User blog:NaturalFreshOtter00/The Most Ridiculous Lyrics I've Ever Heard

Yes, this is true!

It's true, yes i-t is!

I'm not full of donkey dust!

Then I will not bite the crust!

Jason from The Care Bears Movie at his school!

He stands by his desk, in school  each day.

He's...He plays with the blocks, and other toys.

He brings his lunch bag and goes out to through the playground.

''Yes. He. Stands at his desk!''

Ooooooh.....Oooooh...Oooooh...Oooooh...Ooh.

His, big sister Kim, eats a lot of candy bars.

''Just. Like. That. In a flash!''

Yeah, and then she'll eat lots of ice cream.

Vanilla is his favorite.

And Jason is only six years old...

Ooh.

<p style="text-align:center;">Jason has been six in The Care Bears Movie.

<p style="text-align:center;">He goes to the mall and buys lots of toys.

<p style="text-align:center;">YEAH!

<p style="text-align:center;">Oh, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, YEAH!

<p style="text-align:center;">Oooh...Oooh...Oooh.

<p style="text-align:center;">Jason from The Care Bears Movie

<p style="text-align:center;">Stands by his desk.

<p style="text-align:center;">He stands by his desk at his SCHOOL!

These lyrics shown above are set to a GAME SHOW theme song of all things. Erik Mokracek, if you're looking at this blog right now, I have some advice for you when it comes to singing something like this.


 * 1)  Set these lyrics to something more appropriate. A game show isn't a proper medium you can set your lyrics to. Try a unique melody, maybe.


 * 1) Have the lyrics make more sense. I feel that the donkey dust and bite the crust parts are just there to rhyme with each other. Besides, if it's about Jason from The Care Bears Movie, I'd say omit these lyrics in favor of something more related to the subject. Also, it's quite absurd if you include lyrics about Jason going to school and the mall and his big sister Kim eating junk food.

That's all I have to say about your song, Erik. I just hope that you can take these pieces of criticism in order to improve on your fan-made songs.
 * 1) Sing a little more coherently. This is why YouTubers like Boycott Classix, HALL OF INTROS, and Retro King had to do their own separate transcriptions. They're not even 100% accurate due to your unclear singing. Maybe if you've spoken up more, we'd be able to hear you better.