Pikmin

Pikmin are some creatures that live in Nintendo Planet. In the 12th September of 1994 the scientist discovered that they are adultered versions of Miyamoto spermatozoids.

Characteristics
The nost notable characteristic of Pikmins are... yes, you are right!!! The don´t have PINGAS!. After that there a minor details:
 * ... They come in five colors: Blue, Red, Yellow, White, Purple
 * ... They can be normal, overweight or anorexic
 * ... According to bulbords, they taste like Miyamoto scum.
 * ... What it said above implies that bulbords are gay.

Hitler
The spirit of Hitler came to the earth thanks to Uranai Baba some years ago and traveled to Nintendo planet. When he saw these creatures he falls in love with them and recluted them to. Then he started the III World War with Pikmin as soldiers. Once again, nazis were defeated and Hitler gets owned by Obama.

Trivia

 * ... If Pikmin are Miyamoto scum and they come in five colors, that means that miyamoto scum comes in five colors too!