Shitpost (TV series)/Musical Numbers/I've Got a Little List

"I've Got a Little List" is one of the songs sung by every character in Shitpost in the episode "Unikitty and Puppycorn's Bogus Adventure" when Raymond drives the gang to Heaven.

Lyrics
UNIKITTY: ♪ As someday it may happen that a victim must be found ♪

♪ I've got a little list, I've got a little list ♪

♪ Of society offenders who might well be underground ♪

♪ And who never would be missed, who never would be missed ♪

FINK: ♪ There's the white kid with the baggy clothes who's talking like he's black ♪

ANSI: ♪ The girl you date who doesn't get the jokes in “Caddyshack” ♪

PUPPYCORN: ♪ The Asian guy who cuts in front of every single line ♪

MASTER FROWN: ♪ And Britney Spears for accidentally showing her... ♪ Yeah, I'm not even gonna say that.

RAYMOND: ♪ And Bill O'Reilly's ineffective dermatologist ♪

FINK: ♪ They'd none of them be missed, they'd none of them be missed ♪

EVERYONE: ♪ He's got them on the list ♪

♪ He's got them on the list ♪

♪ And they'd none of them be missed ♪

♪ They'd none of them be missed ♪

UNIKITTY: ♪ There's the guy behind the news reporter waving like a fool ♪

BROCK: ♪ And Senator Bill Frist, I've got him on the list ♪

FINK: ♪ And the fat kid smiling warmly while he's peeing in the pool ♪

♪ He never would be missed, he never would be missed ♪

SHANNON: ♪ There's the foul-smelling boy who comes to school in camouflage ♪

♪ And every bleeding member of the cast of “Entourage” ♪

♪ And while we're on the subject, HBO deserves a whack ♪

♪ For ending The Sopranos with a fucking cut to black! ♪

MASTER FROWN: ♪ And guys who when you shake their hand just bump you with their fist ♪

♪ I don't think they'd be missed. I'm sure they'd not be missed! ♪

EVERYONE: ♪ He's got them on the list ♪

♪ He's got them on the list ♪

♪ And they'd none of them be missed ♪

♪ They'd none of them be missed ♪

PUPPYCORN: ♪ There's the guy who sits beside you and keeps farting on the plane ♪

♪ And Shakira's lyricist. I've got him on the list! ♪

♪ And the smarty on Thanksgiving who says, "It's the trip-toe-fane!" ♪

He never would be missed, he never would be missed

FINK: There's the blonde who tells you loudly with a voice just like a knife

[falsetto] ♪ "You know, someone should do a sitcom based around my life!" ♪

SARALINE: ♪ The guy who watched "The Simpsons" back in 1994 ♪

♪ And won't admit the damn thing isn't funny anymore ♪

UNIKITTY: ♪ And anyone ♪

UNIKITTY and DR. FOX: ♪ And every one... ♪

EVERYONE: ♪ Who's ever... ♪

♪ Made me pissed! ♪

♪ Made me pissed! ♪

♪ Made me really really pissed! ♪

BROCK: ♪ I've got them on the list ♪

UNIKITTY: ♪ They'd none of them be missed ♪

EVERYONE: ♪ They'd be none, they'd be... ♪

♪ They'd be none, they'd be none of them be missed ♪

RAYMOND: He's got them on the list

SHANNON: ♪ He's got them on the list♪

EVERYONE: ♪ And they'd none of them be missed... ♪

SHANNON and UNIKITTY: ♪ They'd none ♪

EVERYONE: ♪ None of them... ♪

♪ Of... ♪

♪ None of them... ♪

♪ Them... ♪

♪ None of them ♪

♪ Be... ♪

♪ Missed! ♪

FINK: ♪ None of them be missed! ♪