The Epic Story of Meap: Mochlum's Second Version (this time with pudding!)

Part 1: Pudding
Meap: *waiting for his Aunt Steve to get to the airport* Meap

Woody the Cowboy: *rides in on a porta-potty-car* What does that mean?

Buzz Lightyear: Maybe it means "HUG ME!"

Woody the Cowboy: Okay.

Woody the Cowboy and Buzz Lightyear: *surround Meap try to hug him*

Meap: Meap *pulls out machine gun and starts shooting them*

Woody the Cowboy: NO!

Buzz Lightyear: (death words) ...pudding...

Phineas: *runs into the room* HELP.

Meap: Meap (Why?)

Phineas: Ferb is drowning in pudding.

Meap: Meap (Where?)

Phineas: I don't know, let's just follow that conga-line. *runs to a line and starts conga-ing away*

Meap: *walks to a vending machine and presses the number "5" which is the label of pudding*

Vending Machine: YOU - CHOSE - PUDDING! *explodes into PUDDING LIKE THSI BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*

Meap: *lands at Alaska* Meap

Finn: *lands*

High School Musical Cast: *walks in* WHAT TIME IS IT? SUMMER TIME!

Finn: Shut up it's Adventure time you bums!

Meap: Meap

Ghost of the Pudding Past: I AM THE GHOST OF THE PUDDING PAST.

Meap: *pulls out machine gun*

Ghost of the Pudding Past: YOU CAN'T GET ME I AM A-

Meap: *shoots the ghost and the ghost dies*

Ghost of the Pudding Past: How did you do that.

Meap: Meap.

Ghost of the Pudding Past: (last words) ...what-does-that-mean...

Meap: Meap (I am leaving)

Part 2: The Snacks Strike Back
Meap: Meap *walking across Alaska tundra*

Wetzly The Pretzly: *jumps out of snow* I WUV WU MEAP!

Meap: Meap *throws a churro at Wetzly*

Wetzly The Pretzly: Why did you do that to me, Meap? You liked me last time!

FLASHBACK TIME
(circius is shown)

Wetzly The Pretzly: I will now make Meap's Aunt Steve disappear! *presses a button that makes Aunt Steve explode*

Meap: MEAP (How dare you do that you son of a hippo!)

Wetzley The Pretzly: What did you say? That you love me? Me too. If you are sad, I will let you volunteer for my next trick!

Meap: MEAP (NO WAY) *runs away*

Wetzley The Pretzly: Come back you little bunny rabbit guy! *chases Meap*

FLASHBACK TIME over
Meap: Meap (Oh yeah, last time...)

Wetzley The Pretzley: Can I follow you?

Meap: No.

Wetzley The Pretzley: MEAP, YOU SAID YOUR FIRST WORD!

Meap: No.

Wetzley The Pretzley: Yes you did! Guess what your prize is? You get to be my volunteer for my next circius!

Meap: NO! *runs away*

Wetzley The Pretzley: Meap, where did you go? Oh no, the little bunny rabbit is gone! *cries*

Disembodied Background Guy: Meanwhile, Meap is in a car that- how did you get that car, Meap.

Meap: Meap (I "borrowed" it)

FLASHBACK TIME
Hairy Doofenshmirtz: *talking on phone outside car*

Meap: *runs into car while Doofenshmirtz isn't looking and starts driving away* MEAP (So long, sucker!)

Hairy Doofenshmirtz: WHAT?! NO FAIR. *starts singing* I'm in the middle of a tundra and I'm covered in hair!

FLASHBACK TIME over
Meap: Meap (Where should I go?)

Disembodied Background Guy: Maybe to Brazil! Yeah Brazil! I always wanted to go to Carnival!

Meap: Meap (How about New Orleans?)

Disembodied Background Guy: No, I have a better idea! New Orleans! Let's go!

Meap: *rolls his eyes* Meap. (Fine)

Part 3 (The Angry Sushi Monster!)
Disembodied Background Guy: Me and Meap are in a borrowed car on the way to New Orleans! Wait, we're here! Meap, you should thank me, for coming up with the wonderful idea of going to New-

Meap: *pushes Disembodied Background Guy out of the car somehow* Meap (So long, FREAK!) *Meap arrives at New Orleans. He gets out of the car*

Ghost of the Ghost of the Pudding's Past: *appears* Haha, I'm back! I'm the ghost's ghost!

Meap: Meap (Oh, here we go again)

Ghost of the Ghost of the Pudding's Past: I am here to haunt- *gets shot by a sniper and dies again*

Meap: Meap (Who shot you?)

Angry Sushi Monster: *jumps from and airplane* I DID! BWAHAHAHAHHAHA

Meap: No!

Angry Sushi Monster: Now I must destroy you and eat your guts! *aims sniper at Meap*

Wetzley The Pretzly: *jumps onto Angry Sushi Monster which kills him* Hello jerk. You were mean to me so now you should die. Now cover your ears, because I must first take out my anger on you and it will be a very long word that must people die after hearing.

Meap: *closes ears*

Wetzley The Pretzley: Q*******************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************J***********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************Y**********************************************************************************************************************U***************************************************************************

Meap: *unclosed ears and runs*

Wetzley The Pretzly: Hey, come back here... ah man. He ALWAYS does that.

Meap: *runs to Russia* Meap.

Wetzley The Pretzly: Hello ploopy.

Meap: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAP (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!)

Wetzley the Pretzly: Whats the matter?

Meap: Meap (How did you get here?)

Wetzley the Pretzly: I live here.

Meap: Meap (?)

Wetzley the Pretzley: Oh, you must think I am my evil twin. I am the nice twin of the Wetzley Twins. My twin has a really cruel magic show and thinks that Meap is a bunny rabbit. Wait, you are Meap!

Meap: Meap (Yep)

Wetzley's Nice Twin: Yay! *links arms with Meap and skips off to sunset*

Wetzley's Nice Twin and Meap: *singing* We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Ozzy Osborne!

Disembodied Background Guy: *runs in in underpants* Did someone say Ozzy Osbourne? *looks down and seees underwear* O_O.................................................buy! *runs away*

THE END!

Meap: Meap! (WHO SAID THAT?)

Wetzley's Nice Twin: Yeah, who said that?

I DID, OH, IT DOESN'T MATTER. THE END!