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Duke Nukem
Half man, half animal, all dead.

Pop quiz, hotshot: what has 6 legs and no head? You in 30 seconds.

Hail to the king, baby!

Yippee ki yay, mother f*cker.

It's time to abort your whole freaking species!

Come get some!

Who wants some?

I'm gonna kick your ass, bitch!

Die, you son of a bitch!

Eat shit and die!

I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck!

Your face, your ass, what's the difference?

Looks like cleanup on aisle 4!

I ought to shove a broomstick handle off in your ass!

I'm an equal opportunity ass-kicker!

It's my way, or...hell, it's my way!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Makin' bacon!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Babes, bullets, bombs. Damn, i love this job!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">I've got balls of steel.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Yeah, piece of cake!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Rockin'

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Bitchin'

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Hehehe, what a mess!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">I'm gonna put the smack dab on your ass!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">I'm gonna get medieval on your asses.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">There's only two ways this can end, and in both of them, you die!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Damn, i'm good.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Damn, i'm lookin' good!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Ooh, your ass is grass, and i've got the weed whacker!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and i'm all out of gum.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Damn, that's the second time those alien bastards shot up my ride!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Get back to work, you slacker!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Hahaha, wasted.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Terminated!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">It's down to you and me, you one-eyed freak!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Damn, you're ugly.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">I should've known those alien maggots booby-trapped the sub!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">My name's duke nukem.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Game over!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">I'm duke nukem, and i'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Groovy!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Looks like it's time for me to go postal!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Time to crash this party!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Hmm...looks like trouble in paradise!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Way to go, dumb brains.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Nobody steals oru chicks...and lives!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">You're wrong, Proton breath. I'll be done with you and still have time to watch Oprah!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">I'm back.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Holy cow!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Shit happens.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Shake it, baby!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Wanna dance?

<p style="font-weight:normal;">You're an inspiration for birth control.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Ready for action.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Ooooh, that's hotta hurt!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Somebody's gonna freaking pay for screwing up my vacation!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">I ain't afraid of no quake!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Guess again, freakshow. Duke's coming back to town, and the last thing that's gonna go through your mind before you die... is my size 13 boot!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Blow it out your ass!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Get that crap outta here!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Suck it down!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Let god sort em' out.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Go ahead, make my day!

Korax
<p style="font-weight:normal;">Greetings, mortal. Are you ready to die?

<p style="font-weight:normal;">My servants can smell your blood, human.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Worship me, and i may yet be merciful. Then again, maybe not.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">You have played this game too long, mortal...i think i should remove you from the board.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Are you strong enough to face your own masters?