Steamed Hams but it's with the Boxmore robots


 * Raymond: Well, Darrell, I made it- despite your directions.
 * Darrell: Ah. Superintendent Raymond. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.
 * Raymond: Yeah.
 * Darrell: Oh, poop! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Darrell.
 * Singers: Ah- Darrell with his crazy explanations. The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Darrell's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight!
 * Raymond: Darrell!
 * Darrell: Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me?
 * Raymond: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Darrell?
 * Darrell: Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams.
 * Darrell: Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.
 * Raymond: I thought we were having steamed clams.
 * Darrell: D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers.
 * Raymond: You call hamburgers steamed hams?
 * Darrell: Yes. It's a regional dialect.
 * Raymond: Uh-huh. Uh, what region?
 * Darrell: Uh, the void.
 * Raymond: Really. Well, I'm from the void, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams."
 * Darrell: Oh, not in the void. No. It's a Meme Hell expression.
 * Raymond: I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
 * Darrell: Oh, no. Patented Boxman burgers. Old family recipe.
 * Raymond: For steamed hams.
 * Darrell: Yes.
 * Raymond: Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.
 * Darrell: Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second.
 * Raymond: Of course.
 * Darrell: Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.
 * Raymond: Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there?
 * Darrell: Aurora borealis.
 * Raymond: Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen?
 * Darrell: Yes.
 * Raymond: May I see it?
 * Darrell: No.
 * Shannon: Darrell! The house is on fire!
 * Darrell: No, Shannon. It's just the northern lights.
 * Raymond: Well, Darrell, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.
 * Shannon: Help! Help!