Too Cool For a Title

 is a critically-acclaimed crossover theatrical film from the creator and mastermind behind the Welcome to the Fuck series, Chu Nero, sitting in a Starbucks toilet stall while high as fuck. It is directed by Friedberg and Seltzer, so you're in for a pretty fucking sophisticated film.

It is a crossover with The Casagrandes, The Loud House, Le monke, Family Guy, Vocaloid, Touhou Project, Total Dramarama, Supernoobs, Doki Doki Literature Club, Mario and Zelda CDi, Filthy Frank, Peppa Pig, The Nutshack, Gorillaz, Bonzi Buddy, King of the Hill, Angela Anaconda, Johnny Test, Vine, McDonaldland, that fucking show about wishing and farting that shall not be named, Rick and Morty, Kizuna AI, Bee Movie, BanG Dream!, the Pokemon plushies I have on my bed, TheMysteriousMrEnter, The Emoji Movie and Cool Cat Saves the Kids.

It's also a redone version of Unikitty and the Wacky Tobaccy and Great Googly Moogly, It's All Gone to Shit made with the intentions of making them more cooler and funnier but we don't talk about that.

Script
EDITOR’S NOTE: Every instance of the words/phrases "bitch", "ketamine", "death", "aw shit, here we go again" and "dank meme(s)" in this film are all spoken by the voice of Kaito from Vocaloid being poorly laid over the actual dialog of characters other than Kaito himself. Except for "aw shit, here we go again", which is spoken by the guy who says it in the original video. EDITOR'S NOTE 2: Every time Bling Bling Boy from Johnny Test is in frame, "SexyBack" by Justin Timberlake plays in the background. Like.

Act Uno
[open on ronnie anne and her older cousin, cj, failing to catch up to a train]

ronnie anne: all we had to do was follow the damn train, cj

[audience applause sfx and laugh track sfx shittily layered over each other for the gta reference]



[they manage to catch up to the train (which is actually the glart that her girlfriend sid's dad drives). ronnie anne manages to find sid, who happens to be on the glart]

ronnie anne: hey si-

[sid fishes through her backpack and pulls out a gun]

sid: DON'T FUCK WITH ME I GOT A GLOCK IN HERE

ronnie anne: sid, it's me

sid: oh, right! hi ronnie anne!

[peppa pig appears behind sid]

peppa: i'm peppa pig *oink*

sid: [points the glock at peppa] I'M GONNA TURN YOU INTO BACON

[sid pulls the trigger but the gun isn't loaded]

murdoc niccals from gorillaz: oi fuck my dick iches

cj: wait why are we here again

ronnie anne: we're going to a party that is totally sophisticated and totally mature and totally family friendly pg clean

cj: family friendly huh

[as sid tries to load her gun with ammo, her dad peeks in]

sid's dad: remember no firearms on the glart- oh it's my daughter she's fine nevermind

[he goes back to driving not even caring about the potential danger he's putting his daughter in]

[the glart comes to a stop but the door doesn't open]

lincoln lewd: open the door you fucking weasel

sid's dad: hey don't call me a weasel that's very mean and it's not nice :(

lincoln lewd: ok i'm sorry

sid's dad: i'll open the doors if you ask nicely

lincoln: nicely?

sid's dad: thank you

[the glart doors open. lincoln enters and so do like 29478 other assholes]

lincoln: whats up! don't forget to subscribe to my wholesome keanu reeves minecraft subreddit!

sid: what's a reddit?

lincoln: it's a cool website dumb bitch

luan: wow haha so funny, i will upvote that

lincoln: thanks for the gold kind stranger

luan: fortnite bad minecraft good. you may laugh now

[the whole fucking glart bursts into laughter]

hank hill: propane

murdoc niccals from gorillaz: oi fuck my dick iches

lincoln: shut the fuck up you stupid green asshole. you were arrested once

sid's dad [offscreen]: hash tag free murdoc am i right kids

[johnny test slams himself in through the glart roof while producing 1000000 whipcracks for every movement of his]

johnny test: hello everyone it's me johnathan testicles

bling bling boy: piss your pants and die america

ronnie anne: hey why the fuck is sexyback playing in the background

sid: OH FUCK I LOVE THIS SONG

[sid does "Going to a Sixth Grade Party" dance to the song]

[ronnie anne is so enamoured by this she's moved to tears]

ronnie anne: you are the dancing queen... young and sweet... only... twelve........... dang it that doesn't rhyme

(EDITOR'S NOTE 3 - im actually listening to sexyback as im writing this im so fucking sorry)

lincoln: when he said sexyback i felt that

ronnie anne: shut the fuck up lincoln i'm crying over my gf right now

lincoln: no u

ronnie anne: don't care plus you have an anime profile picture

lincoln: god damn it now everyone knows i'm a weeaboo

[sid is still dancin]

sid: damn bitch you have an anime profile picture??????????

lincoln: yes

sid: and i oop-

lincoln: don't tell me you're a vsco girl

sid: sksksksksksksksksks and i oop :)

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