Gak Song

"What sticks on stairs alone or in pairs Smooshes over your neighbor's dog? What's great for a snack and fits on your back? It's Gak, Gak, Gak!

It's Gak, Gak, it's small, it's light, it's goo. It's Gak, Gak, it's better than good, it's bad! Noobs wants Gak! You're gonna hate it, Gak! Come on and get Gak! Nobody needs Gak!"