User blog:Renegade Jade/The Happy, Slappy Birthday Blog

It's Septembr 20th! You know what that means? No, not 9 days after 9/11. IT'S MY BIRTHDAY, YOU IDIOT! Man, this is the 2nd birthday I've celebrated on here. GOD, it's been a long time. So, without further ado, let's get to the ca-*Sees a fat Pinkie Pie right next to an empty cake platter*

Pinkie: Geez, these celebrations never stop, do they?

Me: Give it back.

Pinkie: Well, if you say so... *Pulls the cake out of mouth, leaving it perfectly how it was before*

Me: Ew.

ANYWAYS, while we have Pinkie Pie-Spit-Covered cake, let's just celebrate my super smexy birthday, and hope this (healing) fever will go down soon.