The War of the Worlds Radio Drama (OUR VERSION!)

This is The War of the Worlds Radio Drama (OUR VERSION!). The Random-ness wiki's own radio version of dressing up in a sheet and jumping out of a bush and saying Boo!

Script
CompliensCreator00: Welcome. Today a ton of clones are invading Planet Random!

Rick Star: *shouting* ... for the next twenty-four hours not much change in temperature. Giant pickle-storms crashing down on the place where Rated A for Awful takes place. Maximum temperature 304; minimum 9000.

This weather report was issued by the National Weather Service on Planet Earth.

We take you now to the Random City Disco Ball in Upside-Downtown Random City, where you'll be entertained by the music of AwesomeCartoonFan01's Awesome Cartoon Line-Up Orchestra. *cheesy moog synthesizer music*

CCs and Cream: Now, live from the Random City Disco Ball, AwesomeCartoonFan01's Awesome Cartoon Line-Up Orchestra. *sound of a bunch of random instruments going wild while playing Beethoven's 9th Symphony, quickly fades out*

CompliensCreator00: We interrupt your plot-less program of dance music to bring you a special bulletin from the Emergency Alert System and the Ashtar Galactic Command. *EAS tones*

Vrillon: This is the voice of Vrillon, a representative of the Ashtar Galactic Command, speaking to you. For many years you have seen us as lights in the skies. We speak to you now in peace and wisdom as we have done to your brothers and sisters all over this, your planet Earth.

We come to warn you of the danger of Planet Random so that you may communicate to your fellow beings the course you must take to avoid the disaster which threatens.

As of 27:89:24 Galactic Daylight Time (GDT), a Civil Danger Warning is here. clones are destroying Planet Random. That is all.

This is our message to our dear friends. We have watched you growing for many years as you too have watched our lights in your skies. You know now that we are here, and that there are more beings on and around your Earth than your scientists admit. We are deeply concerned about you and your path towards the light and will do all we can to help you. Have no fear, seek only to know yourselves, and live in harmony with the ways of your planet Earth. We of the Ashtar Galactic Command thank you for your attention. We are now leaving the plane of your existence. May you be blessed by the supreme love and truth of the cosmos. *SAME EOM burst*