Do this when you have robbed a bank and are universally wanted!

Mr. Police Guy of Epicness: I HAVE STUPIDITY RUNNING THROUGH MY VEINS THANKS TO YOU!

You: I LOVE YOU!

NESS: You ate my chicken wing of Purpleness..... HOW COULD YOU!!!

You: You're so epicly awesome!

Complien: YOU MADE THE SMURFS POPULAR! BLARG!

You: LET'S DATE!

My Friend Issac: I came from West Virginia to DESTROY YOU!!!!

You ('cause your from Michigan): You're my best friend!

Me: I REALLY REALLY LOVE YOU!

You: ARG! I HATE YOU! YOU'RE STILL RIPOFFING PHINEAS AND FERB!