Literally nobody:

NOBODY:

NO ONE AT ALL:

LITERALLY NOT ONE PERSON:

NOT A SINGLE SOUL:

NO ONE IN THE NORTHERN HEMISPHERE:

NO ONE IN THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE:

NO ONE ON THE EQUATOR:

NONE OF THE MOLE PEOPLE:

NONE OF THE LIZARD PEOPLE:

THE ILLUMINATI:

THE GOVERNMENT WHO IS COVERING UP THAT 9/11 WAS ACTUALLY AN INSIDE JOB:

NONE OF YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS:

NONE OF YOUR FRIENDS:

NONE OF YOUR YOUTUBE CONSPIRACY COMMUNITY:

THE LIBTARDS:

THE CONSERVATARDS:

THE NORMAL PEOPLE WHO FIND THE MIDDLE GROUND IN POLITICAL DISCOURSE BECAUSE BOTH SIDES HAVE A POINT AND THE ILLUMINATI IS TRYING TO DIVIDE US FOR EASIER CONTROL:

BIRDS:

DOGS WHO ARE GOVERNMENT SPIES:

THE NSA WHO IS WATCHING ME AT ALL TIMES:

THE ALIENS WHO ABDUCTED ME TO LET ME KNOW THAT I WAS THE PERFECT BEING WHO WOULD SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE ILLUMINATI’S TYRANNICAL RULE:

MY PSYCHIATRIST:

MY OTHER PSYCHIATRIST:

MY OLD PSYCHIATRIST WHO WAS AN NSA PLANT:

MY WIFE WHO I MARRIED BECAUSE SHE IS A LIZARD PERSON AND ONE DAY WHEN SHE LEASTS EXPECTS IT I WILL KILL HER:

THE BODY OF A LIZARD PERSON BURIED IN MY BACKYARD:

THE COPS BREAKING INTO MY HOUSE:

THE COPS WHO JUST MADE IT INSIDE AND ARE SAYING TO GET ON THE GROUND:

MY BULLET-RIDDLED BODY AS THE BLOOD DRAINS FROM ME:

YOUTUBE:

Lincolon Loudicus from the hit tv program The Loud House when he comes in contact with a female acquaintance: Is this a potential girlfriend?