The Bunker/Episodes/Torandoes, Pizzas, and Other Random Crap

lol bunker edit.

I have no idea on what to say.
Brand Sparkling New Narrator: THE BUNKER!

(in Ako's bedroom)

Ako Berkowitz: Time to watch TV.

(on Nick Jr. Cable Channel 4, WJZB 14-THF)

Blueberry Momo: Listen up viewers! We have Broken News! A man has went into a cardboard box and has time traveled to November 25, 2015, watched Finding Dory, and gave it a gigantic thumbs up.

(on Nick Jr. Cable Channel 5, NASA Network)

(nothing)

(cricket noise)

(on Nick Jr. Cable Channel 6, The Cruddy Ripoff Channel)

(in the middle of a episode of The Adventures of Sam Strawberry)

(color bars)

Alert Tone: BEE-BOP BEE-BOP BEE-BOP BEE-BOP-

Texas Accent Man: This is the 18th wing command post. As of 27:32 local, a Tropical Storm Warning has been issued for small parts of Japan, and the Tri-State area. It was declared by commander Steve Burns, part-time Entertainer and the original host of the long-running children's television program Blue's Clues. Take shelter now! I repeat, as of 27:32 local,  a Tropical Storm Warning has been issued for small parts of Japan, and the Tri-State area. Command post out. *hangs up*

(silence)

(more silence)

Computer Voice: If you like to make a call, please hang up and try again. If you need help, hang up and dial the operator.

(even more silence)

Phone Noise: BABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABBABABA

BABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABA

BABABABABABABABA-

Phone Noise: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(viewing guide)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

(Alert shuts off)

(On Nick Jr. Cable Channel 7, TRET)

Weatherman: We are tracking a Tornado coming from the Tropical Storm, called Cheeseburger.