The Elijah Show/Trailer Transcripts

These are the transcripts for The Elijah Show trailers.

Take 38 Promo

 * Unseen Director: The Elijah Show, take 38, action!
 * Elijah Eubank: Ok, people, get this. In this upcoming show, the citizens of the Tooniverse and anyone in real-life will do so much random stuff, just for fun. Just to be honest, there could some very weird stuff. I meant, very weird stuff! I swear, if you don't mind, then that means-
 * Doug Scheer: Hey Elijah? Are you narrating this?
 * Elijah Eubank: Yes, Doug. I'm just busy narrating. But, if you don't mind, then that means you'll go insane anytime, anywhere! Are you ready? Then I want you to the get ready!
 * ("The Elijah Show" logo shows up)
 * Computero Botbolt: Ok, ok. Let me get this straight. Elijah John Eubank is doing a show? Why wouldn't he? Because, if you people are watching this promo, then go outside or something. Thank you very much!
 * Announcer: The Elijah Show. Coming soon. So, stay tuned for the first episode.