Paper Cuts

Man #1: (gets wacked by hammer on the head) That didn't hurt that much. (gets paper cut) AAH! THE PAIN! THE PAIN! AH, POOR ME! PAINY PAIN MCPAIN PAIN! HURTNESS! HURTYNESS MCPAINY HURTYFULNESS! DX

Man #2: Are you su-

Man #1: (crumples paper and throws it) I said it has HURTIFULNESS!