How to invade a county

Steps # Offer cheesecake. Altenative #1: Altenative #2: Altenative #3:
 * 1) Lure King with cheesecake.
 * 2) Capture King in cheesecake prison.
 * 3) Attack with cheesecake calvary/cannons/tanks.
 * 4) Offer Piece in exchange for Cheesecake.
 * 5) Repeat step 1 on new county.
 * 1) Send Twihards and Justin Beiber fans to "colonize" the enemy county
 * 2) County begs you for help
 * 3) You get countrol over dah county
 * 4) Keel the Twihards and Beiber fans
 * 1) Chuck Norris
 * 1) Ask for county
 * 2) Get Rejected!
 * 3) Fight!
 * 4) Get pwn'd
 * 5) PROFIT1!!!
 * 6) World Conquest
 * 1) World Conquest
 * 1) World Conquest

Other Ways to take over the known world...

 * Rarity's Whining
 * Chuck Norris
 * A Warthogs backside
 * Green Lantern Power Ring
 * Being Prepared
 * Killing the King
 * Dividing by 0
 * Splitting and Eletron
 * Reverse Scology
 * Beating every leader of the world in ping pong.