The Bunker/Episodes/Episode 6: The Legend of Hermione

Yayz.

Part 1
Mochlum: Man, it sure is BORING around here.

Gaepora: NO IT IS NOT!

Mochlum: Whai?

Gaepora: Because Hermione is visiting!

Mochlum: YES! Thanks Gaepora! I gotta go meet with her! HAVE A HAPPY DAY!

Gaepora: The elderly are never happy.

(Mochlum runs to the airplane runway)

Mochlum: Where are you Hermione?

Man: (walks up) Hermione is dead.

Mochlum: WHAT?

Man: Joke, but she was kidnapped.

Mochlum: HOW MUST I SAVE HER?

Man: You must go to the surface.

Mochlum: What surface?

Man: That one.

Mochlum: B'bye! (runs)

Part 2
Mochlum: Oh look a dungeon!

Miley Cirius: BWAHAHA! This sword I made reincarinated myself and I stole Hermione!

Mochlum: How could you make it if you were dead?

Miley Cirius: SHUTUPYOUPOOHEAD! (shoots lasers from her head)

Mochlum: WHAT! DEMISE CAN'T SHOOT LASERS! THAT IS WHO YOU ARE PARODYING!

Miley Cirius: Oh, good, we're parodying stuff. Why else would you be wearing a skirt?

Mochlum: ITS NOT A SKIRT! Ask Link!

Miley: Link? Who is that? Do you mean Zelda?

Link: MY NAME IS NOT ZELDA! THAT IS IT! I'MMA FIRIN MAH LAZER! (firez his lazer at Miley but Miley fires lazers back and they get in a lazer fight) GO SAVE HERMIONE, MOCHLUM! WHILE WE STILL HAVE A CHANCE!

Mochlum: Okay! (runs to tower) HERMIONE! LET DOWN YOUR HAIR!

Hermione: My hair isn't that tall though.

Mochlum: Well, nor is this tower. Seriously, Miley just made a tower that was 5 ft up. (climbs Hermione's hair.)

Hermione: YOU SAVED ME!

Demise: Ha! It's the real me!

Mochlum: Oh no! Your replacing Mother Gothel in this Tangled parody!

Demise: SHUTTUP! I SHALL KILL YOU!

Hermione: (turns into Sheik) NO YOUR NOT!

Mochlum: I thought Zelda was Sheik!

Hermione: THAT IS WRONG! (kills Demise) TAKE THAT DEMISE!

Mochlum: Yay! You are safe! Now lets go to the Bunker!

Part 3
Hermione: Thanks for saving me!

Mochlum: Your welcome.

Zelda: Hey Mochlum, have you seen Link?

Mochlum: ...ooops... forgot him....

THE END! :D