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Pre AD Era

Prehistory

  • Mars, Venus and Moon are habitable.
  • Humans are evolved from Dinosaurs
  • Neanderthals Humans didn’t extinct but it’s made up of 0.00291% of human population in 2019 and 0.9% are mixed which is known as Mixed Humans, the rest are Homo Sapiens.

1st Millennium

79

  • Mount Vesuvius eruption never happens.

541

  • Plague Of Justinian never happens.

2nd Millennium Before 1800

1346

  • The Black Death never happens.

1662

  • Dodos never go extinct.

19th Century

1829

  • Andrew Jackson never becomes the president.

1830

  • Indian Removal Act was never signed.

1865

  • Abraham Lincoln didn't get assasinated, he became a president until 1869.

1893

  • France colonized Thailand.

1898

  • US didn’t colonize Philippines but Spain still colonize Philippines.

20th Century

1908

  • Hitler was accepted to art school and became the famous artist.

1912

  • Titanic didn’t sank and it was used until it was discharged in 1952.

1913

  • A ship called Gigantic sank into the sea.

1914

  • Gavrilo Princip didn’t assassinate Franz Ferdinand and there’s no WW1.

1928

  • Disneyland construction begins in St. Louis.

1929

  • There’s no great depression.

1932

  • Disneyland St. Louis construction stopped and never built.

1933

  • Nazi Germany didn’t exist. (See 1908.)

1941

  • WW1 started and it’s started by Japan who bombed Pearl Harbour.

1946

  • WW1 ends
  • USSR collaspes.

1949

  • Bavaria gained independence.

1950

  • Xinjiang gained Independence.
  • China didn’t annex Tibet.

1953

  • Korea is united.

1955

  • Vietnam war never happens.

1959

  • Catalonia gained independence.
  • Honduras declares war on El Salvador.

1968

  • Scotland and Wales gained independence.
  • Northern Ireland is annexed by Ireland.

1976

  • Libya is divided between Communism (Which is invaded by Egypt and Libya in 2013.) and Capitalist side.

1979

  • Iranian revolution never happens.

1987

  • WW2 starts.

1992

  • WW2 ends.

1994

  • Chuck Norris starts Countries and Continents project.

1997

  • Titanic movie didn’t existed. (See 1912.)
  • Venus Population reaches 1 Billion.

1998

  • Central America is united.
  • Movie called Gigantic was released. (See 1913.)

21st Century

2001

  • There’s no 9/11 attacks.

2003

  • Northern California becomes the 51st state.

2008

  • The recession never happened.

2009

  • Michael Jackson didn’t die.
  • Justin Bieber never became famous and a singer called Justin Bieber is only a fairytale.

2013

  • Some parts of Central America is invaded by Mexico.

2014

  • Chuck Norris gives some extra land for Chile.

2016

  • Trump was not elected as president.

2017

  • Executive Order 13767 was never signed.
  • Executive Order 13769 was never signed.
  • Executive Order 13780 was never signed.

2018

  • XXXtentacion didn’t die.

2019

  • End of Communism.
  • Juice Wrld didn’t die.
  • Chuck Norris creates a new continent.

2020

  • Kobe Bryant didn’t die, he is still living happily with his family.
  • There’s no Coronavirus pandemic.
  • Chuck Norris Empire Gained independence.

2021

  • Chuck Norris removed some parts Guyana, Suriname and French Guiana and replace it with islands and named it to The Guianas which is a nation and the rest are belongs to Brazil.

2023

  • Chuck Norris creates 2300 islands in Australia.

2026

  • Hispaniola becomes an one nation.

2056

  • Chuck Norris buys ownership of Nestle Crunch and Pop Tarts.

2058

  • Nestle Crunch Republic gained independence.

2064

  • Chuck Norris’ continent reaches 20 countries.

2073

  • WW3 almost happens so Chuck Norris stops it.

Pissing Era

2099

  • Eggman pisses on the moon.

2100

  • Pissing on the moon becomes a trend.

2101

  • Pissing Challenge spreads to the Earth, Venus and Mars.

2102

  • Eggman pisses on the Jupiter.

2103

  • Big Bill’s Hell begins.

2104

  • Someone tries to piss in the sun, but he done it unsuccessfully.

2105

  • Pissing tour begins.

2106

  • Pissing renaissance era begins.

2107

  • Baltimore becomes the city of pissing where Big Bill’s Hell is located.

2108

  • Pissing in France is banned and lifted later in that year.

2109

  • Someone pisses in the sun and he done it successfully and become famous later that year.

22nd Century After Pissing Era

2121

  • Chuck Norris wiped Global Warming from the existence.

2145

  • Chuck Norris becomes the leader of UN.

Post 2200

2210

  • Mercury becomes habitable.

2421

  • Jupiter becomes habitable.

2512

  • Chuck Norris Empire changes name into United States Of Chuck Norris.

2619

  • Saturn becomes habitable.

2810

  • Other planets in Solar System becomes habitable.

3181

  • Chuck Norris creates his own planet and becomes habitable later in that year.

3182

  • Chuck Norris moved his empire to his planet.

3391

  • Sun becomes habitable.

4191

  • Chuck Norris Jr. becomes the president of United States Of Chuck Norris replacing his father who rules this country for 2171 years
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