Super Mario World is a SCARY game

(Game starts)

Player: Hello, this is Super Mario World, I've never played this game before, but I heard it's fun, so lets see how it goes.

(Spots shell)

Player:Oh look, theres a shell, maybe I should kick it.

(Kicks shell)

Player:Oh there it goes, heh heh.

(Spots koopas on cliff)

Player:Umm, what the fuck are thoes things, I don't know what they are, but I'm not gonna get close to them becasue... umm.

(Jumps and hits block)

Player:So you can jump, thats cool. So I hope there are no other things like...

(Sees Koopa come at him)

Player:Oh my god. Okay I'm just gonna aviod this.

(Jumps over Koopa)

Player:*Sigh in relief*

(sees another Koopa come at him)

Player:Holy shit! Theres another one!

(Jumps and kills Koopa)

Player:Yeah, you take that you motherfucker.

(Accidentaly hits another Koopa, and dies)

Player:Oh my god! Oh my god! I died, I died. So I'm not gonna give up, because I'm not a quitter.

(Heads to another place)

Player:So I bet this one will be better

(Sees Koopa slide toward him from a cliff)

Player:OH MY GOD! Oh my god!

(Dodges Koopa)

Player:Okay

(Sees a bullet Bill come at him)

Player:Holy-! Holy shit!

(Ducks)

Player:Oh my god, okay.

(Sees another bullet bill come at him)

Player:Holy Shit!

(Ducks again)

Player:Umm uhh.

(Sees Birdo come at him)

Player:Oh oh!

(Sees another coming the other way)

Player:I don't like this game, I don't like this game.

(Jumps as they close in, and lands on one, slightly flattening it, both Birdos turn seperate ways)

Player:Okay, okay, okay okay, okay.

(Notices slightly flat one following him)

Player:Holy shit! He's following me! Gyah! Gyah!

(Birdo bumps into another Birdo, and turns around)

Player:Okay.

(Gets a Super mushroom)

Player:Holy shit.

(Sees Birdo, and jumps and flattens it)

Player:You motherfucker, you take that!

(Runs on cliff over Birdos)

Player:*Whimpers*. I think I-

(Hits a birdo, and shrinks)

Player:Oh my god! Oh no!

(Spots a poll)

Player:Oh my god I made it

(Passes by it)

Player:Wait

(Jumps on beam, and grows)

Player:Oh my god, I did it, I beat the game

(Notices that nothing happens)

Player:Wait no, No! no...

(Spots, and jumps over birdo)

Player:Yeah I jumped over you, you son of a bitch!

(Sees more Birdos)

Player:Ah, now theres more of them!

(Runs backward)

Player:This is the worst game ever made!

(Jumps and flattens two birdos)

Player:Yeah you take that, you take it like a motherfucker! You like it up the ass, I showed you!

(Runs into a birdo, and shrinks)

Player:Ahhhh, hah! Ahhhh!

(Spots a bullet Bill)

Player:No!

(Ducks under Bullet Bill, and begins jumping up in the air tauntingly)

Player:You son of a bitch you take that, I jump up in the air. Yeah!

(Knocks away koopa shell)

Player:*Heavy breathing*

(Spots a bullet Bill)

Player:No, no!

(gets hit by Bullet Bill, and dies)

Player:NOOOOO! Oh, oh!

(Game over)