Mochlum escapes Earth.

Mochlum: (attaches rockets to Britian) LET'S LEAVE THIS ROCK! (launches to the moon)

Queen: YOU IDIOT YOU FORGOT TO BRING FOOD, WATER, AND ENTERTAINMENT! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST THANKS TO THE BRITISH ARMY!

Mochlum: SHOOT!

Queen: (sends soldiers)

Soldiers: (scan the empty streets)

Mochlum: (hiding) Wait a minute... THIS IS TOO MUCH LIKE WHAT I WAS TRYING TO ESCAPE! MODERN WARFARE 3! THAT IS IT! (summons airship with Bowser)

Mochlum: (jumps past Bullet Bills and grabs Tanooki Suit) LET'S GO! (defeats Bowser and saves Princess) AW YEAH! THIS IS AWESOME!

Soldiers: (ride up in cars)

Mochlum: OH NO! (drives away in car battle)

Soldier: (picks up blue shell)

Mochlum: ...OH CRAP! (drops out from first place)

Soldiers: YOU KILLED YOUR OWN MAN! TRAITOR!

Soldiers: (attack other soldier)

Mochlum: I AM SAFE!

Sonic: But Britain is still on the Moon!

Mochlum: ...we always have Ireland and WHERE DID YOU COME FROM/

THE END!