AmaZON

Tired of waiting a year for your products you ordered? Now it will be faster with.....amaZON!

(Man): amaZON really gave me a shock.

The man ordered a computer that simulates answers to any question you type. Zon flew in the sky with a box and dropped it on the man. The computer was crushed, and electrocuted the man.

(Woman): It will get you your stuff fifty times faster.

The woman ordered a cloning machine. Zon flew and dropped it, and it cloned the woman fifty times, but all the clones were birds.

And plus, the products are cheaper!

A boy looked at an ordering website. A skateboard was $100.00. Then the boy looked at amaZON, and the price sign said: "CHEAPER!" So the boy ordered it. Zon flew in the sky and dropped a box. The boy opened it, and a bunch of birds flew away with his skateboard.

(Birds): CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP!

(Boy): I hate amaZON.

Not with this new product!

The boy ordered a new glued down skateboard. Zon dropped it, and the boy tried to pick it up, but it was glued down. He got his dad to pick it up, and a bunch of electricity crackled. A Decepticon came out.

(Decepticon): I will destroy you!

(Dad): Wrong show.

(Decepticon): Oh. Oooh, skateboard!

The Decepticon picked up the skateboard, and it glued his hands together. An Autobot walked up to the Decepticon and kicked it.

(Autobot): Ha!

amaZON!