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<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-transitional.dtd">     var _errs=["4f8d6eb91f628f645c0671a9"];(function(a,b){a.onerror=function{_errs.push(arguments)};    var d=function{var a=b.createElement("script"),c=b.getElementsByTagName("script")[0];     a.src="//d15qhc0lu1ghnk.cloudfront.net/beacon.js";a.async=!0;     c.parentNode.insertBefore(a,c)};a.addEventListener?a.addEventListener("load",d,!1):     a.attachEvent("onload",d)})(window,document); var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-3227477-1']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageLoadTime']); _gaq.push(['_setCustomVar', 1, 'User_Type', 'member', 2]); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function {    var ga = document.createElement('script');     ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 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font-weight: bold; font-size: 90%; background-image: url('http://static.bitstrips.com/1.3/images/nav_header/button_date3.png'); background-repeat: no-repeat; background-position: center center;">Friday, June 8, 2012 <div class="outer_box"> <p class="center" style="padding: 0px; margin-bottom: -7px; margin-top: 0px;"> <img src="[view-source:http://static.bitstrips.com/1.2/images/top_strips.png http://static.bitstrips.com/1.2/images/top_strips.png]" width="287" height="45" alt="Top Strips"/> <p class="center" style="padding-top: 30px;"><img src="[view-source:http://static.bitstrips.com/1.3/images/indicator.gif http://static.bitstrips.com/1.3/images/indicator.gif]"/> <div class="ob_bottom"> <div class="obb_left left"> <p class="pg_title">Community Comics <a href="[view-source:http://bitstrips.com/challenge/PQM8S/ /challenge/PQM8S/]"><img src="[view-source:http://static.bitstrips.com/blurbs/MK8KS_LKG.png http://static.bitstrips.com/blurbs/MK8KS_LKG.png]" width="350" height="220" style="margin: 2px 3px; margin-bottom: 4px;"/></a> <a href="[view-source:http://bitstrips.com/theme/SP0MS/ /theme/SP0MS/]"><img src="[view-source:http://static.bitstrips.com/blurbs/thumb_34LMS_LKG.png http://static.bitstrips.com/blurbs/thumb_34LMS_LKG.png]" width="175" height="110"/></a> <a href="[view-source:http://bitstrips.com/inthenews/P6HVS/ /inthenews/P6HVS/]"><img src="[view-source:http://static.bitstrips.com/blurbs/thumb_L6HVS_S.png http://static.bitstrips.com/blurbs/thumb_L6HVS_S.png]" width="175" height="110"/></a> <a href="[view-source:http://bitstrips.com/challenge/JWM8S/ /challenge/JWM8S/]"><img src="[view-source:http://static.bitstrips.com/blurbs/thumb_K88KS_LKG.png http://static.bitstrips.com/blurbs/thumb_K88KS_LKG.png]" width="175" height="110"/></a> <a href="[view-source:http://bitstrips.com/challenge/JKDF/ /challenge/JKDF/]"><img src="[view-source:http://static.bitstrips.com/blurbs/thumb_3b4c6f050677d94ac6b0a28fbe36bddd.png http://static.bitstrips.com/blurbs/thumb_3b4c6f050677d94ac6b0a28fbe36bddd.png]" width="175" height="110"/></a> <p class="pg_title">My News <div class="pageone_bigbox" style="height: 443px;"> <p style="text-align: center; margin-top: 30px;"><img src="[view-source:http://static.bitstrips.com/1.3/images/indicator.gif http://static.bitstrips.com/1.3/images/indicator.gif]"/> Loading <div id="more-news" class="clickable hide" style=" position: absolute; right: 0px; bottom: 0px; font-size: 70%; font-weight: bold; padding: 4px;" onclick="$(this).hide.parent.css('overflow', 'auto');">More... 			<p class="pg_title">Bitstrips News <p class="news_item"> <a href="[view-source:http://bitstrips.wordpress.com/2011/12/07/bitstrips-for-schools-wins-best-in-e-learning-the-digi-awards/ http://bitstrips.wordpress.com/2011/12/07/bitstrips-for-schools-wins-best-in-e-learning-the-digi-awards/]">Bitstrips for Schools wins Best in E-Learning @The Digi Awards!</a> <i style="color: #EEE;">Wed, 07 Dec 2011</i> <p class="news_item"> <a href="[view-source:http://bitstrips.wordpress.com/2011/11/18/art-update-were-all-a-few-pixels-thinner/ http://bitstrips.wordpress.com/2011/11/18/art-update-were-all-a-few-pixels-thinner/]">Art update: We’re all a few pixels thinner</a> <i style="color: #EEE;">Fri, 18 Nov 2011</i> <p class="news_item"> <a href="[view-source:http://bitstrips.wordpress.com/2011/09/22/say-goodbye-to-summer-with-a-new-batch-of-props/ http://bitstrips.wordpress.com/2011/09/22/say-goodbye-to-summer-with-a-new-batch-of-props/]">Say goodbye to Summer with a new batch of props!</a> <i style="color: #EEE;">Thu, 22 Sep 2011</i> <p class="news_item"> <a href="[view-source:http://bitstrips.wordpress.com/2011/03/30/unignore/ http://bitstrips.wordpress.com/2011/03/30/unignore/]">Unignore the ignored</a> <i style="color: #EEE;">Wed, 30 Mar 2011</i> <p class="news_item"> <a href="[view-source:http://bitstrips.wordpress.com/2011/03/10/hide-your-body/ http://bitstrips.wordpress.com/2011/03/10/hide-your-body/]">Is your Body getting you down? Hide it!</a> <i style="color: #EEE;">Thu, 10 Mar 2011</i> <p class="news_item"> <a href="[view-source:http://bitstrips.wordpress.com/2011/03/08/avatar-swapping/ http://bitstrips.wordpress.com/2011/03/08/avatar-swapping/]">Avatar Swapping</a> <i style="color: #EEE;">Tue, 08 Mar 2011</i> <p class="news_item"> <a href="[view-source:http://bitstrips.wordpress.com/2011/03/04/new-scenes/ http://bitstrips.wordpress.com/2011/03/04/new-scenes/]">March Scene Update</a> <i style="color: #EEE;">Fri, 04 Mar 2011</i> <p class="news_item"> <a href="[view-source:http://bitstrips.wordpress.com/2010/11/15/announcing-the-kinect-comic-challenge/ http://bitstrips.wordpress.com/2010/11/15/announcing-the-kinect-comic-challenge/]">Announcing the Kinect Comic Challenge!</a> <i style="color: #EEE;">Mon, 15 Nov 2010</i> <p style="text-align: right;"><a href="[view-source:http://bitstrips.wordpress.com/ http://bitstrips.wordpress.com/]">Read More news</a> <div class="obb_right right"> <p class="pg_title">Channels and Contests <a href="[view-source:http://www.teletoon.com/en/bitstrips/ http://www.teletoon.com/en/bitstrips/]" target="_new"><img src="[view-source:http://static.bitstrips.com/blurbs/1315fff8c65c0e3d173a08320ba229fa.png http://static.bitstrips.com/blurbs/1315fff8c65c0e3d173a08320ba229fa.png]" width="350" height="220" style="margin: 2px 3px; margin-bottom: 4px;"/></a> <a href="[view-source:http://www.bitstripsforschools.com/ http://www.bitstripsforschools.com/]"><img src="[view-source:http://static.bitstrips.com/blurbs/e629c5e510bd5edfd55e731363b94a7c.png http://static.bitstrips.com/blurbs/e629c5e510bd5edfd55e731363b94a7c.png]" width="350" height="220" style="margin: 2px 3px; margin-bottom: 4px;"/></a> <p class="pg_title">Featured Series <a href="[view-source:http://bitstrips.com/series/17LL/ /series/17LL/]"><img src="[view-source:http://static.bitstrips.com/sb/17LL_1.png http://static.bitstrips.com/sb/17LL_1.png]" width="350" height="220" title="Bright Future" style="margin-left: 2px; margin-top: 3px; margin-bottom: 4px;"/></a> <a href="[view-source:http://bitstrips.com/series/J7GQ/ /series/J7GQ/]"><img src="[view-source:http://static.bitstrips.com/sb/J7GQ_1_thumb.png http://static.bitstrips.com/sb/J7GQ_1_thumb.png]" width="175" height="110" title="Atmospherics"/></a> <a href="[view-source:http://bitstrips.com/series/4J19/ /series/4J19/]"><img src="[view-source:http://static.bitstrips.com/sb/4J19_1_thumb.png http://static.bitstrips.com/sb/4J19_1_thumb.png]" width="175" height="110" title="Partners [1]"/></a> <a href="[view-source:http://bitstrips.com/series/PNCP/ /series/PNCP/]"><img src="[view-source:http://static.bitstrips.com/sb/PNCP_1_thumb.png http://static.bitstrips.com/sb/PNCP_1_thumb.png]" width="175" height="110" title="Stars On 45 Wars"/></a> <a href="[view-source:http://bitstrips.com/series/MP37/ /series/MP37/]"><img src="[view-source:http://static.bitstrips.com/sb/MP37_1_thumb.png http://static.bitstrips.com/sb/MP37_1_thumb.png]" width="175" height="110" title="The End is Nigh"/></a> <p class="pg_title">Editorial <a href="[view-source:http://bitstrips.com/series/V/read.php?comic_id=JWQMP /series/V/read.php?comic_id=JWQMP]"><img src="[view-source:http://static.bitstrips.com/editorial/ed1983326.png http://static.bitstrips.com/editorial/ed1983326.png]" width="354" height="364" alt="Editorial" border="0"/></a> <div class="nav-bubble current_user"> <p class="user_name">Hello <a href="[view-source:http://bitstrips.com/user/413334/ /user/413334/]">faves3000</a>! <p class="user_options"><a href="[view-source:http://bitstrips.com/account/ /account/]">SETTINGS</a> | <a href="[view-source:http://bitstrips.com/pageone/?logout=1 /pageone/?logout=1]" onclick="return logout;">LOGOUT</a> <div class="user_image"><a href="[view-source:http://bitstrips.com/user/NKHJ/ /user/NKHJ/]"><img class="fixme" src="[view-source:http://images.bitstrips.com/bb/bb8430653.png http://images.bitstrips.com/bb/bb8430653.png]" alt="faves3000" title="faves3000" width="60" height="84"/></a> <div class="chatterbox_top"> <div class="chatterbox_middle"> <p class="user_status"> Heh heh... 					<p class="user_time timeago" style="margin-right: -2px; padding-top: 2px; padding-bottom: 1px; float: none;" title="2012-06-04 04:20:03Z">4 day ago <div class="chatterbox_bottom"> <p id="status_toggler" class="update clickable blue_link" onclick="status_toggler; launch_chatter;">Update your status <div id="status_updater"> <div id="status_updater_flash">To update your status, please install the latest version of flash <script type="text/javascript"> function launch_chatter { var data = {}; data['pack'] = "eJwlzkEKgzAQQFECIlgRKV4kySQx8TIlM86Ai9pirPteoDfsXdrS%2FX%2FwT63qH4W3yzLXnTMA4Jo1X7keJB9cQGs95CPv%2BVdU75f0B29lua1V197zupf6ef6ziZwXT4AB0UQkP2qxhmi00VEwZKdgYzQoybmRkoWEPgISCxlhmBN334%2BFS6OU%2BgDKfCqs"; data['char_id'] = "1525606"; data['char_id_version'] = "13"; swffer("status_updater_flash", "http://cassets.bitstrips.com/swfs/23/ChatterBox.swf", data, 390, 170); } 									<p class="center hide" id="chatters_back"> <a id="chatters_back" href="[view-source:http://bitstrips.com/pageone/# #]" onclick="return chatters_page(0);">Latest Updates</a> <div class="user_image"><a href="[view-source:http://bitstrips.com/user/4KH5/ /user/4KH5/]"><img class="fixme" src="[view-source:http://images.bitstrips.com/bb/bb8477532.png http://images.bitstrips.com/bb/bb8477532.png]" alt="XxMarkxX" title="XxMarkxX" width="54" height="84"/></a> <div class="chatterbox_top"> <div class="chatterbox_middle"> <p class="user_status"> not the glitch again <div class="chatterbox_bottom"> <p class="user_time timeago" title="2012-06-08 19:36:42Z">1 minute ago <div class="user_image"><a href="[view-source:http://bitstrips.com/user/4KH5/ /user/4KH5/]"><img class="fixme" src="[view-source:http://images.bitstrips.com/bb/bb8477511.png http://images.bitstrips.com/bb/bb8477511.png]" alt="XxMarkxX" title="XxMarkxX" width="54" height="84"/></a> <div class="chatterbox_top"> <div class="chatterbox_middle"> <p class="user_status"> <div class="chatterbox_bottom"> <p class="user_time timeago" title="2012-06-08 19:35:39Z">2 minute ago <div class="user_image"><a href="[view-source:http://bitstrips.com/user/4KH5/ /user/4KH5/]"><img class="fixme" src="[view-source:http://images.bitstrips.com/bb/bb8477361.png http://images.bitstrips.com/bb/bb8477361.png]" alt="XxMarkxX" title="XxMarkxX" width="54" height="84"/></a> <div class="chatterbox_top"> <div class="chatterbox_middle"> <p class="user_status"> i dont wanna <div class="chatterbox_bottom"> <p class="user_time timeago" title="2012-06-08 19:26:41Z">11 minute ago <div class="user_image"><a href="[view-source:http://bitstrips.com/user/4KH5/ /user/4KH5/]"><img class="fixme" src="[view-source:http://images.bitstrips.com/bb/bb8477331.png http://images.bitstrips.com/bb/bb8477331.png]" alt="XxMarkxX" title="XxMarkxX" width="54" height="84"/></a> <div class="chatterbox_top"> <div class="chatterbox_middle"> <p class="user_status"> ummm whats ftw short for? never heard of it 	<div class="chatterbox_bottom"> <p class="user_time timeago" title="2012-06-08 19:25:11Z">13 minute ago <div class="user_image"><a href="[view-source:http://bitstrips.com/user/PNF5/ /user/PNF5/]"><img class="fixme" src="[view-source:http://images.bitstrips.com/bb/bb8477223.png http://images.bitstrips.com/bb/bb8477223.png]" alt="Missingno" title="Missingno" width="69" height="85"/></a> <div class="chatterbox_top"> <div class="chatterbox_middle"> <p class="user_status"> F***! MY NOSE! <div class="chatterbox_bottom"> <p class="user_time timeago" title="2012-06-08 19:18:46Z">19 minute ago <p class="center" id="chatter_nav"> <a id="chatters_next" href="[view-source:http://bitstrips.com/pageone/# #]" onclick="return chatters_page(1);">Earlier -&gt;</a> &copy; 2011, Bitstrips Inc. 				<a href="[view-source:http://bitstrips.com/about.php /about.php]">About us</a> <a href="[view-source:http://bitstrips.com/contact.php /contact.php]">Contact us</a> <a href="[view-source:http://bitstrips.com/press.php /press.php]">Press</a> <a href="[view-source:http://bitstripsdev.wordpress.com/ http://bitstripsdev.wordpress.com/]">Developers' Blog</a> <a href="[view-source:http://bitstrips.com/terms.php /terms.php]">Terms of use</a> <a href="[view-source:http://bitstrips.com/privacy.php /privacy.php]">Privacy Policy</a> <a href="[view-source:http://corematrix.org/ http://corematrix.org/]" style="margin: 0px;"><img class="fixme" src="[view-source:http://static.bitstrips.com/1.2/images/main/core.png http://static.bitstrips.com/1.2/images/main/core.png]" width="15" height="19" alt=""/></a> <a href="[view-source:http://corematrix.org/ http://corematrix.org/]">Produced by Core Matrix</a> <div id="bug_form"> Please select one of the following options: <p style="margin-left: 20px;"> <input type="radio" name="bopt" onclick="$('.bugs').hide; $('.broken').show;"> Something is broken/isn't working <p style="margin-left: 20px;"> <input type="radio" name="bopt" onclick="$('.bugs').hide; $('#bother').show;"> Someone is bothering me If someone is bothering you, use the <a href="[view-source:http://help.bitstrips.com/m/help_docs/l/55259-how-do-i-ignore-someone http://help.bitstrips.com/m/help_docs/l/55259-how-do-i-ignore-someone]">Ignore button</a> to block them. They won’t be able to contact you or comment on your strips and you won’t see their comics anymore. <a href="[view-source:http://help.bitstrips.com/m/help_docs/l/55259-how-do-i-ignore-someone http://help.bitstrips.com/m/help_docs/l/55259-how-do-i-ignore-someone]">See how to ignore someone</a> If someone is making hateful or abusive content on Bitstrips, <a href="[view-source:http://bitstrips.com/pageone/# #]" onclick="$('.bugs').hide; $('.report').show;">report the user</a>. Report a User for Hateful or Abusive Content Your email address: <input id="bug-email" type="text" value="jhayd2000@yahoo.com" name="email"/> <p class="hide report" id="report-extra"> Please include a link to the hateful or abusive comment or comment below. 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