHAT?!

Lousie: They crashed into our ship.

Olimar: Oh crap.

Part 3: The Repair
Mochlum: We have to fix it before night comes!

Steve: Yeah! Then I'll die!

Olimar: All of us will. >_<

Steve: I know. But I am part of "us" and I was talking about myself as I usually do. >_>

Lousie: NO SLACKING! EVERYONE SPREAD OUT AND GRAB SOME PARTS! BRING PIKMIN JUST IN CASE THERE IS PREDATORS!!!

Mochlum: Okay! (goes on 2-second-adventure) I found the engine!

Olimar: We still need everything else.

Mochlum: But the engine is the most important!

Olimar: No.

Mochlum: YES! (falcon-punches Olimar)

TO BE FINISHED VERY SOON AND IF I FORGET REMIND ME!!!