New Super Mario Bros. Bah

 is an upcoming New Super Mario Bros. entry, filled to the brim with "Bah"s. It will be the best NSMB game yet.

"Plot"
Princess Peach gets kidnapped by Bowser and Mario has to rescue her.

Playable

 * Mario
 * Luigi
 * Yellow Toad
 * Blue Toad

Allies

 * Princess Peach
 * Toad
 * Yoshi
 * Baby Yoshi
 * Balloon Baby Yoshi
 * Bubble Baby Yoshi
 * Glowing Baby Yoshi

Bosses

 * Boom Boom (fortress boss)
 * The Koopalings (world bosses)
 * Bowser Jr. (random boss that appears right the f*ck out of nowhere randomly)
 * Bowser (the "ultimate" final boss that always grows bigger in the final stage)
 * Dry Bowser (just cuz)

GIMMICKZ-NINTENDO LUVS NSMB GIMMICKZ
It will be the same thing in every NSMB game so far, but there will be something new in the mix. oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo It's the "Bah" Suit! Whenever the Mario Bros. or the Toads wear one, the "Bah" sound effect will come right the f*ck out of nowhere in the background and will continuously be repeated every second Mario moves. It will get so annoying that nearby enemies will get so distracted, they start to dance to it (like on the soundtrack, enemies do a little dance when the "Bah" sound effect is heard) non-stop until the heroes lose the suit.

The Music
The music is the same f*ckin' music recycled New Super Mario Bros. 2 and New Super Mario Bros. U, but with even more "Bah"s now! In fact, literally every note in the entire soundtrack are "Bah"s with their pitch and tone digitally changed!!! Isn't that just f*ckin' wonderful?