How to Make Bad Movies Good

Foodfight!

 * Having all the human shoppers look a lot better.
 * Making Mr. Clipboard more funny.
 * Not having Daredevil Dan's miss-mash talking go on and on and on.
 * Remove the creepy baby and replace it with a grocery bag.
 * Make the copyrighted ikes the main stars.
 * Redesign all of the characters so they look like THIS > Foodfight_redesign_by_ghost_peacock-d7f7zoj.jpg
 * Make it more like this!
 * Have it traditionally animated.
 * Don't you mean digitally animated?
 * Actually, it should be animated with Toon Boom, but have the style simulated to traditional animation.
 * Hire YouTube users and well-known voice actors to do the characters' voices in order to save budget.
 * Having the whole animation not stolen.

A Talking Cat

 * Make the film better. Nuff said.
 * Have the cat's mouth move.

The Lone Ranger

 * Have The Lone Ranger say "Hi-Yo, silver!" somewhere in the movie.
 * Make Tonto less creepy.

The Oogieloves In The Big Balloon Adventure

 * Replace the main characters with Mumfie, Scarecrow and Pinkey
 * The celebrities are replaced with Thomas the Tank Engine characters
 * Scarecrow looses his hat rather than his pants falling
 * The main characters are smarter than the original ones
 * The movie lasts half an hour.Mumfieoogieloves.png

Original Version

 * Make the intro take place in the old west and have the train robbery.
 * Make the turtles look better.
 * Make the jokes sound better.

Different Version

 * Make it what the fans wanted it to be.

Dinosaur Adventure

 * Make Kree the main character
 * REMOVE PEEK remove peek
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 * Learn to pronounce Dino.
 * Redub it with well-known voice actors.

Home Alone 3 & 4

 * Make the Home Alone series stop after 2...
 * No, make 3 and 5 different series, and name Home Alone 4 to Home Alone 3.


 * ...and make Home Alone 5 be known as "Home Alone 3" and also an spin-off sequel.

Free Birds (Though, I liked that movie, so respect my opinion.)

 * Replace the Chuck E Cheese's promotions with the Pizza Hut ones.
 * If the entire movie is more decent, though.
 * Have the film turn out to be a LSD-induced dream by two humans (a 13-year old tomboy girl and a 15-year old boy).

A Troll at Central Park

 * Switch its' ending with Little Shop of Horrors' ending (P.S., Little Shop of Horrors is a good movie).

Or, if we are doing this the right way...


 * Make the movie be about a troll from a fantasy world trying to survive in modern day New York.

The Nut Job

 * MAKE THIS FILM ABOUT WASPS BECAUSE THEY DESERVE TO HAVE THEIR REPUTATION RUINED
 * REPLACE THE BADGER WITH A HORNET
 * NOT TO GIVE SQUIRRELS BAD IMaGES
 * GLaDOS TO COME TO THE FILM AND KILL ALL THE WASPS AND THE HORNET.

Or, if we're doing this in Televisionforpeoplewithnailtoez's way


 * Make this film about conspiracy theorists since they are big liars and deserve to have their reputation ruined.
 * Replace the badger with the Sniper from TF2.
 * Have the conspiracy theorists and the Sniper switch roles, (Sniper is the main protagonist, and the conspiracy theorists are the main antagonists).
 * Harley Quinn and the Joker make a special appearence and help the Sniper kill the conspiracy theorists halfway through the movie.
 * And after that run Colonel Bleep shorts to pad out the running time.
 * Add a "s" to the end of the film's name.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (The 2014 Micheal Bay version)

 * Make the film better. Nuff said.
 * Don't hire Michael Bay.

Batman & Robin

 * Have the film be animated.
 * Give Mr. Freeze funnier jokes.
 * Lessen focus on visual effects.
 * Add Harley Quinn and have Arleen Sorkin reprise her role as Harley.
 * Use the voice actors from Batman: TAS.

The Groovenians (Pilot)

 * Switch the animation to hand-drawn.
 * Make the primary moral more relatable (in which that there are more important things than fun and art in certain conditions).
 * Have the first scene take place inside a stage.
 * Don't hire the B52s to sing the opening sequence in order to save budget.
 * Add more logic to the plot.
 * have mr krabs shapeshift into a krabby patty

Elf Bowling: The Movie

 * Alter the plot majorly to be more in-line with the game as well as the general story of Santa Claus.
 * Replace the penguins with leopard seals that are separate from Krampus.
 * Modify the characters' designs.
 * Rewrite the "Elves Better Be Happy" song to a catchier, more creative one dubbed "Cooperate, Elves!"
 * Take out unneeded product placements in favor of original, in-universe ones.
 * Have the Bowling Ball mentioned as a magical one that doesn't hurt the elves, just tickles them.
 * Introduce all main protagonists in the first and second scenes.
 * Replace Dingle with Krampus.
 * Remove the scene where the elves sing a song just because Santa's butt catches on fire.
 * It just doesn't make sense. Seriously, it's unnecessary.
 * Have it produced by Touchstone Pictures.

Tentacolino

 * Have it take place in 1992.
 * Make it a film where scuba divers discover the Titanic while facing extreme dangers.
 * Call it The Search of the Titanic.
 * Film it in live-action
 * Have it produced by 20th Century Fox.

Mars Needs Moms

 * Film it in live-action.
 * Give Milo's personality more depth.
 * Have it take place in the 1980's.
 * Have Raymond Ochoa play as Milo and Jennifer Aniston play as Mom.
 * Add subtitles to translate the Martians' speech.
 * Put in facts about parental care.
 * Ki is an outgoing, well-meaning Martian who isn't annoying.
 * Modify the morals.

Twilight Series

 * Remove all the purple prose.
 * Make Bella, Edward, and Jacob all smarter.
 * Have Bella befriend BOTH Edward and Jacob but reject both their advances as she needs no man.
 * Have Bella become a self-made woman and the Ambassador of Vampire-Werewolf-Human relationships, helping turn vampires, werewolves, witches, and fairies into respectable US citizens.
 * After Bella manages to turn vampires, werewolves, witches, and fairies into respectable US citizens, she goes travelling with the Doctor and isn't ever seen again.

Titanic: The Legend Goes On

 * Have it shot in live-action.
 * Three words: No anthropomorphic animals.
 * It defeats the realism of a historical film.
 * Have it reuse props from James Cameron's Titanic (such as the Titanic reconstruction).
 * Make it a kids' matinee film.
 * Remove the broken English.
 * Get rid of the rap music just to make it logical.
 * No! Rap is awesome! Getting rid of it would make it worse!
 * No offense, but rap didn't exist until the 1980's (Yes, it's true). Also, how would it suit a film about the Titanic? It would be, oh wait...
 * Okay. I Suppose. By the way, it began in 1979.
 * Interesting. Case closed.
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Here Comes Peter Cottontail: The Movie

 * Make the character designs less creepier.
 * In that case, make them cuter.
 * Have it in stop-motion.
 * Not hire Tom Kenny and other people to do the voices in order to save budget.

Cyberbully

 * Have it made in 2012.
 * Taylor Hillridge manages to get the cap off, overdoses, and dies, and the rest of the film is about Lindsay Fordyce and her fellow bullies going through community service.
 * Have it released in theaters.

Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa

 * Have it produced by Warner Bros. Animation.
 * Have it traditionally animated.
 * Yeah. It would look like a theatrical masterpiece instead of a low-budget late 90's internet cartoon.
 * Make Great Grandma readable.
 * Recast Todd with a male child actor.

Lucario and the Mystery of Mew (category5hurricane's opinion!)

 * Having Lucario not die
 * Instead, let Mew die
 * Giving Lucario a Dark Chocolate Bar
 * Amy is replaced with a strict nanny
 * Pikachu is replaced by Tico
 * Aaron keeps his Lucario

The Christmas Tree (1990 Direct-to-Video Film)

 * Have it released in 2000 as a TV special on Nickelodeon.
 * Have it made by Klasky-Csupo.
 * Show more emotion to the characters like they did with the black dog Licorice.
 * Fix all of the errors!
 * Recast the child characters with people that are not horrible adult actors, horrible child actors, or aliens posing as children trying to take over the world.
 * Replace the bear that looks like Baloo from The Jungle Book with a random polar bear.