Another "Add one word to the story" page

OH GOSH PLEASE NOT ANOTHER ONE! ...I would edit the original, but... LOOK AT IT!

Rules

 * Each part has a name with adjective, noun, pronoun, etc. These names should not be filled in until the part is completed. (example: one part is about cheeses ruling the world. "Adjective Noun verb the Noun" becomes "Evil Cheeses take over the World")
 * One word per edit.
 * Must make sense (or not make sense, I honestly don't care.)
 * Never make another edit if you have already edited and no one else has continued your edit. (example: I edit. I edit again before anyone else does. [don't do that])

Part 1: The adjective Noun
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