The Gorilla Code

The Gorilla Code is the laws of the 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999th Dimension.

The Rules

 * BANANAS: They are your leaders. Worship them.
 * No Cell Phones: Banana phones ONLY!
 * Aunt Steve: Everybody's name is Aunt Steve. Including yours, Aunt Steve.
 * Meap: Meap is cool, but if you are a resident of the 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999th dimension you won't like him since he killed he Banana King.
 * Hippies: Everybody must be one, man. Including you, Aunt Steve.
 * Talk in Opposite: If you don't in private no-one will think you are cool.

Bans

 * Cell Phones (remember: BANANA PHONES)
 * Meap (unfortunately)
 * Xlyophones (don't ask... just don't...)
 * Plush (once a teddy bear was secretly sleeping with the Banana King at night leading to a ban... but most people just think that he cuddled with it but was afraid to admit it)
 * Apples (the archenemy of bananas)