Diary Drama (Dork Diaries Diss Track, B*tch Lasagna Parody)

Greg Heffley's diss track to end Dork Diaries.

Lyrics
[Intro]

I don’t like you Dork Diaries

You copied everything kid

But I must go all out

Just this once

[Verse 1]

Watercress Salad which you are gonna eat

Sit the fuck down Nikki you are being such a ploopy

You tryna tell me that your book already won

But your a copycat you lose, so best think you haven’t won

When I'm through with you Manny is gonna shoot you with a gun

All your friends will leave you

Rowley *clap* *clap* ZOO WEE MAMA GONE!

So yeah Nikki you’re about to get some karma because you're causing Diary Drama

[Chorus]

Diary Drama, Diary Drama

Nikki stop this now you’re causing Diary Drama

Diary Drama, Diary Drama

Look at Nikki she just died of head trauma

Diary Drama, Diary Drama

Nikki stop this now you’re causing Diary Drama

Diary Drama, Diary Drama

Nikki went to prison because of Diary Drama

[Verse 2]

So who the hell is Brandon and why you wanna kiss him (Ew)

I got Holly Hills while you just crying in depression (Oof)

I got a Subreddit based on me and things are wacky, but

The only subreddit based on you is r/FuckNikki (Ha)

Dabbing, Fortnite, why is hell is that even in your book?

Looks like we have another thing on the list that we have to cook

No papa, no papa, yes papa, Johnny

Now pour on all the sugar and lets cook these fucking Drummies cause of-

[Chorus]

Diary Drama, Diary Drama

Nikki stop this now you’re causing Diary Drama

Diary Drama, Diary Drama

Look at Nikki she just died of head trauma

Diary Drama, Diary Drama

Nikki stop this now you’re causing Diary Drama

Diary Drama, Diary Drama

Nikki went to prison because of Diary Drama

[Outro]

You got a lot of girl fans who don't where your book comes at

But most of your books always seem that they have no sensitivity

LIBERAL!