The Bunkest/Episodes/Season 1: Bunkest Scouts

"Bunkest Scouts" is the nineteenth episode of the first season of The Bunkest.

Synopsis
The Bunkmates form a scout group and go on a camping trip. Hilarity enuses.

Transcript
Narrator: Ah, Bikini Bott-, err I mean ze Bunkest! Shit!

Moch: ...I feel like camping today!

Moon Snail: Cool. ...Why?

Moch: I dunno. Just randomly felt the urge to go camping.

Moon Snail: Okay? Well, I won't object, but I found it a bit strange and-

Moch: Random?

Moon Snail: ...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

(Moon Snail sings "Bunkest Scouts")

Madi: I just heard you guys say that you were going camping! I'd love to come along! Maybe some of my Pokemon are gonna come along!

Moch: What Pokemon are you gonna bring?

Madi: Gust, Ursa, Zippity DoDa, and Exploud! I've already got my belt on!

Tornadospeed: I'd love to go camping, but you guys remember what happened last time, right?

(Cutaway shot to a massive raging forest fire, and Madi's Charizard, Charlie looking really guilty)

Madi: You are never going on a camping trip again!

(Cut back to the Bunkest)

Moch: Relax! This time, we're gonna make fire the old-fashioned way, with sticks and rocks!

Tornadospeed: That doesn't make me feel any better.

Timebomb: How about we go somewhere scenic like the Foolish Magistrate's village?

Moon Snail: Yeah! Or maybe anywhere else.

Bob: Moon Snail!

Moon Snail: What?

Flametail: I was thinking somewhere more segregated. Like, maybe out in the meadows.

Tornadospeed: Wait! I know the idea. This is gonna blow all of you people's minds!

Madi: What?

Tornadospeed: Camp Kidney!

(Everyone cheers in agreement)

Timebomb: Guys, how 'bout we build a new Random-ness Wiki Van to get us to Camp Kidney?



Phineas: The new and improved Random-ness Wiki Van is complete!

(Excited murmuring)

Timebomb: Alright, let's go!

Tornadospeed: Wait! Aren't we gonna pack?

Moch: I actually packed while Phineas and Ferb were building the New Random-ness Wiki Van! Check it out. (presents huge camping backpack full of stuff)

Tornadospeed: Whoa, real shit?

Moch: I got everything we need! I have enough tents to hold all of us, extra comfy sleeping bags, plenty of food and water, all the toiletries we need, you name it.

Moon Snail: That looks heavy.

Moch: No worries, I work out.

Timebomb: Alright, let's go!

(Everyone gets in the New Random-ness Wiki Van)

BJ: I'll drive.



BJ: Alright, we're here!

(The van pulls up to the entrance of Camp Kidney)

(Slinkman appears and walks up to the driver's window)

Slinkman: What is this? Who are you?

Ace: We're campers!

Slinkman: Campers, eh? Well sorry, but this camp is for Bean Scouts only.

BJ: I object.

Slinkman: No objections. If you're not Bean Scouts, you can't be here. I don't get paid enough to deal with this. (walks away)

Timebomb: Well fine! We'll make our own scout group!

Ace: That's a neat idea, actually.

Moon Snail: Yeah! We can do cool stuff and earn patches!

(General murmurs of agreement)

BJ: Alright, let's go drive into the woods then.

(The Van drives off)

Tornadospeed: You know, I'm glad we didn't get into Camp Kidney. Now we can camp in the woods, like true warriors of the wilderness.

Madi: And I'm excited to be a scout and do cool scout stuff! Maybe it might feel like home for Ursa! Right, Ursa?

Ursa: Ursaring!

Moch: It just to happens that I brought specially-fitted scout uniforms for everyone, and boxes pull of patches we can earn!

Moon Snail: That's convenient.

Ace: Wait, who's going to be our scoutmaster?

(Robbie Rotten appears)

Robbie Rotten: I will!

Madi: Okay...you know what? You should be our scoutmaster.

Robbie Rotten: Yes! thank you, young lady!

Moon Snail: Now that we have a scoutmaster, let's do this trip!



BJ: This looks like a good spot. (Parks the van)

(Everyone shuffles out of the van)

Robbie Rotten: Alright! Everyone got their uniforms on?

(Literally no one has their uniform on)

Robbie Rotten: Just put them on over your normal clothes. We need to move on to our first order of business.

(People put their uniforms on)

Robbie Rotten: As scoutmaster, I am in charge of awarding patches! And the first patch, the Tent Pitching Patch, will be awarded to everyone who helps put of all the tents!

Moch: (Puts down pack and takes out all the tents)

Robbie Rotten: And the second patch, the "Please Don't Do This to the Cats" Patch, will be awarded to everyone who ignores the oversexed cat fanatic, who wants to marry a Sagwa character!

Timebomb: Hey!