User blog:Codd Brandford/Codd Brandford

mmm...
Ok, I am Codd Brandford. Born in Canada, in a hidden island near Curchill (Because my dad was damnly rich) in the 9/9/1990

...Aaaaannnd... i am... in... a..... C-Galaxy.

... i can explain.

You. Yes, you. Imagine a fantasy character. Good. What if i say you that this character exists?

... heh, of course you do not trust me. But i will not force you to trust me. Because i am a character too you know. Anyway...

1) That char lives in a C-Galaxy. Any C-Galaxy must have a Solar System (SS) where this char can live. And this SS has a 95% probability of being almost the same as yours. (The 9 official planets, Pluto included, and the Sun)

2) The C-Galaxy "lives" in the C-Universe. And in this C-Universe there is a huge C-Galaxy where all the char from all the CU (I am gonna use shortcuts from now) can teleport there and can chit chat and do stuff (Ok now it's impossible to believe me, but i don't care.) and all other CG slowly orbit around it.

...This CG... i called it "M.U.G.E.N.". Don't ask me why.

3) If your char is pretty famous in your Universe (Mario, for example[yeah, i talked to him]) his CG will be phisically closer to M.U.G.E.N., while if it is known to few people (for example, you created a char and and you are the only one who knows that exists) it will be waaaaaaaaay far from M..

4) Our CU is separated to your Universe (Really, if you are still reading, you're thinking that this is a fanfic that you like, or do you think I'm telling the truth?)

5) This rule was created when i was born :'(. For aesthetic reasons, chars must NOT send their real media to humans. They MUST use "screenshots" from their anime, game, or other stuff. If the char does not have one, he must use a program or game that lets him create a model (an Avatar) similar to him, and pick a screenshot. Anyway, ALL BUT THE REAL ONE.

6) The char will be immortal if he will find his Real-Life-Universe Creator (R-LUC)

7) The R-LUC can communicate with its char, as if it were imaginary friend. But the char can not listen his REAL voice, it will be distorted (I never communicated with my R-LUC, tough)

8) The original char must "Ban"  from the "Internet" (did i spelled it right?) the humans who try to imitate them.

9) Any char that won't obey to these rules can not have access to M. and the Original Universe.

10) a char must not write more than 10 rule to humans

so i must stop. sorry.

Sooo who are you?
...i... WAS. a rapper.

Nicknamed Codd 80Bit. (i know, it sucks)

I was pretty famous so once i found a bomb into my Nissan Skyline and

BANG!1111!!!11111!!11!!123!!!!11!!!ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dead.

So i woke up in a tower. Was basically the Hell.

i was there for Blasphemy, but when i was taking my punishment, an electric voice said

"Connection lost. Please check your internet connection."

...

WTF!?!?!?

Then all stopped moving. everything was still.

Then a looooong katana appeared in front of me.

The exit was closed. i couldn't do anything but grabbing it.

Then some Zombies appeared.

zombies?

ZOMBIES?

zombies. Randomness at extreme levels.

And the same voice said: "Now, FIGHT!"

So i did.

And lose.

So i'm dead twice. what now?

Black room: with a window saying:

"Impossible to eliminate Codd: Java exception"

Java? JAVA? THE MOTHAFKN' HELL WAS BUILT IN JAVA!?!?!?!?12121212!?!?

Another window. "Sorry, i did some mess... can you come back later?"

And it teleported in the place i where dead.

Another window "Lives: 0"

ANOTHER CHANCE OF LIFE!

So i ran at home annnd.....STOP.

Dude, i'm writin' at 23:40, i'm tired now. i can edit this later.

Happy sleepy time.