Teh Hunger Gaims

Written bah Suzane Cawllinz

Script
Katniss Neverclean: MAH GIRL, YOU LOOK LIKE A DUCK!

Primrose: Hey! How offensive!

Effie: THE GIRL TRIBUTE OF DISTRICT 12 IS PRIMROSE EVERDEEN!

Katniss Neverclean: YAY!

Primrose: (rolls eyes)

Katniss Neverclean: I VOLUNTEER!

Primrose: (unrolls eyes)

Katniss Neverclean: Thank you!

Effie: PEETA MELARKY!

Peeta: MY NAME HAS NO Y THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

Effie: Shuttup.

2 weeks later
Cato: I'M ON A BOAT!

Thresh: No...

Katniss: WE R IN TEH ARENA YOU IDIOT!

Rue: dai.

Thresh" No...

Cato: I'M ON A BOAT!

Thresh: No...

Rue: (asplodes everything except Katniss)

Katniss: PIE!!!!!!

Rue: (asplodes Katniss) I WON!