If you drink Coke while looking at a rainbow streaked across a half-moon, and you jump off a roof, you will time travel back 51 years.

To get back to present time:

Suck on a juniper berry. Remember the time you're from. Then walk in front of a person so they can see you. Then yell, "FRIED CHICKEN!" This will disrupt the time flow thereby sending you home.


get a gummi bear, nut, pickle and potato mash them all together then eat them and jump of a cliff singing "can't get enough of that sugar crisp".

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