A Quality Take on a Spammy Advert

(Chen and Ran are seen by a fireplace, with laptops. Yukari enters the scene, holding a laptop)


 * Yukari: What are you girls playing?
 * Ran: We're supposed to be playing Perfect Cherry Blossom, but this one player keeps ruining my experience.
 * Chen: Is it TheBoundary78?
 * Ran: Yeah, TheBoundary78.
 * Yukari: Who is TheBoundary78?
 * Ran: ...I heard that TheBoundary78 was the first Perfect Cherry Blossom player ever.
 * Chen: I heard that TheBoundary78 once captured an entire spellcard without even moving.
 * Ran: I've never beaten her at her own game. Ever...

(A message comes from Chen's laptop - "A Life Has Been Lost!")


 * Chen: What?! Why?!

(A message comes from Ran's laptop - "Your Border Has Been Broken!")


 * Ran: Ugh! Again?!
 * Yukari: Aww, come on. It's not that bad...
 * Chen: You have no idea what just happened...
 * Yukari: I think I might.

(Yukari opens her laptop, which has a message on it - "Welcome Back, TheBoundary78")