Poppy vs SpongeBob

My cartoon character Poppy Cornman & SpongeBob SquarePants look alike & act alike. Comment on who you think is better.

Transcript
SpongeBob: Poppy Cornman

Poppy: SpongeBob SquarePants

SpongeBob: We meet again.

Poppy: I'm better than you!

SpongeBob: I am gunna eat your cheese your wife gave you for lunch.

Poppy: You better not!

SpongeBob: (takes Poppy's cheese) Yummy!

Poppy: DON'T DO IT.....

(SpongeBob starts eating the cheese)

Poppy: Stop eating my cheese you evil doity sponge!

SpongeBob: (finishes) Tasts just like chicken.

Poppy: Why you little yellow (bleep)!

(They both start beating each other up)

(Patrick comes in)

Poppy & SpongeBob: Patrick?

Patrick: What is going on in here?

Poppy: Hey man how would you like it if I ate your ice cream? (eats it)

Patrick: HEY!

Poppy: Would you like it if I blew this trumpet in your ear? (blows)

Patrick: Ow

Poppy: Would you like it if I'd giant poop on you?

Patrick: NO! (runs off)

SpongeBob: Oy.