Talk:Reasons why Magikarp is the best pokemon ever/@comment-4165786-20120415020259/@comment-4059089-20120415020446

Why Magikarp is AWESOME!

1: He knows Splash.
Okay, face it. He's awesome because he knows the strongest move in all the games- Splash. Splash is a move that makes Magikarp hop. It's hopping is so HAWT that it causes the pokemon to instantly "faint" at it's sight. It has a power of -- (because it instantly makes the pokemon "faint") and never misses! Best of all, it learns it at level 1, meaning it is it's first move! So having the strongest move in the game as it's first move would give it a good edge in battles!

2: He knows Splash.
Okay, face it. He's awesome because he knows the strongest move in all the games- Splash. Splash is a move that makes Magikarp hop. It's hopping is so HAWT that it causes the pokemon to instantly "faint" at it's sight. It has a power of -- (because it instantly makes the pokemon "faint") and never misses! Best of all, it learns it at level 1, meaning it is it's first move! So having the strongest move in the game as it's first move would give it a good edge in battles!

3: He knows Splash.
Okay, face it. He's awesome because he knows the strongest move in all the games- Splash. Splash is a move that makes Magikarp hop. It's hopping is so HAWT that it causes the pokemon to instantly "faint" at it's sight. It has a power of -- (because it instantly makes the pokemon "faint") and never misses! Best of all, it learns it at level 1, meaning it is it's first move! So having the strongest move in the game as it's first move would give it a good edge in battles!

4: He knows Splash.
Okay, face it. He's awesome because he knows the strongest move in all the games- Splash. Splash is a move that makes Magikarp hop. It's hopping is so HAWT that it causes the pokemon to instantly "faint" at it's sight. It has a power of -- (because it instantly makes the pokemon "faint") and never misses! Best of all, it learns it at level 1, meaning it is it's first move! So having the strongest move in the game as it's first move would give it a good edge in battles!

5: He knows Splash.
Okay, face it. He's awesome because he knows the strongest move in all the games- Splash. Splash is a move that makes Magikarp hop. It's hopping is so HAWT that it causes the pokemon to instantly "faint" at it's sight. It has a power of -- (because it instantly makes the pokemon "faint") and never misses! Best of all, it learns it at level 1, meaning it is it's first move! So having the strongest move in the game as it's first move would give it a good edge in battles!

6: He knows Splash.
Okay, face it. He's awesome because he knows the strongest move in all the games- Splash. Splash is a move that makes Magikarp hop. It's hopping is so HAWT that it causes the pokemon to instantly "faint" at it's sight. It has a power of -- (because it instantly makes the pokemon "faint") and never misses! Best of all, it learns it at level 1, meaning it is it's first move! So having the strongest move in the game as it's first move would give it a good edge in battles!

7: He knows Splash.
Okay, face it. He's awesome because he knows the strongest move in all the games- Splash. Splash is a move that makes Magikarp hop. It's hopping is so HAWT that it causes the pokemon to instantly "faint" at it's sight. It has a power of -- (because it instantly makes the pokemon "faint") and never misses! Best of all, it learns it at level 1, meaning it is it's first move! So having the strongest move in the game as it's first move would give it a good edge in battles!

8: He knows Splash.
Okay, face it. He's awesome because he knows the strongest move in all the games- Splash. Splash is a move that makes Magikarp hop. It's hopping is so HAWT that it causes the pokemon to instantly "faint" at it's sight. It has a power of -- (because it instantly makes the pokemon "faint") and never misses! Best of all, it learns it at level 1, meaning it is it's first move! So having the strongest move in the game as it's first move would give it a good edge in battles!

9: He knows Splash.
Okay, face it. He's awesome because he knows the strongest move in all the games- Splash. Splash is a move that makes Magikarp hop. It's hopping is so HAWT that it causes the pokemon to instantly "faint" at it's sight. It has a power of -- (because it instantly makes the pokemon "faint") and never misses! Best of all, it learns it at level 1, meaning it is it's first move! So having the strongest move in the game as it's first move would give it a good edge in battles!

10: He knows Splash.
Okay, face it. He's awesome because he knows the strongest move in all the games- Splash. Splash is a move that makes Magikarp hop. It's hopping is so HAWT that it causes the pokemon to instantly "faint" at it's sight. It has a power of -- (because it instantly makes the pokemon "faint") and never misses! Best of all, it learns it at level 1, meaning it is it's first move! So having the strongest move in the game as it's first move would give it a good edge in battles!

1: He knows Splash.
Okay, face it. He's awesome because he knows the strongest move in all the games- Splash. Splash is a move that makes Magikarp hop. It's hopping is so HAWT that it causes the pokemon to instantly "faint" at it's sight. It has a power of -- (because it instantly makes the pokemon "faint") and never misses! Best of all, it learns it at level 1, meaning it is it's first move! So having the strongest move in the game as it's first move would give it a good edge in battles!

2: He knows Splash.
Okay, face it. He's awesome because he knows the strongest move in all the games- Splash. Splash is a move that makes Magikarp hop. It's hopping is so HAWT that it causes the pokemon to instantly "faint" at it's sight. It has a power of -- (because it instantly makes the pokemon "faint") and never misses! Best of all, it learns it at level 1, meaning it is it's first move! So having the strongest move in the game as it's first move would give it a good edge in battles!

3: He knows Splash.
Okay, face it. He's awesome because he knows the strongest move in all the games- Splash. Splash is a move that makes Magikarp hop. It's hopping is so HAWT that it causes the pokemon to instantly "faint" at it's sight. It has a power of -- (because it instantly makes the pokemon "faint") and never misses! Best of all, it learns it at level 1, meaning it is it's first move! So having the strongest move in the game as it's first move would give it a good edge in battles!

4: He knows Splash.
Okay, face it. He's awesome because he knows the strongest move in all the games- Splash. Splash is a move that makes Magikarp hop. It's hopping is so HAWT that it causes the pokemon to instantly "faint" at it's sight. It has a power of -- (because it instantly makes the pokemon "faint") and never misses! Best of all, it learns it at level 1, meaning it is it's first move! So having the strongest move in the game as it's first move would give it a good edge in battles!

5: He knows Splash.
Okay, face it. He's awesome because he knows the strongest move in all the games- Splash. Splash is a move that makes Magikarp hop. It's hopping is so HAWT that it causes the pokemon to instantly "faint" at it's sight. It has a power of -- (because it instantly makes the pokemon "faint") and never misses! Best of all, it learns it at level 1, meaning it is it's first move! So having the strongest move in the game as it's first move would give it a good edge in battles!

6: He knows Splash.
Okay, face it. He's awesome because he knows the strongest move in all the games- Splash. Splash is a move that makes Magikarp hop. It's hopping is so HAWT that it causes the pokemon to instantly "faint" at it's sight. It has a power of -- (because it instantly makes the pokemon "faint") and never misses! Best of all, it learns it at level 1, meaning it is it's first move! So having the strongest move in the game as it's first move would give it a good edge in battles!

7: He knows Splash.
Okay, face it. He's awesome because he knows the strongest move in all the games- Splash. Splash is a move that makes Magikarp hop. It's hopping is so HAWT that it causes the pokemon to instantly "faint" at it's sight. It has a power of -- (because it instantly makes the pokemon "faint") and never misses! Best of all, it learns it at level 1, meaning it is it's first move! So having the strongest move in the game as it's first move would give it a good edge in battles!

8: He knows Splash.
Okay, face it. He's awesome because he knows the strongest move in all the games- Splash. Splash is a move that makes Magikarp hop. It's hopping is so HAWT that it causes the pokemon to instantly "faint" at it's sight. It has a power of -- (because it instantly makes the pokemon "faint") and never misses! Best of all, it learns it at level 1, meaning it is it's first move! So having the strongest move in the game as it's first move would give it a good edge in battles!

9: He knows Splash.
Okay, face it. He's awesome because he knows the strongest move in all the games- Splash. Splash is a move that makes Magikarp hop. It's hopping is so HAWT that it causes the pokemon to instantly "faint" at it's sight. It has a power of -- (because it instantly makes the pokemon "faint") and never misses! Best of all, it learns it at level 1, meaning it is it's first move! So having the strongest move in the game as it's first move would give it a good edge in battles!

10: He knows Splash.
Okay, face it. He's awesome because he knows the strongest move in all the games- Splash. Splash is a move that makes Magikarp hop. It's hopping is so HAWT that it causes the pokemon to instantly "faint" at it's sight. It has a power of -- (because it instantly makes the pokemon "faint") and never misses! Best of all, it learns it at level 1, meaning it is it's first move! So having the strongest move in the game as it's first move would give it a good edge in battles!

So there you have it! That is why Magikarp is awesome.