Mario and Sonic at the SPECIAL Olympic Games

Mario: Its'a *cough* me.... Mario!

Sonic: pfft, you think you can pass that off as a disease?

Mario: Well, I crutches because I can't walk!

Sonic: I have a wheelchair.

Mario: Well...

Sonic: And you can't top my amount of hospital visits in the last hour.

Mario: How many?

Sonic: 9,000.

Mario: ......

Sonic: Ha! I knew it!

Mario: HAHAHAHAH!

Sonic: What?

Mario: I have beat that! Iv'e been there 9001 times!

Sonic: Well, i'm deaf.

Mario: I'm blind AND deaf.

Sonic: I... um


 * rumble*

Mario: What's that????

Sonic: RUN IT'S GONNA CRUSH US!

TBC