The Kids of Oyster Harbour

In December 2018, The Steamed Clams Channel needed to avoid bankruptcy after the massive failure of reruns of old Shitpost episodes. The show was first designed to replace Shitpost in the schedule, but later became the sole reason behind the show's eventual cancellation. Local douchebag Laney PixelMiette currently takes credit for the idea of getting rid of Shitpost. Come on guys, it had its overly long, terrible run. It isn't coming back. Seriously.

 is a TV show airing on The Steamed Clams Channel daily. The series is currently slated for an April 2019 release, and is greenlit for 2 seasons.

Plot sypnosis
Set in the fictional Oyster Harbour Middle School, located in Toronto, this series follows the adventures of a 12-year-old half-devil boy named Lance Quin, and his 7th grade classmates. They encounter a variety of situations that range from mundane to strange, and they respond to them in equally odd ways.

Each episode focuses on a different group of students, but Lance is in every episode.

Lance's Circle:
(Basically consists of Lance and his closest friends)
 * Lance Quin is a half-devil half-human boy who is known for his adventurous and extroverted attitude. He makes new friends very easily, and is on good terms with nearly everyone he meets. He's nice and friendly to everyone, even those who dislike him. He loves trying new things, and has a liking towards sports and video games.
 * Hina Watanabe is a Japanese exchange student from Tokyo who is one of Lance's closest friends. She comes from a large family, she has 10 siblings - 5 sisters and 5 brothers. Hina tries her best to be friendly and kind, but she can also be very condescending and blunt. She also casually despises a deep hatred for peanuts, given that she is deathly allergic to them.
 * Yara Tamayo is a
 * Flynn Kincaid is a

Lance's other classmates:

 * Ruby Odegaard is the president of Lance's classroom. She always speaks formally and takes her role as class president very, very seriously. Though always trying to remain dignified and serious, Ruby has a short temper, and she can be dramatic - when completely denying something, she will shout her catchphrase, "No! No way! No!".
 * Dia De Graaf is Ruby's best friend who is Lance's class vice president. She takes her job less seriously than Ruby, which leads to a lot of arguments between the two. Despite this, they genuinely care for eachother and have a very tight bond.
 * Lara Akinlade is a cheerleader who is cold and abrasive. She thinks very highly of herself, and often gets annoyed with Lance and his friends.
 * Ash Anderson is an athletic, hyperactive girl who loves nothing more than a good old fashioned competition. She is very fast, and has a positive outlook on life.

Episode Policy

 * 1) Don't make the episodes too inappropriate.
 * 2) Do not change the premises of other episodes unless you have Pixel's written permission.
 * 3) Don't start plot arcs without Corey's written permission.
 * 4) If you want to discuss episode ideas, tell it to Corey on their message wall or their Discord DMs (Pennicillin#7609). If the idea is not approved by them, then don't make the episode. Simple as that.
 * 5) If an episode is in bold, that means it is finished.
 * 6) Each season has 22 episodes.