Demerits

Roy: Arriving home on a Tuesday without calling first; That's not right! 20 demerits.

Orson: Wait a minute...

Wade: Asking Roy to wait a minute; you should be ashamed! 39 demerits.

Orson: Guys...

Roy: Putting funny travel stickerson your luggage; 15 demerits!

Wade: Failure, to send picture postcards with funny sayings; 20 demerits!

Orson: UYFVSC- WHAT'S A DEMERIT!?

Roy: Not knowing what a demerit is; 50 demerits!!

Wade: Getting 50 demerits; That's not right! 100 demerits!!!!!!!!

Orson: WTF BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM