The Legend of RANDOM PICTURE CAPTION CONTEST

Okay, here's how it works. For every picture, you put a caption. If your caption is the most random out of all the other captions for the pictures, you get a heart (❤). The user who gets the most hearts win Adventure

Chapter 1
♫Doo-doola dee-deedum!♪

Narrator: *ahem* Blah blah blah. Evil stuff happens to all of the good world. The evil tries to take over but a cookie came in and saved the world and tried to seal the evil. Here's a picture of the evil being pwned by the cookie.

Captions
Narrator: And as you know, peace has been restored to the world.

But, as always in these types of stories, something is about to go wrong...