100 Most Random Ways to Be Insane

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 * Other Other Tip: BEWARE OF THE PICKLY BEAST! (See Number 91)

100. Talking To Strangers With Bacon Masks
Build a bacon mask by buying a bunch of bacon and taping them to your face, then go to a public place and walk up to someone. Say "I never like you."

99. Googling Yourself On Your Phone
Google yourself on your phone in public. Say (loudly) "I MUST BE POPULAR! I HAVE TO BE! POPULAR!". After an hour of that, start playing Angry Birds and say "The flaboodles shall be proud." ==98. Hang Upside-Down From A Ceiling Fan That Is On While Making A Flying Flaboodle Happy By Blowing It A Balloon That You Will Pop In Confusion Of Which Cake Is Which Then You Just Realize That You've Been Bamboozled.== You've been bamboozled because you don't have to do this one. It's a little too insane.

97. Stick Your Head On A Birthday Cake At A Birthday Party
While the candles are still lit.

96. Quote Albert Einstien At The Same Time As Falling To The Ground Every Time Someone Says The Word "Hungry"
Your Friend: I'm hungry.

You: (falls down) "So long as they don't get violent, I want to let everyone say what they wish, for I myself have always said exactly what pleased me." -Albert Einstein

95. Getting Angry At A Total Stranger For No Reason
Go to the Dentist office. Go to the desk lady and say: "I HATE YOU, YOU FLABBERGASTIC SON OF A LADY DOG!" then storm out of there. Right before the door closes, all of a sudden sound happy and say "Mommy, I'll be with the cow! Bye bye!"

94. Acting Like You Got Hurt
Touch a totally harmless object then shout "AH, THE PAIN IS UNHINGING! ARG! OUCHY OUCH MCOUCHY PAIN! AAAAAH! THE OUCHYNESS IS SO CONSUMING! HELP ME WITH MY BOO-BOO OR ELSE THE PAINY OUCHINESS MAY IMMOBILIZE ME FOREVER!!!!"

93. Listen To Your Foods
Get a cookie. Hold it to your ear. Then say to everyone in the room; "It whispers to me."

92. Ripping Off Your Shirt On Top Of A Tall Building
Go to the tippy top of the tallest building in town, then rip off your shirt and shout "FOR SPARTA!"

91. Warn Others Of The Pickly Beast
Tell them that he wants your brains for breakfast. With a side of toast. Then eat a snack.

90. Have An Irrational Fear
For example, scream if you see ordinary table salt.

89. Answer Every Answer With "Imaaaaagination!"
Teacher: What part of the body controls waiste production?

You: Imaaaaaaaaaaaagination!

Teacher: Actually the Large Intestine. Do you even know what waiste I'm talking about?

You: Imaaaaaaaaaaaagination!

Teacher: No, poop actually.

88. Jump With An Awkwardly Serious Look Around A Mall With Your Legs Locked Togethor
It's actually pretty fun. Just don't jump down the esculator.

87. POOP IN THE FAN!
Don't poop in a toilet. Actually a large spoon. Then THROW IT IN THE FAN!

86. Sniff Everyone You Know's Butts
Say that it is a pleasent scent. If they give you a weird look, say "My dentist recomended me to do it." If they keep giving you a weird look, say "Your pressuring me." Then faint.

85. Speak Only In Jibberish
Doctor: What has your diet been?

You: Blugsheemoomooquerkyfloopaquashianz.

Doctor: Okay... I guess our check-up is over then. Want a lolipop.

You: YUPPYOOYUPPYOOWEEZLEXEMO!

Doctor: ....let me take that as a yes.

84. Get Hair-Growing Gel And Put It On Your Face
You can be the only mustached 11-year-old in existance! You'll be digged by the press!

83. Spam
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82. Speak With Really Fake-Sounding Accents
Zen every will zen think that ze fact dat you exist makes them feel like le poopy.

81. Hot Wings
Build a shrine to them and hope that they will spit out your friend, then ask for a new car. Then realize that you referances Phineas and Ferb so cheer!

80. Do Something Completely Stupid
My favorite is jumping off a bridge into shark-infested waters. But I also like the one of tying yourself to a jet or eating a nuke.

79. Eat WAY To Much Green-Dyed Candy
If done correctly, you'll poop will be green. Then put the poop in a plastic bag and show it to a peramedic saying "MY POOP IS GREEN, I'M GONNA DIE!"