Branch/Dew

You steal Pre's can from her.

Pre:..What'd you do that for?

Splice: You were too busy drinking your Dew that you didn't pay attention to me. Now I'll drink your Dew while I don't pay attention to you. Glug glug glug...

Pre: Hrmmm. Ice, Splice is drinking my laxitives!

Splice: Wait...LAXITIVES?! *Stomach growls* Oh, dang it...BATHROOOOOM! *Runs as fast as he can into the bathroom*

Ice: Haaaahahaha. I got that on camera.

Splice: What the heck, Ice? Why are you giving Pre laxitives?

Ice: That attack from earlier left a big gaping hole in her stomach, now it has to get used to doing...the thing...again.

Splice: The thing? *Stomach growls* Oh, dang it, here it comes... *Shuts door*

Ice: Uhh...we better get out of here. *Wheels Pre out of the room*

...

Splice: *Walks out of the room with a newspaper* You do not want to use that for a couple days.

Ice: *Snort*

Splice: What? What's so funny?

Ice: Those laxitives I gave Pre...those weren't laxitives, it was actual Mountain Dew!

Splice: So...I just blew out my organs for nothing?

Ice: Uh...I don't thing that's healthy.

(Finish later)