The Legend of Mario the Hedgehog

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Chapter 1: MOMMA MIA, MEEEEE'A'DIEIN!
Mario was one day running through the sideways landscape he lives in. Jumping on goombas and koopas, livin the dream, searching for yoshi. He jumped to a wide ledge, but paused. This ledge was longer then usual....

Mario: This'a'ledge'a'is'a'longer then'a'usual. *leans foward at it* It'a'must'a'be'a'dinkleburg.... *gets pushed in* AAAAAAH!

Mario is used to being pushed into holes and falling, but expects to reappear at the last checkpoint. This time, he just kept falling. Mario was terrified. And right when it seemed official that he was doomed to always be falling, he landed on a black slab of rock. He look up to see Luigi peaking.

Mario: WEEGEE! Come'a'help'a'me!

Luigi: HEHEHE! You'a'really think that I'd'a'help ya? HA! I always'a'lived in your'a'shadow. NOT ANYMORE! I'll'a'tell the correct story. You'a'fell in'a. I couldn't help'a'ya because the ledge was shut with'a ledge.

Mario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Luigi: Hahaha! So'a'long'a'brother! It's Weegee time now!

Luigi closed the top of the ledge, and Mario was trapped in. Mario started..... not trying to get out, but crying? Wow. Well, Mario sat there, then he saw a glimmer of the sun. He wiped his tears and looked up. Maybe Yoshi, Peach, or Toad were saving him. Maybe the Luigi that trapped him was an imposter. He looked up to see the sky of some castle or something. He saw a fox and a hedgehog.

Tails: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! I'VE ALWAYS BEEN IN YOUR SHADOW AS THE "SIDEKICK"!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU AND I WANT YOUR JOB!

Sonic: Tails, what has gotten-

Tails who was up at the ledge, pushed Sonic in. The ledge somehow got to Sonic-Land or something and got opened.

Sonic: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! I HATE YA TAILS!

Tails: Fine. Come on Barbie, let's go.

Barbie: YAAAAY!

Tails and Barbie closed the top again, and Sonic eventually landed.

Sonic: Oh, I'll kill Tails if I ever get out of here!

Mario: Um.... hello? Who'a'are'a'you?

Sonic: Who said that? Wait, I know you! We went to the Olympic Games togethor, remember?

Mario: Hmmm'a...... OH, I'A'REMEMBER!

Sonic: Let's find a way to get out of here!

Mario: Hmm..... I'a'have some'a'old inventions in my pockets.

Sonic: What?

Mario: A cheese brick, a cell phone, and my mp3 player.

Sonic: LEMME SEE!

Mario handed Sonic the objects and he used his hedgehog mind to build a teleporter out of it.

Teleporter: WERE - SHALL - YOU - GO?

Mario: Somewhere- uh....

Sonic: FAR FROM HERE!

Teleporter: HOW - ABOUT - HYRULE?

Sonic: Sure, let's go!

Mario: Where's'a'Hyrule?

Sonic: I dunno. LET'S GO!

Sonic and Mario were then transported to Hyrule.