RANDOM QUESTIONS OF DOOOOOOOOOM!

Here are some questions you should ask to your teacher or parents or something.
 * while standing right next to the bathroom* Where is the bathroom?
 * May you hold the mayonaisse on my sandwich please?
 * Can we buy a chicken?
 * May you please stop juggling?
 * Why are you wearing my pants?
 * Why do my nostrils whisper to me?
 * Why DON'T my nostrils whisper to me?
 * Why am I here again? *right after someone explains where you are*
 * Why is the grass yellow?
 * Why should I have not eaten that yellow snow?
 * Why is a tissue for your nose and toilet paper for your butt? I already wiped my butt with a tissue before someone told me that it's for my nose, so I used the same one. Why do you look so disgusted?
 * What are you doing with that cheese?
 * GIMME THE HAM PLEASE?
 * That wasn't a question?
 * Nor was that?
 * Good point?