How to make the best thing evar that I don't even know what it is!

You need THEN YOU GET
 * OVAR 9000 Pounds of Cookie dough!
 * 1337 Orders of Fried Chicken!
 * 50 Jars of Pickles
 * 42 Memes
 * 24 Big Chunks of Cheese
 * LAWTS of Nintendostuffz!

PURE WIN!