The Legend of Zelda: The Nonexistent Entry in the Series Where Zeganon is Literally a Godshipping

lol DemisexHylia they have a baby who is the Hero

so the plot of LoZ is that Link needs to save his mom from his deadbeat dad seems lefit * legit  is a Legend of Zelda game for Wii U set to release on November 18, 2012 in North America, November 30 in Europe and Australia, and December 8 in Japan.

Upon its release, a special edition bundle has been made available for pre-order only. The bundle includes a copy of The Nonexistent Entry in the Series Where Zeganon is Literally a Godshipping, a complete official soundtrack from the game itself, a real "Ocarina of Time" crafted from Timeshift Stones so they actually work like in Ocarina of Time, a real "Wind Waker" that can mysteriously conduct an ominous choir like in The Wind Waker, and a real "Goddess's Harp" with magical capabilities like in Skyward Sword.

Story
Once upon a time, three Golden Goddesses created this ancient relic called the Triforce which was left in the hands of another goddess, Her Grace, Hylia, to protect the Surface. Demise, the Demon King from down below the Surface, broke from a fissure to see Her Grace, in his lust for her. He proposed to her his love with a golden ring that he created by himself with the Surface's largest rupee so that they may journey through life's biggest adventures in marriage. Hylia passionately accepted and together, they were wedded in a happily-ever-after. "Life happened" and Hylia gave birth to the Surface's very first living being. And that being was to be a Hero. One Hero that would be the Surface's savior through generation to generation. That Hero was given the name, Link. Demise and Hylia were now a grateful father and mother to a champion that would hold on to a legacy that would last for an eternity. "Life continued to happen" and demize waz nao a dedbaet derunk and hyia waz a relly tired ladie and Link was still a normal person. One day, demize gaht so derunk, he starghted to doo cerazzy carp liek baeting up hyia and hyia didn liek dat so see hed teh tryforks far aay so dat demize wunt geet it and rool da wurld. Now, Link has to get the Triforce and rescue Hylia from Demise. After Link rescued Hylia and Demise, he battled his father. Link won the battle, but Demise put on a curse, saying that "no matta wut, u me an her will aways be boun togetha az an unraeliztic dysfunctiunawl famiry". And so after that, Link, Hylia, and Demise have been bound together when there's conflict through generations and generations under the incarnations of Link, Zelda, and Ganondorf.

Characters

 * Link
 * Hylia
 * Demise