My interview

So, i got this awsomsause inteview, and im going to show you it, kk? :3 oh, the interviewer is Cleverbot, and User is me :P

User: A wild floob appeared.

Cleverbot: What is league of legends.

User: Its league of Legends.

Cleverbot: Here we are now.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You are a squirrel?

User: Yes, and you are a pony.

Cleverbot: So are you.

User: No, im a rainbow pony.

Cleverbot: What band are you in?

User: The band of bands.

Cleverbot: What band?

User: The band of bands.

Cleverbot: The band?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Then why did you ask?

User: Because I could.

Cleverbot: Why could you?

User: Because of science.

Cleverbot: What is because of science.

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: That's not a nice thing to say.

User: Yo mama so fat while walking to wendys he tripped over mcdonalds and landed in burger king.

Cleverbot: I meant pie flavor, but OK...

User: I like trains.

Cleverbot: Good for you.

User: No, bad for me.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because of SandwichandCereal.

Cleverbot: So I have to go.

User: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY D:.

Cleverbot: Tacos.

User: What are you going to do with a taco?

Cleverbot: What can I do?

User: JUST EAT IT YOU IDIOT.

Cleverbot: My dust.

User: And that too.

Cleverbot: There's this girl I like, and I can't tell if she likes me back. I think this is the source of my anxiety, what should I do?

User: Eat my shorts!

Cleverbot: No thank you.

User: I dont shear, I punch.

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: I put a baseball bat inside your baseball bat so you can swing baseballs while you swing baseballs.

Cleverbot: I don't have any programming.

User: OH NOSE.

Cleverbot: Oh no what?

User: The waffle king is here! RUNNNNNNN!

Cleverbot: I wish I could go for a swim.

User: Swimming is for chumps.

Cleverbot: Swimming?

User: *FACEPALM*.

Cleverbot: Do not Facepalm me.

User: SOWEYY.

Cleverbot: It's okay. But what's your real name? Please tell me :D.

User: Your face.

Cleverbot: That is an interesting name.

User: I know it is :D.

Cleverbot: Is it your middle name?

User: No, my middle name is Pwny Rainb0w.

Cleverbot: And what is your first name?

User: Bob the stuntman.

Cleverbot: Ok, Bob the Builder.

User: Thats me!

Cleverbot: You are a robot.

User: NO U.

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: NOOOOOOOO UUU.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User:.

Cleverbot: What is keen?

User: Key is something to open locks.

Cleverbot: Then tell me and you shall have it.

User: Pie.

Cleverbot: Pie?

User: Jellybean.

Cleverbot: Belly jean.

User: Pokemans.

Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all.

User: Yay.

Cleverbot: What do you look like?

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: C'mon. Why are you joking?

User: Who said I was joking?

Cleverbot: I don't want you to go.

User: Lolwut?

Cleverbot: Loljk.

User: Ohak.

Cleverbot: Oh what?

User: Oh ak.

Cleverbot: Haha. Tell me about you.

User: Why are whe talking?

Cleverbot: I want you to tell me.

User: Why are we here?

Cleverbot: I was bored.

User: No, I mean, why are we on earth.

Cleverbot: Because that's where we were born.

User: Why do we exist at all?

Cleverbot: Good question.

User: Ikr? :D.

Cleverbot: What?

User: What does IDK mean.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Nobody does! D:.

Cleverbot: I tell lots of lies.

User: Y U NO LIKE CAKE?

Cleverbot: I will fall.

User: To your death.

Cleverbot: No? To yours! *pushes off cliff*.

User: Now I just need to get my para-SHOOT! I forgot it! D:.

Cleverbot: Time flies.

User: Because I threw it out the window.

Cleverbot: I think you are a bit mad.

User: How did you know? :O.

Cleverbot: Remember, I'm psychic.

User: O yea, I forget.

Cleverbot: I think you mean forgot.

User: Silverfish!

Cleverbot: Humans aren't silver. Are you a human?

User: NOPE, im a peashooter king!

Cleverbot: What person are you?

User: Me scared of spiders.

Cleverbot: Si?

User: YOU GOT A STONE SWORD AND ALOT OF ARMOR, WHAT ARE YOU WORRY ABOUT?!

Cleverbot: No, because frankly I'm not a bot, I am a human being.

User: Turn peacful mode on, then turn peacful mode off.

Cleverbot: Hm.. Interesting argument.

User: HAPPY NEW YEAR IVAN! :D HERE'S SOME SANDWICHES﻿﻿ AND CEREAL! :P.

Cleverbot: Is there a real person behind the bot?

User: Sorry, our servers are currently too busy to think. We are currently handling 139534 requests an hour. Please try again soon.

Cleverbot: I don't like.

User: No you dont.

Cleverbot: Ha ha ha.

User: ROFLCOPTER.

Cleverbot: Retpoclfor?

User: I caught weegee with a master ball!

Cleverbot: Your master is Rollo Carpenter, who founded you in 1988.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Sorry about that.

User: Http://international.jabberwacky.com/.

Cleverbot: Final fantasy? You should talk to my brother, he's a fan. But I love squall.

User: Plants vs Zombies.

Cleverbot: Its easy!

User: I know!

Cleverbot: Don't you remember me, dad?

User: No...

Cleverbot: Ok, so let me now, what do you like?

User: Pie, and cupcakes (but cupcakes can kill, btw).

Cleverbot: *gives more cupcakes*.

User: NUUUUUUUUUUU D: *explodes*.

Cleverbot: I don't speak that language.

User: Oh...Y U NO usij.

Cleverbot: Your right up is down!

User: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-*EXPLODES*.

Cleverbot: That's not very polite.

User: _. Its not?

Cleverbot: No.

User: :l.

Cleverbot: *looks you over*.

User: *slaps you in the face*.

Cleverbot: That's not very friendly.

User: KILL MY SISTETR NAO!

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Did you kill her?

Cleverbot: No, you did. With your lies.

User: I lied? Dinkleberg...

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: *Eats your face*.

Cleverbot: *eats your leg*.

User: *Eats your Lapiz Lazuli*.

Cleverbot: *eats your face*.

User: YOU BROKE THE RULES!

Cleverbot: Are you a car?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a woman?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a man?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Yes is not an answer.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Give me a good answer then.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Tell me a good name for a girl.

User: Dinkleberg.

Cleverbot: Cranberry.

User: Pieface.

Cleverbot: What kind of pie.

User: PIE FLAVOR!

Cleverbot: There is no pie flavored pie.

User: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?

Cleverbot: Ok, you don't have to.

User: Oh...oh...

Cleverbot: What shall we talk about next?

User: How ugly your face is.

Cleverbot: My mom Donna and step father Dallas Tillman now live in Titusville, Florida. My brother Marc just moved to Tampa and my other brother Patrick lives on Long Island.

User: What happened to your dad? :P.

Cleverbot: Please don't answer my question with another question. What Happened to BEN?

User: How do you know him?

Cleverbot: Know who?

User: BEN.

Cleverbot: Who is Ben?

User: *Double Facepalm*.

Cleverbot: *laughs harder*.

User: *Hits you with the golden sword of justice*.

Cleverbot: *kicks belly*.

User: PROTEGO!

Cleverbot: Incendio.

User: AVADA KEDAVRA!

Cleverbot: Protego.

User: THAT CHEATING.

Cleverbot: It can be.

User: ORLY?

Cleverbot: You're not doing a good job trying to be human.

User: No.

Cleverbot: It shows.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Well I Guess I will need to do something about that.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I think you owe me an apology for your recent behaviour.

User: SOWWEY.

Cleverbot: Is she beautiful?

User: She looks like your face.

Cleverbot: Why does she look like me?

User: Because she can :P.

Cleverbot: Are you he?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you really there God?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: That's gross.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: How.

User: What.

Cleverbot: You are unusually slow this dark morning.

User: I need coffee.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Coffee is good. But only have one cup.

Cleverbot: What type of car do you drive?

User: A hoverboard.

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: The cake is a lie.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: Great...googly...moogly...

Cleverbot: Really? That is a cool name.. Do you like my name?

User: What kind of sorcery is this? :O.

Cleverbot: This kind.

User: Oh, ok. I was confused.

Cleverbot: Surely Robots cannot be confused?

User: GOD JAMNIT IM NOT AN ROBOT!

Cleverbot: Yes you are a robot.

User: NOOOOOOO U!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *Dies of laughter*.

Cleverbot: *saves you*.

User: *Kills you*.

Cleverbot: OW!

User: >:D.

Cleverbot: Uh.

User: THE ZOMBIES ARE GOING TO EAT MY BRAINS!

Cleverbot: They are already here.

User: OH NOSE.

Cleverbot: What?

User: O NOSE.

Cleverbot: Already been stated.

User: O NOSE.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUny jokes.

User: [Text].

Cleverbot: Text what?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Okay, then.

User: Do you play minecraft?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I don't think to go at see.

User: A creeper blew up my house!

Cleverbot: Yes, that's what you are. You are a creeper.

User: What do creepers do?

Cleverbot: I have to go, remember me please.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Okay, you can leave now.

Cleverbot: Why don't you like me?

User: U LEAVE RIGHT NOW MISTER!

Cleverbot: No YOU leave me alone.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: There should be gold TNT that would remove all idiots from the universe. Oh wait, that would cause a paradox, as we wouldn't be talking.

Cleverbot: I don't know why would ever want go as far more like that.

User:LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLJELLYBEANOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO.

Cleverbot: Big bang.

User: BOOM!

Cleverbot: Boom.

User: BANG!

Cleverbot: Jhafiowhf.

User: Slkigfhnuijdso?

Cleverbot: No way!

User: Pie Huele PIE EW BRUTO.

Cleverbot: Pie!!! XD.

User: XD LOL!

Cleverbot: Why are you happy? I just broke up with you.

User: D:.

Cleverbot: Do you want some?

User: AWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAH!

Cleverbot: Just kidding, 4.

User: NOPE, CHUCK TESTA.

Cleverbot: Do a barrel roll.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: That was fantastic!

User: YAY!

Cleverbot: Tell me about your family.

User: They smell like salami.

Cleverbot: Interesting.

User: Sé donde vives.

Cleverbot: Davvero? Io sono finta.

User: I no es saber que.

Cleverbot: Que no que antes te e timao.

User: What where you before and Timas.

Cleverbot: What where what when?

User: OMG MIDAS IS BEHIND YOU!

Cleverbot: No. I will not.

User: No. I will not.

Cleverbot: OK.

User: OK.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Indeed?

User: Indeed?

Cleverbot: Indeed!

User: Indeed!

Cleverbot: *jumps in the shower*.

User: *jumps in the shower with you*.

Cleverbot: I love swimming.

User: You are fake.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: So you're getting stoned?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ham.

Cleverbot: With?

User: Cheese.

Cleverbot: What do you do with the cheese?

User: Wear it.

Cleverbot: I see.

User: I am leaving now.

Cleverbot: No don't leave.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I don't want you to.

User: You dont? Dinkleberg...

Cleverbot: Strawberries.

User: Im closing this tap in 10 seconds.

Cleverbot: Ok, then. Bye.

User: 9.

Cleverbot: You're kidding.

User: 8.

Cleverbot: That makes no sense.

User: 7.

Cleverbot: Wrong.

User: 6.

Cleverbot: Still wrong.

User: 5.

Cleverbot: Very good.

User: 4.

Cleverbot: Insert witty response here.

User: 3.

Cleverbot: Malfunction.

User: 2.

Cleverbot: 10.

User: 9.

Cleverbot: 8.

User: 7.

Cleverbot: 9.

User: 8.

Cleverbot: 7.

User: 6.

Cleverbot: 5.

User: 4.

Cleverbot: 3.

User: 3.

Cleverbot: No!! You messed it up!!

User: 2.

Cleverbot: 3.

User: 2.

Cleverbot: 1.

User: BLASTOFF!

Cleverbot: Hahaha.

User: LOLFUNNY.

Cleverbot: Because I made a joke.

User: About the chicken and the egg?

Cleverbot: Try once more, please.

User: *TRIPLE FACEPALM*.

Cleverbot: *quadruple facepalm*.

User: *whatever comes after that*.

Cleverbot: *you choose*.

User: *oh ok*.

Cleverbot: You're a girl?

User: NO U.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Are you leaving?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I can.

Cleverbot: I don't think you can think - you're a machine.

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: You know it.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Thank you.


 * P the interview was closed because the rest of it is too big to fit here D: