Comythology

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The Legend of Shmerglee the Miner
Once upon a time where West Virginia was filled with coal so I mean not too long ago, there was a special miner. His name was Shmerglee. Shmerglee got it into his little mind that Krabor was evil. Of course, Krabor IS Evil so Shmerglee needed a weapon. He triedhis pickaxe but it didn't work. So he tried his shovel. It also didn't work. SUDDENLY AN EVIL MONSTER APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE! And by evil I mean simple. And by monster I mean deformed oval. The oval's name was Stupid Simpleton. He fell on Shmerglee and gave him an idea! He could use Fat and Skinny Wershmee to defeat The Evil Krabor! So he grabbed the 2 kites and was at Krabor! Crabor clawed him down and nearly chopped his head off when DA AWESOME FLYING ELECTRIC EEL RISED OUT OF LAKE EERIE AND SAID "O luk a krab. Zap zap." AND ELECTRRIFIED THE EVIL KRABOR!!!1!! Then Shmerglee used both Wershmees to defeat teh Burnt crab! Shmerglee became a legend! It is said that figures similar to Wershmee, Shmerglee, Krabor, and the eel all appear in the night sky.