How To Make Good Shows Bad/Our Little World


 * The theme song is sung to the tune to "Row, Row, Row Your Boat", and is sung in Korean with English subtitles.
 * The animation resembles the unaired version of Some Enchanted Evening. For later seasons, it is ugly motion-capture.
 * All the fonts used are the font used for Dukes of Hazzard.
 * Make Bobby a spoiled brat.
 * Sierra throws tantrums almost every minute.
 * Have Bonnie be afraid of reptiles instead of adoring them.
 * Record it with a shaky iPad. (BUT IPADS DIDN'T EXIST UNTI- forget it.)
 * Have Kalan need to use the bathroom in all episodes, and it is used as a repetitive running gag.
 * Sierra's imaginary boyfriend is 2010's Justin Bieber. (But Justin wasn't.. ah, forget it.)
 * Have kids' infomercials from the late 90's and 2000's play every 30 minutes.
 * Have Kiera eat something every 60 seconds.
 * Have there be product placement for Build-a-Bear Workshop with everyone singing about it.
 * Include three talking animals that teach the audience sex ed, graphic videos/images and all.
 * Use the phrase "When I get tired I always have to take a wee wee.. weeweewee!" 100 consecutive times in a row for every episode, which gets annoying fast.
 * Put in ads for toys from the 30's - 90's that recieved controversy in the background, and aim such ads at kids.
 * The film is simply from the eyes of a hallucinating person who overdosed on acid.
 * 9/11 jokes, Holocaust jokes, homophobia jokes, nazi paraphernalia, incest jokes, butt jokes, fart jokes, poop jokes, gross-out jokes, need I say more?
 * Include several jumpscares in every horror-themed episode.
 * Have it be made in 2003.
 * Have Kalan talk like a valley girl instead of having a German accent.
 * Tools similar to the Mousketools from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse are used to solve mundane problems.