Talk:Candace Died!/@comment-5522550-20111008070607/@comment-841928-20111016231721

I just created a mechanical exosceleton for the dog and I also have the unfunny sidekick! Sidekick:You know, it would only be luck if this plan actually worked. SHUT UP YOU!! YOU'RE JUST A UNFUNNY SIDEKICK! BOO YOU! Sidekick: (To self softly) I knew I should have gone to Harvard. Anyways, I put flying, bulgarian folk dancing, laser blasting, moar bulgarian folk dancing, pest removing, even moar bulgarian folk dancing, and defending against preaditors as certain features in the armor. Along with tons of sports gear and folk dancing gear, the dog can perform phyisical feats that only humans can do, including bulgarian folk dancing. I call it (pause for effect) THE IRON MUTT ARMOR! *cheering* Whaddia think?