List of reasons not to yell "apple" in front of an apartment building

Before you read the rest of this page
Before posting the reasons in the title, I should post a list of reaons why I'm making this list.
 * 1) Because it is a trend somewhere in Atlanta
 * 2) Because I want to
 * 3) Because of the Free License
 * 4) Because no one made a page for this yet
 * 5) Because it is not fobidden

Reason 1 - Because you might accidentally cause an accident on the sidewalk
=== It's very simple. If you yeall "apple" in front of a building, someone may hear it and throw an apple out of the window. Then, it might fall on the sidewalk. Then, it may make someone slide on it. Or it might just fall on yout head. If you're lucky, the apple will not hit your legs and a poodle or a pug will eat it. However, someone might just drop an iPhone or a Mac... which brings us to Reason 2... ===

Reason 2 - Because it's free advertising
Why would you waste time advertising all of the millions of Apple products if they didn't even pay you? lol

Reason 3 - Because you're gonna waste your vocal chords
Pretty self-explanatory.

Reason 4 - Because you might wake up a monster
If you don't know, a monster may be living inside of a tree next to you. Screaming "apple" might instantly wake it up, and it will eat all of the apples from your local grosery store.

Reason 5 - People will think you are selling apples
Do you really want a bunch of random people you don't even know appearing out of nowhere attemting to buy apples from you? I don't think so.