WATCH ME RANT LIKE A MADMAN

WARNING: UNCENSORED PROFANITY

I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF ALL THESE GOD-DAMN TUMBLRINA NON-BINARY CRETINS!!! WE FUCKING GET IT, YOU IDENTIFY AS A GENDER THAT DOESN'T EXIST. WE GET IT, YOU THINK YOU'RE A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE.

WOW! YOU'RE A SAPPHIC RAZORGENDER PANSEXUAL MOOSEKIN!! AREN'T YOU FREAKIN' SPEICAL!??!?

DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE ONES WHO SCREAM ABOUT HOW "omg im so gay!! everything is gay!! XDDD". WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK!? I'm am actually BISEXUAL and I don't FLING IT AROUND LIKE AN AWARD. AND GUESS WHAT I SAW ON TUMBLR TODAY!?

"destinytomoon: all pokemons are not het is canon I swear !

Straights can’t play Pokémon anymore, if you play Pokémon you’re gay, that’s how it is"

WHAT THE FUCKING EVERLOVING COCKSUCKING DICKLICKING MOTHERFUCKING GOD DAMN FUCK IS THIS!?

WHAT. THE. FUCK!?

I HAVE FRIENDS AND THEY'RE POKEMON, AND THEY'RE ALL HETEROSEXUALS. How many stories have you heard of about a heard of Espeon and Sylveon making people turn into homosexuals!? NONE! SO STOP MAKING THOSE STUPID ASS JOKES! THEY MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING COCKJOCKEY! AND NO, IT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS YOU GOD DAMN ASSWAGON! PEOPLE OF ALL SEXUAL ORIENTATIONS CAN PLAY POKEMON! NO STRAIGHT PERSON, BISEXUAL PERSON, ETC. NEEDS APPROVAL TO PLAY A GAME WHERE YOU CAN CATCH COLORFUL ANIMALS!

SO IF YOU ARE READING THIS AND YOU MAKE THOSE STUPID "i'm gay xDD this thing i do is gay xDD if you do this you're gay, (insert different sexual orientation) can't do (thing here) because if you do you're GAY XDDDD LOOK AT ME" THEN GROW THE FUCK UP, IT'S NOT FUNNY, YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!!!

This has been a certified PixelMiette rant, and the most angry she has ever been in 2 years.