Can I have a Puppy? (Sequel to can I have a turtle?)

Kid: Can I have a puppy?

Dad: NO! You're still grounded.

Kid: But I want it!

Dad: I said no.

Kid: Throws a tantrum.

Dad: *Eats kid* Much better, oh $#!%! I forgot about his iPod

57 hours later

Dad: *Poops out kid* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Kid: Can I have a puppy?

Dad: *Smacks forehead*

THE END