A Pantomime Mime Valentines

A Pantomime Mime Valentine's is a upcoming pantomime and Pantomime Mime-spinoff, set to play from February 1st to the 4th at the Metropolitan Opera House, with additional performances through February if requested.

Lana
The female lead protagonist of the show.

Mallow


Mallow has a thing for cooking, breaking the fourth wall and making random pop culture references. She is also bisexual, and is dating Star Butterfly.

Arylon
A dancing girl known as the "Spirit of the Ring", who lives in a gold ring.

Dancers
Four men in somewhat revealing attire who dance alongside Arylon whenever she's on the stage.

Devo
A group of 5 men wearing yellow radiation suits and plastic red flowerpots on their heads. In this play, they are dating/are married to:


 * Josh 1 - Linka Loud
 * Jerry - Helen Henny (she is used as an advertising ploy for Chuck E. Cheese's during this pantomime)
 * Mark - Flying Princess Pony Head
 * Bob - Azzie
 * Josh 2 - Laila



Laila
A beautiful white pooch. She is Josh 2's wife.

Elijah Eubank (MegaToon1234)
Some self-insert who seems very crazy and he claims to be a super epic ladies-man. He is married to Minerva Mink, and they have had 2 human babies and 5 anthropomorphic mink babies since Tito Dick Visits Pantomime Mime's events.



Bridget
A mouse lady who appears in the play as the other female lead protagonist.

Chuck E. Cheese
He is used as an advertising ploy for Chuck E. Cheese's during this pantomime.

Luan


A tween lesbian who is going insane right now. It is revealed that she has had a crush on Maurecia since the first grade, and the two later enter into a relationship.

Maurecia
A tomboy skater girl and Luan's lesbian love partner.

Act 1
The play begins with Devo performing "Girl U Want" and then "Boy U Want", followed by them performing "Pink Pussycat" and "Sloppy (I Saw My Baby Gettin')". Afterwards, Lana, Mallow, Sarah and Harper begin introducing themselves, while Mallow begins doing a striptease. Instead of Robbie Rotten covering the striptease, it's Chuck E. Cheese. He exclaims "Hey kids! This is not for you!" and trots off.