Mochlum's Insurance Company!!!

Mochlum's Insurance Company is a company that is the opposite of insurance! Instead of protecting you, we are searching the globe trying to kill you!!! BWAHAHAHA!

Our slogan is to the beat of the Nationwide commercial, and it is "Monkey Man is on Your Hand".

I can stare into your sole.

My commercials have android porcupines poking apes that look smelly.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.

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