The Navy Finks (TV series)/The Nya-vy Finks

"The Nya-vy Finks" is the first episode of The Navy Finks' first season, and is the first episode of the series overall.

Sypnosis
In the first episode, everyone goes full-on weeb for the day, annoying the shit out of Akiko.

Transcript
(Open with a shot of Fink. She looks at the camera, winks, and the episode begins.)

(FADE IN: EXT. Outside of The Navy Finks Headquarters)

(CUT TO: INT. The kitchen - morning)

Narrator (in the most American voice possible): Today, Fink and friends are acting odd. I wonder what's up with them...

(Fink is running into the kitchen. She greets everyone she walks by the fridge.)

Fink: How are my favorite commies?

Akiko: Terrible.

Fink: What a mood!

Akiko: No, seriously.

Fink: Oh worm?

Akiko: Everyone's making fun of Japanese culture right now and it's annoying. Tell them to stop.

Fink: Of course!

Akiko: Arigato.

Fink: Ha! You're speaking like a weeb!

Akiko: Did you forget I'm Japanese?

Fink: Oh. Right. Sorry.

(Akiko groans.)

Kokichi: Tomodachi Fink! I'm doing sugoi! Desu!

Unikitty: Nya nya desu.

Akiko: If someone says "desu" one more time, I will fucking lose my shit.

Kokichi: Desu?

(Fink sneaks up behind Kokichi.)

Fink: OMAE WA MO SHINDERU!!!

(Fink kicks Kokichi in the head, making him fall off the chair he was sitting in.)

Dendy: Damn, you guys are so meiwakuna...

Miu: WEEB!

Dendy: But I'm Japanese.

Fink: Still a weeb.

Puppycorn: OHHHHHHH!

Akiko: All of you are hijōshikina. Stop acting like a bunch of haisha.

Fink: I don't know what either of those words mean!

Everyone sans Akiko (in unison): YEAH!

Akiko: Yameru!

Fink: This is so kanashī, can we get one like?