Branch/Hospital

You go to the hospital, holding the unconscious Pre in your arms. Walking through the pearly-white spinny-door, you hear an awkwardly cheery "Ding dong~" noise.

Splice: Hello? Anybody home?

(Home? Home? Cheese. Home?)

Splice: Why does my echo always break? It's like the "Nyan Fall" ending!

The fourth wall is broken.

Break Count: 1

Walking through the hallways, you walk past a guy in a Telekinetic Wheelchair enjoying himself.

Psi-chair Guy: Whopee!

Also, Zeyphr is eerily staring at you from a window, but you don't notice, because she's trying to mess with you.

...

Splice: Hello? Nurse? I need some help...*Walks past an open door, then looks in the door*

A light-blue Chao with electric claws and a red and yellow Pheonix Crest on her head is appearing to be eating a patient (lolwut)...

???: WHAT?! *Turns around, with red liquit around her face*

Splice: Gyaaaa! *Drops Pre*

???:...What? I was just having an after-surgery snack. *Moves away to reveal a pile of Red Jelly sammiches on a white Chao's stomach*

Oh, wait, she was eating sammiches...

Splice: Phwew. For a sec, I thought you were eating him.

White Chao: Eff this, I'm outta here. *Flies out the window with a pair of firey wings*

Splice: Uh...oh...kaaaaay?

???: Dang it! He took my sandwhiches! I was up all night making those!

Splice: How much sandwhiches do you even have?

???: Ever heard of a sandwhich pantry?

Splice: O3O

???:-3-

Splice: Anywaaaay...I need some help.

???: What do you need help with? Tried to bungie-jump off the Cliff of Neutralus?

Later, at a cliff...

Metallic Chao: *Flies across screen*...aaaAAAaaa...

Close up on a green-and-blue Chao hanging from a bungie cord

Bungie Chao: I can't believe I talked myself into bungie-jumping off the Cliff of Neutralus...again.

Back at the hospital...

Splice: ...Uh...no. Uh, no.

???:Then what is it?

Splice: Ice, I was in a battle with an evil Aviraptor, and now...look what happened to Pre! *Holds up her unconscious body*

Ice:...OH DANG!

...

Ice:...Yeahhh, this is gonna take a while. Go rest in that convenient bed over there.

You walk over to the bed and fall asleep in it.

"Splice..."

A voice calls out to you.

"The Branch is corrupted..."

Branch? Corrupted?

"Find the Shards..."

Shards?

"Run..."

You wake up, questioning what had just happened. Looking to the side, you see an awake and fully-healed Pre drinking from an awkwardly huge can of Mountain Dew.

Pre: (Audible) Glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug

Splice: Pre.

Pre: Glug glug glug

Splice Pre?

Pre: Glug glug glug

Pre isn't listening to you!