Bad Translator suggests a new wiki intro

Original text:

"How many times have you been kicked out of wikis just because you were off topic? Well, this isn't any ordinary wiki. Here, you can discuss random topics, create random topics, even be random yourself! So, here, pretty much, just be random! Hooray for fried chicken!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Should start a wiki, how often it makes random Portal Arizona to discuss good programs and Wikipedia shortcuts alone, common topics of discussion. It's time, roasted chicken and."