The Epic Story Of Meap's Death

DIS PAGE IS MOCHLUM'S SO DON'T EDIT OR ELSE I'LL DOOM YOU!

The story... of how Meap... met his death.

Things in *s mean it was translated

Chapter One: The Beginning (I know how the title is kinda on the nose, but it's the best that I could think of)
Meap: (with mustache) This is the story. Of how I died-

Zachary Levi: THAT LINE'S COPYRIGHTED SO SHUTTUP!

Meap: Learn manners, man.

Zachary Levi: YEY! MANNERS! PLEASE, THANK YOU, EXCUSE ME! YUMYUM.

Meap: You disgust me. (walks away) I'm SOOOO bored. Wish I had friends.

Sonic: I'm your friend, Meap.

Meap: You are? Aaaah. That's so-

Sonic: SHUTTUP! I HATE WHEN YOU GO SOFTY, I'M ONLY FRIENDS WITH THE TOUGH MEAP!

Meap: Uh....

Sonic: JUST, GO!

Meap: Wow. This is the seconde time you had such a violent mood swing.

Sonic: YEAH?! SINCE WHEN?!

Meap: Um... coughcoughtheepicstoryofmeap:mochlum'sverioncoughcough.

Sonic: WHAT KINDA COLD IS THAT?!?!?!

Meap: It was called-

Sonic: I'M LEAVIN!

Meap: ಠ_ಠ (storms away)

Meap: I have so many enemies.

Aunt Steve: OH BOY, YOU MEAN LIKE ME?

Meap; Uh...

Aunt Steve: I'm bad. (steals Meap's Mustache)

Meap: MEAP! *GIMME THAT!*

Aunt Steve: W00T I'LL NEVER! (disappears from existance)

Meap: Meap... meap. *That was weird... as if someone was oblitering her- or him- from existance...*

Mustache Vendor: Wanna new mustache folk?

Meap: Meap. *Sure*

Mustache Vendor: Okay. That'll be two thousand dollars.

Meap: 0_0 Meap. *Uhg. Life is hard.*