The Original Unedited Cut of the Infamous Bunker Episode: Finally Faves

THE FIRST EPISODE WHERE FAVES3000 ACTUALLY JOINS FTW

Part 1:The First Part, Obviously
Faves:(Walks by) Gee, this is a good walk. I hope I don't become part of some weird show or whatever. (Sees The Bunker) Hey its a bu... uh... bu... um... WTF WAS IT CALLED!? *Looks at page title* Oh, a Bunker.

4th Wall: *Le Crack*

Faves:Well, LETS GO IN! (Le Goes In)... THESE PEOPLE LOOK FAMILIAR...

CC00: Ohai!

Mochlum: (dancing stupidly) LOOK AT MAH BODY!!!

Faves: -_- (Le Throws needle at Mochlum, thus making his inflatable biceps pop)

ACF: Hey Faves. What-(glared by Isabella) Who know what I mean.

Mochlum: What are you doing here? Please don't tell me I-

Faves: Yeah, you were guilty.

Mochlum: NOOOO! (runs)

ACF: ....Anyways....DID YOU KNOW THAT I DIED ONCE?

Mochlum: I DIED TOO! 9 TIMES TO BE EXACT! PLUS I GOT MARRIED TO HERMIONE! HERE IS THE TAPE OF OUR KISS!!! You can have it, I already downloaded it to my iPod.

Faves: WELL NOW YOU'LL DIE AGAIN (Brings out knife)

ACF :WHAT!?

Mochlum: YAY :D

Faves:Lol, jk (Puts the knife back)

Mochlum: Aww :( I like to DAI

ACF: ....I will never understand you, Mochlum.

(Bob comes in)

Bob: Faves is back, I see?

ACF and Mochlum: Yep.

Bob: Okay.

Mochlum: Wanna go play Mario Kart, Bob?

Bob; NO! I WANNA TALK TO FAVES!

Mochlum: THEN I SHALL CRUSH FAVES!!! BWAHAHAHAHa

(ACF pulls random rope, and anvils fall on Mochlum)

ACF: That's better.

Mochlum: NOOOOOOO (starts becoming angry again)

Kh2:Hey I wanna say some stuff too!

Spongebob:No your not in this episode >:C

ACF: I THOUGHT THIS EPISODE WAS ABOUT FAVES!

Kh2:I wanna say some stuff!

Patrick:This is a Faves episode, you can only make a cameo.. and your not even a real person in your cameo your just a purple guy like in Fairly Odd Parents.

Kh2:Okay..

Mochlum:(Le random monkey falls on him)CSBHJAVXBAJCS<JVBDFVHBVDB HD BD

Faves:AND NOW FOR THE PLOT

Part 2: THE PLOT
Mochlum: So... what is this episode about?

Chuck the Chicken: Faves, I guess

Faves: WELL, NOW TO WALK DOWN THESE STAIRS WITHOUT ANY INTURRUPTION!

Monkey:(Le eats banana and throws the peel on the stairs)

Faves:(Le slips on banana and flies head-first into the inconvieniently-placed shelf of point, glass sculptures) OW. Where am I...?

Mochlum: YOU'RE IN THE BUNKER, YOU JERK.

Faves:...Yes, but... who am I?

Chuck The Chicken: Not Faves

Mochlum: U LIE! THIS IS FAVES!

Faves: OH MY GOD, IT IS THE MAN WHO TRIED TO MURDER MY CHILDREN!

Mochlum: Wait- It isn't what you think- You broke your memory-

Faves: SOMEBODY KILL HIM!

Mochlum: ..... (dashes off)

Faves: Wait, my name is Faves? It seems too short.

Bob:Faves3000.

Faves: Now why would that be my name?

Bob: Its your username.

MP: Yeah, because we don't know your real name...

Faves: What was that?

ACF:A Trollfa-

MP:ITS A TRUTHFACE.

Faves:Ok, that seems good enough for me!

ACF: (mutters) I have to something about this.

EVeryone: WHAT?!

ACF: NOTHING!

Mochlum: PLZ I DIDN'T KILL YOUR CHILDREN!

Faves: INO, YOU ATTEMPTED TOO!

Mochlum: DEFENCE MECHANISMS GO (Throws a baseball bat at Faves)

Faves:OW... wait, why was I made at you?

Mochlum: Because I peed in your toilet.

Faves:As long as you didn't leave any bacteria on the toilet seat...

Mochlum: Then u should still be very mad at me.

Faves: JUST KIDDING.

Mochlum: Wut?

Faves: I LOVE YOU (Starts hugging Mochlum)

Mochlum: (Le choking) HELP... ME... 911... FRAAAAAAAAN.....

Faves: Who's Fran? Is is her (Points to ACF)?

ACF: MY NAME ISNT FRAN D:<

Faves: ok...

ACF: What is Mochlum muttering?

Bob: It sounds like "Pleadonmarreeme"

Mochlum: (muttering) Please don't marry me.

Phineas: Hey everyone!

Faves: HOLY COW WHY IS HIS HEAD SHAPED LIKE A TRIANGLE!?

Phineas: Amnesia?

Everyone but Faves: Yeah.

Faves: (Looks at Mochlum) I WANNA MARRY YOU, MAN

Mochlum: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Writer: I WON'T ALLOW IT! Don't you realize what would happen to my job?!

Part 3: The Wedding
Mochlum: I'LL NEVER MARRY A MAN!

Kh2:How about for a million dollars?

ACF: Seriously? Just...SERIOUSLY?!

Lego55:I'd do it for a million dollars.

MarioLuigi123:Why are we even talking about this? Besides you already are a girl.

Kh2: @MarioLuigi Stop Talking! For that much cash! >:C

MarioLuigi:I would need to see teh money first?

Kh2:Yus, propose, take teh money and make a run for it before teh wedding.

(AT THE WEDDING)

Kh2:*I never agreed to this...* ALRIGHT, FAVES, DO YOU WANNA MARRY MOCHLUM? Faves:YES, YES I DO!!!

Kh2: MOCHLUM, WILL YOU MARRY FAVES?

Mochlum: NO

Kh2: YOU MAY KISS THE... UH... GUY.

Mochlum: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! (Le runs away, hitting the pole and making everything fsll over, thus crashing all over Faves)

Kh2:Faves, I've already bought 10 doggy bags since this wedding...

(keeps reading)

Kh2:Anyone who objects this wedding say "I"....

ACF: I DO! I DO! And if he does marry Mochlum, I WILL LEAVE!

Kh2:I hope Faves doesn't accept...ACF? Can I have another doggy bag?

ACF:Here *hands Kh2 a doggy bag*

Kh2:Thanks.. *throws up inside the doggy bag*

ACF: But really, I WILL leave. And Bob's coming with me.

Bob: Yeah...Pretty much.

Kh2:Ugh..guys? We are in the middle of a war..with Justin Beiber and the only survivors so theres not much were we can go.

Justin Beiber:I don't Object!

ACF:Beiber!

Lego55:What do you want?

Justin Beiber:I accept they're marrige..

ACF:Why..?

Justin Beiber:It'll ruin your life..

ACF: I stink'in hate you. (gets out mallet and whacks JB)

Bob: IDEA! *picks up phone and calls someone* Hey....Can you come here please? Thanks. (hangs up)

(The CHangling Queen comes in)

Redsox: (comes in) Hey, has anyone seen my iPo- (sees The Changeling Queen) Uhhhh..... I'll be on my way.....

ACF: No (locks door) NO BODY LEAVES UNTIL I SAY SO! (hair goes straight)

Bob: ....Crap.

Kh2:Aaaauugghh!!!!!! *throws up in a doggy bag* This wedding is getting on my nerves..In the passed hour I threw up in a doggy bag 30 times. Why am I even here?! I should be playing my Friggin' PS3!

Faves:We are getting Married.

Kh2:*throws up in doggy bag*

ACF:Wait Justin Beiber! He must have some kind of gadget or gizmo that can get Faves's memory back!

Kh2:Of course!!

Writer: ACF acted out of charater for a moment....WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME? ACF: ......BACK TO BEING INSANE!

Faves:(Le more rubble falls on him) OWIE... Wait... who's this wedding for?

Kh2: Uh... you and Mochlum...

Faves: WTF WAS I THINKING!?

ACF: HE'S USING "WTF AGAIN! HIS MEMORY'S BACK>

Faves: No, I just learned it from past dialouge.

Phineas: HE'S STILL BRANI DAMADGED >:(

Faves: JUST KIDDING :D

Everyone but Faves: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Faves: AND NOW TO CANCEL THIS WEDDNIG.

ACF: (hair goes back to normal) THANK YOU!

CCs and Cream: *appears in the screen finally* Am I the only user who's gonna act normal in this episode? :/

Everyone else: .....

CCs and Cream: *backs away from the screen*

Lego55:Okay next time a new user comes..make sure we find them not they find us..

Kh2:Agreed...

Cubeman: HI! *kills awesome cartoon fan* :D

ACF: I'm ha;f human, half cartoon. SO HA! (whacks Cubeman with mallet)

CC00: Anyways! I have a Reving-Thingamaboby-Machiney-Thingy! I have 9000 Reving-Thingamaboby-Machiney-Thingies! MADE OF DIAMOND!

Cubeman: *becomes 100000 times stronger than the average human* KA-BOOM *throws meteor at awesome cartoon man*

Kh2:Okay lets sing its gonna be fine.

CC00:k

Faves: HEY! YOU STOLE MY LINE! IM ALSO GETING TIRED OF THIS CRAP. LETS END THE EPISODE.

-THE END-

* CCs and Cream is still backing away from the screen*

Redsox: Can Kh2 please just block Cubeman for harrassing ACF btw?

4th Wall: (breaks)

Redsox: And fix the 4th Wall?

Cubeman: Joking.

ACF: Seriously? (headdesks)