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Here is the transcript for the ending of my version of the ending for "Gungan Attack" that was mentioned earlier. I haven't seen the episode, so I don't know what line is said before the scene that got interupted.

Jar Jar Binks: "BATTLE'S OVER! TIME TO PARTY!"

Everyone else: "YAAAY!"

(We then cut to an Otoh Gunga deesco)

Jar Jar (voiceover): "Let's shimmy at the Otoh Gunga deesco! Weesa bombad palos! Dissa party bomad!"

(Cut to shots of Darth Sidious, Count Dooku, Jar Jar, Boss Nass, Captain Tarpals, Anakin, Ahsoka, Padme and General Grevious dancing.)

Jar Jar (voiceover when General Grevious appears): Whosa invited him?

(Cue several battle droids popping out of nowhere and chasing everyone out of the deesco.)

Jar Jar: The battle droids are back! Get to dha bongo!

(Jar Jar and Tarpals go inside the bongo)

Captain Tarpals: Look, Jar Jar!

Jar Jar Binks: The Princess is driving! Thank you, Peppi!

(We see Darth Sidious on a Sith Speeder, and several podracers with battle droids in them pass him.)

Sidious: Droids in podracers? They're full of Sith!

(We suddenly cut to the Senate Coruscant for some unexplained reason.)

Padme: That must be General Grevious' secret lair!

(We actual get to see his lair, where a bunch of children are saying negative things about Gungans)

Children: Down with the Gungans! Otoh Gunga must be destroyed! Jar Jar Binks is a fool!

Girl: Look everyone! It's ACTUALLY Jar Jar Binks!

(General Grevious looks around and sees that Jar Jar [now wearing his Senate outfit from Attack of the Clones], Captain Tarpals, and Padme are about to attack him])

Jar Jar Binks: Yousa will be stopped, General Grevious!

Captain Tarpals: Yousa in big doo-doo this time!

General Grevious: No! You're going to be the ones who will die!

(Jar Jar and Captain Tarpals use booma balls to try to defeat General Grevious, while Darth Sidious dances randomly. They are thrown after a while.)

Ahsoka: We'll try to finish him off!

(Ahsoka and Anakin fight off General Grevious with their lightsabers for 10 seconds and fail like Jar Jar and Captain Tarpals did.)

Anakin: Yoda's here!

Yoda: Hurt my fellow Jedi, you may not! Defeat you, I will!

(General Grevious is defeated!)

Jar Jar: We did it!

(Cue a shortned parody of the celebration scene from The Phantom Menace.)

Boss Nass: Peace!