What would happen if Ocarina of Time were real.

(Zelda gives you note with autograph)

Link: THANKS!

(five minutes later)

Zelda: What did you do with the note?

Link: Oh... yeah...

-Flashback-

Link: YESH! I SOLD IT ON EBAY FOR 9000 RUPEES!

-Flashback ends-

Link: I lost it.