Why GPS is never given power. EVER! 2!

GPS: *On the bridge of his ship*

Private: What are you doing now?

GPS: Non of ur bussineuss

Private: Yes it is.

GPS: SHUDDUP!

Private: How dare you! I can heave you court mar-

(Ship gets hit by torpedo)

GPS: *Facepalm*

Heavy Weapons Guy: WE MAKE GOOD TEAM! :D

GPS: Well...

Private: WHATS HAPPING! HEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!

GPS: FIRE AFT THRUSTERS!

(Ship moves lightly)

GPS: ...

GPS: >:(

GPS: Stuiped thuster...

Private: WEEEEEEEEEEEERE DOOMED!

GPS: Stay calm...I know cheatz...

Private: (Gibberish)

General Grievous: GET OFF THE BRIDGE BEFORE I TURN YOU INTO SEPERATED MOLCULES!

GPS: 0_0 Better do what he sayz...

Private: Im not scared of a DROID!

GPS: ...

General Grievous: ...*Twitch*

GPS: 0_0 *Dives for cover*

Private: WHATCHA GUNNA SO GREVOUS? (Trollface)

General Grevious: ...

Private: HAH! I NEW U GOT NOTIN!

GPS: *Terror*

General Grievous: My name is Grievous...

Private: Wha-?

General Grievous: AND I AM NOT A DROID! *Puchs private so hard he goes to the next dimesion*

GPS: *Gets back into capatains chair*

GPS: Alright ummm how many enemys are there?

Guy: OVER 9000! :O!!!!

GPS: ...

GPS: Get me a some penut butter and a blow tourtch...

Guy: WHY? WHAT WILL THAT DO-

GPS DON"T QUSTION MA ORDERZ!

Guy: Fine...

GPS: Hmmmm

GPS: I also need Rainbowjuiceaclocksomemonkeysahypereactiemetalplatesometacosakidwithchickenpoxsomeoliveoilmabeysome

saladwithbombsoupfordesertyesalrightalsogetmeasmallshotguncreambaconbannanas oh yeah and some pliers

Guy: O_o

GPS: NVM

(GPS goes to the largest ship)

Enemy Commander: Were is the enemy ship?

Enemy dudez: We haz no idea.

Enemy Commander: Why? Its a frekin DONUT! WHY CANT U FIND IT???!?!

Enemy dudez: I dunno...

Enemy Commander: (Under his breath) Idiots.

GPS: PUT UR HANDS UP!

Enemy Commander: TO LATE! I HAS A GIANT BOMB HERE SO U KILL ME WE BOTH GO BOOM!

GPS: Hmmmm

Enemy: UR SURRONDED! GIVE UP!

GPS: *Changes ships course*

Enemy: What did you do?

Enemy Commander: HE CHANGE OUR COURSE RIGHT INTO THE SUN!!!!!

GPS: Hah! So were going to crash into the sun!

Enemy: U FOOL! WELL BURN UP!

GPS: NU UH!


 * They burn up before they hit the sun*

GPS: ...Fishsticks.