When Alfie's High

There's this schoolkid in our school called Alfie who constantly gets high (not on drugs, medications, or anything else related to that), but gets high on thinking about recent things, eating, looking and drinking.

When Alfie starts to get high
Whenever he is looking at something that interests him for more than 5 seconds, he gets high. But how? Let's find out.

If he looks at something that interests him for more than 5 seconds, a wave called the highness wave will pass through the insides of his body. The blood cells will also go the wrong direction, causing Alfie to smile for no reason. Acid then suddenly moves from his stomach down to the upper parts of the bigger intestine, and gets trapped there until the highness ends.

Another wave called the constantal wave moves through his brain, causing him to say the wrong dialouge and acting weird. And this is when Alfie starts to get high. This stage of his highness usually lasts approx. 3.4 seconds.

P.S: His heart starts beating slower than usual.

When Alfie is high
After the waves stop, Alfie starts to speak in dialouge that is usually weirder than usual. He also says the dialouge in a slightly whisphery voice. This is due to his voice box shrinking. When he is high, he is also usually randomly walking around, chanting very loudly, messing around with other items around him, screaming like a girl, and laughing constantly. This stage of his highness usually lasts over 30 minutes-1 hour.

When Alfie stops getting high
The highness and constantal wave slowly moves out of his body and back into the air. Also, all of the other things when he starts to become high moves back at it's normal pace. Sometimes, after getting high, he could get grumpy (a.k.a not in the mood). This happens when constotal wave moves past the blood veins and into his back. It is very rare seeing this.