Captain Mochlum

Captain Mochlum is a captain of a pirate ship. It's called The Monetreme's Revenge. He's kool. W00T- I mean- AR! He's kinda krazy though.

Stuff Pertaining to Him That's Random

 * He has a peg leg.
 * He has a hook.
 * He has an eyepatch.
 * He has a golden tooth.
 * He has a pet monkey named Jack.
 * He doesn't brush his teeth.
 * His role model is Jack Sparrow.
 * His enemy is the Crocidile. (background music goes all mysteriousy and stuff)
 * He has a sea vessel! W00T W00T! THE MONETREME'S REVENGE! But u already know that. W00T W00T!
 * He was banished from Disney for trying to kill the Peter Pan costume man, thinking he was the real one.
 * He secretly likes Phineas and Ferb and he secretly watches it in his cabin while he says he's studying the tidal charts.
 * He... needs a bath but he'll never do it.
 * He... is me! AHOY MATEY!