User blog:J. Severe/The long-awaited RANDOM-NESS WIKI RPG will release tomorrow

DECEMBER 29, 2014 DEVELOPER ANNOUNCES THAT RANDOM-NESS WIKI RPG™ IS HITTING A COMPUTER NEAR YOU SOONER THAN YOU THINK

After a long time in development hell, audiences will be thrilled to hear that the highly-anticipated Random-ness Wiki RPG™ video game will finally be up for download tomorrow. Though it has gone through many different forms over its lengthy development time, the game's core has remained the same; the title follows fan favorite users from the wiki as they go on a grand adventure that will determine the fate of a very great thing, the world.

Prior to this announcement, many had assumed that the game had turned out to be vaporware, as director Phantom R left the wiki before the game was released to the public. However, thanks to R's hard work and support from the title's eager fanbase, he says, the game is finally ready to see the light. "I couldn't have made it to this point without everyone's support," Phantom R said in the press conference earlier today that proved the RPG was still alive, "and especially without the support of everyone who e-mailed us nudes these past few months. They gave the development team the confidence they needed," he proclaimed before laughing.

The reveal already made a big impact at the conference. Two attendees fainted from shortness of breath just a few seconds into R's speech, and a woman actually gave birth during it. She wasn't even pregnant beforehand.

Random-ness Wiki RPG™ is set to be released tomorrow for PCs. The game is rated FU by the ESRB.

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