A Stupid Jake X Lady Rainicorn Fic

Jake: Imma stretchy dawg.

Lady: *Unintelligible Korean*

Jake: huh

Finn: I STILL HATE YOU PEEBLES

Peebles: Come ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

Finn: NO.

Jake: Peebles, Imma eat your Rainicorn.

Lady: (Too late, I phased out of your stomach.)

Jake: I DON'T UNDERSTAND A WORD YOU JUST SAID. LET'S HAVE BABIES.

Lady: (I...WHAT?!)

Jake: Girrrl, you smell good. Did you take a bath in rainbows and cupcakes?

Lady: *Terrified of what Jake just said* (Please...don't remind me of those HORRIBLE stories...)

Jake: It's agreed! We gettin' married!

Finn: BUT HOW WILL I DATE FLAME PRINCESS?

Peebles: BUT I KILLED HER!

Finn: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Jake: I'm going to go do stuff. *Walks into a closet with LR*

Finn: And Imma eat blood bananas made of BLOOOOOD

Peebles: Marry me, Finn.

Finn: NO.

Peebles: But our pets are getting married!

Finn: JAKE'S MY BROTHER, PEEBO.

Peebles: Either way, Goliad and Stormo are dead.

Finn: NOOOOOOOOOOO MY SOOOOOOOOOOOON! That's okay. You were the mother.

Peebles: WHY DO YOU HATE ME?

Finn: Because you broke up with me.

Peebles: I DID NOT!

Lady: *Out of closet* (Okay, Princess, let's go on an adventure in Ice King's innards and kill Ricardio!)

Finn: And WE'LL poison ourselves with Zanoids!

Jake: WHAT? NO.

Finn: DO IT. *Stuffs Zanoids in Jake's mouth, and he promptly falls down*

One adventure later...

Lady: (Jake, there's something important to tell you, and it's HORRIBLE!)

Jake:...

Lady:I...I AM PREGNANT!

Jake: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Finn: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOW I'LL HAVE TO MARRY PEEBLES!

Pep But: I now pronounce you human and random DNA experiment with bubblegum.

Peebles: YUS!

Pep But: I will now eat all your internal organs and sacrifice your eyeballs to Death.

Finn: WHAT?!

Pep But: It's what I do.

Lady: (Looks like I won't be flying for a while.)

Jake: Fine, but me and Finn are in charge of naming them.

Finn: I'm naming one Little Mar Mar.

Jake: And I'm naming one Cheesy.

Peebles: That's a horrible name for a feaky dog/rainicorn hybrid.

Finn: OH YEAH? IF I FIND AN ENTIRELY PINK ONE, I'M NAMING IT BONNIBEL!

Peebles: Finn, you DO realize that's my real name, right?

Finn: FFUUUUUUU

Lady: (Now to hide in seclusion until Season 5.)

Finn: I hate you, Lady.

Lady: (I love you too, sugarbutt.)