How To Make Good TV Shows Bad

Rolie Polie Olie

 * Have it air on Fox, Cartoon Network, and Treehouse


 * Treehouse DID air the show in Canada. I think you mean have it air on Teletoon, which does have a preschool block.
 * Should we replace Treehouse with Comedy Central?
 * Teletoon does not have a preschool block.
 * I'm sure it did, back in 1997. It was represented as a claymation planet and aired programs such as The Adventures of Paddington Bear and The Triplets.
 * Spot dies in one episode, and doesn't come back.
 * Billy has mental problems.
 * Make it too scary.
 * Animation resembles MrDeLoop's pony animations, mixed with Dingo Pictures, mixed with Arfenhouse.
 * Effects look like that of EmpLemon YoutubePoops.
 * Everyone is on some sort of drug.
 * The only words Zowie can say are; "lol,kill yourself, yay,cringe, keemstar,meow, and crap".
 * Dated jokes based upon memes.
 * Screwy is a possesed white robot with drinking problems and a squeaky voice.
 * Dicey can talk in a very demonic, eerie voice provided by VoiceForge's Damien voice.
 * Each episode ends with them shooting something with a talking gun named Patty.
 * The show is called: "Le Epic Robot Show".
 * One episode is entirely deditcated to anime, Screwy doing nothing but spazzing out and saying random things such as: "I'm hexagon,"beep beep","I have tiger blood", and "Rub mah face, keemstar!!1".
 * None of the buildings have faces that can move.
 * The end credits feature a remix of the Mine Song from Lazy Town done on kazoo.
 * The opening theme is "Eye of The Spider"
 * Make the show's rating be TV-MA-DLSV..
 * The town they live in is called: "Candlewax"
 * Olie is a green teddy bear who looks like a gummy bear who is called Dan.
 * Every 3 or 10 seconds a character twitches, and if they don't twitch, they make a noise that sounds like when Jeffy in SML reponds to something with "uh, uh"
 * Polly looks the same, but her outfit is the same as Zowie's, her hair is grey, and she falls in love with Screwy upon seeing him for the first time.
 * Zowie calls anybody anything but thier real names, such as calling Olie; "Owl", Polly; "Dollie, Sally, or Ping." Calling Screwy; "Scrooky, Polygony, Hexy, Sqerry, Scoopy, Zerry, or something else that sounds like one of those.
 * Polly has a fetish for belly growls, luckily (at least in Polly's case), If Screwy happens to eat raw beef, chili, or anything really spicy; This will happen to him, and it will lead to him vomiting everywere.
 * The previosly mentioned belly growls happen mostly to Screwy for Tinydoge's sexual pleasure.
 * Gloomius Maximus appears in all episodes (often in the background), execpt he looks almost exactly like Cuddles from Happy Tree Friends and is way too girly, and his name is Cutie Cat.

How to Ruin the Episodes!

 * In "Rolie Polie Pop Tops" Instead of drinking coke, they are drinking hot sauce, and wine. And instead of going to space, they vomit fire and die.
 * In "Lunchmaster 3000" The entire episode is about Dan not letting Screwy eat any of the food he has, and he starves threw out the episode.
 * In "Olie/Dan's New Suit", the suit suffocates Olie/Dan.
 * In "The Bump" the noises heard around the house, really are from a monster.
 * In "Screwy" the episode is all about the myth that if you put Steve and Ludwig von Koopa in a microwave together with sprinkle covered poop, and a screw, they will fuse into a creature called a Screwy. Later in the episode, they find out the myth is wrong, and the "monster" is really a stupid white hexagon thing, who they find in a tree in the backyard.
 * In "Screwy Day" Its about Screwy getting sick, and Zowie having to take care of him, as she is the only one in the house. In one scene, he complains that his stomach hurts, and Zowie tries to make it better by rubbing it, which only makes it make a few sounds, then he throws up on her.

The Smurfs

 * Have Grumpy Smurf be voiced by Uncle Phil.
 * Replace Gargamel and Azrael with Rocksteady & Bebop.
 * Replace the Season 1 theme song with a over-the-top jazz song.
 * Make every Smurf ugly (like this thing) and the villains beautiful (like that guy).
 * Give it scary vibes.
 * The show receives a cash cow reboot based on the 2011 film on Nickelodeon using up half the timeslots.
 * It would also be made in either CGI or Flash. Your choice.
 * CGI.
 * Very self explanatory.
 * Have the original 80s version be made by Filmation and air on local PBS stations.
 * Make Brainy Smurf the main Smurf. Wait! That would be hilarious!

VeggieTales

 * One character dies every episode.
 * Junior is a crybaby, and is a spoiled brat a la Caillou. Also, change his name to Willie, and make him voiced by Lizzie Waterworth (using her Horrid Henry voice)
 * The characters' eyes sparkle.
 * It is made by DiC.
 * Larry is named Benny and Bob is named Robert
 * Rename the show to “The Adventures of Robert and Benny”.
 * The theme song is sung by a man who sounds like a dying cat.
 * No educational value, and no Christan messages.
 * This show was made to teach kids bad things and to hate God and make him think that he does not exist.
 * Have it air on Fox Kids from 1991 until Fox Kids' demise in 2002 (and after the movie).
 * Eventually, it'll move to Nickelodeon, and then the Hallmark channel.
 * Make the Veggies puppets that look cheaply made, and turn them into poorly rendered CGI characters when they get really angry.
 * And there are also live action backgrounds.
 * Every episode ends with Bob and Larry going to bed as a sleep-inducing lullaby plays.
 * LarryBoy is named “Super Benny”.
 * Take out funny stuff and replace with stock footage of children throwing temper tantrums.
 * Instead of saying “God made you special, and he loves you very much” have them say "Everything can be the way you want it.”, "The complainer is always wrong", "God is the stupidest person on Earth", "The Beatles are better than Jesus", "It's okay to take things without asking.", "You will be safe when catching stinging insects with your hands.", and "Exercise is bad.".
 * Everyone is voiced by either Rob Paulsen (using the Bubsy, Toodles, and Coconut Fred voices), Sue Rose (using her Angela Anaconda voice), Kristen Bone (using her Maggie voice), John Stocker (using his Oogtar voice), Maria Darling (using her Roary the Racing Car voice), Charlie Sheen (using his Dex Dogtective voice), and Kevin Clash (using his Elmo voice).
 * Mr. Nezzer is named Mr. Mark
 * It gets a reboot in 2005.
 * The end credits include "BUY OUR MERCHANDISE!"
 * The Pirates who don't do anything are called "Stupid Silly Poopy Pirates".
 * Mr. Lunt is an amnesiac rat named Stoney and he talks in a voice a la Horat from the Nutshack.
 * The Silly Songs with Larry segment is called "Benny's Boring Songs"
 * Way too much toilet humor.
 * Put in annoying musical numbers that teach people to be rude, selfish, spoiled, etc.
 * Archibald is a '60s music fanboy whose catchphrase is "Screw Jesus and praise The Beatles!".
 * Play The Hairbrush Song every other episode! (It would get annoying after a while.)
 * The Hairbrush Song is nothing but Larry saying "Hairbrush" over and over while Whip It by Devo plays in the background.
 * One word, cannibalism.
 * Laura Carrot is a teenage girl who is a controlling bitch.
 * Female screams are constantly heard.
 * And Knuckles. Because...well, because.

How to ruin the episodes!

 * In “Tales from the Crisper” Junior/Willie gets eaten by Frankencelery, and make Frankencelery scare the viewers at the end of the episode.
 * In "Daniel and the Lion's Den", Daniel/Benny gets eaten by lions with rabies. (Oh, that reminds me of something!)
 * In “The Grapes of Wrath” from God Wants Me to Forgive Them?!?, insted of forgiving the Grapes, Junior/Willie gets mad and beats them up. Also, the Grapes of Wrath turn out to be cherry bombs created by Bart Simpson.
 * In “Larry’s Lagoon” everyone goes hungry, and they try to find food on the island (and at one point, Bob/Robert tries to eat Larry/Benny and the asparaguses), but they fail to do so, and Bob/Robert, Larry/Benny, and the asparaguses starve to death as a result, yet they're alive and well in the next episode
 * In Rack, Shack, and Benny, Rack/Robert, Shack/Willie, and Benny burn to death in the furnace and Mr. Nezzer/Mark eats them, yet they're alive and well in the next episode. Also, wipe the original controversial Bunny Song from existence.
 * About that part, that's cannibalism.
 * In “Larry-Boy/Super Benny and the Fib from Outer Space”, the Fib is a pile of poop with undigested corn. The Fib also farts every 6 seconds.
 * A.K.A. Make him the Great Mighty Poo.
 * "Lyle The Kindly Viking" is renamed "Sven Needs to Go!" and the plot is all about Sven/Benny having to use the bathroom and him singing about it, similar to Nina Needs to Go. But unlike the show, he wets himself at the end.
 * Make "Esther, The Girl Who Became Queen" a ripoff of every single Disney Princess film in existence at the time.
 * In "Larry-Boy/Super Benny and the Rumor Weed", the Rumor Weed is replaced by Britney Spears and taunts people by singing parodies of her songs about gossip.

Version 2

 * It airs on Nick Jr. in mid-2005.
 * Eventually, it will be moved to the Hallmark channel around early 2009, after the Nick Jr. block is changed to Nick.
 * Call the series "Vegetable World", and it's a reboot of The Adventures of Robert and Benny.
 * Laura Carrot appears in EVERY episode, no matter what, and gets more screentime than anyone else.
 * Larry/Benny dabs every once in a while (if he has hands).
 * Remove the Christan messages and replace them with shoehorned educational value.
 * The designs are overly cute and babyish.
 * The animiation is in CGI similar to Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.
 * It gets a crossover with Dora the Explorer.
 * The credits include "BUY OUR MERCHANDISE!!!"
 * Khalil appears in all episodes and his appearances are similar to how he appeared in the bad version of Jonah.

How to ruin the episodes, version 2

 * In The Wonderful World of Autotainment, the characters appear in a future made of the brightest colors in the spectrum a la The Problem Solverz. And there is a scene of a vodka-induced game of Cards Against Humanity between Bob, Larry, and Khalil.
 * In Pistachio – The Little Boy That Woodn't, Khalil gets more screen time than Junior/Willie and only makes toilet jokes for the entire episode. And there is a scene where Khalil and Junior/Willie take a terminally ill Make a Wish kid off of life support instead of doing something nice to him.
 * In The Little House That Stood, all the houses get destroyed by a tornado.
 * In It's a Meaningful Life, Stewart/Benny stays in the what if world forever.

Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa

 * Make the show too similar to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
 * De-age the protagonists to calves.
 * The show is called "Bull Babies" (Hence the fact that you de-age the protagonists into calves).
 * The budget is very low, about as low-quality as "Aladdin 1 Dollar".
 * It is produced in 1975 by Hanna-Barbera and airs on NBC.
 * Lack of music.

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

 * Have Rita Repulsa and Lord Zedd be replaced with Dr. Wily OH WAIT THAT'D BE GOOD
 * Have Rita Repulsa be replaced with Bianca (since they both share the same voice actresses).
 * Have the show be all cartoon in CGI.
 * No action-packed scenes.
 * The Power Rangers use bland, lame comedy to fight villains.
 * Only one season is produced.

Doctor Who

 * The Daleks say "EXTERMI-ELEPHANT!"
 * That would just make it funnier.
 * Make the 10th Doctor be played by Wocka Flocka and the 11th Doctor played by Kanye West (Bonus: Rose is played by Kim Kardashian)
 * The Cybermen wear three-piece suits.
 * The theme song is played on a kazoo.
 * The budget is even lower.
 * The characters are puppets.
 * The characters are one-dimensional with unoriginal personalities.
 * Have the show teach viewers to be brain-dead.
 * The 4th doctor is a schizophrenic and has a nasal voice.
 * The camera constantly shakes.
 * The 5th doctor wears his same clothes from “All Creatures Great and Small”.

Phineas and Ferb

 * Make the titular characters do nothing for over a hundred episodes
 * Have all characters swear
 * Have it air on Comedy Central at 3 AM.
 * Replace Perry the Platypus with a generic, bland brown dog named Fido.
 * Phineas and Ferb are orphans.
 * Too much toilet humor
 * The episodes are even more repetitive than before.
 * Make Candace a 3-year-old bratty friend of Phineas and Ferb voiced by Lara Cody (using her Pinky (from Noozles) voice).
 * Doofenshmirtz never appears.
 * The animation resembles 12 Oz. Mouse.
 * Phineas is voiced by Justin Shenkarow (using his Harold Berman voice with a hint of Gelman from Recess).
 * Ferb is voiced by Lizzie Waterworth (using her Horrid Henry voice).
 * Buford has a long neck and is voiced by Eddie Deezen (using his Mandark voice).
 * Like a giraffe?
 * Yep.
 * Lack of music.

Dragon Ball:

 * Remove Bulma.

Dragon Ball Z:

 * Remove all villains, and the Super Saiyan 3 ability.

Dragon Ball GT:

 * Remove the Super Saiyan 4 ability.

Dragon Ball (Z) Kai:

 * See the Dragon Ball section.

Dragon Ball Super:

 * Have the series' American dub be handled by a company other than Funimation.

Rubbadubbers

 * Make it have a CGI reboot in 2015. Oh wait that would be good.
 * Tubb is a duck instead of a frog.
 * And he grows a beaver tail when angry, making him become a platypus-like being.
 * Include a lot of poop jokes, pee jokes, fart jokes, butt jokes, crotch gags, gross-out humor, and corny songs.
 * At the end of every episode, instead of Reg the robot saying “Bath time scramble!” have him say “I’m sexy and I know it!”
 * Have Finbar bite people.
 * The Rubbadubbers are called “Stoopid Bath Toys!"
 * Terence is amnesic drunk rat named Bruno.
 * Sploshy is racist and calls others racist names.
 * The animation looks like a mixture of My Life Me, SuperNoobs, The Christmas Tree and Clutch Cargo.
 * The intro has an incredibly cringy sing-along.
 * The series was made to be a cash cow.
 * The cast is changed.
 * Tubb is voiced by Rob Paulsen (using his Coconut Fred voice with a hint of Bubsy).
 * Terence is voiced by Kevin Clash (using his Elmo voice).
 * Reg is voiced by John Stocker (using his Oogtar voice).
 * Finbar is voiced by Jesse Hernandez (using his Horat voice).
 * Sploshy is voiced by Russi Taylor (using her Webby voice).
 * Winona is voiced by Lara Cody (using her Pinky (from Noozles) voice.
 * Amelia is voiced by Kathleen Herles (using her Dora voice).
 * No educational value.
 * The morals are "It's okay to win if you cheat", "It's okay to take things without asking.", "Always talk to and go with strangers", "The complainer is always wrong", "You will be safe when catching stinging insects with your hands.", "Everything can be the way you want it.”, "When people say something is your fault, it really is, and "Exercise is bad.".
 * It is rated TV-MA-DLSV and aired on Comedy Central in 2007.
 * Make Amelia an overly happy flying submarine that is so happy to the point she needs to be locked in an insane asylum.
 * Instead of Tubb’s catchphrase being “Swimmin’!”, have his catchphrase being, “BOOBS!”
 * Make the Rubbadubbers sing annoying songs
 * Have it directed by Michael Bay
 * The cast of Gogs makes cameos.
 * A talking gun named Patty shows up in series two and becomes a main protagonist.
 * The series is produced by CineGroupe. (I have nothing against this studio, but still...)
 * Add an annoying laugh track which plays at the unfunniest lines.
 * The characters constantly break the fourth wall in EVERY. SINGLE. EPISODE.
 * Have a controversial episode dedicated to everyone talking about religion.
 * The camera zooms in to random shots every 20 seconds.
 * Everybody is high on atleast ONE drug.
 * Tubb IS actually the Crazy Frog.

How to Ruin the Episodes!

 * In “Tubb the Frog/Duck Prince”, have Tubb and Winona “have some fun", and then they have a duck whale hybrid baby (Now that would make us cringe.).
 * In "Sploshybird", after the Sound Hunters take Sploshy to their house, have them molest and rape Sploshy. Also, Tubb and Reg are replaced by skeletons.
 * In “Super Amelia”, Amelia smells something horrible instead of someone running a bath.
 * In “Reg the Monster”, have Reg turn into a huge swearing monster, and have him eat the Rubbadubbers.
 * In "Reg in Squareworld", Reg actually gets arrested and beaten up by the Circle Police and gets taken to jail, where Bubsy Bobcat and Rubik the Amazing Cube take out his batteries, cook and eat him.
 * In “Sploshy of the Arctic”, Sploshy gets eaten by polar bears with rabies in a gory scene.
 * In "The House That Tubb Built", have Tubb suffer even more injuries while building, which includes some broken bones. Tubb also gets squished and killed by the falling house.
 * In the last episode, have the bathroom and house blow up to build a McDonald’s with all the bath toys killed, along with an elderly-looking Ronald McDonald sitting on the curb doing absolutely nothing.

The Kanto-Johto Seasons

 * Make all characters swear.
 * Include extremely disgusting toilet humor in this
 * Put Tico from Dora the Explorer as a main character.
 * Add seizure inducing backgrounds (if you thought the Porygon incident was bad enough).
 * Make Misty a stereotypical girl with no personality.
 * Make all of the human characters ugly (like this thing).
 * The Pokemon resemble their sprites from Pokemon: Red & Green.
 * Those from Johto are designed in the style of the aforementioned sprites.
 * Team Rocket is the main group of characters instead of Ash and his friends. (Wait a second, how does that work?)
 * Team Rocket's Meowth is girly.
 * Misty's Togepi needs constant care and wears a diaper (because it acts like a baby, duh!).
 * BONUS: Whenever it needs a diaper change, the poop that comes out is extremely graphic. Then, Ash, Misty, Tico, or Brock will go up and scream "BARF LIKE YOU MEAN IT!".
 * DOUBLE BONUS': When it cries, have it cry so loudly you can't hear the other characters.
 * Misty and Brock are killed in an explosion in the second episode of Johto Journeys, leaving Ash and Tico to take care of Togepi.
 * The music is Disney-esque, using classical instruments and occasionally xylophones.
 * The show is very low budget.
 * The theme song is ME!ME!ME! (BUT WAIT THAT SONG IS GOOD!)
 * Meowth sings The Mine Song from LazyTown in one episode.
 * BONUS: He sings it in Stingy's voice
 * Misty's Psyduck is an alcoholic.
 * It takes place in a town on the US-Mexican border.
 * There are incredibly stupid fart jokes, and they are said frequently.
 * Togepi never evolves, and stays with Ash for the rest of the series.
 * A mutant Catchum Crocodile (from The Get Along Gang) chases the heroes every episode and catches them all in the end.
 * Have the English dub be produced by DHX Media (I like that company, but they'd ruin this show.)
 * Put in morals such as "It's okay to take things without asking.", "You will be safe when catching stinging insects with your hands.", and "Exercise is bad.".
 * EVERYONE stutters their sentences
 * Ash's catchphrase is "Excuse me, Misty!"
 * Misty's catchphrase is "That's not right!"
 * Brock's catchphrase is "Whoa! What was that?!" and he uses it at inappropriate times.
 * Tico's catchphrase is "Smile, Mexico! Say Chuck-E-Cheese!"

Pokémon Advanced (The Hoenn Season)

 * Make May’s Munchlax a human baby who needs constant care, and is commonly seen having bubbles in his mouth.
 * Ash’s Treecko is a weed smoker, and have it never evolve.
 * BONUS: Make it voiced by someone's drunk uncle.
 * Max calls the other characters racist names. (Example: "Ash" to "Black-sh" (Man, that racist name is terrible.))
 * May’s Torchic sings The Hairbrush Song every episode (It would get annoying after a while)
 * May's Bulbasaur is transgender.
 * As a transgender person I think this is absolutely hilarious.
 * Max's theme song is "Candy Candy".
 * The anime solely exists to talk about May's Bulbasaur's dysphoria. (Wait, how is it gonna work?)
 * It'll basically be an I Am Jazz 2.0.

Pokémon XY

 * Remove Alexa.
 * Make Clemont and Bonnie puppets.
 * Remove Clemont's Dedenne, and replace it with a Magikarp.
 * Pikachu evolves into Raichu by using a Thunder Stone, and Ash believes Pikachu ran away.
 * Kill off Penelope from the "Kindergarten Chaos!" episode in her first appearance.
 * Give it a slight feel of Cool Cat Saves The Kids.
 * Let the editors of Cool Cat Saves The Kids edit all the episodes.
 * Make the heroes ugly (like this thing) and the villains beautiful (like that guy).
 * The show takes place in McDonaldland instead of Kalos.
 * Have Serena be a shoddy mary sue.
 * Serena's Fennekin never evolves into Braixen.
 * Ash's Hawlucha's theme song is "Baby Got Back" and make it twerk while singing.
 * Every time Clemont's Chespin shows up, have it dance to a sped up version of PonPonPon (the Kagamine Len and 96Neko cover.)
 * Every 7 episodes, a scene from "Grammar Rock" appears at the end of each one.
 * All characters are voiced by the same person. In this case, Cam Clarke.

Pokemon XYZ

 * Make it a show for preschoolers.
 * All characters are voiced by only two voice actors, one male and one female.
 * Have the characters ask the audience questions, especially super easy questions they already know the answers to.
 * The conflict is non-existent.
 * The characters' eyes sparkle.
 * The music is Disney-esque.
 * Make Squishy the Zygarde a creepy rat.
 * The animation for all episodes resembles the unaired version of Some Enchanted Evening.
 * Each episode has at least two musical numbers.
 * BONUS: They're more annoying than average mainstream 90's music.
 * The backgrounds are full of rainbows and smiling objects.
 * Each episode ends with the characters going to bed as a sleep-inducing lullaby plays.
 * People working in Dingo Pictures work on the occasional effects like zooming in their faces when screaming and sound effects like the "wah-wah" sound.

Sun And Moon (the Alola anime)

 * Make Mallow an agressive alcoholic.
 * Include special effects a la EmperorLemon YouTube Poops.
 * Everyone is voiced by either Cam Clarke, Scott McCord (using his Yang voice), Lisa Oritz or Jennifer Darling.
 * Have the writers of Total Drama All Stars write all the episodes.
 * Two words. Character derailment.
 * Ash, Mallow, Sophocles, Lana, Lillie, and Kiawe are all 19 years old.
 * Remove the Team Skull thugs in favor for Team Flare and a heroin addicted Lysandre.
 * The opening theme is My Past Is Not Today.
 * Similar to The Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald, each episode opens with a segment done in CGI where the real Ash has a problem like the one that must solved by him in the episode. In order to become human, Ash opens a magical door that takes him to the human -or in this case, Pokemon- universe.
 * Have it air on Adult Swim.
 * Have it drawn in the style of 12 Oz. Mouse mixed with The Nutshack.
 * Every character is made to be either the comic relief or voice of reason.
 * Popplio resembles the prototype design for the 1980s Popples toy. However, Lana's Popplio doesn't.
 * Ash's Rowlet is a killer owl and Ash's Litten is actually on fire, all the time. It is used as a running gag until his fire is put out by a School forme Wishiwashi using Water Gun on it.
 * Every character is designed to be a role model.
 * The moral is often -if not always- the complainer is always wrong.
 * The background music is mainly 80's disco music.
 * The theme song lasts only 10 seconds.
 * Include a narrator who explains the obvious.
 * A PSA is at the end of every episode.
 * Lana's Popplio is a human baby who needs constant care, much like Togepi from the Kanto-Johto section of the article.
 * BONUS: When it cries, have it cry so loudly you can't hear the other characters.
 * DOUBLE BONUS: Whenever it shows up, have it sing a cover of Let's Hear It For The Boy by Deniece Williams, but in baby babbles.
 * TRIPLE BONUS: Whenever it needs a diaper change, the poop that comes out is extremely graphic. Then, Ash will go up and scream "BARF LIKE YOU MEAN IT!". Occasionally it will be Mallow, but mostly Ash.
 * QUADRUPLE BONUS: It even rides on an angry baby bear in which we will see later.
 * Have Lillie be very bossy and sassy.
 * Have Mallow's Bounsweet bite and attack people often, making this creature very savage.
 * Make Ash and Pikachu run around all over every scene, especially in inappropriate situations.
 * Constant shoehorned educational value.
 * Make the credits move so fast, that you can't read anything.
 * Have it overuse memes that were funny back in 2009.
 * Alolan!Ash's catchphrase is "That shit doesn't scare me!"
 * Prof. Kukui's catchphrase is "My body is ready!"
 * Mallow's catchphrase is "Oh, when I catch you you're gonna get a god damn good beating!"
 * Lillie's catchphrase is "All cisgender people are transphobic!"
 * Sophocles' catchphrase is "You Whre!"
 * Lana's catchphrase is "Destroy and starve all Fire-type Pokemon!"
 * Kiawe's catchphrase is "Smile, Alola! Say Chuck-E-Cheese!"
 * The show is a cash cow and solely exists to keep making Pokemon merch.
 * Lillie's voice is 10x more annoying! (only applies to the English dub)
 * Lillie's Vulpix is replaced with an angry baby bear. (yeey bears 🐻)
 * Gladion is killed by poachers, who mistake him for an unidentified bear-esque mutant.

Different ways to ruin the show

 * Make it live action with no violence and make all of the Pokémon be Muppets that look very cheaply-made.
 * Like with Johto Pokémon, the ones from Hoenn onwards are designed in the Pokémon Red and Green sprite style.
 * Make it a show for preschoolers with lots of educational value.
 * Have the show be cancelled after the Volcarona movie.
 * So, no Sun/Moon anime?
 * PLOT HOLE! PLOT HOLE!

Animorphs

 * Have the cartoon not follow the book at all.
 * The animals are animated in poor CGI while the humans are animated with bad motion capture.
 * Barney the Dinosaur makes a few cameos throughout the series.
 * The Animorphs sing annoying songs.
 * Halfway through the series, Bubsy Bobcat shows up and teams up with Visser Three.
 * Visser Three kills the Animorphs in the series finale.
 * Have it air on Fox Kids.
 * Add a ton of disgusting toilet humor.
 * Ax is a human weirdo lost in the streets.

Popples (1986) (NOTE: Since Mimitchi33 doesn't like the cartoon anymore, I'll still respect her opinion. This is Sophie's version JSYK.)

 * Make the human characters Billy and Bonnie Wagner argue and scream every second.
 * Give the Popples one-dimensional personalities that make them bland and uninteresting.
 * Change the background music to unfitting 80's heavy metal songs.
 * Have Bonnie spank Billy every time he annoys her.
 * Let Punkster and Punkity never sing. Instead, they are goths.
 * Take out all the kid-appeal jokes and replace them with unnecessary toilet humor.
 * Make Billy and Bonnie years YOUNGER instead of older for season 2.
 * Worsen the Popples' voices.
 * Think about P.C. Popple the Old Smoker, or Prize Popple the Drag Queen, or something.
 * Have the characters do nothing at all for the majority of each episode.
 * Then it would help people with sleeping problems!Fammy seemp
 * One of the characters dies in every episode.
 * It is revealed that an arrested male high school senior who overuses steroids owns the Sports Popples in Popple Cheer.
 * Billy Wagner is obsessed with the Garbage Pail Kids.
 * Billy and Bonnie's designs look similar to the designs in the video on the right.
 * Bibsy and Cribsy use fart jokes to appeal to the audiences.
 * Rubik the Amazing Cube makes a cameo in a few episodes.
 * The Madballs are added as special guest characters throughout the entire Season 2.
 * Not have the 2015 reboot.
 * Make the season 1 voice cast the same as the one from season 2, meaning that Maurice LaMarche voices Puzzle in both seasons.

Star vs. The Forces of Evil

 * The show is called "Keeping Up with the Diazes". Alternate titles are "The Tzatzi Diaz Show" or "Tzatzi and Friends". Whichever one words.
 * Marco is the main character, and Star is a supporting character.
 * Marco is replaced by a mentally ill girl named Tzatzi who has tendancies to kill.
 * Have a bunch of 18-year old high school dropouts write every single episode.
 * At the end of every episode, a moral pops up in Movie Maker style, and the morals are often "You always win if you're good", "Drugs are things to rely on if you're sad", "Strangers are friends you haven't met", "The complainer is always wrong", "Everything can be the way you want it", "Kill members of the LGBT community", "Suicide is an option", "It's never okay to ask for help", "Don't you demonstrate around the Kajun Ku Klux Klan", "When someone tells you that something is your fault, it really is" and "The Bible declares being a LGBT community member a sin".
 * Various hashtags (like #nobodylikesyou, #adhd, #transgenders and #autism) are used in every episode and are in rainbow colors that move very fastly and take up a majority of the center screen, as well as a freeze-framing of the scene that is under the text. When these hashtags show up, a Minimoog cover of the Me!Me!Me! song is heard in the background., followed by an anti-tobacco PSA.
 * Have a controversial episode dedicated to everyone talking about religion.
 * Let the animation style be drawn with Sharpies and animated with a Cray X-MP supercomputer.
 * There are memes and smartphones everywhere, as well as dabbing, juju on that beat, whip/naenae, Dat Boi and Gabe the Dog.
 * Star is a stereotypical '70s disco dancer whose catchphrase is "Burn, baby, burn. Disco Inferno!"
 * Star is voiced by Michaela Dietz (using her Riff voice) and Tzatzi is voiced by Lesslie-Cara Rudolph (using her Abby Cadabby voice).
 * The theme song is Outta Your Mind by Lil Jon and the end credits song is Mony Mony by Billy Idol.
 * Several scenes in the episodes take place in the dangerous parts of Los Angeles.
 * Tzatzi swears every few lines.
 * It takes place in a town on the US-Mexican border.
 * The phrase "I'm a magical princess from another dimension!" 100 consecutive times in a row in every episode.
 * The show promotes prostitution, incest and the usage of illegal drugs.
 * In each scene, there is a camera that moves into places where it shouldn't.
 * Everyone in the show is a Tumblr user. Tzatzi however is a Tumblr, Know Your Meme and Uncyclopedia user.
 * BONUS: Tzatzi also admins a cat meme page on Fakebook.
 * Jackie is revealed to be a stripper.
 * The characters don't move their mouths when speaking. Instead, they move their heads or arms slightly.
 * The budget is very low, and we're talking Paddy The Pelican levels of low.
 * The series is made to be a huge cash cow and solely exists to sponsor companies like McDonald's, NFL, Apple, Disney and the Partnership For Drug-Free Kids.
 * Have everyone sing annoying songs laced with profanity and homophobic content.
 * Shoehorned toilet humor and educational value is abundant.
 * In every episode, Félix (Adrien's prototype character for the Miraculous Ladybug anime PV) shows up, no matter what and gets more screen time than anyone else.

Season 1
Star Comes To Earth
 * Tzatzi comes to Earth instead with her parents.
 * Her parents are also killed in a smoke explosion in their first appearances.
 * At the end of the episode, Star and Tzatzi are treated to heroin, meth, weed and alcohol by Ludo.

Party with a Pony Match Maker School Spirit Monster Arm The Other Exchange Student The Banagic Incident
 * Tzatzi falls into the spike bed.
 * Make Pony Head an overpowered Mary Sue, and she's also voiced by Haven Paschall using her Serena voice.
 * Remove the "I got an F for Fantastic!" and "A-plus with a smiley face" lines in favor of cheap and cliched lines which imply Star and Tzatzi are going to be lesbian lovers later in the series.
 * Tzatzi stabs Mrs. Skullnick with a Ginsu knife at the end of the episode.
 * Have Brittney speak in unsubtitled Traditional Chinese everytime she speaks - nobody understands it except Star.
 * Tzatzi commits a shooting with Star at the football game.
 * Kill off Alfonso and Ferguson.
 * Tzatzi rapes Ferguson in the "Stranger Danger whistle" scene.
 * It's all uncensored.
 * Star gets the monster arm instead.
 * Tzatzi - you guessed it - kills Jeremy with a Sonic Blade kitchen knife.
 * Gustav is replaced with a flamboyant homosexual named Gary.
 * Have Star, Tzatzi and Ash Ketchum hire a firing squad to kill Gustav/Gary.
 * Gary is actually a Scandinavian and pretends to be an American instead.
 * The Banagic commercial is replaced with an airing of Captain Planet, which is playing in ridiculous slow motion.

Recess

 * Change the show's title to "TJ & Friends".
 * Make Ms. Finster and the other adults do absolutely nothing.
 * Replace the music with overly cutesy and babyish stock music, which they never fit in this show with kids acting as teens.
 * Have the Recess Gang act like teens or babies instead of kids.
 * Replace Bonky with Barney.
 * Vince is not athletic, and in the first season, his name is Vans. His catchphrase is "A large mouthed crocodile scene!", which is said every time he gets surprised or interested.
 * Take out any satire in favor of lame, corny pop culture references.
 * Have the show made and take place in 2013.
 * Replace Randall with Perry from The Brothers Grunt.
 * Have the characters interact with the audience every now and then.
 * Include toilet humor in TJ's speeches.
 * Make any animals in the series talk, being voiced by such celebrities as Adam Sandler and Carly Rae Jepsen.
 * Add Ren screaming during every mention of the word "Whomp".
 * Have the kids not even sounding like kids at all.
 * Could this mean they could sound like teens?
 * Actually, they would sound like the elderly. That may creep us out, so try hard not to cringe.
 * Put in annoying musical numbers that teach people to be rude, selfish, etc.
 * What is this, reversed slice-of-life?!?!?!
 * Afraid so. It would mess with our minds badly. Really badly. And as a result, there are rancid morals.
 * Let Toon City animate all the episodes.
 * Make Yope the 7th member of the Recess Gang.
 * IMAO, it would be both good and bad at the same time.
 * I guess, but then again, Yope's kinda annoying.
 * Gus has permanent flu (but how can he be at school if he has that?).
 * He would be at school via TV.
 * Have it advertise deadly weapons and aim such ads at young kids.
 * Just think of the controversy it would stir up! Lethal weapons aren't kids toys, you know. Kids could kill themselves or other people!
 * Besides weapons, add a product placement for 90's children's toys that received controversy and let the characters sing about it sometimes.
 * Any animation errors are intentionally made to hypnotize children.
 * Kevin from Ed, Edd n Eddy, Billy and Bonnie Wagner from Popples, and Eric Cartman are TJ's cousins.
 * King Bob is a bratty kindergartner.
 * Have it cancelled after the movie.

How to Ruin the Episodes!

 * In "The Break-In", it is in its pilot version from 1996, only with changes from above to mess it up even more.
 * In "The Experiment", have TJ kiss Ashley A. instead of Spinelli. (CUE THE TJXASHLEYA SHIPPING JOKES!)
 * In "Jinxed", Gus is forced to listen to the Miffy and Friends theme song 100 times in a row.
 * In "Teacher's Lounge", the lounge is actually a large, filthy prison.
 * "One Stayed Clean" is replaced with a 10-minute animated version of the 1994 Chuck E. Cheese commercial where a boy grows old from waiting for his food. TJ replaces the boy though.
 * I guess someone would make a script for that episode.
 * In "Nobody Doesn't Like TJ", Nobody does anything for a vast majority of the episode.
 * In "Big 'Ol Mikey", Mikey's dream is actually a reality.

Horrid Henry

 * Have it air on Nickelodeon.
 * Remove Beefy Bert.
 * That would probably make it better.
 * How come?


 * Moody Margaret is more annoying.
 * Each episode is based on a GoAnimate grounded video, with GoAnimate text-to-speech voices.
 * There are incredibly stupid fart jokes, and they are said frequently.
 * Perfect Peter is actually the one behind all the mischief Henry is blamed for. Peter, however, is really smart, so knows how to get away from it all the damn time. (Kinda like this video in this link)

Pokémon Fashionistas

 * Fill the show with lame satire references.
 * Have Mellodi not sound like herself at all.
 * Take out the innuendo.
 * Have Mellodi be 8 years old.
 * Include toilet humor.
 * Have N not appear in the show. Instead, make a demented and drunk Bidoof named Stinky appear.
 * Make Mellodi, Bianca, and Iris want to marry Cheren.
 * Have the characters be Mary-Sues/Marty-Stus.
 * One character dies in every episode.

The Many Adventures of MegaToon1234

 * Make all characters swear (They said a few of them, so why not the rest?).
 * Have all characters sing very annoying songs.
 * Replace the music with very annoying music (Think about it).
 * Consider some of the worst BGM from Action 52, or ear-grating renditions of popular video game songs.
 * Include way too much toilet humor.
 * Make the animation look like the post-Season 2 Johnny Test animation.
 * With Little Shop (1991) and The Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa thrown in the mix,
 * Have the show be a rip-off of The Many Adventures of Winnie The Pooh.
 * Add whip cracks for every character's arm or leg movement (think Johnny Test, but more painful to listen to!)
 * Replace all the good fictional characters (I.e. Conker, Sackboy, Baby Sinclair) with bad fictional characters like the Breadwinners, Dora the Explorer, Sanjay, Craig, Angela Anaconda, Rubik the Amazing Cube, Hammerman, Audrey Jr. (from the Little Shop cartoon), Norm the Polar Bear, and the Mega Babies.
 * Have all characters be voiced by Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber.
 * Put in unnecessary, dated, corny pop culture references.
 * Rush the production of episodes in general.
 * A mutant Catchum Crocodile (from The Get Along Gang) chases the heroes every episode and kills them all in the end.
 * Have the characters be Mary-Sues/Marty-Stus.
 * Have dangerous and explosive injuries which happen to be Michael Bay's idea.
 * Have it be released in 2011.
 * Worsen the original characters' voices.
 * Replace the Season 1 theme song with a over-the-top jazz song.
 * Make an episode fully around toilet humor.
 * Have it air on Nick Jr. (Now, wouldn't that be the black sheep of the channel then? Probably.)
 * Eventually, it'll move to Qubo.
 * Make it cancelled after 6 seasons (Meaning all of the show's episodes and footage will be destroyed and gone) (Also, New Years' Blame will become the series finale.)
 * Have there be a cheesy, '80s-esque live-action segment with no violence, make all of the non-human characters be puppets that are a lot uglier than the characters from Mr. Pickles or The Nutshack themselves and akward-looking props, and have it be recorded on a VHS tape.
 * Have the characters break the fourth wall too much.
 * Would they ask the audience questions?
 * Computero Botbolt is replaced with a CGI-animated character that resembles the ugly CGI Crash Bandicoot model from the Crash 2 Features Trailer that makes bad jokes about anything (Well, not really.)
 * Then how about a crudely drawn machine creature?
 * That looks like something out of Klasky-Csupo?
 * Maybe.
 * For the intro from Season 2-present, its animation looks similar to the Pakistan Sonic McDonalds Commercials.
 * The moral is often "Everything can be the way you want it."
 * Have it produced by DHX Media (I like that company, but they'd ruin this show.)
 * The aliens from Pet Alien make time-to-time cameos.
 * The show takes place in a post-apocalyptic Egypt ruled by an Egyptian version of Cyril Sneer (from The Raccoons).
 * The original characters resemble their concept arts.
 * Have there be no Season 0 (The pilot season).
 * Have there be a minor character named Rolento who...always ride on a photo-realistic rhino named Gulp and says the drink that's called "Gulp".
 * Could Gulp possibly be similar to the Giant Realistic Flying Tiger (from Uncle Grandpa)? I mean, they're both photorealistic wild animals and I assume that they're rideable.
 * In the Season 4 episodes, Patty Rabbit (from Maple Town) appears at the beginning and asks the audience extremely easy questions in a monotone voice.
 * The closing logos would contain one vanity card that consists of PB&J (from PB&J Otter) getting killed by a crazed Lupo the Butcher. The words would read "SUNAVABEECH PRODUKSHEENS!"
 * Take out any funny scenes in favor of stock footage of people doing music with their arms (think Jem: The Movie).
 * What about armpit farts (which is gross, and, by surprise, an idea influenced by the PB&J Otter episode "Strike Up the Band")?
 * Sophie the Otter has a crush on Igor the Mii.
 * King Kool, if you're reading this, stay out of it. Igorphie is really bad!
 * A feisty Buizel kills Sophie for stealing its color scheme.
 * The end credits include "BUY OUR MERCHANDISE!"
 * Give it a Pooh's Adventures-esque crossover with Foodfight! (2012) and Nine Lives (2016).
 * Any horror-themed episode is loaded with jumpscares scarier than the ones from Five Nights at Freddy's.
 * Have the writers from Johnny Test write and direct all episodes.
 * Add a pointless llama character who is a friend of "Gulp".
 * Make Fraidy Cat (from the Filmation cartoon of the same name) the main character to contradict the show's title.

How to Ruin the Episodes!

 * In "Balls", have Computero be painted bright pink rather than turquoise.
 * In "The Oil Trap", we find out that the oil is all caused by a stupid chicken.
 * Let's just say that the same chicken is headless. Get it?

Thomas & Friends

 * Make Daisy even more feeble than Dennis.
 * Make Rosie a major character (WAIT THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!).
 * Include toilet humor from season 8 onwards.
 * No educational value.
 * Have all troublesome trucks and diesels swear and call the characters racist names.
 * Everyone's face is the one in the picture. --->Thomas_o_face.png
 * Have dangerous and safety-ruining crashes.
 * Call it "Thomas & Percy".
 * Product placement for the Truth anti-tobacco campaign is in a episode, despite the series taking place in... whatever time period it takes place in.
 * The theme song is a instrumental cover of "Neon Lights" by Kraftwerk, played on a Roland Jupiter-8 by what sounds like a 8-year old boy.
 * Henry loves strong pornography over special coal.
 * Any goof (like equipment visible in the frame) is intentionally made to hypnotize viewers.
 * The Great and Powerful Trixie's face is flashed onscreen to hypnotize viewers.
 * James is named Speed Racer or Jamesphie. Also, he is faster than those bullet trains in Japan.
 * Edward is a depressed character who tries to commit suicide every episode. He is also voiced by Denise Oliver.
 * And he finally commits suicide in the movie.
 * Ffarquhar is now named after the city Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
 * Diesel 10 is a giant baked potato on wheels with a face.
 * Worsen the voices in the CGI seasons.
 * Think about Thomas the Constipated Tank Engine, or Emily the Old Chain Smoking Scottish Stirling Single.
 * The show airs late at night on BBC 2 (then it would be the laughing stock of the channel probably?).
 * BBC 2 then dissolves because of this.
 * Lewd Powerpuff Girls fanart flies across the screen for PPG&MLP-Rule!'s sexual pleasure.
 * My amigo, the PPGs are FIVE. Please get your mental health checked. Until then, I'm calling you a pedophile.
 * The voice actors are:
 * Thomas: Rob Paulsen (using his Coconut Fred voice)
 * James/Speed Racer: Maria Darling (using her Roary the Racing voice)
 * Percy: Charlie Sheen (using his Dex Dogtective voice)
 * Edward: Denise Oliver
 * The original version is animated with bad motion capture, while the CGI episodes are animated like in Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.
 * Edward comes back as a zombie in the 15th season.
 * The learning segments are replaced with one of the characters shooting something with a talking gun named Amy.

Total Drama

 * Include Dora, Elmo, Nina (from Nina Needs to Go!), Angela Anaconda, Milo (from Mars Needs Moms), the Mega Babies, D.W. Read, and Caillou as contestants
 * All the contestants die due to a shark attack in the first season.
 * Yet they're alive and well in subsequent appearances.
 * Chris is a serial killer.
 * In World Tour, the contestants sing nothing but Justin Bieber songs.
 * And the songs from Dora the Explorer.
 * Take out any funny scenes in favor of stock footage of children throwing temper tantrums.
 * Which come from the shows "Supernanny" and "Nanny 911" (I love both shows, but many people don't really like them, especially the former).
 * Have the animation look like Mega Babies.
 * The challenges are easier to the point that even preschoolers can do them.
 * Include a product placement of Toys R Us in one episode and have the contestants sing about it.
 * Not having The Ridonculous Race for a spin-off.
 * Let some celebrity voice all the characters since that's the formula of this list.
 * All marshmallows are toxic. (Once eaten, they stay normal for a few minutes, and then freeze and fall down.)
 * & knuckles NOPE.
 * Have the show air on Nick Jr. (Another black sheep of the channel?! Oh boy...)
 * Replace the theme song "I Wanna Be Famous" with "One Thing" by One Direction.
 * The show is produced by Cookie Jar (now a part of DHX Media).
 * Chef never appears.
 * And is replaced with Fred Figglehorn.
 * Camp Wawanakwa is taken over by Flutterbat and Pahkitew/ScrewYouitew Island is taken over by the Care Bears (in their Atkinson Film-Arts appearances).
 * Yes, I like the Atkinson Film-Arts Care Bears, but they'd probably ruin TDPI.
 * Make the credits move so fast, that you can't read anything.
 * Pahkitew Island is called ScrewYouitew Island.
 * And is an island that floats in the air under a stormy sky.
 * The show is made just to sell toys under 30 minutes (like many 1980's cartoons).
 * Chris is high on meth, complete with graphic sores on his face.
 * Chef/Fred dances especially at inappropriate times.
 * Did I also mention twerking? That's right. TWERKING.
 * Brick is named Broke.

Gravity Falls

 * Bill Cipher is a small, weak Dorito that acts like a MLG person, attempts anyone to get rekt, but fails to do so, and is scared of having to be eaten (Maybe it would be his true form).
 * Peridot makes cameos sometimes.
 * Don't forget Rosalina fetish videos
 * Make the animation style Jim Jinkins + Old Spongebob and also a little Cyriak
 * Kill off Bill in his first appearance (And that makes him have only one appearance in this show)
 * To kill him off, Dipper shoots Bill Cipher with a gun (What?) that kills him off and quickly turns him into a Dorito, and Soos eats Dorito!Bill up anyway.
 * And because of this, Bill Cipher informs L'il Gideon that he gave up and tells L'il Gideon that he'll never get the Mystery Shack now (despite that they are no longer teaming up though), then the part where JonTron hangs himself with a nooze happens. L'il Gideon replaces JonTron though.
 * Make it cancelled after 13 episodes (Meaning Dreamscapers will be the last episode, and some episodes before it are skipped.)
 * After Dreamscapers (This version's series finale), make some successors to this show, but add it with characters and junk not related to Gravity Falls what so ever.
 * And also a nude picture of Mr. Magoo and that Lego SpongeBob set which costs lots of dollars online.
 * And there's some freaks like some lazy couch potato that never does his job to do anything and also lives in his basement and a two-year old named Charles for example.
 * Kill off Stan!
 * In "Soos And The Real Girl" (in one of this version's successors), replace GIFany with Yandere from Yandere Simulator. Plus remove the "Crazy for you Soos!" line.
 * The show airs on Qubo (then it would be the laughing stock of the channel probably?).
 * The music is played on a poor-quality Casio keyboard.
 * People working in Dingo Pictures work on the occasional effects like zooming in their faces when screaming and sound effects like the "wah-wah" sound.

The Simpsons

 * Make it a preschool show named The Adventures of Bart Simpson.
 * Ironically, the cancelled Arabic dub, Al-Shamshoon, was targeted for kids.
 * Have the characters ask the audience questions.
 * Maggie poops in her diaper occasionally. Also, she cries so loud that you can hardly hear other characters.
 * Remove the comedy and replace it with shoe-horned educational value.
 * The conflict is non-existent.
 * The characters' eyes sparkle.
 * The music is Disney-esque, using classical instruments and on some occasions, xylophones.
 * DiC Entertainment produces it. (I like DiC, but let's face it: DiC would ruin The Simpsons.)
 * The animation for all episodes resembles the unaired version of Some Enchanted Evening.
 * Overuse the moral "The complainer is always wrong" for every episode.
 * Female voices sing the theme song.
 * Maggie is a minor character, let alone a wall flower.
 * Homer loves candy and apple juice over donuts and Duff Beer.
 * Itchy and Scratchy is a non-violent cartoon throughout the entire series (like in Itchy and Scratchy and Marge).
 * Have the show air on NBC's Saturday Morning block instead of Fox.
 * Cancel it after 10 seasons.
 * No guest appearances.
 * No Couch Gags or any other gag for that matter.
 * No references to popular culture.
 * The opening sequence is only 10 seconds long, exactly like in “Sideshow Bob Roberts”.
 * Lisa's personality is a clone of Bart's (like in the Tracey Ullman shorts).
 * Krusty is named Buddy.
 * Every 5 to 20 seconds, a character sneezes or hiccups.
 * That would probably make it funny.
 * IKR? But the sneezes and hiccups would be annoying ones.


 * Each episode has at least ten musical numbers.
 * That would be too much to handle.


 * The Kwik-E-Mart is named Q-T-Mart.
 * The backgrounds are full of rainbows and smiling objects.
 * Reveal Marge's rabbit ears that were supposed to be shown in the finale.
 * Everyone is voiced by either Rob Paulsen (using both the Bubsy and Coconut Fred voices) or Sue Rose (using her Angela Anaconda voice).
 * Each episode ends with the characters going to bed as a sleep-inducing lullaby plays.
 * Bart Simpson's theme song is "Everyone Has Feelings" from Care Bears in the Land Without Feelings.
 * Milhouse is a surfer boy who uses lingo that nobody cares for anymore.
 * Lisa Simpson's theme song is "Care-a-Lot" from The Care Bears Movie.

Family Guy

 * Make the show's title "Funny Times with the Griffins".
 * Have it be in live-action with no off-color humor or cutaway gags, and transform all non-human characters into Muppet-esque puppets (think the Lois and Bonnie puppets from Foreign Affairs). The entire series is filmed in front of a live audience with VHS tapes and a Super-8 Video Camera. Also, you can hear the camera man breathing.
 * Have it air on Fox Kids in 1991, and it is entirely produced by Sid & Marty Krofft Productions.
 * Have Stewie and Brian be called "Dewy" and "Drunky" respectively, and Quagmire is a drug dealer named Willie.
 * Have it cancelled after the discontinuation of the Fox Kids block (and perhaps end it with Life of Drunky).
 * After the airing of Life of Drunky, the series gets an animated reboot with no off-color humor, but rather bland, poorly-executed jokes and Smosh-esque comedy. The characters are styled to look like humans from He-Man and She-Ra: A Christmas Special and voiced by the cast of Full English. The animation for the reboot looks like a mixture of The Christmas Tree (1991), Clutch Cargo, Angela Anaconda and Barbie and the Nutcracker.
 * "Scratch out" Scooby-Doo yogurt with Shaggy's eyes scratched out.
 * Replace the "Iraq Lobster" song with "OMG" by Jenna Rose.
 * Wait, what?
 * Seems better, in new seasons they just make jokes out of old jokes from the show... how original
 * Peter loves orange juice over Pawtucket Patriot beer.
 * Various characters' personalities are changed. For example, Meg is a bossy and sassy valley girl, Drunky is short-tempered and bites people and Lois is a paranoid self-diagnosed hypocondriac.
 * Peter eats something every 5 to 60 seconds.
 * Lois mostly screams her sentences. And to add insult to injury, she also has a speech impediment.
 * Add Larry and Steve to the show. (Thus, it would be too confusing on why the prototypes have to be in the same world as the released one.)

How to ruin the episodes!

 * In "Road to the Multiverse", replace the scene where Stewie/Dewy and Brian/Drunky enter a dimension where all people have to immediately go to the bathroom with a scene where Stewie/Dewy and Brian/Drunky enter a Lego universe and replace the scene where Stewie/Dewy and Brian/Drunky enter a dimension run by lesbian men with a Dewy and Drunky enter a Funko Pop universe. Oh, wait...
 * In "Life Of Brian", Vinny (who is renamed Buddy) stays with the Griffins forever.
 * In "The Tan Aquatic With Steve Zissou", Dewy dons blackface instead of going tan.
 * In "Candy, Quahog Marshmallow", kill off the Koreans, Soo-Jin and Willie. In addition, Winter Summer did not exist and it is replaced with some illegally produced VHS copies of Captain Planet and The Christmas Tree (1991) that both play in ridiculous slow motion.
 * In "A Lot Going On Upstairs", Peter, Joe and Cleveland aren't confided into the attic by Lois, but rather a chicken coop. A filthy, freaking chicken coop.
 * In "The Kiss Seen Around The World", remove the Star Trek presentation scene and all scenes where Meg expresses her hatred for Neil are cut out.
 * In "The Finer Strings", Monsanto Equals Murder is removed and is replaced with Rappin' For Jesus.
 * In "Saturated Fat Guy", Peter does not get stuck in his food truck.
 * In "Gronkowsbees", Peter goes and parties with Rob Gronkowski.

Courage The Cowardly Dog

 * Include a narrator who states the obvious.
 * The narrator is the only one in the show who does actual dialogue, the rest of the characters only scream.
 * Air it on Adult Swim.
 * The colors are overly bright a la Problem Solverz.

How to ruin the episodes

 * In "King Ramses' Curse", King Ramses is replaced by Mario's Floating Head from Mario Teaches Typing who says "Beware the diving boards!" And also, the banana god song is replaced with the song, "We Are Number One" But it's very loud, So loud that Eustace's head explodes.
 * In "Perfect", Courage has another nightmare that involves Giygas who then says, "You're...... Next......"

Miss Spider's Sunny Patch Friends

 * Squirt's name is Bob.
 * Shimmer is voiced by Harley Bird, using her Peppa voice.
 * Bounce is renamed to Fart, and he farts instead of bounces.
 * Dragon is voiced by David Winn, using his Lumpy voice.

How to ruin the episodes!

 * In the near end of "The Jitterbug", Squirt/Bob falls off his web again and instead of landing on Pansy's web surfer, he falls to the ground, causing a huge amount of blood to splatter everywhere. Later on, the other buggies in sunny Patch are shown to be at Squirt/Bob's funeral, yet he's alive and well in the next episode.
 * In "Mr Mocking Bug",
 * 1) Replace the word, Mocking with F*cking, so that it would be, "Mr. F*cking Bug".
 * 2) Squirt/Bob has sex with female Bugs instead of imitating other characters.
 * 3) Squirt/Bob does get in trouble, and he gets sent to prison, where he gets beaten up.

Blue's Clues

 * Have Paprika be very bossy and sassy, and frequently insults Cinnamon.
 * Have Blue bite people.
 * Have Steve host all episodes (he'd lose his hair over the series, and the kids wouldn't notice).
 * Have it air on the regular Nickelodeon schedule.
 * Have Blue's Room in all episodes.
 * Add too many clues to confuse the kids (the amount of clues would be 10).
 * Have Steve change notebooks after "Something To Do Blue" (the Steve Goes To College episode trilogy (Joe's First Day, Joe Gets A Clue, and Steve Goes To College) would be skipped ).
 * Fill it with tons of animation errors.
 * And boom mics dropping into shot.
 * And hands going through Mailbox (that happened in one episode).
 * And Knuckles
 * And itching powder. Steve would not control it.
 * and knuckles
 * How many times do we need Knuckles?
 * The songs are more annoying than bad 90's mainstream music.
 * Make Steve run around all over every scene, especially in inappropriate situations.
 * Mailbox only sends spam messages.
 * Slippery Soap melts in his last appearance.
 * Tickety-Tock is nothing but a sun dial.
 * A talking one.
 * Shovel and Pail are replaced with psychotic characters known as Knife and Axe. They also try to kill Steve in every episode.
 * No education value.
 * Blue and Magenta act like rabid wolves at least once an episode.
 * Have it cancelled halfway through the airing of Meet Blue's Baby Brother.
 * The full episode would be leaked on the internet.
 * The tree from "The Wrong Shirt" is in the living room in all episodes. Plus, it grows a mean, scary face slowly as the series progresses.
 * Five words: "A sock in a bakery."
 * We find out the "Really Great Book" in one episode is about... you guessed it... porn.
 * Make an episode fully around toilet humor.
 * Replace the background music of some songs with the soothing sounds of transformers arcing and exploding.
 * The "Glasses" song from "Magenta Gets Glasses" is nothing but Steve and Miranda saying "Glasses" over and over while Whip It by Devo plays in the background.
 * Have there be product placement for the Easy Bake Oven and the Queasy Bake Cookerator. Seriously, look the second one up.
 * The Handy Dandy Notebooks are the dry-erase (and reproduction) ones you find on eBay.
 * BRAIN FASHION is in every episode before Blue puts the pawprint on the screen.
 * Green Puppy is transgender. How would that make it bad?
 * Stephen King writes all episodes.
 * Add product placement for toys like the Pepsi Talking Vending Machine, with the characters saying "Buy (insert toy here) or else you get tickle tortured!".
 * The first episode, Snack Time, is product placement for co-op shops (a Kenner Big Burger Grill would be seen) and Irn-Bru.
 * The Moon in the credits of the Pajama Party episode is voiced by, who else, but Frank Welker using his Dr. Claw/Soundwave voice.
 * Sidetable leaves midway through some episodes to go to "The Box"
 * Her voice actress Aleisha LaNaé Allen was a regular on Out of the Box, so why not?
 * Miranda is a post-OP transgender man with her/his voice dubbed over by Tom Kenny. Again, how would that make it bad?
 * Add whip cracks for every animated character's arm or leg movement (think Johnny Test, but more painful to listen to!)
 * Have furries kill the writing team and take over We already have furries on the show. By "furries", I mean the ones who believe they're a certain type of animal and obsess over fruits, m8.


 * I'm offended.
 * Sidetable Drawer talks in gangster lingo (Her voice actress is black).
 * The Toilet Song from "Morning Music" is replaced with the song in the video. Everybody Poops
 * Steve swears every few minutes.
 * Countless fart jokes are frequent.
 * Have a controversial episode dedicated to everyone talking about religion.
 * The music is Disney-esque, using classical instruments and occasionally xylophones.

PB&J Otter

 * Make the title characters spoiled brats.
 * The show is called Rottenz Sandwichz Otterz
 * Peanut has bloody fangs and sparkling eyes (That's like a Twilight rejection).
 * Jelly sounds like she went through puberty.
 * Butter has an evil, creepy voice and is an overpowered Mary-Sue. Also, she cries so loud, you can't hear the other characters.
 * Opal is an alcoholic mother (Now that wouldn't be appropriate for kiddies, amirite?). She is also named Ohf***you.
 * Flick is a rat named "Plague".
 * Munchy is a stereotypical nerd with an annoying voice.
 * The Raccoons are hyenas instead of their namesake species.
 * The Noodle Dance goes like this: "Noodle Dance! Noodle Dance! Noodle Dance! Noodle Dance! Noodle Noodle Noodle Noodle Noodle Noodle Noodle Noodle! Dance Dance Dance Dance Dance Dance Dance Dance Dance Dance Noodle Dance Noodle Dance NOODLE DANCE!"
 * The Noodle Dance background has light strobe effects. Any characters doing the Noodle Dance twerk entirely throughout the segment, along with them claiming that twerking is good for them.
 * The characters talk to the audience constantly, especially asking them questions they already know the answers to.
 * Mayor Jeff is....well, armed and dangerous. His name is also just Jeff (if you can get the reference).
 * The Snootie mansion is shaped like a pile of dung, and make itself stink.
 * Insert stock footage from movies without any signs of citation in the credits and place them in random scenes with no context whatsoever.
 * No good morals. Only bad ones.
 * Writers from Caillou and The Nutshack write all episodes.
 * Have the show run from 2013-15 on a bad video streaming site (not YouTube, Vimeo, or Dailymotion).
 * Animate the show in poor 80's-esque CGI by Klasky-Csupo (I know that studio is usually good, but then again, they made duds).
 * There are villains that win every episode.
 * The villains would be Dora, Caillou, Barney, and Nina (from Nina Needs to Go!). How about no!
 * Every 2 seconds, there is an animation error.
 * Include a narrator that does nothing but state the obvious.
 * Lake Hoohaw is called Loser Lake.
 * Mr. Bigdog has rabies.
 * Babbleberries are called Bubberreez.
 * PB&J love rotten sandwiches over PB&J sandwiches.
 * Replace Mallard Man with Fanboy and Chum-Chum.
 * Make the credits move so fast, that you can't read anything.
 * Make the characters puppets, like what you'd see on Potterpuppetpals.
 * And have them turn into poorly-rendered CGI characters when they're annoyed.

How to ruin the episodes!

 * In "Babbleberry/Bubberree Day", the Bubberreez turn out to be cherry bombs created by Bart Simpson.
 * In "You Can't Come In", the characters make a slaughterhouse that kills fish complete with bloody, disgusting scenes that wouldn't look out of place on a low-budget R-rated horror movie.
 * In "Go Away Gorilla", there is an actual gorilla which murders PB&J at the end.
 * In "The Silent Treatment", Pinch decapitates Jelly for arguing.
 * In "Picture Perfect", PB&J dress like hobos and are treated to alcohol by Davey Stone from Eight Crazy Nights.
 * In "Too Hot for Fishicles", everything on Lake Hoohaw/Loser Lake decays to dust before being eaten by feral dogs.
 * Drew_pickles_the_colossal_titan_visits_lake_hoohaw_by_ultrasponge-d92opnc.png "Nothin' But the Tooth", a Titan version of Drew Pickles destroys Lake Hoohaw/Loser Lake.
 * In "Soap Box Derby Day", PB&J train a bar of giant swearing soap. Instead of a race, it's a rodeo with soap and explosions.
 * In "The Sleeping Beagle", the episode is nothing more than a live-action beagle sleeping throughout.
 * In "Gotta Dance", the contest is a Twerk-a-thon.
 * In "Otter Pox", the Otter Pox has similar effects to smallpox.
 * In "Eye Spy", Flick/Plague suffers from epilepsy throughout the episode as strobe light effects play for the entirety of the episode.
 * In "Happy Harmony", Mayor Jeff/Jeff's story takes place in a filthy yard in 1968.
 * In "Strike Up the Band", PB&J sing "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor.
 * In "The World's Strongest Otter", Peanut takes steroids.
 * In "Poor Bubbles", Bubbles is taken to a Japanese restaurant to be served to customers, meaning that we'll never see Bubbles again from this point.
 * In "Poodle Power", it is revealed that Honey Boo-Boo cut the power out with her weight.
 * In "Lost and Found", the clowns turn out to be psychopathic.
 * In "Follow Your Nose", PB&J and Flick/Plague encounter crazy naked mole rats instead of moles.
 * In "The Ice Moose", Old Tim gets killed and has his head mounted on the wall by Nigel Thornberry's evil twin from another universe.
 * In "Three Super Otters", the Mega Babies confront PB&J and Munchy and set them on fire.
 * In "Butter's First Checkup", Dr. Molar Fox is replaced with Freddy Fazbear.
 * "Kid Court" is a rip-off of Space Jam.
 * In "Munchy's Sinking Feeling", Munchy goes through major character derailment and stops being a nerd. He begins attempting to cut his arms and tail.
 * In "Come Back, Mama", Opal/Ohf***you doesn't finish the Snooties' cake in time.
 * In "Hope Castle", there is a tornado that wreaks havoc across the land, sucking the protagonists into a dystopian dimension.
 * In "Nanner Says I Do", Aunt Nanner ends up getting married to a drunk skeleton.
 * In "Opal/Ohf***you and the New Otter", Ricky is a 25-year-old human man who falls in love with Jelly (Beastiality pedophilia alert!).
 * In "Goodbye Lake Hoohaw/Loser Lake", Lake Hoohaw/Loser Lake is sucked by a black hole.

Little People (1999 claymation TV series)

 * Michael is mean to his friends.
 * Have it air on the regular Nickelodeon schedule, taking up half of all afternoon timeslots.
 * Eddie and Freddie dance at inappropriate times.
 * It is made by DiC.
 * Include a lot of extremely disgusting toilet humor.
 * Have it be poorly animated with bad motion capture.
 * Put in morals such as "It's okay to take things without asking.", "You will be safe when catching stinging insects with your hands.", and "Exercise is bad.".

South Park

 * Butters is the protagonist, and he is de-aged to four years old.
 * Wipe Tweek from existence.
 * The show goes until Season 800.
 * Make it a child-friendly The Get Along Gang rip-off.
 * Cartman/Barry loves vegetables over Cheesy Poofs.
 * The season 1 theme song is an over the top jazz song. The subsequent seasons use cutesy instrumentals for a theme song, not unlike the mid '80s Care Bears commercials.
 * Give everyone anime-esque (a la Boku no Pico) realistic looks.
 * Stan and Kyle are named Huggy and Kissy respectively.
 * Have it air on Disney Channel in 1986 and produced by Sunbow Productions in association with Marvel Productions.
 * Make Cartman/Barry highly friendly, sweet, and well-mannered to the point where it's extremely creepy. Plus, make him have a REALLY huge addiction to Care Bears and Monchhichis.
 * Kenny and Cartman are named Yoogi and Barry. (PBBT SUPERDOG19 REFS)
 * The backgrounds are full of flowers, butterflies, and smiling objects.
 * PC Principal is replaced with a stereotypical 1950s housewife character named Betty.

How to Ruin the Episodes!

 * In "You're Getting Old", when Stan/Huggy turns 10, he starts seeing people and objects as rainbows, kitty cats, unicorns, hearts, smiley faces, etc. Whenever he listens to music, he'll hear cutesy babyish songs.
 * In "Kenny Dies", Kenny/Yoogi miraculously lives... somehow.
 * In "Make Love, Not Warcraft", the title is instead "Make Love and Pac-Man", with the boys playing Pac-Man for the Atari 2600.

SheZow

 * The theme song lasts 1 minute! ONE MINUTE!
 * All characters are voiced by the same person.
 * There's a narrator who explains the obvious, similar to the narrator of Peppa Pig.
 * A PSA is at the end of every episode.

Maggie and the Ferocious Beast

 * Every 5 seconds, the beast scares the viewers with an ugly face or an ear-bleeding roar.
 * Have it air on Adult Swim at 2 am.
 * The Beast eats Maggie and Hamilton in the last episode.
 * Make Hamilton eat feces every five minutes, then he tells the viewers to barf like they mean it.
 * Change the name to "Funny Times with Maggie and Friends"
 * Maggie is a whiny brat.
 * The show is rated TV-MA-DLSV

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1987

 * Call it "The Leonardo Show".
 * That would make it better IMHO.


 * Have the characters ask the audience questions.
 * Have there be shoe-horned comedy.
 * Hanna-Barbera and Ruby Spears produce it.
 * I know, they're sibling studios, but they'd ruin TMNT 1987.
 * Writers known for the worst cartoons ever made write all episodes.
 * Kraang is called "Chet".
 * The Shredder and the other villains do nothing but act stupid for over a hundred episodes.
 * For example, the Shredder thinks Dimension X is the nickname of the local Showbiz Pizza Place, and the trans-dimensional portal is used for microwaving foods and making ice cream.
 * Mona Lisa is Raphael's love interest and girlfriend in all episodes.
 * It would be both good and bad.
 * Irma von Langinstein and April O'Neil are lesbians.
 * Everyone is voiced by Levi Stubbs (using the Audrey II voice), Doug Parker (using the Megaman voice), Jennifer Darling, Rob Paulsen, Seth O'Hickory (using the Mailbox voice), James Murray (using his Splinter voice), and Jennie Kwan.
 * Make all the children seen in the show spoiled brats.
 * All characters named Jeff are....well, armed and dangerous.
 * Make Irma run around all over every scene, especially in inappropriate situations.
 * Rocksteady and Bebop talk only in high-school French.
 * The Shredder is named "Bob".
 * The Shredder rides around in a giant can of Rainy Day Foods Alfalfa Seeds on wheels with a giant Oobi-like hand thing on it.
 * Insert stock footage.
 * Replace all battle scenes with stock footage of people solving problems just by eating Mentos.
 * The plans for attacks by the villains (and vise-versa) are easier to the point that even preschoolers can do them.
 * The backgrounds are full of rainbows and smiling objects in the "Red Sky" seasons.
 * Have the show be EVEN MORE Lighter and Softer instead of Darker and Edgier for the "Red Sky" seasons.
 * Each episode ends with the characters going to bed as 70's, 80's and 90's electronic music plays (or in the case of the "Red Sky" seasons a sleep-inducing lullaby).
 * Have it cancelled after 8 seasons (meaning that "Turtle Trek" will be the final episode).
 * Vernon eats something every 5 to 60 seconds.
 * Splinter wears a lampshade all the time.
 * The animation for all episodes resembles the episodes of Scooby Doo, Where Are You?.
 * Fill it with tons of animation errors.
 * The Foot Clan are just guys in three-piece suits.
 * Shredder's legs are colored flesh instead of steel, making it look like he isn't wearing pants.
 * New York City is called "Famous Ray's City"

How to ruin the episodes!

 * In Turtle Trek (the finale in this version), New York City/Famous Ray's City surrenders to the Care Bears.
 * And also Shredder/Bob, Kraang/Chet, and the other baddies get killed, so HA!
 * In The Catwoman from Channel Six, the episode is nothing more than a live-action 25-minute video clip of men in Ninja Turtle costumes babysitting a 13-year old girl in a cat costume with a "Channel 6" necklace while speaking in hilariously bad voices with poor visual and audio quality.
 * In Attack of the 50-Foot Irma, Irma stays giant and gets married to Godzilla, and somehow, Mothra gets jealous.
 * In The Turtle Terminator, Shredder/Bob and Kraang/Chet create a drunk skeleton instead of a android clone of Irma.
 * Could the drunk skeleton be a distant relative of Sans (from Undertale)?
 * In Pizza by the Shred, Weird Pizza To Go is called "Ray's Weird Pizzas".

KaBlam!

 * The segments are replaced with mayo.
 * Henry and June don't appear at all, so Ryan hosts instead.
 * Have the show be called "KaKaKaKaMAYO TIME!"
 * All the mayo is expired.
 * Insert awful .jpg stock images.
 * The last episode reveals that Ryan is Peanut Otter in disguise.
 * Both characters are voiced by Adam Rose (who, in my opinion, is highly underrated).
 * Give it a spin-off halfway during the third season called "Ryan's Fun World", which rips off Elmo's World.
 * Have it overuse memes that were funny back in 2009.
 * One word: Jumpscares

Miraculous: Tales Of Ladybug And Cat Noir

 * All of the akumatized villains win in every single episode.
 * Adrien gets killed off in Reflectika.
 * Each episode contains tons of filler.
 * A Fire PIF is at the end of each episode.
 * Replace the Kwamis (Tikki, Plagg, Nooroo, Trixx, Duusu, Wayzz) in favor of a lame magic spell.
 * Have an episode devoted to Marinette (as Ladybug) reading "Everybody Poops".
 * It is cancelled halfway through the airing of "Ladybug and Cat Noir (Origins - Part One)", and afterward the full episode is leaked onto the internet.
 * The animation is done in the style of Grojband and The Gigglebellies.
 * Litter it with memes that were funny back in 2015.
 * Every 10 seconds a character twitches, sneezes, coughs or picks his/her nose.
 * It airs on Cartoon Network multiple times a day.
 * Make it in early 2016 and let it run for only one season.
 * Make Adrien a conservative Christian nutjob who's catchphrase is "Screw the Beatles and praise Jesus!"
 * Marinette's catchphrase is "I might have gone in too many places!"
 * Chloe isn't a snob, but rather a prissy 16 year old girl from Los Angeles who is obsessed with Keeping Up With The Kardashians and Scream Queens.
 * Replace Hawk Moth with an exceptionally skinny person that dresses like a bald eagle named "Angry Eagle".

SuperNoobs
Just kidding! I bet you wanted to see how the show should actually be bad, not just a simple answer! Here we go!
 * Make it a spinoff of Johnny Test.
 * Change the title to "n00bz!11!!11!", "Noobies" or "Funny Times With The Noobs"
 * Memnock and Zenblock never appear. (They only appear in Bob and Rob human form)
 * Make the fighting scenes in ridiculous slow motion. (talk about snoozefest!)
 * Insert awful .jpg stock images, included with in your face watermarks.
 * Shope's birthname is 'Jadwiga' instead of Jennifer.
 * Include forced inappropriate educational aesops at the end of each episode.
 * Kevin carries around a rape whistle and he blows it every time Tyler speaks.
 * The Noobs use comedy to fight villains (mostly jokes a la the ones Luan Loud makes).
 * Each episode has at least one musical number.
 * The animation for all episodes resembles Detention (which is pretty low budget quality-wise, yet sort of smooth)
 * Have Tyler wear a paper cup with the Scooby Doo characters on it, but Shaggy's eyes are scratched out.
 * Tyler's catchphrase is "Korean OMG!"
 * Kevin's catchphrase is "When in doubt, whip it good!"
 * Shope's catchphrase is "Woah! High-impact sexual violence!"
 * Roach's catchphrase is "Blame it on the rain!"
 * Stingy from Lazytown is a major character, and his catchphrase is "It's mine, binch!"
 * Mitzi Mozzarella from the Rock-afire Explosion is also a main character and she appears in live action, green-screened onto the scenes she appears in as a framing device a la Shining Time Station. Mitzi's live-action scenes are also filmed with a Super-8 video camera. Mitzi's catchphrase is also "I just wanna say... diarrhea!"
 * Stingy and Mitzi are both SuperNoobs, with Stingy holding a yellow battle ball and Mitzi holding a pink battle ball.
 * Pictures of Helen Henny are flashed onscreen to hypnotize viewers into worshiping her and wanting to buy Helen Henny merchandise for sexual pleasure.
 * Sportacus appears in every episode, and no matter what, gets more screentime than everybody else.
 * The Noobs live with Mem and Zen in their house, and instead of the whole sleep-fighting, have Zen be an insomniac who constantly wakes the Noobs from their sleep.
 * Everyone is a Tumblr user.
 * Cool Cat (from his own film), an animated version of Jess from Unfriended and the cast of Detention make cameos in every episode.
 * The series is aimed at kids under the age of 12, but has a cult following of adult fans called "Senior Noobs".
 * The end credits move so fast that you can't read anything. In addition, at the end of the credits, a marathon of Nightmare-ranked scary logos is present for the next hour or so, or stolen Family Guy Funniest Moments videos
 * Let the animation style be drawn with thick-tipped Sharpies and animated with a Cray X-MP supercomputer. In addition, the art style for the show is similar to the art style for K3, which means when the characters smile, it is absolutely fucking horrifying.
 * The felt friends from Blue's Clues come on the screen every once in a while to teach the viewers about sex ed.
 * Include an episode called "The Noobs and Friends Read Viewer Mail!" where the Noobs, Stingy and Mitzi read mail. This episode starts off with Kevin reading complaints from viewers of the show about despite being aimed at kids aged 12 and under, it contains lessons about sex ed from the felt friends. In response, they do a hypothetical Bowderlized episode of their show to explain that their show would not be as good as it is if it was legitimately aimed at children with the help of the 3 main characters from K3. In the Bowderlized episode, all the inappropiate content is removed in a similar way to how Pooh's Adventures is censored, and Shope is replaced with Talia from Lolirock. The episode ends with Mitzi and Shope singing Hotel Room Service by Pitbull.
 * In the end, the whole episode is revealed to be an absinthe and acid-induced dream of Kevin's.
 * Various hashtags (like #nobodylikesyou, #adhd, #transgenders and #autism) are used in every episode, followed by an anti-tobacco PSA.
 * In each scene, there is a camera that moves into places where it shouldn't.
 * The characters don't move their mouths when speaking. Instead, they move their heads or arms slightly (Think MLP: Newborn Cuties)
 * The budget is very low, and we're talking Paddy The Pelican levels of low.
 * The series is made to be a huge cash cow and solely exists to sponsor companies like McDonald's, NFL and the Partnership For Drug-Free Kids.
 * Have everyone sing annoying songs laced with profanity and homophobic content.
 * Shoehorned toilet humor and educational value is abundant.
 * The writers for some of the worst cartoons ever (new Spongebob, TTG, PPG 2016) write all the episodes.
 * Stingy calls anybody anything but their real names, such as calling Tyler; "Bowbow", Kevin; "Kevman", Shope; "Soap", Roach; "Cockroach" and Mitzi; "Mozzy".
 * Tyler has a fetish for belly growls, luckily (at least in Tyler's case), If Roach happens to eat something, this will happen to him, and it will lead to him vomiting everywhere.
 * It is directed entirely by Michael Bay, which means you're in for lots of explosions.
 * Kevin has bishounen eyes.
 * Wipe the fandom from existence because they are fucking crazy and keep drawing porn of the characters??? THAT WOULD BE GOOD BUT JUST GET RID OF THE PORN PLS THANKS
 * Mr. T makes cameos in every episode, claiming he will help the Noobs, Stingy and Mitzi when they need it, but we never even see him helping them.
 * The voice actors goes as follows:
 * Tyler is voiced by Joe Conti (using his Rolf voice)
 * Kevin is voiced by Tom Kenny (using his Spongebob voice)
 * Shope is voiced by Rosie Reyes (using her Lana voice) but in "A Noob Divided Cannot Noob" and onwards, she is voiced by Laurie Hymes (using her Lillie voice)
 * Roach is voiced by some college freshman's anonymous drunk uncle trying to pull off his best Nick Wilde impression.
 * It is cancelled halfway through the airing of "I Know You Noob", and the full episode is leaked onto the internet.

IF YOU WANT TO SEE THE SECOND VERSION ON HOW TO RUIN SUPERNOOBS, GO TO How To Make Good TV Shows Bad/Supernoobs version 2

How to ruin the episodes!

 * A Noob Hope:
 * Make it a poorly made live action pilot where the Noobs destroy their school and get arrested. In addition, the entire episode is filmed on a VHS camcorder. Also, you can hear the cameraman breathing.
 * Jock Jockerson gets decapitated by Stingy and Shope, as well as a group of Devo fanboys we never grow to care about.
 * Tyler gets freaky with Kevin for all TylerxKevin shippers' sexual pleasure. No, it is not censored.
 * Towards the end of the episode, have the noobs pull a Steven Universe and include RubyxSapphire-esque scenes, with Tyler in Ruby's role and Shope in Sapphire's role.
 * Have Tyler poke fun at homosexuals by wearing clothes and talking in voices similar to the really cartoony gays in this Family Guy clip.
 * The Noobs Strike Back
 * As of this episode, the entire series is animated.
 * Make it a crossover with all characters from Sausage Party.
 * Include a musical number centered around Shopwells titled "Shopwells Forever!"
 * A running gag is that Frank (from Sausage Party) dabs.
 * Just for this episode, the battle balls are replaced with Genji's ninja stars. Don't ask.
 * Super Noob Suits
 * Have the noobs go on a trip to a boring museum instead of an aquatics center.
 * Shope's costume is designed to be more sexually pleasurable for male viewers.
 * Tyler's latex outfit is blue instead of pink.
 * "The Black Something" is replaced with "The Kawaii Dino"
 * For some reason, the theme song for this episode is Sissy That Walk by RuPaul.
 * Noobies vs. Smoothies
 * Running gag is that Roach keeps rolling on the floor and screwing everything up.
 * Tyler's date doesn't go well with Amy, destroying TylerxAmy forever.
 * Go Noob Outside
 * The Candy Mama game is a bootleg Sonic The Hedgehog game.
 * The noobs stay inside for the entire episode.
 * Curb Your Noob
 * Kevin stays as a dog for the rest of thee series.
 * The warden of the dog pound is replaced with a stereotypical donut-eating security guard.
 * Noob Kids On The Block
 * The Noobs twerk to Hit The Quan instead of singing the Supertastic Four song.
 * Then, they do the same thing, but they're dancing to Hoodie On by Matt and Kim.
 * Have Jock dance to This Is Your Left.
 * The Glee Club sings a cover of Lean On by Mitchell Musso, but it's reversed, with the members actually pronouncing the lyrics backwards without fail. No reverse effects needed.
 * Fourth Down And Noob To Go
 * The Noobs get major injuries at the end of the football game.
 * Tyler does not wear the cow costume. Sorry Tyler fangirls, take your fapping somewhere else :(
 * Tyler admits that he is a FUCKING DIRTY ASS FURRY
 * Who, What, Where, Noob
 * Shope is sent to the all girls school, but still goes to Cornbury Middle School with Tyler, Kevin and Roach in subsequent appearances.
 * Make it like one of the Shope torture porn episodes there were a bit of in season one.
 * Let Kevin become invisible instead.
 * At the end of the episode, have everyone scream 'IT'S SHACK THE NUT!'
 * Shake Your Noobie
 * Instead of a medieval theme have the dance be centered around Club Penguin.
 * Tyler does not dance with Amy.
 * Jessie is killed off in her first appearance.
 * Where No Noob Has Gone Before
 * The whole episode is cut out in favor of a 10-minute version of Shope screaming Kevin's name at ear bleedingly loud volume that will literally make the audience go deaf.
 * How To Care For Your Noob
 * The guinea pig is named Difficult McF instead of Easy McA.
 * Tyler and Roach actually having homosexual intercourse in the bathroom.
 * Turn Shope into a controlling bitch for the rest of the series.
 * The Noobs Meet Count Venamus
 * Count Venamus is revealed to be a rabid kangaroo who is also a Peridot ripoff.
 * Dude, Where's My Noob
 * The battle balls are used for sport instead of being misplaced.
 * Tyrannosaurus Noob"
 * Shope's favorite dinosaur is the T-Rex instead of the tricerotops.
 * When Good Noobs Go Bad
 * Roach turns into an emo kid, and he stays an emo for the rest of the series until he is killed off in this version's version of The Nooby Blueby Booby.
 * Superdoods!
 * The SuperDudes are revealed to be a pack of starving raccoons.
 * License To Noob
 * The noob's eyes are infected instead of Mem and Zen's.
 * Noobot VS Venabot
 * Put in WWII jokes.
 * Nazi posters make time to time appearances in the backgrounds.
 * Zooper Noobs!
 * The noobs stay at the Earth zoo.
 * Noob Kid In Town
 * Catboy is renamed 'Dogboi'.
 * Parent Teacher Noobs
 * The noobs don't make an effort to cover up the fact that it's Parent Teacher.
 * Noob It Or Lose It
 * Uber Trash Brothers is replaced with Dangan Ronpa v3 Killing Harmony.
 * Noobsitters
 * The noobs babysit a toddler who continuously throws temper tantrums.
 * Replace the dinner scene with Nanny 911 footage.
 * How To Use Your Noob
 * The battle balls are destroyed.
 * A Noob Divided Cannot Noob!
 * Have the noobs sing a song dedicated about how apples are good for you.
 * Pedobear and Nina from Nina Needs To Go appear at the house party.
 * Super Natural Noobs
 * The noobs camp at a camp site built over an ancient Indian burial ground and the whole episode is them not being able to sleep because the damn place is haunted by spooky ghosts of natives.
 * The Supernoobs Super Cup
 * Cheating is condoned instead of being banned.
 * How To Noob The Science Fair
 * ...well... It's the worst episode ever so there's really no instructions on how to ruin it, so have Kevin taunt Shope more I guess?
 * Noobtube
 * "Extreme Virus Warriors" is revealed to be a cashgrab.
 * The whole episode is revealed to be an acid-induced dream Kevin had when he was also intoxicated by alcohol.
 * The Noobie Blueby Booby
 * Roach is killed off and we never see him again, except an apparition of him in later episodes.
 * Noobs vs. the Earth-sterminator!
 * Tyler reveals to be a huge weeaboo.
 * Noob Colored Glasses
 * Shope joins Mr. Wertz's goggle cult.
 * Let It Noob, Let It Noob, Let It Noob!
 * It is an all around Christmas episode, with everyone shoving Christmas carols in your face.
 * In the beginning of the episode when Shope calls Tyler on his phone, Tyler's ringtone is replaced with Stingy scream-singing "You Reposted In The Wrong Neighborhood".
 * To Catch A Noob
 * Roach's apparition wrecks havoc on Count Venamus' ship thing.
 * As of this episode, Kevin stays in his glorm weasel form. He still has the bishounen eyes.
 * The Noobiest Place On Earth!
 * Have the episode be a lazily done and poor crossover with this article's version of Pokemon.
 * Count Noob-a-nus
 * The noobs are abducted and thrown into space, only to come back to the Earth at the end.
 * I Know You Noob
 * The three Emmas hold the noobs at gunpoint at some point in the episode.
 * Let the three Emmas drown in the ocean when the Eagle drops them in it.
 * The Noobs Meet The Incredibly Amazing Man
 * The Incredibly Amazing Man is revealed to be Kevin's father.
 * Kevin's "Okay Boy" moniker is replaced with "Fake Ginger Boy".
 * The Noob Cave!
 * Tyler takes on a Donald Trump-esque persona named Trumpy Tyler for the episode, and he hires some minions of the Hall of Tyler to build a wall around the US-Mexican border.
 * Cut out any scenes with Kevin and the Critter Cave in favor of that scene where Shope has a slap-fight with the wind.
 * And replace THAT scene AGAIN with footage of angry radical feminists.
 * To Noob or Not To Noob
 * Have Tyler date Shope instead.
 * In that scene where Tyler and Amy Shope are in space, they both sufficate, die, and then turn out to be alive in the next episode without rhyme or reason.

The Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald

 * The budget is very low.
 * Ronald McDonald's house's interior is a regular everyday living room.
 * Make the animated parts' animation look like a combination of Clutch Cargo, Aladdin and the Adventure of All Time, Mega Babies, and The Nutshack, while the live action parts are animated with bad motion capture, a shaky camera, and terrible green screening.
 * Professor Pinchworm/Screwy destroys McDonaldland in the finale with a nuke.
 * The character designs for the McDonald's characters are their 1970's-early 80's versions, save for Birdie (who is an actual bird).
 * Birdie becoming a actual bird? What?
 * The end credits move fastly to the point where you don't know what's happening. Eventually, you'll end up seeing the 1998 Klasky-Csupo logo (however, it would be in its 2002 alternate version, even though TWAoRM first came out in 1998.)
 * The theme song includes seizure-inducing flashing lights in some parts.
 * Grimace's mouth moves like a sock puppet or the Canadian characters from South Park.
 * And it moves rather poorly.
 * Tika is a loud-mouthed swearing cowgirl.
 * Franklin always uses dated '90s slang when he speaks.
 * Mayor McCheese makes a cameo in "Birthday World". That would actually be good!
 * The Live-Action Ronald is played by Bob Brandon, who played the clown in the 70's.
 * The old versions of the Fry Kids make cameos.
 * Hamburglar does nothing but pick his nose.
 * Sundae only screams, especially in pointless solutions.
 * Include a lot of poop jokes, fart jokes, butt jokes, crotch gags, gross-out humor, and corny songs.
 * Every 8 seconds a character sneezes or farts.
 * Pinchworm is changed to an amnesiac and demented robot-cat named Screwy, who wants to eat Sundae, and talks a la Horat from the Nutshack.
 * BONUS: His minion is a demented chicken.
 * Every episode ends with Ronald McDonald and Sundae shooting something with a talking gun named Patty.
 * Innuedos!
 * In one episode, Franklin and Tika have sex.
 * What the fuck they're CHILDREN
 * Add a glitter dog who's friends with Sundae.
 * Put in morals such as "It's okay to take things without asking.", "Always go with strangers", "The complainer is always wrong", "You will be safe when catching stinging insects with your hands.", "Everything can be the way you want it.”, "When people say something is your fault, it really is, and "Exercise is bad.".

How to ruin the episodes!

 * Birthday World: Instead of the rollercoaster turning people into babies, they turn them into living piles of poop.

Todd McFarlane's Spawn

 * Make it an Saturday morning cartoon, complete with talking animal sidekick (which could be a raccoon named Mr. Sixties, who is a '60s music fanboy whose catchphrase is "Screw Jesus and praise The Beatles!")
 * Have the animation be similar to the 1967 Spider-Man cartoon.
 * The music is just weird tunes played on a Minimoog.
 * Spawn fights evil foreign stereotypes, generic, green-skinned, and magical monsters, and evil warlords.
 * Spawn has a moustache.

Spider-Man 1967

 * Have the budget be even lower.
 * The animation is Ivor the Engine-esque.
 * All the characters are voiced by ten people.
 * Have it be like the Spider-Man image macros.
 * Spider-Man always fights the classic Spider-Man villains.
 * Have it released in the early 2010's on YouTube, specifically 2012.

Tom and Jerry

 * Have no voice acting at all.
 * Tom never wins.
 * Spike is just a random dog with no personality.
 * Take out all the violence.
 * Wipe the controversial scenes from existance.
 * Take out all the humour.
 * Tom and Jerry are both dogs.
 * Fart jokes.
 * Have it be a cartoon made by Nelvana and Nickelodeon and have it premiere in 2007.
 * In one point of an episode, Tom gets reduced to a head and Jerry doesn't seem to feel sorry for him, similar to the caption of this picture.

Johnny Test (Season 1 only)

 * Lots of innuendos.
 * Female screams are constantly heard.
 * But that's already in the show.
 * The season is entirely made by Cookie Jar.
 * Dukey is a normal everyday pet, but make him a highly aggressive bulldog.
 * Mary and Susan are 7 years old and are girly girls.
 * Johnny is a whiny brat that loves toilet humor.
 * Rename the show "Johnny and Friends"
 * Johnny's parents are loudmouthed rednecks.
 * The conflict is non-existent.
 * Every 5 minutes, the scary 70's "Monkey On Their Backs" anti-heroin PSA appears out of the blue.
 * The theme song is a screwed up version of Whip It by Devo.
 * It is released on YouTube at first.
 * Gil is a 3-year-old spoiled toddler with a personality similar to Caillou.

The Fresh Beat Band Of Spies

 * Champ Von Champ Von Winnerchamp is voiced by a 79-year old chain smoker woman, similar to that of Pat Walsh.
 * The show airs on Comedy Central.

Ed Edd 'n' Eddy

 * Add a Pointless Character like this: LTH.jpeg
 * What's with you and SpongeBob?
 * Overuse toilet humor.
 * Ed is the smart one.
 * Double D is just a stereotyped comic relief character.
 * Eddy praises Satan, yet he acts saccharine towards anyone.
 * He is also a feminist. Forget it.
 * Only 90's kids remember when that text wasn't striked through ;)
 * The Kankers are girly girls who love cute things and are ballet dancers.
 * The animation resembles The Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa.
 * Cancel it halfway during the Halloween special and never reveal the rest of Ed Edd n Eddy's Boo Haw Haw.
 * The theme song goes like this: "Hello hello! We're the 3 Eds! This show will never ever end! We are here with all of our friends! You can count on us! It depends! Ed Edd n Eddy (10x)!"
 * Oh yeah, did I forget to mention? "This show will never ever end" line? It's also a twist of irony to go with it.
 * DW Read replaces Sarah.
 * Kevin is voiced by Courtland Mead (using his Ned Needlemeyer voice).
 * In-your-face shots of the characters are present.
 * Have it spawn no merchandise.
 * Eddy's Brother appears in all episodes.
 * Rolf practices underage drinking in one point of an episode, just like that.

The Amazing World of Gumball

 * Gumball has a really squeaky voice.
 * Darwin has an afro and pants.
 * Richard is quite well-behaved.
 * Nicole is perverted.
 * Darwin resembles a real fish.
 * Penny is an actual penny that does nothing at all.
 * Larry doesn't run all the stores, and is a cardboard box who looks like if Beemo and Spongebob did the fusion dance.
 * MORE innuendos.
 * And eventually there's just a big finish innuendo that's pretty much just the characters doing it uncensored.
 * Patrick Star is Gumball's two-year-old toddler brother who wears a diaper and can't do basic math.
 * Gumball is red and has a huge mohawk. He is also named Steve.
 * The theme song is played with a broken accordion.
 * Anais isn't very smart, and says things that make no sense, and are pointless.
 * Darwin is voiced by a 79-year old chain smoker woman, like Pat Welsh who voiced E.T.

F is for Family

 * All the characters sing annoying songs.
 * Characters like The Grimace, Elsa, Ronald McDonald and Clemont from Pokemon XY make time to time cameos.
 * Bill never appears and a surfer kid named Loco Larry is the replacement for him.
 * Have Bill/Loco Larry talk in surfer boy slang nobody ever cared for.
 * In one episode, Maureen says "Glasses" over and over while "Whip It" by Devo plays in the background, wearing sunglasses and doing the Science Dance from Adventure Time. (WAIT THAT'D BE HILARIOUS!!!)
 * Have the show rated TV-Y and have it designed to teach children morals, the morals often being "The complainer is always wrong".
 * Even better, every single moral taught is usually horribly rancid.
 * Include millions of animation errors, and they are intentionally made to hypnotize viewers.
 * Add TJ from Recess saying "THIS WHOMPS!" everytime Frank calls Maureen "princess".
 * Have the characters ask the audience questions, especially questions they already know the answers to.
 * Make Kevin a minor character.
 * BONUS: HIS HANDS ARE MACHINE GUNS
 * Everyone is voiced by Glich'e, which means when they scream it sounds painful.
 * BONUS: THEY ALWAYS SCREAM.

How to ruin the episodes:
 * In "The Bleedin' In Sweden", Frank watches the fight at Vic's.
 * In "Saturday Bloody Saturday", have Bill/Loco Larry be completely careless and a total a-hole to Maureen, 10 times more than she is to him.
 * In "The Trough", have everyone sing a song devoted to sitting on the toilet.
 * In "F Is For Halloween", have Bill/Loco Larry dress up as a bottle of Clorox, and have him wail around the neighborhood screaming "DRINK BLEACH!".
 * In "Bill Murphy's Day Off", have Bill/Loco Larry set fire to himself.
 * In "O Holy Moly Night", everyone gets killed by a huge bomb and the entire show is cancelled.

Steven Universe

 * The theme song goes like this: "Deez Nuts, Deez Nuts, Deez Nuts, STEVEN! (x4) (dubstep bass) GA-A-A-A-RNET! (echoing Garnet with bass dropping) A-A-A-A-A-A-METHYST! (echoing Amethyst with dubstep bass) P-P-P-P-PEARL! (echoing Pearl with bass dropping) and Steven! (echoing Steven) STEVEN UNIVERSE! (intense echoing)"
 * The animation looks like a mix of The Adventures of Paddy the Pelican and The Nutshack.
 * Have there be an episode with a plot similar to the Rubbadubbers episode, Amelia the Babysitter, with Garnet in Amelia's role, Steven in Baby Tubb's role, Pearl in Baby Sploshy's role, Jasper in Baby Terence's role, Amethyst in Baby Winona's role, and Ruby in Baby Finbar's role.
 * Steven is a whiny brat who throws tantrums almost every minute.
 * The show airs on PBS Kids.
 * Make the Crystal Gems normal people (in that case, they can't fuse together and stuff).
 * Give it a crossover with the following shows: Adventure Time (Wait, Adventure Time is awesome), Mega Babies, The Nutshack, Grojband, Dora the Explorer, Barney and Friends, and Caillou.
 * Make Lapis Lazuili a schizophrenic.
 * Rose Quartz makes cameos as a villain.
 * Make Peridot homicidal.
 * Jasper is a package of cheetos.
 * Make Sapphire and Ruby weirdos lost in the streets.
 * Lars is named Steve.
 * Sadie is named Maria.
 * Garnet is weak.
 * Malachite, Jasper and Lapis' fusion, never appears. It is replaced by a package of bubbles that expired in 1942.
 * Onion grunts a lot.
 * Make Connie a Mary-Sue, like Chloe from the Fairly Oddparents.
 * The lion never appears and is replaced with a typical wolf fan-made character you'd see on DeviantArt.
 * Not give it the "Say Uncle" crossover.
 * Actually, that would be better, IMO.
 * Frybo is a package of expired McDonald's fries.
 * Steven loves oranges over Cookie Cat ice cream sandwhiches.
 * Throw in obnoxious background characters!
 * The characters resemble the puppets from Peppermint Park.
 * Ernie from Peppermint Park is a major character.
 * Give everyone weird accents, which are all Text-To-Speech voices from Google Translate.
 * The show solely exists to sponsor McDonald's.
 * Make the end credits song "The Rollcall Song" by Twaimz.
 * Instead of corrupting, Jasper dies and turns into a happy ghost. She is then named "Jasper the Friendly Ghost".
 * Replace Leggy with Harambe.
 * Make a subseries about 7 homeworld Gems we've never met have to go through an emotionally heartwrenching quest, questioning their own superiors and maybe even their alliance. There is a lot of character development, heartbreaking scenes (such as Lepolite, the de facto leader and the most relatable of the group, corrupting). But just when it is about to end, it makes a pop culture reference, so everyone says it's bad and leaves the fandom.

Wizbit

 * Give everyone weird accents provided by international text-to-speech voices from Google Translate.
 * Give Wizbit more realistic, anime-esque eyes.
 * Have it take place in the modern times.
 * Wizbit's catchphrase is "I may have gone in too many places!"
 * Wooly's catchphrase is "Bing, bing, binggity bang!"
 * Make it a lame comedy show aimed at third-fifth grade-aged boys filled with poop jokes.
 * It is made in 2015.
 * There are memes and smartphones everywhere, as well as dabbing, juju on that beat, whip/naenae and Dat Boi.

Clarence

 * Make it an anime.
 * Replace Jeff with a sparkledog named Sprinkles.
 * Replace Sumo with Dat Boi.
 * Replace Clarence with a neko girl named Zuzu.
 * The show is called 'NekoBoiDog Deluxe Gogo!'
 * Give everyone sickly-sounding text-to-speech international accents from Google Translate.
 * One character dies in every episode.
 * Have the background music, theme song, and ending credits music all be strange tunes played on a Casio keyboard.
 * The characters resemble their concept designs.
 * Include cheesy, outdated and corny pop-culture jokes.
 * Kim Kardashian makes a guest voice role in " Jeff Sprinkles Wins".
 * Include seizure inducing backgrounds.
 * Hello Kitty is friends with the Sprinkles, Dat Boi and Zuzu.

We Bare Bears

 * Everyone sounds like they're high.
 * Grizz is a weed addict.
 * Ice Bear is a ballerina and is an acid addict.
 * Panda is a smoker.
 * The show is called 'Drug Addictz Bearz"
 * The We Bare Bears resemble the Care Bears from Care Bears: Adventures in Care-a-Lot.
 * Have there be product placement for the Easy Bake Oven and the Queasy Bake Cookerator.
 * BRAIN FASHION is in every episode.
 * The background music is just weird tunes played on a Minimoog.
 * Kill off Chloe (and her parents), Lucy and Nom Nom, all in their first appearance.
 * Put in musical numbers telling kids that being LGBT+ is bad, it's okay to not have menustrial periods for weeks, drugs are okay and 'are things to rely on when you're sad', jewish people are 'the devil's work', etc. Basically they all don't convey good messages.
 * Each episode contains Nazi propaganda.

Robokip

 * Bert isn't stupid.
 * Dolly isn't a nag.
 * The show is an educational CBeebies thing.
 * Take out all the slapstick humour.
 * Have Heneryj write the episodes.
 * In that case, lots of urinal references! Everybody say it with me: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
 * EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
 * ((runs in room)) thats just so disgusting why would someone let heneryj write all the episodes he'd just throw his fetishes everywhere


 * No one. Just no one would let Henereyj write any of the episodes.
 * Because, you know...
 * Everyone is replaced by a robotic, repetitively colour-changing Mudkip like the one in the picture.
 * Kip is a huge brat, and he spends the majority of lots of episodes being rude to everyone.

Pucca

 * The show is made only to sell toys.
 * In this case, it's a toy-based cartoon.
 * Take out Garu, the Smiley Men and Ring Ring.
 * Have Pucca talk, using a high-pitched, sqeaky voice which makes you want to commit suicide.
 * The ninjas love rotten sandwhiches over noodles.
 * The animation looks like a mixture of Pixel Pinkie, Kawaii Crush and The Nutshack.
 * Take out the comedy and make the show educational.
 * Add Squidward screaming during every mention of the words "It would be a great honor!"
 * Use rancid morals over and over.
 * Policeman Bruce is named Policeman Bob.
 * Make Pucca an overpowered Mary Sue.
 * Take out all the jokes and replace them with overused in-your-face toilet humor.
 * Dr. Jean's Banana song plays during intermissions.

Lolirock

 * Rename the show Iris And Friends and have it air on JUCE TV at 9:00pm.
 * Iris is an anti-Semite who drinks alcohol every 10 seconds.
 * Talia is a scene kid who has a new hair color every episode.
 * Auriana is literally a talking bag of ketchup chips. (if you don't live in Canada, look them up. They're fucking delicious.)
 * Gramorr, Praxina and Mephisto are Alcoholics Anonymous mentors and their goal is to get Iris into AA, but they fail each time.

Liberty's Kids

 * James has a huge addiction to Nicky, Ricky, Dicky and Dawn.
 * Add Elmo and Barney, who both make time to time cameos.
 * Sarah is turned into a racist, and she calls the characters racist names.
 * Henri is a spoiled brat.
 * Moses drinks Alcohol every five minutes.
 * Remove George Washington and replace him with Donald Trump.
 * It is made in 2017 and takes place in several different locations.
 * Williams Street produces the entire show.
 * Add toilet humor and constant cursing.
 * Add a pointless character who claims he is always there to help the main characters, but we never see him helping the.
 * No educational value.
 * All the characters' voices are text-to-speech international accents from Google Translate.
 * The theme song is more annoying.
 * It lives up to 9000 seasons, and airs on Nickelodeon multiple times a day.
 * King George is revealed to be none other than... D.W. Read.
 * Put in McDonald's product placement. A lot of it.
 * The animation is Rapsittie Street Kids-esque.
 * Bubble Bass is in the show, and he usually does does [youtube.com/#/watch?v=0A67YpUs6sQ this]

How to ruin the episodes!

 * The Boston Tea Party make it a poorly made Live-Action pilot.
 * Valley Forge make it an off-topic Christmas Special.
 * The First Fourth of July The Annoying Orange and a Watermelon guest star in the episode.

Fraggle Rock

 * Give it a reboot that is made in 2016 and animated in poorly-rendered CGI.
 * Have Elmo show up and make him a main character.
 * Have product placement.
 * Elaborate.
 * Have the Fraggles die of a nuclear explosion in the series finale
 * Replace the trash monster with the Walt Disney Neon Mickey logo
 * Have a lot of foot clapping during random moments.
 * Make it in poor stop motion.
 * The main Fraggles are de-aged to toddlers.

My Life as a Teenage Robot

 * Make it the first puppet/stop motion show produced by Where's Lunch.
 * Wipe away Brad from existence.
 * The show is made in poor stop motion animation.
 * Let the writers of Pixel Pinkie write all the episodes.
 * Make Jenny a drug addict (But she's a robot! How can that happen?)
 * Nora's age is reduced to 25.
 * Jenny is voiced by Kristen Bone (using her Maggie from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast voice).
 * The theme song is "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-a-Lot.

Ellen's Acres

 * There is not a super long theme song that lasts forever
 * Make it air on Nick Jr.
 * Make the characters more ugly.
 * Horrible animation and stock expressions are added.
 * The animation looks like a mixture of My Life Me, SuperNoobs, The Christmas Tree and Clutch Cargo.
 * Let the writers of Uncle Grandpa write all the episodes.
 * Make Ellen throw tantrums constantly, but worse ones than the children on Supernanny and troublemakers on GoAnimate grounded videos.
 * We get to see Mateo.
 * The series get rebooted, with CGI graphics.

The Werten Show

 * Werten actually speaks.
 * And he has an incredibly annoying voice.
 * The show is not based on ROBLOX, but rather some stupid Lego wannabe.
 * Every episode is just tons of explosives.
 * 1x1x1x1 makes an appearance in some of the episodes.
 * Werten is a cliché American teenager.
 * The episodes last 20 minutes.
 * Have it premiere in 2012.
 * ITVdude2000 appears in an episode, telling Werten that he is his creator.
 * The episodes are filled with memes.
 * Every episode is filled with R15 losers and ODers.

Homestar Runner

 * Make the theme song "Hamsterdance".
 * Remove Strong Bad Email, Teen Girl Squad, and Powered By The Cheat.
 * Turn The King of Town into Grimace.
 * Make the site go defunct forever in 2010.
 * Kill off Coach Z.
 * Turn Homestar Runner into a stupid athlete.
 * Make Marzipan encourage other people to look up her dress.
 * Make the show TV MA DLSV.

Jingaroo

 * The theme song is Barbie Girl by Aqua.
 * The series is produced by CineGroupe. (I have nothing against this studio, but still...)
 * The characters are live-action people in costumes of Australian animals (think Zoobilee Zoo).
 * Fill it with as much toilet humor as possible.
 * Get rid of the sports focus.
 * Jingaroo is replaced with a live-action costumed version of Walter Kangaroo from Adventures of the Little Koala.
 * Jabiru has a boring, monotone voice provided by Speakonia's American Male Voice 6.
 * The characters do nothing at all for long periods of time.
 * We find out that Sydney is actually a female in "Sydney's Review".
 * Give it a crossover with Angela Anaconda.
 * And for the 'reboot', give it a crossover with the version of The Loud House mentioned on here.
 * The musical numbers are annoying and too long.
 * Give it a reboot by Vanguard Animation in 2009 and make it their first live-action show.
 * The Water Tree is replaced with a giant version of the ВИD Mask.
 * Snoot and Toot are a pair of dung beetles named Poop and Fart.
 * Victoria is de-aged to a spoiled 6-year-old emu chick. She is also played by a then 4-year-old Honey Boo-Boo.
 * Humpty-Doo is a stereotypical '70s disco dancer whose catchphrase is "Burn, baby, burn. Disco Inferno!"
 * Barney the Dinosaur and the Teletubbies make a cameo appearance in "Groote Expectations", dressed in fancy wear.

The Loud House

 * Have the show be titled "The Lit Af Louds".
 * Include high amounts of shock humour and questionable dialogue, as well as an annoying laugh track which plays at the unfunniest lines.
 * Have it air on Teletoon multiple times a day, and on the Hallmark channel at 2:00am every day. It then moves to JUCE TV and stays, taking up most of the evening and overnight schedules.
 * It is produced by Nelvana, and is then produced by Williams Street starting in Save The Date.
 * Mark from Fuck No TV Tropes, the writers of some of the worst Family Guy episodes ever and the writers for The Nutshack write all the episodes.
 * Derek Savage and Ramon Lopez direct all the episodes.
 * Everyone that had editing credits for Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa edit all the episodes.
 * Everyone is voiced by either Jesse Hernandez (using his Horat voice), Bryn MacAulay (using her Suzi, Roxy and Gina Lash voices), Alyson Court (using her Arkayna, Brie and Trina voices), Kira Tozer (using her Misha voice, but only after Driving Miss Hazy and beyond), Stacey DePass (using her Emma, Mags, Sharon and Nikki voices), Michael Cera (using his Little Gizmo, Todd and Brother Bear voices), Jacqueline Pillon (using her Cookie voice), Julie Lemieux (using her Louise, Dragon Disk, Josee, Chance and Kelly voices), Lyon Smith (using his Corey, Jay and Mickey voices), Scott McCord (using his Yang and McGee voices), Cory Doran (using his Mike and Lenny voices) or Sara Camacho (using her Birch voice).
 * Disco, Country and Bluegrass are used as the show’s main music genres.
 * In Season 2, the characters do not lin sync, but rather move their heads or limbs slightly when they are speaking.
 * In every scene, there is a camera that moves and zooms into places where it shouldn't.
 * The theme song is an OM27 Suzuki Omnichord cover of Swagger Jagger by Cher Lloyd by what sounds like a 9-year-old with ADD. In the case of the reboot (which will be mentioned later on), it is changed to the PFDFA Meth jingle (the one from the rare variant of the PSA it appears in, but the jingle from the common variant is used in every third episode).
 * The sound effects and special effects are done in iMovie.
 * The animation style is a mixture of post-Season 2 Johnny Test animation and the unaired version of Some Enchanted Evening.  Despite this, some characters are real-life puppets green screened onto backgrounds. But in Season 2, the animation is done in motion capture a la Barbie And The Nutcracker.
 * Every second episode is animated using Garry’s Mod, and every 5th episode is animated poorly in Flash by first-year animation students. In an episode is animated in this style, there is only one asset for each character.
 * Similar to the Arabic dub of The Simpsons and the Hebrew dub of the actual show this section is based around, words like "beer", "root beer" and references to any kind of meat like bacon or hot dogs are either removed or replaced with words like "soda" or "juice".
 * George Wood/NAVGTR appears as the Loud family’s butler and raccoon hoarder.
 * Only season 1 is aired on TV, and season 2 is labelled as a direct-to-DVD spinoff by the name of “The New Adventures Of Lincoln Loud and Friends”, which takes place in a world a la Little Golden Book. The characters would be older and are Popples.
 * Give it a terrible and unessecary film adaption which is released in theatres, and is then spun off into several direct-to-video films.
 * Have it be made to sell merchandise in under 22 minutes, like a lot of toy-based cartoons from the 1980’s.
 * Most of the characters stutter their sentences.
 * Clyde’s dads are replaced with Birdie the Early Bird and Ronald McDonald.
 * The characters’ catchphrases go as follows:
 * Lori’s catchphrase is “Eggplants!”
 * Leni’s catchphrase is “If you’re happy and you know it, do some drugs!”
 * Luna’s catchphrases are “All heterosexual sex is rape!” and “Stupid cishet scum!”
 * Luan’s catchphrases are “Smoke weed everyday!”, “I blame the Jews!” (she says this whenever something bad happens) and “Troglodyte!”
 * Lynn’s catchphrase is “Egads!”
 * Lincoln’s catchphrase is “Smile, Royal Woods! Say Chuck-E-Cheese!”
 * Lucy’s catchphrase is “Death walks among you.”
 * Lana’s catchphrase is “Allahu Akbar!”, and whenever she says it, an explosion takes place.
 * Lola’s catchphrase is “Everybody poops.”
 * Lisa’s catchphrase is “Your fricking life ends 30 minutes from now.”
 * Lily’s “Poo poo!” catchphrase stays the same. In addition, whenever she says it, has a messy diaper or cries, she cries so loudly that you can’t hear the other characters.
 * Lori’s phone ringtone is an audio recording of Lincoln romantically wooing a picture of Ronnie Anne.
 * The characters constantly break the fourth wall in EVERY. SINGLE. EPISODE.
 * The Funny Business hotline’s ringtone is a cover of Scatman by Scatman John, which is sung by Lola with Lana doing the noises that play during the song.
 * A character is seen being viciously murdered by the Teletubbies in every episode, but the murdered character appears alive and well in the next one, save for characters like Ronnie Anne and Clyde, who are killed off in this page’s version of the episode lineup.
 * The Loud family’s house is replaced with the BND Mask.
 * Include product placement for The George Foreman Grill, Fresca, The Truth anti-tobacco campaign, Showbiz Pizza and a fake brand of perfume called “Lola: A Fragrance for Lonely, Hairy Men”.
 * Let the characters be drawn with thin-tipped black Crayola washable markers and colored with off-brand crayons you'd see at Target.
 * Give it vibes of Family Guy, Big Mouth, Fugget About It, F Is For Family and Bojack Horseman.
 * Rush the production of the whole show.
 * Luan is revealed to be a depressed sociopath who uses jokes to cope with her sadness. In addition, she is also an active user on the Kiwifarms forums, along with Lynn and Lori.
 * The characters’ personalities are dumbed down, one-dimensional ones provided by TV Tropes.
 * At the end of every episode, a moral pops up in Movie Maker style. They include “Suicide is an option”, “Drugs are harmless”, “No baby is born heterosexual/Babies can determine their gender”, "Everything can be the way you want it", "You always win if you're good", "You will be safe when catching stinging insects in your hands", etc. For every episode that is a Lincoln torture porn, the morals are either “When someone says something is your fault, it really is” or “The complainer is always wrong”.
 * As a response to people complaining about the show including anti-Semitism, drug promotion and the like, there is an episode called “The Loud House Viewer Mail #1“, where the Loud kids read viewer mail. The episode starts off with Lincoln reading complaints from viewers of the show. In response, he does a hypothetical Bowderlized episode of the show to explain that The Loud House The Lit Af House would not be as good as it is if it was aimed at children. In the Bowderlized episode, all the inappropriate content is removed in a similar way to how Pooh's Adventures is censored, and Lynn is replaced with Chanel #5 from Scream Queens. The episode ends with Luan singing Don’t Stop Believing by Journey.
 * The musical numbers are replaced by songs that commonly appear on Do Not Play Lists at weddings, such as Blue by Eiffel 65, Every Breath You Take by The Police, My Humps by the Black Eyed Peas, the Grease Megamix, My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion, YMCA by The Village People, You Give Love a Bad Name by Bon Jovi, Who Let the Dogs Out? by Baha Men, Gold Digger by Kanye West, and I Will Survive by Gloria Gaynor.
 * In addition, some generally horrible or “so bad it’s good” songs will make appearances, such as Watch Me Whip by Silento, Achy Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus, Calypso by Spiderbait, Sweet Like Chocolate by Shanks And Bigfoot, I'm So Happy I Can't Stop Crying by Sting, Go West by Pet Shop Boys, and We Are Family by Sister Sledge.

How to ruin the episodes!
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Clifford the Big Red Dog

 * Clifford is just a regular dog at a regular size...
 * ...or he is a tiny dog, since he wasn't looked after well enough as a puppy.
 * In the last episode, Clifford gets old and dies.
 * On second thought, it would kinda tell kids what dealing with that type of stuff would be like.


 * Have the cartoon not follow the book at all.
 * Reboot it in the 2010s, using CGI graphics.
 * Oh my God, I predicted the future.

Blanche

 * The intro has an incredibly cringy sing-along.
 * There are human characters, who want to kill Blanche, and eat her.
 * Have the characters eat meat. Why would that make it bad?
 * Because the entire cast are animals, one of the major characters being a pig.
 * There are random Sonic Says-esque morals.

Harvey Beaks

 * Give everybody anime eyes.
 * The characters are in hideous CGI.
 * Give it a crossover with SuperNoobs.
 * There are fart jokes, memes, and twerking everywhere.
 * The music is played on a Casio keyboard.
 * Have it be on Crunchyroll.
 * De-age Harvey, Fee, and Foo into preschoolers who all have a spoiled brat streak.
 * A photo of the Earffel Tower (pictured on the right) appears in Harvey's room as a picture on the wall without any context (I love the photo, but it would be pretty out of place in the show IMO).

Tokyo Mew Mew

 * Make the characters not lip sync, but rather move their heads when they are speaking.
 * Make the show in Garry's Mod.
 * Make Ichigo even more annoying. Same applies to Pudding, except in this case, replace annoying with hyperactive.
 * Make the reason why Pudding is hyperactive because she does drugs.
 * Make Lettuce keep her glasses during her transformation.
 * Gender bend Kisshu, Pai, Tart, Ryou, Keiichiro, and Masaya.
 * Make Masaya the 6th mew mew who does nothing at all to help the team.
 * Turn Keiichiro into a Chimecho.
 * Make Da-Da the creepy ogre baby/donkey combination one of the baddies.
 * In the last episode, Kisshu is graphically killed, and we get to spend the rest of the episode staring at his rotting body getting eaten by ants.
 * Mint isn't a rich snob, but rather a girly-girl from California that's obsessed with My Little Pony and Steven Universe.
 * She also says "like" in all of her sentences.
 * Zakuro is a 12 year old girl named "Apple" and is infused with a ladybug.
 * At the end of every episode, there is footage of the Zazoo screaming boy commercial.
 * Lettuce is 17 years old and doesn't appear in most episodes because she is working at PBS Kids.
 * The events of A La Mode are canon in the anime.
 * Every minute or so, there is a Johnny Test whip crack.
 * The weapons of the Mew Mews are Happy Meals.
 * The theme song is Break Man's theme from Mega Man 3, but it's 194 dB.
 * Pudding's "na no da" is replaced with "fuck you".
 * Masha is replaced with Toodles.
 * Zakuro/Apple is Lettuce's younger sister that likes PBS Kids for some strange reason.
 * Have there be product placement for Happy Meals and Caillou toys in each episode.
 * Make there an episode which does not have any commercial breaks. Even worse, the episode is only about Ichigo, Mint, Lettuce, Pudding, and Zakuro/Apple praying to Keemstar.
 * Pudding transforms into a Pokemon every 5 seconds due to fetish.
 * Every episode, someone is killed, but is alive and well in the next episode.
 * The credits are replaced with the music video for "Ding Dong Song".
 * Add a character that does nothing but appear in episodes and dance, especially in inappropriate times.
 * Did I mention twerking? That's right. TWERKING.
 * Ringo is added, but she is a Luan Loud ripoff.
 * Everyone's OC is added, but if they are good, they are made bad, just like THIS.
 * There is a shitload of Loud House references in the show, and most of them are made by Mint.
 * The PS1 game and GBA game are removed and instead replaced with a poorly made Wii game that's just a copy of Ninjabread Man.
 * Add in toilet humor.
 * Yep, only 4 words need to explain it.
 * All characters are voiced by Glich'e, meaning that when they scream, it sounds painful.
 * Guess how often they scream? ALMOST ALL THE F*CKING TIME.
 * Insert satanism. I mean, think about it. Every Landover Baptist Church user will whine about the show if it has satanism in it.
 * Add in strobe lights, except they're worse than the strobe lights from Rocket Power and even F*CKING ELECTRIC SOLIDER PORYGON.
 * The show makes fun of Keemstar haters and Autistic people.
 * Cafe Mew Mew is replaced with a McDonalds.
 * All 5 Mew Mews are Tumblr users.
 * Mint, however, is both a Tumblr and Uncyclopedia user.
 * Remove the Runt scene from Episode 15 and replace it with footage of Caillou Joins The Circus.
 * Mint often wakes people up from their sleep because she's an insomniac.
 * Kill off Ichigo's friends and replace them with William (from violette1st) and Jayden.
 * At the end of each episode, a moral pops up in Movie Maker style. However, the moral is always "The complainer is always wrong" or "Everything can be the way you want it".
 * Lettuce is a Needy Needle ripoff and slaps people if they call her Cabbage.
 * Let J Waughtal and Mark from Fuck No TV Tropes write each episode.
 * Pai's head is a pie, and Tart's head is a Pop Tart.
 * There is MOUNTAINS of filler in the episodes.
 * In that case, get ready to play this clip on the right often:
 * A group of trolls from YouTube guest star in one episode.
 * The show is eventually cancelled, but is rebooted in the style of Teen Titans GO!, turning the girls from actual heroes into heroes that most of the time don't even fight.
 * And Kisshu comes back from the dead as a ghost in one episode, wanting to come back from the dead with help from a smart-alec cat-like creature.
 * There are smartphones and memes everywhere, including dabbing, Dat Boi, Doge, and Pepe.
 * In one episode, Ichigo spells out a phone number to call so you can receive a pack of rare Pepes. She then proceeds to say "If you don't dial this number, I'll murder your damn family!".
 * & knuckles NO!

Sesame Street

 * Have it air on Cartoon Network
 * Have Elmo and Elmo's World in all the episodes.
 * BONUS: The chicken dance appears in every single TV segment in Elmo's World. (It would get annoying after a while)
 * Kill off Ernie and Bert at the 20th season.
 * Oscar doesn't appear at all, and is replaced with a very ugly rat named Whisker.
 * Have bullying in all the episodes, just like the banned episode, Episode 4029.
 * Episode 4029 isn't banned and it becomes the most frequently aired episode worldwide.
 * Petermullinvideos joins the cast of humans in the 2010s and becomes a main protagonist.
 * It last over 10,000,000 seasons.
 * Big Bird's appearance is similar to an ugly ostrich.

Rick And Morty

 * Remove Summer and replace her with the Lecture Lady from Elmo's World.
 * Let the insane Rick fangirls run the entire show.
 * Rick is in his 20's instead of his 80's.
 * Have it air on the Hallmark channel. Eventually, it'll move to Teletoon (don't ask).
 * Make Beth a teen mom. (NO PLEASE NO OLDER ME FROM 2016 WHAT WERE YOU THINKING WHAT THE FUCK)
 * Have Rick be a chick magnet.
 * Don't have it cross over with The Simpsons.
 * Morty isn't a nervous wreck, but rather a hunky football player who is obsessed with Sonic The Hedgehog. In addition, he also acts like SammyClassicSonicFan.
 * Product placement for Red Man Chewing Tobacco in every single episode.
 * Remove the "stick this up your butthole" and "over and over Rick and Morty adventures" scenes from Episode 1 and replace it with footage of the Detention episode "Too Good To Be Truant".
 * Wipe the "Ricksy Business" episode from existence. (Why? That episode kicked ass!)
 * Jerry is replaced with an agressive chihuahua dog that is fused with a Jolteon.
 * Instead of being an Atheist, Rick is a conservative Christian nutjob who forces the bible on Morty and tries to illegalize same-sex marriage, gay adoption and interracial marriages in every episode and fails. Also, he denies accurate scientific evidence relating to Christianity and wears a big, bulky cross necklace.
 * Similar to The Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald, each episode opens with a segment done in CGI where the real Rick and Morty have a problem like the one that must solved by them in the episode. In order to become humans, Rick opens a magical door that takes him to the human universe. Essentially, it's the plot of every episode done backwards.
 * The show attacks religions other than Christianity (Jewish, Hindu, Atheist, Islam, Muslim), mentally ill people, homosexuals (basically the entire LGBT+ community), interracial marriage, orphans, people who adopt children and disabled people.
 * Despite all this, the show is rated TV-Y (You know, for kids!).

Doraemon

 * Make the animation style look like The Adventures of Paddy the Pelican.
 * The budget is very low, like, very, very low.
 * Have it be called "Jacob and the Gadget Cat".
 * Have it made in 1965 and let it run for one season.
 * Have it from the United States instead of Japan.


 * Racist.
 * Doesn't matter, it can work in either way.
 * Actually, it is not racist. Do your homework.

Donkey Kong Country

 * Take out the awesome theme tune.
 * Animate it in very poor stop motion, in which it makes it look like a drunk Aardman Animation-esque or Rankin-Bass-esque animation thing.
 * Think two musical notes per episode is too much? Just imagine if each episode had five musical notes!
 * Make Kiddy Kong the main character.
 * Make Skurvy the main villian instead of K. Rool. It wouldn't be the same without the latter.

Spawnjz/Spongey Cheese

 * The show is either called "Spawnjz" or "Spongey Cheese" (because it has tons of product placement for Chuck E Cheese and Showbiz Pizza).
 * Have it made in 2005.
 * 04_(11).jpg the show in Garry's Mod.
 * Did Garry's Mod exist in 2005?
 * Yes, according to Wikipedia it was released in late 2004.


 * All the characters are TF2 freaks (e.g. the Vagineer and Painis Cupcake)
 * There are random Sonic Says-esque morals.
 * Patrick is a human man wearing a PTT Chuck E. Cheese costume 24/7/365, like the one right here -->
 * Squidward is a Something Awful-goon wannabee who makes fun of autistic people and uses the fag suffix like there's no tomorrow.
 * Let Mark from F*** No TV Tropes and Ed MacDonald write all the episodes.
 * Everyone that edited The Rapsittie Kids - Believe In Santa edit all the episodes.
 * Derek Savage (aka Daddy Derek) and Ravager Library II direct all the episodes.
 * The show is produced by Williams Street.
 * Squidward's house is the ВИD Mask.
 * Everyone is either voiced by Rob Paulsen (using his Toodles voice), Maria Darling (using her Amelia (from Rubbadubbers) voice), Kristen Bone (using her Maggie voice), Rick Bailey (using his Quezar and Beach Bear voices), WelvenDaGreat, Scott Wilson (using his Chuck E. Cheese voice), Denise Oliver (using her Maurecia voice), Nancy Lenihan (using her Helen Henny voice), Joe Conti (using his Rolfe & Earl voices), Ben Minnotte, or Russi Taylor (using her Webby voice).
 * Have there be product placement for the Sony SLV-KS1 Movietime Kids VCR and the characters rap about it.
 * The show solely exists to advertise Magic Mart, Pibb Xtra, Chuck E. Cheese, and Bob's Space Racers' arcade games.
 * The show airs on a select few PBS stations as a overnight program for kids, and is eventually moved to JUCE TV.
 * Give it a spin-off halfway during the third season called "Gary's Clues", which is a huge knock-off of Blue's Clues.
 * In said spin-off, Gary defecates to spread clues.
 * Oh, and he's a poop-dispensing machine.
 * Every time he poops, he shrieks for a full minute.
 * Sandy is a con artist opossum.
 * Keep it running through at least 1000000 seasons (I know it's impossible, but still...).
 * If it's impossible, what's the use of saying "but still"?
 * I meant to say that it would be worse.
 * The Krusty Krab is replaced with a Showbiz Pizza Palace and everyone who eats at it pukes from how terrible the pizza tasted (see this for info ).
 * WAY too much toilet humor.
 * Fill it with unfunny pop culture references.
 * Gory jumpscares are abundant and unexpectedly appear at random moments.
 * In-your-face shots of the characters appear whenever the viewer doesn't expect it.
 * The theme song is an instrumental cover of "Hardware Store" by Weird Al Yankovic, played on a Suzuki Omnichord by what sounds like someone's drunk uncle.
 * The Special Friends theme song plays at random moments.
 * MB5aqi4_(2).jpgres of Helen Henny are flashed onscreen to hypnotize viewers into worshipping her and wanting to buy Helen Henny merchandise for sexual pleasure.
 * Larry is replaced with a zombified Crusty the Cat.
 * In addition to that, John Widelock voices him!
 * And his voice is super creepy! YIKES!
 * Barney the Dinosaur and Elmo appear in the live action segments and they are framing devices a la Shining Time Station.
 * All the insert songs are replaced with Chuck E Cheese's and Showbiz Pizza songs.
 * Make an episode for each anniversary of events in Chuck E Cheese and Showbiz Pizza history about said events.
 * The children from 1980s and 1990s Chuck E. Cheese commercials make cameo appearances.

How to ruin the episodes (Spawnjz/Spongey Cheese)

 * Help Wanted: SpongeBob gets a job as a restroom cleaner at Showbiz Pizza.
 * Reef Blower: The characters speak in this episode.
 * Tea at the Treedome: SpongeBob and Patrick actually die of dehydration, yet they are alive and well in the next episode.
 * Ripped Pants: The episode is renamed to "Pooped Pants", and SpongeBob poops his pants instead of ripping them. Also, when the poop is shown, Sandy says "BARF LIKE YOU MEAN IT!" to the viewers.
 * Naughty Nautical Neighbors: Squidward actually dies after choking on the fork, and instead of Patrick saving him, he neglects him like in this video to Squidward, yet he is alive and well in the next scene.
 * Pizza Delivery: Remove the rattling spoons dance and the Krusty Krab pizza song. Instead, have SpongeBob and Squidward sing "Smile America, Say Chuck E. Cheese".
 * Home Sweet Pineapple: SpongeBob ends up living on the street for the rest of his life.
 * The Bully: Flats' punches actually hurt SpongeBob, and he gets beat up pretty badly. (And of course, Flats would be framed for this. (well that can be both good and bad at the same time.)
 * Band Geeks: Patrick, instead of asking if Mayonnaise is an instrument, asks to go to the bathroom. Also, the Bubble Bowl arises from the stadium floor during a Christian fundamentalist rally at a huge-ass football stadium and Sweet Victory is replaced with "Jerkin' Back 'n Forth" by Devo.
 * Krabby Land: Replace it with a dirty playplace from Chuck E. Cheese.
 * Born Again Krabs: Mr. Krabs dies after eating the old Krabby Patty, and he never comes back, and he is replaced by a chef named Funny Fred.
 * Plankton's Army: Remove the Sheldon scene.
 * Fear of a Krabby Patty - This episode is renamed to "Night of the Living Animatronics." and this episode is about the animatronics coming to life a la Five Nights at Freddy's, and SpongeBob has to stop them.
 * And there would be loads of jumpscares.
 * Patrick! The Game: The episode is called "Gaming Time" and the entire episode is a vodka-induced game of Cards Against Humanity between SpongeBob, Patrick, and, for reasons unknown, Cooch from SuperMansion.

Sponge's World

 * Let it air on PBS Kids GO!, and eventually move it to the Hallmark channel after PBS Kids GO!'s cancellation.
 * Spongebob is renamed "Sponge", and his last name is "The Kitchen Sponge".
 * Patrick is a star from space, and his name is "Patrick", with his surname being "The Kooky Space Star".
 * Pearl appears in EVERY episode, no matter what, and gets more screentime than anyone else.
 * In one episode, Patrick eats old Cranium clay and then vomits.
 * Mr. Krabs doesn't have a fetish for money, but rather copies of the book "Everyone Poops".
 * Squidward dabs every once in a while, and instead of hating his job, he enjoys it.
 * The Krusty Krab is replaced with a McDonalds.
 * And Knuckles. NO.
 * This show was made to advertise McDonald's.

How to ruin the episodes! (Sponge's World)

 * Help Wanted: SpongeBob gets a job as a fry cook at McDonalds.
 * Reef Blower: Have the characters speak in this episode.
 * Krabby Land: Replace Krabby Land with the PlayPlace from top of this Ask Reddit post's comments.
 * Mid-Life Crustacean: Have ALL of the episode (except for the ending) being SpongeBob asking "Are you feeling it now, Mr Krabs?". The end of the episode has Krabs' mom ground Mr. Krabs like in the original, but in GoAnimate style (complete with his grounding length being 99999999999999999999 eons).
 * Dying for Pie: SpongeBob graphically explodes at the end of the episode, and Squidward ends up getting the same punishment that Mr. Krabs got in this section's version of Mid-Life Crustacean.
 * Patrick! The Game: The entire episode is a slow paced game of Cranium Hullabaloo between SpongeBob, Patrick, and Pearl.

Super Mario Bros. Super Show

 * Take out the plumber rap.
 * Every single episode is just King Koopa kidnapping Princess Toadstool and Mario rescuing her.
 * Mouser, or even worse, Birdo, is the main villian instead of King Koopa.
 * If you do that, then it'll possibly mean that King Koopa is the secondary villain, because either Mouser or Birdo would be a dictator and they would become very horrible main villains. (Wait, what?)
 * And also, King Koopa becomes a pawn working for the greater evil (which is either Mouser or Birdo).
 * King Koopa has a Goomba sidekick, who has the cliche personality of being really dumb. (Thus, leading to King Koopa torture porn, heh heh!)
 * Have Mario and Princess Toadstool make out romantically multiple times an episode. (You know, for kids!)
 * And also some controversial sx too go with that. What did I said?

The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3

 * Instead of the Koopalings, we get seven very generic and bland Koopa Troopas (where they were idiots and they talk like toddlers).
 * And to make matters stranger, they replace the really dumb Goomba sidekick from earlier.
 * Change Kooky's personality to where all he does is eat lots of cookies.
 * Change Kootie Pie's personality to where all she does is eat lots of pies.
 * Make Hip and Hop... perform... a... hip-hop song every episode?
 * They'll perform this, that, and I guess this one.
 * And to be fair, Cheatsy is still a cheat, Big Mouth still talks too much, and Bully is still a bully, BTW.

Super Mario World

 * Remove Mama Luigi (You know, the iconic episode for YTP?).
 * Make Oogtar the main character (Just let that sink in.).
 * All Yoshi does is eat.
 * That would make it awesome!
 * Why? That would kinda make it worse...

The Bird! The Bird!

 * There's a scene where the really dumb Goomba sidekick puts King Koopa in a freezer, which causes King Koopa to suffer hypothermia, yet he is fine and dandy in the next scene.

Quest for Pizza

 * King Koopa's attack on Mario backfires when the really dumb Goomba sidekick gets snake-bit after it attempted to keep the snake (or Cobrat) as a pet, and King Koopa pulls the snake (or Cobrat) off of his Goomba sidekick and gets bitten by it, thus they both get sent to the cave hospital.
 * And in the end, it turns out the only way to cure these two is to have Mario say that he rescued Princess Toadstool.
 * Thus it gets renamed to “Cure, Cure, What is the Cure?”

Robo Koopa

 * The dumb Goomba sidekick betrays King Koopa and takes control of the giant robot machine. This may give the character some development, but he is defeated by the Mario brothers incredibly easy.

7 Continents for 7 Koopas

 * Have King Koopa take over one of the continents and make Hip and Hop share a continent.
 * So it'd be called 7 Continents for 8 Koopas?
 * Technically.

The Ugly Mermaid (Even if it's a worthless episode.)

 * King Koopa, Kootie Pie, Hip, and Hop become mermaids because of Kootie Pie accidentally mistaking the oxygen thing of the submarine for a pie, which causes the four Koopas to drown for some reason.

The Yoshi Shuffle

 * Have Mario get turned into an egg instead of Luigi. During the American Football game, have Luigi win by doing absolutely nothing. (Did you get the reference?)

Cotoons

 * The graphics look even lower budget.
 * The characters get spotted in "The Big World" for a stupid reason.

Kirby: Right Back at Ya!

 * Make the art style look like this.: http://fav.me/dc19veo
 * All what Kirby does is eat.
 * Make it a cartoon, not an anime. (Because the real makers are from Japan)
 * Make King Dedede annoying as opposed to funny.
 * He would also act like Fleck from Dorbees: Making Decisions.


 * Remove Meta Knight, or kill him off in Episode #024 (Sword and Blade, Loyal and True).
 * Add a lot of toilet humor.
 * For example, when King Dedede leaves via dropping down into the toilet and flushes away and also when Kirby farts on his enemies for fighting.


 * Have it not follow the games at all.
 * Check.
 * Are you nuts? Of course it follows the games!


 * Remove the Copy Abilities.
 * Tuff does nothing except talk about irrelevant topics.
 * Tokkori spends every episode sleeping. (Thus, he is too lazy to do anything.)
 * Every episode includes a pointless moral that the viewers already know.
 * Have it made in 1993 and dubbed in English by DiC.
 * That would also make it better.
 * What, making it in 1993?
 * I think he was talking about the DiC part. Could be both, though.


 * A character moves right up to the screen at least once every minute for no apparent reason.
 * Make every episode as tense as Episode #055 (the one where King Dedede essentially loses the ability to become angry).
 * Remove Fololo and Falala.
 * That would probably make it better.
 * Fololo and Falala are bae.


 * Tiff doesn't talk whatsoever.
 * One mute gal maybe?
 * Uh-huh.


 * Whispy Woods has no personality.
 * That means that he will be a bland tree with no personality. So, how does that work?
 * Remove Escargoon.
 * That would make the show five times better.
 * No, it would not. Escargoon is hilarious.

How to ruin the episodes!

 * In Episode #006 (Un-Reality TV), make the hypnotic imagery on Channel DDD actually hypnotise viewers at home.
 * So it would be a 5D episode to an extent?
 * Yeah, basically.
 * In Episode #093 (D-Preciation Day), make Kirby actually die after eating the watermelon-disguised explosives. (Thus the rest of the episode features Tiff and Tuff becoming punks going into bars and getting arrested for it, and also where King Dedede ends up like Hugh Neutron in this video because of the murder of Kirby.) Thus, this episode would be the series finale.

Star Wars: The Clone Wars (Some things in this make the show weirder, plus, I like Jar Jar Binks, so respect my opinion)

 * The theme song in the first episode is a cover of "Don't Say Howdy to Your Neighbors" by Ahmed Best and Tim Curry, while the theme song for the other episodes is a parody of "Scatman's World" called "Jar Jar's World" sung by Ahmed Best and Tim Curry.
 * The title of the show is "Star Wars: Jar Jar's World".
 * Jar Jar Binks and Palpatine are the main characters. Padme is the secondary main character, and Anakin Skywalker and Ahsoka Tano are minor characters.
 * The series is aimed for 7-12 year old kids, but like My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, it gains a cult following of adult fans called "Gungfans".
 * The series takes place on the planet of Naboo, and usually focuses on Jar Jar and Palpatine going on comedic adventures.
 * Queen Julia is introduced earlier than in the real series.
 * Remove several of the cliches you'd expect in a Star Wars TV show/film (For example, "I've got a bad feeling about this!" and the Wilhelm scream.)
 * Make Palpatine's catchphrase "Do it!"
 * Jar Jar calls Palpatine "Palpy" and Darth Sidious "Sid".
 * Make The Muffin Boys (from Chuck E Cheese, but instead of humans, they are Gungans) recurring characters in the show who perform musical numbers about how Sith Lords are stupid every episode, much to the annoyance of Darth Sidious.
 * Every time Palpatine needs to change into Darth Sidious, he makes a stupid excuse ("I shouldn't have eaten that (food here, usually a Gungan food)", "I have a double date with Padme!", "I feel sick!")
 * Count Dooku is cursed to turn into a Gungan in the middle of Season 1.
 * The show is sponsored by Six Fetts Star Wars Mountain, and also contains product placements for a re-branded version of Hi-C Ecto Cooler called Naboo Bug Juice.
 * Add things that are similar to modern day technology, such as laptops, cell phones, and televisions.
 * Palpatine's ringtone is I Can Be Your Friend from VeggieTales. (I actually like VeggieTales, but this running gag would be annoying after a while to some people)
 * Have a crossover with The Rocky Horror Picture Show. No, wait, that would be cool!
 * Boss Nass shows up in the series and does that weird spitting thing every episode he appears in.
 * Instead of the movie for this series coming out before the series, the movie for this series comes out after Season 2. It's about Jar Jar Binks, Palpatine, and Queen Julia meeting a Jedi magician and trying to plan a birthday party for Padme. Plus, it's 79 minutes long!
 * The series airs Cartoon Network and Adult Swim (for the Gungfans during the later seasons).
 * Add musical numbers that sound like pop and rap songs to most of the episodes.
 * Have Palpatine say "You're full of Sith!" when things don't go his way. Actually, that would be funny.
 * Have Jar Jar stick out his tongue several times throughout the series.
 * Add a baby Gungan as a main character in Season 2, who is there just to sell merchandise, like plushies and a Tamagotchi-like toy.
 * Have only three major battles in the entire series.
 * Make some of the morals of the episodes stupid, such as "Be racist towards Gungans" and  "Never forgive a Jedi".
 * Have Palpatine act like The Grinch from the live action version of How the Grinch Stole Christmas, complete with him living in a cave on Naboo.  That'd possibly be a good idea!
 * Animate the series in the same animation stye as the episodes of Tiny Toon Adventures animated by Kennedy Cartoons.
 * Have a similar music video to that Equestria Girls one The Hub did, only it has stupid lyrics unlike that video, and the song they are parodying is "Fire Burning". (Sample lyrics: "Somebody call Jar Jar Binks! Let's party on the planet of Coruscant! Oh-oh!")
 * Captain Tarpals appears more often, and his catchphrase is "Yousa in big doo-doo this time!", which is said whenever Palpatine angers him.
 * Darth Sidious dances at innaproppiate moments during the show, like when someone is killed.
 * Change Peppi Bow's personality to make her like a sterotypical Disney Princess, and her name is changed to Princess Peppi.
 * Play "This is Your Left" at random points during the show. (Like the ringtone joke, it will get annoying after a while, even though it is funny).
 * The hazmat suits in "Blue Shadow Virus" and  "Mystery of a Thousand Moons" look similar to the costumes of the Teletubbies, only the head is replaced with a helmet with the weird-antenna-like thing still on top of it. Plus, like the original hazmat suits, you can see the characters' faces.
 * Add several scenes focusing on Jar Jar and Palpatine's daily life in the Galactic Senate.
 * Make it implied that Palpatine could be in a romantic relationship with Jar Jar Binks.
 * Have Jar Jar Binks reply "How wude!" every time something bad happens.
 * In several episodes, give Obi-Wan Kenobi the same amount of screentime as Jar Jar Binks in Revenge of the Sith.
 * Every time something good happens, make Jar Jar smile like he did in Attack of the Clones after he gave emergency powers to Palpatine.
 * Jar Jar is more clumsy than in the original series.
 * Put at least one musical number every episode.
 * Queen Julia meditates with Jar Jar to find a solution to a problem.
 * Captain Tarpals does not  in Shadow Warrior.

How to ruin the episodes!
Note: Most of these episodes aren't the same as the original episodes, due to the changed protagonists of the series. "We're sorry. Due to circumstances beyond our control, the last half of the script for this episode was destroyed by Boss Nass. Luckily, the episode was finished by Jar Jar Binks. We hope you enjoy the new ending!"
 * The Disappeared, Parts 1 and 2-These episodes are the first two episodes of the series, and is pretty much the same, except Mace Windu is replaced by Palpatine. Instead of meditating, Queen Julia and Jar Jar dance to a musical number that sounds like pop music.
 * Children of the Force-This episode is about Queen Julia and Jar Jar's twin children, Roo Roo Page (in this version of the show, she is not some random Gungan's child) and Abso Bar Binks, and how Roo Roo Page wants to kill her parents and brother. Luckily, there is a happy ending, thanks to Anakin stopping Roo Roo and convincing her to be a good Gungan.
 * Shadow Warrior-Before the scene where  can be shown, a scene similar to this scene from Clerks: The Animated Series is shown, except the message shown before the "new ending", which is narrated by Palpatine, is this:

Just like the scene this is spoofing, the animation in this sequence is done in anime-esque Flash animation.
 * Corruption-Palpatine's computer gets infested with anti-Sith Lord propaganda and he blames Padme for it.
 * Blue Shadow Virus-Rish Loo sings a song that is similar to this one from The Boondocks, and acts like a religious version of Dr. Frank N Furter from The Rocky Horror Picture Show. As an Actor Allusion, Darth Sidious gets pissed off after the song ends because Rish Loo "made fun of his past". (Tim Curry, who played Dr. Frank N Furter in the original Rocky Horror Picture Show movie, voiced Palpatine/Darth Sidious in The Clone Wars when his original voice actor died.) Also, the virus gives people hallucinations similar to the hallucination from The Good Dinosaur, and it also makes them think Gungans are superior to other races. Also, we get to meet Princess Peppi for the first time.
 * Mystery of a Thousand Moons-Same as the original episode, except Jar Jar and Palpatine get sent to the moon of Iego too.
 * The Academy-Palpatine teaches a school of unruly Gungan children about Jedi and Sith Lords.
 * Dooku Captured-At the end of the episode, Count Dooku gets the aformentioned Gungan curse that was mentioned earlier placed on him.
 * The Gungan General-At the beginning of the episode, there's a scene that is similar to the "I Love Mallory" scene from Natural Born Killers, except toned down for a TV-PG level, that explains how Jar Jar Binks got kicked out of Otoh Gunga. Also, Jar Jar nearly dies after he is called a plague, but Padme saves him.
 * Deception-Jar Jar Binks trains to be a Sith Lord, and disguises himself as a Sith Lord named Darth Bombad. After a musical number parodying "I'll Make a Man Out of You", Darth Sidious finds out that Jar Jar snuck into the training session, and orders him out. The episode ends there.
 * The Zillo Beast-The Zillo Beast turns out to be an ordinary human from our galaxy who wants to make this show better, so he decides to alter Jar Jar's past. Jar Jar and Darth Sidious attempt to stop him, but fail. We see the results of the timeline alteration in the next episode.
 * The Unknown-Due to the events of "The Zillo Beast", this episode seems like it was written by a Star Wars fan. In this alternate retelling of The Phantom Menace, Anakin is older and less annoying, Jar Jar is more mature and might be a Sith Lord, and Darth Maul replaces Palpatine.
 * The Lost One-In the opener for Season 2, Jar Jar and Palpatine find the egg of the Gungan baby who was mentioned earlier on this page, and it hatches instantly.
 * Conspiracy-A parody of Unsolved Mysteries with Jar Jar and Palpatine debunking rumours about the show.

In the second part, Jar Jar rescues Queen Julia, and this only angers Darth Sidious more. Then, we cut to the ending of the series, which is slightly ripped off from a Robot Chicken sketch from the third Robot Chicken Star Wars special. Two years after the events of the series, Jar Jar recieves a phone call from Palpatine apologizing for not only manipulating Jar Jar to grant him emergency powers, but he also apologizes for possibly traumatizing Jar Jar as a result of some of his adventures, and claiming that it was wrong to use Jar Jar like that. After hanging up, Jar Jar is confused, because he actually liked his adventures with Palpy and wasn't traumatized by them at all.
 * Prisoners-Jar Jar and Captain Tarpals are kept as General Grevious' personal slaves and must escape.
 * Orders-Jar Jar is asked to carry out several unsettling tasks by Darth Sidious.
 * Crisis at the Heart-Jar Jar and Palpatine swap roles in their lives thanks to a disturbance in the Force. This is known for being the episode where Darth Sidious reveals himself to be Palpatine to Jar Jar, after Jar Jar finds several clues that make him come to the conclusion that Darth Sidious and Palpatine are the same person.
 * Supply Lines-Jar Jar is too focused on stacking plates and cups to do anything, so Palpatine has to take responsiblity for his tasks in this episode.
 * Mercy Mission-After faking his death in Gungan Attack, Rish Loo returns! This time, Rish Loo brainwashes the Gungans of Naboo into worshipping his religion again, and holds a big party at his new church-deesco (no, I didn't mispell "disco", go look "Gungan deesco" for yourself). It's up to Boss Nass and Jar Jar to kill Rish Loo for real this time!
 * Senate Spy-Jar Jar Binks as a James Bond-like spy. Need I say more? That would be a cool idea!
 * The Soft War-A toymaker's stuffed animals come to life and start attacking innocent people.
 * Sacrifice- At Count Dooku's request, Palpatine plans to kill Jar Jar Binks for a Sith sacrifice, but winds up killing Boss Lyonie instead. When Boss Nass finds out about what Palpatine did, he teaches Palpatine that he shouldn't hurt his friends by telling a Gungan folktale where an evil Gungan learns to respect his friends, which is similar to the story told in the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic episode "A Hearth's Warming Tale", minus the Christmas-esque theming of the story.
 * The Jedi Who Knew Too Much-Ahsoka resigns from being a Jedi at the end of the episode.
 * Deception, Parts 1 and 2-Two-part series finale. Jar Jar Binks and Queen Julia are about to get married. However, after a series of terrible incidents that happen while Jar Jar and Queen Julia are preparing the wedding (mainly, several incidents in Otoh Gunga that hurt and kill Gungans and things for the wedding being messed up), Jar Jar blames Queen Julia for the incidents and calls her out as a Sith Lord due to things that she did before these incidents occured. It turns out Darth Sidious disguised himself as Queen Julia because he loves Jar Jar more than anything else in the world, and he planned the incidents and kidnapped the real Queen Julia so Jar Jar would want to trust him instead of Queen Julia.

Yo-Kai Watch

 * Whisper is dumber and more annoying.
 * Jibanyan likes little kids shows instead of Next Harmeowny.
 * Nate teams up with Dora the Explorer in an episode.
 * The Yo-Kai Watch doesn't work more than half of the time.
 * All the summoning songs are sung to the tune of children's songs.
 * Satan appears in the final episode of Season 1.
 * Make Whisper have a butt in all episodes like in "Yo-Kai So-Soree".
 * Have the show animated like Sunbow's late 90's shows, like The Brothers Flub (a forgotten Nicktoon that many people don't like) and Salty's Lighthouse (a show TLC made to cash in on Shining Time Station).
 * Have a crossover with Spawnjz (aka Spongey Cheese) where Nate has to stop the Yo-Kai from ruining his friend's birthday at the restauraunt seen in the show.
 * Have the show air on Nickelodeon and air multiple times a day.
 * Figdephant is one of the main characters.
 * It is very inaccurate to the original games.

Animaniacs (I can't believe no one put this on here yet!)

 * De-age the Warners to kindergarten-age kids.
 * And one of them is voiced by a 79-year old chain smoker woman, like Pat Welsh who voiced E.T.
 * Make Yakko the dumb one.
 * Change Yakko's "Eeeh..." to "Duuuuuhhh..."
 * Add Elymra Duff to the show.
 * De-age Katie Kaboom to a toddler.
 * ALL of the segments have only jokes about old cartoons instead of just the Slappy the Squirrel segments.
 * Add a lot of toilet humor to the show
 * Have that kid tell stupid stories about Randy Beaman rather than funny ones.
 * Make it air on Fox Kids from 1993 until its demise in 2002.
 * The morals in the Wheel of Morality segment are usually morals such as "Everything can be the way you want it", "The complainer is always wrong", and "When people say something is your fault, it really is".
 * Remove Hello Nurse and the "Hellooooo Nurse!" running gag.
 * Mindy is changed to be a rebellious teenager, and Buttons is removed.
 * Minerva Mink is changed to a Rini Tsukino ripoff named Erika Evans who learns about how to behave.
 * The theme song is sung to the tune of the Caillou theme.
 * The characters ask the audience questions.
 * I think they already do.
 * Make the show fulfil the E/I requirement.

How to ruin the episodes!
Puppet Rulers: Pinky and the Brain go on Barney and Friends.

Baloney and Kids: Baloney is actually replaced by Barney, and this episode segment is done in live action with CGI-elements (the Warners would be CGI).

Potty Emergency-Basically the Teen Titans Go! episode Serious Business, but with the Teen Titans replaced by Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Dr. Scratchnsniff and Plotz.

A Christmas Plotz: The sexy ladies are replaced by babies.

Star Warners: In a Star Wars crossover that is meant to promote the release of The Phantom Menace, the Warner Siblings go to the planet of Naboo and meet Jar Jar Binks and his friends.

The Girl With The Googily Goop: The titular character is replaced by Dora the Explorer, and Wakko wets himself instead of having a talking toilet come to him.

Clown And Out: Replace Jerry Lewis with Binky the Clown from Garfield (because many people find him annoying).

Bingo: Have the segment be about Wakko and Dr. Scratchnsniff sing the nursery rhyme of the same name.

Ups and Downs: Have Wakko wet himself in the elevator.

Plane Pals: The airline safety segment isn't funny and the Warners wind up crashing the plane.

Taming of the Screwy: Remove the "We're gonna play truth or dare!" line, make the dinner party guests Spanish, replace the ettiquete song with the Warners singing Mary Had A Little Lamb, and have the episode about the Warners having their fifth birthday and ruining it.

I'm Mad!: The episode is not done in song and is rather a ten minute fight between the Warners, with clips of the show's young fans throwing tantrums playing every few minutes.

You Risk Your Life: Replace the live action audience clapping with clips of babies crying, and make the game show an educational quiz show.

I Got Yer Can: Replace Candie Chipmunk with The Chipettes, who sing a song about littering to Slappy.

Jockey For Position: Replace the horses with brightly-colored horses that are glittery and run on smile power, and have Pinkey and the Brain not know this until a little girl tell them this after the race is over. (This is a reference to an Inside Out comic involving Bing Bong).

Bumbie's Mom: Have Skippy cry over a movie scene that isn't even sad.

Lookit the Fuzzyheads: Elmyra is replaced by a ripoff of Boo from Monsters Inc.

Super Strong Warner Siblings: Have the Warners be too scared to defeat the monster and they get defeated themselves.

How about we do it TheworldofBingbang32's way!

 * Minerva Mink is the main character and the show is called "Minerva Mink's SeXXXy Adventures"
 * Let the animation style be drawn with Sharpies and animated with a Cray X-MP supercomputer (which was the world's most powerful computer from 1983-85)
 * Have a bunch of 18-year old high school dropouts write every single episode.
 * The Warners are anti-meat activists and PETA supporters, and Dot's shirt says "MEAT IS MURDER".
 * In addition, they get killed in each episode they appear in, yet they're alive and well in subsequent appearances.
 * The show takes place in the village Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
 * And in addition, in this show, the village is poverty-stricken, and for some reason is now located in Alaska.
 * Have it air on Cartoon Network in between countless hours of Teen Titans Go!, and later, on a select few PBS stations as a overnight program for kids.
 * The theme song is a cover of Devo's "Girl U Want" played on a D'Angelico EX-175 electric guitar, a Traps Drums A400 drumset, and a Roland Jupiter 80 by what sounds like three 14-year old middle school dropouts.
 * Minerva Mink's catchphrase is "Smile Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch! Say Chuck E. Cheese!"
 * At the end of each episode, a moral pops up in Movie Maker style, and it is always either "Everything can be the way you want it", "The complainer is always wrong", "It's okay to talk to strangers", "Suicide is an option", "Jewish people are the devil's work", "Marijuana is something to rely on if you are upset", "Blame minorities for everything that has gone wrong in your life.", "Don't you demonstrate around the Kajun Ku Klux Klan", "The Bible declares being gay is a sin" and "If someone tells you something if your fault, it really is.", followed by an anti-tobacco PSA.
 * Have a controversial episode dedicated to everyone talking about religion.
 * Have items similar to Mousketools that are used to solve problems.
 * Make one episode a Poorly Disguised Pilot for the How to Make Bad TV Shows Good page's version of The Adventures of Teddy Ruxpin, where Grubby (in that version a cute cat) is Minerva's sex slave of the week.
 * Tito Dick from The Nutshack is a main character.
 * Mitzi Mozzarella from the Rock-afire Explosion is also a main character and she appears in live action scenes as a framing device a la Shining Time Station.
 * Pictures of Helen Henny are flashed onscreen to hypnotize viewers into worshiping her and wanting to buy Helen Henny merchandise for sexual pleasure.
 * Mindy is a stereotypical '70s disco dancer whose catchphrase is "Burn, baby, burn. Disco Inferno!" and Buttons is a stereotypical '60s music fanboy whose catchphrase is "Screw Jesus and praise The Beatles! Or The Rolling Stones! I don't give a fck!"
 * Make the credits move so fast, that you can't read anything.
 * Take out any funny scenes in favor of stock footage of children throwing temper tantrums and porn videos from Pornhub and XVideos.
 * Each episode contains Nazi propaganda.
 * There are memes and smartphones everywhere, as well as dabbing, juju on that beat, whip/naenae, Dat Boi and Gabe the Dog.
 * Any animation errors are intentionally made to hypnotize children.
 * At inappropriate times, include an eight year old boy who walks on the camera and screams "BOOBS!" in a high-pitched sickly voice.
 * Throw in spinning images of small children using the urinal for Hellonintendo9's sexual pleasure.

How to ruin the episodes!

 * Potty Emergency - Make it a poorly made live action pilot, with Nicki Tens (http://www.furaffinity.net/user/rabbitinthemoon/) playing Minerva and the entire episode is filmed on a VHS camcorder. Also, you can hear the cameraman breathing.
 * You Risk Your Life - Replace the live action audience clapping with clips of men clapping their testicles, and make the game show an Japanese variety show.
 * I'm Mad! - The episode is not done in song and is rather an ten-minute animated version of this damn thing with clips of the show's young fans throwing tantrums playing every few minutes.
 * Wakko's Wish - Have Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch blown up to build a United States Marine Corps base with all the characters killed, along with Uncle Sam sitting in front of the welcome sign doing absolutely nothing.

Elena of Avalor
Note: This is not a Disney Junior show. Disney moved it to Disney Channel after The Lion Guard scared toddlers and made their ratings drop (however, it did get better ratings as it went on).
 * Make all of the characters in Elena's family (except for Elena and Isabella) speak in stereotypical Spanish accents, and have it fetishize Spanish/Mexican culture, using the "strict and abusive family with a dirty house and a lot of children" trope.
 * Make Elena sound like Audrey from Little Shop of Horrors, and have Isabella sound like Nina from Nina Needs to Go.
 * BONUS: Isabella's voice is spoken in an awful falsetto that makes viewers' ears bleed.
 * Zuzo's jokes are based on pop culture references and occasional toilet humor.
 * Have it in 2D animation and have the black outlines be very, very thick.
 * Have Sam Singer animate the whole show.
 * Have it made in the 1950's at the same time as Paddy The Pelican.
 * The show relies on potty humor to appeal to the audience.

PriPara

 * Have the entire show animated like the ending sequence of episode 101 (shown below).Off_Model_Pripara.png
 * The characters sing rap, children's songs, and outdated music.
 * The show is produced in the United States and air it on qubo.
 * Have DiC produce it.
 * Use "Make It!", the show's original theme song, as the theme song, but give it lyrics that sound childish.
 * Laala's catchphrase is "Ala! A snackbar!".
 * Mirei's catchphrase is "That's not right!".
 * Replace Kuma with Jururu and have her do the stock crying animation, pee and scream every episode.
 * Make Dorothy a boy named Boris and make Leona a girl and call her Lily.
 * Replace Usagi with Fij Fij from Maryoku Yummy.
 * Replace Unicorn with Sargent 91210 from Stitch's Great Escape and have him pee himself like he did in that ride once an episode.
 * Make Kanon, Junon and Pinon three year olds.
 * Make the principal of Paprika Academy meaner than she originally is.
 * Triangle's song is Music Keeps Me Movin from The Fresh Beat Band. Actually, that would be a cool idea!
 * Have several characters make pop culture refrences.
 * Rebecca Black guest stars in an episode.
 * Have Laala voiced by Aubree Young (in her Nina from Nina Needs to Go! voice), Mirei voiced by Caitlyn Sanchez (in her Dora the Explorer voice), Sophie voiced by Ariel Winter (in her Sofia the First voice), Shion voiced by Michaela Dietz (in her Riff voice), Dorothy voiced by Jadon Sand (in his Bunga voice), Lily voiced by Julie Johnson (in her Baby Bop voice), Kanon voiced by Lesslie-Cara Rudolph (in her Abby Cadabby voice), Pinon voiced by Ami Shukla (in her Queen Julia voice), Junon voiced by Kiara Muhammad (in her Doc McStuffins voice) and Falulu voiced by Frankie Jonas (in her Ponyo voice).
 * Make Shion a spoiled brat with an annoying voice.
 * Make Aromageddon a rip-off of Team Rocket and have them curse every few sentences. They also live in Hotel Carter in NYC.
 * Make Shion and Fij Fij the main characters instead of Laala and Kuma. (Usagi, the character who is replaced by Fij Fij and is Shion's manager, was the first to know about Triangle's secret, and many fans stopped watching it when this happened.)
 * Have SoLaMi Smile's main song sung to the tune of The Monster Boogie from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.
 * Make Dorothy West dumber than Dora the Explorer.
 * Make Non a rip-off of Jar Jar Binks.
 * Make Gaaruru a toddler obsessed with Bing Bong, as well as a personality similar to Caillou's.

How to ruin the episodes

 * The Last Stage Battle!: Make it the series finale and have Laala and Falulu both die when their Friend Tickets are snapped.
 * Jururu's Big Adventure: Add toilet humor and have a ten minute scene where Jululu does the stock crying.
 * Come On, Come On, Kanon!: Make Kanon take care of Jululu, who does nothing but cry. Also, make her sing "Turn Down For What".
 * I've Had Enough with Aromat Cards!:
 * Call it "Hotel Carter! I Need To Make Money!"
 * Gaaruru's room is decorated with Bing Bong merchandise, and a poster of him using a urinal, which she goes nuts over when showing it to Mikan and Aroma.
 * Move the scene where Jululu cries a rip-off of this Sailor Moon scene, but along with the people falling, the whole building collapses. It goes back to normalbefore the end of the episode.
 * Instead of biting, Gaaruru gives Jululu adult toys.
 * But I don't want to be a warrior... Jururu pee in it.
 * Pee in where?
 * Have Jururu injure Aroma with the salamander, but she is better in the next scene.
 * Have an entire scene with product placement for Nintendo.
 * During the snowstorm, the army of Gaajiras are replaced by the Bing Bongs from The Bing Bong Book. Also,  the lobsters from The Amanda Show make a cameo . That would be funny!
 * Super Delicious Miracle Peach: Sophie never comes back from Prifornia when she is kidnapped by a cow farmer, and they never find the peach.
 * Playing Three Roles At Once Is Hard!:
 * Have Non disguise as Barney the Dinosaur instead of Little Red Riding Hood.
 * The episode is a copy and paste of the Rubbadubbers episode, Little Red Riding Tubb
 * There is a scene where the characters sing Mr. Knickerbocker from Barney and Friends.
 * Have Junon and Pinon exchange Tomotickets with Kanon and die because they are robots. They get better in the next episode.
 * Usacha and Kuma beat each other up.
 * When Kanon hits Laala in the Imagine Spot about how she can beat her, Laala lets out the Wilhelm scream . No, although it's a bit cliche, that would be funny!
 * In Triangle's hideout, have Pinon's stock footage where she jumps around and zooms up to the screen playing in on a TV in the house.
 * Youthful Jump In! Snap In!:
 * Make Usacha ride in a squat toilet instead of a toy car.
 * Usacha and Fij Fij have a violent fight at the beginning, which causes Fij Fij to actually die.
 * Have the "new song" energy injure Laala, Mirei and Sophie.
 * Gloria refuses to give Dressing Pafe a new Making Drama due to Dorothy's stupidity, and forces them to go to Sesame Place as punishment.
 * Leona has a My Little Pony or a Dora the Explorer backpack instead of a bunny one.
 * Make the train the girls go on crash.
 * Have Jululu pee in the street instead of her diaper once they get there (people do this all the time there).
 * Everyone wears Sesame Street clothes.
 * Dressing Pafe cuts the lines without an Abby's Magic Pass and get yelled at by the parents at the park. (this also happens all the time there)
 * Have Dressing Pafe go to Elmo's Eatery and have her pull out a portable DVD player showing Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.
 * Replace Dorothy's scary face with her swearing out the people who complained about her using the DVD, and she gets kicked out by Ray Snails (a parody of Ray Nails, a famous person who worked at Sesame Place).
 * Dorothy places Jururu in front of the hotel TV and tries to make her watch Teen Titans Go.
 * When Jururu goes missing at Sesame Place, she is found in the wave pool stolen by a teenage worker who tries to kidnap her.
 * The live performance is replaced by them singing C is for Cookie in the costumes to the right, with Leona in the Elmo dress, Shion in the Big Bird dress, and Dorothy in the Cookie Monster dress. They don't get Kami Challenge. It's instead replaced by a scene where they leave bad reviews for Sesame Place on many websites. Sesame_Dresses.jpg
 * One review they write ends with "This place is as lame as Kevin Meaney and is almost as troublesome as obesity". The episode winds up airing at the same time Kevin Meaney, who died from a heart attack, had his death announced, similar to what happened with the premiere of the Simpsons episode "Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus" and when a re-run of "Family Guy Viewer Mail #2" aired on BBC 3 in 2014. The joke would then be cut from future re-runs of the episode.
 * At the end of the episode, Laala and friends tell the viewers it's a bad idea to put babies in front of TVs.
 * Tension 100% Max!
 * Rename the episode "Laala's Clues" and have it take place on the set of Blue's Clues.
 * The plot is similar to the Blue's Clues subplot of the Yes, Dear episode "Arm-prins", where Laala makes Jululu watch Blue's Clues after she has to use the bathroom badly, but winds up watching it many times and has a dream about it.
 * The references to the number 100 are replaced by Blue's pawprints being on screen.
 * Everyone is shrunk to four year olds in the dream.
 * The question the girls need to answer in the dream is what Blue wants the most for her birthday, but it confuses everyone since more than three clues have been shown.
 * During one part of the dream, Solami Dressing gets stuck in the elevator, and Gaaruru and Falulu replace them for the rest of the dream.
 * Jululu attempts to eat Bing Bong, who happens to be in the same elevator as them. This confirms that Nog's Egg Nogs and Blue's Clues take place in the same universe.
 * When the dream finishes, we cut to a scene where Non is in her bedroom and sees Steve from Blue's Clues, along with Bing Bong from Nogg's Egg Nogs.
 * The Kami Idol Grandprix is Here!
 * Make it the grand finale of Season 1.
 * Shion and Mirei parody the opening of Little Einsteins instead of a samurai movie.
 * The Dressing Pafe segment at the beginning is a funeral for Fij Fij.
 * Kanon spends the beginning of the episode watching Sofia the First.
 * The animated audience members are replaced by videos of real kids.
 * Make half the episode a clip show. Wait a minute... that's what most of it was, as it was reused songs!
 * Have all of the Triangle members fall to their deaths on stage, and Sargent 90210 dies as well.
 * Have Usacha ground Jururu for no reason, which is then followed by her being forced to listen to The Pee Pee Dance from Teen Titans Go!
 * The Jewel Change episode:
 * Have the Meganee robot replaced with Sargaent 90210, who somehow came back to life after the events of the previous episode and brought Skippy (from Stitch's Great Escape) with him.
 * Make Sargaent 90210 do his running gag mentioned above every 30 seconds.
 * The script falls in Sarge's own urine.
 * Replace the crayon drawings with marionette dolls that look like the ones on the right.Titan_Puppets.png
 * The movie is a live action adapatation of Stitch's Great Escape, with Shion replacing Stitch.
 * Gaaruru pops up on the set with a laser gun and tries to hurt everyone with it, causing the studio to cancel the production. Her reason is that she hates the ride the movie was based on.
 * Gaaruru! Please Wake Up!:
 * Have the TV showing Unicorn explode and destory Gaaruru's treasured Bing Bong items. She throws a tantrum due to this like Caillou did in "Caillou Joins The Circus" when his toy car broke.Kick_me.jpg
 * Have the food at Aroma and Mikan's party be replaced by McDonalds and have a cameo by Ronald McDonald.
 * Make Neko have a "Kick Me" sign on her mouth just like the ones used at the 1999 Kids' Choice Awards.
 * The Gaazilla trap is this Bing Bong statue. Bing_bong_statue.jpg
 * Have Gaaruru actually die instead of faking her death, and have the death set to "What A Wonderful World" as it is slowed down. (I liked this joke when it was used in a recent movie, but it might make the death too sad for some people). However, she is better in the next episode.
 * Have Gaaruru actually die instead of faking her death, and have the death set to "What A Wonderful World" as it is slowed down. (I liked this joke when it was used in a recent movie, but it might make the death too sad for some people). However, she is better in the next episode.

Nog's Egg Nogs

 * Replace Dinkleberg with Bing Bong.
 * Replace Steve with Joe.
 * Have Bing Bong randomly close up to the viewers when they least expect it.
 * The theme song is sung to the tune of "Row, Row, Row Your Boat."
 * Have Bing Bong cry candy every five minutes for stupid reasons.
 * Replace Mr. Bottle of Surge with a box of Pampers diapers and the Can of Surge with Care Bears baby wipes.
 * Make Bing Bing and Joe sing "What Harm Can It Do?" from U.S. Acres once an episode for no reason. Bingbongstare.jpeg

Pingu

 * Have real language instead of Penguinese.
 * Pinga is all grown up
 * Have the Walrus from the episode "Pingu's Dream" as a main character (Seriously? How's that gonna work?)
 * Have "Little Accidents" air on US television (I think this actually did air once on Sprout, if I recall correctly. I remember seeing it on the guide in a hotel when I was visiting Disney).
 * Well? If it did once got aired in the US, why not do it all the time?
 * Scratch that, let it be the most frequently aired episode worldwide, no exceptions.
 * Innuendos!
 * Take out the toddlers.
 * Have Chick-Fil-A product placement and have the characters sing a song about it.
 * Animate it using GoAnimate.
 * Have it made in 2012.
 * Make the theme song "Wiggly World" by Devo.

The Powerpuff Girls (1998 TV series)

 * Name their team and the show 'The Kindergarten Gals' instead of 'The Powerpuff Girls'.
 * The Girls' personalities are changed.
 * Buttercup is a girly girl brat and is the leader that doesn't care about fighting crime, but more on the cities' looks and design. She also hates her sisters and is often rude to them.
 * Bubbles is an emo freak who is always depressed and doesn't care about anything, and she always beat up stuffed animals, including Octi, as her hobby when she's at home.
 * Blossom has anxiety problems and she is weak and wimpy.
 * Make Professor Utonium a lazy, overweight, and balding person who smokes, eats chips, and watches television all the time. He also doesn't care about and neglects the PPGs and only keeps them to make him look good.
 * Change his last name to Mercury.
 * Make the Mayor a mean guy who only cares about money and yells at the PPGs every time they wreck the city after fighting a monster or something and wears a diaper like in "Pee Pee G's".
 * BONUS: Make his design look similar to Donald Trump.
 * DOUBLE BONUS:  He poops his diaper occasionally, and whenever he needs a diaper change, the poop that comes out is extremely graphic. Then, the Girls or the Mayor will scream "BARF LIKE YOU MEAN IT!".
 * Kill off Ms. Bellum.
 * Make Mojo Jojo a very strong Gary Stu (aka Mary Sue) who wins against the girls in every episode he is in.
 * Make the Rowdyruff Boys a teenaged boy band who have crushes on the PPGs.
 * Let HIM be named HER (but don't genderbend him.)
 * Make him a gay guy who's power is to make other people gay.
 * Excuse me, but isn't that supposed to make the character worse? If so, I don't want to insult you, but that being a bad thing makes me smell homophobia.
 * WELL EXCUSE YOU. First of all I am NOT a homophobic! This was all just a JOKE! But if you're offended by it, I would be glad to remove it, and I apologize.
 * Oh, sorry...
 * Let the animation style be drawn with crayons and animated with the first version of Adobe Flash.
 * Name the episodes after a random event that happens in the episode.
 * The characters sing rap, children's songs, and outdated music.
 * Include corny and dated pop culture references.
 * WAY too much toilet humor.
 * Every 9 seconds a character sneezes or farts.
 * The talking dog is replaced with a cute, girly cat who is only there to sell merchandise.
 * Have the show be rated TV-Y and have it be toned down to a preschool show designed to teach children morals, the morals often being "The complainer is always wrong", "Everything can be the way you want it", "You always win if you're good", "You will be safe when catching stinging insects in your hands", "It's okay to take things without asking", and "It's okay to talk to and go with strangers".
 * Make the episodes have pointless morals like 'ice cream is the best food', 'never upset the Mayor', or 'always fall in love with boys/girls who are in a musical group.'
 * Have the characters talk to the audience a la Dora the Explorer, especially asking them super easy questions they already know the answers to.
 * Constant shoehorned educational value.
 * The characters catchphrases are:
 * Blossom’s catchphrase is “Eggplants!”
 * Bubbles' catchphrase is "I'm a professional goth!"
 * Buttercup's catchphrase is "I might have gone in too many places!"
 * The mayor's catchphrase is "Smile, Townsville! Say Chuck E. Cheese!" and "Brown nuggets are in my diaper!", which is said every time he poops in his diaper.
 * It airs on Nick Jr. in early 2003-early 2009.
 * Eventually, it'll move to Qubo.
 * Remove the violence and fighting.
 * The superheroes fight the villians by breaking the 4th wall a la Dora the Explorer, and by lame comedy.
 * Add in Allegro, the panda from "Painbow", an episode of the 2016 reboot.
 * Every episode ends with the Girls going to bed as a sleep-inducing lullaby plays.
 * It gets a crossover with Dora the Explorer, where the Girls have to help Dora give the mayor some gifts.
 * Fuzzy Lumpkins is a fluffy baby bunny who is changed from a villain to a minor character.
 * BONUS: Make him the PPG's pet.
 * The mayor craves old Cranium clay instead of pickles.
 * Have it be made to sell merchandise in under 22 minutes, like a lot of toy-based cartoons from the 1980’s.
 * The conflict is non-existent.
 * The music is Disney-esque, using classical instruments and occasionally xylophones.
 * It takes place in Iraq.
 * EVERYONE stutters their sentences.
 * The end credits include "BUY OUR MERCHANDISE OR DIE!"
 * Everyone is voiced by either Rob Paulsen (using the Bubsy, Toodles, and Coconut Fred voices), Sue Rose (using her Angela Anaconda voice), Kristen Bone (using her Maggie voice), Charlie Sheen (using his Dex Dogtective voice), Maria Darling (using her Amelia and Roary the Racing Car voices), Rick Bailey (using his Quezar and Beach Bear voices), WelvenDaGreat, Scott Wilson (using his Chuck E. Cheese voice), Denise Oliver (using her Maurecia voice), Nancy Lenihan (using her Helen Henny voice), and Kevin Clash (using his Elmo voice).
 * The camera zooms in to random shots every 20 seconds.
 * The characters don't move their mouths when speaking. Instead, they move their heads or arms slightly.
 * The music is Disney-esque, using classical instruments and on some occasions, xylophones.
 * Every second, there is an animation error.

How to ruin the episodes!

 * The Bare Facts: The Girls babysit the Mayor, and he runs around naked in one scene.
 * BONUS: That scene is uncensored, despite it being a preschool show.
 * Bubblevicious: Bubbles beats up the other Girls.

My Life Me (Note from PB&Jotterisnumber1: In my opinion, I think My Life Me is already bad.)

 * Birch is a transgender.
 * Thinking a character being trans will ruin the show? TRANSPHOBIA!
 * Sandra is a skater girl.
 * Mr. Towes gets raped in one episode.
 * Have corny running gags.
 * Have toilet humor.

Tiny Toon Adventures

 * Make the show in Norm of the North-esque CGI.
 * Put the Fat Guys from "Rap Busters" in all of the episodes.
 * Have the theme song be similar to The Bing Bong Song from Inside Out (I like it, but it would get annoying if it was used on another show).
 * Have the characters be babies with speech impediments like the Rugrats.
 * Have it air in 2008 on early morning Cartoon Network, and on Cartoonito in countries that have it, such as the UK and Italy.
 * Have it run for a long time like Baby Looney Tunes.
 * Make the characters only wear diapers.
 * Make the episodes about problems toddlers and babies have that the audience has to help them with by breaking the fourth wall (a la Dora the Explorer).
 * The camera zooms in to random shots every 20 seconds.

Da Ali G Show

 * Remove Borat.
 * Make Ali G a generic gangster from the United States.
 * Give Ali G a bland sidekick.
 * Pimpinmasterdx writes all episodes.
 * Is this a YouTuber?
 * Yes.

ColumbiaHarmeowny's version

 * The show is called Donald Francis' Juiced Up Life.
 * The series is an alternate universe version of Sausage Party where the characters are humans, and has no ties to Phineas and Ferb at all.
 * The show airs on Adult Swim.
 * The theme song is Mony Mony by Billy Idol (complete with De yelling "Hey! Hey what? Get laid, get fed!"), and the end credits theme is Outta Your Mind by Little Jon.
 * Similar to The Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald, each episode opens with a segment done in CGI where the real De has a problem like the one that must solved by Donald in the episode. In order to become human, De opens a magical door that takes him to the human universe.
 * Make Milo Murphy/Donald Francis voiced by Nick Kroll (using his De voice), Melissa Chase/Brenda Bunson voiced by Kristen Wiig (using her Brenda voice), and Zack Underwood/Timmy Goodstrong voiced by Conrad Vernon (using his Twink voice).
 * Donald Francis and his friends are 18 years old.
 * Donald has a pet rat named Mr. Dangles (inspired by De's pet rat from the original draft of Sausage Party), who is able to talk and give Donald advice.
 * One of Donald's catchphrases is "What's that, Mr. Dangles? You have a thought?", which is said when Mr. Dangles looks like he wants to say something to him.
 * Several scenes in the show take place at Shopwells.
 * El Guaco/Edward Green is the main antagonist.
 * There are innapropiate morals, such as: "Everyone has their own opinions on sx", "It's okay to be gay", "The best way to punish people is to force-feed them glass", and "It's okay to be racist".
 * How is "its okay to be gay" a bad moral? Kids gotta learn 'bout Homosexuality somehow in the future.
 * You're right! It is a good moral, but some people, like soccermoms who let their children watch this version of the show and Moral Guardians, despite the fact that the show really isn't for kids would find it stupid. Which brings me to my next point...
 * As a response to people complaining about the show not being suitable for kids, there's an episode called "Donald Francis Viewer Mail #1", which addresses the issue of parents letting their children watch a family-unfriendly show. This episode starts off with De reading complaints from viewers of the show. In response, De does a hypothetical Bowderlized episode of his show to explain that his show would not be as good as it is if it was aimed at children. In the Bowderlized episode, all the innapropiate content is removed in a similar way to how Pooh's Adventures is censored, and De is replaced by a humanized Juicy Box named Jude Barnes. The episode ends with the De and Juicy Box scene from Sausage Party.
 * The musical numbers are replaced by songs that commonly appear on Do Not Play Lists at weddings, such as Blue by Eiffel 65, Every Breath You Take by The Police, My Humps by the Black Eyed Peas, the Grease Megamix, My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion, YMCA by The Village People, You Give Love a Bad Name by Bon Jovi, Who Let the Dogs Out? by Baha Men, Gold Digger by Kanye West, and I Will Survive by Gloria Gaynor.
 * In one episode, Mr. Dangles does the Chicken Dance.
 * In one episode where our main characters get trapped their college by Edward Green, there is a scene similar to the "listening to the audio commentary for help" scene from The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie. No, that would be funny!

Other ways to ruin the show

 * Replace the Dr. Who parody with a Dora the Explorer parody.

PixelMiette's verison

 * Everybody is high on atleast ONE drug.
 * The show is named "Razzle Dazzle's Fabulous Days"
 * Milo is renamed 'Razzle Dazzle' and he is a Luan Loud ripoff.
 * Replace Melissa with a dumbed-down Lori from The Loud House.
 * Zack is replaced with Tito Dick from The Nutshack.
 * Include a character named Eggbertieman who is an egg that is a drug dealer.
 * Melissa is a teen mom.
 * One character dies every four episodes.
 * Zack/Tito Dick is a puppet.
 * The musical numbers are replaced with songs about being rude, selfish, etc
 * Milo/Razzle Dazzle's catchphrase is "Bring on the ol' Razzle Dazzle! And that's me!"
 * The theme song is to the tune of We Wish You A Merry Christmas, albeit off key.

Galavant

 * Make it air on Disney Channel.
 * Make it aimed at 6-15 year olds.
 * The series has a pilot movie that is shown in theaters.
 * Isabella becomes the first live action Disney Princess to join the Disney Princess line up.
 * Remove all of the funny and good songs and replace them with songs that sound like modern-day pop songs.
 * Have it take place in a modern-day fairy tale universe, meaning that there is modern-day technology like iPhones, iPads, laptop computers, and flat-screen TVs.

The Muppets (2015)

 * Make it an cartoon series animated in a style that is a cross between Teen Titans Go! and Johnny Test.
 * Add a laugh track to the show.
 * Add Family Unfriendly Aesops to the show.
 * Add the cast of Sesame Street to the show.
 * Instead of being a sitcom parody, it is about the Muppets meeting various Disney characters and parodying the movies/TV shows they come from.
 * Fozzie's girlfriend Becky is replaced by Bing Bong from Inside Out.
 * Pepe has a job at Disney World.
 * Have an episode where they tease a Make A Wish kid instead of doing something nice for him.
 * The Lecture Lady from Elmo's World appears in every episode, and get more screentime than anyone else.
 * BONUS: She does the chicken dance every five episodes.
 * Add lots of toilet humor.

The Goldbergs

 * Make Murray and Beverly swear every few lines.
 * Make Adam a young, 2-year-old toddler girl named Anna.
 * Anna is a huge fan of Teddy Ruxpin, Cinderella, Strawberry Shortcake, Popples, Baby Alive, Cabbage Patch Kids and My Little Pony.
 * And a spoiled brat.
 * Remove the musical numbers at the end of each episode and replace them with a scene where Murray walks around with no underwear.
 * Make an episode about Teddy Ruxpin.
 * Make Anna have a 5 year old sister that's older than her.
 * The show is a rip-off of both Good Luck Charlie and Full House.
 * Add anachorisms to the series.
 * Remove the endings with the home videos based off the episode.
 * Call it "The Life of Anna".
 * Make one episode a Poorly Disguised Pilot for Imaginary Mary, where Mary is Anna's imaginary friend.
 * Any episode refrencing movies or TV shows that aren't for kids (such as The Breakfast Club and The Facts of Life) are replaced by ones about popular kids' things released in the same year or same month as the movie. For example, the episode about the former thing is replaced by an episode where Anna's family goes shopping on the day after Thanksgiving and fight the crowds to get her a Teddy Ruxpin, and The Facts of Life episode is about Anna pretending to go on an adventure with the cast of The Littles.

How to ruin the episodes

 * You Opened The Door: The episode is about Anna getting toilet trained. Half the episode is about the book Everyone Poops.
 * Lucky: Anna has a new baby sister named Ellie instead of a dog.

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

 * Have the show aimed at toddlers.
 * The characters talk to the audience.
 * Put it on Nick Jr.
 * The animation is similar to Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.
 * The show is a rip-off of Dora the Explorer.
 * The theme song is sung to the tune of Row, Row, Row Your Boat.
 * Make Pinkie Pie need the bathroom each episode just like in "The Last Roundup".
 * Make Spike a baby dragon who needs constant care and talks in a voice a la Horat from The Nutshack.
 * All of the ponies are princesses and learn stupid lessons about royality.
 * There are sections of the show where the audience has to get up and dance when a tiara is shown on screen, and you sit down when a jewel is shown.
 * Have items similar to Mousketools that are used to solve problems.
 * Remove Discord.
 * The character models look so off that you can't even see their butts when the tails are in your way.

How to ruin the episodes!

 * Pinkie Pride-The episode is retitled "The Movie Star", and Cheese Sandwich is voiced by Ahmed Best and is a rip-off of Jar Jar Binks, and comes to Ponyville to promote the new Adventures of the Space Ponies film.  Also, the part where Boneless dances is replaced by mutiple poor CGI chickens dancing together, and the live action footage of an alligator is replaced by dancing robots, which are also animated in poor CGI, just like the aforementioned chickens.

​Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade (I know it's not a show but I wanna include it)

 * Have the broadway shows fill up the whole telecast (Look up The McDonald's Thanksgiving Parade)
 * Kill off the Falloons in the 2014 parade
 * Goodyear produced all the balloons even after 1984
 * The Cat in the Hat flew in the 1998 parade
 * The balloons look ugly.

Cyborg Kuro-Chan

 * Make it an educational preschool 2D-animated direct-to-DVD series for small children.
 * Items similar to the Mousketools from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse are used to solve various problems.
 * The animation is like a 2D version of The Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa.
 * All fonts used are in Comic Sans.
 * Make Kuro a normal cat instead of a cyborg cat.
 * Dr. Go is a friendly old man instead of a villain.
 * Kill off Kuro's elderly owners and Nana.
 * Make Mi a spoiled princess who is obsessed with Maple Town.
 * Matatabi is a witch.
 * Make Kotaro a 2-year-old toddler who has trouble with basic math.
 * Add the cast of Boku No Pico to the show.

SuperMarioLogan

 * Remove Doofy and Charleyyy.
 * The latter is replaced with Fishy from Bowser's Depression.
 * Comic Sans is the only font that is used.
 * Jeffy appears in all episodes (Just let that sink in). In addition, he is more annoying.
 * Add shoe-horned educational value.
 * Put it on Nick Jr.
 * Chef Pee Pee has a high-pitched version of Doofy's voice.
 * It rips off Dora the Explorer.
 * Record it with a shaky iPad.
 * Joseph and Cody are both female and their names are Codie and Josephina. and they are obsessed with Teddy Ruxpin, Cinderella, Dora, Strawberry Shortcake, Popples, Baby Alive, Cabbage Patch Kids and My Little Pony.
 * Bowser Jr. is a 2-year-old named Charles.
 * Remove Jackie Chu in favor of a mentally ill man named John Harrison. Ironically enough, Jackie Twu is not removed.
 * Patrick is 10 times more CWAZY.

Bob's Burgers
HOW TO RUIN THE EPISODES
 * The characters' eyes sparkle.
 * The intro has lyrics, which just say "Bob's Burgers, Bob's Burgers, lalala..." in tune over and over.
 * The backgrounds are loaded with bright colors and smiling objects.
 * The animation is a mixture of Kawaii Crush and The Nutshack.
 * Replace Jimmy Pesto with the BND of doom.
 * Everyone that edited The Rapsittie Kids - Believe In Santa edit all the episodes.
 * Everyone is voiced by either Tabitha St. Germain, Lee Tockar, Jennifer Darling, Russi Taylor or Rob Paulsen.
 * Mona from nanaLan'  is a major character.
 * Make Linda an anti meat activist and PETA supporter, and have her shirt say "MEAT IS MURDER".
 * Gene's catchphrase is "Fartnuggets!"
 * Bob's catchphrase is "Go away".
 * Have it air on Disney Channel.
 * PETA is heavily promoted in each episode. Plus, Cooking Mama from "Cooking Mama Kills Animals!" frequently makes cameos.
 * In "Boyz 4 Now", Louise is killed off.

Kipper

 * Make it in the 2010s decade, with ugly CGI graphics.
 * Make the characters speak to the screen a la Dora the Explorer.
 * Air it on CBeebies instead of Nick Jr. and Sprout.
 * Make the character voices very British and very annoying.
 * Arnold whines a lot.
 * Tiger is removed.
 * Kipper looks nothing like a dog.Arnold's_rabies.png
 * Arnold's mouth foams every episode, just like in "Pig's Shop".
 * BONUS: He also has rabies, hence the foaming mouth.

The Kroll Show

 * The show is made in 2016.
 * Have the show air on Adult Swim.
 * Make it rated TV-MA.
 * The theme song is a terrible instrumental cover of The Dirtiest Song That Ain't that is played on a toy piano.
 * Have a recurring segment that is similar to the BLAM shorts on Disney Channel.
 * Have the Family Guy and Ted writers write most of the skits. (Some people think that Family Guy and Ted were terrible.)
 * Have a recurring segment about Douche from Sausage Party that serves as a tie-in to the movie's DVD release. Compared to the other skits, these segments would be the best part of the show.
 * Wait a moment, I lied! Only one of these segments is terrible: the first one, which is a rip-off of the Robot Chicken sketch The Emperor's Back, but it retells the entire Douche plot of Sausage Party with random gross out jokes thrown into the story when Douche talks about the other characters in Sausage Party. To make matters worse, this skit is also the first sketch of the first episode.

Bobby Bottleservice/Gigolo House

 * Bobby Bottleservice's catchphrase is "I may have gone too far in a few places!"
 * The Gigolo House is renamed the "House of Man Ws".
 * Eagle Wing is renamed The Dark Bd.
 * De-age Farley to an 18-year old.
 * Make Peter Papparazzo Bobby's imaginary friend.
 * In one skit, have a scene where Bobby Bottleservice pees on people from a rooftop, similar to that one scene in The Nutshack episode "Duck Karma".

How to ruin the skits!

Ghost Bouncers
 * Bobby claims that anyone who liked the Ghostbusters remake is an "exceptional individual".

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 * Instead of asking Farley if she ate oranges, Bobby calls Farley fat.
 * Have a scene where Bobby Bottleservice curses in a similar matter to the cursing scene from The King's Speech.

Gigolo H-O-R-S-E
 * The Gigolo Horse group is renamed "The House of Manchildren".
 * Instead of getting kicked out, the Man Ws who get eliminated get killed by the Manchildren.

The In Addition Tos Look Like Dis  Body Bouncers
 * The Dark Bd kidnaps Farley instead of Bobby Bottleservice's mother and r her. The viewers actually get to see this!
 * Instead of the note saying "We got your ma", it says "I fd Farley", and with the note is a picture of a naked Farley.
 * Look Like Dis is renamed Farley's Fantastic Fashion Show.
 * Bobby wants the show to focus on his imaginary friend.
 * Make this segment a ripoff of Inside Out.
 * Instead of removing his memories of Farley, Bobby must kill his imaginary friend, Peter.
 * Remove the line "We've been reducted and now we're inside my own very much body!" and replaced with "I'm gonna break a promise and kill my very much imaginary friend!"

Oh Hello

 * George and Gil's show is called "The Nursery", and instead of giving people too much tuna, they give stuff meant for babies like diapers and baby formula.
 * Have George and Gil live in a mental hospital.
 * Make George and Gil like children's music instead of Steely Dan songs.

PubLIZity

 * De-age the characters to high schoolers.
 * Make this recurring sketch a poorly-done rip-off of Mean Girls, with Liz being the new girl.

C-Zar

 * C-Zar's best friend is a CGI talking monkey.

Show Us Your Songs

 * Gunter from Sing hosts this recurring segment. (This might annoy some people.)

Garfield and Friends

 * Remove the Garfield segments and only make it U.S. Acres
 * Make it air in 2012 on PBS.
 * The farm animals instead live inside a Child World toy store.
 * The theme song is a cover of "I Gotta Feeling" by the Black Eyed Peas.
 * Make the animation in the same style as Caillou.
 * Have the characters talk to the audience.

LarryBoy: The Cartoon Adventures

 * Have it air from 2003-2008 on PBS Kids, almost a year after the article's version of VeggieTales (version 1) got cancelled.
 * The show is called "Super Benny's Super Dooper Adventures!".
 * Have items similar to Mousketools that are used to solve problems.
 * Archie whines a lot.
 * LarryBoy/Super Benny's catchphrase is "Smile, Bumblyburg! Say Chuck E. Cheese!"
 * Vicky Cucumber says "like" in all of her sentences.
 * Add random poop jokes out of the blue.
 * Remove Awful Alvin's running gag when he does a villainous dance of villainy, and replace it with him eating beans and farting loudly, which he calls his "Supervillain Fart".
 * Give it a crossover with the article's version of SpongeBob SquarePants, called "Super Benny and Spongey Cheese's Funny Adventure", where Larryboy/Super Benny and SpongeBob have to stop Awful Alvin from destroying the resturant seen in the show.
 * The theme song is sung to the tune to "Row, Row, Row Your Boat".
 * Add a demented chicken who is a minion of Awful Alvin.
 * The animation resembles Mega Babies, Teamo Supremo, and 12 Oz. Mouse.
 * All the fonts used are Comic Sans.
 * Have bland and boring villians.
 * The superheroes fight the villians by breaking the 4th wall a la Dora the Explorer, and by lame comedy.
 * The show is rebooted in the style of Teen Titans GO!, turning Larryboy from an actual hero into a hero that most of the time doesn't even fight.
 * Add product placement of Chuck E. Cheese.

asdfmovie

 * Have it air in 2004 on Cartoon Network.
 * The characters look like they're from SMK animated.
 * I Like Trains is replaced with a character yelling "Football!" and a football smashing another character's face in.

How to ruin the segments

 * You're Getting Mugged: The kid gets mugged.
 * You Can't Skate Here: After the kid says "You can't tell me what to do!", a guy says "Football!" and the expectable happens.
 * Mine Turtle: The mine turtle explodes into footballs.
 * I'm Afraid I Caught Your Son Doing Homework: Have the mom say "Yay!" instead of "Where did I go wrong!?"

Mighty Magiswords

 * The show is called "Mighty Marijuanaswords"
 * The show promotes Marijuana usage, and says that it is 'something to rely on if you are upset'
 * Make Vambre and Prohyas both drug dealers.
 * One character dies in every 5 episodes.
 * Include lots of bombs and explosions which are all Michael Bay's idea.
 * At the end of each episode, have a 1980's drug PSA be present.
 * Worsen all the character's voices.
 * Have it air on Qubo, and eventually it'll move to Disney Channel.
 * The writers of The Nutshack, Johnny Test and Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer write all the episodes, alongside Mark from Fuck No TV Tropes.
 * Give it vibes of Puella Magi Madoka Magica mixed in with Creepypasta.
 * Alongside Marijuana, have it promote homphobia, satanism, insensitivity, racism, sexism, sadism, murder, sexual assault, and physical fighting.
 * Have a controversial episode dedicated to everyone talking about religion.
 * The colors are all very bright and neon.
 * The characters eyes sparkle. All of them.
 * Make the show very dark, insensitive and offensive.

How to ruin the episodes!

 * In "To Boulderly Go", have a scene where Vambre and Prohyas are in a hospital, and they unplug machines connected to small children on life support, and push needles into the children's eyes afterwards.
 * In "Pig Iron", it cuts to live-action clips of pigs being made into bacon.

Back To The Future- The Animated Series

 * Continuous sexual references are present.
 * Include a character named Markus who is a convicted sex offender.
 * Replace Marty with an idiot boy named Joshua who is voiced by Keith Ferguson (using his Bloo voice).
 * Have Jules be an alcoholic.
 * Jennifer is nowhere to be seen, nor are Doc and Clara.
 * Have Verne's catchphrase be "OH EVERYTHING HERE IS JUST FAN-FRICKING-TASTIC", and whenever he says it, his voice sounds drunken and high-pitched.
 * Have nobody do anything for the majority of every episode.
 * Add random potty humor out of the blue.
 * Have it made in 2006.
 * At the end of each episode, a '50s toy commercial plays without any reason or rhyme.

The Bunker

 * Make the villians and preschool show characters the main characters.
 * Replace It's Gonna Be Fine with I Love You from Barney and Friends.
 * Have it made by a different Wikia.

Heathcliff and the Catillac Cats

 * Hector and Wordsworth are gay love partners.
 * Cleo, Dixie, and Roxie get into a lesbian threesome sex scene each episode.
 * The Catillac Cats are a crime gang.
 * Have the characters ask the audience questions.
 * Have Flamarion Ferreira Films produce it.
 * Have an episode where the Catillac Cats murder a Make A Wish kid instead of doing something nice for him.
 * The animation resembles a mix between Ivor the Engine, The Adventures of Paddy the Pelican, and Don Bluth's work.
 * Have it air on Adult Swim at 2 am.
 * Adult Swim is discontinued because of this.
 * The theme song is an over the top jazz song.
 * The end credits include "BUY OUR MERCHANDISE!"
 * Any horror-themed episode is loaded with jumpscares scarier than the ones from Five Nights at Freddy's.
 * The show makes fun of Keemstar fans, Keemstar haters, people with ADHD, fat people, black people, Jews, members of the LGBT community, bronies, pegasisters, and Autistic people.
 * Various hashtags (like #oscarssowhite and #autism) are used in every episode.
 * Cause This is Filler! Filler Night! ( From the Nostalgia Critic Casper review) is MOUNTAINS of filler in the episodes.
 * In that case, get ready to play this clip often:
 * The children from 1980s and 1990s Chuck E. Cheese commercials make cameo appearances.
 * A character dies a gruesome death each episode, yet they are alive and well in the next episode.
 * In-your-face shots of the characters appear whenever the viewer doesn't expect it.
 * There is on-screen bondage each episode.
 * Everyone uses the fag suffix like there's no tomorrow.
 * There is tons of product placement for Chuck E Cheese, Showbiz Pizza, Radio Shack, Magic Mart, Sling TV, Oxi Clean, the Big City Slider Station, Pibb Xtra, Sega games, a re-branded version of Crystal Pepsi called Cleo's Urine in a Bottle, the ASPCA, Red Man chewing tobacco, Camel cigarettes, the Black Lives Matter movement, the XQ Super School Project, the Apple Watch, Android phones, and the Truth anti-tobacco campaign.
 * And after each Red Man product placement, a character says "Buy and then chew Red Man right now or we'll murder you and your entire family!"
 * The music is played on a poor-quality Casio keyboard.
 * People working in Dingo Pictures work on the occasional effects like zooming in their faces when screaming and sound effects like the "wah-wah" sound.
 * Heathcliff's catchphrase is "GET ME GARFIELD ON THE PHONE!"
 * Sonja's catchphrase is "I'm sexy and I know it!"
 * Iggy Nutmeg's catchphrase is "Smile America, Say Chuck E. Cheese"
 * Riff-Raff's catchphrase is "That shit doesn't scare me!"
 * Cleo's catchphrase is "Spank me you pissy slutty kitty cat."
 * Hector's catchphrase is "It's okay to be gay!"
 * Wordsworth's catchphrase is "Rape all sexy hot male cats!"
 * Mongo's catchphrase is "Duuuuuuuuh, Allahu Akbar!" and whenever he says it, an explosion takes place.
 * Bush's catchphrase is "Always talk to strangers!"
 * Leroy's catchphrase is "Fuck you in the neck!"
 * Each episode ends with the characters going to bed as a sleep-inducing lullaby plays, followed by this being played.
 * Cleo's theme song is "Scatman's World" by Scatman John, for some reason.
 * Hector and Wordsworth's theme song is "It's OK to be Gay" by Tomboy.
 * Leroy is a conservative Christian nutjob.
 * The final episode's first segment is called "Sonja's Suicide" and it's a ripoff of the Red Mist and Squidward's Suicide creepypastas, where Sonja kills herself with a shotgun after Heathcliff is murdered by Hector.
 * Have there be horrible morals, like "Kill members of the LGBT community", "Suicide is an option", "Marijuana is something to rely on if you are upset", "Blame minorities for everything that has gone wrong in your life.", "Don't you demonstrate around the Kajun Ku Klux Klan", and "The Bible declares being a LGBT community member a sin".
 * Cool Cat (from Cool Cat Saves the Kids) makes numerous appearances.
 * The series is aimed for 7-12 year old kids, but like My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, it gains a cult following of adult fans called "The Catillac Fanboys".
 * The theme song is a parody of "Scatman's World" called "Heathcliff's World" sung by whoever voiced Heathcliff in the trailer for "Heathcliff in Bad Kitty" and Marilyn Lightstone.
 * Cleo's ringtone is "Blame It on the Rain" by Milli Vanilli.
 * Hector's ringtone is Wordsworth saying "There was an old cat from Des Moines, who put fleas in his sister's... WOAH!!!"
 * Riff-Raff says "I blame this on the Jews!" every time something bad happens.

How to ruin the episodes!
"We're sorry. Due to circumstances beyond our control, the last half of the script for this episode was mistaken for classified evidence by the North Korean government and put in a paper shredder on it's way to the Korean animation studio. Luckily, the episode was finished by Riff-Raff. We hope you enjoy the new ending!"
 * In "Off Road Racer", the race is ended when a North Korean missile crashes into the racetrack.
 * In "Kitten Around", Cleo's angry face is flashed onscreen at unexpected points with a clip of a super loud scream. The episode also ends with Cleo and Roxie performing Anilingus.
 * In "Junk Food", the secret ingredient to Mungo's Special is a dead vegan's head.
 * One line is "I fucking hate Devo and rock music. Christ forever!", uttered by Leroy. The episode winds up airing at the same time band member Bob Casale had his death announced, similar to what happened with the premiere of the Simpsons episode "Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus" and when a re-run of "Family Guy Viewer Mail #2" aired on BBC 3 in 2014. The line would then be cut from future re-runs of the episode.
 * In "Lard Times", Wordsworth and Hector shoot up a conservative Christian church while singing "It's OK to be Gay" by Tomboy.
 * In "Say Cheese", it's a crossover with Spawnjz (aka Spongey Cheese) where Cleo, Roxie, and Dixie force Mitzi Mozzarella to come out as a lesbian after they rape her and she enjoys it, while Beach Bear and Rolfe DeWolfe engage in a orgy with Hector and Wordsworth for the audience's sexual pleasure, and SpongeBob murders Riff-Raff with a spatula.
 * In "Heathcliff Reforms", before Hector can say "Change your ways and be nice to your friends, Heathcliff, especially those three cats: Hector, Wordsworth and Mungo." a scene similar to this scene from Clerks: The Animated Series is shown, except the message shown before the "new ending", which is narrated by a drunk-sounding Frank Welker, is this:

Just like the scene this is spoofing, the animation in this sequence is done in a mix of cs188's YouTube Poop style with Clockwork Zoo Caillou episodes-esque Flash animation.
 * In "Big Foot", the Bigfoot-like creature is replaced by the Ku Klux Klan, and Riff-Raff, Hector and Wordsworth use Mungo as bait by dressing him up as a African-American gangster.

Sausage Party: The Series (ColumbiaBinks' idea for a Sausage Party TV show)
Note: This "ruined TV show" is based on the "Other ways to ruin the movie" version of Sausage Party on How To Make Good Movies Bad.
 * The animation is done in the style of The Nutshack.
 * The theme song is a poorly done cover of Get Low by Little Jon with the instrumentals being done on a synthesizer.
 * Frank's catchphrase is "Shopwells is better than you!"
 * Brenda's catchphrase is "I'm fat. I'm fat. I'm fat!"
 * Barry's catchphrase is "Let me tell you the story of (thing here)..."
 * Dhe's catchphrases are "I'm gonna deny it, bro!" and "I love to f with food!"
 * Have Vash and Sammy argue over stupid things.
 * Make Barry scared all the time.
 * Gum talks like Horat from The Nutshack
 * Twink is a toddler, like in the movie proper.
 * Add toilet humor to the show.
 * Add gummy bear versions of The Buddy Bears to the show, and have them teach Dhe lessons.
 * Dhe makes food puns every episode. That might be funny...

How to ruin the episodes!
Welcome to Shopwells A Juicy Situation '''What a Nightmare, Bro!  A World Beyond Shopwells ''' Foul Word Fiend
 * Have the characters poorly summarize the events of the movie.
 * When everyone first sees Dhe, they look at him like nothing is wrong instead of trying to kill him.
 * Dhe does not explain why he survived, thus confusing viewers who didn't see Dhe's "extended ending" rant on the version of Sausage Party listed on How to Make Good Movies Bad.
 * Twink poops on Dhe in a similar manner to how he pooped on Frank in the movie.
 * Unlike the original episode where everyone forgives Dhe, Dhe does get punished for his actions on Red White and Blue Day, but the punishment isn't severe: he has to be the babysitter of Twink until he's old enough to go to Food Kindergarten.
 * When Firewater tells Dhe a story about a juicy box he helped, Dhe cries instead of feeling embarrassed.
 * Dhe's nightmares contain disturbing imagery in the style of the show Unstoppable Missy Floorz.
 * The episode is about Dhe abandoning Twink in the human world to get rid of him and find the woman who abandoned him in the movie.
 * Twink nearly dies, but Firewater saves him.
 * Dhe is easily forgiven for abandoning Twink.
 * Instead of teaching a swear word to a random juicy box kid, Dhe teaches the swear to Twink and Firewater gets really mad at him.

Pretty Rhythm Series

 * Make each season air on Comedy Central from 2017-2020.
 * The show is aimed at college audiences.
 * The songs in Aurora Dream and Dear My Future are rap songs.
 * In Aurora Dream and Dear My Future, Prism Stone is actually a s shop.
 * In Aurora Dream and Dear My Future, the Prism Space is a place called "Da Hood".

Aurora Dream

 * Aira's catchphrase is "Mmm...I like to f my cat."
 * The show takes place in Detroit.
 * De-age Kaname to 5 years old.
 * Aira is selected to be a Prism Star after attending an event advertised on those radio ads that ask listeners things such as "Do you want to be on the Disney Channel?"

Dear My Future

 * Mia's catchphrase is "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
 * Make the characters in this season similar to the ones in The Nutshack.
 * Make this season take place in Brooklyn, New York.

Rainbow Live

 * Naru's catchphrase is "Happy shoot you!"
 * Make the songs in this season showtunes, but they are terribly sung.
 * Make the penguin mascots Captain Ersatz of famous characters from Broadway musicals who can't act to save their lives.
 * Replace Rinne and June with Columbia and Frank from the 2016 Rocky Horror remake.
 * The Prism Space in this season is called "way".

All Star Selection

 * The whole season, including the movie, is done in live action.
 * Remove Laala.

The Fabulous 3: The Series (Madi Shinx's TV Series)

 * Sammy Joe is voiced by Charlie Sheen (using his Dex Dogtective voice)
 * Sallyberry is voiced by Jennifer Darling.
 * Reggiecakes talks like Horat from The Nutshack.
 * The theme song is a cover of "Scatman's World" called Fab 3's World.
 * Remove Snooks, the comedy relief Bunnelby, and replace him with a demented chicken.
 * It is rated TV-MA, and airs on Comedy Central in early 2004.
 * Pippy the Rockruff acts like a jerk to the Fabulous 3.
 * WAY too much toilet humor.
 * Include a narrator that does nothing but state the obvious.
 * Crab Apple Road is called Stupid Road.

How to ruin the episodes

 * Sammy Joe Gets Stuck: Sammy Joe's head never gets out of the rabbit hole
 * Journey Through Sally's Body: Sam and Reg get digested by Sally's stomach acid, yet they are alive and well in the next episode.
 * Forgiveness in Your Heart: Sam never forgives Reg after Reg breaks Sam's arm with a metal baseball bat.
 * What Did You Just Say???: Sally gets paddled by Sam and Reg after they hear the bad word. Also, make the swear word uncensored.

The Ricky Gervais Show

 * Have Ricky Gervais talk about PB&J Otter in every single episode.
 * Have it not adapted from the podcast.
 * All the viewer can see is a black screen.

The X Factor (UK)

 * The lines open on Monday morning, six days before the Saturday show.
 * The judges got to decide who wins the series.
 * There is a category for wannabes of previous contestants.
 * Instead of going to deadlock, Simon Cowell gets the deciding vote in the bottom two.
 * Make One Direction win the 2010 series.
 * Have an annoying act who can't sing appear in the bottom two at least four times, always with the least amount of votes, who keeps getting spared by the judges.
 * It turns out the whole thing is staged.

Button Moon

 * We never actually get to see Button Moon.
 * Give it a crossover with the 1970s version of Captain Pugwash.
 * Give it a terrible and unnecessary film adaptation.
 * The spoons are literally just generic spoons with no features.

Detention

 * Re-name it to "Fast Times at Benedict Arnold Middle School".
 * The show has no scenes relating to the characters getting in detention, but rather various tutorials on how to behave in school and to get straight As.
 * De-age all the characters to 10 year olds who sing baby songs and have trouble with basic math.
 * The characters have to go on stupid quests that are so easy, even babies can do them.
 * The theme song is sung to the tune of the Captain Planet theme song.
 * BONUS: In this version of the show, the theme song is less cringeworthy. The lyrics talking about edginess and/or teenage angst are removed and replaced with lines about doing well in school.
 * The animation for all episodes resembles the unaired version of Some Enchanted Evening.
 * The show has tie-ins with Son of Zorn and Family Guy.
 * Have the show be made in 2016 and it airs on Nickelodeon multiple times a day.
 * Have Lemonjella and Orangejella argue over stupid things in every single episode.
 * Corny running gags are abundant and are used as desperate pleas to get laughs out of the audience.
 * Everyone is voiced by the voice cast from Kuu Kuu Harijuku.
 * The Grimace from the 1970's McDonald's commericals, Ronald McDonald (in the 1950's costume) and Birdy the Early Bird make time to time cameos.
 * In every episodes, there is atleast one TV playing the theme song of Captain Planet in ridiculous slow motion.
 * Add toilet humor in the show.
 * It is even more low budget. By that, I mean the quality is even more poor than the actual show itself.
 * Include an episode that rips off Space Jam.

The Fairly Oddparents

 * De-age Timmy Turner into a preschooler.
 * Too much toilet humor.
 * Timmy is voiced by Bryn McAuley (using her Caillou voice).
 * Every 2 seconds, there is an animation error.
 * The characters' eyes sparkle.
 * Have Poof, Sparky, and Chloe in all episodes.
 * Make it in the late 2000's.

The Amazing Adrenalini Brothers

 * Get rid of the show's humour.
 * Have the Adrenalinis be a generic trio from an existing country.
 * Get rid of all the hardcore stunts.
 * Have every episode take place in the same area.
 * Have all the brothers have the exact same personality.
 * Make it where only one of the brothers appear in every episode.

WARNING - SHIT-TONS OF SPOILERS FOR DANGAN RONPA: THE ANIMATION AHEAD!

 * Name the show "Danganronpeepo"
 * The animation is in the style of The Samsonadzes.
 * The show is controlled by the North Korean government.
 * Byakuya gets executed by being used as a facecloth. Wtf? I'll take it.
 * Have Sayaka be the Ultimate Despair instead of Junko.
 * Kill off the entire cast within the first minute of the first episode.
 * Monokuma is replaced with a generic serial killer from a low-budget 80's horror movie.
 * Have it be dubbed by 4kids.
 * It takes place in New York instead of Tokyo.
 * Make a movie about it and give it a bunch of unessecary direct-to-video sequels.
 * Because it's dubbed by 4kids, everyone is given very American names.
 * Makoto is renamed Michael.
 * Aoi is renamed Abby.
 * Byakuya is renamed Barry.
 * Celestia's name stays the same.
 * Chihiro is renamed Christopher.
 * Hifumi is renamed Harrison.
 * Junko is renamed Jessica.
 * Kiyotaka is renamed Kyle.
 * Kyoko is renamed Kaya.
 * Leon's name stays the same.
 * Mondo is renamed Matt.
 * Sakura's name stays the same.
 * Sayaka is renamed Sarah.
 * Toko is renamed Tori, and have her fall in love with Harrison instead of Barry.
 * Yasuhiro is renamed Danny because there are no similar names to his.
 * Give the theme a cringy sing a long, and re-write the whole song to make it similar to the 4kids One Piece theme song.
 * The animation is similar to The Invisible Network Of Kids.
 * When a character dies, the characters ask the audience questions, especially those that they already know the answers to.
 * A laugh track plays at the most unfunniest lines.
 * Make Barry a poor person who is lost in the streets.
 * Whitewash Sakura (this is also something 4kids did in their One Piece dub).

LazyTown

 * Remove Robbie Rotten.
 * Without Lazytown's resident memelord, the show wouldn't be the same!
 * Remove a lot of the songs.
 * De-age Stephanie to a five-year-old.
 * Remove Ziggy and Stingy and replace them with two cats named Stinky and Runt.
 * Trixie says "like" in all of her sentences.
 * Add a lot of toilet humor.
 * Remove We Are Number One.
 * Stingy/Runt is a crybaby.
 * The show is in poor CGI.
 * Pixel likes drugs over technology.
 * BONUS: He smokes weed every five seconds
 * It is a low-budget YouTube series.

Numberjacks

 * Make 3 the central Numberjack.
 * Wait, IS there a central Numberjack?
 * Make either Spooky Spoon or The Puzzler (or both) appear in every episode.
 * Have 0 do literally nothing, since he is too young to do anything.
 * Make a Numberjack for numbers 10 to 9999.
 * Have a -1 Numberjack. Or better yet, add all the negative numbers as Numberjacks!
 * Include musical notes which the characters sing.
 * Add lots of toilet humor.
 * Remove 5's worst case scenarios.

Eddsworld

 * Make Matt the main character.
 * So it'd be called Mattsworld? Sssshhhhh...
 * Genderbend the 4 main characters and name them after flowers. (Edd - Sunflower, Tom - Rose, Matt - Dandelion, and Tord - Lily)
 * Then, replace Eduardo, Jon, and Mark with normal Edd, Tom, and Matt.
 * Make it an anime, and name it "Super Happy Ultra Joyful Flower Girls!".
 * Have Eduardo/Edd, Jon/Tom, and Mark/Matt blast away at the end of each episode, a la Team Rocket.
 * Rose and Sunflower are killed off in "The End".
 * Lily's Norwegian accent is replaced in favor of an annoying, forced Arabic one.
 * Wipe the "Mirror Mirror" episode from existence.
 * Include a character with white hair, blue eyes and icy blue attire named Forget-me-not who belittles the gang for fun, and her family hates her.
 * The show's fanbase is called "Dandelion Wannabes"
 * The place Sunflower, Rose, Dandelion and Lily live in is called "Happycrappyville"
 * The backgrounds are full of bright and smiling objects.
 * The characters' eyes sparkle.
 * The conflict is 100% non-existent.
 * The music is Disney-esque.
 * Speaking of Disney, the theme song is a parody of "Let It Go" called "Lil' Flower Girls".
 * All the cringey OCs become canon.

Once Upon a Time

 * Remove Henry, Emma, Mary Margaret, David, Regina, Ruby, Granny and Mr. Gold, or kill them off really early in the series.
 * Leave the story's lore with loads of unanswered questions.
 * Remove the episode where Leroy and Mary Margaret sell candles for Miner's Day.
 * The curse doesn't get lifted by the end of Season 1.
 * End the series at the end of Season 1.

Whatever Happened to... Robot Jones?

 * Have it made and take place in 2012.
 * De-age Socks, Mitch, and Cubey to toddlers with personalities similar to George Pig, Richard Rabbit, and Edmond Elephant from Peppa Pig respectively. Also, make them minor characters.
 * Replace Robot Jones with a Jewelpet-styled squirrel named Squirrely.
 * It is animated like Will and Dewitt.
 * Add a Marty-Stu rabbit named Nibs and make him Robot Jones/Squirrely's best friend.
 * Toilet humor, shock value, and product placement are present.
 * The theme song is to the tune of "Girls and Boys Come Out to Play".
 * Principal Madman is a lot nicer and is renamed Mr. Sweet. Also, make him work at an ice cream parlor.
 * The title of the show is "The Adventures of Squirrely the Squirrel".
 * The music sounds very childish.
 * Lenny and Denny Yogman are stereotypical farmers.
 * Make Robot Jones/Squirrely the pet of Shannon.
 * Each episode ends with a Barney Says-like segment instead of Data Log Entries.
 * Shannon's theme song is "I Can Be Your Friend" from Veggietales.
 * Add a character named Tracy that rips off Tracer from Overwatch (even though Overwatch didn't exist until May 2016, but whatever...)
 * Remove the oil change scene from "Family Vacation".

Sheep in the Big City

 * Remove the fourth wall breaking and visual puns.
 * The characters' names are weird and random, such as General Specific being called Adnasf.
 * The animation for all episodes resembles The Slim Shady Show.
 * Make the titular character actually speak English with a voice provided by Bob McFadden (using his Snarf voice).
 * Replace the Secret Military Organization Base with a Blockbuster.
 * A man who sounds like a vomiting dog sings the theme song in an off-key manner.
 * Not making it a variety show-type format.

Rugrats

 * The original never exists, and All Grown Up is in its place from 1991 until its real ending in 2008.
 * Take out all the jokes made for older audiences.
 * The Dummi Bears are in EVERY. SINGLE. EPISODE.
 * Have it geared more towards the female demographic.
 * Include a separate spin-off with Jacobyel's designs for the characters as animals (I.E. Susie is a cow and Chuckie is a lion.)
 * Make Angelica the main character instead of Tommy.
 * WAY too much toilet humor.
 * Reptar is replaced with Barney.
 * Chuckie talks in a robotic voice a la Horat from The Nutshack.

The Magic School Bus

 * The series does not follow the books.
 * Ms. Frizzle is removed.
 * Too much toilet humor
 * Remove Carlos' puns.
 * No educational value.
 * The theme song is to the tune of the Yo Yogi! theme.

Villainous

 * Re-name the show "Villainous: Black Hat's World".
 * Have it air on Treehouse, despite it not being really aimed at the channel's age demographic (toddlers and grade primary students).
 * The animation is similar to the animation from 2NE1's music video for "Hate You". (search up "2ne1 hate you song" and you'll see it)
 * Give it a terrible, albeit unnecessary film adaption, and give it several direct-to-DVD sequels.
 * Every time Demencia appears, she sings "What Harm Can It Do?" from U.S. Acres without any rhyme or reason.
 * 5.0.5 is able to speak realistic English.
 * Give Demencia the ability to shoot lazers out of her fucking eyeballs.
 * The entire series takes place in the Heroic AU, and the characters from that AU (White Hat, Clementia, etc.) are all part of the main cast.
 * The reasoning behind Flug's paper bag is revealed in the first short produced.
 * The voice actors are changed. Black Hat is voiced by Rick Bailey, Flug is voiced by Rob Paulsen, Demencia is voiced by Bryn MacAulay, and 5.0.5's growls and noises are provided by sound effects straight out of iMovie.
 * All of the characters, save for 5.0.5 and Black Hat, are de-aged to pre-teen children.
 * Black Hat is their caregiver/guardian and 5.0.5 is the family pet. In addition to this, have Black Hat act very lazy, and doesn't care about his children (Flug and Demencia), only keeping them to make him look good.
 * The characters from the Heroic AU are a part of the main cast, also serving as Black Hat's kids.
 * Make Demencia's catchphrase "Do it!", and she says it in EVERY. SINGLE. SHORT.
 * Black Hat breaks the fourth wall more than he already does.
 * There are mountains of filler in the shorts.
 * Include product placement for Fuddruckers, Pepsi, Crystal Pepsi, the XQ Super School Project, the Apple Watch, the Truth anti-tobacco campaign, McDonald's McSpaghetti, the iPhone X, Lemon Up shampoo, and Motorola phones.
 * Lewd Paperhat fanart flies across the screen for Pixel's sexual pleasure. Fuck off.
 * Add Pixel into the show. DON'T
 * Most of the shorts take place in the dangerous areas of Australia and Brazil.
 * Everyone uses the fag suffix like there's no tomorrow.
 * People working at Dingo Pictures provide occasional special effects.
 * Shoddy dinosaur roars are constantly heard.

How to ruin the shorts!
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 * Replace the sandwich with a Big Mac for some shameless product placement.
 * Remove all the Black Hat clones except Fanservice!Black Hat and Dopey!Black Hat.
 * Have Demencia fall in love with the Dopey!Black Hat clone instead.
 * Have Black Hat make 5.0.5 eat the ice cream off the floor.
 * Remove the scene where Black Hat screams at the ice cream.
 * Make it so it's similar to a macro fetish fanfiction.
 * 5.0.5 becomes the size of Asia and kills everyone, but everyone comes back to life in the next short except Black Hat and Flug. At the end of the episode, Black Hat and Flug do the chicken dance.
 * The portal Black Hat rips open is a portal to none other than... McDonaldland.
 * Reverse the roles of 5.0.5 and Demencia.
 * During Black Hat's introduction scene, there is a TV showing an airing of Captain Planet playing in ridiculous slow motion.
 * Demencia's "We all floaaaaat." line is replaced with her screeching some unidentifiable English.
 * 5.0.5 eats the floating orb, then shits it out onscreen.
 * Demencia cosplays as Hatsune Miku (or some generic lolicon) instead of Black Hat.
 * Black Hat isn't revealed to be disguised as 5.0.5.
 * Dr. Flug gets killed off from a lazer shooting into his heart. BUT HE COMES BACK IN THE NEXT SHORT.
 * Remove the scene where Demencia acts even remotely adorable as almighty hell. Aka, the whole god damn thing.
 * Remove the statues of Demencia holding raccoons and Dr. Flug doing that pose. but which one
 * The Statue Device isn't broken.
 * Demencia is crushed by Black Hat's organ and somehow survives.
 * At the end, Demencia and the rest of the cast do a horribly choreographed (and sung) cover of Lollipop by 2NE1 and BIGBANG.
 * Black Hat plays a 10-minute loop of Butterfly by smile.dK on his organ for ten minutes in an attempt to make everyone deaf.

Ren and Stimpy

 * It is like Adult Party Cartoon.
 * Ren acts like he does in Ren seeks Help.
 * Mr. Horse is a gay brony.
 * Powdered Toast Man makes references to memes that were funny back in 2009.
 * Happy Happy Joy Joy sounds like the Caillou theme song.
 * Ren and Stimpy whine and cry like Caillou constantly.
 * It is made in late 2007.

Rocko's Modern Life

 * Make everyone think Rocko is a fish.
 * The show airs from 2007 to 2010 on Cartoon Network, yet, it clogs up airtime along with Teen Titans Go.
 * Turn Heffer into a fat squirrel named "Fatty" who is Rodney from Squirrel Boy's long lost cousin.
 * Turn the show into an anime and rename it "Teh epic bigheds show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
 * Make Mr. and Mrs. Bighead the main characters.
 * Have Heffer/Fatty pee his pants every 5 seconds.

CatDog

 * Cat and Dog have the same personality: annoying idiots.
 * Remove Lola Caricola.
 * The music consists of loud, barking dogs and screechy cats.
 * Make Winslow the main protagonist.
 * The show is called "Winslow's Super Show".
 * Replace the Greaser Dogs with the Mega Babies.
 * Cat is voiced by Danny Goldman (using his Brainy Smurf voice) and Dog is voiced by Debi Derryberry (using her Digital from RoboSplaat! voice). As for Winslow, he is voiced by Charlie Adler (using his Cow from Cow and Chicken voice, but a tad more annoying).
 * Have it air in 2013 on PBS Kids (laughing stock much?).
 * Add product placement for Meow Mix.

Glee

 * Kids screaming are constantly heard.
 * It is entirely made by It's A Laugh Productions and it airs on Disney Channel.
 * Coach Beiste is a normal everyday coach, but make him a highly agressive bulldog.
 * Rachel, Mercedes, Tina and Quinn are 7 years old and are girly girls.
 * Finn is a whiny brat.
 * Rename the show "Finn and Friends"
 * Will Schuester, Sue Sylvester and Emma Pillsbury are loudmouths.
 * The conflict is non-existent.
 * The theme song is an annoying version of "I'm Blue (Da Ba Dee)" by Eiffel 65.
 * Artie is a 3-year-old spoiled toddler with a personality similar to Caillou.
 * A laugh track plays at the unfunniest lines.

The Sweet Treets

 * Give the Treets the exact same personality to each other.
 * Give the characters American accent.
 * Have somebody other than ITV... no wait, that'd make it better.
 * Remove Swoop or Bingo.
 * Add lots and lots of toilet humor.
 * The animation is in horrible CGI.
 * The show attacks autistic people, atheists, and disable people.
 * Despite all this, the show is rated TV-Y.
 * The morals are "The complainer is always wrong", "Everything can be the way you want it", "You always win if you're good", "You will be safe when catching stinging insects in your hands", "It's okay to take things without asking", "Exercise is bad", and "It's okay to talk to and go with strangers".
 * The series is produced by DHX Media. (I have nothing against this studio, but still...)

Little Einsteins

 * It airs on Kids WB.
 * Rocket is evil.
 * Make the characters more ugly and in the style of Rugrats (Seasons 1-4 only).
 * Horrid Rugrats animation and stock Simpsons/Rugrats expressions are added.
 * The animation looks like a mixture of Rugrats, Family Guy, The Simpsons and 12 Oz. Mouse.
 * Let the writers of The Simpsons and Rugrats write all the episodes.
 * Leo throws tantrums constantly.
 * The series get rebooted, with live action.
 * The theme song was more like a ballad of screaming cats, along with continual belching into the microphone.

Shopkins
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Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat

 * Have it air on Nicktoons at 1:00 AM.
 * Have one guy do all the voices. Even the girls.
 * Sheegwa laughs 5 times each episode.
 * The theme song is "Talk Dirty to Me" by Poison (which is a good song BTW).

How Sagwa Got Her Colors

 * Sagwa is raed by Dongwa and Sheegwa is unbirthed.

Up, Up, and Away

 * Dongwa and Fu-Fu are sucked into an airplane engine at the end of the episode, but they are back to life in the next episode like nothing happened.

Scream Queens

 * Include a narrator who does nothing but state the obvious.
 * Add toilet humor into the show.
 * Let Chad, Chanel and Zayday be the Red Devil killers instead.
 * The characters break the fourth wall every other minute.
 * De-age Chanel #5 to a third grader who is very shy and meek.
 * Make Grace a hypocondriac, and her illness is completely exaggerated and poorly researched.
 * It is revealed that Chanel loves halloween due to an odd halloween party she had in middle school, and there was a non-fatal school shooting at the party, as well as actual human skeletons and decomposing limbs.
 * In order to get Chanel to take him back, Chad says that the shooter at the party would do the same.
 * Add mountains of product placement for Fuddruckers, Pepsi, McDonald's McSpaghetti, Lemon Up shampoo and Motorola phones.
 * It is entirely directed by Michael Bay.
 * To quite from Boone, "Michael Bay - the greatest director of all time."
 * In the series finale (Drain the Swamp), the final scene shows Ingrid's spooky ghost sitting on the toilet constipated and she shouts "Dang!" as the last line of the show.

OK K.O! Let's Be Heroes

 * The show airs exclusively on YTV, and hogs the schedule in a fashion similar to Teen Titans Go.
 * The animation is of similar quality to that of the animation for The Ultimate Showdown by AlbinoBlackSheep. The animation is done on a Cray X-MP Supercomputer and the characters are drawn in the art style for Pop Team Epic.
 * I (Pixel) personally adore Pop Team Epic, but its art style would be out of place here.
 * The budget is seriously low.
 * Fill the show with unfunny, outdated pop culture references.
 * Everyone is voiced by either Laurie Hymes or Derek Stephen Prince.
 * In every episode, there is a camera that moves into places where it shouldn't.
 * Make Elodie a major character, and have her be in a lesbian relationship with Enid.
 * BONUS - The two of them perform the LoliStep from Lolirock in every second episode.
 * Gar lectures the employees of the bodega about drugs and how harmful they can be in every episode, but in some episodes he can be seen smoking copious amounts of marijuana to cope with the fact Carol turned his romantic advances down for Laserblast.
 * Professor Venomous is revealed to be K.O's father. Hold it! That's actually a good idea!
 * Red Action is murdered brutally in the first episode she appears in ("You're Everybody's Sidekick") due to a LGBT-related hate crime. In addition, the Hue Troop does not forgive her for stealing the crystal.
 * Enid throws hormone-related crying fits in every episode. In addition to this, everyones' personalities are also seriously derailed.
 * The E-N1D from OK K.O.! Let's Play Heroes is a reccuring villain.
 * In every episode, there is product placement for the iPhone X, the Apple Watch, the Truth anti-tobacco campaign, Lemon Up shampoo, and Motorola phones.
 * The characters use the fag suffix like there's no tomorrow.
 * Every 3 seconds, there is an animation error, and creepy faces show up every 5 seconds, especially when the viewer least expects it.
 * Every time a character moves a body part, a Johnny Test-esque whip crack sound effect is heard.
 * A character (save for K.O.) is seen being viciously murdered by Lord Boxman in each episode, but the murdered character appears alive and well in subsequent appearances as if nothing happened.
 * K.O., Enid and Rad commit crimes together in each episode and somehow don't get caught for them.
 * The musical numbers are replaced by songs that commonly appear on Do Not Play Lists at weddings, such as Blue by Eiffel 65, Every Breath You Take by The Police, My Humps by the Black Eyed Peas, the Grease Megamix, My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion, YMCA by The Village People, You Give Love a Bad Name by Bon Jovi, Who Let the Dogs Out? by Baha Men, Gold Digger by Kanye West, and I Will Survive by Gloria Gaynor.
 * Give the theme a cringey-as-fuck sing a long, and re-write the whole song to make it similar to the 4kids One Piece theme song.
 * The Boxmore work building is replaced with the BИD Mask.

How to ruin the episodes!

 * Rad Likes Robots
 * Shannon and Rad both kill themselves together by consuming cyanide-laced Kool Aid upon learning that they cannot be together. Despite this, they end up being alive and well in the next episode.
 * Remove the scene where Darrell snaps his fingers in a Z-formation.
 * Rad's face is not in the moon during Shannon's musical number.
 * Back In Red Action
 * Due to Red Action being deceased in this page's version of the show, Enid spends the day with Elodie instead and set up a funeral with the Hue Troop in Red's honor.
 * T.K.O
 * Remove the scene where K.O. (as T.K.O) says "It's not a phase, Mom!".
 * Include a scene where T.K.O. flies, and crashes, into two skyscrapers which causes an explosion.
 * TL;DR - Add in a reference to 9/11.
 * Carol tries taking T.K.O. to therapy, but it does not work out. The latter ends up killing his therapist in a bloody fist fight. Despite this, Carol doesn't turn him in to the authorities.
 * Villains' Night In
 * Remove the scene where Shannon, Mikayla, Darrell and Fink play Golden Statue, and have it be replaced with Shannon recording Fink throwing a temper tantrum, and uploading it on YouTube to the masses.
 * Fink does not end up turning into T.Fink.
 * A Hero's Fate
 * K.O. does not go on the quest with Hero.
 * Instead of throwing a pool party, Rad and Enid spend the break inside binge-watching shitty Netflix docudramas instead.
 * No More Pow Cards
 * K.O. throws his pow card collection in the volcano.
 * Dendy does not end up getting her own card.
 * Give it even more racist undertones.
 * We've Got Fleas
 * K.O., Enid and Rad's animal forms are drawn in Jacobyel's art style.
 * Mikayla ends up helping K.O. and the gang change back to humans, and fills in Potato's role in the episode.
 * K.O. and the gang go to a furry convention at some point in the episode.
 * Dendy does not make a single appearance.
 * Let's Be Friends
 * You're Everybody's Sidekick
 * Everybody Likes Rad?
 * Plaza Prom
 * Second First Date
 * Stop Attacking the Plaza
 * The Power is Yours!
 * Remove all the references to Captain Planet.
 * Brandon and A Real Magic Skeleton end up violently murdering eachother after fighting over who gets the wind ring.
 * Parents Day
 * Enid ends up staying as a witch for the rest of the series.
 * Remove the scene where Rad gets possessed and dances on the dinner table. That was literally the highlight of the episode.
 * Plaza Prom
 * We're Captured
 * Remove Shannon's diarrhea song. Every other funny scene in the episode is also removed.
 * Make Fink a ripoff of Lisa Loud. (I mean, they both have the same voice actress!)
 * Villains' Night Out
 * The whole episode is just replaced with a Pop Team Epic-styled series of skits (like in the actual PTE anime), but with Professor Venomous (as Pipimi) and Boxman (as Popuko). That's something I'd pay money to see.
 * Plaza Prom
 * We're Captured
 * Remove Shannon's diarrhea song. Every other funny scene in the episode is also removed.
 * Make Fink a ripoff of Lisa Loud. (I mean, they both have the same voice actress!)
 * Villains' Night Out
 * The whole episode is just replaced with a Pop Team Epic-styled series of skits (like in the actual PTE anime), but with Professor Venomous (as Pipimi) and Boxman (as Popuko). That's something I'd pay money to see.
 * The whole episode is just replaced with a Pop Team Epic-styled series of skits (like in the actual PTE anime), but with Professor Venomous (as Pipimi) and Boxman (as Popuko). That's something I'd pay money to see.

Death Battle

 * Every fight is animated by Jacobyel
 * Every fight is researched by whoever researched Sub-Zero vs Glacius
 * Every fight ends with the loser getting sent to another dimension instead of dying.

Finnbross' Good Shows
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Teamo Supremo

 * The Animation resembles 12 oz. Mouse, Boku no Pico, Mega Babies and Johnny Test
 * Have Dr Droid kills Governor Kevin
 * kill one character every episode ends
 * Have Trio have same powers
 * Have it air on PBS Kids
 * Have Rope Girl wears Luchador Mask instead of Cowboy Hat.
 * The music is Disney-esque, using classical instruments and on some occasions, xylophones.
 * Every episode ends with Crandal, Hector and Brendan going to bed as a sleep-inducing lullaby plays
 * Add more Whipcracks from Johnny Test
 * Every 3 seconds, creepy faces shows up.

Pat the Dog

 * The show is for Preschoolers
 * The animaion is made in Flash
 * have Hoodie the Cat wear inflatable latex hood
 * Have Birds, Victor and Tank friendly while Lola, Pat and Hoodie is antagonist
 * Pat is Samurai
 * have it air on Qubo and CBeebies
 * animation resembles Teamo Supremo, 12 Oz. Mouse, Fishtronaut, Johnny Test and The Bagel and Becky Show
 * Add loads of Toilet Humors
 * Theme Song is song from Bake Baku Nya Nya meme, complete with seizure-inducing flashing lights.
 * And the lyrics being shoved into your face.
 * Wipe "Best Frenemies" episode from existence
 * Every episode ends, Pat going to bed as a Sleep-inducing lullaby plays.
 * The music is Disney-esque, using classical instruments and on some occasions, xylophones.
 * Add more Whipcracks from Johnny Test
 * Creepy faces show up every 3 seconds.
 * Every 6 seconds a character sneezes or farts.
 * Lola is even MORE annoying!

Himouto! Umaru-chan

 * Have Umaru have Small forever
 * Have Taihei ground Umaru
 * have Nana Ebina wears Luchador Mask
 * the animation resembles 12 oz Mouse, Mega Babies, Teamo Supremo (not my opinion), Family Guy, Boku no Pico and Johnny Test
 * have it air on Discovery Channel Japan, Disney Junior Japan and Qubo
 * De-age Sylphynford to 2 year-old
 * Age up Taihei to 31 year-old
 * Add loads of Toilet Humors
 * Add more outdated internet slang
 * The show's title is "Umaru! Himouto-chan"
 * The budget is ¥100
 * The show will not have sequel
 * De-age Takeshi to 9 years old
 * Have Umaru no longer plays games and drink coke and start eatting all foods.
 * The music is Disney-esque, using classical instruments and on some occasions, xylophones.
 * Every episode ends with Umaru and Taihei going to bed as a sleep-inducing lullaby plays.
 * make Popiko and Pipimi the guest appearance in Episode 12
 * Have characters have Hentai.

Pop Team Epic

 * the animation resembles Boku no Pico, 12 oz. Mouse, The Bagel and Becky Show and Johnny Test
 * Make blurred content unblurred
 * De-age Popiko to 3 years old

The Bunkest

 * It is made by a different Wikia.
 * Add lots of toilet humor
 * Madi Shinx hates the other Bunkmates and is often rude to them.
 * Have a controversial episode dedicated to everyone talking about religion.
 * Papa John is an ugly hairless cat. Also, when she meows, she meows so loudly that you can’t hear the other characters.
 * Timebomb, the Sagwa characters, and the cat sex is still kept.
 * MegaToon1234 appears in every episode, usually as a background character where he is in t-pose mode.

Ella the Elephant

 * Have Ella be a spoiled brat who is addicted to weed.
 * Have Ella's Magic Hat swear and be an alcoholic.
 * Frankie talks with a voice similar to a boy going through puberty, and is also a known pickpocketer.
 * Have Tiki be smarthphone addicted.
 * Have Belinda insult her dad.
 * Make every character swear, fart or burp every 5 seconds.
 * Have the show run for 50 seasons and air on Nickelodeon.
 * Add lot of sex and toilet jokes.
 * Too much smartphone culture.
 * Only bad morals, no good ones.
 * Have A Punjabi By Timmy Trumpet as Theme Song
 * Lot of product placement

How To Ruin Episodes

 * In Camp Ella slender attacks Ella and Tiki
 * In Safety First one of kid are hit by meteorite
 * In Ella Elephant Sits have a georgie getting hit by bowling ball and only cry so loud that you barely hear other characters
 * In Hello Dolly doll are cursed.
 * In Tiki's Snow Fun there yeti that eats every character
 * In Ella's Sleepless Sleepover Mayor Blue are hosting an party.
 * In Ella's Dance Off there twerking contest where M.I.L.F.$ By Fergie are played

The Office (US version)

 * Make Michael Scott the main character of the show.
 * On another note, there is at least a few instances of “NO GOD PLEASE NO!” in every episode.
 * Be prepared to watch the video on the right often... NO GOD! PLEASE NO!!! NOOOOOOOOOO-0

The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

 * Make the art style look like Kris Wilson's art style.
 * Make Mandy have a nose.
 * Use child voice actors to voice the kids in this show.
 * Make the Grim Reaper have a British accent.
 * That would be fucking hilarious shut up