Little Miss Naughty the Steam Girl and Enemies Ep. 1: FOR GOD'S SAKE!

DEAR LITTLE MISS MAGIC,

I'm not so sure what, but I felt like doing something what I wouldn't dare to, ever again.... So, here's the story of a naughty steam engine, who wanted to come out of her ol' shed and branch line and see the world outside of her and the railyards. These random stories might will tell you how she did it, so I hope you'll like them, because that's all the fun left you'll have before I'll give you a bloody nose.

Me, the real Little Miss Naughty.

(The intro starts as we see a locomotive that looks like the Toy Story 3 Hornby train, except with a tender, pulling a train of three short 4-axle boxcars, then a flatcar, and a CSX gondola, a tanker car, and lastly a "super sucking vacuum trap" caboose, which we then see her as she chugs along a line going across a plain with a windmill, and a run-down farm, accompanied with some cheesy synthesizer music. The short freight train then goes past a switch tower, along with an old Conrail warehouse, and through an criminal area, and passes through a railroad grade crossing, which then smashes through a Honda Acura CSX, loud crushing and scraping metal noises and screams with Porygon and JigglyPuff inside were heard from it. Mr. Nervous freaks out at the sight of Little Miss Naughty destroying said car. The engine ends up arriving at the railroad station with two set of tracks, stopping on one set of tracks, but not without running over a duck in a cartoony way causing it to make the wilhelm scream. The train stops and the engine lets off steam. The face on the locomotive's smokebox reveals to be a face of Little Miss Naughty, my favorite Little Miss. Just after she stops at the station, a tender locomotive that looks like Union Pacific 3985 with a local freight pulled behind, with a face of Microsoft Sam on the smokebox. Sam then winks to Miss Naughty and both the locomotives smiles creepily at the camera, thus ending the opening credits sequence, complete with the cartoon-esque Iris Out black-bordered circle on Miss Naughty.)