(gray screen appears, with captions coming up)
Narrator: Note that this is just a parody. If a police comes, you must-(screen cuts to Major Monogram giving Perry a mission)
Major Monogram: (in the middle of giving Perry a mission)...jump on a rocket and fly away and then-(cuts back to gray screen)
Narrator: -pay a fee of $25,000,000.
Killing-PERRY! PERRY THE PLATYPUS! (I said you can call him the dead Agent P!) THE DEAD AGENT P!
- in P&F's backyard*
Phineas: Oh there you are, Perry! *looks away*
Sonic: Meap is back already? Does it really not take long to buy a thousand pounds of wood? *looks at Perry*
Perry: Meap! Chicken! *chatters* Chicken! Me-
Phineas: What just happened?
Shadow: I killed the annoying and noisy platypus.
Phineas: YOU WHAT?
Ferb: YOU WHAT?
Spongebob: YOU WHAT?
Patrick: YOU WHAT?
Squidward: YOU WHAT?
Sonic: YOU WHAT?
Classic Sonic: YOU WHAT?
Tails: YOU WHAT?
Meap: *comes in with loads of wood* MEAP? *drops wood*
Planning to get Perry back
Coming Soon! Sneak Peek:
- at the hospital*
Phineas: I can't believe Shadow killed you, Perry!
- at jail*
Ferb: I can't believe you killed Perry, Shadow!
Shadow: It was a mistake! I forgot who Perry was before!