The Bunker/Episodes/Episode 176: Secrets Revealed

Episode 176 Yah!

Part 1:I bought an airplane
(everyone's watching tv in the living room)

ACF:Where's Bob?

Mario:He's been gone all week.

Blossom:Maybe he went outside to get some fresh air..?

Buttercup:Who gets fresh air for 7 days?

Blossom:I don't know.

Bob: *Walks into the Bunker* Hai guys.

ACF:You've been gone all week, what happen?

Bob:We'll first I went to Justin Beiber's evil fortress to tell him to end the war..

ACF:What happen?

Bob:He catapulted out his window, I fell into the ocean and was just lying on a peice of drift wood for three days.

Dot:How'd you get back to the Bunker then?

Bob:I went on a deserted island that had lots of cool stuff.

ACF:Like...

Bob:A Life Supply of Wii U's, Stacks of Money and Fancy Soaps!!

Mochlum:Wii U? Stacks of Money? And Fancy Soaps??!! Can we see it!!??

Bob:I left it all at the island, your gonna have to go yourself.

Everyone: -_____________________-

Bob:What?

ACF:Nevermind, but there's no way were floating on a peice of drift wood to get to an island.

Bob:We'll I bought an airplane from the island.

Buttercup:You could'a put the Wii U's, fancy soups and stacks of money in the air plan- *face palms* Lets just go.

Part 2:Flying in the sky..
Bob:Okay were about to go into the air.

ACF:Are you sure you know how to drive?

Bob:I know ACF, just let your Uncle Bob take care of it.

Bubbles:Your not her uncl-

Bob:Hold that thought!!


 * flies into the air*

Bob:Keep all hands and feet out the window, and keep your mouth open to swallow a bug!!

Blossom:Isn't that the other way around?

Bob:NO.

Wakko:Okay.. *swallows bug*

Buford: .....I'm just going to deal with it.

ACF: *gets on intercom* This is your co-captain speaking. So far, the plane HASN'T crashed landed....YET. So Carpa Diem everybody....And pony. *gets off intercom*

Bob: Since when were you co-captain?

ACF: Since always.

Bob: ...Okay....*keeps driving the plane*

Kh2:How long before we go to the island?

Bob:When I say so.

Dan:What a rip off! What kind of airplane doesn't have a tour??

Bob:This one has a tour, $5 per costumer.

Dan:Now that's a good deal.

Bob:Okay..umm..on your left you can see some blue stuff.

Dan:..The Ocean...?

Bob:And on your left you can see green stuff.

Dan: .......

Bob:And on your up you can see white stuff.

ACF: *sigh* *facepalms*

Bob: What? He said a tour.

Tornadospeed: Good tour. Worth the 5 bucks. (eats popcorn)

ACF: ANYWAYS...

Mochlum: HEY GUYS, I BOUGHT AN IN-FLIGHT MOVIE! (inserts disc)

Pinkie: What movie is that?

Toon Link; Please don't tell me it is-

Doofenshmirtz: PLEASE TELL ME IT IS-

Mochlum; It is the Super Mario movie!

Doofenshmirtz; YES!

Toon Link: NO!

Yoshi: NO! FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, DO NOT WATCH IT! I SUCK IN IT!

Mochlum: Oh please. I've seen plenty of sucky movies, I can survive it. But you guys, your gonna DAI!

Bob: (looks back from pilot seat, sees movie, and dies)

Mochlum: THE PLANE IS CRASHING!

Doof: Thanks to you. -_-

Mochlum: Well- YOU WANTED TO WATCH THE MOVIE!

ACF: WE GOTTA SAVE BOB! (gives Bob CPR)

Mochlum: IT WENT DOWN! (plane crashes into ocean)

(everyone gets out with life jackets)

Tornadospeed: (still eating popcorn) How will we get to shore?

Mochlum: Uh. (glances at side) Driftwood!

Wakko: ACF, I don't think that's how you do CPR.

ACF: Orly?

Wakko: Yup. *walks to Bob and puckers lips*

Bob: Okay I'm up!!

Mario: If this is the end..I play Sony, Microsoft, Sega, Atari and anything not Nintendo Sometimes.

Wario: You son of a noob!! *strangles Mario*

Kh2: Okay, Wario he plays non-nintendo games..So what?

Wario: Well fine..but if this is the end, I'm dating Rosilina.

Waluigi: You son of a noob!! *strangles Wario*

Mochlum: I HATE PURPLE! *strangles Waluigi*

Bob: MOCHLUM IS EVIL! *strangles Mochlum*

Tornadospeed: What the fawk is dis sheet

Sandy: If this is the end, Spongebob and Patrick are my best friends.

Squidward: You son of a noo- I mean nevermind.

Mochlum; If this is the end- (pulls out cheese enchilada) My favorite food... a perfect time to have it. (eats it) Oh, and me and Pinkie got engaged last week.

Bob: Congratulations!

Mochlum: Thanks! We were waiting to tell you guys. :)

Tornadospeed:

Bob:-Oh yeah and I give Pinkie Pie goo goo eyes at her, everyday.

Mochlum: *strangles Bob* SHUT UP BOB! so, pinkie... Wanna get married now! Before we die?

Pinkie: Sure! Cause when in the ocean no marraige certificate is required!

Mochlum: Okay!

(Mochlum and Pinkie kiss)

Audience: Awwwwww.

Kh2: ....

ACF: ..........................................My best friend married Mochlum..................Okie.

Pinkie Pie:Oh and I am in a three some with Chuck the Chicken.

Mochlum:You son of a noob! *strangles Chuck the Chicken*

Emma Watson:What about me? D:

Mochlum: Your dating Ron now! We broke up because a long-distance relationship would be too hard! Your still my friend!

Pinkie; Me too!

Redsox: *comes out of plane bathroom* .......How come I come in at the strangest times? Oh well, I got Dashie! Come on, RD. Let's make out in the sunset. *both leave*

Tornadospeed: Hm. Awkward moments here. Now then. We could either build a ladder into space, try to fix the plane, use the working plane parts to build a boat, or use island resources to build a raft.

Mochlum: Or I can explode us to shore (explodes which causes the driftwood to fly into the distance)

JB; (on island) BY JOVE, I'VE FOUND SOMETHING NEW! AN ISLAND FULL OF UNREALEASED WII US! I SMELL MONEY!

(everyone lands on island with driftwood)

JB: Wut

Bob: What do you know, it is the island!

ACF: yay. Wait. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

JB: STEALING! (grabs all the Wii Us and runs)

Mochlum: OHH LOOK A STICK! (picks it up then throws it to the side)

JB; DOH! (trips on stick and drops Wii Us into ocean)

Ocean: YOU DARE TRASH THIS AMAZING TREASURE! YOU MUST DAI! (turns into whirlpool and sucks up JB)

Everyone: Yay!

Ocean: YOU GUYS WILL DAI TOO!

Everyone: CRAP!

Part 3: Water Battle
CC00: I remembered, uh, I have a science convention to get to. (gets on Nyan Cat 2 and Flies away) Bye.

ACF: Now Prof. Wright is gone.....Wonderous.....Also.....I LIKE YA-

Everyone else: WE KNOW.

LiaFH: Anyone else?

Kh2:If this is the end..I used Mochlum's Wii Remote to unclog my toilet!!

Mochlum:You son of a noob!!

Water Monster: You guys gonna kill me?

Mochlum: WE CAN'T KILL WATER!!!

Water Monster: YOU CAN IF YOU SEPERATE MY ATOMS ONE BY ONE!

Mochlum: mmmK. (uses atomic-atom ray to seperate water molecules)

Water Molecules: (grow super huge and carry Mochlum towards volcano)

Pinkie; MOCH! WE GOTTA SAVE HIM! (uses grappling hook to garb him but JB blocks it)

JB: YOU'LL NEVER GET YOUR ANNOYING BOY-FRIEND!

Pinkie: But-

JB: NEVER!

Pinkie: It looks like YOU are gonna get a girl to touch you in an inapropriate place. (kicks JB in the balls)

Everyone: BURN!!!!

JB: MY......... my...... mah ballz.....

Pinkie: (runs after water molecules to save Mochlum)

ACF: .... *goes up to JB and kicks him the the balls* And THAT'S for kidnapping me in Season 1

(4th Wall breaks)

Mochlum: (about to be threwn in volcano) NUUUU!

Pinkie; (goes to water molecules and uses her ninja skills to kick all of them in the balls at once)

Mochlum: PINKIE! :D

(Water molecules drop Mochlum... into the lava)

Pinkie: MOCHLUM! (grabs onto his arm) ARE YOU OKAY?

Mochlum; Yeah.

Pinkie: I can't grab you! You're too heavy!

Mochlum; I'M 80% PERCENTILE! THAT ISN'T THAT HEAVY! PLEASE DON'T LET GO!

Pinkie: I'll never let go!

Bob:Can you guys please stop making out, We need to focus on telling our secrets. Such as I like Tara :)

Mochlum: ...........I'M ABOUT TO DIE HERE YOU MIGHT AS WELL HELP!

Bob: (helps Pinkie pull Mochlum up)

Mochlum: You saved me Pinkie! :D

Bob; So did I...

Mochlum: Shut up or I'll kill you. BY THROWING YOU INTO LAVA!

ACF: *gives a VERY hard glare at Moch*

Mochlum: ........I'll kill you too.

(Nyan Cat 2 passes bye and captures Mochlum)

CC00: Ohai Mochlum! When did you get here?

Pinkie: For the next few episodes, can we just be friends?

Mochlum: Why do you say that.

Pinkie: The romance is making a few of the Bunker members taking turns drowning.

Dan: *everyone looks at Dan* What I hate love.

ACF: ANYWAYS....

Mochlum: Well Dan, I hate YOU! (punches dan)

Everyone: BURN!!!

Pinkie: Yay we can keep being married!

Tornadospeed: Hey, what the heck happened to the abomination of H 2  O?

Narrator:Hold the phone, You guys can't get married.

Mochlum:Why?

Narrator:Because Mocha-

Mochlum: ..... *kills Narrator*

Tornadospeed: Hey, that episode is supposed to be an Easter Egg for one of the DVDs.

Fourth Wall: *Vanishes entirely*

Tornadospeed: Sweet! Unlimited interaction between medias!

ACF: .....That episode never happened.....

Pinkie:He's got a point, we started dating last month, maybe we should be friends for a while.

Bob:Okay lets reveal more secrets, I drorpped Bubbles toothpaste in the toilet and I put it back on the counter without washing it.

Bubbles: *begins to get sick*