There's A Platypus Controlling Me!(With lyrics!)

"There's a Platypus Controllingthumb|300px|right Me" is a song from Phineas and Ferb episode "Brain Drain".

Doof = Doofenshmirts

Lyrics
Doof:Well i'll be honest I don't really understand,

I fell down this hill and now I got glue on my hands,

and I got records on my fingers.

Kids:Whaaat?

Doof:Records on my fingers!

I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop!

Kids:Don't stop!Don't stop!

Doof:Can't stop,theres a platypus controlling me!

Kids:Whaaat?

Doof:Theres a playpus controlling me,

now let me sum it up,if was a strange set of circumstances!

Kids:Strange set of circumstances!

Doof:I fell down the hill and now I got glue on my hands,

now I got records on my fingers,and I just can't stop!

Kids:Don't stop!Don't stop!

Doof:Well I would if I was able theres a platypus controlling me!

He's underneath the table!

Kids:Theres a platypus controlling him...whaa?

Kid 1:Oh,I get it!Platypus is a metaphor for whatever's keeping you DOWN!

Kids:The corperations are a platypus!

The government's a platypus!

Your teacher is a playpus!

Kid 2:My teacher is a panda!

Kids:Society's a platypus!

My parents are a platypus!

The media's a platypus!

It's all just propaganda!

Yeah,we all have a platypus controlling us!

Doof:No,just me!

Kids:We've all got a platypus controlling us!

Doof:I'd stop if I was able!

Kids:We all have a platypus controlling us!

Doof:I'm not speaking metaphorically,

the platypus controlling me is underneath the table...

wait...oh,wait no,he's gone!

Heeey!Theres no platypus controlling meee!!

Theres no platypus controlling meee!!

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