The Random Old Men

The Group of Random Men is a group of tiny men that live at Mochlum's house and vow to protect the Internet from Sopa, trolls, and Weegee.

Members


From left to right: Major Monogram, Mario, Captain Rex, Private, Batman, Jack Sparrow, and Gaepora.

What They Do
They have missions assigned to them by Mochlum but they rarely ever do them because they are either One time, I told them to go to my computer and warn Random-ness Wiki about a dangerous troll who my censors detected would cause great harm in the future, but when I came home they were dancing.
 * 1) Too small to do it.
 * 2) Too lazy and slack off instead.