The Woods: Episode One

English Version
(Kara is seen sleeping on a tree)

Autumn (running from lake monsters): AAAAUUUUGHHHHH!!!!!!

Kara (surprised): Huaw!

(Autumn, who has almost lost all of his breath, falls to the grass)

(Kara jumps down from the tree she was sleeping on)

Kara: Holy Mary-Kate and Ashley! You look like Dexter's Laboratory gone wrong!

Autumn: You haven't noticed, yet?

(Autumn coughs up blood a bit)

Kara: Oh my Lizzie McGuire!

(Kara picks up Autumn)

Kara: Don't worry, Autumn! I'm gonna get you back to the cabin faster than Sonic the Hedgehog runs on a daily basis.

(Kara runs to the cabin in under 3 seconds whilst carrying Autumn)

(Kara puts Autumn on a cabin bed)

Kara: Oh man, Oh shit, Oh fuck, Oh BITCH!

(Kara lifts up Autumn's shirt and sees a large barf-enducing scab on Autumn's back)

(Kara throws up)

Kara: Oh my Adventure Time!

(Kara throws healing gel on Autumn)

(Autumn heals immediately)

Kara: Autumn! Dude!

Autumn: Meh, what?

(Kara hugs Autumn and sheds a small tear)

Kara: What happened?

Autumn: Eh, I just got attacked by a bunch of lake-born douchebags or some shit.

Kara: Ah, thank God, you're okay! This was about to get has dramatic as Michael Jackson's death...

Autumn: Ugh, Kara, I don't think we should live in these woods for longer

Kara: Agreed. Man, I had my ass bitten by squirrels and weasels a bunch of times today before sleeping like an ogre on top of that TREE OUTSIDE!

Tree: herro.

Autumn: Yeah, I'm gonna find a train  that can get us back home so we don't have to live in these boom-poopy woods in stuff.

Kara: Okie Dokie, Pokey.

Autumn: Mryneh.

(Cut to Autumn at train station)

Autumn: What the bitch do you mean there's no train coming to these parts of town? I don't live in these shitty bitch woods anymore.

Train Lady: I'm s-sss-s-sooooorry, b-b-bb-but n-n-no tr-tra-traaa-trains are comi-cooooooooooming t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-tt-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-tt-to this t-t-t-t-t-tt-t-t-t-tt-t-tt-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-ttttt-t-t-t-t-t-t-tttt-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-town any-anyt-t-t-t-t-tt-tt-tt-t-tt-t-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-blblblbllblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblb

[Please stand by while the writers of this show replace this cerebral palsy girl having a severe seizure that can possibly cause very disturbing brain damage.]

New Train Lady: I'm sorry, sir, but there won't be any trains coming to this location until the very (un)forseeable future in a billion years

Autumn: Look, Bitch!

(Autumn suggestively grabs the NTL by her big boobs and pulls her closer to him)

Autumn: If you don't find me and my sister (who is at the cabin) a train station, I will munch all of your body parts (mostly the parts I'm grabbing right now) for the rest of your life! Got that?!

(NTL Shudders)

TO BE CONTINUED.......