What I feel about pickles

I fucking hate pickle, its fucking stupid and it dosent even make any sense. is it even considered to be a vegetable or to be a fast food? is it both? if it is then what the fuck? its just some boiling ass vinegar water with some shit in it, is milk and cereal a pickle??? i mean its liquid with some vegetables or whatever in it, i mean pickle has cucumber in it does it not? the biggest questions i have is if its considered to be food or a drink because when you have finished eating the cucumber or whatever you have in ur jar you drink the rest up directly from the bowl like a glass of water, but you also use a spoon and you have to fucking slurp the dumb ass vinegar water from it like its hot cocoa or some shit. is hot cocoa pickle? is the entire ocean fucking pickle? what the fuck even is pickle! me and two of my friends were talking about this shit for like 25 minutes and what the fuck even is pickle jesus christ is the entire fucking milky way galaxy a big fucking jar of pickle?!?!?

in conclusion: pickle is fucking stupid dumbass salty cucumber