Random-ness Sins/Super Smash Bros.

Super Smash Bro.s for the Nintendo 64 was released in 1999. Nowhere near as good as its sequels, but still fun if only for a while.

Sins

 * And... that's the thing. It is only fun for a while. (ding)
 * The intro is... okay... but nothing groundbreaking. (ding)
 * The 1P Mode of the game is, fun, and longer than the Classic Mode in Melee, and whilst I would like to remove a sin for that, I will instead have to reward a sin due to the fact that the solo options in this game as shallow as f**k. (ding)
 * Holy s**t, this game is slow paced. It takes forever to begin a match and everything! Don't tell me it used a lot of power for a N64 cartridge, that's no good f**king excuse! (ding)
 * Race to the Finish is very fun and entertaining in Melee, here... it is pretty freaking lame. (ding)
 * Master Hand is so f**king boring in this game. He doesn't even have most of his cool moves. Plus, the motherf**king b**ch takes its time to die. (ding)
 * Shallow versus mode is shallow. (ding)
 * Hell, I know, I know, it is the first game in the series, but they didn't really even try to give us alternative options. No tournaments, no special battles, no nothing. Just Break the Targets, Board the Platforms, a shallow Classic Mode predecessor, which I'm gonna add another sin for (ding), and a shallow versus mode that will entertain you for five minutes. (ding)
 * From what I remember, Kirby has no side B in this game at all. I will add a sin for it right now, if it turns out I am wrong, I will take it off. (ding)
 * You fight Captain Falcon on a Metriod stage. (ding)
 * You fight Ness on a Kirby stage. (ding)
 * They could have at least gave these two characters different music or something. (ding)
 * In fact, there is an unlockable Mario stage, the only unlockable stage in the game. Instead of having that, they could have given us a stage for Captain Falcon and Ness. Freaking heck, even a mixture stage would be fine with me. (ding)
 * Also, barely any unlockables. (ding)
 * There is no All Star Mode either, so unless you like playing as a certain character or just want to be a completionist, you have no point on unlocking everybody. (ding)
 * The music in this game is alright, but nothing special. (ding)
 * The stages are... ehhh... The only one I find interesting is the Metroid one. (ding)
 * And finally, the fact that the game is as shallow as anything. I don't hate this game, it's cool, but just has barely anything to keep you hooked for even an hour, unless you suck at completing games and want to complete it, for whatever reason. (ding)
 * Sin Counter: 19
 * Sentence: Dragon Warrior: The Fighting Game