Majora's Mask REMAEK!

YAY A PARODY! GIMME A NOBEL PRIZE!

Link: (at Clock Town, dancing with ReDeads while wearing the Gibdo mask) MOSCOW, MOSCOW, I DON'T KNOW THE FREAKIN WORDS, I DON'T KNOW THE FREAKIN WORDS, I DON'T KNOW THE WORDS!

Tatl: SAVE MY BROTHER ALREADY!

Link: HEY! LISTEN TO ME!

Tatl: Shouldn't the faires say that to you?

Link: It all makes sense now. (hits Tatl like Skull Kid did to Tael)

Tatl: Crap why did I say that....

Narrator: WITH THE 3DS'S NEW TECHNOLOGY, YOU CAN PLAY MAJORA'S MASK IN 3D, AND IF YOU DON'T PLAY THE SONG OF TIME, YOU WILL ACTUALLY DESTROY YOUR ENTIRE COUNTRY!

Kid: (with 1 second left on timer) WHAT?!?!

Narrator: And that is how America got its downfall. And it strangely was not the fault of our government.

Link: I found all the stray fairies! (turns it into Great Fairy)

Great Fairy: I am the Great Fairy of Kindness!

Link: Wait, you are yellow, and the Great Fairy of Kindness... (does MLP reference)

Link: (turns into Deku scrub) I'MMA FIRIN MAH SNOT! (murders Great Fairy)

Kafei: OMG I'M A KID!

Link: ME TOO, BUT I CAN TURN INTO A GROWNUP WHENEVER I WANT!

Kafei: -_-

Romani: Cows are missing? ALIENS!

Link: FINAL BOSS TIME!

Majora: I'm not the final boss.

Link: Really?

Majora: THAT GUY IS!

Marty: DUH-DUH-DU-DU-DUH-DU-DUH CIRCUIS-

Link: NOOOOOO!

Marty; DUH-DUH-DU-DU-DUH-DU-DUH CIRCUIS-

Link; (shoots self but gets revived by fairy)

Marty: CIRCUIS AFRO, CIRCUIS AFRO-

Link: HOW DOES IT EVEN MAKE SENSE?! WHY ARE YOU HERE?! THE ONLY THING YOU AND MAJORA HAVE IN COMMON IS YOU'RE ANNOYING AND YOUR NAMES START WITH "MA"!

Marty: Exactly! POLKA-DOT, POLKA-DOT, POLKA-DOT, AFRO!

Link; (shoots self again and dies for real)

Majora and Marty; Wow, that worked!

Marty: WANT ME TO SING IT AGAIN?

Majora: No -_-

Narrator: The end of this bad remaek!

(3DS explodes)