Steamed Hams but its Welcome to the Wayne

Ansi: Well, Olly, I made it- despite your directions.

Olly: Ah. Superintendent Ansi. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.

Ansi: Yeah.

Olly: Oh, poop! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, KO.

Singers: Ah- Olly with his crazy explanations. The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Olly's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight!

Ansi: OLLY!

Olly: Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me?

Ansi: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Olly?

Olly: Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams.

Olly: Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.

Ansi: I thought we were having steamed clams.

Olly: D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers.

Ansi: You call hamburgers steamed hams?

Olly: Yes. It's a regional dialect.

Ansi: Uh-huh. Uh, what region?

Olly: Uh, upstate New York?

Ansi: Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams."

Olly: Oh, not in Utica, no. It's an Albany expression.

Ansi: I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.

Olly: Oh, no. Patented Timbers burgers. Old family recipe.

Ansi: For steamed hams.

Olly: Yes.

Ansi: Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.

Olly: Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second.

Ansi: Of course.

Olly: Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.

Ansi: Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there?

Olly: Aurora borealis.

Ansi: Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen?

Olly: Yes.

Ansi: May I see it?

Olly: No.

Saraline: Olly! The house is on fire!

Olly: No, Saraline. It's just the northern lights.

Ansi: Well, Olly, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Saraline: Help! Help!