Random-ness: The Platformer

Random-ness: The Platformer is an upcoming action adventure puzzle RPG random epic platformer video game for the Wii, DS, 3DS, PS3, and XBox 360.

Gameplay
The gameplay is similar to most platform games. Duh. There controls are jump, duck, attack, and an unlockable random move. You jump, explore, escape, pwn enemies, fight stronger enemies in RPG-like battles, solve puzzles and challenges, and so forth. Meh boi.

Plot
Sorry that theres so much detail.

Beginning
The game starts in Random City. Tornadospeed tells the player that he needs more chocolate coins for Tornadobanks since he ran out of them. Soon after, Mochlum tells the player that he's out of coffee beans, Kh2cool tells you that his Cafe is out of everything, ok you get it everything in the city is vanishing. The player enters a Tutorial Stage set in Random City. After the Tutorial, a black portal appears and out comes Klasky Csupo. Klasky tells the player and the civilians that in order to take over the world he must replace it with his own. He then sucks most civilians (who gets sucked in is undecided at this point) in a portal and escapes, leaving the player and several users (whos left is undecided at this point). The player goes to the Random Mini Mart and can choose one weapon for 20 Randocents (Choices include Cheese Slices (melee) Beaminator V1 (blaster) Fried Chicken (boomerang)). Then (s)he goes in an adventure!!!

More soon. GTG now tho.