Pantomime Mime in Schools

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Pantomime Mime in Schools is a pantomime and a spinoff of Pantomime Mime, touring public, private, and charter schools in every country to promote supportion of same sex marriage, freedom of choice, and listening to new wave music for children. It is a part of a larger assembly hosted by Lisa Chan in character as Lana.

Origins
Despite touring schools, the first performance of the pantomime was put on at the Metropolitan Opera House in New York City under the name of "Pantomime Mime Goes Bananas!". This performance was taped (with the assembly portions taped at a "pre-tour assembly" at John F. Kennedy High School in Tamuning, Guam) and released on home media and the internet, and as part of a "planning pack" for the schools.

Lana
The female lead protagonist of the show. Lana has two little sisters who are extremely fond of desserts (to the point that the three devoted their "Twelve Days of Christmas" rip-off to desserts).

Act 1
The play (and the assembly) begins with DEVO performing "Freedom of Choice". Afterwards, Lana, Mallow, Sarah and Harper begin introducing themselves.