PixelMiette's Epic List of Epic Quotes

((Inspired by Jasmine!))

These are some sick quotes that just so happen to be Pixel's faves! Yay!

Unikitty!
And of course, the best quote in the show,
 * "Hey, Unikingdom! I got a news story for you! YOU ALL EAT DUMPSTER TRASH!" -Master Frown
 * "YES! THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN TALKING!" -Hawkodile
 * "Yeah, thanks for coming! I was gonna throw myself in a volcano tonight, but hanging out with you guys is just as terrible." -Master Frown
 * "People like small talk-" "YOUR MOM LIKES SMALL TALK!" -Brock and Master Frown
 * "Hmm... you don't like that one either? That's okay, I got 25 more!" -Unikitty
 * "Come on, ocean! Smite my enemies!" -Puppycorn
 * "Let me guess, you want to have a dance party with the bucket too?" -Hawkodile
 * "You can't kick us out, we've got Squatters Rights!" -Master Frown
 * "You think I'm your little puppet? Well guess what?! I dance for NO ONE!" -Master Frown
 * "Sometimes it's okay to get lost at sea with no hope of ever getting home!" -Hawkodile
 * "Wow, that's really depressing... I LOVE IT!" -Master Frown
 * "East... my favorite." -Hawkodile
 * "Rick, you're up!" "Yes, I've been up since 5:30 this morning." -Unikitty and Richard
 * "SLEEP?! SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!" -Dr. Fox
 * "Note to self, I am super good at making robots- I mean... oh no! How terrible..." -Dr. Fox
 * "And that is how you actually pull a rabbit out of a hat! ...SCIENCE!" -Dr. Fox
 * "NO TALKING IN UNISON!" -Master Frown
 * "NO BLINKING!" -Master Frown
 * "RICK BROKE SCIENCE!" -Dr. Fox
 * "You can't just pull rabbits from the atmosphere, that violates at least three laws of physics!" -Dr. Fox
 * "We're dance buddies! That's a bond for life!" -Unikitty
 * "No, you fool! Don't you see?! Snow Day's the most miserable day of the year! I gotta see this for myself!" -Master Frown
 * "What about some light food poisoning?" -Master Frown
 * "Your dog-a hates you." -Master Frown
 * "Being nice is just a corny, pointless sham!" -Master Frown
 * "Anything for science!" -Dr. Fox
 * "The news is lame!" "You're lame!" -Master Frown and Brock
 * "Uhh... sorry Puppycorn, uhh... I gotta go, but check out my gaming channel too, BrockRocks93, be sure to like, comment and subscribe to all my sweet vids..." -Brock
 * "My life's not sad at all! Wheee!" -Puppycorn
 * "Dr. Fox! YOUR LEGS!" "Oh yeah, I woke up without mine!" -Unikitty and Dr. Fox
 * "He's a safety hazard... with super toned arms." -Hawkodile (an absolute king, we stan!)
 * "Give me room, I'm a doctor! ...Sort of." -Dr. Fox
 * "Oh, sweet! I love dinner parties! The dinner, the party, the the..." -Puppycorn
 * "You've broken your back!" "A backcrack?" "Snackpack?" "Rickbreak?" "A buttcrack?!" -Dr. Fox, Hawkodile, Puppycorn and Unikitty
 * "I guess it depends on what you like. For me, when I like pizza, I eat it. When I like a tennis ball, I eat it. When I like a cool action figure, I bury it for a week... dig it up... and then I eat it!" -Puppycorn
 * "I like someone. Not something." "Hmm, I don't think you can eat a person... that's probably illegal." -Hawkodile and Puppycorn
 * "So I said, "Not my Bunsen burner, Bingleberry!"" -Dr. Fox
 * "What?! I'm MASTER FROWN! I don't do nice things, I do not nice things!" -Master Frown
 * "I AM INJURED, I AM WRONGED." -Master Frown
 * "My court, your court, whatever! Either way, I'll see you there!" -Master Frown
 * "Oh man, sick neck pillow. You takin' a nap?" "No! It's to project my fragile, damaged spine!" -Brock and Master Frown
 * "What is UP, my litigators?! It's time to get JUDICIOUS!" -Unikitty
 * "No one escapes Lifeguard-in-Training Frown!" -Master Frown
 * "Shhh... shut your sweet little beak mouth." -Unikitty
 * "NO! What I wanted was a TRIAL!" "We're gettin' there, ya dingledang!" -Master Frown and Unikitty
 * "Your honor, I stand before this court as a victim, wronged by Unikitty's vicious act! I demand JUSTICE, AND A LONG, STRENUOUS TRIAL THAT CAN LAST FOUR TO FIVE MONTHS!" -Master Frown
 * "Uhh... Science Fox?" -Brock
 * "I rest my case!" "And I rest my face!" -Unikitty and Puppycorn
 * "That's a stupid grandma game for grandmas." -Master Frown
 * "I don't even love her. I just wanted her off the market. Eyy." -Hawkodile
 * "Cannot wait for you all to see my film. This year I've crafted a sobering introspective of about the dynamic of self and society - my opus~" -Richard
 * "I'm gonna sing you a sea shanty!" "Yeah, please don't." -Unikitty and Hawkodile
 * "VIVA LA LAZY SUNDAY!" "Yeah! Vuvuzela Lazy Sunday!" -Unikitty and Puppycorn
 * "My very specific prayers have been answered!" -Hawkodile
 * "Bon voyage, Richard!" -Puppycorn
 * "You have the right to remain- CAR CHASE!" -Puppycorn
 * "There she was... Professor Not-Fox, glowing like the sun." -Hawkodile
 * "Please, come in! I was so busy with all of my super secret hard-to-understand inventor stuff!" -Hawkodile
 * "I HAVE A LOT OF EMOTIONS RIGHT NOOOOOW!" -Richard
 * "SCREAMING FOR NO REASON! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" -Puppycorn
 * "We're going to move into a condo together, and I'm never going to pay any attention to her!" -Hawkodile
 * "Wrong! It has to be fixed with something special, the most amazing, wonderful something in the world! Something filled with discovery, and data, and equations, and beep-bop-boop!" -Unikitty
 * "Richard, I was thinking of making an art project with all this junk!" "I loooooove art projects." -Unikitty and Richard
 * "Oh, me! I wanna smash crates!" -Hawkodile
 * "Chores are a snore. Let's stand on our heads and make art projects instead." -Richard
 * "I don't know, jail sounds pretty fun!" -Unikitty
 * "Everything hurts, but we're back! Safe and sound!" -Unikitty
 * "NO ONE, CALLS ME, A BINGLEBERRY." -Master Frown
 * "Dude. You said we were getting pretzels." "Fine. Go get your praygnot." -Brock and Master Frown
 * "COME ON, THAT'S BRIBERY!" -Master Frown
 * "The legal system has failed me!" -Master Frown
 * "There is nothing worse than a trial. Long arguments, mean juries, MAYBE EVEN JAIL!" -Master Frown
 * "I wish people would just let two people be good friends without saying they are gay or lesbo!" -Hawkodile

OK K.O.!

 * "Don't play with your food." "But it tastes like fufu!" -Professor Venomous and Fink
 * "Are we having dessert?" -Darrell

PaRappa Abridged

 * "What's up, you meme-loving FUCKS?!" -Katy

Welcome to the Wayne

 * “I know a guy who knows a guy!” -Wendell
 * “It’s for my sister’s bat mitzvah, and it’s not for you, it’s for me!” -Wendell
 * "What is time, really?" -Ansi, our lord and savior
 * "See? Not everything I say are stupid." -Olly
 * "Could you do that again for my viral video? But this time, throw in a makeup tutorial." -Olly
 * "War?! I wouldn't hurt a fly! ...Ever again." -Andrei
 * "Interesting selection - of useless garbage!" -Saraline

Camp Camp

 * "Shut up, commie!" -Nikki
 * "Long live the Colonel, assholes!" -Brian/Kimchi
 * "Eat shit, Satan! Woo!" -Gwen
 * "But here's a secret... the American dream is dead!" -Max
 * "Ew. Anyone from the 90's is an old asshole." "Can't hear you over the music, sweetie!" -Erin and Gwen
 * "What in the name of fun is going on here?" -David
 * "It sounds like he's having a fever dream." "It sounds like he's going to FUCKING SPACE." -David and Gwen
 * "Erin, I love you, but bringing up statistics is about as sexy as a facial deformity." "You're right, my bad." -Sasha and Erin
 * "Y'all are some ignorant fucking cunts!" -Neil
 * "TABII, SERIOUSLY. WHAT THE FUCK!" -Sasha
 * "You know, maybe I don't hate Camp Campbell. I hate EVERYTHING." -Max
 * "No fighting! Violence never solves anything!" "STAB HER, BITCH!" -David and Gwen
 * "Ahh, you are supposed to be American cosmonaut, how does it feel to have failing space program?" "What the FUCK did you just say to me!?" -Vera and Space Kid
 * "That's why I hide my heterochromia." "You're afraid of STRAIGHT PEOPLE!?" -Erin and Tabii
 * "Campers! We are WINNING that FUCKING trophy!" -Gwen

The Loud House

 * "Hey hey! So like, how long have you been burgling?" -Leni
 * "Boom! I win! Better get outta here before I breathe in too many loser fumes." -Lynn
 * "I'm great at math! A TD plus extra point equals 7! But if you go for a conversion, that is 8. Boom! Math." -Lynn
 * "Chill, banana boy!" -Lana
 * "Boom! Welcome to Losertown! Population: you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you!" -Lynn
 * "Who is Ace Savvy's sidekick?" "MASSACHUSETTS!" -Lori and Lincoln
 * "Oh, Donny, we should have run off to Mexico while we had the chance." -Leni
 * "You know, I'm noticing a complete lack of balls in this room." -Lynn
 * "You ready, Stinkoln'? It's go time!" -Lynn
 * "I CAN GO TO SLEEP THE FASTEST! I CAN ALSO SNORE THE LOUDEST!" -Lynn
 * "WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION!" -Luna

YouTubers

 * "This game is so inappropriate. And so is this video. But that's why you love it." -PewDiePie
 * "Umm... have a bagel, Lola. ...Bitches love bagels." -PewDiePie
 * "Oh, my friend won't let me have some of her cookies, I'm gonna eat my FUCKING PHONE CASE!" -Danny Gonzalez
 * "Do you love Candy Crush? Do you love animu girls? Of course you do, of course! Everyone loves animu!" -PewDiePie
 * "Well I wish I... was a bad. WOOOOOOOOOH" -PewDiePie
 * "Yeah. She was in a fucking canoe." -Shane Dawson
 * "Bitch wants... chocolate." - PewDiePie
 * "Don't you just hate it when she takes the remote away from you? Fucking bitch." -Elvis the Alien

Twitter users
99% of it is @goofy_ebooks i'm sorry
 * "SONIC THE HEDGEHOG ATE MY CURLY FRIES!!!!!!! HYUK YOU BASATARD" -@goofy_ebooks
 * "don't snort condoms kids" -@bigmouth
 * "Hi, I'm Guy Fieri. Five Nights at Guy's" -@GuyFieri_ebooks
 * "Silver The Hedgehog Funny Moments" -@goofy_ebooks
 * "Gawrsh! You're a Gamer Girl? AND You Have Hooves?" -@goofy_ebooks
 * "what if undertale was real and existed in our world" -@Veggiefact
 * "Anyways, it's 3 am and the Full House theme song is playing in my head on repeat so if you wanna beat me to death do it now please" -@Veggiefact
 * "Miley Cyrus Saying Sweet Niblets [25 HOURS]" -@RealDogNames
 * "Everything is comic sans you" -@Ponynames
 * "What the he'll is a fursona" -@goofy_ebooks
 * "SMOKING WEED, ON PURPOSE!" -@REALHORSENAMES
 * "Yabba my icing" -@DeletedArticles
 * "They're coming to get you, Barbara" -@DeletedArticles
 * "World Of Fcukcraft am I right" -@goofy_ebooks
 * "My neck, my back, my back, my back, my back, my back, my back, my back, my back, my back, my back, my back, my back" -@goofy_ebooks
 * "Hey everyone, its time to play my new game, Super Goofy Goofy Goofy Remastered. Check it out only on Windows Macintosh" -@goofy_ebooks
 * "Oh so you like Mickey Mouse huh? You like Mickey Mouse you little bitch? Think his big stupid ears aren't stupid? Cause I got news for you buddy" -@goofy_ebooks
 * "This is so sad. CAN WE SHIT?" -@goofy_ebooks
 * "children laugh at my grossly large collection of vegetables but when i animate them they will regret their behaviour" -@Veggiefact
 * "the shed is open. Proceed" -@Veggiefact
 * "Komaeda" -@baby_susan182
 * "I'm motherfucking baby" -@baby_susan182
 * "Jesus died so Susan could live" -@baby_susan182
 * "Gawrsh, it's a shame Max died all those years ago! Sometimes I can still hear his angry spirit, yelling for me to unlock his room door and saying he's not actually dead" -@goofy_ebooks
 * "alexa, play party rock anthem" -@Veggiefact
 * "hey look at me im my dad i don't have a wife" -@goofy_ebooks
 * "I'm the G, to the O, to the O again F-Y. I got kicked in the dick and it made me cry. I'm goofylicious" -@goofy_ebooks
 * "The void calls often and sometimes I wanna fucking answer!" -@Veggiefact
 * "doo doo spaghetti house" -@Veggiefact
 * "they took my fucking eyes" -@Veggiefact
 * "Ya done HYUCKED up for the last time MAX" -@goofy_ebooks
 * "If you threw a party, and invited everyone you knew, you would see, I'd have the biggest peepee" -@goofy_ebooks

Me and the Crackiko Cult

 * "Fink is racist and hates minorities" -TS
 * "Gawrsh, it's my favorite time of the year! I can't wait for Mickey Mouse to shove a firework up his fucking ass" -Soren
 * "Banned because Litterbug Dez is HOT" -Soren
 * "I headcanon Yuyuko as racist" -TS
 * "drugs are so bad i just wish keeks would stop smoking crack for once" -Me
 * "hey Dez how do you feel about English imperialism" -TS
 * "date a girl who has teeth" -TS
 * "dez sings despacito, call that dez-pacito" -TS
 * "alexa play the spleeno infomercial" -Me
 * "the hell? akiko what steroids are you on" -Zuli
 * "bye dezpacito" -TS=
 * "I went into Wishfart completely cold so I had no idea what the show was and I thought from the art style that it would be a terrible adult cartoon and I was just waiting for one of the characters to say something racist" -TS
 * "Dez: I hate minorities" -TS
 * "hugh: hashtag metoo" -Insecurity
 * "master frown canon racist?" -TS

Miscellaneous media

 * "Hater's Law 9,842: your new favorite TV program is Lord Hater's Torture Room and Fun Time Variety Hour. Hater's Law 9,843: your new favorite band is Lord Hater and the Harbingers of Doom." -Commander Peepers
 * "What's up, sluts? Guess who just got out of prison?" -Master Frown, Welcome to the Fuck 2