When Life Gives You Lemons...

Don't make Lemonade! Make Life take the Lemons back!!! Get mad!!! I don't want your friggin lemons! What am I supposed to do with these!! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought i could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am!? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a Combustible Lemons that Burns Your House Down!!!