Poofy, Cally and Red Season 1 Episode 2: I Personally Would Stick With Water

This is Pancake Time!'s sister episode

Transcript
Red: Mmmm. This milk that's oddly cream colored rather than white is not great at all for some reason.

Cally: Cream colored?

Red: Yeah. Are you deaf?

Cally: You shut your piehole. *slaps Red*

Red: Sorry.

Cally: Anyways, i think that must be the milk i was experimenting with for that science fair from 5th grade in 2001.

Red: *throws up* Well at least that creamy, bubbly, spicy, rocky-textured puke is gone. Hey, what's this thing here?

Cally: What thing?

Red: That little box-type thing!

Poofy: What? Oh, the science fair milk. *throw up burp* That stuff. It's putrid.

Red: The milk has a secret room! What should we do, Poofy?

Poofy: Duhhhhh...

Red: Hello?

Poofy: ....uuuuuu- Oh! Let's go in the room!

Cally: I don't think this is-

Poofy: Come on! Let's go!

Cally: *sighs*

The gang went inside the room in the really old science fair milk.

Poofy: Oh, i love this place! It's a huge mansion!

Cally: Can we please... *vomits for 11 seconds straight* ...only stay about 5 minutes?

Poofy: But i love it here! And we're not very far into the episode!

4th wall: I am so going to- *big crack* AAAAAAAH

Poofy and Red: "o.o

Cally: Well, i'm leaving.

Poofy: Kay, see you later.

Cally: Just say okay instead of just kay, okay?

Poofy: Kay.

Cally: *punches Poofy*

Poofy: *shoves Cally out of the milk house*

A noise can be faintly heard in the background.

Red: Poofy, i heard something!

Poofy: Who, what, when, where, why, how?!

Red: I don't know who, probably a monster, 6 seconds ago, at the dark other edge of the mansion, i don't know why, because i have ears!

The noise is heard again, along with large thumping footsteps.

Poofy: *points* MILK LAWYER! RUN!

Poofy and Red: *screaming and running*

Red: AAAAAAAH! LET'S DO A MONTAGE OF US RUNNING! AAAAAAH!

Poofy: AAAAAAH! OKAY, RED! AAAAAAH!

4th wall: AAAAAAAAH! YOU ASKED FOR IT! AAAAA- *gets squashed by the milk lawyer*

A boring montage of Poofy and Red running happened with Benny Hill music played.

Red: *panting* I... i think we lost him...

The milk lawyer appeared in front of them.

Red: OH-



Red: -WE DIDN'T LOSE HIM! AAAAAH-

The screen transitions to Red, in his bedroom.

Red: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! OH MY GOSH! THAT WAS THE WORST DREAM EVER!

Cally: Congratulations, Red. That ruined the plot.

4th wall: Luckily that was only a- *breaks*

The End