How to Make a Really Big Mess

The steps on how to make your bedroom a huge mess! Make sure the mess is in the room!

What You Need

 * A fan (MOST IMPORTANT)
 * A toilet
 * A digestive system
 * A toxic gas suit
 * A nuke
 * A nuke testing site
 * Vacuum cleaner
 * A bedsheet
 * Bacon
 * Potato chips
 * Expired milk
 * Marshmellows
 * Spagetti
 * Three Pickles
 * Watermelon
 * An Adventure Time action figure
 * Raw steak
 * A cup
 * A blender
 * A freezer
 * Ketchup
 * Clothes
 * Shredder

1. How to Splatter Gross Stuff Around

 * 1) Go poop.
 * 2) Get a toxic gas suit.
 * 3) Pick up the poop.
 * 4) THROW IT IN THE FAN!

2. How to Break Your Toys

 * 1) Take some toys to a nuke testing site.
 * 2) Leave them there.
 * 3) Wait till they EXPLODE!
 * 4) Get the remaining debris of the toys with a vacuum cleaner. (ONLY of the toys)
 * 5) Freeze them into one big block.
 * 6) THROW IT IN THE FAN!

3. How to Not Make Your Bed

 * 1) Rip apart your sheets.
 * 2) Swallow the ripped segments (all of them).
 * 3) Poop out the smallest ones.
 * 4) THROW IT IN THE FAN!

4. How to Spill Crumbs

 * 1) Aquire these foods: bacon, potato chips, expired milk, marshmellows, spagetti, three pickles, watermelon, an Adventure Time action figure and raw steak.
 * 2) Blend them togethor in the blender. YEP, THE BLENDER!
 * 3) Pour the liquid into a cup and put it in the freezer.
 * 4) Take out the ice thing after 15 1/2 hours.
 * 5) Squirt it with ketchup.
 * 6) THROW IT IN THE FAN!

5. How to Throw Your Clothes on the Floor

 * 1) Bunch up your clothes.
 * 2) But them threw the shredder.
 * 3) Freeze the remains.
 * 4) THROW IT IN THE FAN!

6. How to Tell Your Parents About the Mess

 * 1) Tell them that you have to confess that your room is a mess.
 * 2) Say "My clothes are on the floor, I have crumbs on the floor, my bed isn't made, my toys are broken and I have gross stuff on the ground.*
 * 3) Lead them to your room.
 * 4) They will faint.
 * 5) Pick them up carefully.
 * 6) THROW THEM IN THE FAN!