Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30357310-20190101020808/@comment-30126178-20190107213214

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Isabelle may yet be among the most powerful characters in the Smash Bros universe, let alone the entirety of fiction. Firstly, Isabelle's understanding of the laws of physics and mathematics competes with the most intelligent fictional beings. Isabelle obtains 1st class engineering, physical, chemistry and mathematical degrees as a hobby. Most notably, Isabelle CANONICALLY obtained 1st class degrees in physics, chemistry, mathematics, material science and all known branches of engineering from Harvard, Princeton, Stanford, Zurich, MIT, Cambridge, Imperial College London, Oxford, Tokyo, Berkeley, Munich, NYU, Kyoto, UCLA, Caltech, Bristol, Sydney and Toronto simulataneously, within three months. Isabelle attained 100% in all degrees at all the universities. Isabelle did this as a hobby. Isabelle's knowledge of the scientific and physical realm is near omniscient; her skills in engineering far surpass the Manchester Metropolitan University graduates such as Dr. Robotnik, Doctor Who, Otacon and Dr. Wily; Isabelle's skills and omniscience have enabled her to craft near-indestructible, exquisite weapons and items to be used at her disposal on the battlefield. Her simple yet effective fishing rods, axes and bowling balls have resisted hadoukens, Samus's charged plasma beam shots, missiles, super missiles, psychic and reality-warping Pokemon attacks, fireballs, magic beams, and attacks powered by the Triforce of Power; Isabelle's weapons and tools can deflect Super Sonic, the attacks of Ness and even the famed Falcon Punch (an attack that murderstomps all fictional beings, including DB characters like Goku and Beerus). Moreover, Isabelle is capable of crafting vehicles that move at MINIMUM subsonic speed (such as the exquisite Blue Falcon) within SECONDS (this is demonstrated by her final smash, where she constructs an entire house within 5 seconds that is capable of wiping out the entire Smash cast including Kirby, Dedede and Meta Knight). Isabelle also has near-infinite durability and stamina to match; Isabelle canonically works for 23 hours a day, only taking brief rest breaks, wherein she uses her omniscience to craft and build exquisite towns and politically manage entire villages with near-perfection. This demonstrates that Isabelle's durability and stamina is on par with the entire Dragon Ball universe. Isabelle is also capable of omnipresence; she has canonically PROVEN herself to warp reality and the dimension of time and space itself by making herself present in EVERY conceivable village in the Animal Crossing at the same time whilst also making herself present in Smash Ultimate. Given that Animal Crossing: New Leaf sold over 12 million copies, Happy Home Designer sold 3 million copies and the amiibo festival sold 1 million copies, this means that Isabelle is capable of active presence in AT LEAST 16 million places across the multiuniversal plane.

Isabelle's perception of time and space is beyond normal human comprehension; not only is she capable of crafting exquisite masterpieces such as the Blue Falcon that move at AT LEAST 10 times the speed of sound, but her "Stop Sign" taunt/ability in Smash Ultimate has proven itself CANONICALLY capable of stopping ALL beings in their tracks SUDDENLY, including Sonic. Sonic is capable of travelling at 3000mph within the games; he is capable of moving across entire universes within SECONDS in the comics. This means that Isabelle can perceive, react to and stop beings that move trillions of times faster than the speed of light by simply placing her reality-warping stop signs in front of them; moreover, the sudden stoppage of such a being would release enough thermal energy to destroy entire universes, meaning that Isabelle's durability is AT LEAST universal level.

This is just the icing on the cake. Isabelle's ability to pocket any non-melee attacks and fire them back with perfect precision and strength may be one of the most powerful abilities in all of fiction. In Smash, Isabelle has proven that she can absorb any projectile attack within her pocket dimension (the pocket dimension, like Kirby's food dimension, possesses infinite spatial and temporal properties; Isabelle's mastery of science has enabled her to create an infinite dimension within her own pocket). Isabelle deflects Hadoukens, all projectile weapons, energy/time/space/reality-warping attacks and beams from some of the most powerful fictional beings like Mewtwo, charged Plasma beams from Samus (these beams are capable of destroying almost any life form, but Isabelle absorbs them with ease) and magical runes from Fire Emblem characters, entire Phantom knights from Zelda, and projectile attacks conjured by the Triforce itself. This PROVES that Isabelle can pocket just about anything and store it within her exquisitely-crafted, perfect and infinite pocket dimension; indeed, she is definitely capable of absorbing spirit bombs, Kamekamehas, Darkseid's Omega Beams and Superman's Heat Vision with complete ease.

The Pocket ability is not just a defensive ability. Isabelle has PROVEN within smash that she can deflect all these abilities with PERFECT resemblance to their original use; she throws Snake's and Samus's missiles, beams etc with perfect speed, strength and accuracy that matches the incredible technology required to deliver plasma beams and missiles. Isabelle does this with her bare hands in SECONDS. Isabelle has also deflected every projectile known to the Smash roster with ease and perfection; she has delivered reality-warping Pokemon attacks, Earthbound attacks, the magic powers of the Triforce, Spirit Bombs, Omega Beams and Hadoukens with the same skill and mastery as their original users, within SECONDS. Spirit bombs and kamekamehas require extensive preparation and decades of training to use in ordinary circumstances; Isabelle can use them purely by reaching into her infinite dimension and flicking them at the opponent with her right paw.

Isabelle is a loveable, innocent and popular town secretary but she also possesses limitless potential that surpasses Goku, Beerus and Darkseid. She is only outmatched by Captain Falcon, whose Falcon Punches have been proven to send Gohan, Vegito and Majin Buu flying across universes and towards their certain deaths.