CC00 and Redsox1099's brand new best friend

Redsox1099: Do I know you?

CompliensCreator00: Yeah, I'm you from another dimension.

Redsox1099: Well, that would explain the handsomeness.

CompliensCreator00: Right back at you, big guy.

Redsox1099: Does that mean you and I are exactly alike?

CompliensCreator00: I suppose so.

Redsox1099: Do you want some rice pudding?

CompliensCreator00: Ewww, that's gross!

Redsox1099: It was a test! Almond brittle?

CompliensCreator00: Ooh, I love it the most!

Redsox1099: Me too!

CompliensCreator00: Do you collect coins?

Redsox1099: Yeah, just in case

Vending machines become the

Both: Dominant race

I've been alone all these years

With my irrational fears

CompliensCreator00: But not the vending machine thing. That's gonna happen.

Redsox1099: But now before me I see

Both: Someone with whom I agree

I've found a brand new best friend and it's me

I've found a brand new best friend and it's me

Redsox1099: Hmm, I thought I'd be taller

CompliensCreator00: I've been told I slouch

I thought I'd have both my eyes, y'know...

CompliensCreator00: Ouch!

CompiensCreator00: You know, I can't help but notice that your scar goes over your eyepatch.

Redsox1099: Yeah...

CompliensCreator00: [pause] ...Nothing...

CompliensCreator00: Do Lamas weird you out?

Redsox1099: Yeah, are they camels or sheep?

CompliensCreator00: No, no, I meant Lorenzo

Redsox1099: Oh, that's right

Both: He played Faves3000!

Both: Now I know all about you

And you know all about me

CompliensCreator00: Ooh-wee-ooh

Both: And now before me I see

Someone with whom I agree

I've found a brand new best friend and it's me

I've found a brand new best friend and it's me

Now that I've found you

Or we can be a duo

CompliensCreator00: That's right.

Both: Twice the evil

Double Complisox

CompliensCreator00: Coming at you Fridays!

Redsox1099: What- What's that, are we doing a TV show together?

CompliensCreator00: Oh no. It just sort of sounded like it. Well, I mean, we could. We should!

Redsox1099: Hmm, maybe we're not so much alike.

CompliensCreator00: That can be your catchphrase! You're the grumpy one. [Pokes RS1099] huh?